The Goblin - JACK & DEAN

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  • čas přidán 10. 05. 2018
  • That? That's a goblin living under the stairs...
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    A ColourTV Production
    Executive Producer - Jay Pond-Jones
    Directed and Edited by Jack Howard
    Written by and Starring Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
    Co-director - Matt Holt
    Featuring David Elms, Lizzie Daykin, Bertie Gilbert & Savannah Brown
    Produced by Rebecca Hewett & Leah Draws
    Director of Photography - Ciaran O'Brien / ciaranobrien
    Camera Operator - Ade Goss
    First Assistant Camera - Rachael Hutchings
    Camera Trainee - Em Cooke
    Gaffer - Christine Alexander
    Art Director (and pretty much everything else) - Reb Day / reb_day
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley www.danpugsley.co.uk/
    Sound recordist - Will Loxley
    Costume - Cecily Mitchell
    Make Up by Diandra Ferreira
    Runner - Charlotte Gordon
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Komentáře • 2K

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle Před 6 lety +3990

    fittieeeeee

    • @JenniferScarlettMusic
      @JenniferScarlettMusic Před 6 lety +13

      doddleoddle love you dodie💖

    • @DeanDobbs
      @DeanDobbs Před 6 lety +61

      love you dodie💖

    • @gccrankum8412
      @gccrankum8412 Před 6 lety +46

      Is it just me or was that the most disturbing video from Jack and Dean??

    • @samuelramsey222
      @samuelramsey222 Před 6 lety +4

      Love you Dodie

    • @lydiah6857
      @lydiah6857 Před 6 lety +12

      GCcrankum It's definitely just you! Do you not remember the one about Naziism!?

  • @matt
    @matt Před 6 lety +4338

    Dean as a goblin is funnier than I could have ever imagine. Sequel please.

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im Před 6 lety +23

      Matt Lobster can u do u as a lobster tho

    • @J031w
      @J031w Před 5 lety +4

      I came here to say the very same!

    • @torao9013
      @torao9013 Před 5 lety +2

      He deserves an Oscar.

    • @liviciabattery
      @liviciabattery Před 5 lety +1

      Yea

    • @Vale-tg1og
      @Vale-tg1og Před 5 lety +1

      OMG Matt you’re actually alive?

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods Před 6 lety +4032

    *"GIMMIE THE BABY"*
    "Tone it down a notch will you?"
    *_"GiMmiE tHe baBy"_*

  • @alenaz2081
    @alenaz2081 Před 6 lety +2810

    The way he tries to say "gimmie the baby" gentler kills me every time! Top notch acting! And the whole thing is comedy gold (as always)

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik Před 6 lety +3699

    I thought for sure the lips were coming off in that kiss.

    • @notanalien9908
      @notanalien9908 Před 6 lety +64

      come on that would´ve been perfect

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel1378
      @biblicallyaccurateangel1378 Před 6 lety +7

      same

    • @Littlehickish
      @Littlehickish Před 6 lety +23

      Missed a trick there, dean

    • @madamb2246
      @madamb2246 Před 6 lety +40

      Glad I wasn't the only one who had this disturbing thought 😥

    • @smartangel10
      @smartangel10 Před 6 lety +92

      That would have been a little too predictable for me. What I like about Jack and Dean is that they never do what I expect them to.

  • @stealthsuit58
    @stealthsuit58 Před 6 lety +3422

    I am slightly concerned at how good Dean's goblin acting is

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 Před 5 lety +541

    "Leaving out food or gold?"
    "Don't act likes that's a stupid thing to say, there's a goblin in the cupboard."
    LOGIC

  • @gjnic77
    @gjnic77 Před 6 lety +802

    When he wanted the kiss, I thought he was going to take off Jack's lips. How graphic would that be?!?!

    • @frickof291
      @frickof291 Před 4 lety +13

      yeah same here

    • @nobodyimportant3928
      @nobodyimportant3928 Před 4 lety +12

      Answer: YeS
      Level of graphicness is YeS

    • @tomatodoggo5350
      @tomatodoggo5350 Před 4 lety +6

      I tought the same

    • @elix-hi2742
      @elix-hi2742 Před 4 lety +2

      Yea same.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 4 lety +13

      He's a Goblin, not a barbarian. We can't just have too many lips going around. Think of the economy. We can't have too much inflation. And see it from the bright side, that couple got themselves a nice human to play with. It's always nice to keep pets around. And when you're done with them, well at least you got 2 lips out of it. And some food.
      I'm a Vegan Gobbo so I only eat Vegetarians.

