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  • @LilooNiloo
    @LilooNiloo Před 23 dny +8307

    ‘no fap wizards’ sounds like a dnd campaign ngl

    • @FilmCooper
      @FilmCooper  Před 23 dny +1441

      Warlock whose patron is just his own cum. Someone call Brennan Lee Mulligan

    • @ChaosTheoriesLux
      @ChaosTheoriesLux Před 23 dny +112

      It really does. Hopefully ironically. But these dudes probably don't play DnD.
      It's like with incels. Do they really want to make this subject their whole personality?

    • @melomeline
      @melomeline Před 23 dny +89

      @@FilmCooper NOT BRENNAN GELP

    • @tsfuthepodcastlive
      @tsfuthepodcastlive Před 23 dny +9

      This comment wins 😂

    • @unicornmustache9273
      @unicornmustache9273 Před 23 dny +47

      @@FilmCooperthere’s no chance my fav commentator likes psych AND POSSIBLY D20?

  • @FreeBaguette
    @FreeBaguette Před 23 dny +7094

    The title geniuenly caught me off guard

    • @meggalloway7141
      @meggalloway7141 Před 23 dny +37

      Caught me off guard too.

    • @Thatgirlclev
      @Thatgirlclev Před 23 dny +89

      No cause like what in the unvirgin Mary-

    • @grubsnub
      @grubsnub Před 23 dny +12

      real 😭

    • @misty5882
      @misty5882 Před 23 dny +49

      the way you spelled genuinely caught me off guard

    • @lexigotsas
      @lexigotsas Před 23 dny +5

      Im just starting the video and I’m so confused😂

  • @LettiKiss
    @LettiKiss Před 23 dny +1835

    "I rejected prn! That's why I post half-naked thirst traps to Instagram!" - These guys

    • @stefhanysilva3823
      @stefhanysilva3823 Před 22 dny +40

      Right, the hypocrisy

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 Před 19 dny +2

      it’s meant to inspire men, but I see your point…

    • @inconspicuousrobot2685
      @inconspicuousrobot2685 Před 15 dny +1

      As a jojo fan I know exactly what to do when I see a half naked dude 🤤🤤🤤

    • @_sleepylass_
      @_sleepylass_ Před 14 dny

      @@kakyoin5862 'inspiring' men by posting thirst traps? sounds pretty gay to me

    • @alisamagkatzen
      @alisamagkatzen Před 14 dny +21

      for other dudes…

  • @Gayonetta5000
    @Gayonetta5000 Před 23 dny +1758

    Between the crazy Christians and alpha male podcasts, I genuinely worry for straight men. They really have garbage information coming at them from all angles lmao

    • @henotic.essence
      @henotic.essence Před 22 dny +172

      Its all junk food for the ego. Either lean towards a conservative view (man on top, women below) or the alpha male/non-religious route, which is the same shit without using God to justify being an ass.
      I'm a Christian and it's really discouraging to see the God of Love being used in so much negativity

    • @angelheartzz6350
      @angelheartzz6350 Před 22 dny +35

      @@henotic.essenceyou explained straight men in an nutshell 🫣 .

    • @DGregory-rx2mi
      @DGregory-rx2mi Před 22 dny +16

      ​@angelheartzz6350 plenty of straight men who don't lean into any of these two distortions

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 Před 22 dny +31

      Yeah but most men ignore it. Usually the very lonely men who get brainwashed into that stuff, which is still a big amount.

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 Před 22 dny +9

      @@angelheartzz6350 Well that's just incorrect. Most men do not view women as lesser.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 23 dny +4324

    "is it Jesus or Jesuses? Love you" pure couple goals

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami Před 23 dny +99

      It’s jesi (like meese and geese)

    • @erimationss
      @erimationss Před 23 dny +46

      😭they’re such a cute coupleeee

    • @goobercruncher
      @goobercruncher Před 23 dny +36

      @@MonolithicCyanTsunami jeese

    • @Archon_of_Freedom_
      @Archon_of_Freedom_ Před 23 dny

      I think it's Jesus's. Also yes, they are an adorable couple!! 🥰
      Another thing, masterbation isn't a sin, adultery is. So he's wrong. Also, God calls his people not to judge. It says it in the COMMANDMENTS. He is already sinning. God called us to help guide people, not shame, judge and hate them. He's miserable, therefore he strives to drag others down with him. He can't expect the world to change their beliefs and opinions, for his own comfort. Reality doesn't work like that, if anything HE'S the one who needs to get right with God. He's the angry one spewing absolute fuckin nonsense. This is coming from a Christian too, he's a judgemental little shit. I hope he gets help and isn't so damn miserable anymore. If not, he'll push everyone away and die alone and THAT is on him.

    • @ely_wannadie2551
      @ely_wannadie2551 Před 23 dny +17

      @@MonolithicCyanTsunamiyou mean like cacti and octopi?

  • @Local_acquaintance
    @Local_acquaintance Před 23 dny +7382

    I’m a Christian woman but these men scare me so much, the aggression towards women is so scary and disgusting. I genuinely think they don’t read the New Testament because Jesus would NOT be cool with their behavior.

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 Před 23 dny +311

      They give off Samson vibes (not a guy to be admired)

    • @urdadsbigtoe123
      @urdadsbigtoe123 Před 23 dny

      doesnt the bible say somwthing about treating women as u treat urself

    • @Allexxai_
      @Allexxai_ Před 23 dny +233

      @@kailanerman5090fr everytime i read judges im just like “that man was nasty” but it’s lookin like theres a lot of Samsons 😭💀

    • @sharonyang3927
      @sharonyang3927 Před 23 dny +113

      same hahaha I clicked the video feeling defensive about this but I immediately understood how weird these specific guys are

    • @ChaosTheoriesLux
      @ChaosTheoriesLux Před 23 dny

      The difference between a true Christian and a "Christian Nationalist" is only one group actually follows the teachings of Christ.

  • @charliedeegan1598
    @charliedeegan1598 Před 23 dny +524

    The worst ones to me are the ones where they pretend "catch" their daughter in "action" with someone.
    It always makes me feel sick

    • @nifesimisamuel9426
      @nifesimisamuel9426 Před 22 dny +103

      I once had a male friend who made a joke like this... I called him out on it. The next thing, over the next couple years he begins to get more and more religious... eventually even starting to judge me for being irreligious and a tarot reader... he was always talking about women and relationships like this too but then would try to flirt with me and make moves. Had to cut him off after he touched me inappropriately... these men are weird and super stressful to be around.

    • @get.sassyxd
      @get.sassyxd Před 18 dny +54

      Why are these types always so obsessed with their daughters body and parts? Like, how the daughter dresses, every tiny way the daughter acts (down to the laugh) and who they are "seeing". Hyper fixated on their daughters. It's f-ing creepy! I've heard one say "it's your job not to temp man so you can't wear/do that" uh...did you just admit to them "temping" you or am I reading too far into it? I get wanting the best for your child, wanting them to be happy and "live the right way" in your eyes...but after sometime, it's just obsessive and creepy.

    • @uhhlars
      @uhhlars Před 15 dny +24

      ​​@@get.sassyxd EXACTLY, in general old-school christian parents, men AND women, can be like this, and it's SO weird???

