Kickstarter Crap - Crystal Wash 2.0
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How about a cup that sends a message to your phone when its empty
lol
Saves that immense ammount of energy used to lean over and look
+Tahwylevisolpxe exactly
So it eternally alerts you if you're not using the cup.
How about a charger that sends an alert to your phone when your phone is charged so you know your phone is charged.
4:51 I am from Oklahoma and I can confirm that we indeed use baking soda to wash our clothes on a washboard. But I lost my washboard because a tornado blew away my teepee so I had to ride my buffalo to a new village :/
You can ride me to the village anytime.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I live thousand of kilometers away from oklahoma
lmao i am also from okihooma and i also use dem wersh-berds mah buffalo blew away dat one time goin through Moore
Did you get internet by plugging a charger into the ground, or use the neighbors
Dylan Pudlak personally I plug mine in to my cows ass and I use the methane gas to NATRUALLY charge my stuff but I'm not gay
Grace Hunziker hahahahahahhahaha
for those curious, "bioceramics" is a real thing, but its used for bone or teeth implants
basically ceramics that dont irritate living tissue for medical purposes.
they probably appropriated the word since it sounds cool and futuristic
fuck
It's kinda like that other kickstarter project that idubbbz reviewed where they said the beer bottle opener was designed by "aerospace engineers"
@@leafman4701 in fact the crystal wash balls have 3 bio rechargable nfc readers in them too
Same shit lol
Anything with a "bio" in it sounds futuristic. Biocars. Biocomputers. Biogarbage. It's garbage, but made out of biomaterial. Future everybody
It's sort of like the overuse of the phrase "aircraft-grade aluminum," as if it makes a difference whether the aluminum used in my $1 bottle opener is the same that's used in planes or not. Even if it is the same, not only is it generally cheap and very commonly used aluminum, airframes are moving away from basic aluminum alloys in favor of light, strong composites.
$50 for a set of Blue Balls???? WTF? I get Blue Balls all the time and don't have to pay a dime for them either.
Maybe a couple of drinks bought for the person giving you blue balls
@Daniel
You clearly don't know what a simp is
@Daniel you are the kind of person that says simp to every interaction with a female
@@jos26 Now thats the real simpleton maneuver.
Clothes don't need antioxidants.
+Colleen Millett THEY NEED ELECTROLYTES, IT'S WHAT THEY CRAVE
No they crave the mineral
I crave dat mineral bruv
+Colleen Millett Electrolytes - It's what the plants crave.
+Colleen Millett Have fun when all your clothes are riddled with cancer and have tumors that you can't iron out.
"Raises the pH level of the water to 8.5 or greater" Then it produces hydrogen peroxide, which has a pH of 1-5. rek
+ShiverMePenguins it's the organic ceramics you know, when you submerge them in water they say "hey big corporation, FUCK PHYSICS"
+ShiverMePenguins
I was thinking the same thing chemistry fail.
BTW the only way it can raise the water's ph is if the lithium ion battery broke open.
+Patchuchan Not to mention that our current methods of making hydrogen peroxide are somewhat inefficient due to it's inherent instability. If you could make h2o2 by dunking a ceramic ball in some water you would be rich (or you could just make a BS kickstarter and get rich that way).
Hydrogen peroxide has one more oxygen atom than water. Raising the pH level wouldn't add an oxygen atom.
+Tyler Slogan actually he's right
None of the science on this project checks out
the man who researched. I salute you.
Like most Kickstarter projects.
Yeah, like bleaching the fuck out of them for example
gosh heckie thinking the same thing
David Kommar wait isn't bleach basic?
You can indeed wash your clothes with baking soda. Many people do it. My mom adds baking soda to a wash on top of the detergent. You can also brush your teeth with it
yeah but brushing your teeth for more than 3 days straight will make your gums bleed.
You can also use baking soda and water if you have heartburns.
+ahomex that's not true at all.
Mutantcy1992 a dentist told me, and it happened to me...
ahomex Maybe you're brushing too hard. Baking soda is way more gritty than toothpaste so if you brush the same way with it, yeah, you'll make your gums bleed because it's like taking sandpaper to them.
My mom brushed her teeth with baking soda growing up and never had that problem, so it's not impossible.
If the pH is above 7 it is a base, if it is below 7 then it is an acid.
that's basic chemistry
+Shumaila Khawaja bloody oath
Exactly
I thought above 7 was alkali?
Same thing
God damn I can't stop watching these 😂😂😂
Lol same
I went from his latest bad unboxing to this
XD
I've seen almost ever episode and I started like a week ago...
emoji cancer
He isn't an average dude... he is a gay genius.