  • @ryantrue4844
    @ryantrue4844 Před 6 lety +2413

    Harry potter has changed

  • @SuperSamStuff
    @SuperSamStuff Před 6 lety +2828

    "basil" might be the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
    Brilliant.

    • @TheAnimystro
      @TheAnimystro Před 6 lety +17

      1:44

    • @other1419
      @other1419 Před 5 lety +7

      Ye basil...

    • @elliec6885
      @elliec6885 Před 4 lety +2

      Me and my best friend just keep saying "basil" to each other before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

  • @aniakuriata1069
    @aniakuriata1069 Před 6 lety +2148

    I had the "Gimme the baby" line stuck in my head throughout my organic chemistry final. There I was, trying to take a final that determines my gpa, which in turn determines whether I keep my scholarship, and all I could think was "GIMME THE BABY". So thanks for that.....

  • @SamDarrAuthor
    @SamDarrAuthor Před 6 lety +1275

    Dean was incredible in this

    • @joshuadenis3968
      @joshuadenis3968 Před 4 lety +3

      Yup, he freaks the shit out of me

    • @daxtro5492
      @daxtro5492 Před 4 lety +3

      sam complimenting dean? did cas die? XD

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 4 lety

      I mean when you don't have to act, thinks are easier. Man did she look good though that Gobbo. The lips I'd give for her...

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Před 3 lety +1

      @@daxtro5492 omg it took me a full minute to get that!

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Před 3 lety +1

      Also, cas kinda did die.

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise Před 6 lety +945

    Dean is so fucking good in this 🌟🙌

  • @fionasinclair9206
    @fionasinclair9206 Před 6 lety +464

    "Give me a kiss, fitty" IM SCREAMING

  • @AndArrington
    @AndArrington Před 6 lety +1031

    Basil?
    *basil*

  • @Aigroeg
    @Aigroeg Před 6 lety +673

    I think my favorite thing about this video is that I've seen it about 10 times and I only just noticed the woman at the start is talking about the amount of plug sockets.

    • @Hi-Fitxt
      @Hi-Fitxt Před 4 lety +14

      Never actually noticed that till you commented this, and I've watched this a good 30+ times XD.

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic Před 6 lety +852

    100% expected him to bite jacks goddamn face off

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Před 6 lety +1897

    As someone who works for an Estate Agent, I can confirm that there are Goblins under everyone’s home

    • @MrRobotman
      @MrRobotman Před 6 lety +37

      Once I told my cousins that "UFO" stands for "Under Floor Oranges".
      Not too sure why.

    • @JamesSmith-pp5vp
      @JamesSmith-pp5vp Před 6 lety +15

      My house doesn't have stairs, do I still have goblins?

    • @dogpoop4621
      @dogpoop4621 Před 6 lety +10

      James Smith Underneath the floorboards

    • @charlestonlovette2801
      @charlestonlovette2801 Před 6 lety +5

      ItsJoeDoe he's in the ceiling then.

    • @leilasparks8342
      @leilasparks8342 Před 6 lety +1

      StickMaster500 I’m not sleeping tonight

  • @MajaAnushka
    @MajaAnushka Před 6 lety +633

    why am i both very amused and not at all surprised that dean managed to get the word “fitty” into this

  • @averychatfield8947
    @averychatfield8947 Před 6 lety +306

    For some reason “oh he’s got basil in there” killed me lol

  • @sophie-wf1kg
    @sophie-wf1kg Před 6 lety +1823

    This must be the maddest sketch you've done. I love it

    • @sazashleigh
      @sazashleigh Před 6 lety +8

      sophie I was gonna argue freaky mouth pizza but I think you may be right ahaha

  • @GuyLarsen
    @GuyLarsen Před 6 lety +2104

    lips.

  • @VocalAttitude
    @VocalAttitude Před 6 lety +884

    Seriously though, can we have the bloopers of Jack kissing goblin Dean or nah? :'D

  • @larsarcher501
    @larsarcher501 Před 6 lety +415

    I REALLY want to see the bloopers to this video

  • @wumadlo
    @wumadlo Před 6 lety +274

    dean *gobbs*

  • @DoggoMcGee
    @DoggoMcGee Před 6 lety +710

    Lips

  • @djt3xmex
    @djt3xmex Před 6 lety +242

    the greatest kiss in film history

    • @collinsje5
      @collinsje5 Před 5 lety +17

      ...or at least the creepiest.

  • @MonoCrowbo
    @MonoCrowbo Před 4 lety +264

    "Take it down a notch."
    *Proceeds to go cross-eyed* "Gimme da baby."

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz Před 4 lety

      *_69th like. What have I done...?_*

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo Před 4 lety

      @@stonksboinz Blasphemy..

