Australians Are Never Politically Correct. Mike Siegel - Full Special

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  • čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
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  • @drazicmilosovic1065
    @drazicmilosovic1065 Před 4 lety +866

    “Don’t look straight at the sun - you’ll burn your rectum!” As a 45 year old; it was at that stage of his set that I realised my inner teenager still calls the shots when it comes to the definition of funny. I enjoy his style of quick, uncomplicated, unpretentious delivery. Thank you for this video.

    • @JohnsGirl3130
      @JohnsGirl3130 Před 4 lety +38

      I'm 42 and toilet humor cracks me up like a 5 year old hearing the word poop.

    • @SuperZytoon
      @SuperZytoon Před 3 lety +7

      Drazic Milosovic The best line of all!

    • @llddau
      @llddau Před 3 lety +7

      Well fart jokes will always be funny!

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 Před 3 lety +11

      Rectum........damned near killed 'em
      As a ribald older lady i knew used to say
      R.I.P. Goldie Heiss

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar Před 2 lety +7

      Never let the teen part of you die! At least that is my hope, plan & goal.

  • @JPMonstie
    @JPMonstie Před 4 lety +749

    I was once in the most remote part of the Australian outback almost dying from heat and thirst. When I looked under the first bush for shade, there was a German holding a cold beer. I swear it’s all true...no worries.

    • @abovenbeyondlimits81
      @abovenbeyondlimits81 Před 3 lety +16

      😂

    • @melissacrawford3590
      @melissacrawford3590 Před 3 lety +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 Před 3 lety +13

      😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ I would believe it too don’t worry mate

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 Před 3 lety +15

      probably luke warm not cold

    • @hudsondonnell444
      @hudsondonnell444 Před 3 lety +29

      I know of a place in Western Australia that is off limits to the general public but has one naturalized Dutchman working for the Bureau Of Meteorology.

  • @eastsideterri22
    @eastsideterri22 Před 4 lety +1379

    I don't think I have found one dry bar comedy I didn't like. They are ALL good. Helps me cope

  • @erikfreitas7093
    @erikfreitas7093 Před 4 lety +336

    Great misdirection on the “Girl Scout” joke!

    • @xyzct
      @xyzct Před 4 lety +29

      Absolutely first rate. Plus ... "heroes ... every one of them" killed me.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 Před 3 lety +2

      That was a great one 🤣🤣😂😂❤️✌️

  • @amandaburkhalter36
    @amandaburkhalter36 Před 4 lety +129

    He is so funny! My fav is when he was like," Omg, could it be me? Am I the problem? ...... nah, that's the therapy talking!" 🤣🤣 I love it! Thank you Drybar! 🎤💯

    • @mannaformom3711
      @mannaformom3711 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes!! I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE!

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mannaformom3711 me too. comix are very special humans, to be guarded and well taken care of.

  • @gb.510
    @gb.510 Před 4 lety +246

    FINALLY A COMEDIAN WHO DOESN'T SAY "UUUUHHH" OR "UMMMM" AFTER EVERY JOKE!!
    Lord protect this gem. The cadence, the timing, the zing. 11/10 my good sir.
    Mind you, he's keeping it clean the whole time. Really hope to see more.

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 4 lety +8

      yeah he's like a calm kung fu master among comedians. u laugh at everything and its so effortless, he just keeps it coming. love mr siegel

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 4 lety

      @Heather beehner is dry bars none hottest comedian (cant think of his first name cuz he does a whole bit about his last name beehner). hes so SO SO funny and super duper ultra sexy.

    • @oliviawilson7138
      @oliviawilson7138 Před 4 lety

      33,3 Anders hes none hot but super ultra sexy?

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 3 lety

      @@oliviawilson7138 think. ull get it.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety

      @Agent J who... why.. why are you mad?

  • @konasurfah
    @konasurfah Před 4 lety +648

    I never realized Australians were just tan Canadiens that surfed until you said it! Great set dude 😎🤙🏽

    • @darthsavitar
      @darthsavitar Před 4 lety +11

      I guess you could say it was "swell"...

    • @thelagbot1695
      @thelagbot1695 Před 4 lety +22

      Or British Texans

    • @ikwoessien
      @ikwoessien Před 4 lety +22

      Except that Canadians are not as blunt.

    • @user-uj6sc7ls9y
      @user-uj6sc7ls9y Před 4 lety +13

      Tan Canadians? As someone from Down Under who has lived in the U.S. and in Canada, I have to say, Nah, tan Americans.

    • @pablovandres
      @pablovandres Před 4 lety +19

      Yeah, you could say that, but australians are more fun, taller, more attractive and talented overall lol

  • @AS-um6pz
    @AS-um6pz Před 2 lety +36

    Dry Bar Comedy I love your code of conduct for your performers! You're one of the only comedy channels where i don't have to worry about having to listen to constant swearing and yet has consistently hilarious comedians! It's refreshing! Thank you

  • @manos-oliveriversen2112
    @manos-oliveriversen2112 Před 2 lety +39

    As a German, I need to say the joke with the German guys totally hit the point. I don't remember when it was the last time I laughed out so loud. A family member, watching TV in the living room upstairs, heard me laugh and said: "What's wrong?"

