MSSP - Catching Your Family In An AWKWARD Moment
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- čas přidán 18. 08. 2023
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 67 73 160 52 17
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When your dad refuses to hug you but forces you to bring him the ringing phone while he’s laying a log
That’s his love language
That's weird.
Boomerisms
I had a rich friend, and they had big office style multi-line phones mounted next to all the toilets in their house, and in the office of their factory. Hilarious.
I'm looking at your face, you don't understand the importance a phonecall used to hold
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt
Lmaoooo no seriously
So fucking true😂
I ordered a fleshlight when I was 17, used it once and was so full of shame I just threw it away in the bathroom trash and before I could take the trash out my mom had emptied the trash. She never said anything or brought it up but I died inside thinking about her having to throw it out.
She was probably proud of your dramatic act of rejection. "Mm hm, aint no boy of mine gonna be busting into no plastic puss."
Me at 37 just learning about shower slugs
🐌 🚿
dude fr!! and I was just thinking about how I would never wear flip flops in freshman dorm showers. definitely stepped in diluted nut that whole year.
@@adi96adibro who nuts in the locker room that’s a sick mf
@@detpistons4l401 you need me to tell you freshmen are nasty bro 🤣
Also 37 and also learning about slugs
no one hugged like my old man. the ultimate squeeze. miss you dude.
Hail Peepop full of Grace, hallowed be the ma'fuckin Dawgs.
Shower slugs is hilarious
I felt physically ill when I heard that
It’s not hilarious it’s real and a threat
@@dongverminedudes family got crossed by some shower slugs
Gotta wear some sperm surfers
up there with sinful correspondence.
If I see that specific image of Shane, I click.
The divorce definitely helped me enjoy some Linkin Park
Dawg I'm upset I'm the only like on this
@@tylerkozak8775maybe because Matt sang papa roach not lp
He hath risen.
Amen 🙏
Amen
Imagine stumbling across a thicc D1 athlete stuck in a washing machine
I’m catching a case
This is the essence of Gay Shane
God damn dude
What time did he say that?! Lmao
@@jonstark7106Sandusky
Matt is the coolest dawg alive
I fucking hated having a hot mom as a kid lmao the lust in their eyes enraged me
You made all our childhoods better bro, thank you for your sacrifice
@@the0nlytrueprophet942 a sacrifice I was unwilling to make, but a sacrifice I made nevertheless.
Hows your mom doing
tell ur mom to hit my line thx 😈😈
Pics?
Paper towels > tissue paper
Your pillow case > Bath towel > paper towels
@@YurrWhat Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Al-foil >>>>> everything
on the walls and floor >>>>
Nothing gayer than hugging your own father
Correction:
Nothing's gayer than asking for/inviting a hug from your father
I only hug other people's fathers
@@michaelcole8999 damn b you speak the truth
@@Arookitoni only fuck em hugging feels gay
Dawg I'm so straight I don't even talk to my father
Blessed is the day Peepop posts a new clip and I can continue procrastinating!
I lived with a guy who grew up openly discussing his sex life with his single mother. And quite frequently I’d walk in from work, and he’d be describing the details of his sexual problems and relationship dysfunctions to his mom over speakerphone, and I’m still processing how weirded out I am over it. I am from a family that probably hasn’t even uttered the word sex to each other.
Co worker - “Mom nothings working in the bedroom”
Mom - “Have you tried the shocker? After your father did it to me the first time, I knew I had to lock him down. I made sure to double down too, forget having only 1 kid I needed him to plant at least two into me”
I'm sure that suppression has done zero harm to you
@@dennismetzger9287 sexual “suppression” as you call it worked pretty well for all of human history and post sexual revolution societies morals and function are at an all time low. So pretty sure that shits damaging
@@awesomebeast7509 no way this is real.
You're supposed to talk about those things with your parents to help you understand issues you face without having to go to alternative sources. Just sounds like you were suppressed.
Being afraid to hug your dad, but choosing to kiss your mom is just a level of bizarre I can't comprehend
12:55 Origin story of the Downs r Dogs bit, legendary
This is like a men version of girl talk.