He has a girlfriend lmao but he a Simp cause she got an onlyfans
He's a man with a d**k
@@vincentherrera9170 wooooosh
@@vincentherrera9170 I really hope that this was said sarcastically, but in any case, it's not to topic
@@KeziaTv Reddit humor.
I like how it has antioxydising effect, yet it supposedly releases H2O2 which is a strong oxydiser...
They also say hydrogen peroxide is basic
Im pretty sure the problems with lacing your clothes with hydrogen peroxide go beyond if it's an oxydozer or not lol
@@ethanpreis413 whats hydrogen peroxide again?
Torrey Whiting It’s rocket fuel. Fucking rocket fuel.
@@yersipest That's like saying water is an industrial solvent. Sure, it may be, but that doesn't mean anything.
People have been using baking soda to wash clothes, brush their teeth, and clean things in general (like counters, floors, pots, pans, etc) for a long time. It's a great multi-purpose product that lasts a long time and can be used for a lot of things. You can even wash your hair with it. A lot of people use baking soda when they go camping/ hiking because it has so many uses.
Jessica Miller It's a great cleaning agent for sure. :)
I use baking soda for laundry, cleaning, deodorizing, and teeth brushing. Works great. You can buy 13.5 pounds for 7 dollars or cheaper depending on where you shop.
Gabby E Yep. It is a very economic thing to purchase for daily use as well. :)
NiCoo Schmidt It's actually a pretty effective cleaning method. And really cheap too.
+n bo Vinegar is also awesome for cleaning and unclogging drains.
The whole time I thought he was going to drop the bomb that bleach raises pH.
Lol no likes.
Lol, this is funny
@@youknowyourewrongright93 Lol, with a comma and text after it is next level
@@TRDsonic Not using a period is next level.
Brooo! I didn’t know you watched idubbz!
😂lost it at "my clothes smell like period blood."
the first comment on their website is "refund please"
B-b-but iDu-ubbz.. WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!
The Critical Geek “e doopz u r a pease of chet plz lowg off of ethernet”
He already made the where are they now video for this "product"
"dont you think thats a bit hypocritical, idubbbz, you do the same shit."
OH BOY! Another "Change the way you ______" project...
WhatAreYouBuyen funny thing is when he was alive Billy Mays advertised the Oxyclean wash ball
It worked- they took the money, sent out an unfinished product and then abandoned the project completely. The comment section of the page is hilarious.
I'm a chemist Irl, and the way detergent works is by bonding with things attached to your clothes and it lifts it off. It also is alkaline, which causes grease and other fatty oils to dissolve in it (water doesn't work). So raising the pH would help, but 8.5 is rather low.
Sorry for this late response, but doesn't water at least wash away some things, not because of ph per se but moistening of the grime and it getting repelled?
@@nathanclark2424 Water does have some natural ability to do that technically but in the context of stained or dirty clothes it won't be able to lift these bits and pieces off just through moisture and kinetic force. If you read more about how soap/detergent functions you'll see why it's needed for any 'real' cleaning.
Nathan Clark water will be repelled by some materials, such as oil
@slapypenguins101 that's not kinetic force, that's you literally pushing away the dirt with your other hand. The equivalent would be just letting the tap pour water on your hand without you rubbing them together.
Baking soda goes well with ceramic testicles.
k
And bleach.
ApertureInnovations
ApertureInnovations
So this product raises the PH to 8.7 or higher while simultaneously creating H2O2 which as a PH of 2.7... yup, this is some good science!
Not to mention H2O2 is toxic
+SlushieDee it's hydrogen peroxide isn't it?
how is h202 toxic?
People brush their teeth with it, clean things with it, put it on cut skin...
I don't get it
+Coolkidkarateman It is toxic, its a pretty strong oxidising agent and its fairly acidic. You just don't take enough in large quantities for it to be effective. Your bodies immune system uses hydrogen peroxide to kill bacteria, but it can just as easily kill your own cells.
When you wash clothes with it all you're doing is killing any pathogens on those clothes. After this is done it turns into water, basically.
Are H3O and H2O2 both created? Is that how it works?
My grandma who died in 1993 had one of those, it has been around a lot longer than 2008.
what are you gay
Nobody cares
No Evan. Look it up ffs.
My grandmother has one of these. According to her it works, but only on "light" clothes and in small quantities.
So it's fucking useless.
typical for the elderly to be the most gullible.
