True phenomenal story of a time George Brett got food poisoning and shit himself. Or as it was put in Family Guy: "I George Brett myself on plane." - Putin
Yeah, Brett was so pathetically clueless there. That guy wished he could be anywhere else but listening to one of the greatest players ever make a fool of himself with an idiotic story. Never meet your heroes.....
Lol.,... Though I hate the fact that GB was the 'Yankee Killer' back in the days, dudes two way talent, lazer sharp poise, fierce intensity was and is the stuff of icons of yesterday and those not yet born..... I'll politely tiptoe around the defecation in pants narrative 🤥 Merci beaucoup
Imagine what must have been going through Porter’s mind. Dude probably thought he was about to get some good advice and instead George starts talking about how he violently crapped his pants in Vegas. Just a legendary story 😂
So am watching family guy over here in England. And I have to google Brett after family guy went to adverts. So that’s how I got here. Oh well it all makes sense now, back to family guy.
@@jays7761 It's called being confident enough in your manhood to admit that you've shat yourself recently and that you fear not of the judgement because... you're manly enough, that's why.
@@jakethomason5495Tapered usually means when something is coming to a pinch or point shape. I think he was suggesting that both ends of the poo had a degree of shape and polish to them.
The greatest story ever told. If there's ever a youtube hall of fame, this is first ballot. The way he just stands there with his hands on his hips lol. You know George Brett is the kind of dude who saunters up next to you at the urinal to start a conversation and lets out a real loud sigh and puts his hands on his hips while he's peeing
Thats every veteran ballplayer. Heard larry bowa ask bill bavasi to throw it over his shoulder instead of waiting in line once at a angels game press box urinal.
This is without a doubt the single most greatest moment in the entire history of the sport of baseball. Truly the hall of Fame moment. If the hall of Fame wasn't made to house this great event than idk why tf they made it for.. there's some things the world will never forget. September 11, Harambe, and the time Brett evacuated his bowels in las Vegas 💯🤣💀
Been a while since I've laughed this hard😂😂😂 dudes a legend in every sense of the word!! The graphic detail he goes into.......he definitely is great at retelling stories ill give him that. On a side note, everyone needs a friend like Larry. Im not sure I have a friend who I can call up and say "hey man, I just shit my pants" and they drop everything and bring a change of clothes, and do everything they can to keep me from being seen.
Wow i now need to purchase a george brett autograph. he has become one of my favorites. i already loved him from the pine tar days. but this just made it so much better 🤙
Hall of Famer plain and simple. The guy had what was probably one of the top five seasons of the modern era in 1980. .390 batting average. How do you miss almost 50 games and still run away with MVP? Only guy to win the batting title in 3 different decades. But yeah, even as just a baseball guy he's pure gold.
There’s something about hearing a baseball player telling a highly detailed story about shitting their paints multiple times and a listener immediately going out and buying his autograph
This was freakin' hilarous! It reminds me of a time I went to an all you could eat Indian buffet. I literally ate like I was Shaggy from Scooby Doo. As I was getting ready to pay my bill I embarrassedly said "may I use the washroom first?" I waddled to a toilet, glutes tightly clenched, and a gassy explosion erupted from me. After several minutes I came back and the waiter had a strange look on his face. Lesson learned - don't go overboard. ^_^
Imagine whoever found them knowing who they belonged too and later down the road ran into Brett somewhere and asked him to sign em......Then, imagine watchin somebody bring em in to sale on an episode of Pawn Stars with no documentation to verify that the signature is real or that they ever belonged to Brett.
I legit am put here watching family guy on Netflix and hear the George Brett thing and I'm like ugh so I watch it and it's so funny how the guy keeps like running away and he keep following him
George probably told that story to all those guys 100 time. “Oh shit (no pun intended ) it’s George with the shit his pants story again.” If you ever meet George Brett and he starts off with “True Story, I shit you not” walk away.
Everyone has that friend with the "I shit myself all the time" stories. Mine is named Jason and he loves to tell us about shitting himself on the way home from school Sr. year, when his car was stuck behind a school bus. I guess some of us stop shitting ourselves at like, 4 and a small percentage just never learn that some farts you do not chance, and "if it COULD be the Im gonna poop feeling, treat the situation like it IS the Im gonna poop feeling"
@@kinkane5566 sigh..... you pooped your pants again....didn't you?.... allright, top drawer, cabinet by my bed, grab yourself some clean ones and NO, I do not want them back.