Getting socks and undies for Christmas every year is starting to make sense now...
When I was a young warthog 😂
Praise be brothers, a sermon on my birthday. Today is good
The tissue does stick to you if you touch the sticky part. Shane definitely got sticky tisshy a couple times
Depends on the quality of the tish. Phil seems like he would have bought good tish for the gillis household.
@@vicdematos8329phil aint doing the shopping
a good thick tish never sticks
I knew a hooker in Chicago named Tishy. She used to post up at the gas station near my school and say stuff like "For 40 dolla's you can make Tishy all squishy" 🤮
Kitchen roll absorbs better I don’t have that problem
In the name of The Shaman, The Bull, and The Holy Beezer...Gaymen
mccusker 'watch this' -planter pot through a stained glass window-
14:09 dude my gf's family is open about that shit it makes me so fucking uncomfortable i thought i was weird feeling that way till shane spoke about that, like theres been a few times where her dad has told us "get out of here go sit in the other room and enjoy yourselves" and every time i get head but its just weird knowing that he knows wtf is going on in the room like keep telling me that and ill knock your daughter up :O
Jesus lol yeah that's insane to me.
It's called "Red Flag." Get the hell away from that family.
@@coolyungdruBig time. Get the fuck away now.
I'm wheezingggg 😂😂 those poor mom's
I did like linkin park and evanescence and my parents were indeed divorced
so they ain't lyin
Matt saying crumb'ing into a tissue is gay is another hilarious non-sequitur.
But it's not gay to nut in your clothes and wear it.
Peepop delivers yet again!
Praise he thy dawgs
Futures gonna be crazy some kids gonna get caught on VR think his life is over and kills his parents
Years ago my ex got her 12 year old cousin one of those "VR" headsets that your phone slides in to for Christmas. I said you know what he's going to do with that right? I bet he gets caught within a year.
She just had a look of bewilderment
Hilarious
Happy Saturday to my beloved boys in the pound love the DWAGS
One luv bro✊. Btw team young bull or team shamon??!
@@torchtube5621 I gotta say me and the dark artist inhabit some of the wavelengths the young bulls simply don’t understand
26:20 Mat being so stoned he tried to put on sweat pants straight out of the shower got me good. *HRRRRNK* 🤣
Peepop, the one true light and savior of the dawgs 🙏
I think Matt is a podcast comedy god. I didn't think his special was bad, but I didn't... love it... And I think a special is just a really difficult thing to hone. I suspect he'd be better with a single puff or drink in him in a small club. Anyway, I think comedic contributions on podcasts (conversational comedy) should be just as respected as stand up comedy. That's my lesson
The only specials I've ever laughed at as hard as I do at podcasts are Louis, and Chapelle and katt when I was a kid
@@mkhex87 Specials have lost their luster for me in recent years for some reason. I’ve laughed harder at these guys just talking than I have at any special in many years
@@jarnold1789 same, for me it's because it's over-produced. It's like watching porn vs some chick you find cute randomly sending you a nude.
Agreed. I used to love stand-up as a kid til college. Shane's specials were great, but I consistently laugh the most with these two.
Same here,I thought Shane’s new special was pretty meh and didn’t really make me laugh all that much but I’ve legit had to leave rooms because the pod makes me laugh so hard sometimes.
“usually guys just rip tickets, get stoked on yourself” 🤣
i was so disturbed yet so surprised i wasn’t alone 🤣
Our Dawgs, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Make that snizz come, and cidee be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
4:32 "true that" lol
The Wild Wild West
😂😂he said she got a warm sock😂😂😂
I love how this one just ends with “I’ve been farting a lot lately”
Blessed be thy Dawgs
Honestly, it's shocking how much tech companies developing batteries that fit in our phones and are easy to charge has changed the fleshlight game. They're like all motorized and rechargable now once you get past the $30 range 😅
Much love peepop
"you only like Linkin Park because your parents are divorced" I DIED
I have two boys and I’m not looking forward to this fucking apocalypse lmao
465 days of explaining that the Shaman is the wildest bull…..