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz Před 4 lety

      @@MonoCrowbo what do you mean: blasphemy?

    • @azaleawater
      @azaleawater Před 4 lety

      Xan D it’s a reference to another of there sketches I think

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz Před 4 lety

      @@azaleawater I don't know why he keeps putting his face into the toast... kids eh?

  • @yomolwaspran1527
    @yomolwaspran1527 Před 6 lety +494

    Dean has a great goblin voice.

  • @eiravalentina5973
    @eiravalentina5973 Před 6 lety +381

    that's free real estate

  • @whatthetrend8323
    @whatthetrend8323 Před 4 lety +133

    I’m an estate agent, and I can confirm that this is what 90% of my job involves

  • @spooky_ghosty
    @spooky_ghosty Před 4 lety +34

    _”Lips”_
    “GIMME THE BABY”
    “Disease, disease, disease, Basil”
    “KISS”

  • @bellapearce6688
    @bellapearce6688 Před 6 lety +1116

    *”L I P S !”*

  • @FergusGriggs
    @FergusGriggs Před 6 lety +759

    That took a dark turn.

    • @georgerees7751
      @georgerees7751 Před 6 lety +1

      Fergus Griggs Yeah what do they want jack to do

  • @extravagant_penguin
    @extravagant_penguin Před 5 lety +56

    I’ve watched this so many times that randomly in my every day life I find myself saying “lips” like the goblin does with no context and usually just to myself, help.

  • @alexishagan4121
    @alexishagan4121 Před 5 lety +34

    1:22 that subtle hand movement of Jack's tho...

  • @rey6282
    @rey6282 Před 6 lety +261

    Please for the love of god can we have some bloopers for this

  • @soitssparkie
    @soitssparkie Před 6 lety +282

    God that make up on dean is amazing

    • @Littlehickish
      @Littlehickish Před 6 lety +46

      Sparkie it’s actually the opposite of makeup, the dean face u know and love is a very expensive and believable layer of makeup that he removed for this video. He’s very brave.

    • @star3674
      @star3674 Před 6 lety +2

      Sparkie what makeup?

  • @TeganThrussell
    @TeganThrussell Před 4 lety +35

    No one seems to be talking about how truely terrifying that ending is... Jack just got sold to goblins, who use lips as currency and probably eat babies.
    I'm scared for him...

  • @aistuta1616
    @aistuta1616 Před 6 lety +80

    the disease bit made me cry it's so good

  • @ddxx8086
    @ddxx8086 Před 6 lety +351

    Dean looks a little different, did he get a tan?

    • @libbystevens5937
      @libbystevens5937 Před 6 lety +14

      Dd Loves i think it was a haircut...?

    • @zea308
      @zea308 Před 6 lety +5

      Elizabeth Grace No he's just got new shoes

    • @angelikajoanna3817
      @angelikajoanna3817 Před 6 lety +4

      Don't forget he painted his nails

    • @zea308
      @zea308 Před 6 lety +5

      I think he's got some eyeliner on? I'm sure its his eyes that look different

    • @ddxx8086
      @ddxx8086 Před 6 lety +4

      Grace H maybe coloured contacts?

  • @sunnyrayne4301
    @sunnyrayne4301 Před 6 lety +816

    FINALLY THEY KISS

  • @dykethatbites
    @dykethatbites Před 5 lety +27

    *“Fittiiie”*
    *“YoU’rE FuCkInG NiCe!*

  • @Sexykoala24.7
    @Sexykoala24.7 Před 4 lety +7

    The goblin voice, I can't deal with it, I cried laughing at "basil", "give me the baby" and "kisses"

  • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
    @DannyMakesVideosIGuess Před 6 lety +311

    "GIV ME DA BAYBEE"

  • @lilacsrain6004
    @lilacsrain6004 Před 6 lety +175

    would you say you were....sober when you had the idea for this? Whatever the catalyst for this work of art was, keep doing it

  • @hannahlou2874
    @hannahlou2874 Před 6 lety +45

    I need to see bloopers of this 😂

  • @melododie
    @melododie Před 5 lety +159

    God, I love this. Amazingly written boys!
    2:44 Fittie, you're f*cking nice, pretty boy, pretty! 😂😂😂

  • @DatLemonHD
    @DatLemonHD Před 6 lety +198

    When Jack and Dean upload my will to live increases

  • @ambski2838
    @ambski2838 Před 6 lety +532

    Aww you can stay under my stairs creepy goblin dean

    • @EchoHeo
      @EchoHeo Před 6 lety +6

      Beemovie Cookiebish
      Ur wrird

    • @Stormley
      @Stormley Před 6 lety +9

      Is that a euphemism?