I actually shat my trousers a few weeks ago. I had to shit on my kitchen floor. I wiped it up with towels and put the shit towels in the trash can in the common area of my apartment. Less than 2 hours later, someone had dumped the trash. Presumably because it smelled bad. True story Who are the pitcher's in this game?
I don't know a damn thing about baseball, his career, or whether or not he should see a doctor about the fact that he shits his pants often enough to own up to doing it at least twice a year--but his ability to shake off shitting his pants and his persistence in sharing the story are legendary. I'm literally here because I heard this story was epic, and as far as I'm concerned that should land him in at least one hall of fame, if not more.
I am thinking of the restroom maintenance crew that worked at the Bellagio back in that day. I can see the janitor pulling his cart in the room halfway at the door and then turning around and finding crap clothes and shoes and crap all over the stall walls and floor. What a mess he would have had to clean up that night.
I’m here from Family Guy 🤣🤣🤣
Where is bathroom? I George Brett myself on plane
Same lol
Same
Me too! I am dying laughing! Hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Ditto lmaooo
that poor bastard really didnt want to hear that story lmao
brett just kept following him dead set on telling his midnight bellagio shit story
Rusty would've listened
Exist? where's the fucking exist?
Yeah, Brett was so pathetically clueless there. That guy wished he could be anywhere else but listening to one of the greatest players ever make a fool of himself with an idiotic story. Never meet your heroes.....
@@24HeySayhe shit his pants, he didn’t refuse an autograph so I wouldn’t really say don’t meet your heroes for this moment
I love how the dude is walking away at the end but he keeps following to finish the story
The whole video!!??! George take a hint!
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hahhah dude is just like "man im just trying to do my thing" ahhahahaha
Lol.,... Though I hate the fact that GB was the 'Yankee Killer' back in the days, dudes two way talent, lazer sharp poise, fierce intensity was and is the stuff of icons of yesterday and those not yet born.....
I'll politely tiptoe around the defecation in pants narrative 🤥
Merci beaucoup
i looked this up during the break, just as Peter advised ;)
I looked it up just now as Steven Segal and Jibber Prevailia advised
same
Same lul
MEE TOOOOOOOOOOOO
The best part is, "who's the pitchers in this game?" Back to business!
agree to disagree, the best part is when he lowers his voice to tell the story without anyone hearing while he's mic'd up.
Just another day at the office
He was dying to tell someone this story 💀
He's good twice a year for that.
Who's the pitchers in this game?
Imagine what must have been going through Porter’s mind. Dude probably thought he was about to get some good advice and instead George starts talking about how he violently crapped his pants in Vegas. Just a legendary story 😂
"True story, whos pitching in this game?"
more like "who's PINCHING" :)
That was classic! 😂
Let's thank Family Guy for helping us remember this nugget of baseball history.
hah nugget
@heather sparrow
Hideous terminology, appropriate though it is.
The original, and the And 1 mix tape version….are the 2 best videos ever recorded
Not a nugget. Water. Straight fuckin' water.
Is this for real!? Or a dub over ?
So am watching family guy over here in England. And I have to google Brett after family guy went to adverts. So that’s how I got here. Oh well it all makes sense now, back to family guy.
Thank you for that information, now I have a much clearer understanding of your activities on the internet.
That sounds amazing
What will be your activities tonight?
Still happening....lol
Lol idk if I should be thanking family guy or cursing them. Holy cow he just keeps going.
What a legend. That, boys, is what it looks like when a man has confidence and a healthy ego
What? If you tell people about shitting your pants you have confidence and a healthy ego? You are easily impressed.
@@jays7761 some people aren't easily embarrassed
@@jays7761 It's called being confident enough in your manhood to admit that you've shat yourself recently and that you fear not of the judgement because... you're manly enough, that's why.
@@jays7761 if you get easily embarrased by things like this you probably have a fragile ego, yeah.
@@jays7761 I mean, when I shit my pants I don't immediately tell people. Am I the weird one?
I love how theyre slowly trying to get the fuck away from his story as he follows them.
The only way to stop him from telling that story to you is to shit your pants. Then he'll bring you towels and a pair of 48" waist pants
I didn’t laugh til he got to “double-tapered”
I bet there were several teammates who would’ve been down for that story but he chose that guy lmao.
that is why our assholes dont slam shut tapered ends
what does that mean?
@@jakethomason5495Tapered usually means when something is coming to a pinch or point shape. I think he was suggesting that both ends of the poo had a degree of shape and polish to them.
