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  • CONAN highlight: Jack McBrayer & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pay a visit to Chicago's infamously hostile hot dog stand.
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  • @eagle_ate_hawk
    @eagle_ate_hawk Před 4 lety +3523

    "You're like Nicki Minaj minus the everything."
    Jesus.

    • @gabecandee5374
      @gabecandee5374 Před 4 lety +28

      Idk, sounds more like a compliment to me.

    • @vonvonnie1785
      @vonvonnie1785 Před 4 lety +19

      @@gabecandee5374 its not

    • @makaveli6873
      @makaveli6873 Před 4 lety +10

      Eagle Strike I spit out my lunchable

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Před 4 lety +9

      He just told her she is nothing. The setup to it made it so much better. Made peace, told her he loved her. Said, she is like Nikki, and then BAM

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus Před 4 lety

      Eagle Strike you're like Nicki Minaj - the Everything. Jesus++++Thank you for the Unsolicited close captioning. However, thankfully my hearing is top notch...

  • @KalinTylerFN
    @KalinTylerFN Před 2 lety +7423

    Most under-appreciated part of this is how the workers never break eye contact with the puppet to look at the guy actually talking. That's what makes this work.

  • @stux101ksb4
    @stux101ksb4 Před 2 lety +6130

    “Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in.” That’s one of the greatest lines of all time.

  • @jeffl977
    @jeffl977 Před 2 lety +1689

    I love this episode. That woman was a worthy opponent and a good sport. Triumph rocks the house wherever he goes.

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 Před rokem +62

      I think the Hot Dog Queen was the only to ever keep up with Triumph and result in a draw. It was a slugfest with some of the funniest slams.

    • @jeffl977
      @jeffl977 Před rokem +34

      @@RichV20 Totally agree. I love that chick and the whole hardcore gang behind that counter. And the very end kills me where Triumph is snarfing out his nose and that one dude is totally pissed and his GF is laughing but she topples over.

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Před rokem

      @@RichV20 i think she lost because she is a good person, so she gave up acting like the mean bi tch she isnt.

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Před rokem +16

      Poochie (the main insulting lady) at the end: 'You gonna sign this tittie before you leave!' lol

    • @charleybarley914
      @charleybarley914 Před 5 měsíci

      I still wanna know if Jack signed that tittie

  • @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo
    @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo Před 7 lety +21184

    There's trash talkers, and then there's professional trash talkers.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 Před 7 lety +433

      Now wait, please clarify as to the "professional trash talkers". Do you mean the WC staff or Triumph?? I'd say both qualify!!

    • @jinostacks
      @jinostacks Před 7 lety +64

      including yourself brick!

    • @garrettbonneville7866
      @garrettbonneville7866 Před 6 lety +60

      These people sound like me talking to my friends

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 Před 6 lety +182

      What makes it professional is my cigar that always falls out my mouth and me humping my victims after insulting them.

    • @randomazn420
      @randomazn420 Před 6 lety +12

      Professional haters lol

  • @subline_funtime
    @subline_funtime Před 4 lety +5977

    The roast battle went so hard he started working there

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 Před rokem +697

    One of the best moments of Conan
    “You wanna char dog? How about a STFU with cheese?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Před rokem +1

      Jack: 'Would you like this wiener to go, or would you like to shove it up your ass right here???'

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest Před rokem +15

      Pile it on, Jack. Mustard, relish, disinfectant...

  • @tfd829
    @tfd829 Před 10 měsíci +180

    "Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates!"
    I'm dying. 😂

    • @krose9941
      @krose9941 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I felt that because I, too, need to leave the carbs alone. I love that place!

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled Před měsícem +1

      I can hear Triumph in my head 🤣

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames Před 3 lety +7366

    Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 Před 3 lety +126

      somanytakennames it was like each word was sentence.