    • @ninny_alt
      @ninny_alt Před 4 dny

      @@get.sassyxd real the obsession with virginity over their children especially girls is insane

    • @coffeebux
      @coffeebux Před 2 hodinami

      There's enough of those to be a genre...?

  • @gabirivera1345
    @gabirivera1345 Před 23 dny +792

    out of all the biblical characters ur gonna pick DAVID as an example of being free from “sexual sin”??? i legit laughed out loud

    • @mialeroux2943
      @mialeroux2943 Před 19 dny +76

      I sropped the video and laughed so hard. David??????? Mister christian go read your bible lol.

    • @UlexiteTVStoneLexite
      @UlexiteTVStoneLexite Před 19 dny +56

      ​@@mialeroux2943we all know they're not reading it

    • @beforesomeduring7330
      @beforesomeduring7330 Před 17 dny +59

      Wasn’t David in love with Saul’s son, Jonathan?

    • @UlexiteTVStoneLexite
      @UlexiteTVStoneLexite Před 17 dny +12

      @@beforesomeduring7330 yepppppp

    • @gabirivera1345
      @gabirivera1345 Před 16 dny

      @@beforesomeduring7330 he also hooked up with a married woman, got her pregnant, and sent her husband out knowing he was going to die in battle

  • @stylish-maggot
    @stylish-maggot Před 23 dny +3685

    IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT TIKTOK CHRISTIANS ARE SO SEXUAL FOR NO REASON

  • @sym3506
    @sym3506 Před 23 dny +3400

    I read the title as sexually obese and I ran to double check and I honestly can't say that it got any better when I read it correctly 💀

  • @madddss
    @madddss Před 21 dnem +126

    As a Christian girl these videos always creep me out. It’s always men talking about women and their sexual activities.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv Před 16 dny

      You're lucky you didn't find the podcasts from their wives. All they talk about is how their husbands ab*se them and learning to enjoy it.

    • @kiki_beex
      @kiki_beex Před 7 dny +5

      Girl same, i need to see better Christian representation in the media😭😭

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 7 dny +4

      Help same but bro this video made me feel like crap because I do keep “relapsing” and I’m trying to work through it but him laughing at God still loving me made me feel like a horrible person

  • @kaylarenee8306
    @kaylarenee8306 Před 23 dny +215

    im dying just imagining hearing him scream "GUYS PLEASE STOP TOUCHING YOUR PEE PEES WIHOUT ME!" from another room with zero context

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey Před 23 dny +3051

    There's a term for people like this in AA. They're called "dry drunks." Instead of dealing with the problems that led to their addiction, they get obsessed with a replacement for the original addiction

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube Před 23 dny +81

      But AA will also tell you that your addiction is constantly lurking "doing pushups in the parking lot" and its fear-based compliance.
      No one that afraid will ever be free.

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube Před 23 dny +53

      My sponsor was terrified of missing a meeting and I am not willing to live in fear.
      AA is not a good model of healthy behavior.

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Před 23 dny +94

      @@ChristinaFromCZcams That doesn't change the fact that the statement is true.

    • @joeyrufo
      @joeyrufo Před 23 dny +32

      It's like, yeah, sometimes that "replacement" is AA itself! Whoa! Spiderman meme! 🤯🤪

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube Před 23 dny +6

      @@sunnyandthechlo its just ironic af given the source

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Před 23 dny +2255

    My first sexual abuser was a guy in my church youth group who became a youth leader at a church the month after he r worded me. They're like this.

    • @Waffles164
      @Waffles164 Před 23 dny +259

      Holy shit that's terrible hope your getting better from that awful experience

    • @Strawberrybeaches
      @Strawberrybeaches Před 23 dny +133

      I’m so sorry I hope you get your justice!!

    • @candi4202
      @candi4202 Před 23 dny +22

      That's horrible, hopefully you have healed. Some are really good

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Před 23 dny +76

      @@candi4202”some are really good” just curious, what’s your diagnosis

    • @Atwistedandbrokentale
      @Atwistedandbrokentale Před 23 dny +48

      That’s horrible. I hope you got your justice

  • @zenvetie
    @zenvetie Před 23 dny +219

    as an aro/ace person, dying single alone and without any women sounds like a great deal to me 😃👍

    • @9a_23_tyrantqiu7
      @9a_23_tyrantqiu7 Před 18 dny +28

      As a gay person, getting no women doesn't matter to me. And since they said nothing about getting men, then I'm all good 😃👍

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Před 17 dny +5

      better start cranking then ig

    • @uhhlars
      @uhhlars Před 15 dny +7

      I'll take the women u guys don't want !!!! 🗣️‼️‼️

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Před 10 dny +6

      ​@@uhhlars Unfortunately, some of the women are also gay or asexual, so there's not many extra ones to go around...

    • @phorn100
      @phorn100 Před dnem

      No you won’t you’re a weak SIMP .

  • @aurora8749
    @aurora8749 Před 23 dny +286

    I grew up in the Mormon church and they put such a heavy focus on no sex before marriage that it drives young men to get married like right at 18 because they want to have sex so badly but are afraid they'd go to hell. It's ridiculous and it's not a good foundation for a marriage. Just marrying someone because you desperately want to sleep with them? Like do you know how many different people you can be sexually compatible with? There are so many other way more important things in a lifelong partner than if they believe in God and you like sex with them. If that was all that mattered I've had four soulmates lol

    • @officialdanncardona
      @officialdanncardona Před 21 dnem +16

      Same here and it made me hella scared of being intimate with anyone because I thought it was sinful and distasteful

    • @yikesgina
      @yikesgina Před 20 dny

      Christianity is the same way.

  • @OV3R.C4ST
    @OV3R.C4ST Před 23 dny +1461

    “but that’s just me” we all say in unison…

    • @arynxxx
      @arynxxx Před 23 dny +42

      the way ive started saying that tho

    • @TH3RE4LKFC
      @TH3RE4LKFC Před 22 dny +6

      TMF FAN FOUND IN THE WILD??

    • @Akademi_123
      @Akademi_123 Před 18 dny +3

      But that’s just me

  • @virtual_mew666
    @virtual_mew666 Před 23 dny +968

    Fun fact: Alexander the great actually was kinda bisexual and had several aromatic relationships with botb men and women.

    • @PaperLoser-gv4wb
      @PaperLoser-gv4wb Před 23 dny +31

      You mean Romantic?

    • @marshalmichelney-bc8qn
      @marshalmichelney-bc8qn Před 23 dny +67

      Also fun fact. Alexander was long before Christianity.
      That’s not the own you all keep saying it is. Dude literally thought himself a God. 0 to do with Christianity.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic Před 23 dny +20

      He was a real one. His body was under a glass dome for ages and some people thought he was a messiah that would come back to life one day. His tomb was guarded for centuries.
      My favorite conquerer.