    • @obiwans
      @obiwans Před 6 lety +3

      Beemovie Cookiebish YOUR ICON JSJEJEBD HAHAHH

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 Před 6 lety +189

    He has a bag of lips and you want me to kiss him. SEEMS SENSIBLE.
    I also got the feeling the "pretty boy" and "fittie" bits weren't scripted 😂
    Can someone please fanfiction this shite??

  • @seulement_moi
    @seulement_moi Před 6 lety +109

    JACK, YOUR ACTING AT THE END IS SO FRICKEN GOOD!! I LOVE IT!!! You actually looked genuinely scared and forgotten and neglected, are you okay? And, Dean, everything about the Goblin was amazing; you executed the role so well. Well done. 👏👏👏👏👏
    Edit: fast-forward 2 years later, wow this comment is cringey, ugh. I still mean everything I said tho, it was great acting on both of your behalfs. This is one of the videos I always come back to and it's great everytime. Well done guys!

  • @GingerPhotographyGuy
    @GingerPhotographyGuy Před 6 lety +239

    Dean could you be any more amazing? And Jack's deadpan delivery is perfect as usual! Love you both!

  • @maxmolasses1314
    @maxmolasses1314 Před 6 lety +46

    Ten seconds after the video ended, I screamed, "wait... DID JACK AND DEAN JUST KISS?!?!?!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @movieparadoxical8494
    @movieparadoxical8494 Před 5 lety +48

    When he says “basil” he literally sounds exactly like Gollum 😂

  • @simplycodey6469
    @simplycodey6469 Před 5 lety +6

    Just Dean growling compliments at Jack is one of my favourite things to date. XD

  • @moonechild_
    @moonechild_ Před 6 lety +43

    Ah yes. Lips are common currency in the goblin world.

  • @101ThingsVita
    @101ThingsVita Před 6 lety +238

    That ending was priceless

  • @gamerealm13
    @gamerealm13 Před 3 lety +3

    Can i just acknowledge that at 3:45 when Dean runs away he has no colour on his feet but he's green everywhere else?

  • @yeetusdeletus3977
    @yeetusdeletus3977 Před 5 lety +45

    “You fing pretty boi.”
    “If he gives you a kiss, will you go away?”
    “YES.”

  • @bjark2943
    @bjark2943 Před 6 lety +181

    this must've been so hard to film

  • @ShortneysLife
    @ShortneysLife Před 6 lety +94

    i have many questions but want no answers

  • @absoluteunit4558
    @absoluteunit4558 Před 6 lety +22

    GiMmE the BabEee

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Před 5 lety +25

    This is like my absolute favorite Jack and Dean skit that isn’t an “All Trades” video. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched it lol

  • @maryamhussain8182
    @maryamhussain8182 Před 6 lety +188

    GHIMMEEE THEEE GHBAYBEE

  • @ddxx8086
    @ddxx8086 Před 6 lety +96

    This is why the wait between jack and dean videos is worth it, hilarious!

  • @chief_idk7788
    @chief_idk7788 Před 5 lety +17

    i am dead at the way he proudly shows the bag of lips and moves hips eyebrows and says "L I P S"
    very good character development in 5 second, but for real im dead

  • @danielburnett6817
    @danielburnett6817 Před 4 lety +4

    Dean's expression at the end gives me chills

  • @Christian-ir2mb
    @Christian-ir2mb Před 6 lety +158

    every sketch from you guys is a gift from the heavens.

  • @DanielDobbs
    @DanielDobbs Před 6 lety +46

    It's the best sketch of 2018, I repeat, it's the best sketch of 2018, this is not a drill I am creasing.

  • @alexanderjames1869
    @alexanderjames1869 Před 5 lety +8

    3:20 *the jack and Dean shippers have entered the chat*

  • @madison6095
    @madison6095 Před 4 lety +4

    I’ve been saying “lips” in the goblin voice nonstop since I saw this yesterday

  • @jasminewadsworth1983
    @jasminewadsworth1983 Před 6 lety +46

    It's always been my dream to star in a Jack and Dean video.
    Thanks for making it a reality guys.

    • @sixmilesdeep
      @sixmilesdeep Před 6 lety

      Jasmine Wadsworth same. are you the goblin that is living under the stairs? i'm the one with the blue hair.

    • @rylieking91
      @rylieking91 Před 6 lety

      Jasmine Wadsworth SAME

    • @rylieking91
      @rylieking91 Před 6 lety

      I’m usually the trash can in the background

  • @Momo-ic1vq
    @Momo-ic1vq Před 6 lety +117

    Dean saying GIVE ME THE BABY got me tbh

  • @tyranthet-rex8198
    @tyranthet-rex8198 Před 4 lety +4

    Ik this is just a comedy sketch from a year ago, but this video means so much to me somehow..

