24 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE A POSER

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2017
  • In today's video we go over 24 of the absolute most definitive ways that you can tell if you, your closest friends or that guy at the skatepark is a poser. I hope this video helps you guys and if you want to see more episodes like this click here: • 25 WAYS TO PUSH OFF ON...
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  • @brookestarr9042
    @brookestarr9042 Před 4 lety +6688

    poser = trying to LOOK like you skate when you make no effort to
    beginner: you can’t do much and you’re new to the skating scene but you are trying your best to improve and learning more every time you skate

    • @phroggy1994
      @phroggy1994 Před 4 lety +126

      I've been a beginner for a while now because i rarley skate and mostly stay inside to play video games and draw lol but idrc that im a newbie xD

    • @ArvensisAndromeda
      @ArvensisAndromeda Před 4 lety +5

      For real tho

    • @thatoneguy9798
      @thatoneguy9798 Před 4 lety +63

      brookestarr I’m a beginner with a old board so it may look like I’m posing but my board is just old

    • @tas7606
      @tas7606 Před 4 lety +13

      Beginner, right here.

    • @emmabang
      @emmabang Před 4 lety +40

      begginer jus tryna get my ollie 🥺

  • @jaredlaverty4307
    @jaredlaverty4307 Před 4 lety +7434

    “Oh it was awesome I didn’t skateboard at all”

  • @thirdeyesurvivor3886
    @thirdeyesurvivor3886 Před 3 lety +572

    I purposely mall grab so people think I’m a poser and I can call them idiots for thinking i don’t skate because of the way I hold my board.

  • @themeeks-verse754
    @themeeks-verse754 Před 3 lety +171

    1:40 I diedd😂 "does it look like I skate?, no it looks like u just don't know how to walk"

  • @xxxtenticals5187
    @xxxtenticals5187 Před 4 lety +2108

    "does it look like I skate?"
    "it actually just looks like u don't know how to walk"

  • @tantotopps
    @tantotopps Před 4 lety +3710

    Posers: wear supreme
    Real skaters: look like they crawled out of a dumpster

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley Před rokem +225

    skateboarding is probably the only hobby i know that has a community that will just label new comers as posers lmao the gatekeeping is real

    • @brailleskateboarding
      @brailleskateboarding  Před rokem +86

      So true and CRAZY, how will our sport grow if new people aren't allowed to try it

    • @extremepop324
      @extremepop324 Před rokem +7

      People are allowed to try it. But the amount of posers in skateboarding is very real. If you dont gatekeep them.. posers WILL take over

    • @michaelstaab2872
      @michaelstaab2872 Před rokem +12

      @@extremepop324 let them be posers

    • @extremepop324
      @extremepop324 Před 11 měsíci

      @@michaelstaab2872 No, cause posers aka FAKE PEOPLE will take over. Fake people are liars and hypocrites.

    • @sandrinecacheton3909
      @sandrinecacheton3909 Před 11 měsíci +15

      @@michaelstaab2872 yeah i dont see the problem. they'll just get bored with it eventually

  • @jslda14613
    @jslda14613 Před 3 lety +271

    You forgot one Aaron “that one kid that puts bandages or bandaids all over him to act like he got injured skating😂”

    • @3DJapan
      @3DJapan Před 3 lety +5

      In my day we just let it bleed.

    • @ahmeddasavage9869
      @ahmeddasavage9869 Před 2 lety +24

      @@3DJapan that’s dumb af

    • @victorhugomartinezesparza5706
      @victorhugomartinezesparza5706 Před 2 lety +1

      I just got noticed that I've been injured when I'm in home or until next day

    • @kamuixero5019
      @kamuixero5019 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ahmeddasavage9869 yeah he'll get worst what is wrong with old people

    • @arcticlion8116
      @arcticlion8116 Před rokem

      Most of the time, when I started I had one foot on the floor and the other on the board but the board kept going and I did a semi very painful split

  • @Merce-dez-nuts
    @Merce-dez-nuts Před 6 lety +4317

    that one kid who converts oxygen into carbon dioxide... such a poser.

    • @bram3964
      @bram3964 Před 6 lety +107

      thatoneguy1951 I hate it when people do that

    • @jillfanning749
      @jillfanning749 Před 6 lety +4

      You do that. I do it too.... :p

    • @greasecheeks165
      @greasecheeks165 Před 6 lety +20

      I know poser I turn air into farts

    • @isaiah1065
      @isaiah1065 Před 6 lety +37

      That one kid who cellular respirates 😂😂

    • @gabrielgcar
      @gabrielgcar Před 6 lety

      thatoneguy1951 w

  • @Creditcom
    @Creditcom Před 4 lety +11535

    me watching this not wanting to be called a poser when i’m literally just a beginner 👁👄👁