    • @RangersFan94
      @RangersFan94 Před 22 dny +72

      My time has come! Enjoy this wall of text from someone whose loves to translate classical passages about ancient queers and trans people:
      Definitely some romance in there, but according to Quintus Curtius, Plutarch, etc., it was only really with Bagoüs/Bagoas. He only married his wives for political reasons and to have an heir, yes, but I believe he really was infatuated with Bagoas. About their first meeting, Curtius writes,
      "Inter quae Bagoas erat, specie singulari spado atque in ipso flore pueritiae, cui et Dareus adsuetus fuerat et mox Alexander adsuevit: eiusque maxime precibus motus Nabarzani ignovit."
      is something along the lines of
      "Between [Nabarzanes and Alexander] was Bagoas, a eunuch who was foremost in beauty and in the very flower of his youth, whom Darius had been accustomed to 'being with' [this language is just as loaded in Latin as it is in English lol] and Alexander would, too, soon: so exceptional was his dancing that Nabarzanes was pardoned."
      and
      "Nam cum omnes amicos regis donis super ipsorum vota coluisset, Bagoae spadoni, qui Alexandrum obsequio corporis devinxerat sibi, nullum honorem habuit: admonitusque a quibusdam, perquam Alexandro cordi esse, respondit, amicos regis, non scorta se colere nec moris esse Persis, mares ducere, qui stupro effeminarentur"
      roughly is
      "Upon being admonished for the fact that to all of the friends of the king, colossal gifts had been given, but to Bagoas the eunuch, who had made himself tightly bound to Alexander through [very much literally] the yielding/service/submission of the body, and to whose heart he was exceedingly close, there were none; Alexander responded that as Persian friends of the king, it should not be customary to look after that whore who tempts men to lust/debauchery by making himself a woman."
      And somewhere in Plutarch (I'm going from memory now, it's getting late here) is when Alexander hosted a festival celebrating their victory in India, and when Bagoas won the dancing competition, they strode up to Alexander and seated themself beside him. Then, after some encouraging from the Macedonians around them, he kissed Bagoas twice.
      I think that Alexander made a public show of *not* being romantically involved with Bagoas in order to appear as this singleminded statesman and conqueror of the world -- especially when it was in a setting with foreign leaders -- but really it was something of an open secret that the two of them were extremely close, both romantically and sexually, and during their long campaign, the Macedonian camp grew quite fond of the little Persian dancer who was always attached to Alexander at the hip.
      Quick note: I use "they" in reference to Bagoas because it's not as clear as it is in some cases (cough cough _Avitus_ cough cough) how they felt about themself. Though, in reading a lot of classical history, it becomes apparent that it is much more significant and is almost always mentioned when a eunuch is _not_ extremely effeminate in every way (e.g., the Achaemenid general and minister Bagoas; Ptolemy Philometor's childhood friend Aristonicus; Ptolemy Philometor's *_other_* childhood friend and insinuated lover Eulaeus; etc, etc.), so I guess we can make assumptions about how Bagoas carried themself based on what isn't mentioned.
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      (edited in because it looks like YT doesn't like this as a standalone for some reason?)
      You've waited for it! The official part two to my above comment that includes quotes from Plutarch and Athenaeus! I'll give the respective translations from Perrin and Bohn, then come back at some point and give some of my own commentary on some word choice and phrasing in the translations themselves.
      "ἐπεὶ δὲ ἧκε τῆς Γεδρωσίας εἰς τὸ βασίλειον, αὖθις ἀνελάμβανε τὴν στρατιὰν πανηγυρίζων. λέγεται δὲ μεθύοντα αὐτὸν θεωρεῖν ἀγῶνας χορῶν, τὸν δὲ ἐρώμενον Βαγώαν χορεύοντα νικῆσαι καὶ κεκοσμημένον διὰ τοῦ θεάτρου παρελθόντα καθίσαι παρ᾽ αὐτόν: ἰδόντας δὲ τοὺς Μακεδόνας κροτεῖν καὶ βοᾶν φιλῆσαι κελεύοντας, ἄχρι οὗ περιβαλὼν κατεφίλησεν."
      "Moreover, when he came to the royal palace of Gedrosia, he once more gave his army time for rest and held high festival. We are told, too, that he was once viewing some contests in singing and dancing, being well heated with wine, and that his favourite, Bagoas, won the prize for song and dance, and then, all in his festal array, passed through the theatre and took his seat by Alexander's side; at sight of which the Macedonians clapped their hands and loudly bade the king kiss the victor, until at last he threw his arms about him and kissed him tenderly."
      "φιλόπαις δ᾽ ἦν ἐκμανῶς καὶ Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ βασιλεύς. Δικαίαρχος γοῦν ἐν τῷ περὶ τῆς ἐν Ἰλίῳ Θυσίας Βαγώου τοῦ εὐνούχου οὕτως αὐτόν φησιν ἡττᾶσθαι ὡς ἐν ὄψει θεάτρου ὅλου καταφιλεῖν αὐτὸν ἀνακλάσαντα, καὶ τῶν θεατῶν ἐπιφωνησάντων μετὰ κρότου οὐκ ἀπειθήσας πάλιν ἀνακλάσας ἐφίλησεν. Καρύστιος δ᾽ ἐν Ἱστορικοῖς Ὑπομνήμασι ‘ Χάρωνι, φησί, τῷ Χαλκιδεῖ παῖς καλὸς ἦν καὶ εἶχεν εὖ πρὸς αὐτόν. ὡς δ᾽ Ἀλέξανδρος παρὰ Κρατερῷ αὐτὸν ἐπῄνεσεν γενομένου πότου, ὁ Χάρων ἐκέλευσε τὸν παῖδα καταφιλῆσαι τὸν Ἀλέξανδρον καὶ ὃς ' μηδαμῶς, εἶπεν, οὐ γὰρ οὕτως ἐμὲ εὐφρανεῖ ὡς σὲ λυπήσει ὥσπερ γὰρ ἦν ἐρωτικὸς ὁ βασιλεὺς οὗτος, οὕτως καὶ πρὸς τὸ καθῆκον ἐγκρατὴς καὶ πρὸς τὸ πρεπωδέστατον"
      "Alexander the king was also very much in the habit of giving in to this fashion. Accordingly, Dicæarchus, in his treatise on the Sacrifice at Troy, says that he was so much under the influence of Bagoas the eunuch, that he embraced him in the sight of the whole theatre; and that when the whole theatre shouted in approval of the action, he repeated it. And Carystius, in his Historic Commentaries, says,-“Charon the Chalcidian had a boy of great beauty, who was a great favourite of his: but when Alexander, on one occasion, at a great entertainment given by Craterus, praised this boy very much, Charon bade the boy go and salute Alexander: and he said, 'Not so, for he will not please me so much as he will vex you.' For though the king was of a very amorous disposition, still he was at all times sufficiently master of himself to have a due regard to decorum, and to the preservation of appearances"
      I particularly enjoy the one from Plutarch because it just paints this picture of Bagoas in their "full festal array" striding up to and sitting with a quite drunk Alexander, and the whole crowd just starts chanting "kiss! kiss! kiss!" And it's all the more meaningful because Athenaeus paints this picture (which I went into a bit) that Alexander was very good at keeping this mask of coldness or whatnot, even in Athenaeus' anecdote about Alexander declining to accept this "boy of great beauty's" salute. So Athenaeus even states that he was "master of himself at all times" for "the preservation of appearances," but was of a "very amorous disposition" (presumably, with respect to Bagoas, whom he just mentioned). Bagoas must have been quite special to have had Alexander "so much under the influence."
      And I'll throw in a little bonus content from right before the previous Athenaeus quote, with regards to the Spartans and Myrmidons because both have been singled out by conservatives as targets of "nuh uhhh, they weren't gaaaay" circlejerking -- viz., 300 or any conservative video on Achilles and Patroclus (the former of which was a Myrmidon).
      "παρὰ δὲ Σπαρτιάταις, ὡς Ἅγνων φησὶν ὁ Ἀκαδημαικός, πρὸ τῶν γάμων ταῖς παρθένοις ὡς παιδικοῖς νόμος ἐστὶν ὁμιλεῖν. καὶ γὰρ ὁ νομοθέτης Σόλων ἔφη:
      μηρῶν ἱμείρων καὶ γλυκεροῦ στόματος.
      Αἰσχύλος τε καὶ Σοφοκλῆς ἀναφανδὸν ἔφασαν, ὃ μὲν Μυρμιδόσιν:
      σέβας δὲ μηρῶν ἁγνὸν οὐκ ἐπῃδέσω,
      ὦ δυσχάριστε τῶν πυκνῶν φιλημάτων,
      ὃ δ᾽ ἐν Κολχίσιν περὶ Γανυμήδους τὸν λόγον ποιούμενος:
      μηροῖς ὑπαίθων τὴν Διὸς τυραννίδα."
      "But among the Spartans, as Agnon the Academic philosopher tells us, girls and boys are all treated in the same way before marriage: for the great lawgiver Solon has said-
      Admiring pretty legs and rosy lips;-
      as Aeschylus and Sophocles have openly made similar statements; the one saying, in the Myrmidons-
      You paid not due respect to modesty,
      Led by your passion for too frequent kisses;-
      and the other, in his Colchian Women, speaking of Ganymede, says-
      Inflaming with his beauty mighty Jove."