You probably got picked on a little in highschool
You look sick, eat a burger.
jk, ur k, k.
+Zwro that was probably the biggest shake up of his life
ur a gay homosexuality
+Æinarr “Mitsuki” Krigsson First, learn how to speak correctly.
I'm surprised that there was no crystal meth joke.
+Mei Ki Cystal meth, or bad puns you may ask? Answer: Yes
Mei Ki 0:06
Whenever he brings up "mom and dad probably divorced, worse shake up of your life" I die every time
I'm fairly certain oxyclean did this first. I remember billy mays talking about the oxyclean detergent ball.
GET ON THE BALL!
Love the video and the unibrow. It's coming in nicely.
Yoooooo underdawg
"Raises the PH balance to make a natural hydrogen peroxide to 8.5"
Water PH balance: 6-7
Hydrogen peroxide: 2-3
Now, I'm no math major, but I think Hydrogen peroxide is LOWER than water
But Water + 8.5 ph + crystal ball of magic = Hydrogen peroxide
You clearly didn't pay attention in Sorcery class.
+spiritbx1337 I thought that was only in ap sorcery
+spiritbx1337 No no, you're thinking of Dark Magic class
or you can get laundry detergent at the dollar store.
This scam was founded with $270.000, really is awesome how this old scams are successful in Kickstarter.
Fuckin' rekt it with that CQuaffeine call-back.
You are a funny fellow iDubbbz.
Wrong video mate
1:20
Right video mate. He made a joke in this video based on the response he got from CQuaffeine in the previous "response video."
Get rekt.
You, my good sir, are an idiot. I was clearly stating that this is not the response video. I never said that he never made a reference to it. All I was saying is that this is not the response video.
Get rekt
No shit it's not the response video. I know it's not the response video. Why would you tell me something I already know? Unless you are telling me something you didn't know to make it seem like it was something I didn't know to cover up the fact that you didn't know it! You sneaky little shit. I've got you know.
Tyrannosaurus Rekt!
Srdjan Maksimovic haha, you have got me know? learn to spell mate.
Get rekt
Raising the pH level is such a basic process.
Bad jokes
Oh I see what you did there.
LEGALIZE RAPE
Josh Rose The pH level is just the acidity level, so adding lemon juice with rais the pH.
Dante Paterson pH level is a balance, from 1-14. 7 is neutral. Water has a pH level of 7. Anything lower than 7 is acidic, the lower the number the more acidic. Higher than 7 means basic, like soap and most cleaning products. Acid is sour, bases are bitter.
This was the daily chemistry lesson. Like, comment, and subscribe...
I love that the ball has anti-oxidant properties but also creates hydrogen peroxide, which is an oxidiser.
"This might change the amount of THC I take before work" fucking lost it.
I love all the cqaffeine callbacks
id rather set my clothes on fire when im done with them
HayleyKiyokoIsMyQueen this comment is a year old but I'm tired and read clothes as children
now the funny thing is you can just use bleach to raise the ph of the water because bleach has a ph of like 14 or something.
you know the strong base that you use to wash laundry.
maybe they should raise there own ph a little ;)
I sincerely doubt bleach has a Ph of 14 because that is the most basic a base can be. But it would probably be high. A Ph of 14 would basically melt your skin off instantly.
tim hassemer probubly true
its probubly like a ph of 12 or something
i just googled ph for 2 minutes
tim hassemer 14 isn't the most basic a base can be. Things can have higher pH levels
dogf 777 nicr profile pic
+tim hassemer *Turn your skin into soap.
1:27 good Ol' CQuaffine
You missed a good joke at the end there. "You don't need a crystal ball to know that this crystal is a bunch of hog wash."
Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.
Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.
Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.
Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.
Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.
I swear he is daniel tosh's brother
+hey that's pretty good ikr lol
Evan Spencer youre fine as fuck
Evan Spencer His much funnier brother. Lol
@@lavishlauren4420 just fucking going for it
I think idubbbz had a little PSTD flashback there at the end.
hannibal jr post sexual transit drivers?
*PTSD
since ''literally'' lost it's meaning as ''in a literal meaning'' ,we can't sue them for false advertising.just great
Literately? More like illiterately. High five anyone?
Sure. *raises arm*
[wipes lubricant on your hand]
+Gotohellcadz Hive five and no i didnt mispeled :D
*jacks off in public*
You're like the Daniel Tosh of youtube. it's great.
But iDupspsps is actually funny
HEY, I'm triggered, Tosh is funny.
