Needles (feat. Jack and Dean)
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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2011
- I did NOT think this through...
Featuring Dean Dobbs and Jack Howard ( / jackanddean )
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Sound and Makeup by Chloe Dungate ( / scarfdemon )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Tom and Richard. - Komedie
"I can quote the whole vid from memory"
Jschlat
Funny Jschlatt moment
I’m pretty sure the time stopper returned his sandwich and remote once he got called out on it.
Welcome to the joke
@@fairyangel2291 🤣👍
Oh, wow, they should have made a joke about that, thank you for pointing at something so hidden so that us mortals could see it
Dante Rodriguez glad I could help. 👍🏼
can’t tell if they’re this stupid or not
Hopefully no one makes a minecraft skin of this exact youtube video and claims it as their own
wait a MINUTE
@@IssenganA minute? Time? OH GOD THE TIME STOPPER GET HIM
@@BobRossCat YOULL NEVER CATCH ME-
*cough cough* - Schlatt - *cough cough*
Tom ska actually made the skin. Big guy put it in a tuxedo.
Such a specific thing to model your Minecraft skin off of.
As well came from that exact video…
@@gremlin_narancia same
That's what im saying
@@AidenTRP what was in fact what he was saying
schlatt moment
Years later... the “I BLOODY KNEW IT” still gets me.
THANK YOU BITCH
250th like
NyDat CoolGuy We say it, but it’s still a fun word
Time traveler from 2020: *Same*
My favourite bit is "you killed someone, ow"
“I BLOODY KNEW IT!”
“You’ve killed someone..
ow.”
R/woosh
@Manly Rancer ahh a victim of my trick
@Manly Rancer R/WOOOSH BOI
Farel Rajwa what does this have to do with r/wooosh
Loky loved that seen
I can't believe that they made schlatt's skin a real person
I can't wrap my head around the fact that this is how Tom looked 9 years ago.....
Yeah, he's talked since then about how he'd been starving himself at the time (and had to be hospitalized for it twice).
I also miss the daily necktie
This actually just looks like a dude who does drugs vs the dude who is normal.
tom is the normal dude
Who is normal and who does drugs?
It IS
Who is who
but they swap bodies
0:50
"Bang! And the dirt is gone"
it shines like new
patrick p kitchen gun
HI I'M BARRY SCOTT
He likes cleaning with his KITCHEN GUN
Yes
Me: Where did the needles go?
Tom: in the hole.
Where did the Remote go?
*i n t h e h o l e*
Where'd the time stoppers body go?
*IN THE HOLE*
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE HOLE
where did the sandwich go?
in the hole
Lol gg ez
I just realised that quote,
“I BLOODY knew it!”
still gets me despite the time stopper has blood dripping
what?
I missed When CZcams was this simple
Same
Same
Yeah
Yes.
Yeah...also wanna watch fortnite funny
If time didn't unfreeze when the time stopper dies, then Tom might have just frozen all of reality forever.
No because forever wouldn't happen due to time being stopped ^^
And no one would ever know.
nah, if time stopping is possible, that means there is other people or entities that can do it too, and possibly different realities and timelines, so, when you stop time, everyone else isn't stopping, you're just jumping outside of the current timeline you're in, and jumping back into another timeline while the one you where in continuous without you, so if you die while time is stopped, you will get stuck outside of any timeline (doesn't matter since you're already dead), and your timeline would continue forward without you
@@3bodYking99 shut up nerd
@@thesatelliteslickers907 you know, i am 18, don't know anything about math or physics, just thinking about becoming a lawyer (even tho i have really BAD memory), and this is all out of my ass, just saying what came into my mind after think for 5 minutes
That outfit of Tom should totally be a Minecraft skin!
And it should be used by a different CZcamsrs/streamer and become so iconic it supparsed the original source
Naw fr that’d be iconic… I can just feel it
jschlargomicshrak
“You killed someone, ow.”
That’s what you’re worried about? Some jackass appeared out of thin air holding the remote sammich. He had been fucking with Tom for hours. I’d say this response was semi warranted
Trial and error Dean
Mostly error
Best line ever
That whole part gave a jack sparrow vibe
@@degree1996 SAME
No it's "He took me samich"
Leah Playz he let it become wrong so someone can i r/woooosh you i guess
You’re a poet and you didn’t know it
the timestopper was bleeding
"I BLOODY knew it!"
+Trippy Wings
naaahhh, that's just a british thing
I AM BRITISH.
+Trippy Wings nice to know
ALSO WE ARE BRITISHIO
I'm british as f i always say that lol
Joseph: Kakyoin what are you doing?