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA Před 2 lety +4

      Haha. Thanks for the grin sir. :)

    • @svenerikmoeller8809
      @svenerikmoeller8809 Před rokem +5

      As a bloke who is Aussie abet gemacht in Deutschland, when I first saw your beaches with the old folks who were naked I thought they were beached whales, I blame your beer!

  • @blahblahblahblah2837
    @blahblahblahblah2837 Před 4 lety +708

    As an Aussie who's travelled a bit, he's right about Germans!
    Also, almost every year someone will get lost in the outback in Australia in the most remote, empty shithole desert that barely makes the map. There'll be a huge search and rescue effort - big teams of volunteers, helicopters, you name it. They'll find the people 100km from their broken-down van, dehydrated and extremely tanned. It's _always_ Germans.
    Update: 2 Germans lost right now, 240km from the nearest town in Western Australia, while there's a global pandemic!

    • @magnetsoldiercephas331
      @magnetsoldiercephas331 Před 4 lety +30

      Yes! I was born in Germany and Germans are literally everywhere you travel to. LOL

    • @one4320
      @one4320 Před 3 lety +34

      25 years ago I was travelling around Asia - Germans were everywhere, great people and easy to get on with.

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 Před 3 lety +49

      But the real question is were they naked?

    • @abovenbeyondlimits81
      @abovenbeyondlimits81 Před 3 lety +4

      😅😅is this usually true

    • @prestonkline3295
      @prestonkline3295 Před 3 lety +18

      Marlin Bradshaw shut up

  • @jeffreygan3455
    @jeffreygan3455 Před 3 lety +308

    Loved Dry Bar's comedian guests and code of conduct - no swearing, no sex jokes and sensors. So much to be enjoyed without the need to be distasteful.

    • @jerrybiv1441
      @jerrybiv1441 Před 2 lety +22

      EXACTLY & as a young man myself who REFUSES to curse or use foul language, it makes me smile with how CLEAN yet Funny ALL of these sets are!

    • @chrisfleischman3371
      @chrisfleischman3371 Před 2 lety +13

      It takes more thought to set up and deliver a funny, clean joke. And clean comedy conveys respect of the audience.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Před 2 lety +12

      Idk. It's a gradient.
      Some "comedy" isn't really funny and is just extreme dirty talk as if that was funny on it's own. Female comics tend to do that more often I noticed.
      On the other hand, most "clean" comedy isn't very funny either. While there are exceptions, most of it is toothless nothing for people who are so prude and squeamish they seem not to enjoy anything in real life.
      Imo good comedy usually tells truths in a clever unexpected way, or is shocking to just the right amount. It's not dirty because it has nothing of value to say, but it's not clean because it's too afraid to live. It's exactly as dirty as it needs to be. No more and no less.

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate Před 2 lety +1

      @@TheJeremyKentBGross Brilliantly said! This opened my eyes to some of the most popular and some of my favourite comedians. Sure, there are exceptions, but the most brilliant comics manage to interwove the "two" types of comedy in one. Take Bill Burr or Dave Chapelle. Arguably the most popular out there, and for a reason. Also about women making dirty comedy I have seen it as well. Its always sex jokes or my p*ssy this my p*ssy that, and it becomes boring towards the third time it is used. Clean comedy is probably the second in the hierarchy with people like Gabriel Iglesias, Degeneres' old specials, maybe Carlin (i have to be honest my memory is a bit muddy, but I feel like he was closer to the clean spectrum). But for sure the best is the golden middle ground.

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross Před 2 lety +3

      @@its_dey_mate I think the only really dark/dirty comic I really like is Anthony Jeselnik. Others comics I have really liked, like Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, some* later Carlin, they aren't afraid to go there if/when needed, but it just isn't the focus of their act. It's more like appropriately used punctuation for emphasis.
      I kinda feel like profanity is just like any other key on the keyboard of a piano in your linguistic arsenal, or a few shaders of color to paint with out of the spectrum. Sure, you can have colors that clash, and you can abuse the audience by slamming down all the "low" keys at once with your forearm so it sounds bad because it isn't a chord. But that's no reason to never use bass keys ever ever ever.
      Similarly I'm sure there's a great joke to be had about your vag out there somewhere, but atm it just seems like what you are leaning on it for garbage material and to fill the uncomfortable silence around your unearned/undeserved attention.
      But I always kinda percieved people who couldn't tolerate any profanity whatsoever in the same way as someone who was arbitrarily offended by the color yellow, and would go to great lengths to avoid seeing it or having anything to do with the "disgusting/low" people who used or wore it.
      "Thank God we finally found the GOOD community of people who just never use or wear yellow! It's just so refreshing to not have yellow crammed all in your face whenever you are just walking pass a billboard or someone in a summer dress or trying to watch television. SERIOUSLY there is just NO reason you EVER need to use yellow, it is just so UNNECESSARY. Fortunately I found this safe little place where finally I'm not arbitrarily subjected to yellow all the time, because this is who I really am."
      And I'm just like: Really? REAAAAAAALY? 🙄
      😏 OK, Sure pal. 👍
      (Whispers: I think we just found the closet gay homophobic mega pastor over here who's sucking mad underaged D while smoking meth behind the altar. ... Seems like there's gotta be one in every crowd.)