  • @xsitied2708
    @xsitied2708 Před 3 lety +64

    “it actually just looks like you don’t know how to walk”😭

  • @dailyclash6955
    @dailyclash6955 Před 3 lety +542

    Me: *is a beginner*
    Braille: don’t hold your board like this.
    Also me: but that’s the most comfy way to hold it! Edit: first of all I’m famous now lol and before you comment it can rip your pants I’m not wearing pants it’s like 30 degrees in Australia

    • @chloerobins4487
      @chloerobins4487 Před 3 lety +60

      exactly, and i am to short to hold it by the nose

    • @emmachambers2050
      @emmachambers2050 Před 3 lety +6

      Soo true

    • @a-disaster5285
      @a-disaster5285 Před 3 lety +15

      I would suggest getting a skateboard bag that can hold the board for you if you don’t feel like doing it. Holding it with the graphics in saves your pants but at the same time you get that weird urge to flip it though

    • @toastiebear4993
      @toastiebear4993 Před 3 lety +12

      If you wear baggy pants or you carry the board to close to your side which can happen when mall grabbing your more likely to rip your pants but otherwise it’s actually perfectly fine to do. And even the ripping of the pants isn’t that likely.

    • @ChrisWhite-py7ci
      @ChrisWhite-py7ci Před 3 lety +5

      @@toastiebear4993 theres no practical reason not to do it, it used to be how posers would carry their boards in the mall so now if you do it people call you a poser and stuff

  • @EM_life-gr8sn
    @EM_life-gr8sn Před 4 lety +2954

    it killed me internally when he rubbed the new shoes on the ground

    • @xiTom1876
      @xiTom1876 Před 4 lety +45

      Man I couldn’t watch that part

    • @2chuki
      @2chuki Před 3 lety +25

      I was like : 😐

    • @izzyr9590
      @izzyr9590 Před 3 lety +12

      I was like: WHHyYyYY???? Ahhhhh

    • @Hans-uh1hz
      @Hans-uh1hz Před 3 lety +13

      I still suffer from that everytime i watch this video

    • @frozen90577
      @frozen90577 Před 3 lety +5

      Same

  • @madid6842
    @madid6842 Před 5 lety +9391

    Remember there is also a difference between beginner and poser

  • @gxts7414
    @gxts7414 Před 3 lety +24

    the way you just throw skateboards around and i cant even get enough cash to buy one, sheesh bro hahaha

  • @kkichiuma3684
    @kkichiuma3684 Před 3 lety +74

    People at my school used to call me a poser Bc I would hang out at the schools skate park and watch everyone skate. Nah I wasn’t a poser I just practiced at home and watched others do tricks, analyze them and then try it at home Bc I’m scared of people😐

    • @hareems7086
      @hareems7086 Před 2 lety

      Then stay home and watch CZcams videos 😂😂😐😐

    • @ipurplethem6066
      @ipurplethem6066 Před 2 lety

      Dude that sounds like me😔

    • @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83
      @yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83 Před 2 lety

      @@ipurplethem6066 youre a poser ?

    • @ipurplethem6066
      @ipurplethem6066 Před 2 lety

      @@yuthecmdh4xx0rakanohomo83 no, I analyze ppl do tricks and practice them where no one can see. Not a poser bc I try to improve and I don’t get clout

    • @kaitheratgod
      @kaitheratgod Před 2 lety

      lol same

  • @JohnSmith-di2yc
    @JohnSmith-di2yc Před 5 lety +4417

    That one poser that makes fun of posers

    • @CocoPerk
      @CocoPerk Před 5 lety +259

      Aidan Wong there’s a girl at my school who wears thrasher, she doesn’t skate, and she said her skateboard broke so she’s not riding and she called me a poser.

    • @kelianlortie1914
      @kelianlortie1914 Před 5 lety +4

      Glitch Ryze noice

    • @JL-ym5xc
      @JL-ym5xc Před 5 lety +2

      My bro

    • @ghxulish
      @ghxulish Před 5 lety +7

      I have like 30 in my school

    • @firsturge9085
      @firsturge9085 Před 5 lety +1

      True as it can get

  • @blues3096
    @blues3096 Před 4 lety +4067

    The kid that watches Braille

  • @tovarobbins8261
    @tovarobbins8261 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for inspiring me to start skateboarding I love your videos

  • @traviswatts6661
    @traviswatts6661 Před rokem +17

    As a former skater approaching 50 years old this year this was very entertaining 😂 The boards have certainly changed but glad see the “poser” is still a thing. By the way I just picked up a board last week after a 30 plus year hiatus. 👍

  • @yaboi9269
    @yaboi9269 Před 3 lety +2195

    When he started to rub his shoes on the ground, Ive never wanted to punch myself harder

  • @AlmaBalma123
    @AlmaBalma123 Před 4 lety +3163

    Tips from a girl, that are sk8ing:
    1: don’t be embarrassed when you are at the sk8 park
    2: You are a beginner. No one start with being good
    3: It hurts. A lot!

