Your Snoke Theory Sucks

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    Finally, for once and for all, Jenny and Steele Saunders from Steelewars get to the bottom of every Snoke theory.
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Komentáře • 484

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 Před 7 lety +252

    Jenny unknowingly came up with the best star wars theory Snoke just wants to dance but his dad made him become a Sith lord.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName Před 7 lety +5

      Snokes just wanna have fu-uhn..ohh-oh Snokes just wanna have fun! I could see that.

  • @Evan_L_Rodriguez
    @Evan_L_Rodriguez Před 4 lety +82

    The “Snoke is Palpatine” one be hittin’ different.

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 Před 7 lety +186

    So, did they need two trampolines for Darth Maul?

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName Před 7 lety +9

      Good question, but judging by the mechanical legs he got later I'm guessing not.

    • @SirGeeeO
      @SirGeeeO Před 7 lety +1

      He actually DID survive the fall

  • @berenvalari
    @berenvalari Před 7 lety +177

    First time I've seen a guest make Jenny laugh and lose her deadpan delivery.

  • @StarWarsExplained
    @StarWarsExplained Před 7 lety +223

    So glad you finally got that chair inflated!

    • @cavespider1074
      @cavespider1074 Před 7 lety +2

      Star Wars Explained Please go out with Jenny... please...

    • @renoutlaw8371
      @renoutlaw8371 Před 7 lety +20

      Cave Spider10 bruh he's married.

    • @breebrett7244
      @breebrett7244 Před 6 lety

      i need that chair in my life

    • @colbydeandre5284
      @colbydeandre5284 Před 2 lety

      sorry to be off topic but does someone know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
      I somehow lost the account password. I love any help you can give me.

  • @jediknightguy82
    @jediknightguy82 Před 7 lety +89

    If all the theories are just trying to throw us off, would it be a Snoke screen?

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat Před 4 lety +35

    "It doesn't count when you're in the air."
    "That's... what falling is."

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction Před 3 lety +1

      Anyone: So, palpatine was murdered by Anakin-
      JJ: It doesn’t count if he was killed by someone.
      Anyone: That’s what murder is.

  • @MackerelSkyLtd
    @MackerelSkyLtd Před 7 lety +25

    This guy fundamentally understands how to behave on a show with Jenny.
    Also, Snoke is Kyle Katarn. Boom.

  • @debbiebishop86
    @debbiebishop86 Před 4 lety +16

    "When they were designing the death star, at the bottom of every shaft there was a trampoline so he just jumped back up" i cannot believe jenny accidentally made up an ep 9 spoiler

  • @Zomdra
    @Zomdra Před 4 lety +19

    12:15 "People like to see old things over again...people don't want new characters, bring me an old character that I saw."
    Well now...

  • @rowanstrang8072
    @rowanstrang8072 Před 7 lety +90

    Is Steele the only guest so far that seems to understand and ‘get’ Jenny’s brand of dry humour. I think so. Great Episode

  • @theflippedclassroom9344
    @theflippedclassroom9344 Před 7 lety +31

    "Makin' my bones downtown, walkin' fast"

  • @n.m.7930
    @n.m.7930 Před 3 lety +7

    This is my favorite episode, lol! “Whos that beautiful tiny girl!?”

  • @japes1813
    @japes1813 Před 6 lety +9

    "Making my bones downtown... walking fast" - I died.

  • @cyborgqueer
    @cyborgqueer Před 3 lety +9

    I’m extremely chronically ill, and this video has made me genuinely laugh and forget my worries, thankyou 💖

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster Před 7 lety +95

    Snoke is Alderaan. The planet gained sentience after being blown up, and blamed the Jedi (Obiwan) for not getting the Death Star plans to the Rebels in time. That's why he made Starkiller Base too. As an act of irony, the failure of the Republic caused Alderaan's demise, and so Alderaan became the demise of the New Republic. It's also why he wanted to turn Kylo evil, to kill Han Solo to hurt Leia, because Han did not fly fast enough to Alderaan, and Leia did not try hard enough to stop Alderaan being blown up.

  • @AndresBribiesca
    @AndresBribiesca Před 4 lety +15

    Jenny and Steele unknowingly came up with a better explanation for Palpatine's survival than J. J. Abrams at 5:02

  • @haniawent8755
    @haniawent8755 Před 4 lety +20

    this has aged in a very funny way

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist Před 3 lety +4

    Everyone keeps asking "Who is Snoke"...but nobody asks "How is Snoke." :(

  • @grahamrichardson9620
    @grahamrichardson9620 Před 7 lety +329

    SPOILER ALERT: Jenny isn't actually a millennial! She's actually a well-disguised 46-year-old man named "Jose."