  • @jickiebecker2525
    @jickiebecker2525 Před 4 lety +74

    Holy Crap! This Guy is the NEW Brian Regan. His physical comedy and voice stylings are tremendous. Self deprecation on a whole new level! BRAVO!!!

  • @soeifong
    @soeifong Před 2 lety +24

    'Army doctors, they told me I had cowardice', that's GOLD 🤣🤣😂

  • @mcfly7613
    @mcfly7613 Před 3 lety +482

    This is why I love Australians, they just say it like it is and almost make cussing an art form.

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 Před 3 lety +21

      Yep they can let 'em rip....not like the censor cindy's in america....ugh

    • @Cadmium_
      @Cadmium_ Před 3 lety +36

      Mate, cussing is an artform

    • @crankiemanx8423
      @crankiemanx8423 Před 3 lety +16

      Yet the English can say the worst cuss words & make them sound so elegant 🤣

    • @mattco_
      @mattco_ Před 3 lety +13

      Funny you say that, Australian censors need a sense of humor.

    • @thebobbit2740
      @thebobbit2740 Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah f@$k'n Oath

  • @ConceptJunkie
    @ConceptJunkie Před 3 lety +63

    Dry Bar does a great job of finding good stand-up performances that aren't full of filthy language. I've listened to several in the past couple days and they were all great.

  • @mandm2054
    @mandm2054 Před 4 lety +115

    "i was the weak link in my corporation" hahaha loved this

  • @DanGerRus
    @DanGerRus Před 3 lety +32

    This guy was fantastic! His style is so natural, and his timing is spot on. Great job!! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 Před 4 lety +179

    so funny. I can listen to Mike over and over again. to me, thats the mark of a great comedian. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @jamessamuel1255
    @jamessamuel1255 Před 4 lety +198

    I'm a kiwi. What he says about those Aussies is absolutely bloody true

  • @andrewheffel3565
    @andrewheffel3565 Před rokem +35

    It's true about the German tourists, they are everywhere, and they are pretty cool. The French too. I was at a fairly remote camp in Grand Teton National Park with my wife and kids. There were moose and wolves in the area. A young German man was in the next campsite. He came over one evening, and we sat by my campfire drinking. He had been there a couple weeks. He talked about our national parks, which he had been touring. I asked, doesn't Germany have many places just as beautiful as our parks. He said yes, of course. But the best are privately owned, and you can't go there. Here, the best is available to all. I felt really good about that.

    • @woodb51
      @woodb51 Před 11 měsíci

      What about Swiss?

    • @andrewheffel3565
      @andrewheffel3565 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@woodb51 Good with ham?

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea Před 5 dny

      Germany's such a big, beautiful country. You'd think park access would be included in high taxes, "free" health insurance and extra-long vacations package. In the US, we look out for "no trespassing" signs on Malibu Beach.

  • @AndrewA-zt4fo
    @AndrewA-zt4fo Před 3 lety +90

    As an Aussie, we’re aren’t keen on political correctness. Doesn’t work well with our culture.

    • @linebrunelle1004
      @linebrunelle1004 Před 2 lety

      if you could speak English that would be great

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates Před 2 lety

      We've got that nice level of self-deprication 👍🏿🇦🇺

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates Před 2 lety +7

      @@linebrunelle1004 yeah, nah

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 Před rokem +1

      That is why they import that californian culture down in Melbourne in particular. Had someone down there ask where I was from & told them, three hour's drive north of the city, it's litterly a bubble down there.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před rokem +2

      ​@@linebrunelle1004Ironic coming from an American.

  • @marcierudolph8735
    @marcierudolph8735 Před 4 lety +176

    When Red Skelton got glasses he said he had finally reached the age where curiosity was greater than vanity.

  • @katiehdecker
    @katiehdecker Před 3 lety +83

    So handsome and SO FUNNY! Without vulgarity, even.

    • @yeahnah9755
      @yeahnah9755 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh no! not the vulgarity! Lol

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett Před 2 lety +1

      did you even watch the video

    • @elmerj112
      @elmerj112 Před 2 lety

      I agree! I could watch him talk about anything!