Pyro No thanks I'm not gonna die over some shitty comedian
OddMike Edgy
Joseph Of Drakekeep I'm the edgy one and not the dude telling me to die?
This ball is a popular meme in french youtube poops
my water has a pH of 11...guess I don't need detergent anymore 😂
Damn your water is basic
Annalise I there are tons of limestone caverns where I live
basic water for a basic bitch
Artyom Alexandrov Wtf
I would suggest talking to your local representatives and complaining.
"Raises the ph level to 8.5 or greater" With a quick little Google search, 8.5 ph is seawater. And also the normal ph level of hydrogen peroxide is 1 to 5 based on the concentration. So much you can learn from a quick Google search. Go ahead and prove me wrong, I barely know anything about this stuff anyway,
All I know is that 7 is neutral in the ph scale
No, you're right. Congratulations.
Thanks, Corey. Loved the anime.
1 is acidic , 7 is natural and 14 is alkali
*7 is neutral
I haven't laughed like that in a while. THANKS YOU MR DUBBZ
*****
Shut the fuck upppp
The end bit after the outro is by far my favorite thing on CZcams.
Of course they used "anti-oxidants" no one aver seems to know what they actually are.
Mammals are technically anti-oxidants
But the pH level being higher than 8.5 would make it dangerously alkali...
I'm all about that base, 'bout that base
OuijaSTi No acid.
ayy
weiner
Volted I have to take physics as a GCSE, so ya know, ez science, mate.
George H-M haha
Haahha. You, sir, are a genius!
Wait, a higher PH is more basic not acidic, right?
Adrian H. Lower number is more acidic and higher number is basic
That's what I thought, I think in the kickstarter video there's a false science claim.
+Adrian H. Well yes and no, a lower PH is more acidic, yet a higher PH is alkaline, and there's not a lot of difference. The PH scale goes from 1-14, and neutral in the middle (7) is what most water's PH is. But, a common misconception of alkalis is that they can't burn you, only acids can. This is not true, there are corrosive alkalis. But actually, if it raised the water's PH to 8.5 it would make it slightly on the alkaline side, like vinegar but not acidic. So it would wash your clothes, as vinegar is a natural cleaner because of it's acidic properties. It goes the same way for water, if it's slightly more alkaline / acidic it can clean better. But also, you don't want to be drinking PH 5-6 water considering hydrochloric acid is at 1 on the PH scale. PH 7 water is best. It can dip or dive in certain areas, that's why some places are called 'Hard water' areas or 'Soft water' areas. Hope this helped!
That is all correct but everything I've learned about acids leads me to believe that adding a H+ ion to an H2O molecule effectively lowers the PH because that is how an acid is made, if instead they added an OH- ion or hydroxide that would raise the PH and make it more alkaline.
Adrian H. Yes the lower the ph the more acidic it it and the higher the ph means it is more basic
Baking soda actually cleans tough stains pretty well :D
mama taught me to put some baking soda + water into tough stains let it sink in for like 30min - 2h then wash it with normal detergent.
I could see those balls reducing laundry detergent but get rid of it altogether not possible. I am a stain master there is no stain that I don't know a chemical that can remove it. Hot water detergent and agitation remove most stains, so those balls will add more agitation could allow you to use less detergent and get the same clean.
+KoolBreeze420, how about throwing rocks into the washing machine? =D
Want agitation? Toss a handful of ball bearings into your washing machine, something will be agitated in the end...
UglyDrummer That wont work the rocks are too smooth. Without me actually testing this product the best I can say for it is that it may reduce detergent use but it absolutely can't get rid of it. Unless they have added a detergent to the material that is slowly released giving the ball a limited life since it will eventually fade away but their claims with my knowledge of being a stain master are ludicrous, water and agitation alone cant clean detergent must be added to the water and you can research the science behind that.
Christian Rankin Your example also wont work they are too smooth.I am a verified stain-master I know what it takes to clean fabric. these balls can't do away with detergent altogether but there is possibility of them reducing detergent use and that's all I said and it's based on real science and experience...
+Mike Dejean Yes I am a certified stainmaster, I was given a course on stains when I cleaned carpets the different types of stains and what it takes the clean them. Usually when I tell people this the 1st question I get asked is, How do you remove mustard? The short answer is you can't. The reason you can't is because mustard stains aren't actually stains but is considered to be a dye so you would have to try and use another dye to cover it but i've never seen anyone succeed doing that. The other thing I get asked is how to get candle wax of the carpet and this is actually an easy one you get some brown paper bags get your iron and then place the bag on the wax and iron the bag the wax will stay on the bag. It's quite amazing the 1st time you do it cause it sounds so odd but i've done it dozens of times for customers .
