"No One F***s With A Biden" | Buttigieg Claps Back At MTG
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- President Biden unleashed some spicy talk while touring hurricane-scarred Fort Myers with the city's mayor, and Sec. Pete Buttigieg went on Fox News to clarify that he doesn't measure his manhood by the kind of car he drives. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up" !
If military recruits have to take an entrance exam and extensive background checks....
Certainly politicians should undergo some kind of cognitive evaluation before they can even be considered for public office!
Absolutely 💯 percent needed
At least have them read and comprehend the Constitution before they swear to protect it...
I still don't know why the first thing Biden didn't do as President was sign an executive order making it a rule that everyone running for Federal office must release their tax returns for the past 10 years. I also strongly believe they should have to pass the Citizenship test we give immigrates since Republicans are always saying people born elsewhere should pass it just to live here. How about passing it if you want a government job?
Also all candidates must agree to attend debates for both the primaries and the national elections. They should also show they can follow rules by not just talking over the other person. Some of these debates should have a group of fact checkers working in real time AND calling candidates out BS answers. We should see for ourselves first hand how someone who we are giving a job that could involve sending young men and women to give their life for our safety and freedoms how they react to having the things they are saying be challenged as anywhere from misleading to outright wrong when appropriate! If someone is incapable of admitting they were incorrect about a subject after some review, don't you think the public should see for themselves?
If you think about these new rules to be excessive, ask youself why! We expect the same behavior from school children so claiming it would be unfair to any particular candidate says a lot about that candidate!
Also, never forget these people are trying to get a high paying ($180 Thousand a year and up government job with insanely good benefits, paid by the people of the United States tax dollars! I along with most Americans go through worse just trying to rent a house.
Good point!
Congress should be drug tested randomly every month or they can not receive campaign contributions. If they fail, put them in timeout for 30 days, no phone, no computer, no prostitutes, house arrest.
Like my prof said when he got asked why he drove such an old vehicle and not something more classy and expensive - "a vehichle does not give me status, I give status to a vehicle".
Love it! What does he teach?
@@LiyemEanapay He has passed on already. He was a Pulmonologist.
Love that!
"Cursed doll fashioned from silly putty and hate." Perfect. Awesome description of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Stellar monologue. "..neck with side order of head" absolutely did me in.. hilarious!
OMG. “Cursed doll fashioned from Silly Putty and hate” is my favorites description of MTG ever! Thank you! 🇺🇸
spawn of Chuckie.
Yea I involuntarily spat my coffee on my keyboard when I heard that. Priceless.
How about stupid C***.
Rhymes with bunt.
PERFECT! 😄
close to JohnOlivers "a clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy" for the Orange D
Why kiss your ass goodbye when you can have somebody else do it. What a great punchline.
Stephen actually started singing in the right key before hearing the piano. 👏
I almost spit out my tea when the image of NG and his puckered sphincter popped up! LOL
Stephen, as a Florida resident, I agree with everything you always say about this state. It is what it is!
What does it mean when a hurricane makes landfall on Florida?
Mother Nature is giving 'Murica's Penis a very wet blowjob!
MTG refuses to drive any vehicle unless it has a pair of truck nuts on it.
It or her?
Reminds me of that country song about mtg with truck testes I need to write “Three Nuts In A Truck”
@@Tonyhouse1168 ok, tony...waiting patiently...good luck
@@howler6490 I started on it, realized I’d be thinking about Her Royal Awfulness for longer than three minutes, tore up the sheet I was writing on, burned the house down on top of it just to be safe
She used PAC money to buy a huge SUV for herself. Just a perk for the position. Leasing a "company" ride wasn't big boy enough for her.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Nature's dipstick
Lolololololo😂😂😂😂
I hope her divorce goes well for her husband.
She's NOT the dipSTICK...but you know where the dipstick goes ??
@@fredurbasek5653 How he lasted that long is the question the man needs a medal of honor.
Dipstick is too kind
The authentic off camera chuckles are hitting in tune with my own. Blessings to the band. That MTG joke! 🤣🤣🤣
The most important part of Sec. Pete's response to MTG's attack, besides being on Fox News, is how NOT "clap back" it was. He's able to both cut the legs out from under her argument whilst also being professional and downright pleasant to a degree that has seemingly even won over some Fox News hosts. THAT is the important part. And it's something we need more of. Sec. Pete should get a higher title in 2024--we need exactly what he's able to do.