Kakyoin: I’m trying to catch the magical time stopper that’s been messing with me with this 1 meter radius needle splash
This doesn’t even look like the Tom nowadays
He did good for himself. Back when CZcams wasn’t greedy or a dumping ground for ads. Now CZcams is showing ads on videos that aren’t monetized. Google is that desperate for money.
Well, checkers, suit, and hair. Now Tom has none of that.
i guess he only likes... shot glasses!
*BA DUM TISS*
Boo!
i dont get it
Tensai _9 hehe tiss is norwegian for pee
XD
0:48 Tom straight up pulled out the kitchen gun
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
BANG BANG BANG!
Oh harpoons guns tonally tom has a lot of stuffs to love and forever XD
BANG BANG BANG!
No, he didn't shoot it 3 Times!
The fact that there isn’t actually any needles makes this 100% better
They're there, they're just so tiny and razor-sharp that they're imperceptible to the human eye
The “schlatt” Minecraft beard
T: "He didn't do it the way I like it!"
D: "Then how DO you like it?"
T: * shoots glass *
Oh so that's why we don't have any dishes
Yeah I was poorly raised.....
alright, well im gonna go!
........
I forgot the needles were here
Im actually suprised you made it this far...
“Well, why aren’t they stabbing you?”
Such a creative way to make a video on low budget
+Rumi Russey it's Tomska , what do you expect
+Rumi Russey Well the needles where really expensive...
How were the needles able to sting anybody in thin air ?
Like when Dean said "You're mad" or in the after credits scene
+Mista Koops that's why these needles were expensive
+Thib L. Est. the needles were so small that they were as light as air
I literally just saw a jslatt short about how he can say word of word of this video. And now this ends up in my recommendations
I saw it recently
Not a coincidence, many people who saw that short immideatly checked out that video (me included) which made the algorithm recognize an overlap between those watching this video and the short, hence recommending it to you
That’s why I’m here ahahahah reminded me of tomska
It would be a shame if someone made a minecraft skin out of the beard which would then become more iconic and well known then this masterpiece of a video somehow.
But don't you see, Dean? The time stopper was putting all those items into Toms hand!
That’s what I was looking for
@A Thing yeh I was kinda cringe wasn't I.
@@callmequaz9052nah, I dont think that kind of comment can be cringe
@@callmequaz9052i'm curious with reflection is it still cringe?
@@yoda5436 I've said far worse. That was just a comment from a kid having fun. Good times.
Tom: “I BLOODY KNEW IT”
Dean: “You killed someone.Ouch”
Well, it’s funny. But you could probably hear the light stab sound just before he said “Ow,” yes?
yup, that _is_ indeed what they said
11 years ago. this was made when i was born.
1:30 The time stopper kept giving Tom the stuff to make him look bad
"Ive filled the room...with tiny razor sharp needles."
"...Why have you done that?"
GETS ME EVERY TIME
I don't get it
Why am I laughing at this lol
its funny when dean goes "you've killed somon-ow
"To catch the TIME STOPPER, Dean!"
Needles to say, this was a good video!
dont
"translate" What the hell??
fake
Ahhhhhhhhh nice
Puns
"I BLOODY KNEW IT" ha I BLOODY knew it i see what you did there ha!
Came for the JSchlatt shout out, stayed for the sick beard
I DO NOT CARE HOW OLD THIS IS I HAVE WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES I LOST COUNT.
kool
Candle Meme same
#relatable
Yep
Yikes, no need to shout...
When he says "these needles were really expensive dean" if you watch his mouth he says "there is no time stopper"
You ruined the whole sketch. Thanks, mate.
-Plowkiller i dont think u can argue with that profile picture
Legit Kactus i will never unsee it
Stolen comment
U copied someone
I love that he isnt like: O MY GOD YOU KILLED SOMEONE
instead he just says: You killed someone
come from sleep deprived
obviously I watch it just for mr toasten
What's up gooner
Gooners checking in
gooners! assemble!
Gooning time
1:40 He says "these needles were really expensive Dean" but it's dubbed. If you read his lips he said "there's no time stopper"
+Doormandude You're right, good spotting
+Doormandude Holy shit you're right!
it's Dean Dobbed.
+Liliana S did you just?....
Liliana S FFS...
The most British thing to ever say...
"I BLOODY KNEW IT!!"