    • @aperson8457
      @aperson8457 Před 4 lety +137

      I'm also a girl skateboarder and I can relate to the hurting part I have about 5 scars from skateboarding lol😂

    • @saintcel51
      @saintcel51 Před 4 lety +88

      i’m a girl beginner skater, 13, and i’ve fallen like 3 times and one of those times was really hard when i was tryna ollie. i kept going though! it’s been 3 days, i’m doing pretty good. but i have to stop for swim season.

    • @chom6096
      @chom6096 Před 4 lety +81

      ALMA P how to tell if you’re a poser: you actually say sk8er

    • @joeyb.5684
      @joeyb.5684 Před 4 lety +58

      Hey I’m a beginner girl skater and I can only do extremely basic tricks and I’m still learning to ride my board and everyone keeps calling me a skater girl wanna be

    • @saintcel51
      @saintcel51 Před 4 lety +44

      Joey B. the most annoying thing, don’t let them get to you

  • @coco_bean102
    @coco_bean102 Před 3 lety +11

    Me: fails a trick cause im a beginner
    Random guy: POSER

  • @giantjoesuniga2546
    @giantjoesuniga2546 Před 2 lety

    Hey Braille u inspired me to get a skateboard this Christmas and it’s gonna be awesome thx

  • @mist4488
    @mist4488 Před 5 lety +4121

    Mall grabbing is called that way because kids in the 90s used to stand at malls with skateboards as an accessory holding them by the trucks but never used them. Hope this helped.

  • @Neverhadchicfila
    @Neverhadchicfila Před 4 lety +2466

    How is having a Walmart board being a poser....im broke man...

    • @localpothead1286
      @localpothead1286 Před 4 lety +63

      Sproutssy try to get a used one

    • @thepsychomailmanthatstolem9632
      @thepsychomailmanthatstolem9632 Před 4 lety +459

      Nah you're just a beginner at skating you seem like you actually want to learn stuff on your Walmart board. Posers are people like e-boys that only get a board for the purpose of "their aesthetic" or, "looking cool"

    • @johnmark6628
      @johnmark6628 Před 4 lety +27

      It was a joke.

    • @matador1616
      @matador1616 Před 4 lety +64

      They legit said dont take it personal

    • @Jonny-xj7hj
      @Jonny-xj7hj Před 4 lety +19

      Yea get a used one Walmart boards break easily and don’t last and from what I heard to use

  • @jo3y70
    @jo3y70 Před 3 lety +1

    Yesterdy i almost done a pop shuve it and yous got me into skating so thanks!

  • @fxdedflxwers907
    @fxdedflxwers907 Před rokem

    You guys are hilarious. Love it.

  • @avafrank6basketball4life92
    @avafrank6basketball4life92 Před 4 lety +2309

    When they said Walmart board I got nervous but remembered mine is the same board but from target👍

    • @arcticflakes1806
      @arcticflakes1806 Před 4 lety +53

      i got mine at a vans skate shop and i still have the board lol

    • @miaswanson7245
      @miaswanson7245 Před 4 lety +29

      Ok? I would suggest u go to a skate shop, vans or zoomies thy have good skateboards

    • @avafrank6basketball4life92
      @avafrank6basketball4life92 Před 4 lety +33

      Storm _Einstein yeah but I don’t have any near me. There isn’t a close skate park either so I just mess around in my driveway.

    • @calub_wendex1233
      @calub_wendex1233 Před 4 lety +12

      Storm _Einstein I second zumiez. Got my first board from there and it's amazing

    • @carrot3836
      @carrot3836 Před 4 lety +27

      Mine is literally the same board. From Walmart and everything. Only thing we could really afford ig. Idk.

  • @Ninry
    @Ninry Před 3 lety +1912

    for short, posers are people who are taking their board with them but never uses it

    • @sjm8049
      @sjm8049 Před 3 lety +49

      Thats true becuase they use it for liek OmG U SkAtE So RaD and i dont get it

    • @MysteriousCactus01
      @MysteriousCactus01 Před 3 lety +3

      True

    • @Slinging_INK
      @Slinging_INK Před 3 lety +20

      I got upset when he said shorts cause I like shorts way more than jeans especially since it’s hot where I live

    • @abcdefg1343
      @abcdefg1343 Před 3 lety +4

      But I wear shorts...

    • @tamaa0116
      @tamaa0116 Před 3 lety +12

      for the first time i took my board with me to the town and i had to carry it so much bc the person who i was with doesnt skate and bc i trip on every single missing stone on the ground its so bad everywhere where i live and i felt like such a poser but im just a beginner and i dont have any friends who skates sooo yeah T-T

  • @enasnI127
    @enasnI127 Před 3 lety +7

    "You're a skater from the SF bay Area". That one got me :D

  • @jeffsims8270
    @jeffsims8270 Před 2 lety

    01:52 - Best part of the ENTIRE video! The music in the background is pretty hilarious during this part too.😆 Aaron is raaaaaaaaadddd!!!