    • @JohnDoe-su1nx
      @JohnDoe-su1nx Před 3 lety +40

      somanytakennames I cried so hard 😂😂😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 Před 3 lety +23

      Hahaha what have they done to that guy😂😂

    • @rastaferion
      @rastaferion Před 2 lety +6

      do you want to take this hot dog home?...

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 Před 2 lety +25

      the accent just makes it 10 times better

  • @alexisreyes2380
    @alexisreyes2380 Před 4 lety +5361

    “How do you sleep in you car at night” 💀💀💀

    • @dolphinsays
      @dolphinsays Před 4 lety +29

      surprisingly clean and still one of the best burns ever. its like the perfect insult.

    • @666Davee666
      @666Davee666 Před 4 lety +8

      THAT WAS EPIC!!!!! xD My mouth hurts to laugh xD

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 Před 4 lety +22

      @@666Davee666 My favorite part was "LISTEN HERE QUEEN LAQUEEFA !"

    • @reginadisbrow4486
      @reginadisbrow4486 Před 4 lety +26

      Young-God yes!! That, and "nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates!!"--almost peed.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 Před 4 lety

      @@reginadisbrow4486 HAHAHAHA ! "Almost peed."

  • @benjaminkamm6031
    @benjaminkamm6031 Před 2 lety +453

    "Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?" 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica Před rokem +837

    I still watch this at least two or three times a year. Such a classic moment.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 Před rokem +17

      Me too. This and _Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones."_

    • @vivekdubey3514
      @vivekdubey3514 Před rokem +12

      I watch it everyday

    • @user-ps1ft1hy4j
      @user-ps1ft1hy4j Před 4 měsíci +3

      I hadn't known how much I needed this until I rewatched it again tonight for the umpteenth time. I really need to make a habit of this.

    • @atbrooks2923
      @atbrooks2923 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Same😂

  • @deinVater9983
    @deinVater9983 Před 5 lety +9275

    " Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth "
    I died there

    • @88omair
      @88omair Před 5 lety +125

      Dam that sucks, because it got even better after that

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh Před 5 lety +7

      We were dead together

    • @YaBoiBrendo
      @YaBoiBrendo Před 5 lety +100

      “How do you sleep in your car at night” killed me.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 Před 5 lety +8

      @@YaBoiBrendo With the engine on.

    • @ramiro420247
      @ramiro420247 Před 5 lety +1

      HaHAHAHAH

  • @daganrose4427
    @daganrose4427 Před 4 lety +4584

    Credits to the guy that had to bleep all this out

  • @garrettgravley
    @garrettgravley Před 4 měsíci +80

    What I love the most about this is that you can see the mutual respect between Triumph/Robert and the employees even as they're hurling insults at one another.

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE Před rokem +138

    love how throughout the yelling is the little life lessons the lady says like "don't do drugs sir", "don't be ashamed"

  • @riverduck3
    @riverduck3 Před 3 lety +5358

    My son went here years ago. He and the large black lady exchanged insults the whole time. Then while he was leaving, she said, "have a good night sweetie". I want to go there!

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 Před 3 lety +547

      What is the point of going there to be insulted? As an Asian I just have to go to family gathering to get roasted.

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 Před 2 lety +38

      @Sweettt! dont go there. The food doesnt seem good either

    • @awesomebeard1973
      @awesomebeard1973 Před 2 lety +77

      @@rezaadara7866 sonce uou are Asian, if you really want to get yelled at ...drive.
      LOL

    • @afroshined
      @afroshined Před 2 lety +69

      Large black lady, which one?

    • @jonnyrello5982
      @jonnyrello5982 Před 2 lety +31

      I grew up and still live in a "roasting" culture.
      If you can't hang, tough titty.
      Hold your own in the smack talking game and you'll get your respect.