Maybe run for president.
Isn’t Sec Pete the head of transport, which has been a disaster the last two years?
@@bmac3452 Let's break that question down a bit. To start with I'm going to assume you aren't pointing to some major decision made by the Department of Transportation as causing the recent supply chain issues. So your issue, correct me if I'm wrong, is that the Department hasn't resolved those issues. (If instead your "disaster" is referencing something else let me know.) Unless you are for deep government intervention/interference into business it is difficult for this Department to directly affect supply chain.
This isn't an issue where some burdensome regulation is stymying the flow of products. The problems we see currently are the result of a massive external crisis in the form of the initial pandemic crossed exacerbated by efficiency efforts within companies' processes over the past, say, 20 years at least. I could get way over my head and above my pay grade trying to hypothesize in detail for any given company, but generally speaking there have been efforts for decades to move towards "lean" production where to save money you don't over purchase/stockpile goods and only bring in what you need for the immediate future. This has worked great to minimize cost but as of the pandemic and key sources grinding to a halt it caused cascading shortages at each step in every manufacturing process. The result of which is still echoing today.
I'm not sure what lever Dept. of Transportation could pull to resolve that short of just riding it out until each step in the process has their production back up and running. But I am sure at least that the Dept. didn't pull some (metaphorical) lever which either caused or made worse our current situation. I mean this honestly, not as an attack, but if you have thoughts on something Dept. of Transportation has messed up I'd love to hear what that may be.
@@oneopinion6806 I’m a supply chain manager, so I understand the above, and agree! Lean as a global principle had the world on a knife’s edge.
Dept of Transport not responsible for that. What I’m referring specifically to is the airline chaos, which they do have the ability to sort. Mass cancellations at the last minute have become the norm, and then the airlines offer credit but mostly they’re blaming weather to avoid any accomodation or meals you’re owed for being stuck last minute! It’s a meltdown, they are filling their seats and lining their pockets - that’s where the Dept of Transport should be stepping in but nothing has changed. So I see that as a bit of a disaster.
But what are the good things he’s done?
This isn’t an attack fyi, genuinely interested what mayor Pete has accomplished in his role as I may be getting biased sources.
@@bmac3452 I suppose the FAA could go harder after airline companies for not handling their staffing issues to an extent necessary to avoid flight cancellations. There might be additional reasons for airline issues, but that particular one seems to not be unique as there are staffing issues in many industries right now.
Frankly my advocacy of Sec. Pete isn't based on some Dept. of Transportation win. Top leadership in any entity has less to do with the successes and failures than they do setting tone and in politics relating to constituents. Listen, I loved Obama. But I don't think, even for as smart as he seemed to be, that he generated policy himself. But he was able to take it in and relate it back out to the masses.
I like Sec. Pete because of the tone he sets, his not being crypt keeper old, and what seems to be an intellectual focus. My initial comment is to the heart of this--the fact that he can go on Fox News and not get into petty arguments and actually seems to be reaching across the political divide. That's what top level politics needs.
I’ll be so happy the day people like Marjorie Green and Herschel Walker are no longer in the news.
Things always get worse before they get better.
Yeah, me too, but they'll just be replaced by people who are worse. I thought it couldn't get any dumber that MGT and then Hershell popped up. Along with Boebert, Cruz, Tucker, etc. It's a circus of severe disappointment.
I still hope you're happy, though.
I'll be glad when they're NOT in politics at all. Gone, goodbye.
Me, too. But you have to admit they're entertaining.
@@toddboughn5168 the fact that they're entertaining is what gave them the opportunity to get as far as they have in the first place.
I think 'nature's dipstick' is one of the best descriptions of Marjorie Taylor Greene I've ever heard.
She's the blueprint for the karen phenomenon. Straight up crazy.
There ain't nothing natural about that woman. She's self made and not in a good way.
nah, "Hauted Doll" is better. "The Greene Goblin" stays my favorite
@@cliffkilpatrick7430 She's a steroid abuser. It explains why her facial bone structure looks so distorted.