    • @elif_g24
      @elif_g24 Před 22 dny

      ​@@PaperLoser-gv4wb no aromatic means there was no romance and they were just fucking

  • @Obserok
    @Obserok Před 19 dny +163

    My favorite 'side-eye' happens when people DON'T know Alexander the Great was queer.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 Před 15 dny +1

      Can you provide an example of his queerness for the class?

    • @TheOfficialDirtyDan
      @TheOfficialDirtyDan Před 9 dny +17

      @@alexv3372 We know that he was married three times, and that he sired one legitimate heir, Alexander IV of Macedonia, who was born after the death of his father. So, we know that he certainly had relations with women. Many of the claims regarding Alexander's sexuality come due to his relationship with his cavalry commander, Hephaestion. "Mask of Command" (1987), which examined Alexander's leadership style, shows the deep relationship between the two. They were childhood friends, and Hephaestion was an inner member of Alexander's war council. They were said to be companions in everything and often would regale together. On Hephaestion's death, Alexander weeped for days, and was said to have thrown himself upon his body. He gave Hephaestion an astoundingly lavish funeral, and requested for him to be remembered as a "Divine Hero".
      Doesn’t sound very straight to me ngl. A man can be bisexual and have mostly women…

    • @mediummunchkin8891
      @mediummunchkin8891 Před 8 dny +9

      @@alexv3372he was from ancient Greece. which if you dont know was one of the historically gayest nations aside from ancient Rome. there is very rarely a character in their mythos or historical records that hasn’t had sexual relations with the same sex. infact the gods they worshiped have had many stories where they “have relations” with the same gender

    • @outlawsyl
      @outlawsyl Před 3 dny +1

      @@TheOfficialDirtyDan I wouldn't call that queer, if I had a ton of money for my best friend's funeral I'd do the same. I did end up marrying my best friend in real life though and we were just really good gym bros so maybe you're onto something xD

  • @maddyocean5948
    @maddyocean5948 Před 19 dny +47

    as a native person, i find it uncomfortable these men look up to those colonizer soldiers of the roman empire. why do you want to “conquer” a nation? that’s just pathetic to me. priding yourself in violence? weirdos.

    • @o0ugi860
      @o0ugi860 Před dnem

      So u also shouldn't look up to ur native ancestors surely? The natives were super territorial (like most people who functioned in tribes), they also wanted to 'conquer' each other. I only say this cus I think its super wierd to preface ur statement with "as a native..." like that changes anything. The natives conquered each other and would've colonised other areas had they the ability to (just like how any other tribal society would've/did). So when u preface ur statement with that, its as if ur implying that the natives were actually NOT super territorial and violent against outsiders and eachother, which they definitely were.

  • @AntonKoch1982
    @AntonKoch1982 Před 23 dny +595

    the way cooper’s background looks like a church is sending me 💀💀💀

    • @WTMR-FM
      @WTMR-FM Před 22 dny +15

      the catacombs maybe

    • @kiki_beex
      @kiki_beex Před 7 dny

      THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING

  • @razorsedgeart9982
    @razorsedgeart9982 Před 23 dny +663

    I’m a 45 year old woman, I have never wanted to submit to anyone and never will. I was the main breadwinner till my children grew up. My man worked part time and took care of the kids. Now he works full time like me. My kids had their parents and we now make bank. So i have been lucky in both parts of my life, then and now

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola Před 20 dny +18

      This is the relationship my own bf/SO aspire toward (though with a slightly different split of potential kids due to medical).
      Thank you for posting, as an early thirties woman who grew up surrounded by dead beats and feels weirdly lucky to have a relationship where he doesn’t feel threatened by my existence.

    • @user-qe9sr7ni6c
      @user-qe9sr7ni6c Před 6 dny

      I’m sure you did not just popped them out and went back to work right after, or you probably live in the 90% of country where 90% of people don’t have a parental insurance. A man will always be a provider during pregnancy or birth. 🫣

    • @ninny_alt
      @ninny_alt Před 5 dny

      @@user-qe9sr7ni6c that's only because the laws for new mothers in the work force are horrible in most of the US but go off i guess

    • @user-qe9sr7ni6c
      @user-qe9sr7ni6c Před 5 dny

      @@ninny_alt Not a societal issue. A political issue that can be solved with…. A team of two people assuming what they’re best at😂 (One provide for the other when they can’t like for new mothers in work force). If the army chose to have a baby with a man that no longer wants to / can’t provide for her while she’s 9 month or about to pop that’s not my problem. That’s a societal issue that’s been created since we’re pushing women to work so much. They’re not mothers anymore and wonder why no one is helping them once at birth

    • @komal146
      @komal146 Před 6 hodinami

      @@user-qe9sr7ni6c tell me you're uneducated about history and economics without telling me. dude, most women have always worked and putting all the burden of livelihood on men didn't benefit men btw. i got other what if scenarios that your 50s ad campaign driven statement won't provide any practical answers for.

  • @quasideificalpaca
    @quasideificalpaca Před 23 dny +46

    These dudes are the definition of the "Virginity is cool, Remain pure" meme

  • @brookethole9058
    @brookethole9058 Před 23 dny +122

    “I’m so obsessed with sex but since I love sky daddy it’s ok and not sinful.”