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 Před 4 lety +684

    As an Aussie, I can vouch for the truth of what he's saying lol

    • @VerucaStinson
      @VerucaStinson Před 4 lety +16

      no worries mate

    • @moonwater7985
      @moonwater7985 Před 4 lety +10

      Same here, he even got our accent pretty well 😂

    • @angelheart9173
      @angelheart9173 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm Aussie too, and my sister was travelling hundreds of miles from anywhere in stinking heat, and saw a bycycle on the side of the road. She stopped as she thought someone had been hit by a truck and there was a japanese guy sheltering from the sun in a culvert ( big highway drain). Heat stroke is no joke!

    • @swine13
      @swine13 Před 3 lety +1

      Some of it. Towards the city you lose any of that accent stuff. Everyone is a bit more concerned about being PC.
      The town name stuff is dead on. We have very memorable, catchy names like Woolloomooloo or Birrayingbingbong or something...

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon Před 3 lety +10

      Can confirm that Boomlybooblyboomlybongo is a great place for surfing.

  • @davinjohnson1110
    @davinjohnson1110 Před 3 lety +44

    This guy is one of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard!

  • @dogcatfamily2476
    @dogcatfamily2476 Před 3 lety +14

    What I love about this comedian is his originality in material so fresh and different. His presentation is smooth.
    He's like the guy you always want around at a party dinner or meeting just makes it BETTER for everyone and he is genuinely funny not just delivering jokes. AWESOME!
    Hope Mike Siegel makes it BIG!
    🌟💋💲🏆
    MIKE SIEGEL NEEDS ANOTHER COMEDY SPECIAL!!!

  • @j.michaeljefferson60
    @j.michaeljefferson60 Před 3 lety +26

    I've been following Dry Bar comedy's videos for about 2 year and I think they are getting the best talented people in comedy's finest performances and I can watch it with the family

  • @fionavirginia
    @fionavirginia Před 3 lety +72

    “Australians are tanned Canadians who surf.” 😆😆😆 I love Aussies

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 Před 4 lety +160

    It's rare when I can sit through the whole special, but this guy is great. Great writing, great delivery.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Před rokem +18

    What a hilarious comedian! Laughed the whole routine!

  • @mrrberger
    @mrrberger Před 3 lety +1072

    We love Germans in Australia, they keep us safe in the outback, always feeding the crocs.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 Před 3 lety +27

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 amen mate at least in Katherine 👌👌🤣🤷🏽

    • @mangafq8
      @mangafq8 Před 3 lety +11

      😂😂😂

    • @dirkdigler595
      @dirkdigler595 Před 3 lety +26

      crocs love German snags mate .

    • @trevormerivale6882
      @trevormerivale6882 Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah and in Belanglo State Forest. Come on it can't still be too soon that was 30 years ago!

    • @henkka6456
      @henkka6456 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah tell me about it, now so many polar bears have eaten local people off the street of Helsinki as we haven't had fat Germans to satisfy their daily meat intake. Now we all carry raw fish while walking to bribe the bears off.

  • @Bobg425
    @Bobg425 Před 4 lety +81

    Very slick,very funny and perfect timing,Id pay to see him no problem.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 4 lety

      Yes but, the real question is, how much are you willing to pay to see this guy?

    • @Bobg425
      @Bobg425 Před 4 lety +2

      @@richarddarlington1139 Live? Whatever the venue is charging,it all depends on where it is and what kinda pace it is,can I get a good meal there as well,is it trouble free,in a decent area or a dive in a craphole.

  • @Guh_roomer_Gravedigger
    @Guh_roomer_Gravedigger Před 4 lety +611

    This is how to be funny without having to resort to vulgarity or swearing. Very funny.

    • @JayJonahJaymeson
      @JayJonahJaymeson Před 3 lety +14

      Lol, gatekeeping comedy.

    • @orleansartist6095
      @orleansartist6095 Před 3 lety +2

      Thats why I live Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Springfield.

    • @roberthouston3824
      @roberthouston3824 Před 3 lety +5

      @Marlin Bradshaw what's the matter? Is it that nobody is giving you any attention? Huh?
      OK, I'm reaching out, say what you have to say. Then after having done so, quit posting the same stuff on multiple comment boards. Thank you.

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 Před 3 lety +4

      Lost yet Found
      You have a problem with fatherless children?
      It’s not a curse word.

    • @commentfreely5443
      @commentfreely5443 Před 3 lety +5

      don't look directly at the sun or you'll burn your rectum.

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 Před 4 lety +69

    So many funny things I could relate to in his set. I remember when I used to ride in the back of my dad's pickup and it was so worn out we could watch the road below us thru the rusted out spots. I lived to tell the tale. Now it takes an engineer to figure out how to work the kids car seats 🙄

    • @mannaformom3711
      @mannaformom3711 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh my gosh me too. I could barely breathe with all the fumes! How did I not bounce out!?!? Ha!