@@chenzen1578 - Marjorie Trailer Greene
Colbert's writers are stinkin' brilliant!!!! He never ceases to make me laugh out loud!!!!
Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to your own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...
#JoeBiden used the F word in a private conversation. #WTF is wrong with that? 😮😅😂. You go Joe!
Deep commitment to Christ like Newt was when he dumped his wife while she was undergoing cancer treatment.. Classy guy
Exactly! Christ-like... Y'know, like how TFG cheated on every Wife, business deal, taxes, and Children's charity!!
I remember that!!
Newt. isn't that the guy who was banging his secretary while he tried to get Clinton fired for banging his secretary?
Yeah, I remember. He walked out on her because he didn't want to take care of a sick person. So he left her for his mistress.
🙃😲
"Doll modeled from silly putty and hate." Excellent!
Agreed
I have never chortled, giggled, cackled, whooped, or snorfled as much at a single video in... well, as long as I can remember. I'm fairly sure the last time must've been a LSwSC video, though. Wow, not only incredible things going on, but such incredibly clever humor as a result of them! Thank you, Stephen & Co. We need the laughter so much right now. 😆😂😁🥰👍🏻💜👌🏼
Shout out to whoever wrote this monologue! Great jokes.
Why kiss your ass goodbye when you can have someone else do it! BEST LINE EVER
Puckered sphincter is a satisfyingly apt nickname for the former Speaker.
Or any other Trumpish Republican.
A perfect description!
so tight,and so right,all
former Speaker, current Sphincter
So retentive...
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! This one was really good!! 😁
Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to your own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...
@@steveng7174 that's what she said!
I am mollified, indeed
@@fearthemagacarta3740 dude, you didn't read or understand what he wrote, did you?
Figures.... 😁
@@fearthemagacarta3740 is that the best come back you have? 🙄
Better enjoy your failed potus while you can, cause come '24 he's done
Another great monologue sir.
When he mentioned Gingrich referencing the "man upstairs", I genuinely didn't know if it was going to be a reference to God or a bit about Trump.
Well...seeing how Trump supporters are they would say what's the difference
me too!
I thought he was going to be talking about Trump. Then again, they might believe Trump IS Jesus Christ once again here on earth. It's discgusting.
@@beez1717 Oh no they absolutely do. They think he's their messiah. I watch some atheist channels and one of them talk about religious zealots talking about trump as if he's their second coming. Fucking disgusting.
Both
"It's not gonna come out" is how he got her 'in trouble' in the first place.
That joke needs more thumbs up. Very funny.
one begs the question, did he pay hush money to other women and forgot to include it in the card for this one?
@@NCXDesigns she kept a copy of the check for $700 he sent her to cover the procedure.
🥁🥁🥁
Congratulations, you win the internet for today!
Separation of Church and State, Newt.
I love our President Biden. He's got moxie!😂😂😂😂😂😂
If moxie means he showered with kids, tripled your prices, put you into a recession and now is selling oil reserves to China while also suffering from dementia and being unable to count? Yeah he's got _moxie_ ..
"I was 12, she was 30" actual quote from Joe Biden.
If you support him you support child grooming, greed and hatred.
There he is Newt stepping in with EXCUSES for Herschel’s short comings and get cannot be held accountable because of his many concussions! 😂😂😂
"This remarkable example of a true Christian is mentally challenged. He deserves to be elected to the Senate." Obviously...
You know, MTG, most people don't look at a big truck with a loud engine and visible exhaust and think "Wow, that is a patriotic, freedom loving MAN! Who's tough as nails and doesn't screw around!", we think "Wow, that guy is VERY insecure about his self-image and is clearly compensating."
you can say "for his tiny pee-pee" in this forum.
Beta!
.... :)
You might think that
But on average the American* loves large trucks, loud exhausts, greasy fatty food, and being obnoxious 😂
So yea, everyone outside the US sees it your way.
But anyone left inside America probably loves the tiny penis trucks
Couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you!
🤏
I'm all for them doing an autopsy to see if HW has CTE
Stephen Colbert is probably one of the sweetest, most wholesome people on the planet!
😁 really
Man, they didn't play the best part of that exchange with Pete which is where he says, "To be honest, there are other members of congress I pay more attention to when I'm thinking about opinions that really matter." Brutal.