    • @breakfasttequila
      @breakfasttequila Před 20 dny +16

      Only gay for the Lord and holy Daddy😌

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Před 17 dny

      the entire concept of priesthood is pretty much just bdsm like?? "i don't fuck because i belong solely to sky daddy and i wear a collar yo signify it'

    • @user-pj7we7wd5t
      @user-pj7we7wd5t Před 6 hodinami

      i know you're mocking those "christians" but if they actually were reading their Bibles, they wouldnt spew all this bullcrap.
      The point of their reasoning, as distorted as it came out of their mouths, is that even do we as humans sin, God still has mercy ofr us :)

  • @satanabrat
    @satanabrat Před 23 dny +989

    cooper leaving in the part where his gf is leaving and they tell eachother they love eachother is the most wholesome thing ever

    • @NextDavidAttenborough
      @NextDavidAttenborough Před 22 dny +23

      THEY'RE SO CUTE i want their relationship so badly

    • @androow1983
      @androow1983 Před 22 dny +7

      @@NextDavidAttenborough uhh

    • @moemunneymoe
      @moemunneymoe Před 21 dnem +17

      She’s stunning. Her hair and skin look so nice

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST Před 21 dnem +7

      Couples don’t just “accidentally “ leave in parts. It’s all planned. Like the way couple on Facebook (deleted in 2017 for this and other reasons) say “happy anniversary” on their page. Isn’t your spouse behind you or living with you? You can’t tell them instead of us? It was very strange. It’s couple posturing. I can’t stand it. It’s not an accomplishment to be coupled or married and people who act like it is are lacking is their satisfaction with it.

    • @NextDavidAttenborough
      @NextDavidAttenborough Před 21 dnem

      @@androow1983 what's up?

  • @STORMI_real
    @STORMI_real Před 23 dny +557

    Bro didn’t hesitate on the title😭

    • @arynxxx
      @arynxxx Před 23 dny +14

      ik like most titles are like clickbait but this is what is it

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 21 dnem +1

      I like his directness

  • @Beeperoni
    @Beeperoni Před 23 dny +33

    I also say “byeeeeeeee” and disappear when people start asking questions about Jesus

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart Před 23 dny +95

    Honestly if I followed a religion that said "it's okey to make mistakes, as long as your good deeds outweigh the bad ones" and some random appeared like "NO in MY religion you do ONE SMALL BAD THING and that's it, you're guilty!!" I would not even consider converting to their religion 💀

    • @kiva_J_T
      @kiva_J_T Před 23 dny

      Welcome to the corruption of all modern religion. Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism all have loud mouthed groups that preach an extremely repressed and fascist ideal of "holiness"

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow Před 23 dny +693

    Here's something you might wanna look into: I just learned that AO3 has BIBLE fanfiction

    • @sleepyboy2371
      @sleepyboy2371 Před 23 dny +98

      NICEEEEE yeah this reminded me of this tweet my friend sent me that there was jesusxjudas fanfic in wattpad, can confirm, it does indeed exist

    • @TheBreadedPigeon
      @TheBreadedPigeon Před 23 dny +69

      I refuse to read any of them but the tags are hilarious 😭😭

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt Před 23 dny +107

      NOTHING is safe from fanfic writers 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow Před 23 dny +36

      @@TheBreadedPigeon I think Cooper would have a TIME going through them lol

    • @zwodder_
      @zwodder_ Před 23 dny +36

      good omens

  • @emiwhite3208
    @emiwhite3208 Před 23 dny +403

    i dated a guy who liked these types of videos and posts and was obsessed with God to the point i’m pretty sure he thought he was God Himself. When i told him that i wasn’t a virgin when we started dating he told me he was nauseous and it made me feel so horrible. Turns out he was one of the most judgemental pieces of sh*t i’ve ever met and had the audacity to call himself a Christian

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v Před 23 dny +38

      Sounds like you should have broken up with him on the spot lol

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 Před 23 dny +49

      So anyway, you totally threw him in the garbage, right?

    • @saiyamoru
      @saiyamoru Před 21 dnem

      Gonna assume by the past tense you kicked him to the curb. Good for you, sis. Virginity is the dumbest concept humans have ever decided to glorify, but I guess it has a purpose as a litmus test for determining whether the guy you're dating is a trash fire.

    • @Moon-sk8hr
      @Moon-sk8hr Před 20 dny +19

      i'm sooo sorry!! no one is entitled to your sexuality. Your body will always always always be your own

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 Před 20 dny +18

      Holy shit same thing happened to me, I found it very strange he wanted me to be a virgin it's like a damn fetish at that point

  • @hgracieeees
    @hgracieeees Před 22 dny +21

    as a christian (especially a christian woman), we don't claim them.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 Před 15 dny

      Yeah as a Christian me to

    • @MikeAftonsWife
      @MikeAftonsWife Před 10 dny

      real

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 7 dny

      Same. But does it make me a bad person if I keep “relapsing” it made me feel like crap when he laughed at the part that said God would still love you

    • @32JEAN34
      @32JEAN34 Před 17 hodinami +1

      @@babygirafffe I didn't watch the full video so I just assume you mean the youtuber laughed at the thought that God would still love us if we relapsed? Please don't feel like crap. I think as long as you know you'll always need God and are dependent on Him and know in your heart you want to strive to be more like Jesus, be assured that you are saved. Anyone else would just give up. So you're definitely on the right track.
      Keep holding on to the promises He gave us: "
      Rom. 8 Verses 38 to 39 [38] For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, [39] Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord."

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 8 hodinami

      @@32JEAN34 thank you! I needed that

  • @sydneyrose7168
    @sydneyrose7168 Před 23 dny +27

    As someone who lives in Atlantic Canada I’m so proud of Cooper for discovering New Foundland

  • @eurydicefiori865
    @eurydicefiori865 Před 23 dny +770

    I used to be a VERY homophobic Christian because I was raised to believe that sex of any kind was a terrible thing, so this title makes perfect sense 😂

    • @sarahwithanh4272
      @sarahwithanh4272 Před 23 dny +220

      kinda unrelated but i love when people are able to grow and unlearn toxic values like that (in reference to the homophobia, not the christianity) and admit their faults in the past. its a small thing but genuinely makes me feel hopeful seeing people who learn and grow:)

    • @kkatgurl
      @kkatgurl Před 22 dny +54

      My family believes that being gay is a sin and we’re Christian but they’re not like homophobic and mean to people who are lgbtq but they still believe it’s a sin. I don’t because my parents never talked about it and I never heard it in church. I remember like maybe once or twice my mom saying that it was a sin but we still love them but it was never cemented into me. So over time because of the internet and watching content with people who are lgbtq or people being accepting of lgbtq I just got to a point where I don’t believe it’s a sin and even if it was I’m not gonna treat them badly. I believe love is love and I love love. I also don’t believe masturbation is a sin. If you actually read the Bible and analyze the text you would see that it’s never actually said. There’s a good article about written by a pastor with evidence from the Bible

    • @SS-fn8ys
      @SS-fn8ys Před 22 dny +71

      I used to be a homophobic catholic. Now I'm a full-time, dedicated bisexual

    • @candyguy775
      @candyguy775 Před 22 dny +38

      Lol I used to be a homophobic Christian, now I'm out of the closet accepting my gayness as a part of myself and not some unlean spirit

    • @candyguy775
      @candyguy775 Před 22 dny

      ​@SS-fn8ys lol curious as to how you look lol😂

  • @ansleyiscooler
    @ansleyiscooler Před 23 dny +782

    as a christian, i truly hate how harsh some people post on social medias spreading negative stuff and just representing the whole religion as a whole. for the longest time i couldn’t even associate with God at all because of these kinds of people

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 Před 23 dny +96

      (As a Christian) these boys are basically the modern day Pharisees

    • @duckyfluff3886
      @duckyfluff3886 Před 23 dny +11

      FR

    • @willeliot7090
      @willeliot7090 Před 23 dny +55

      I seem to recall Jesus telling the ancient version of this exact type of guy to just pluck out his eyes already...

