Kung Fu Cooking
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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2022
- #shorts #kungfu #cooking #uncleroger
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"Shake for what, you too skinny"
*Uncle Roger did her dirty 💀😭*
fr 😂
Uncle be trippin...
Just two chopstick shaking in the wind
@@monkeyproductions5356 I want to split them chop sticks and eat some chow mien.
@@rjgaynor8 bro what 💀
“Two chopsticks in the wind”💀😂
I found my new insult
Bro just ended her life 😂😂😂
Whaaaaaa😂😂😂😂hahahaaaaiiiiii😂😂😂what you shakin😂😂😂
It's kinda true though
I'm adding this to my insult list
"We just like to see pretty girl do crazy shit"
That line hits so hard
Bruh why did you comment twice already
😂😂
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE WTH?!?!
lol this kid is struggling to get likes now
Get a life lil bro
"That's not a** that's just two chopstick in the wind"💀💀
“Why you put my ex wife in there” 🤣
😂😂😂
😂
I'm crying 😂😂😂
I'm crying 😂😂😂
Lmao
“Please dont eat the dog , we already have enough of the stereotype “had me dying lol
Assalam u Alaikum
@@hatersrmotivators6477 walaikum salam
dont bomb my house please ( so funny ikr )
@@diebunny3103 😒😒😒
If you hear"Allahu Akbar" you know shit is gonna go down 😂. Joke
I saw a video where Isreali bomb on plaestinian office and everyone was souting Allahu Akbar I don't know why is the need to say God is the greatest in that situation.
Moral of the story: If dog eat your food, then eat dog's food.
You are what you eat
yes
Instructions unclear.
Dog gone.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Chinese version "if a dog eats your food eat the dog ........" That's it
Two chopsticks in wind 🍃 😂😂😂😂💀💀
true lol
"Why put my ex-wife in there" omg 😂
Got me dead lol 😂
💀💀💀💀
😂
Hahahaja
@@wilsonobiyo62 If you're dead how did you type?
I love how he just ROASTED that girl and his ex-wife
#relatable
Or he roasted a pig, depending on whom you ask
Pity the piggies caught in the line is fire
They both deserved it
😂😂😂, that was a great roast
"WAIT WHAT!?, Why do you put my ex wife in there!?" Got me laughing for 1 hour straight🤣
Where is ur "HAIIYAAA"
"Two chopsticks in the wind"
💀
Petition for theninjaslime to review these cooking too
👇🏻
😂😂😂
her sister prob got the good genes
GYATT WHEN SHE WAS CLIMBING THAT 🤪
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"wait what why you put my ex wife in there" is crazy LMAO
"Why you put my *ex-wife* in there?" 💀
Dont worry bro
i watched the vid
@@USMCHECU Don't worry bro you can just keep scrolling
@@Allrounder14509 aight
This😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waw 😳 impresif 😳
"Please don’t eat dog we have to much of that stereo type”💀😂
Cut eating the dog out of the equation
We should eat Pangolins and Bats instead.. 🤣😂
@@baawbaaw9931 luu7hjkkkkjjjkkkk
When comes a Chinese dish he change his party 🤣
you killed me😭
Uncle roger is part time chef full time roaster 😂🤣
"why you put my ex wife in there" 💀
696 likes but no replies? Let me fix that
Yea
838 likes and only 2 comment? let me fix that
It is 1.2K now
1.4k likes and only 4 replies, let me fix that.
"That's not ass that just two chopsticks in the wind" got me dying😂
“Why you out my ex wife in there?” Classic Uncle Roger
"Pretty girl doing shit" Got me dying 💀😂😂😂
You forgot "Crazy" before shit💀
You just like seeing-☠️
scat fetish detected
@@TheManouj no i *shit* before crazy
and you cannot tell me what to do
😂
"That's not ass, that's just two chopsticks in the wind" got me good
Fr
She’s the perfect size. I hate big asses. They’re just fat.