  • @apihmohd
    @apihmohd Před 4 lety +5978

    "you know why you working for tips?because no one gonna stick the whole thing inside" 😂

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 Před 4 lety +144

      Ive been using that line for 7 years now lol

    • @iiiplay2much937
      @iiiplay2much937 Před 4 lety +48

      All the weeney whiney crybaby millennials 24- 35 years old now who cant laugh at themselves... or anything period... who would cry about how rude this is (on purpose) makes it even funnier 😝😆😜

    • @jamesashton2291
      @jamesashton2291 Před 4 lety +13

      I’m sorry but I wasn’t born with a perfect English so what does that line mean?

    • @Ahmed-Interrupted
      @Ahmed-Interrupted Před 4 lety +29

      @@jamesashton2291 as in the tip of a penis instead of the whole thing

    • @vep8434
      @vep8434 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Ahmed-Interrupted thank you

  • @tonicarpenter4126
    @tonicarpenter4126 Před rokem +225

    A decade later and I'm still crying-hollering-laughing over this video.

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 Před rokem +113

    The worker in red laughing is hilarious 😂

  • @LemonToGo
    @LemonToGo Před 4 lety +6836

    I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 Před 4 lety +294

      That's why his name is Triumph

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 Před 4 lety +205

      thats not a character. thats how they really are in that place. i worked in a kitchen and it was very close to this, but in the south. i honestly dont know how many times i called people motherfuckers and retards.

    • @danshotguns4226
      @danshotguns4226 Před 4 lety +40

      @@whoopshey826 triumph is indeed a character sir..

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet Před 4 lety +12

      😅😂 They sure did too funny

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +33

      Shotguns, he was obviously talking about the workers. You know that's why he said "they" you ridiculous millennial.

  • @katieacker7652
    @katieacker7652 Před 4 lety +8340

    I love how everyone was quietly getting their work done, while this woman argued at a dog.

    • @yoyu8641
      @yoyu8641 Před 3 lety +135

      Well just another Tuesday

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 Před 3 lety +102

      Really she argued with Robert Smigels right arm lol

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Před 3 lety +119

      The guy in red was having the time of his life. 😂

    • @flixnetty8303
      @flixnetty8303 Před 3 lety +42

      "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 Před 3 lety +21

      And at some point everyone just stopped just to listen to their arguement xD

  • @jeopardy60611
    @jeopardy60611 Před rokem +20

    3:39 "You listen to me, Queen LaQueefah!!!!!!" Awesome!

  • @MrCamp
    @MrCamp Před rokem +268

    Triumph and Poochie yelling over each other while the rest of the crew is just doing their jobs indiscreetly will always send me.

  • @daviddoyle543
    @daviddoyle543 Před 3 lety +3762

    The woman with the blue hair got promoted to manager. She's been there a long time. 😂

    • @damastashonuff
      @damastashonuff Před 3 lety +49

      Poochie!

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 Před 3 lety +12

      Irrelevant, but thank you.....!

    • @mkind7765
      @mkind7765 Před 3 lety +358

      @@Glum1964 Maybe to you. It's relevant to those who are interested in a follow-up.

    • @emare7851
      @emare7851 Před 3 lety +94

      She’s awesome

    • @sbarron20
      @sbarron20 Před 3 lety +71

      Yay!!! Good for her!

  • @JAS-kd7xx
    @JAS-kd7xx Před 4 lety +3574

    “How do you sleep in your car at night!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 Před 4 lety +77

      "Oh no you didn't...go to high school.
      Oh no you didn't...wash your ass today."

    • @user-gi3dy3ie6t
      @user-gi3dy3ie6t Před 3 lety +20

      Even the people behind her are laughing 😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 Před 3 lety +5

      This one burst me into laughter🤣

    • @manuelreynoso8297
      @manuelreynoso8297 Před 3 lety +3

      brooo, that part!!!, that part!!! its all!!!!