  • @cjraven2399
    @cjraven2399 Před 4 lety +586

    “Get off the rail you poser!”
    “I’m talking to my mom!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @blpassaro
    @blpassaro Před 5 lety +2930

    U know ur a poser when u watch videos on how to not be a poser

    • @bruh.boi__4417
      @bruh.boi__4417 Před 4 lety +89

      Damn you must've caught some people off guard 😂

    • @bruh.boi__4417
      @bruh.boi__4417 Před 4 lety +5

      @Green Anime same lol

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Před 4 lety +20

      No, if you *make* videos on how not to be a poser!

    • @xaskfy6438
      @xaskfy6438 Před 4 lety +39

      I just watch them because they're hilarious

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH Před 4 lety +12

      @makenzie bouaphanh let people talk shit. Haters still gonna hate.

  • @leighladeyo2365
    @leighladeyo2365 Před 3 lety

    the video was funny af loved it lmao

  • @IronicSM
    @IronicSM Před 3 lety +18

    My friends call me a poser but im trying to learn i mean I just got my skateboard like 3 weeks ago
    Edit: I wear shorts cause its hot on Oahu-

  • @jillian3978
    @jillian3978 Před 4 lety +677

    for some reason when he said “get a photo for my gram” i thought he meant his grandma not his instagram

  • @hoshisbones8375
    @hoshisbones8375 Před 3 lety +2097

    „When u have a Walmart board“
    Bro I’m no poser I’m just not rich 😔

  • @Coraluvstomcruise
    @Coraluvstomcruise Před 3 lety +34

    I HAVE A WALMART BOARD AND THIS IS LITERALLY SO SO RELATABLE 😆😂😂😂😂

  • @susheee259
    @susheee259 Před 2 lety +2

    "i didn't skateboard at allll"
    "well that's great baby"
    they got me there

  • @yeboifreeze9473
    @yeboifreeze9473 Před 5 lety +1545

    What i like to do is do the mall grab as i walk up to the park just to get a reaction and people call me a poser then i just start doing the most hardest tricks i can do

  • @jamie6358
    @jamie6358 Před 4 lety +557

    4:31 “wAlK a MiLe iN tHeSe lOuBouToNs”

  • @Bumblebii
    @Bumblebii Před 2 lety +1

    Tbh I'm always self conscious about what others think cuz if I go somewhere and try to learn tricks WHILE watching a yt video on how to do that trick ppl might think that I'm a poser. But then I remember that I love skating and I don't do it so that others think of me as cool/not a poser but because I like it. I do it for myself😂 I'm still learning and I don't have a lot of time bcuz of school but when I go out on the weekend I don't go home till its dark 😂😂 Anyways I love your videos!

  • @hannahbalgeman2910
    @hannahbalgeman2910 Před 3 lety +13

    i feel like the skate community should welcome beginners and not make them feel like they have to look cool and do cool things to go to a skate park. they are there to learn, how about help them instead of laughing at them because we were all a beginner at one point.

  • @pepray
    @pepray Před 4 lety +648

    “The kid who waxed everything” 😂

  • @Helicidae
    @Helicidae Před 3 lety +1089

    tbh, I can't imagine being so arrogant and self-absorbed that I'd genuinely care if someone's a "poser" or not. I see too many people whine and complain about posers, who are usually just beginners and I find it unnecessary
    (not directed at the creator, btw, just in general)

    • @brokechickenwing
      @brokechickenwing Před 3 lety +22

      Ikr

    • @chrisconnected2775
      @chrisconnected2775 Před 3 lety +1

      Airsoft

    • @ellanegley117
      @ellanegley117 Před 3 lety +36

      Well I mean it’s not exclusive to skateboarding it does happen in other sports it’s just different terminology.

    • @Helicidae
      @Helicidae Před 3 lety +5

      @@ellanegley117 yeah you're probably right, I'll edit that

    • @ironbread1610
      @ironbread1610 Před 3 lety +2

      You know this video is a joke right?

  • @lucygoosey3428
    @lucygoosey3428 Před 3 lety

    Omg these guys r so gud 🤣 such a vibe

  • @katie7833
    @katie7833 Před 3 lety +6

    Those toxic 9 year olds who are skating penny boards and are yelling “OI GET TF OUT OF MY WAY”

  • @Moxiie
    @Moxiie Před 5 lety +556

    i don't get why people diss the mall grab, its the most comfortable way to hold your board, but you gotta avoid doing it or else you're apparently a poser

    • @Iefou
      @Iefou Před 5 lety +15

      madmax nah I just hold mine from between the trucks and have it sideways

    • @alexandrechatty5439
      @alexandrechatty5439 Před 5 lety +9

      It comes from the surfers : the fins are sharp and you can hurt someone if you don't grab your board the right way. But it has nothing to do with skateboarding...