George is old school. All the old schoolers are like this. Haha
The greatest story ever told. If there's ever a youtube hall of fame, this is first ballot. The way he just stands there with his hands on his hips lol. You know George Brett is the kind of dude who saunters up next to you at the urinal to start a conversation and lets out a real loud sigh and puts his hands on his hips while he's peeing
And farts loudly with a sigh of relief at the end and complete straight face
@@ATLWood13 And also starts talking to you as you’re both pissing. Basically he just doesn’t give a shit.
Didn't expect to see you here.
Thats every veteran ballplayer. Heard larry bowa ask bill bavasi to throw it over his shoulder instead of waiting in line once at a angels game press box urinal.
George Brett is a legend, that is all
“JC, whaddya eat?!?”
…
“…Taco Johns”
“That’ll do it”
We’ve all been there, I love the way he tells a story.
This is without a doubt the single most greatest moment in the entire history of the sport of baseball. Truly the hall of Fame moment. If the hall of Fame wasn't made to house this great event than idk why tf they made it for.. there's some things the world will never forget. September 11, Harambe, and the time Brett evacuated his bowels in las Vegas 💯🤣💀
Been a while since I've laughed this hard😂😂😂 dudes a legend in every sense of the word!! The graphic detail he goes into.......he definitely is great at retelling stories ill give him that. On a side note, everyone needs a friend like Larry. Im not sure I have a friend who I can call up and say "hey man, I just shit my pants" and they drop everything and bring a change of clothes, and do everything they can to keep me from being seen.
That guy DOES NOT want to hear it lmfao
Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die.
Sandlot
Strike Force Five podcast led me here. Did not disappoint.
This is a great fucking story. A stand-up comedian couldn’t have done a better job
I’m fucking dying lol from family guy man. Aw shit he said da I gerorge Brett myself on plane 😂😂
You can google that during the commercial
Wow i now need to purchase a george brett autograph. he has become one of my favorites. i already loved him from the pine tar days. but this just made it so much better 🤙
Hall of Famer plain and simple. The guy had what was probably one of the top five seasons of the modern era in 1980. .390 batting average. How do you miss almost 50 games and still run away with MVP? Only guy to win the batting title in 3 different decades. But yeah, even as just a baseball guy he's pure gold.
Better if it is signed in brown "ink"
There’s something about hearing a baseball player telling a highly detailed story about shitting their paints multiple times and a listener immediately going out and buying his autograph
“I george brett myself on the plane”
"Who's da pitcher in this game!" 😂
That's just the best thing I've ever heard. What a legend.
Here from strike force 5 podcast and yes it was a great way to spend a few minutes 😅
Thanks Dan Rykert. American Hero.
This was freakin' hilarous! It reminds me of a time I went to an all you could eat Indian buffet. I literally ate like I was Shaggy from Scooby Doo. As I was getting ready to pay my bill I embarrassedly said "may I use the washroom first?" I waddled to a toilet, glutes tightly clenched, and a gassy explosion erupted from me. After several minutes I came back and the waiter had a strange look on his face. Lesson learned - don't go overboard. ^_^
I'm here from Family Guy too
Peter did not let me down😂😂
The year is 21022 and our A.I. overlord Dudesy made us come here, Brother…
imagine being the custodian that found the clothes in the stall
Imagine whoever found them knowing who they belonged too and later down the road ran into Brett somewhere and asked him to sign em......Then, imagine watchin somebody bring em in to sale on an episode of Pawn Stars with no documentation to verify that the signature is real or that they ever belonged to Brett.
The way he says “who’s the pitchers in this game?” hits so perfectly
"True story..... Who are the pitchers in this game?" at the end is what got me.
The best comedy writer in the world couldn’t have written a better ending to this
Extremely grim but what a great storyteller!
Pure confidence! I could listen to his stories all day long
I legit am put here watching family guy on Netflix and hear the George Brett thing and I'm like ugh so I watch it and it's so funny how the guy keeps like running away and he keep following him
The best part is at the end when he just transitions back to the game
..."Who's the pitchers in this game?" Holy hell, did that destroy me.
Double tapered $hit... Hilarious!
George probably told that story to all those guys 100 time. “Oh shit (no pun intended ) it’s George with the shit his pants story again.” If you ever meet George Brett and he starts off with “True Story, I shit you not” walk away.
That's because those are rookies. He's fucking with them. Trying to get that gross story in they're heads.
No you stay there and listen to the man’s epic story
Found this all by myself, on accident. Loved it
Here's a guy who shits himself twice a year and still became a professional athlete.