“DONT CALL ME NEEDY”
-needle 2012
ELEVEN YEARS AGO!!!!? Wow this stuff still funny as hell
u know it gon be good when he has the checkered tie
You know it is going to be*
Lord of Tea Well done Mr.Grammar-Nazi, you noticed my purposely incorrect spelling.
Thank you very much sir. It is my duty, after all.
TylerIsNotVeryCool Not according to 616 people.
TylerIsNotVeryCool yes
The noise of the needles when they stab dean just make my skin crawl I don't know why
Nice profile pic
same and nice pic
+Lemon Gerard wat
He'd make a great doctor. Not in medicine, but as in doctor who doctor
To this day I still say “I BLOODY KNEW IT!” with the same conviction as Tom
Tom : "I was badly raised"
Because your parents are a pineapple and a bowling ball
Are*
Were?
I have several questions....one being HOW?!
@@datguymiller the orb?
@@zuzanabartekova4823 fair enough
This room is filled with needles
Me and every person who fears needles:
*Panic attacks and Faints*
*Falls on needles while fainting*
@@Maria.Mirabella OOF.
*Legit dies from fear of needles*
*Same* I despise needles
I'm not scared of needles, but it does make me super claustrophobic, the idea that you're surrounded by needles
I love how tom went REALLY british at the end 💀
Gooner Time
Well needless to say, this film wasn't
Wow... you need every award. Nuff' sed
+Filips Äventyr Needles''
+Sacha Vancoillie I don't quite think you understand...
+Sacha Vancoillie I don't quite think you understand...
THIS PUN IS USED IN EVERY COMMENT
Who reckons its the time stopper putting the sandwich in toms hand and putting the remote in the sandwich
That's the joke.
Oh....why didnt he get hit by the needles then
maybe he was just really lucky
TetchyEquation He did.
not when putting the sandwich in toms hand and putting the remote in the sandwich
TetchyEquation He used time. "When" isn't something that applies.
The one that’s been stuck in my head for like. 11 years now.
I love that Jschlatt introduced people to this classic. Highly recommend going on a binge
"Jschlatt" did jack shit dipshit
Just realised the timestopper was Jack Howard lol.
It does say (with Jack&Dean), otherwise he'd have written (with Dean Dobbs).
Same
CZcams: ah yes, best time to recommend you this video
Yup this vid is 9 years ago
@@handersonmeneses5617 same
I can't believe they bought all of these needles for one sketch
The needles were added in post.
@@shadowbonnie2763 that still would've taken ages to render
I love how he goes "you killed someone, ow" so casually at the end
If you turn on captions at the part where he shoots the glass it says * shoots plate *
On yeah it does. -.- >.
Omg I hate needles and oh yeah it does
Potatoe Master *Dramatic sting*
*Le Gasp*
+Potatoe Master Its for deaf people
why are so many comments questioning how the needles are suspended in the room? it's a Tomska video. sentient cow.
Papa Ducknips BROTHER?
NEVER!!!!
Geez, alright. I was just curious about how that works, no need to be rude.
No am a real hoo-man, let's go skateboards
TIL this is the exact video that inspired JSchlatt’s Minecraft skin. The more you know
Fun fact: Schlatt can recite this word for word.
indeed
@@littenkittenproject4816he
Can
Aw deans hair, I miss you
Spirit_breakers s 🆕 the most d
Spirit_breakers what
I would go gay for dean if he had that hair
Its like DanTDM or Anthony Padilla
who else misses Dean's hair? his hair now is nothing like this :(
snowyoreo663 #bringbackolddean
snowyoreo663 this is my first video seeing his hair so I don't care really I like it
yeah, the emo hair suits him
snowyoreo663 EMO POWER
The Matrix
YASSS EMO POWER
I remember when this came out. I was still a kid. This is a remnant of the golden age of CZcams
This is what Jschlatt’s skin is modelled after lol
*Points aggressively*
"I bloody knew it!"
Lol
whos watching these tomska classics?!?!?!
You're mum
Lol why did u click read more idiot *-*
***** mhm
B For Blade *Your
B For Blade me
omg this was 2 years ago i was an absolute dick head. i dont even use this account anymore
I just love the style of your videos
i haven't seen this in so long... the memories
N0R5K1 YOUR ICON
Luca Bollman Eddsworld!
N0R5K1 I LOVE YOU
Luca Bollman I LOVE YOU TOO FELLOW EDDSWORLD FANDOM MEMEBER
N0R5K1 your name brings back more memorys
Jack:Well how do you like it?