Baking soda is a thing, and it's pretty much the predecessor to traditional laundry detergent.
when you voiced over the woman saying "my clothes smell like period blood" that was spot on lmao
i like how they say "wouldnt it be nice to know when you need to recharge?" i dont need to recharge laundry detergent lol
Its probably only me but doesn't IDubbz kinda look like 11 from Stranger Things
*IDubbbz
Wildly Aesthetic i cannot unsee it now, at least old idubbzz looks like 11 lol
Ceramics cannot be synthesised biologically!
REEEEEEEEE!
Literately none of the science of the crystal ball checks out.
I use baking soda to clean carpets.
If you look at the comments of the crystal wash, its just a bunch of people now wanting refunds, I wonder why...
6:22-6:38 thank you, i needed this.
It does work if you use baking soda and some essential oils to make powder detergent.
I’m still here in 2019
The joke on 6:31+ is the best ever. Needs to become a gif
I wish I could sub more than once.
same.
Just create another CZcams account an subscribe with it too. ;)
ehi, you' re a kripperino....
You already did create more than one account!
lol guess so
" you look sick. Go eat a burger"
"My cloths smell like period blood"
XDDDDD i can't even... I'm actually crying with laughter. I couldn't stop re-watching that bit.
7.8 of 10 for not enough bio-ceramics.
Pokermen!
Got to gamble them all!
OrangeOctangular, Soothsayer of Sour Sausages I will gamble away all my Winga-Binga Pokemon Holo-cards if you can guess their stats without google!
I lived in oklahoma... ._. I sprinkled baking soda in my dish soap to make it cleaner
More kickstart crap!!
Does anyone have anything else to do with their money 😂😂😂
holy fuck was 6:20-6:38 a bad time to try a take a bong rip I was losing it
so it will let you know when to recharge it in the sun
"recharge it in the sun"
*recharge it in the sun*
whatever i guess it's sicence *pledges 800$*
also: will this crystal wash wash my crystal meth?
"This could change how much THC i take before coming to work." Idk why but this fucking killed me 😂
“I’m glad you mentioned that Felix”
- Dayron Arias
If anything, the pH would've needed to be lowered to kill bacteria.
Tom. And fuck up your t-shirt
lower or higher kills either way.
Who could possibly dislike this?
lostbeaverhead Umm. Are you being serious?
NINJAASSASSINGAMERZ It's a sad time when the SJWs ruined sarcasm.
felix
Troll?
you make me life aloud (not lol, but actually laugh) at almost all of your videos.
thank you for that, sincerely.
6:34 killed me \"this could change how much thc i could take before coming to work"
Literally every single review on the Kickstarter page is like "How can I get my money back" and "I was scammed and they have disappeared off the face of the earth" LMFAOO that's what you get for not doing your grade 8 science homework.
*Successfully raised $268,369 USD*
And the people at kickstarter are reaching Trump supporter stereotype levels
You mean Bernie?
I'm from Oklahoma, can confirm baking soda and washing board will indeed get your clothes cleaner than these balls. We have washing machines though. I'm aware this video is old, just putting this here for future curious people. 😂
Every review of these on Amazon says: "I don't know if these are actually working." Yet every review is 4-5 stars. That isn't how that shit works. Indifference is 2 stars.
I would buy that dog shit sensing product...good idea "10 out of 10" *~IGN*
10/10
I am getting paided for this
-IGN
8/10 - too much water *-IGN*
Hey Thats Pretty Bad
This is one of the best episodes
i just checked the kickstarter comment page and people are STILL asking for a refund to this day lmao
My grandma uses baking sofa and grated soap for laundry detergent and she says it's basically free
*soda
Ethan Koww 😝baking sofa
I thought the title said crystal meth 😂😂😂
Ha, the callback, I've seen that callback twice, one in this one and in the Picices video.😂very funny.
I loved that jaboody dubs reference. I gotta check out his channel again, not sure why I haven't thought of that in years.
A little update for anyone who didn't research this lately but, the crystal ball wash was a scam. If you look at the comments on the page most complain about how it was a repackaged product and the Bluetooth feature they promised apparently wasn't included.
no fucking shit dude. u dont need to hear their feedbacks to know this
My grandma literally has this crystal ball...
Kim Taehyungie *literately
ImNoBanana no...its literally....
Ik I was joking, I was referencing the video.
easily one of your best videos
His face on the thumbnails are HILARIOUS.😂