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes Před 4 lety +1

      I quit flying in 2009.
      I am now vindicated and validated.

    • @bt7846
      @bt7846 Před 4 lety

      Yeah, so lame.

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica Před 4 lety +4

      Some of my happiest times were when my best friend's Dad would pick us up in his old beat up 1960's Ford & I'd make her ride in the back bed with me going home, among the peeling paint & old dead leaves. Freedom in the wind blowing through my hair, no seats or seatbelts, it was like flying if you imagined. 😊 Great memories.

  • @vgil1278
    @vgil1278 Před 4 lety +52

    This man is truly funny! Belly laughs the whole time.

  • @thomask4836
    @thomask4836 Před 3 lety +7

    I used to travel frequently on business for decades before I retired. Mike really hit the nail on the head when he described the key cards. There's no worse feeling at the end of airports, shuttles, rail stations and buses than dragging luggage and equipment late at night to the room at the end of the hall on the 7th floor only to see that dreaded red light on the lock. Especially in your 60's.
    Many years ago, a co-worker of mine was using a key to unlock his hotel door. When he opened it, there was a man laying on his bed. He had the same key for that room. Turns out the stranger was hitting on a gal in the bar. She said, "here's my key, go to my room, I'll be right up". . . . . I wonder what was running through this guys mind when my buddy walked in! Well Done Mike Siegel ! Well Done!

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 Před 3 lety +15

    I'm SO glad I found Dry Bar Comedy! This guy is another gem. Awesome stuff!

  • @joebikeguy6669
    @joebikeguy6669 Před 3 lety +35

    This guy has a lot of very good material. Funny!

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 Před 4 lety +67

    "Sweet, sweet equity; it grows so fast!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @foreignparticle1320
    @foreignparticle1320 Před 4 lety +42

    This guy is tight. Great stuff Dry Bar!

    • @foreignparticle1320
      @foreignparticle1320 Před 4 lety +1

      @FIDIRONU Never heard of him. Until I looked him up just now. And yeah, he's awesome!

  • @That_JAE
    @That_JAE Před 4 lety +73

    Never laughed so hard about someone being fired XDD

  • @ashleycroydon9743
    @ashleycroydon9743 Před 3 lety +57

    Came for the title stayed because he was a legend 🇦🇺💯🙌🏾😂❤️

  • @leehurwit3827
    @leehurwit3827 Před 4 lety +130

    I tried to join the military but I had cowardice.... haha ha

    • @333anders6
      @333anders6 Před 4 lety +2

      this was the EXCELLENT end of an EXCELLENT punchline combo. just brilliant.

    • @catmoore2443
      @catmoore2443 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm suffering from the same affliction 🤣

  • @1DaTJo
    @1DaTJo Před 11 měsíci +8

    It’s so rare to find someone this funny, this clever and this clean.

  • @anandshakti1
    @anandshakti1 Před rokem +10

    Mike is really good- fast, funny and the humor is clean- thanks!

  • @danceswithtwins8048
    @danceswithtwins8048 Před 4 lety +66

    I loved it when he said his dad had a reputation around the neighborhood...nobody let their dogs poop in their yard for years. Hysterical!

  • @enigel1969
    @enigel1969 Před 3 lety +22

    When I was in Australia two years ago I kept saying “Here in Canada” like an total idiot! There is something totally cool, genuinely nice and trustworthy about people in both those countries.

    • @cbisme6414
      @cbisme6414 Před 2 lety +4

      Thank you from Perth Western Australia ❤️🇦🇺

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 dny

      Actually, as an Aussie who visits family in Canada, I always go thru this initial culture shock about how nice and polite everyone is. We don't do that. We're friendly like they are, but the polite thing? No

    • @enigel1969
      @enigel1969 Před 2 dny

      @@susie9893 i guess genuinely nice is as good as polite for me😉 I live in the US and I wouldn’t say people are purposefully not polite or nice, at a superficial level, but there is a basic level of self-centeredness and entitlement that ruins it all. So yes, Australia and Canada are truly wonderful!♥️

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 dny +1

      @@enigel1969 oh we have our share of entitled people. I work in healthcare and I see it all 😏😖

  • @MargieM10
    @MargieM10 Před 4 lety +33

    My sister, me and our dog switched off sleeping in the back WINDOW of our parents Buick driving from Florida to California in the early 70s😂

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger Před 3 lety

      I sat on a stool in the back of our van as a kid cause we didn't have the back seat. If one of my friends was along, you had a competition to see who could stay standing the longest

  • @jtf9670
    @jtf9670 Před 4 lety +37

    the embodiment of a professional comedian!

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt Před 2 lety +16

    This guy's delivery is amazing! Great material too. On my list of faves.

  • @joscelynpease6656
    @joscelynpease6656 Před rokem +10

    So many good jokes throughout and great delivery.