    • @ramennoodlesexe8390
      @ramennoodlesexe8390 Před 5 lety +1

      I get dissed with my lb but it doesn't really have any tails as I got a shitty design and its heavy but oH wElL

    • @nickdesert7304
      @nickdesert7304 Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr

    • @ethan_goot
      @ethan_goot Před 5 lety +4

      I guess it makes you a poser because people would hold it like that at a mall just to pose and they never skate

  • @nova-ef2sx
    @nova-ef2sx Před 3 lety +733

    "The kid who always wears shorts"
    Yeah man what else am I supposed to do when its 40 DEGREES OUT

    • @brokechickenwing
      @brokechickenwing Před 3 lety +37

      40 degrees is cold my dude... plus they legit said to not take this stuff serious so watch the whole video before you comment

    • @survivingcardib150
      @survivingcardib150 Před 3 lety +134

      TheSoloSLAT they were probably saying 40 degrees celsius, probably don't live in the US

    • @brokechickenwing
      @brokechickenwing Před 3 lety +14

      @@survivingcardib150 i live in the US. But Braille said to not take this stuff serious. Not hating but kinda annoyed that ppl are hating for basically nothing

    • @survivingcardib150
      @survivingcardib150 Před 3 lety +12

      TheSoloSLAT Yeah, I can understand that. Just tryna say what they probably meant when they said 40 degrees, y'know

    • @yourbruhnick3269
      @yourbruhnick3269 Před 3 lety +4

      Bro u think 40 hot try 100 when you visit Savannah Georgia in the summer

  • @eagletmars
    @eagletmars Před 3 lety +16

    Plot twist: the only people concerned about calling out so called "posers" were posers themselves at one point, so they want to get revenge for being called out in the past

  • @sleepmanual3718
    @sleepmanual3718 Před 3 lety

    I have a few goals with skating and I don’t really care if people think I’m a skater or not, I just do what I find enjoyable. I want to be able to do some tricks like kick flip, board slide, nose and tail slide, and do blunts and melon grabs. Once I achiev those things and can vert drop I don’t care if I never do cooler things and I’m happy with it. I think that’s what skating is about, being happy with where you are and trying your best, setting some goals and having your own style and tricks you like that your comfortable with. Posing is caring how people feel about you and not trying to skate or doing it for your own satisfaction and enjoyment. I skate for me, and with my friends because we love the culture and the feeling. Plus I skate mostly to train for snowboarding honestly. So I don’t lose the feeling over summer. I think as long as you are in it for the right reasons and don’t block other peoples progress you are fine. But what do I know, I can barely land tricks. I mostly just drop in and rock to fakie. Plus my board says tony hawk which is CRINGE. Since I’m not a fan of him, I don’t really deserve his name on my board. So imma try and grind it off skateboarding 😅

  • @kidindie6
    @kidindie6 Před 5 lety +1907

    I just ride a skateboard cause I like it, I cannot do any tricks

  • @harvoe
    @harvoe Před 4 lety +1040

    "The kid that wears shorts" give me a break man I live in the uk so when it goes above 20degrees celsius I die of heatstroke

    • @vanessayakubu7831
      @vanessayakubu7831 Před 4 lety +11

      Some Random Guy SAME

    • @harvoe
      @harvoe Před 4 lety +3

      Vanessa Yakubu haha

    • @ruthiesimmers6232
      @ruthiesimmers6232 Před 3 lety +78

      my knees will heal themselves but my pants won't

    • @ryderbond7966
      @ryderbond7966 Před 3 lety +4

      Saw this right as they said it in the video

    • @sslinger704
      @sslinger704 Před 3 lety +1

      Kate Crossley they measure in a different thing don’t they

  • @kelonwells9864
    @kelonwells9864 Před 3 lety

    i love your vids i have been watching for year or to and i just got a new channle and i am going to watch all vids your the best

  • @alexanderlanzetta
    @alexanderlanzetta Před 2 lety +14

    Im way past beginner. I can say that proudly now thanks to watching these guys :). Remember this however; we were all at that skill lvl once, don’t let it get you down bc you were a “poser,” think of it as your greatest lesson in life. Now you know the skate world and how to get around. Poser - someone who thinks that they are COOL bc they skate, someone who thinks that you have to be cool in order to skate in general, or someone who thinks that its a great way to pick up chicks. Remember, never call someone a poser unless they actually are one. Take it to mind that they may have just started on and/or are just going at their own learning pace. Please take this to thought everyone. Beginner, Amateur, intermediate, or even Sponsored skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay area, we all are skaters. Were all one big family 🙂😁

    • @Br_bankz
      @Br_bankz Před rokem

      Bro left a hole paragraph

  • @saltypepper4853
    @saltypepper4853 Před 4 lety +311

    My shoes are actually dirty because i can't walk lmao

  • @herrreinsch
    @herrreinsch Před 6 lety +4846

    *How was your day? "It was awesome, I didn't skateboard at all."* I'm dead.😂

  • @aggamer2442
    @aggamer2442 Před 3 lety +4

    Lol the moment he said can I have your life that just cracks me up

  • @myotiswii
    @myotiswii Před 3 lety +3

    Shorts are great.
    When I wear long pants underneath my kneepads they are way less comfortable and it gets more sweaty.
    I don't get the problem with wearing shorts.
    But I skate vert and barely any street so idk if this is like a street skating thing.