    • @lemonscentedchipmunk6451
      @lemonscentedchipmunk6451 Před 23 dny +48

      Dude I totally get that. That's why my family hardly ever goes to church, because people are always judging them cause they have tattoos and are just more alternative than the average Christian.

    • @DanielDeadweight
      @DanielDeadweight Před 23 dny

      I'm 32. and I've never met a christian I wanted to be around. Maybe you're the outlier, and shouldn't be christian.

  • @peachy8644
    @peachy8644 Před 21 dnem +17

    i can't be the only one who loves Cooper's Christianity rants. too many people use the bible as a weapon without even knowing what it really means

  • @StarxMoonOnPawzzz
    @StarxMoonOnPawzzz Před 8 dny +5

    And people still ask me why I’m lesbian

  • @sydcantswim
    @sydcantswim Před 23 dny +317

    the old testament rizz goes crazy

  • @charliecheadle9154
    @charliecheadle9154 Před 23 dny +366

    As a Christian, this is why we need to be taught that sex isn’t bad. Whenever I think I person looks objectively good, my mind races with thoughts of “you’re probably gay” or “is that ok?!” And so on and so on. This is from constant programming that a lot of fundamentalists push, which is the idea of being comfortable in your sexuality and orientation and having desires is unnatural and evil. It’s not! I believe that God created sex to be a beautiful and wonderful part of life that people share, and should be practiced the way he intended it to be: in marriage or in loving committed relationships. Being happy being chaste and “pure” really comes with the understanding that sex isn’t bad and recognizing that it’s your choice to stay that way, no strings attached and not allowing the fear of it control your life.
    If framed badly however, then you’ll spiral into overthinking and self-deprecation for having natural developmental feelings and desires (unless you’re asexual or not attracted to people like that), and even may turn into the people mentioned in the video.

    • @TheRach11
      @TheRach11 Před 23 dny +13

      Try being raised pentecostal as a bisexual woman 😂😂

    • @nm8247
      @nm8247 Před 23 dny +2

      If your religious sex should only be in marriage not marriage and loving relationship

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Před 23 dny +58

      Plus, premarital sex isn't the only thing in the world we should be worried about. There are plenty of other things we can think about and spend our time and effort on. These people are acting like if you engage in the act that you are a horrible sinner and if you don't you are perfect and godly. Obsessing over sex and obsessing over NOT having sex are both unhealthy.

    • @PaperLoser-gv4wb
      @PaperLoser-gv4wb Před 23 dny +35

      @@sunnyandthechloTHIS. Sex is another part of life and sure it’s important for some but focusing on other important issues or topics is what matters. Demonizing something that
      is normal gets you nowhere

    • @charliecheadle9154
      @charliecheadle9154 Před 22 dny +4

      @@sunnyandthechlo THIS->> 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @little_cat6
    @little_cat6 Před 20 dny +48

    0:02 shes so pretty =D

  • @gacha_xxtuber2218
    @gacha_xxtuber2218 Před 22 dny +18

    10:54 SOCIETY IS S*XUALIZING MY BEETLEJUICE SOUNDTRACK?!?!??

    • @uhhlars
      @uhhlars Před 15 dny +1

      they're sexualizing the happy birthday song?? 💔💔💔 /lh

    • @macdeus2601
      @macdeus2601 Před 15 dny

      Society? Or just Lauren Bobert?

  • @ninethirtynine
    @ninethirtynine Před 23 dny +128

    imagine a dnd class or something that gains magic from sexual repression

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 Před 23 dny +4

      Probably a half demon😈

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 Před 23 dny +11

      Could be a Paladin's oath too 😭

    • @anoddballintheworld
      @anoddballintheworld Před 23 dny +8

      @@salviarifdah2730Oath of Semen Retention? Or it could also be a monk of “the Way of the Seed”.

    • @prunusserrulata7686
      @prunusserrulata7686 Před 22 dny +1

      Monk?

    • @vg1384
      @vg1384 Před 19 dny

      Dungeons and Daddies Season 2 had a weapon that exponentially gained strength if the weilder hadn't masturbated. They would roll to see if they hadn't 😂

  • @mystoxxiide9043
    @mystoxxiide9043 Před 23 dny +158

    the superiority complexes go crazy with this one. these are the kind of guys who probably cry about "christians being constantly oppressed" when people just don't like them because they make people feel like shit and tell them they're going to hell.

  • @rdz.c
    @rdz.c Před 22 dny +12

    “Bro has a low tapered fade; he knows about Christianity. He just wants to get to his class.” 12:48 LMFAOOOOO

  • @thistheywrote
    @thistheywrote Před 22 dny +9

    this whole video is wild, but that one account using a gif of VINCE MCMAHON with one of their inspirational quotes is one of the most absurd things I've seen in a while. dude is in a lawsuit right now over sexual harassment and assault! 🤦🏻
    great video as always, cooper. 💙

  • @Monica72215
    @Monica72215 Před 23 dny +372

    The title caught me off guard so hard .

    • @Seeker0fTruth
      @Seeker0fTruth Před 23 dny

      So….what, now….? So….hard….was it? Ugh I can’t with the Freudian 🍆 slippage 😭

  • @moyo6606
    @moyo6606 Před 23 dny +81

    I dont want these men within 50 miles of me. I feel unsafe.

  • @lzeroZ3
    @lzeroZ3 Před 23 dny +18

    YOUR GF IS SO PRETTY YALL ARE SO CUTE

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Před 21 dnem +7

    13:00 that guy is being so polite just waiting for him to stop talking.

  • @jasper8293
    @jasper8293 Před 23 dny +122

    If anyone is genuinely struggling with porn addiction, videos like this would just make it worse too. Adding MORE shame around an addiction is like. The opposite of helpful, lmao

    • @corbanekarel3692
      @corbanekarel3692 Před 19 dny

      There's literally studies saying men who think they're addicted to pornography have more mental illness symptoms than men who watch more porn than them. You're onto something.

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Před 17 dny +4

      fyi multiple studies proposes porn addiction isn't even a thing

    • @Glyph765
      @Glyph765 Před 15 dny

      @@confusedjello7292 bruh

    • @Toughmobilesprout
      @Toughmobilesprout Před 11 dny

      @@confusedjello7292FYI porn addiction is definitely a thing

    • @ninny_alt
      @ninny_alt Před 5 dny +1

      true, as much as i am anti-porn as well due to the terrible things that go on behind the porn industry like trafficking etc, the guys in those videos are so close to getting to the point and then take the biggest U turn..

  • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
    @MonolithicCyanTsunami Před 23 dny +109

    I always love watching coopers concerned, disgusted, disappointed, mildly amused expressions every time he shares this kind of stuff with us lmfao

  • @LucyHabecker-kn2fm
    @LucyHabecker-kn2fm Před 12 dny +3

    The very beginning was so cute 💗💗, he and his girlfriend are literally so sweet together

  • @LonelyDuck69
    @LonelyDuck69 Před 20 dny +4

    As an asexual not watching those type of videos is so easy

  • @birchbarks550
    @birchbarks550 Před 23 dny +151

    Dude im drunk out of my mind rn and tehy way oyu stared at the camera with HUGE open eyes scared me so bad lmfaoooo

    • @Ytdeletesallmycomments
      @Ytdeletesallmycomments Před 23 dny +9

      Cheers!
      Take some charcoal, no hangover tomorrow.
      😂😂

    • @PaperLoser-gv4wb
      @PaperLoser-gv4wb Před 23 dny +3

      @@Ytdeletesallmycommentscharcoal? Do explain

    • @whatamidoingwithmylife4722
      @whatamidoingwithmylife4722 Před 22 dny

      @@PaperLoser-gv4wbalcohol is a toxin! Activated Charcoal can flush toxins from the system (this sounds pseudoscientific I promise it’s not it’s very very proven lmao) and can have help with alcohol digestion.

    • @timewarpblackhole
      @timewarpblackhole Před 22 dny +9

      how are you doing this morning mate? drink some water haha

    • @catboymikey
      @catboymikey Před 18 dny

      LOL same

  • @domeatown
    @domeatown Před 23 dny +129

    This is what baffled me growing up evangelical. Normal people are sort of interested in sex. They are so interested in purity that it accidentally a 24/7 obsession with sexuality. It is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than a normal human. It never clicked with me, because the spoken message was the opposite of the implied one. And it was just so crazy how abnormal it was compared to an ordinary individual. And not even an asexual one, neither. If regular folks think of it a few times a day, these folks never dont think of it. Its pineapples and bananas.
    Normal people are more sexual and less sex obsessed and it's crazy how big the difference is.

    • @ilovechunkycats3884
      @ilovechunkycats3884 Před 23 dny +7

      It's really funny how that's kind of reverse psychology

    • @domeatown
      @domeatown Před 23 dny +21

      @@ilovechunkycats3884 I know. And in addition to that... Most people in a dry spell are like "life is less fun, but it'll be okay." And people like this cannot have a dry spell without completely altering their lives. It's like an addiction.

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v Před 23 dny +1

      Porn makes you sex obsessed not sexual

    • @ash_g8st944
      @ash_g8st944 Před 21 dnem

      ⁠@@user-lt1jd1ye3v if porn makes you sex obsessed you should stop watching it if not it’s ok imo

    • @aquaaria3489
      @aquaaria3489 Před 20 dny +6

      @@user-lt1jd1ye3v And that’s the thing, op didn’t even mention porn 💀💀💀

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 Před 23 dny +7

    SHE'S SO PRETTY🥰 Thank you for blessing the intro Sophie💖💖

  • @catt816
    @catt816 Před dnem +1

    If the only thing stopping you from committing multiple crimes is an old crappy book threatening you with eternity of suffering, you shouldn't be anywhere except jail.

  • @fishfishbish
    @fishfishbish Před 23 dny +156

    yh so these people are probably why i adamantly refuse to turn to christianity, even though each religion has good and bad people

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 Před 23 dny +20

      Totally. I wouldn't judge a religion by the followers tho, but the teacher

    • @PaperLoser-gv4wb
      @PaperLoser-gv4wb Před 23 dny +5

      @@kailanerman5090definitely. It really depends on who’s teaching these people in this way, it’s not ok at all

    • @tarkelson2457
      @tarkelson2457 Před 23 dny +10

      dont turn to any religion, theyre crutches to make excuses for your life

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 Před 23 dny +3

      @@PaperLoser-gv4wb I was more referring to the teacher being Jesus. A pastor can and will fail you. A pear (even a good friend) will fail you. Jesus teachings won't

    • @PaperLoser-gv4wb
      @PaperLoser-gv4wb Před 23 dny +17

      @@tarkelson2457 I think any religion can be a very healthy and beautiful thing, it’s just that people tend to twist and manipulate the words people look to trust, but that’s good you’ve figured that religion is just not for you

  • @mynameISsky
    @mynameISsky Před 23 dny +55

    It's only a matter of time until that dude starts singing the Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred".....

  • @stinkykitten1598
    @stinkykitten1598 Před 23 dny +7

    Literally didn’t expect a filmcooper vid on my birthday!

  • @MidaGames_
    @MidaGames_ Před 7 dny +4

    "Imagine sleeping with her"
    "Nah bro, imagine starting a family with her"
    They do realize in order to start a family, you need to sleep with her? Lmao

  • @mizzzlicia1832
    @mizzzlicia1832 Před 23 dny +59

    60% of men with Ashley Maddison accounts enjoy their content. Sexual repression is a wild one

  • @imdoingfine_
    @imdoingfine_ Před 23 dny +44

    Dudeee- I love this video! I’m a younger Christian girl and whenever I see videos like those it makes me want to crawl into a hole and cry- I love your videos so much and I’ve watched so many of them!

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 7 dny

      Same! But does it make me a bad person if I keep “relapsing” it made me feel like crap when he laughed at the part that said God would still love you

  • @Beez.z
    @Beez.z Před 21 dnem +13

    Im a pastor's kid. Grew up vvvvv Christian, still have my faith. My parents (the pastors) absolutely are AGAINST these kind of people (theres a woman equivalent to it as well)😭 most Christians dont claim them and we are sorry, glad we're all dealing with the cringe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Stella-wb9uf
    @Stella-wb9uf Před 15 dny +1

    “Is it Jesus or jesus’es”
    “…😃love you muah”
    I love her omfg

  • @CarnalIntentions
    @CarnalIntentions Před 23 dny +37

    WE'RE GOING INTO CLOSETED GAY DENIAL WITH THIS ONE CHAT 🗣‼️‼️‼️

    • @uhhlars
      @uhhlars Před 15 dny +2

      GOINF BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD CHAT!!!!!!!!! 🔥🗣️‼️

  • @Redhotchillipeppers7
    @Redhotchillipeppers7 Před 23 dny +220

    As a Christian I promise we aren’t like this… like what are they doing 😭

    • @achankiir1263
      @achankiir1263 Před 23 dny +43

      *aren’t ALL like this but definitely a lot of y’all are definitely exactly like this and worse

    • @Redhotchillipeppers7
      @Redhotchillipeppers7 Před 23 dny +26

      @@achankiir1263 No because I don’t think those people are genuinely even trying to be Christians, they just like making creepy videos girl but I get what your saying 😭

    • @Wallflowerz3356
      @Wallflowerz3356 Před 23 dny +8

      Thanks 4 reminding me ppl like U exist. U seem chill and sometimes I get so fed up with these ppl who use religion as a reason to hate people. This is all religions.., but people like U give me hope.