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 Před 7 lety +46

    His identity is a big Snokescreen.

  • @Sadie12208
    @Sadie12208 Před 4 lety +8

    the energy in this video is so pure

  • @michaelmcconnell9067
    @michaelmcconnell9067 Před 7 lety +18

    Great Ep. Jenny & Steele should host a spin-off show together.

  • @h_jay5478
    @h_jay5478 Před 7 lety +49

    The best show of Screen junkies news. Keep it up Jenny

  • @devoinc1
    @devoinc1 Před 7 lety +32

    I'm sorry but who gave Max one of those lollipops? I don't think he really earned it.

  • @ronnieshuffle8770
    @ronnieshuffle8770 Před 7 lety +16

    Since Jenny read my comment we're pretty much best friends now. And yes, it's every bit as awesome as it sounds.

  • @erikabloodaxe2581
    @erikabloodaxe2581 Před 24 dny +6

    Ron Howard: She did, in fact, get famous.

  • @TadBigby
    @TadBigby Před 7 lety +29

    Snoke is a bad car.

  • @AlexKnauth
    @AlexKnauth Před 7 lety +94

    Is there a way to subscribe to playlists? If there were I would subscribe to just Millennial Falcon and nothing else.

    • @camp7NdN
      @camp7NdN Před 7 lety +9

      Alex Knauth I thot I was the only one who wanted this

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch Před 7 lety +3

      I wish you people ran CZcams. Please run CZcams one day so we can have this.

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth Před 7 lety

      shauwn: Oh! I found it, thank you. So they do have the option (if the app has this, why doesn't the website?)

  • @dpollere
    @dpollere Před 7 lety +10

    I've never commented before, but I have to say, this is really funny. You guys have some really good comedic timing here.

  • @naynaynay324
    @naynaynay324 Před 7 lety +8

    Had hoped, when the car pillow came crashing back, Jenny would say: You're a bad car.

  • @abderahmanzayyan2658
    @abderahmanzayyan2658 Před 7 lety +21

    this show cured my depression

  • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL
    @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL Před 7 lety +33

    Now that your guests know that you are too lazy to fight them, it seems that they have become empowered. You had better make an example out of one of your guests or they will walk all over you.

  • @yujirohanma5199
    @yujirohanma5199 Před 6 lety +3

    "Is this the box? I'm typing a comment here."
    "No Dave! Wrong Box!! Stop Dave! Stop before it's too late!!"
    I almost fell out of my chair laughing

  • @JonDesautels
    @JonDesautels Před 7 lety +15

    Jenny, love your Slender Man arm dance!

  • @MrLinguist88
    @MrLinguist88 Před 7 lety +94

    OMG, Jenny can laugh! ... :o

    • @quaddo
      @quaddo Před 7 lety +21

      yes, and all it took was an aussie + a plushy car to the face. go figure.

  • @pathlessrope8118
    @pathlessrope8118 Před 7 lety +21

    i knew who Steele Saunders was because of Planet Broadcasting 🌏

  • @interestingy8484
    @interestingy8484 Před 7 lety +38

    I think Jenny is Snoke.

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey Před 7 lety +4

    I came for Jenny, but I stayed for the guy hunched over in the corner. I hope one day he realizes he doesn't have to ruin his back in order to capture our hearts.

  • @aaarsix
    @aaarsix Před 7 lety +50

    Best thing on screen junkies

  • @cursedmonkey1033
    @cursedmonkey1033 Před 7 lety +17

    I feel like Jenny is a total heart-breaker. All the guests fall hopelessly in love with her but she's like "No, I can't be tied down. I must run free!"

    • @montehatch
      @montehatch Před rokem

      I was picking up chemistry vibes that she was having a good time.

  • @chrisjimenez2192
    @chrisjimenez2192 Před 7 lety +213

    Sith
    No
    One
    Knew
    Existed

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 Před 7 lety +3

      He's not a sith though

    • @gottbutter
      @gottbutter Před 7 lety +3

      what da fuq is a sith? that was never mentioned in the original trilogy.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 Před 7 lety

      TALK FICTION ?