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 Před 3 lety +3

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

  • @gary609906
    @gary609906 Před rokem +182

    "You gonna sign this titty before you go!" hahahahaha

  • @TheRosenmi12
    @TheRosenmi12 Před rokem +101

    Everyone broke character after the Tyler Perry line 🤣

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard Před 3 lety +2701

    "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
    lololololol

    • @J_131
      @J_131 Před 3 lety +65

      😂😂😂
      He absolutely destroyed them, but they were such great sports. That’s what made it that much better. Two bantor masters

    • @newphonewhodis2457
      @newphonewhodis2457 Před 3 lety +4

      "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
      lololololo

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erikai1817
      @erikai1817 Před 3 lety

      Omg haha!!!!🤣

  • @Dhujdic
    @Dhujdic Před 9 lety +8912

    They should have sent Jordan Schlansky

    • @Georg1492
      @Georg1492 Před 9 lety +290

      It's a legit idea, Sir!

    • @UFOgamers
      @UFOgamers Před 9 lety +273

      Dhujdic Are you crazy ? everybody will die there of boredom !

    • @MexicanKitty2
      @MexicanKitty2 Před 9 lety +48

      HENNI Mohamed Is that a bad thing?

    • @n1s2e
      @n1s2e Před 9 lety +38

      Dhujdic the one person who whould brake them all

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe Před 9 lety +20

      Dhujdic OH Hell that would've been hilarious.
      LIke this & Jordan are 2 extremes & both would've been equally as funny to watch xD

  • @daveidmarx8296
    @daveidmarx8296 Před 2 lety +182

    I love @3:16 when Triumph appears the audience just explodes cuz they know shit's about to get real.

    • @randypalmer2328
      @randypalmer2328 Před rokem +16

      I like the MC dude in the back who looks hard as hell until Triumph pops up and he breaks into a huge grin knowing that he hasn't seen half the violence as what's about to transpire.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 Před rokem +2

      @@randypalmer2328 You're right!! I never noticed him before. That's awesome!! 🙂

  • @mikemckelvey5062
    @mikemckelvey5062 Před 2 lety +392

    I still think this is the greatest thing that has ever been on television.

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 Před 5 lety +2815

    It still amazes me that we I literally see a guy's hand and a paw on a stick and REFUSE to believe Triumph isn't real... lol

  • @Eric-zz8rm
    @Eric-zz8rm Před 3 lety +4514

    “Oh no you didn’t oh no you didn’t graduate highschool” is underrated

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 Před 3 lety +21

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

    • @rilke1791
      @rilke1791 Před 3 lety +18

      what

    • @scottcameron8329
      @scottcameron8329 Před 3 lety +138

      @@jaidenarias5912 Ephesians 4:29 is a wonderful passage... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    • @lonewolf2508
      @lonewolf2508 Před 3 lety +18

      @@scottcameron8329 lol

    • @wardyman70
      @wardyman70 Před 3 lety +6

      lmfao! 😂🤣😂

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 Před rokem +65

    6:47 I love the guy who laughs so hard he folds in half backwards

  • @nishantnayak3792
    @nishantnayak3792 Před 2 lety +32

    Pile in everything Jack "Radish, Onion , disinfectant" Got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrysingh3807
    @jerrysingh3807 Před 5 lety +2394

    Nothing gets passed you especially carbohydrates 🔥🤣😭😂

    • @ponchred
      @ponchred Před 4 lety +25

      Past

    • @sharked8831
      @sharked8831 Před 4 lety +3

      Wtf is Jerry Singh, are you a mouse sala

    • @aaronrose3460
      @aaronrose3460 Před 4 lety +13

      Obviously she’s on the seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.

  • @amygrace3820
    @amygrace3820 Před 8 lety +379

    jack is so innocent that when he said "BITCH TIP" i think i died, i am typing this as a ghostie

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip Před 4 měsíci +14

    This segment should’ve won an Emmy!!! Everything about this was insanely funny.

  • @TammyBundleballs
    @TammyBundleballs Před 2 lety +266

    I have watched this remote so many times and I absolutely love it. At 1:30 his optimistic expression makes me laugh so hard right off the bat.