  • @xStrands
    @xStrands Před 4 lety +232

    There is actually a kid in my school that takes pictures of fake grinds lmao

  • @ihyperr8156
    @ihyperr8156 Před 3 lety +1138

    “you wear shorts”
    *me rethinking my skate life bcuz i wear shorts when i skate*

    • @brokechickenwing
      @brokechickenwing Před 3 lety +36

      Lol finally i found someone that didnt complain bout it lol

    • @Hamster-ip9gw
      @Hamster-ip9gw Před 3 lety +66

      shorts makes me comfortable to skate

    • @josva9124
      @josva9124 Před 3 lety +44

      Ricky glaser and nayja Huston wear shorts. All the old school skaters backing the day wore shorts. Wearing shorts doesn't make you a poser. It makes you more comfortable and offers freer movement

    • @angerberd7829
      @angerberd7829 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao im the complete opposite I use thick cargo pants when I skate cause they provide more protection

    • @someoneontheinternet16
      @someoneontheinternet16 Před 3 lety +1

      Same, all my other trousers are riped lol

  • @giorgoskaravellas8044
    @giorgoskaravellas8044 Před 3 lety

    You are my inspiration to skate

  • @blarn7315
    @blarn7315 Před rokem

    best merch plug ever

  • @superpsychic
    @superpsychic Před 4 lety +342

    *“Your name is Lance”*

    • @dayanaaleman8129
      @dayanaaleman8129 Před 3 lety +7

      I feel bad for any Lances that watched😔🤟

    • @Ritchie_flores
      @Ritchie_flores Před 3 lety +6

      @@dayanaaleman8129 that was me TT

    • @driftx2673
      @driftx2673 Před 3 lety +3

      Lance mountain: am I joke to you

    • @lifeofzeah9565
      @lifeofzeah9565 Před 3 lety +2

      Lance Anonuevo lol 😂 ur name is Lance 😂 😂 🤣 😂

  • @starplayz_rb4940
    @starplayz_rb4940 Před 4 lety +103

    0:58 “so how’s your day”. “It was good I didn’t skateboard at all.” That is great”

  • @Makin3m
    @Makin3m Před 4 měsíci +1

    I used to get dropped off with my skateboard lol but me and my friends would skate before and after school on the stair sets and loading docks

  • @freakofnaturevaldovinos9935
    @freakofnaturevaldovinos9935 Před 3 lety +255

    1:53 when my little sister sees me eating hot chettos

  • @nestorortiz8868
    @nestorortiz8868 Před 5 lety +485

    I started skating and a Walmart board BC I couldn't afford a real one

    • @sergiogonzalez1724
      @sergiogonzalez1724 Před 5 lety +20

      Same

    • @freememeskoolaid1853
      @freememeskoolaid1853 Před 5 lety +6

      nestor ortiz that’s sounds like my story

    • @paolazrt
      @paolazrt Před 5 lety +32

      Omgg i just started skating about a week ago and i have a walmart board 😂 im still practicing how to ride it

    • @nathanhallam3589
      @nathanhallam3589 Před 5 lety +15

      @@paolazrt same here i got a walmart board since i cant skate (once i get good i might buy a good one) :)

    • @giselleluvsu8508
      @giselleluvsu8508 Před 5 lety +7

      I have a target board, its my 2nd day skatinn

  • @kaiyaschaotic7003
    @kaiyaschaotic7003 Před 3 lety +2

    The teacher when I say “can I” instead of “may I” 1:53

  • @ezassegai4793
    @ezassegai4793 Před 3 lety +4

    0:55
    "Mom" : So how was your day?
    Nigel: Awesome! I didnt skateboard at all!
    "Mom": Thats so great

  • @user-pu9zx2gn7o
    @user-pu9zx2gn7o Před 4 lety +480

    I read the title as, ”24 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU’RE A LOSER”.

    • @oxjulxo
      @oxjulxo Před 3 lety +14

      no difference
      (clearly i’m joking)

    • @Carla-ol7jy
      @Carla-ol7jy Před 3 lety +5

      and you clicked on it?