We should've had Pete be the prez. Just imagine how awesome the country would be right now.
Brutal, just like the poll numbers for democrats 😆 this is why you always get blindsided by losing elections 😆 because you believe these spin doctor Liers to your face. And then you riot destroying other people's communities when you don't get your way 🤣
"Just spreading his seed." I don't know how anybody defending Herschel Walker could possibly say that a) with a straight face or b) without needing a fifteen minute shower.
At least he never banged his dead brother's wife , and have you heard who joe likes to shower with ?
Gingrich is disgusting! For any man to say any of that word salad that came out of his mouth about Walker… He knows so much better than that.
Its the republicans way, spread your seeds, grab by the 🙀, bash cops with the American flag! Lie, cheat, beg and steal,and make sure you wear a cross , on display around your neck and you too will not have a problem! 🤷♂️
There's an unfortunate amount of people who genuinely believe that a guy sleeping around is "natural" because of some stupid "survival of the horniest" BS. They're also the type that think that a single mom putting her kids before a guy she just happens to be dating is intrinsically evil because they think humans are apparently lions and have to live accordingly (some might go as far as saying to "get rid of' those kids and replacing them with the new guy's own kids).
It's utterly disgusting and only serves to increase the rate that my faith in humanity falls (which has been falling down a bottomless pit for around 15yrs)
It's Newt Gingrich dear. Explains a lot.
Brilliant!!!!!!!
I love that Buttigieg was on Fox News talking about this. So that their audience can see how ridiculous her statement is. Many won’t listen, but some might.
Actually, I was thinking the Faux News audience liked Buttigieg.
@@JulieStJohn-jb4cy think you're right, possibly remember when he was running for pres he had a town hall or forum on Fox and he got a standing ovation at the end, much to the commontater's dismay
Mayor Pete is a beast...love him.
@@tightknotsfishing9334 so do I, it is unfortunate that he is gay, not that I care about it, but homophobes and crazy christians would never vote for him, no matter how wonderful he is. Otherwise he would be a perfect candidate for next election. He ticks all the boxes
Education is something you should look into because you are extremely ignorant
Help is on the way DESPITE Florida's congressional representatives.
Listen Florida, this is Michigan your friend, and in that capacity I just want to say, maybe don't elect those people to represent you again. It just looks embarrassing.
In Florida, and I hear you. We'll be doing our best to change that.
As someone who has voted for some of them in the past I acknowledge my mistake and will do my best to correct it this election.
As a non american 😂,
Goodluck yall.
Its clear your media focuses your attention on inflammatory issues that have no real consequence
Hope yall "rebuild" florida, but perhaps focus on your bigger societal issues. Like how yall treat women as second class citizens and use children for target practice 😂
@@pinnnkyton a foreigner that believes a natural disaster that killed over 100 people and harmed millions "has no real consequence"....
And you wonder why so many Americans don't care about foreigners.
As a Halfie Canadian/American I just want to say Vote, because I can't believe I am still protesting stuff I marched for in my teens
“Cursed doll fashioned from silly putty and hate”
Hahahah.
“Neck with the side order of head “, hilarious 😆 I admire Pete, he’s so intelligent and calming.
I love it when Pete claps back! 😂👏🏻 💙
He is brilliant at it. Actually, he is just brilliant.
@@leadoucet1432 When you have less than 2 brain cells, everyone is "brilliant" apparently xD
It is amazing how Pete Buttigieg burns every single attacker the GOP/ Fox host throws at him...in an intellectual, genuine and gracefully eloquent manner. I don't know the last time I heard such an inspiring politician speak - one who doesn't embarrass America or make me cringe. I am 100% Buttigieg for ...whatever & whenever!
@@leadoucet1432 He's a total tosser and a complete failure in his job. That's what Democrats call "briliant" LOL.
Too bad Marjorie fought unarmed as usual 😋
Whenever I see people like Marjorie Taylor Greene, I’m always reminded of HOF Steelers HC Chuck Noll’s words: “The emptiest barrel makes the most noise”.
Chuck noll was a wise man.
I knew I’d find this Biden bot here 😂
@@Tony-723 shouldnt you be somewhere crying about the election totally being super duper stolen?