Tom: *Shoots Cup*
Jack:Well that explains why the cups are gone
0:47 - 0:53
It's Dean, not Jack. ;)
wutevr C:
Katie Turtle Not anymore. ED
TheDragonCat99 :O
you watched it too?
jonathan schlatt
I watched his videos like 2 years ago and I can't stop whatching it his videos never get old 😩👏
There's a reference to Literal Drinks in this video- a *shot* glass.
I hope you know this vid came out way before literal drinks
Socoolikevan I know. Whole point of the joke.
Daniel Sharples You mean, "Whole *point* of the joke.
...
I'll show myself out.
98yoshi98 It took me a while, then I nearly burst out laughing. I didn't even notice the pun until I remembered the video's name. There's no needle show you out.
98yoshi98 You must be very sharp to make that pun
*timestoper pop up*
tom: I bloody knew it!
Now there's blood on his hands that will never wash off
It gets me every time😂
i can watch a video thank you
miss josie Buddum pshhhh
Thank you for the rerun broadcast. XD
oh hey a classic tomska sketch came into my recomended 12 yea- ITS BEEN 12 FUCKING YEARS
I love jschlatts videos. Always make me chuckle.
Yea like a sandwich
@@PeeElAitch hah. Schlatt should make a podcast with Ted Nivison or Charlie Slimecicle to throw some names out there.. that would be pretty funny i bet
this comment is before the tomska explanation, so what did you mean?
@@delfi7077 …I legally cannot tell you…
Anyone else think if Tom played it liked this he'd make a brilliant Doctor Who?
0:49 HI, IM DEREK BALM,
INTRODUCING KITCHEN GUN
How about dirty glass?
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
Derek bum
Cloud of Daggers
Conjuration
Level: 2
Casting time: 1 Action
Range: 60 feet
Components: V, S, M (a sliver of glass)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute
You fill the air with spinning daggers in a cube 5 feet on each side, centered on a point you choose within range. A creature takes 4d4 slashing damage when it enters the spell’s area for the first time on a turn or starts its turn there.
When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage increases by 2d4 for each slot level above 2nd.
This is the greatest comment I’ve ever seen on CZcams, definitely beats the JoJo references
Wtf are you talking about?!
This is how I catch all my time stoppers as well!
I bloody knew it!
Haha, get it, bloody, since he's bleeding from multiple needle points around his body...
tomska never ages
i know right
My brother is meeting tomska!
Kaylin Smith lucky
he's only 23
THAT'S BECAUSE HE KILLED THE TIMESTOPPPER. *TIME* STOPPER
i love how after only 4 hours of being messed with tom decides he needs 2 fill an entire room with invisible needles
jschlatt looking
"I BLOODY KNEW IT!" the accent...so beautiful
How did the cameraman film if the room was filled with needles?
Hayden Lau The camera man was the time stopper, who stole all the needles in that area.
Yuki Kuritana Why does this have sense
Hayden Lau Why does a time stopper exist? Yeh it doesnt have to make sense
Trail and error, mostly error
Who says there is a cameraman
0:49 I see that Tom has purchased the new “Kitchen Gun”
Holy shit, it's JSchlatt
Yare yare... that's how the crusaders should've stopped Dio
That's almost what Kakyoin did, but instead of using needles he used a very long emerald splash
@@hoclok4121 Pretty sure those are visible and not invisible. Cause if it was invisible, it would've kill dio time stop or not cause he can't see it flying and hit him the face.
@@Aibadenshi i instead thought that Dio just...felt them. Knew they were there, but was able to destroy them because he's super powerful or whatever. In fact, they're invisible in the OVA
That’s not were the cups have gone!
*They’re in the hole*
Adrienne Kaio 🕳
The ORB took them!
Actually it’s there
@@jonnypayne598 the Orb took them to the hole
No it’s they’re
Apparently jschlats Minecraft skin is based off of your beard
No he litterally just stole TomSkas skin
@@fwater9543its not stealing, its a Minecraft skin lmao
@@ArcticArmy that’s Schlatt’s words, he said he stole it
@@ArcticArmyno he directly stole a skin tomska paid someone to create.
jschlatt skin.
Wait so how did you get the needles out...
he didn't
a big MAGNET!
With the corpse of the timestopper of course
he blew up the house
end of story
easy, with a black hole
Is it me or does tomska back than feel like David Tennants doctor who
I can’t unsee that now
I mean, that’s just kinda British humour in general. We make fun of ourselves
@@nottheredhead it's more of an appearance / voice that makes me think it but you do have a good point still
You know this video is old when you can’t find any jojo references on a time-stop related video
Me toasten
This was the first time if saw or heard of jack and dean, and I'm happy I did.