    • @someoneontheinternet16
      @someoneontheinternet16 Před 3 lety

      Same, and I clicked it, because i am actually a loser

    • @drizzy6942
      @drizzy6942 Před 3 lety

      Well I wasn’t the one who clicked on it so I think who did is the loser 😌

  • @Ya_mamma
    @Ya_mamma Před 3 lety +234

    “Oh, it was awesome, I didn’t skateboard at all!”
    -Nigel 2017

  • @jaydenboyd3928
    @jaydenboyd3928 Před 2 lety +2

    1:00 you can see the cameraman’s reflection and he laughing 😂

  • @2DBloodless626
    @2DBloodless626 Před 3 lety +1

    I feel like the kid who wears all skating company's merch like socks, shirts, pants underwear, hats, sweater, etc is on of the biggest posers there lol

  • @dayshawna
    @dayshawna Před 6 lety +563

    when i was younger about 2 years ago i would go to the skatepark and i wouldnt skate until a few mintues later because every body was so much better than me and i was afraid of falling in front of everyone. I dont know if people thought i was a poser but really i was just shy and i like watching other people skate

    • @Kayla-rq1yt
      @Kayla-rq1yt Před 6 lety +86

      And that’s why I don’t go to skate parks

    • @jakeabrams1182
      @jakeabrams1182 Před 6 lety +7

      same

    • @mikkurzhal7390
      @mikkurzhal7390 Před 6 lety +65

      If skateboarding is anything like literally any other sport that takes practice, the experts can tell if you're just shy because they've been there before. And they don't mind if you fall, and may even offer assistance, because they've been there before. I don't know for certain if its true with boarding, because right now I AM the shy falling kid. But it's definitely true with rock climbing, swimming, workout gyms, etc.

    • @Lieinfall
      @Lieinfall Před 6 lety +9

      I just skate on my grass so when I fall lol you know

    • @liam_cozy3381
      @liam_cozy3381 Před 6 lety +2

      dayshawna courtney fair enough

  • @zeinabramadan6641
    @zeinabramadan6641 Před 3 lety +1825

    me watching this because i’m a beginner and don’t want to be called a poser: 👁👄👁

  • @themightyone0718
    @themightyone0718 Před 2 lety

    Could u do a list for beginners bc it would really help me

  • @thejoyfamilylifejoy9369
    @thejoyfamilylifejoy9369 Před 2 lety +2

    When I was younger (around 8), I used to mall grab and now I know why my friends dad (he skated a lot before he settled down) told me it was revolting to see me hold it like that.

  • @marjorielit6260
    @marjorielit6260 Před 4 lety +193

    I learned how to Ollie on a Walmart bored somehow

  • @cla_rence_was_here
    @cla_rence_was_here Před 5 lety +176

    I'm not a poser i been skating for almost 8 years but mall grabing is comfortable for me i don't care if they called me a "POSER"
    Sometimes it's so hard for people to understand.

    • @simscronen1472
      @simscronen1472 Před 4 lety +4

      Clarence Does CZcams nice

    • @kev_allister
      @kev_allister Před 4 lety +16

      Ikr I mean skateboarding is for having fun NOT about style, I just dont get it. Im self taught and Im wayyy more comfortable with mongo but I can do regular too🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Chickenman2334
      @Chickenman2334 Před 4 lety +3

      It’s because your doing it “wrong” I guess but I don’t know

    • @rubensossoman9027
      @rubensossoman9027 Před 4 lety

      I know what you mean

    • @jeremiah3344
      @jeremiah3344 Před 4 lety

      It’s a joke 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @eia_inferno9099
    @eia_inferno9099 Před 2 lety

    Hey I have been skating for a month or so and I’v gotten very comfortable with mongo pushing and it’s a lot easier for me is that a bad thing?

  • @gabrieljameszembruski7150

    What a better way to show off the merch 😂

  • @Cadwaladr
    @Cadwaladr Před 6 lety +505

    Luke as Nigel's mom was hilarious.

    • @anthonyrain2721
      @anthonyrain2721 Před 6 lety +5

      White Supremacist your a fucking idiot grow up

    • @georgehiggins1320
      @georgehiggins1320 Před 6 lety +1

      Lance's reflection. He loved it XD.

    • @divit57
      @divit57 Před 6 lety

      "That's great.. So we have a lot of things to talk about.."

    • @brailleskateboarding
      @brailleskateboarding  Před 6 lety +20

      Hahaha, definitely gonna get nominated for an Oscar for that

    • @bim1537
      @bim1537 Před 6 lety +1

      I didn't notice, I thought she was his legit mom

  • @slamalracing5191
    @slamalracing5191 Před 5 lety +330

    I just started out so if i wouldnt skate in a skate park it would be because im embarrased but thats why im never in a skatepark

    • @Anonymuskid
      @Anonymuskid Před 4 lety +16

      Haha, same. I'm going as soon as I can comfortably ollie. which is hopefully not taking too long xD

    • @hiriniropitini4813
      @hiriniropitini4813 Před 4 lety +18

      It doesn't matter if you're just starting out, there will skaters at the skate park that will honestly help you get better and gain your confidence, when I was younger I thought the exact same thing, I was about 10 at the time and there was a 6 year old teaching me how to skate, because he seen how bad I was, embarrassing? Yeah, but he taught me well and I will never regret letting a 6 year old teach me.

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah honestly man, most skaters nowadays are supportive of newcomers. The whole elitist gatekeeping thing doesnt happen much anymore. And if it does just tell em to fuck off and continue skating.