Fr
Frfr bro
Fr
“What are you shaking”😂😂
"That just two chopsticks in the wind" 💀
"two chopsticks in the wind"
I freaking lost it lol
@♡ Lolita ♡ its a joke also its true she looks like she overuse make up
I'm going to use that one. LOL
@@seoembiah5396 cry me a river
@@seoembiah5396 yeah it's funny af
@♡ Lolita ♡ it's true so no
"we just like seeing pretty girls do crazy shit"
-Uncle Roger, 2022
He ain’t even wrong
"You're too skinny!, what are you shaking?"
-uncle roger, 2022
I just like seeing crazy people do crazy stuff
I guess we got back in time then
2023
That’s just two chopsticks in the wind had me dying😂
The funny part is when uncle Roger says'' shake for what to you too skinny that not ass that is 2 chopsticks in the the wind"uncle Roger did her dirty
“Why you put my ex-wife there?”
*got me dying* 😂💀
Same
LMAOOO 💀💀💀💀
She deserves it tbh lol, would be so best ever
Yeah
Same 🤣🤣🤣
"You're too skinny. What you shaking?"
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Rest in peace
Can still hear her bones clacking together to this day
shaking because of malnutrition 😂
just remembered a male married professor in our university who was conducting a field study of the different species in the mangrove forest and students are required to wear swimwear/swimsuit. Most students were shy to wear body hugging suits and the professor noticed their awkwardness then proceeded to tell the class "don't worry, I am not interested on those pair of raisins on your chests"
savage 😂😂😂
@@Mika88Kenichi That's savage on a whole new level 🤣
-"why U put my ex-wife in there?"
got me rolling 👹
"That two chopstick in the wind". This guy is growing on me everytime
“Why you have my ex wife in there?!” Got me dying💀
Bro uncle roger is genuinely brilliant 😂
so when he eat that thing, that mean he canib...ok nvm 🤣
he brings his ex wife in his comments
That was my favorite part. 😅😅😅
Damn u violated her
"We Just like watching pretty girls doing crazy shit" got me 😂😭💀
And then she proceeds to shove dog food in her mouth😭💀
Does anyone know her name?
@@saadsylas9824 Mmm for research purposes? 🤔😏
@@duhnieese818 Yea yea for research 😶 Do u know?
I'm looking for some research material, can anyone point me in the right direction?
why are you putting my ex wife there??😂😂😂 got me💀💀
That last part where she stares at the dog as she eats the dog's food, is her euphemistic way of saying she ate the dog 🐕 ...
No way i teared up watching this
*"Why you put my EX wife in there?"*
That was a violation 💀
Lol
Lol💀💀
He did her ex wife dbad
no no no that was a crime
That was my ex-wife too
"wait what? Why you put my ex wife in there?!" absolute violation😂
😂lol uncle roger said his ex wife is in with the pigs
LFAMOOOOOOO
Atleast he has an Ex-Wife... Unlike us🤔
bro is it real uncle roger marry that dog???
@@zachangelo167no he called his ex-wife a pig 😂
Bro is a mad man🔥🔥💀💀
“Why did you put my ex-wife there” 💀😂
Man really tried to copy to get more likes
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
@@RhonacartierIsToxic “copy”
@@RhonacartierIsToxic who cares If you copy the comment theres no rule in youtube "Dont copy comment"
💀
‘Shake for what? U too skinny’
💀💀💀
That part was the best. Lmfaoo
I lost it at his roasting skills 🤣
Emotional damage😂
That hurts💀💀
lmao
Chopsticks in the wind LoL
🥢💨
She just said never let your next move be known 😂
“Please don’t eat dog, we got enough of that stereotype” dead! 😂
😂😂🤣
Yeah, and just today, my boyfriend tells me he ate dog as a kid and its common in his village. He's from northern China. It's not common, but it happens and is true.
@@EquinoxEliteI ate dogs too, and I'm not Chinese
Eating dogs is outdated
Eating old people and children is much more fun tbh
Oooh i thought be meant dont eat dog food i was so confused cause i never heard of that one
"Wait what?" "Why you put my ex wife in there?" got me rolling on the floor 💀
Sameee lmao i am on the floor fr
@@juliyaroy7932LOL-
Who
Asked
The way that the girl ate the dog food the picture that uncle roger showed😂😂😂😂
"two chopsticks in wind" killed me
🕵"That's not ass that's just two chop sticks in the wind."😂😂
Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT PART 😂
@OwO I love you
You need a TV show! Uncle Rogers Neighborhood!