@@fonnyjootball512 yea with the Democratic Party in 2016 😎
@@Tony-723 She's not. Weirdly enough, I see her comments pop up in many channels I follow.
Most likely you are the bot and are paid 5 million rubles, or 25¢ a comment to keep you stocked in the name brand sunflower seeds and vodka to keep you from offing yourself in the miserable country you live in.👍
Gingrich. The guy that served his second wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital so he could marry his mistress. Yeah, I'm listening to his opinion.
Love it that the band is playing Lee Morgan's Sidewinder!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine willfully listening to MTG.
I know, right? Willfully, or willingly? I guess both?
She certainly screeches a lot.
Not even her soon to be former husband wants to listen to her.
I don't want to imagine that. I will have nightmares 😳
Why would you wish such horrors upon us?
Florida got messed up, then it got hit by Hurricanes, repeatedly. ☠️
As a born-and-raised Floridian, I still laugh at your FL jokes. 😂
We're right behind you, Pete.
I'm a 70yo woman who can not only drive a stick, I can grab gears better than any man I've met. Even beat my husband street racing.
You go girl !
👵👍 I'm just a bit older. 3 on the tree or 4 on the floor are the only truly satisfying drives! Especially on a very curvy road! One car I drove had to be double-clutched. I'd love to see her try to handle that!
@@rosalie4797 3 on the tree! ❤ my old Fairlane, 289 engine.❤ 3rd gear and wheeee!
@@rosalie4797 no problem. I've owned everything from a 69 Corvette to an old 54 ford. My favorite was my 47 ford built to the hilt. This grandma LOVES a badass car!
@@Mdeaccosta I had one!
I hear Walker speak, and from more or less the first word, I can hear the brain damage. And I wonder why anyone would want someone like that writing laws for them. I mean, if they wanted him to catch some misshapen ball and run 40 or 50 yards, sure... totally qualified. But writing laws? Do people really forget that's what they're electing him to do?
Because they’re not all that bright in the first place?
Well, Herschel would have no idea how to write a law. He'd be in good company with Bobo and Marge who haver never proposed any legislation because they think they were elected to run their mouths.
Apparently!
He won't be writing laws. Why do I say that because they won't let him. However all they want is his vote. Plain and simple!
They don't expect him to write any laws. Look at all the other MAGA doofuses. All they do is stay on social media, make videos of stupid rantings and threats toward Democrats. They do not work. Especially not for their so called constituents.
Steven do you have to hit it out of the park every damn night
Maybe it's just me, but raccoons fighting toddlers sounds absolutely adorable. He made it sound like something you'd see at halftime during a Tennessee Titans game or animated in the style of Bluey.
Raccoon: "Here comes Randy Savage with the finishing blow! Oh no, I missed! Aaaahh!! Belly rubs!! That's my kryptonite!!"
Herschel Walker is the reason the NFL should take CTE seriously.
Herschel Walker can't finish a sentence...the ones he does finish are gibberish
Thank you for collecting for our fellow Americans in Florida. Can we also show some love for our fellow Americans in Puerto Rico? They have been devastated by a hurricane as well. And they’re not likely to get as much help from the federal government as Florida.
Well said !
But they are so corrupt in Puerto Rico, LOL
Edit:
We're all corrupt to some extent, fact is PR is and deserves recovery aid more so than the main land as resources are so few and distant. Hoping that they can make do for the less fortunate with whatever they have.
Gee.....I wonder why that would be?
@@cjmatulka8321 Brett Favre took their $$$ too?! ☹️
Biden visited Puerto Rico first to show that he is there for the Americans who live on the island, did you not see that on the news? Maybe your news source is lacking perspective
Geez - I thought Gingrich was dead.
Cantaloupe Island, baby...What a GREAT BAND!!!