  • @gazza5677
    @gazza5677 Před 3 lety +10

    Curling..."there's too much snow...bring me the broom lad". Brilliant

  • @butchzamora
    @butchzamora Před 3 lety +8

    This is the kind of comedy and humor I like. Very respectable. He does not resort to the audience or anything personal to offend you just to get a laugh. This is wholesome comedy but not boring. He stands out among other comics in that the hecklers are also respectable because the performer is respectable. He calls out the hecklers and then integrate them into his act without offending anyone. Would love to see him live after this whole pandemic is over. This is the first time I've heard of this guy so I'm gonna look for more of his shows.

  • @user-tn5yj2ik5r
    @user-tn5yj2ik5r Před 8 měsíci +4

    Mike, you are hillarious, I was trying to get to bed a little earlier tonight and I started watching your show, and now here it is after 1:00 a.m. but it was well worth it. I'll have bags in the morning but won't have any where to go. You were Great.., and not bad on the eyes either.
    Don't worry I'm 80 years old and I won't hurt you. At least you don't have to worry about kids...hehe

  • @KryptKicker5
    @KryptKicker5 Před 4 lety +148

    This one could've been another hour longer for sure.

    • @roberthouston3824
      @roberthouston3824 Před 3 lety +1

      @Marlin Bradshaw you do not need as much attention as you are trying to get. No one does.

  • @Cook6163
    @Cook6163 Před 3 lety +75

    Those glasses have superpowers, you become invisible to every woman! 😂

    • @cherrypichick6782
      @cherrypichick6782 Před 3 lety +5

      To YOUNG women!

    • @crankiemanx8423
      @crankiemanx8423 Před 3 lety +4

      Glasses can be sexy on men ..

    • @M90thYou
      @M90thYou Před 3 lety +3

      Just ask Superman worked great for him.

    • @Amphitera
      @Amphitera Před 3 lety +3

      no, only immature people think that way. Of course, that's the majority :P

  • @chicanopowers4938
    @chicanopowers4938 Před 4 lety +32

    After a long day at work, I needed a good laugh🇺🇸

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Před 4 lety +43

    “South of Chumbawamba Kajagoogoo”... I cant 🤣

  • @olli372
    @olli372 Před 4 lety +219

    As a german, I can confirm there is always at least one german around. and he will tell you he is from germany :-)

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 Před 3 lety +5

      I love how they get nice and red when they arrive reminds me that yes the sun is still hot just. I’m tanned so I only feel the burning 🤣🤣💯💯💯🙌🏾❤️

    • @Leann68
      @Leann68 Před 3 lety +4

      I live in California and had a German girl who moved here with her Army husband hunt me down after a quick meeting at a store .. she was crazy lol .. I kid you not , her name was Onya .. her dad was a huge Hitler supporter , seriously no joke .. she got pissed at my husband and offered to kill him , I never spoke to her again .. no joke.

    • @slashusr
      @slashusr Před 3 lety +1

      and a lot more if you'll listen!

    • @Fetterrabe
      @Fetterrabe Před 3 lety +1

      Leann Wilson weird onya is a name ive never heard in germany, in fact its sounds so foreign that i simply would call you a liar or her a liar lying about her heritage especially if her father is a hitler supporter he wouldn’t have given her such a name

    • @slashusr
      @slashusr Před 3 lety +1

      @Jossel Weinstein Of note is the new (a decade or so old) practice in Australia of prefacing every bloody speech -- or putting a plaque on every building -- with the name(s) of the literally thousands of black fella's tribes *estimated* to have encamped there from the "Terra Nullius" times.

  • @Allenda100
    @Allenda100 Před 4 lety +27

    You’re doing just fine. You make a lot of people happy. 😊

  • @billastell3753
    @billastell3753 Před 4 lety +43

    I watch lots of comedy and this guy is in the top 5%. Funny stuff!

    • @billastell3753
      @billastell3753 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm not an expert but that is my rough estimate how I would feel he did based on my sense of humour. I rate Norm MacDonald higher than this guy let's say 99 out of 100 but others don't like Norm at all. Frankly I don't think there is such a thing as an expert because humour is subjective.

  • @valentinbusuioc4054
    @valentinbusuioc4054 Před 4 lety +44

    Hilarious! One of the funniest acts I've seen lately

    • @terywetherlow5980
      @terywetherlow5980 Před 3 lety +3

      One of those my stomach muscles hurt now kind of funnies.....

  • @cherrypichick6782
    @cherrypichick6782 Před 3 lety +26

    Haven't laughed this hard since 2020 began! "This show takes me back!" 🤣😂😅

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist Před 4 lety +23

    7/7. Made my sadness dissipate. Much appreciated.

  • @J.WILLIAMS806
    @J.WILLIAMS806 Před 4 lety +79

    Along with being a comedian, this guy should mos def be an actor, he would be great, hope he makes it big!