  • @handle5201
    @handle5201 Před 6 lety +3

    "fitttyyy you're fookin niicccceeee" gets me every time

  • @lillajoba6710
    @lillajoba6710 Před 6 lety +121

    I never know how to comment on your videos...What the hell? I'm laughing but I'm...very disturbed.

  • @RoyalyReagan
    @RoyalyReagan Před 6 lety +206

    What kind of Harry Potter fanfic is this?

    • @paulobuencamino4859
      @paulobuencamino4859 Před 6 lety +4

      RoyalyReagan my kind

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 6 lety +4

      Was this Goblin!Harry and Real Estate Agent!Draco AU? Is there a following for that? My research has led to dead ends, I _must_ uncover this mystery!

  • @nerdyguygamer
    @nerdyguygamer Před 6 lety +42

    This couple is incredibly racist against goblins! I'm calling PETA

  • @danelyn.1374
    @danelyn.1374 Před rokem +1

    god I'm just coming back to these sketches after a while and I remember how beautifully written and acted every sketch is, have recommended it so much and it's so nice to rewatch, absolutely love the stuff especially the show... excellent stuff lmao

  • @K1LLK4N3
    @K1LLK4N3 Před 6 lety +28

    Ok but....Dean with long black acrylic nails is iconic

  • @bekahcate
    @bekahcate Před 6 lety +41

    this is simultaneously one of the funniest and most uncomfortable videos i’ve ever watched 😂😂 wonderful job, this is great guys xx

  • @IncrediBelleJessi
    @IncrediBelleJessi Před 2 lety +2

    'Gimme a kiss, fitty, you're f*cking nice'
    Have to remember this for my wedding vows

  • @annarose932
    @annarose932 Před 6 lety +11

    Next episode, Dodie saves Jack from Dean the goblin

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight Před 6 lety +115

    I, for one, am glad that "Lips!" is now a new meme.
    You guys are the best.

    • @connorfarrow9480
      @connorfarrow9480 Před 5 lety +3

      'Lips' is now an inside joke with me and my friends now we at least quote it five times a day and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @tinyplxnet
    @tinyplxnet Před 6 lety +39

    "kiss me you fitty" is one of the most british and relatable things ever

  • @JazzaTracks
    @JazzaTracks Před 6 lety +8

    I'm pissed they don't even 1 mill yet, they deserve 5

  • @blackberryhoney6248
    @blackberryhoney6248 Před 6 lety +1

    This is my absolute favourite Jack and Dean sketch. Every time I watch it I laugh hysterically.

  • @willr8764
    @willr8764 Před 6 lety +42

    Ending darker than Infinity War.

  • @Marciedunn
    @Marciedunn Před 6 lety +29

    I’m really thrilled that videos like this are being made. Nonsensical and unpredictable. Just how I like my CZcams. I’d wait an eternity under a staircase for your videos. Thanks for keeping your creativity alive guys!

  • @SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy
    @SolaceBreadAlwaysleepy Před 6 lety +1

    I had to rewatch that sketch several times over the past days. It may very well be my favourite one from anyone ever. It is just so perfect. The portrayal of the goblin is golden and the subtitles are a nice bonus. Love it!

  • @oliverhyland5759
    @oliverhyland5759 Před 3 lety +3

    It's taken many viewings of this for me to realise that they've gone out of the way to paint Deans legs green where his trousers are torn, but they didn't paint his feet

  • @lucestmoi1949
    @lucestmoi1949 Před 6 lety +49

    The shippers are slowly crying rn

  • @onewayticket4418
    @onewayticket4418 Před 6 lety +12

    The little laugh after Jack says "A goblin that lives under the stairs" makes me laugh so much!

  • @lailag4849
    @lailag4849 Před 3 lety +1

    'Lips' and 'gimme the baby' have been living rent free in my head since this came out

  • @Impo666
    @Impo666 Před 6 lety +42

    My word this is a masterpiece.

  • @LittleChaoticMonsta
    @LittleChaoticMonsta Před 6 lety +47

    Bloopers?

  • @zoeweaver7082
    @zoeweaver7082 Před 6 lety +46

    Scared but impressed

  • @filthykevin860
    @filthykevin860 Před 4 lety +3

    "LIPPS"
    "Stop saying lips"
    "BLEEEEEEGH"

  • @almypal666
    @almypal666 Před 4 lety +4

    Jack @ 3:33 - "This happens every time!"
    Me - "...how many times have you kissed that goblin??!!"