2 bears, 1 cave Sally V
Everyone has that friend with the "I shit myself all the time" stories. Mine is named Jason and he loves to tell us about shitting himself on the way home from school Sr. year, when his car was stuck behind a school bus. I guess some of us stop shitting ourselves at like, 4 and a small percentage just never learn that some farts you do not chance, and "if it COULD be the Im gonna poop feeling, treat the situation like it IS the Im gonna poop feeling"
Listen we're not all Einstein OK!?!?!
@@kinkane5566 sigh..... you pooped your pants again....didn't you?.... allright, top drawer, cabinet by my bed, grab yourself some clean ones and NO, I do not want them back.
@@ralphralpherson9441 😔😔😔
@@kinkane5566 🤣🤣🤣💩
kinda ironic that my name is jason and im the "ishit myself all the time " friend
The craziest thing about this story is that he actually had a cell phone.
One of the best videos on CZcams. True story
Whos pitching this game
Larry is a real one for helping him out like that
this makes me feel warm and normal
At the beginning I love how he says “im good for shittin my pants about twice a year”
I was sent here by 2 bears that live in a cave.
Most underrated part is all the teammates just stretching and going about their business as he tells the story.
Watching this at 4 am trying to take a diarrhea. Bad wings
This is peak internet.
Even if you’re not a baseball fan you have to admit this is the greatest fucking storytelling on CZcams hands down!!
I'm here because I just shit my pants trying to hold in a cough
I actually shat my trousers a few weeks ago. I had to shit on my kitchen floor. I wiped it up with towels and put the shit towels in the trash can in the common area of my apartment. Less than 2 hours later, someone had dumped the trash. Presumably because it smelled bad. True story
Who are the pitcher's in this game?
@@bigsky3072no no no Who's on first, What's on second, I don't know's on third, and I'll tell you Tomorrow's the pitchers name.
Here from Will Sasso's "Dudesy" podcast 🤣
we just put this video in the 'legacy' section of his Wikipedia
"Who's the pitches in this game" gets me every time 😂
Dudesy init guys.
Strike Force 5. LOL! God, that was good. 😂
Thanks Peter....
George Brett is an Icon
2 bears one cave brought me here.
Poop stories aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number 2.
That's a joke, they ARE my favorite.
He’s actually a really good story teller 😂
I don't know a damn thing about baseball, his career, or whether or not he should see a doctor about the fact that he shits his pants often enough to own up to doing it at least twice a year--but his ability to shake off shitting his pants and his persistence in sharing the story are legendary. I'm literally here because I heard this story was epic, and as far as I'm concerned that should land him in at least one hall of fame, if not more.
They all walking away like: cool story bro
The fact he knew he had a mic on his amazing
Thanks Peter G
yup, once or twice a year.
“Most perfect double tapered shit”
The greatest story I've ever heard in my entire life.
most perfect double tapered shit
I watch this every time I'm feeling like I'll be on the shitter for a bit.
The other guys: Thanks for sharing that with us.
Thank. You. Family. Guy. 😂
Ikr I just came here best decision ever
Can't wait for Volume 2...Shar-t in Chicago.
Double tapered!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I wonder if Brett invented the phrase, "double-tapered shit"?
I can’t believe none of those guys wanted to hear his pants shitting story 😂 they’re trying to get away
Awkward nervous conversations during the pre game, classic. If you never played ball you'd don't know
Imagine how awesome it would have been to be his teammate and hear his stories every game in the dugout.
I’d be laughing my ass off at the first story, maybe the second, but after that I’d be trying to get out of there.
“Where is bathroom? I george Brett myself on plane.”
typed in "george brett p" looking for the pine tar incident but this was the first suggestion...didn't disappoint
thank you Jimmy Kimmel for recommending this on Strike Force Five podcast, which is also great. Funniest thing I've ever heard, never gets old
"Who's the pitchers for this game?" LOL!!! I was weak!
“Double tapered” 😂
Be honest, half of you guys are from family guy
I'm here because of Dudesy.
Every time I get to the toilet with just a few seconds to spare, I look up this video. Mostly grateful I didn’t shit my pants.
I am thinking of the restroom maintenance crew that worked at the Bellagio back in that day. I can see the janitor pulling his cart in the room halfway at the door and then turning around and finding crap clothes and shoes and crap all over the stall walls and floor. What a mess he would have had to clean up that night.
I'm here from 2 bears 🐻 one cave . Funny story
Me too XD
I bet this guy was a fuckin blast to hang out with.
This is fantastic.