    • @renandar4533
      @renandar4533 Před 7 lety +1

      Shione Cooper nice

    • @elibot
      @elibot Před 7 lety

      Snok? I mean the E is silent but it's still there, no need to disregard that poor E just because it's silent...

  • @articuliere
    @articuliere Před 7 lety +18

    I dont even like star wars and still i cant miss this show...

  • @karenchristinne3004
    @karenchristinne3004 Před 3 lety +2

    The whole Palpatine bit made me laugh so hard

  • @kailomonkey
    @kailomonkey Před 6 lety +2

    The most awkward goodbye with the producer looking on is an anxiety I can relate to. Good show.

  • @aryadramahe
    @aryadramahe Před 7 lety +24

    why they didn't put "Millenial Falcon" on the video title?

    • @meloD30
      @meloD30 Před 7 lety +6

      She quit being a Millenial and decided to have fun instead.

  • @theoldar
    @theoldar Před 7 lety +10

    Great episode. And such lovely smiles.

  • @JustinLe
    @JustinLe Před 6 lety +9

    (TLJ spoilers)
    they called it

  • @iam_darthk
    @iam_darthk Před 7 lety +6

    Millicent, General Hux's cat, is Snoke. Everybody knows that!

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 Před 7 lety +5

    Snoke is a Porg.

  • @Brooke-rw8rc
    @Brooke-rw8rc Před 6 lety +3

    Steele is...
    Captain Hammer.
    "He threw a car... at my head."

  • @HereBeDragonsYT
    @HereBeDragonsYT Před 7 lety +1

    Best episode yet. A laughing Jenny is a beautiful thing. Lots of fun guys. See you next week.

  • @pburnsiv
    @pburnsiv Před 7 lety +1

    You don't fool me Jenny, I knew you were Snoke the whole time.

  • @jackfrey7244
    @jackfrey7244 Před 6 lety +1

    I really like the dynamic of the producer interjecting into the show

  • @dubblleyou
    @dubblleyou Před 7 lety +2

    Yes! Finally someone who can keep up with Jenny.
    Let's all of us start flowing Mr Steele Saunders!

  • @lifesmythtv2608
    @lifesmythtv2608 Před 7 lety +4

    The trampoline channel brought me here

  • @matthijsrietveld6051
    @matthijsrietveld6051 Před 6 lety +2

    I want a remake where leia is like super tiny

  • @sgtmajor5700
    @sgtmajor5700 Před 7 lety +2

    'You are a good car."

  • @Lincoln_Bio
    @Lincoln_Bio Před 3 lety +1

    The real Snoke was the bones we made along the way

  • @Kylerinho
    @Kylerinho Před 7 lety +2

    My two favourite Star Wars people chatting shit about dumb theories. I give it an A+

  • @Sticks017
    @Sticks017 Před 7 lety +16

    i enjoyed the camera on the producer

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 Před 5 lety +1

      mmhmm santa

    • @Tomkatos
      @Tomkatos Před 4 lety

      @@Ttoby89 what's your favorite Christmas wish??

  • @ruofanyu6699
    @ruofanyu6699 Před 7 lety +6

    didnt talk about jarjar. jenny thinks it's plausible confirmed.

  • @chapmanjosh
    @chapmanjosh Před 7 lety +5

    The Steelewars CZcams channel is dope

  • @althaz
    @althaz Před 7 lety +3

    Unexpected bonus Steele Saunders (whose podcast is great) is both unexpected and a bonus!

  • @w00tkid
    @w00tkid Před 7 lety +3

    I think this is the most I've seen her laugh ever

  • @cristianalmodovar4908
    @cristianalmodovar4908 Před 7 lety +3

    Jenny only said goodbye once this episode. I'm kind of worried. You okay Jenny?

  • @michaelmarhal
    @michaelmarhal Před 7 lety +3

    I really liked this episode because the silly level is at an all time high!

  • @dustinosborn4068
    @dustinosborn4068 Před 7 lety +4

    Snoke is Snokes father

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty Před 7 lety +3

    Kamino was going out of business, so the switch from a clone factory to a trampoline assembly line...

  • @davekillingsworth6637
    @davekillingsworth6637 Před 7 lety +1

    I really hope SJN realize what a treasure they have in Jenny. There will be many people who really dont get her style of humor but she is fantastic and that uncomfortable feeling she causes in others is a true gift since it isnt malicious - its just very deadpan and awesome. Oh she could become a superhero names Deadpan! For old people Bob Newhart was like that - humor as dry and a tattoine desert. Keep it up - keep her around and more Millennial Falcon!!!