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 Před 23 dny +9

      I am a muslim girlie and I believe you 😭💙

    • @Redhotchillipeppers7
      @Redhotchillipeppers7 Před 23 dny +4

      @@Wallflowerz3356 thank you so much!! And yea ofc I think so many people who claim to be Christians spread hate to people who they think are sinning, instead of showing that they care and accept them as they are. I’m glad I could bring some hope 🙏💕

  • @flwrs4lwt
    @flwrs4lwt Před 23 dny +7

    “don’t touch your pee pee” said in the voice of that skeleton in adventure time that says “don’t drink the water”

  • @R3alzWorld
    @R3alzWorld Před 22 dny

    I’ve never agreed with someone more than all ur videos it’s like im watching what my brain would think or say and its just so good to know that there are people out there that are still not crazy because i am surrounded by psychos

  • @deadpanemma1089
    @deadpanemma1089 Před 23 dny +31

    8:48 “I can tell you exactly why in three words I. WANTED. TO.” 💀💀💀

  • @Thatgirlclev
    @Thatgirlclev Před 23 dny +41

    Just got here and there's already s3x bots. Must've been attracted to the title 😭

  • @-ykyk-1665
    @-ykyk-1665 Před 23 dny +10

    Watching this from Newfoundland

  • @Crazycatty08
    @Crazycatty08 Před 23 dny

    You are such a soothing content creator. You have the most amazing and welcoming energy and I love love LOVE watching you🩷🩷🩷🩷💖

  • @dinaboop
    @dinaboop Před 23 dny +28

    My trigger is men with soul patches or oversized biceps. Never met one who isn't obsessed with corn...and himself.

    • @Reny-Fox
      @Reny-Fox Před 13 dny

      I love corn, on the cob haha.

  • @Whatisthisgremlin
    @Whatisthisgremlin Před 23 dny +85

    The title caught me off guard so hard 😂

  • @ella_lifts
    @ella_lifts Před 12 dny +1

    “i’m a christian…let’s have an in depth conversations about SMEX”

  • @Kaedekazuha
    @Kaedekazuha Před 20 dny +3

    There's NO WAY cooper just promoted the RIZZ APP😭😭😭⁉️

  • @DQK_DQK
    @DQK_DQK Před 23 dny +33

    Dude i was so confused when i saw the thumbnail, thinking it was one of The Click's videos 😭 either way GUYS GUYS LOOK COOPER UPLOADED AGAIN YAY

  • @teaganb215
    @teaganb215 Před 23 dny +21

    Literally saw the title and went ‘ wdym by that 🤨’

  • @jackovjacko3170
    @jackovjacko3170 Před 23 dny +5

    Ngl the guy on the right in the thumbnail got me laughing. I don’t know why it was so funny to me but him just standing there in a mask with the caption is so hard to take seriously.

  • @Sinny_Vinny
    @Sinny_Vinny Před 22 dny

    I just thought of your channel after like 3 months and I love the channel a lot

  • @imamf_stargirl
    @imamf_stargirl Před 23 dny +25

    "They werent fapping guys" true alpha men

  • @xo.baugette
    @xo.baugette Před 23 dny +35

    a real christian would know that there is no coitus before wedlock 😖🖤/j

    • @JakesClosetedMonster
      @JakesClosetedMonster Před 23 dny +20

      COITUS 😭

    • @xo.baugette
      @xo.baugette Před 23 dny +18

      @@JakesClosetedMonstersee you’re not a real christian alpha 😡😡/j

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote Před 23 dny +4

      ​@@JakesClosetedMonster bazinga

    • @JakesClosetedMonster
      @JakesClosetedMonster Před 23 dny +4

      @@xo.baugette I apologize 😔😔😔😔😔🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @xo.baugette
      @xo.baugette Před 23 dny +7

      @@JakesClosetedMonster nope… your damage is done… don’t tell me your part of this abclgqhigus+ squad 😤😤😤😤

  • @gloriajewelart
    @gloriajewelart Před 23 dny +1

    LOVE THE NEW BACKGROUND

  • @sublimemaddie
    @sublimemaddie Před 23 dny +3

    Cooper simply uttering the words "iFunny in 2016" brings me back to the damn dark ages

  • @pogo_lemon
    @pogo_lemon Před 23 dny +20

    cooper and sophia are so cute together 😭

  • @carsonmackenzie7404
    @carsonmackenzie7404 Před 23 dny +20

    I just got home from work and this is exactly the channel I was hoping would have a video for me.

  • @1errorlater
    @1errorlater Před 22 dny +8

    2:07 staring into the *deepest depths of my soul*

  • @OctoJuice
    @OctoJuice Před 15 dny +5

    0:37
    Alexander Hamilton wrote zesty letters to John Lawrence. His point is immediately proven wrong.

  • @SonofLimos
    @SonofLimos Před 23 dny +13

    BOOYAH NEW FILM COOPER UPLOAD

  • @Simplyshreena23421
    @Simplyshreena23421 Před 23 dny +8

    Nah the opening was so cute ✨✨ u 2 are so cute for each other

  • @lmnk2798
    @lmnk2798 Před 23 dny +4

    Bro you and your girlfriend are so f adorable. I literally can't stop smiling every time i see you two together.

  • @TH-dy8tt
    @TH-dy8tt Před 19 dny +2

    clicked because of the title and thumbnail. i knew this was gonna be insaneee

  • @Smallishlover
    @Smallishlover Před 23 dny +21

    I loveee being Christian, it’s a beautiful religion, the men scare me a lil bit tho. Hence the reason I’m lesbian, lol.

    • @rainbow_soda
      @rainbow_soda Před 19 dny +1

      Wow, that's cool! :D
      I'm a religious lesbian too, but I'm a Buddhist instead :)

    • @uhhlars
      @uhhlars Před 15 dny +1

      RELATABLE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥 but i'm sapphic n genderfluid :3

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 7 dny

      Same I’m Christian 💕 God loves you so much!!! But he does say that being gay is a sin. No I’m not saying you’ll go to hell all I’m saying is you should repent and God loves you

    • @Smallishlover
      @Smallishlover Před 6 dny

      @@babygirafffe he will forgive me for my sins, he’ll accept me with open arms as his child lesbian or not

    • @babygirafffe
      @babygirafffe Před 6 dny

      @@Smallishlover true but you could have a closer relationship with him on earth if you repent

  • @13realmusic
    @13realmusic Před 23 dny +6

    The title plus the opening, lol! Your girlfriend is so pretty and supportive love that for you!

  • @monkeetoe1657
    @monkeetoe1657 Před 8 dny

    Ty for shouting out non-weird Christians like oml

  • @katelynbrown98
    @katelynbrown98 Před 23 dny +8

    1:36 David had like 10 wives, and so did Solomn

  • @meowspace..
    @meowspace.. Před 23 dny +32

    Dang cooper 0 views n 19 seconds? Fell off fr..

  • @user-rb5xr2tc1u
    @user-rb5xr2tc1u Před 23 dny +44

    “Wake up babe Cooper posted”

  • @moltenizedgaming4231
    @moltenizedgaming4231 Před 21 dnem

    this video is actually fire bro. keep it up

  • @nutellanebula
    @nutellanebula Před 22 dny

    This is the most hilarious thumbnail I've seen in a while and I've been watching CZcams forever 😂😂😂😂😂😂