I saw a Progressive CZcams channel video about a year ago where the host explained that the stalemate and ultra partisanship we see in the Congress today began in 1994 when Newt Gingrich became the Speaker. Prior to 1994, we saw a lot more compromise between the parties in the Congress, especially if the President was from the opposite party as the 1 that controlled the Congress. But once Gingrich became Speaker, as he himself once admitted, his primary goal was to prevent Clinton from passing anything to hurt his chances of getting reelected and led a bunch of (mostly non serious) investigations into Clinton and other high ranking Democrats. And whenever the President is from 1 political party but the Congress is controlled by the other we have seen this happen with all 5 Presidents since 1994.
citizens united. keep reading past '94
Also as much as we hate “pork barrel spending” I believe it gave a way to provide an out for minority party, so they could go back to their constituency and be like “yes, people will keep the right to vote but we got funding for a new football stadium” or whatever
Bob Dole , he hamstrung the houses , his partisanship was tainted by a little treason..one work s for the best resolution for the country...of. by an for the people - today is poop , doomed - fossil s on the run...sad sad sad
I agree
The Gingrich Revolution coupled with the collapse of the USSR led to the GOP doubling down on culture wars because they didn't have a way to offset their unpopular economic platform without the military threat
C'mon, Georgia, how is it even a close race? 🤦🏻♀️
It's incredible that a US Senator's argument against green mobility is "electric cars are gay". That's schoolyard levels of immaturity. And people stand by her... This country is doomed.
MTG is not a Senator.
Stephen you were great!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marjorie is going through her second divorce. The first one was from reality.
Third, the first was from cognizance.
Love it. And btw perfect
Well hopefully her third one is from Congress.
Warren, your timing, your writing...
Wonderful,absolutely wonderful.
It is locked away for future reference...
I live in north port Florida. And let me tell you it's both worse and not as bad as you think. It's worse in that the set records. But better in that our city has never seen more like a small town. I.E. neighbors helping neighbors. Random people helping random people in a time of need. That gives me hope. #NorthPortstrong #hurricaneIan
Same with the Earthquake In SF in Oct 1989.
There's a quote I always think of in times like this: "Americans are really good at acute compassion, but pretty bad at chronic empathy. We, without question, haul strangers out of a raging flood, give blood, give food, give shelter. But we are lousy at legislating safe, sustainable communities, at eldercare, at accessible streets and buildings. It is the long-term work that makes the disasters less damaging. But we don't want to give to the needy, we want to save the endangered. We don't like being care workers, we want to be heroes. The world does not need more heroes. We need more care.”
I also live in Florida, many Latinos down here like myself with no representation really. Rubio is not Latin. We took away that card along time ago. And let’s not talk about the African-Americans and their representation. And when I say representation I’m talking about police officers firefighters EMT workers. Trust me the system set up here against them.
Just casing the joint, proper looting takes a lot of planing, not like solid construction practices.
Just a little bit of joking there.
Too much is invested in material things in this world overall.
Wish Florida all the best in your recovery, especially for those that didn't have much to start with and will need help the most.
Stay strong Florida
Stephen was on 🔥🔥
"natures dipstick" 🤣☠
Damnit Colbert this was just superb!
I mean, I'd have gone with:
"Just spreading his seed
He's leaving today
He will not be a part of it;
Abort! Abort!"
I don't understand the defence of Herschel Walker.... How on earth can it be a positive for a senator to be suffering from so many concussions that you forget your own children??
Football is a religion in the South.
I loved the joke about the Full Monte. I never laughed so hard!
Colbert is on fire !!!
"Ghost doomed to haunt a La Quinta Inn" 🤣😂🤣
That or the Overlook.
HA!! 🙌🏻😆
"Cursed doll fashioned from silly putty and hate..."
BRILLIANT!!
👏🏻🤣
Thank you Steven, always love your humor....I get the best laugh
Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to your own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...
Great opener! couple of coffee spitters in there!
"Neck with a side order of head!"
OMG, now there's a visual I'm not going to be able to shake, even more so because that's exactly what Walker looked like in the photo.
That was rasict.
@@703DeuceofKirkdaleBeats • How so?
@@yvonnetomenga5726 Is it because he is black?
@@703DeuceofKirkdaleBeats • I'm no football fan but I've seen plenty of football players (and wrestlers) going back decades that could be described the same way and the further back you go, the more white fat necks there are.
The stereotype of the "dumb jock" predates integration of major & college league sports.
@@yvonnetomenga5726 Good save. It just so happen that he is black correct? The racist undertones of the statement just doesn't sit right. Also the NFL is what percentage African American?