@@owo2561I was disappointed
"Why you put my ex-wife in there!?"
*Uncle roger is a savage* 💀
W uncle roger
It’s funny bc he rlly
Is divorced,
That’s why he lives
In the uk😂
@@iiLiberatedii yh no one cares 😂
🗿🗿
Frrr
"That no ass that 2 chopstick" got me drying 😂💀
“That’s not ass that’s two chops sticks u shaking”😂😂😂
"Two chopsticks in the wind"💀
"Why did you put my ex-wife in there?"💀
1000 like
No comments?
ain't no way 2 only comment
Uncle roger a menace 😂😂😂
Lol ❤❤❤
“That not ass, that just two chopstick moving in the wind” bro violated her💀
I cracked so hard 😂😂
Killed
ngl that got me
'bro violated her'
As a skinny, flapjack butt woman, he indirectly hurt my feelings too ☠️☠️🤣🤣
“Dat not ass dat jus 2 chopstick in da wind”
Roger wildin out here
Missing haiyah in the last 😂😢
"Two chopstick in the wind" Im screaming😭😭
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bruddah I had to pause the video
Lol me too,🤣 and i still imagining that 2 chopsticks
So dead 😂
Same but without the s😭
He just roasted skinny people, his ex, and the entire asian community.
Always better asian in anything 😂
Is there even such a thing as "Asian community"? What, do they have an Asian council? Then again, EU does..
@@sharavy6851 the term "community" is used sometimes used in the sense of grouping people that have one thing in common together. For example, the lgbtq community, the black community, female community, etc.
@@a_thxna in others words, the term is nonsense.
And me 💀
Her wife : "The last one is Uncle Roger, bro ...""
“Why you put my ex wife in there?” 😂😂😂
“ Dat just two chopsticks in da wind”
😂😂😂😂
1k likes and no replies I got you
@@boba4mik haha thanks
Crippled me. This dude is so funny. 😂😂😂
Got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
Bruh that shit got me mid drink. All over my clothes and through my nose. 😂
“that not 🍑 that's 2 chopsticks" 💀💀💀
In the wind*
💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 🤣
@@ym9835 No worries where , it’s just 2 chopsticks 🥢
🤣
“that just two chopstick in the wind” 😂
"Why put my ex-wife in there" had me roling on the floor
me too
Same
yeah man, i fused with the floor as well
@@valhallaLord😂
😂😂😂👍🏻
*"Shake for what? What you shaking? That's like two chop sticks in the wind"*
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emotional damage 💀💀💀💀
🤣😂🤣😂
Uncle Roger you killing me 😂😂😂😂😂
"Two chopsticks moving in the wind" is my new favorite thing....
“ Wait What?!? Why you put my ex wife in there? “
💀
Shit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
1k
😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@samnuthall8004 - 🦧
Asian will always roast their ex wife
"That's not ass, that's just two chopsticks in the wind"
Oh my god, I'm dying! Hahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every asian
me too
@@HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH not really.
@@HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH not all, most Filipinos have great ass
So Asian man! 😂😂
The end scene, " Don't let people know your next move " 😂 ...
I am waiting for the 'HAIYAAA'
"2 Chopsticks in the wind"
Uncle Roger violated her too bad 💀😭
888 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.
911 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that.
Guy who have his comment under mine, is gay
4 virgins and no one calling them out? Lemme fix that
@@irrelevanttwat 💀
She's the definition of "don't let your opponent know your next move"
When he paused u could see it was actually peanuts
Don't u mean definition? Got u tho.
1k like 🔥
"finish him!"
Lmfao two chopsticks got me choking on my coughs😂😂😂
Uncle Roger be like "that's enough internet for today" 😂😂😂
This guy need his own Netflix series
No he don't
@@prateekvashishth1362 yes he does
@@prateekvashishth1362 nothing exciting happening in your life I see.
@@ellytheneverland no he needs a series on a platform thats actually good
@@ellytheneverlandno. Netflix is declining in quality faster and faster. And it bastardizes certain concepts that they use for their exclusive shows. The sensible thing to do is to not have Uncle Roger as a concept fall in Netflix’s grasp, as they can easily make his show bad, uninteresting, cringe, excessively p.c., or just deviate almost entirely from the core values of the Uncle Roger we know.