    • @tyhiytr8469
      @tyhiytr8469 Před 4 lety

      Same

    • @ulle3781
      @ulle3781 Před 4 lety

      Anonymuskid Can you Ollie now ?

  • @JeffTurner0227
    @JeffTurner0227 Před 2 lety

    Wow, tears in eyes, laughing so hard. My tummy hurts 🤪

  • @woard3383
    @woard3383 Před 3 lety

    April fiiolssss i love your cidoedns keep making goid wiedaos!.!!b!

  • @sadxglitch7846
    @sadxglitch7846 Před 5 lety +674

    I never go to the park/skatepark because I’m sacred so I just skate in front of my house xD

    • @tinkeiii6182
      @tinkeiii6182 Před 5 lety +16

      Me too.

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 Před 5 lety +6

      Scared* also why are your profile pictures so similiar

    • @idenz6386
      @idenz6386 Před 5 lety +3

      Same

    • @luisbracamontes5500
      @luisbracamontes5500 Před 5 lety

      Queen Jay same

    • @piposanchez
      @piposanchez Před 5 lety +45

      I think you should try getting over this fear. Skateparks are on of the best places to learn. Just find a guy who seems to know what he's doing and ask him for pointers. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to help you out. If not, fuck him. Find someone else who will teach you. P.s. I've done this many times and no one has ever told me no.

  • @Ragged.09
    @Ragged.09 Před 5 lety +273

    Im a sneaker-head, and at 1:27 I actually felt pain throughout my body. not that they were super nice shoes or anything but...vans are vans...

    • @fatherofgrain9769
      @fatherofgrain9769 Před 5 lety +11

      Bruh those were decent shoes, if you diss Vans just cause they're cheap you ain't know shit on sneakers

    • @Ragged.09
      @Ragged.09 Před 5 lety +3

      @@fatherofgrain9769 no I love vans bro I own 2 pairs, I'm just making a point

    • @Ragged.09
      @Ragged.09 Před 5 lety +1

      they were decent shoes@@fatherofgrain9769

    • @paint4r
      @paint4r Před 5 lety +14

      bruh i got like some muscle contortions watching that shit hurting shoes is also the one thing i hate about skateboarding

    • @Ragged.09
      @Ragged.09 Před 5 lety

      facts
      @@paint4r

  • @CelticsIn5
    @CelticsIn5 Před rokem

    “Can I have your life” got me😂

  • @meganmisaki4429
    @meganmisaki4429 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm not typically the kind of girl who would buy a sword, but I totally want the master sword 😌😋!

  • @woahgreennn
    @woahgreennn Před 5 lety +211

    That kid who’s way to good
    Now THAT is a real poser lmao

  • @poppunksnotdead3379
    @poppunksnotdead3379 Před 6 lety +32

    "So, how was your day?" "Oh, it was awesome! I didn't skateboard at all" Hilarious :D

  • @CsBudget
    @CsBudget Před 3 lety

    Few best skatebaords to start off with for beginners late tennages

  • @kazers_
    @kazers_ Před 2 lety

    Love me or hate me I've been riding a skateboard for over 7 years near and I've always pushed mongo just bc it's feels alot better when pulling of tricks for me, so any new riders like he said don't take anything to heart and as long as your improving that's all that counts.

  • @lemon9951
    @lemon9951 Před 5 lety +217

    *WARNING*
    *SKATEBOARDS AND SHOES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO*

  • @porshacarter4991
    @porshacarter4991 Před 5 lety +627

    I actually though skatsrs were too cool to sit around judging people
    Honestly
    They look so cool and laid back

    • @sicness1647
      @sicness1647 Před 5 lety +57

      blacc diamond news most skaters are cool like that the only people who really diss others are other posers at skateparks

    • @porshacarter4991
      @porshacarter4991 Před 5 lety +7

      @@sicness1647 I hope so ! Coz that's the main reason us who arent skaters admire them

    • @gracekrzykalski1314
      @gracekrzykalski1314 Před 5 lety +34

      skaters are laid back..til you become best friends with them and you see how much they throw their boards lmao

    • @leonoramontegmerymontergom1394
      @leonoramontegmerymontergom1394 Před 4 lety +18

      We really are i was learning a kickflip and omg so many people offered to help me its so crazy the positivity at a skate park

    • @sxnsetgaming8438
      @sxnsetgaming8438 Před 4 lety +1

      They shouldn’t waste money on a board if they aren’t going to use it

  • @dreadknot9107
    @dreadknot9107 Před 2 lety

    Only time I’ve ever taken my board to school and didn’t ride it to or from school was when I was gonna go to the skatepark right after school

  • @horseconfused
    @horseconfused Před 2 lety +1

    "how was your day?"
    "oh itwas awesome i didin't skateboard at all!"
    "oh that is so great honey!"

  • @ellarosendal
    @ellarosendal Před 5 lety +53

    “24 ways to tell if ur a poser: being too good” hahahahah wtf