Well, I still have PTSD from Gingrich’s time in office - and he’s the _last_ person I would ask about morality, integrity, or Christ.
I feel the same way. Just seeing his picture makes me sick
HELL YEAH
one of them!
True
😂
"Cursed doll fashioned from silly putty and hate..." Brilliant.
Stephen, I just want to thank you for acknowledging all the ships at sea. ❤
The song about spreading.... GREAT put down Stephen 💖🌹🦋
Do we want someone who has concussions and PTSD, to be in the Senate?
Truthfully?
Jfk had serious head trauma in his war...ronnie raygun was obviously injured in a few movies...45 had his bonespurs.
You've got to be careful...
Let's face it, most Republican voters would vote for Satan himself if he had an R by his name on the ballot.
You just described half of Congress...
It's TBI. Traumatic brain injury
And Newt was a guy who said Bill Clinton wasn’t fit for office because of inappropriate behavior…. Hypocrisy at its finest!!!!!!
7:39 “Cursed doll fashioned from silly putty and hate” 😂😂😂 exactly right, that’s who she is.
Stewart/Colbert 2024. PLEASE!!!!
Hershel Walker can't be defended. No one can defend that level of hypocrisy, impossible
It's not Ron-John. In Wisconsin we know him as Ron-Anon.
Thank you for sharing that and the giggle!
Great response Secretary Pete 👍🏻
Outstanding Stephen.
Stephen Colbert you are such a delight to watch
Floridian here, thanks for the support.
Yes, that's what we need more of in the Senate. Concussions!
Let them know that they're not forgotten???? Yet all government officials in Florida vote no for giving financial aid to Floridians???? Wow
There was a YT video of a woman trying to pump gas and not noticing the hose wasn't attached. I now believe that was Marjorie Taylor Green!🤔⛽️
If electric power is good enough for Thor and Zeus, it's manly enough for America's cars.
Electric cars have been around for a long time. The oil industry effectively killed their production, and they’ll do it again
Yes
Seriously lol
Well said, sir
There are plenty of things more manly than gasoline. Horses, for a start.
If American men are still struggling, I hear powdered tiger penis is very popular.
Well done 👏
Desantis stole those boots from Captain Hook 🤣
Go Joe and Jill. 💙💙💙💙 And Reverend Warnock! SLAVA UKRAINE. 🌻🌻🌻
Walker wouldn't know the word 'hypocrisy' even if his head trauma therapist spelled it out to him in big letters!
With a crayon.
Head trauma turns us into crab people
I've seen autopsy photos of a concusion traumatized brain. It looks like a shrunken spaghetti squash in there.
The guy is an arse. He shouldn't win because he will not serve the community as well as his opponent.
Please don't lump everyone with brain injuries together.
I have studied them, and then somewhat ironically, dealt with 3 TBIs in 4 years, did full rehab & have a spinal fusion.
I plan to finish my PhD, restarting next year.
There is so much to criticise about the guy without all the ignorant (as in uninformed) comments on his disability.
... and all the ships at sea. He finally said it.
Simply the best!
Go Warnock! Herschel is definitely Not for Georgia - or Any office anywhere! VOTE BLUE Everywhere. Save Our Democracy!
I haven't laughed so hard in months! Man who learned how to stand from a restroom sign lol! The boots!! 😂😂
Got my new popcorn machine. Ready for Thursday
This show is amazing and Colbert is in another level. Thanks for keeping us smiling throughout the Dumbnald Traitor presidency and COVID now a possible nuclear war. Al real dangerous stuff and this guy make me feel is going to be fine..thanks again and stay safe prosperous and bless.
I feel so much better with Biden in charge…. And I’m Canadian!
well you cant speak for the average american. Biden is a disaster
So am I, but I live in this country. Imagine how I feel.
@@kimclarke5018 how do you feel after record inflation?
He is a hero He took back the White House from the racist You know who.. literally the white part of the country that's racist said I'll show you for electing a black president! And that's what happened. Embarrassed yes, silent No.
Am I living in the same country?? Or are you guys just trolling?? Everything is high priced and you get less than before, Joe Biden is still looking for Jackie and trying to take his coat off and still trying to figure if he’s president or Kamala or Trump is still in office