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER Před 3 lety +46

    The name for the glasses that the US Army gives to their soldiers are nick named BCG - Birth Control Glasses

    • @cindygr8ce
      @cindygr8ce Před 3 lety

      Idk I think my dad pulled them off back in the day. If he wasn't wearing those he always had those huge silver frames with the bar across the top.

    • @robertbutler9326
      @robertbutler9326 Před 2 lety

      I wore them while in Air Force basic training.

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 Před 4 lety +17

    This dude kills! I laughed all the way through and I love his speaking style.

  • @roneeclark1329
    @roneeclark1329 Před rokem +9

    Wow!! This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Good pacing and he’s down to earth. Awesome!!! Thank you!!

  • @Mozart2Muse
    @Mozart2Muse Před 4 lety +24

    FINALLY! Good job Mr. Siegel (great selection Dry Bar!)

  • @terrycole2407
    @terrycole2407 Před 2 lety +7

    Another comedy master! I love this site!

  • @jamesr1703
    @jamesr1703 Před 4 lety +29

    This guy is great !

  • @callofdutyisboss7953
    @callofdutyisboss7953 Před 4 lety +76

    Im Aussie and i agree with basically everything he said 😂😂 except we do shorten city names and shorten the names of places, we even shorten the word train-station 😂😂

    • @plaidshirt9955
      @plaidshirt9955 Před 4 lety +5

      Traino

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 Před 4 lety +8

      Strangely enough, nobody calls an alcoholic a wino. 😂

    • @callofdutyisboss7953
      @callofdutyisboss7953 Před 4 lety +3

      @@tally1604 thats bc alcoholics aren't winos 😂😂

    • @tally1604
      @tally1604 Před 4 lety +1

      @@callofdutyisboss7953 in America, they are 😉

    • @bilindalaw-morley161
      @bilindalaw-morley161 Před 4 lety +3

      Call Of Duty Is Boss gidday. Nice to know there’s some of us still standing . I’m at Logan, southwest of Brissie, on the way to the coast. Not that we can go, mind you. For Mother’s Day, we picked up some KFC and went to a park. It was just nice to be out and about. Pleasant to see people having picnics.

  • @allispossible8447
    @allispossible8447 Před 2 lety +7

    I’m Canadian, I work at a hotel and I approve this comedian 💕

  • @cf921
    @cf921 Před 4 lety +77

    I'm frantically thumbing up everyone who praises him lol, I love this guy, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD

  • @thishandleisnotavailable
    @thishandleisnotavailable Před 4 lety +24

    Legit peed myself a little on the bit about him firing himself 🤣🤣

  • @squallleonheart3020
    @squallleonheart3020 Před 2 lety +14

    Came here for the Aussie bit ended up watching the whole thing lol noice one mate

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 Před 3 lety +33

    I like this guy. He has a fun, cheerful disposition and the stuff about Australia was a nice departure from the usual comedy fare.

  • @diannashuster5594
    @diannashuster5594 Před 4 lety +31

    That was good! Thanks for loading this.

  • @worldwideschizo
    @worldwideschizo Před 3 lety +183

    I love clean comedy cause it makes the performer use every bit of imagination and the word play to come to a successful and very funny conclusion not like with blue comedy that uses shock value.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před 3 lety +2

      He said rectum.

    • @NickvonZ
      @NickvonZ Před 3 lety +5

      @@jondunmore4268 And "bastard". But the audience was sophisticated and saw the proper humor in those.
      If they let it slide in Provo, you KNOW they appreciated that it was fitting in the contexts. 😉

    • @benjaminshiels1824
      @benjaminshiels1824 Před 2 lety

      Good timing with swearing in comedy is most definitely an art form, eg Rodney Rude. A living Australian treasure! 👍
      (Bill Burr, just saying 😏)

    • @cappsginny699
      @cappsginny699 Před 2 lety +1

      Rectum is not a dirty word!

    • @AlexanderSanchez-pz5lc
      @AlexanderSanchez-pz5lc Před 2 lety

      I like any comedy as long it's funny who are we to judge anything we don't even create hahahaha

  • @SFbayArea94121
    @SFbayArea94121 Před 4 lety +114

    That’s what I love about aussies, they’re genuinely genuine. No need for filters.

  • @CharlieSummers2.0
    @CharlieSummers2.0 Před 2 lety +6

    I like some of the comics here but rarely do you see one with such star quality. Honestly this guys hilarious. He should be a well known name. I really genuinely enjoyed this immensely. 👍

  • @jenniferrinaldi8808
    @jenniferrinaldi8808 Před 4 lety +80

    Maybe its just me but I think some guys look really attractive with reading glasses.