  • @liamgardner527
    @liamgardner527 Před 6 lety +1

    This series is awesome!

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 Před 5 lety +1

    'Making one's bones' is an American English idiom. How can Jenny not be up to date on it's criminal underworld origins?

  • @filmstuff2593
    @filmstuff2593 Před 7 lety +7

    Get Nick Mason and Mr Sunday Movies from the weekly planet on the show

  • @zarlg
    @zarlg Před 5 lety

    Seriously? No Snoke is Jar Jar Binks? That was by far the most compelling theory.

  • @SrGurkman
    @SrGurkman Před 7 lety

    Snoke is Chewbacca's son Lumpawaroo. That's the only possible explanation for him not yet making an appearance outside of the novels.

  • @memphisdale1569
    @memphisdale1569 Před 7 lety

    u tha best screen junkies has to offer u the only reason I even watch that channel keep doing what u doing

  • @aVerySmugeaf
    @aVerySmugeaf Před 7 lety

    A RED ARROW. A RED CIRCLE. A QUESTION MARK! KIDS! KIDS! AHHH IT IS SO AWESOME!

  • @godlessgoth213
    @godlessgoth213 Před 5 lety

    The trampoline thing was awesome.

  • @dlancer2k
    @dlancer2k Před 7 lety

    The only reason I like the Plagueis theory is because the music that plays during Snoke's appearance is the same as when Palpatine tells the Plagueis story.

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator Před 4 lety +1

    Jenny can predict anything...except herself.

  • @AndjelkaDjukic
    @AndjelkaDjukic Před 7 lety +2

    I love the addition of producer's comments:D.. Go, Max, go!:D

  • @voicemonkey3886
    @voicemonkey3886 Před 7 lety

    I like the Hux is Snoke theory. It's a secret/ reveal and a new character that isn't some rando from the previous trilogies.

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 Před 3 lety +1

    All of these Snoke theories are better than the one they actually went with.

  • @otterblue5351
    @otterblue5351 Před 7 lety +1

    Snoke is the director of the 70's Chewie Christmas Special.

  • @nathandavis1781
    @nathandavis1781 Před 7 lety +1

    AWWWWWW genuine laughs and smiles from Jenny! I've waited so long, and it was worth it! Also, Snoke is Jenny's ex-boyfriend. Dude was never the same after the breakup.

  • @JamFilledDonut
    @JamFilledDonut Před 7 lety

    It's videos like these that both intrigue me and make me question my life choices

  • @shuyguy2
    @shuyguy2 Před 7 lety

    I can't believe you wore that shirt after you were warned about shirts with eyes on them.

  • @asportingview9712
    @asportingview9712 Před 4 lety

    Jenny Nicholson truly the force is with you. You crack me up and it’s very much appreciated! Thanks! (Btw...”make their bones” is a gangster term...would love to see your take on Scorsese flicks.) ✌🏼

  • @spFOX-pz3fx
    @spFOX-pz3fx Před 7 lety +1

    this is the best episode yet. lol

  • @Klee99zeno
    @Klee99zeno Před 7 lety +1

    it's hard for people to give up snoking

  • @EmBookmark
    @EmBookmark Před 5 lety +1

    Damn, that feel when Steele was hella on-point about Snoke’s height

  • @dustinking2965
    @dustinking2965 Před 7 lety

    Snoke is the stormtrooper who got mind tricked by Obi-wan in A New Hope.

  • @indiciaobscure
    @indiciaobscure Před 7 lety +9

    Ok, anyone notice some flirting there? I am on this ship.

  • @geogodthebat
    @geogodthebat Před 7 lety +3

    Love this!

  • @zetsudvd
    @zetsudvd Před 7 lety +1

    Was the producer interference a joke on the behind the scenes drama of Han Solo and Rogue One?

  • @snazzy9175
    @snazzy9175 Před 5 lety +1

    Man a lot of characters die by falling off things

  • @xcalibur3092
    @xcalibur3092 Před 7 lety

    I'm really curious how comfy that Darth Maul chair is, for science purposes...

  • @fondajames
    @fondajames Před 7 lety +2

    best episode yet! so funny haha

  • @brianvice1144
    @brianvice1144 Před 3 lety

    Jenny Nicholson is to Millennial Falcon as Report of the Week is to Running On Empty

  • @frecklesaresexy
    @frecklesaresexy Před 6 lety +1

    I'm writing fanfiction of these three for her to critique.