Dude fuck this watch this "glass getting busted in the background" 😂 20:55
The way I see it, not being able to hug your dad is weird. Love you popsicle, you’re the best dad ever!!
your dads gay
Gay
We gotta talk turkey
🦃 gotta
Cut My Life Into Pieces is not a Linkin Park song lol.
Technically that’s not anybody’s song, as that isn’t the name of the song… but whatever, I think he just calls all rock music linkin park
Cut my life into pizza!
This is plastic fork!
Papa roach
@@Thepoweoftheriffcompelsmehe is saying the band singing it is linkin park. Which it isnt its papa roach
@@chancebrown98 yes, I’m fully aware of this. I was replying to the original comment getting the name of the song wrong, and the guy in the video calling everything rock related linkin park.
I was born in ‘87, I was the target market for these bands/songs when they first came out. If your names anything to go by I’m guessing you were about 3 at the time. (If the 98 in your name is just a random number you can disregard the last sentence)
Ya gotta double tish dude.
Adidas Moves
(Divorced parents in preschool) My dad wasn't awake to take me to school and when It was late af I told my dad and he just screamed, you can't take a cab?! I blamed myself for it till I let my family know.
I think farting and pooping is good for your colon lol
Adidas Moves is still great!
Hey Matt that was Papa Roach not Linkin Park....
McCuskaroo
20:24 matt quotes papa roach then says he created 1 more linkin park fan... Cmon dude
I think he might have been referencing the divorced parent thing but idk
Shanes mommy still does my laundry
"I push out farts all day"
Stifflers mom would get it dude
wow!
Camo crocs rule
You ever finger a geezer? I nearly shot coffee out of my nose!
dude my dad is the most wholesome christian dad in the world *STILL MARRIED* for 43 years and I have vivid memories of him watching the music videos of evanescence and linkin park on VH1
absolutely loves divorced dad rock and he's married
Divorced dad rock is like Boston and The Who and stuff. Linkin Park and the like is firmly “children of divorce” music. Dope that your dad likes it though
If you only do it in the shower before you actually wash yourself theres no shower slugs. Soap makes it slippery again and it wont stick. Just water makes it sticky as fuck though. Bad design, God.
That's dawg science
Dad's that don't hug their sons are secretly gay usually 😂
🅿️EE🅿️🅾️🅿️
🫛🥤
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I call bullshit that tissues dont stick. Maybe a paper towel. Bahah reminds me, when we were growing up, no net porn, we would constantly walk in the living room in the middle of the night to find dad watching squiggies with a paper towel next to him on the couch smh.
Jesus Christ haha after the first time you’d think he would have stopped.
@@patrickmccutcheon8860 maybe if the porn wasnt limited to that room lol but back then your habits revolved around where ever a tv was.
Not until later in life 😮
😔
Hahahahahahhaa
Whys matt kissin beezers geezers
7:59
This was my favorite too
“You only Linkin Park because your parents are divorced.”
“That’s so fucked up to say.”
*Numb by Linkin Park*
Dude you make the greatest thumbnails to ever exist
#ShowerSlugs
9:10 you’re very European 😂😂😂
I thought that was normal Lmao, I’m Mexican and that’s a pretty common greeting amongst family and friends 😂
Man Matt does seem like the worst person.
Hey that's what happens when you dabble in communism
Who’s the blonde girl in the thumbnail?
Cum
That's what I'm talking about
@@yesman9792What’s your favorite New Vegas ending?
Why is every mssp orientated channel so obsessed with that one specific pic of shane?
BECAUSE LOOK AT IT.
He looks like Kyle Rittenhouse in this pic
Donimoes!
The dark part is they are already using vr ai porn for kiddie porn
Facts. Perverts always lead the way.
That conversation has been around since the 1st sex doll & no one wants to talk about it...hmm i wonder why?
Dylan on the Derelicts Podcast got caught by his probation officer jacking it with a oculus VR headset on . @derelictspodcast