  • @giantfisher
    @giantfisher Před 2 lety +5

    I watch all kinds of comedy and Dry Bar always has the most enjoyable, true laugh inducing comics. Mr. Siegel here is amazing; truly unique jokes, not just the same thing said differently as all the other comics. This video came up in my suggested vids, and I clicked on it for the title alone. Like ten minutes in I'm cracking up, and was like wait, I looked up in the corner to see the Dry Bar logo, and was like, "Ah, no wonder!" And no, I didn't notice it right off, I was paying attention to him, not scanning around the screen.
    Be well all you followers of good comedy!

  • @margorgogo
    @margorgogo Před 4 lety +14

    OMG!! I LOVED the piece about Australia. SO TRUE. I was there last year, so nice, so funny, and you can not figure out the name of ANY street. :) LOL

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 Před 2 dny

      Actually we shorten a lot of place names - just to confuse the tourists even more 😏
      (But yeah, I can think of few places in Oz with less than 3 syllables - except the capitol cities for some reason 🤔)

  • @mj-jo8es
    @mj-jo8es Před 3 lety +11

    "Australians: Tanned Canadians who surf!" hahaha! Love it cos it's true!

  • @izzy-ce3re
    @izzy-ce3re Před 4 lety +36

    i love these full specials

  • @preciousay7309
    @preciousay7309 Před 2 lety +7

    This guy needs more exposure, he's hilarious!

  • @karenparis2066
    @karenparis2066 Před 4 lety +13

    The Mick Jagger fatherhood bit!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gwensimmons_gigi1629
    @gwensimmons_gigi1629 Před 4 lety +62

    Hilarious! The Dad dissection joke hit the spot, as well as the sexual harassment while self incorporated... be well! 😂😃🤣👍🏾

    • @TirelessGaming
      @TirelessGaming Před 2 lety

      The sexual harassment might be a joke about him jerking off ("harassing" himself, sorta), since excessive masturbation can cause you to waste time that could have been used to improve your skills and business.

    • @chrisfleischman3371
      @chrisfleischman3371 Před 2 lety

      @@TirelessGaming Yeah…I do not think you needed to explain that joke to this audiece

  • @jakegingrich7214
    @jakegingrich7214 Před 4 lety +211

    Well, now that I found the comment section. This guy is soo funny

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 4 lety +12

      Now I'm wondering, how long did you look before you found the comment section?
      Sorry, that's just the way my mind works.

    • @ben_clifford
      @ben_clifford Před 4 lety +5

      @@richarddarlington1139 I'm assuming JMGRICH is viewing on a mobile CZcams app, which just moved the comments

    • @numanuma20
      @numanuma20 Před 4 lety +2

      Ben Clifford yep

    • @aliakhatib4907
      @aliakhatib4907 Před 4 lety +1

      Richard Darlington It was an absolute trip when they changed it, still getting used to it.

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 Před 4 lety +2

      @@aliakhatib4907
      Just when you start getting used to how something works, that change it up on you.
      Why do they do that?
      Card readers are a particular source of consternation for me.
      It seems everyone has a different one than everybody else.
      I'm like, "What the...?"
      P.S. I'm using a laptop, so nothing has changed...yet!

  • @sophiekeeling2637
    @sophiekeeling2637 Před 3 lety +5

    My German cousin is always traveling somewhere! He visits over a 100 countries a year!! Lucky bastard! LOL
    This guy was incredibly funny!

  • @ackimnsangwe9732
    @ackimnsangwe9732 Před 2 lety +4

    Drybar is just the best family comedy show. So good for relaxing and starting the day. Great selection of comics too. Thumbs up.

  • @optimize.
    @optimize. Před 2 lety +3

    I love the dry humor and the self deprecation. Excellent stuff. Thanks Mike.

  • @gk6993
    @gk6993 Před 3 lety +8

    This guy. Classic. Hope there's more, and soon.

  • @user-cl6uj5bn2f
    @user-cl6uj5bn2f Před 3 lety +32

    "Oh look, here's a pic of me leaving a relationship and still being able to keep my house" 🤣🤣🤣 Take THAT friends who are married with kids! 😂

  • @anitajinfla9762
    @anitajinfla9762 Před 4 lety +55

    He is hilarious......😅😅😅
    Too handsome 😊

    • @mannaformom3711
      @mannaformom3711 Před 4 lety +2

      Easy girl!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 Před 4 lety +3

      A hunkafunny!

    • @ericscaillet6087
      @ericscaillet6087 Před 3 lety

      refreshing to hear a descent flatering comment from the other side instead of sexual inuandos from basic males saying same.

  • @almamataboy4567
    @almamataboy4567 Před 4 lety +23

    He had an attitude problem as a child, an now here he is 😂 Should put that on his resume lol

  • @SwtGrnEyed86
    @SwtGrnEyed86 Před 4 lety +24

    Dude's hilarious!!🤣

  • @muddyboots7753
    @muddyboots7753 Před rokem +4

    More hilarious than I had hoped. Please get him back.

  • @MysticChatty
    @MysticChatty Před 3 lety +6

    This was super good! This guy is great!! Thank you for the laughs!!