"wait what? why you put my ex-wife in there??" GOT ME DYING 😭😭
Lmao
Yes
I read this comment when he just said it
I WAS ABT TO SAY THAT LMAO I GOT DYING TO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cause she a pig !! im crying
"That just two chopstick in the wind" Got me😭🤣
"that's not ass that's just two chopsticks in the wind"got me dying for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"thats not ass, that's just two chopsticks in the wind"
Bro got me rolling on the floor 💀
L humor
@@budi9573 actually W you just don't get bitches and that's why you protect them
@@aleekss._0597 you laugh at that shit? your 'bitches' are all geeks then
@@budi9573 My bitches aren't the chopstick type you love im sorry
@@aleekss._0597 what the fuck are you talking about rn, you high or smthin?
“Two chopsticks”
That was brutality from out of nowhere 💀
"This gonna be the craziest Chinese weejio" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"That's not ass, that's just 2 chopsticks in the wind" More truer words have never been spoken.
No comment?? Let me fix it 😎
Me when I look at Lisa twerking but blinks would just go crazy
Emotional damage
@@zehanni
O
“we just like see pretty gurl do crazy shit”
had me dying 😭
There you go crazy shit she did alright dog food eat?? Is it healthy?? Just WHY??
@@JonCampbell29 Because the dog ate her roasted sweet potato
She decided to take revenge
@@user-nb9nh4qi9qthat's such a stupid revenge to do tho 😒
@@zackrblx ikr
“You do all that Kung Fu cooking bullshit and then you just eat… dog food” best summary of the video
This guy messes with everybody 😂
"That's not ass. That's two chopsticks shaking in the wind." Awesome!!! lol
bro who reacts with awesome!!!
"why you put my ex wife in there"
He did her dirty 😂
Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fr
She is made up
She"
they were talking abt uncle roger
“That just 2 chopstick in the wind”
Emotional damage 😭😭😭
Body shaming??
@@sonicturtle6169 dude what
@@sonicturtle6169 Its the truth...
DESTRUCTION: 100
@@sonicturtle6169 Bro shut uup omfg
“2 chopstick moving in the wind” 💀
Got me dead
I can😂😂😂
😂😂
Hell naw 😂😂😂
Wild 😂😂
why in the wind tho 😂 that just make it 100x funnier
"pls dont eat the dog"
Eats the dog food instead 😂
“We just like seeing pretty girl” Uncle roger we are not simp hiyaah
Haiyaahh...
Haiyaaahhh
Looking at pretty girls isn't simping. The word simp has lost all its meaning.
@@TheProfessor66 it’s s a joke professor
@@Muggsy_bogues.commenterwell he does have a point, simp originally stood for "sucker idolizing mediocre pussy" or something along those lines
If you stack 2 lasagnas on top of each other, does it become 1 big lasagna? Or is it still 2?🧐
that killed me.ive died laughing and typed from beyond
Oh gosh, sorry children
Based
EmOtiOnal DaMAge
That killed me. I was like "nooooo, let her shake her little marshmallows"
‘That not ass that just two chopsticks’ GOT ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR😂
Uncle roger is not just a great chef but a good roaster too 😂
Girl took “let no one know you next move” to another level
That trend is so dead
And so are these comments
I’m sorry?
@@naruto3921 Cry about it
@@naruto3921 fr tho
“Wait,WHAT?-WHY PUT MY EX WIFE IN THERE!?”
*im speechless* 💀👍
1k likes and no reply’s let me change that.
1k likes & no hydration? Let me change that
1.2K likes and no Weed? Lemme change that
1.4k and no snacks? Sorry you sol
My ex gf is there too :(
"that just 2 chopsticks in the air"
He definitely didn't hold back on that one
this video was extra savage 😂
“oh nooo please don’t eat dog- we already got enough of that stereotype” 💀
Atleast hes looking out for his people
@@GiggyWiggy2086Uncle roger is a Malaysian Chinese not from China😅
never let them know your next move:
*eats dog food*