  • @morten1975dk
    @morten1975dk Před 7 lety +2641

    Working for tips joke was the best joke I ever heard....

    • @ray_beas
      @ray_beas Před 7 lety +89

      i seriously burst out laughing. i did not see that one coming :D

    • @ngathanhang9942
      @ngathanhang9942 Před 7 lety +15

      can someone explain? i don't understand

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows Před 7 lety +34

      nga Thanhang when he says: cuz no one will stick the whole thing in, he's basically saying no one will have sex with them. Get it now?

    • @emmaduncan2991
      @emmaduncan2991 Před 7 lety +61

      you know the guy in the red T-shirt memorized it for future use!

    • @trashcan9917
      @trashcan9917 Před 7 lety +54

      Morten Christensen "BITCH,,,, TIP!"

  • @N4p0100
    @N4p0100 Před 7 lety +6024

    Send Gordon Ramsay there and let's see what happens

    • @DocHolidayKY99
      @DocHolidayKY99 Před 7 lety +186

      when one guy rejected what ramsay said to him he blew up in madness.

    • @michaelgmr60
      @michaelgmr60 Před 7 lety +30

      shutting down a resturain?

    • @abdelbashiti7330
      @abdelbashiti7330 Před 7 lety +179

      Gordon Ramsey would shut it down

    • @huerta25264
      @huerta25264 Před 7 lety +129

      except these people, unlike people on the show, actually have business.

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious Před 7 lety +2

      napoleon yong RIP

  • @kayleeobrien9529
    @kayleeobrien9529 Před 5 měsíci +33

    I was in the audience for this show!! As a die hard Conan fan I was so honored to be able to see this triumph remote live…in Chicago no less.

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja Před rokem +35

    I love how hard the guy in red is laughing at the "How do you sleep in your car at night" joke

  • @shwingarchive
    @shwingarchive Před 6 lety +2762

    I love how the staff is still just casually working, while her and the dog are going at it.😂

  • @1fattyfatman
    @1fattyfatman Před 3 lety +4402

    This is one of the best structured comic remote pieces I've ever seen. It will be studied for generations.

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 Před rokem +170

    I always come back to this when my depression has reached critical mass, so wholesome and uplifting and the hostility is delightful.. 🐶 🌭

  • @LS-ix8fv
    @LS-ix8fv Před 2 lety +9

    My favorite part is the dude in the red hat laughing at all the dogs insults

  • @vidasegunrichie
    @vidasegunrichie Před 3 lety +5997

    How do you sleep in your car at night... OMG this man is a genious

    • @godbelow
      @godbelow Před 2 lety +48

      genius

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 Před 2 lety +9

      omg that went over my head

    • @hacatan24
      @hacatan24 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah that was hella funny lol

    • @zekapten1922
      @zekapten1922 Před 2 lety +15

      For real, I remember that line like once every few months. And every time I remember it I have to come back here.

    • @adrik-l-9028
      @adrik-l-9028 Před 2 lety +1

      Was... RIP

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 Před 2 lety +4191

    Those employees must never have a bad day being able to just express themselves like that. 😂

    • @calm1047
      @calm1047 Před 2 lety +385

      I used to work 3 blocks from this place and I ate lunch there. They have the best hot dogs and hamburgers. They only talk like that on the weekends after 10 p.m

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 Před 2 lety +274

      @@calm1047 That makes a lot of sense. This seems like something that would be fun for a couple of hours but a nightmare if you had to keep it up all day every day!

    • @checkle1
      @checkle1 Před 2 lety +152

      @@calm1047 I was honestly worried about their mental state. That's wayyyy too much negativity. But if it's only a couple days and only for a couple hours, then it really does seem more like a therapy session hahaha.

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE Před 2 lety +21

      It's the Playa haters ball all the time lol.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 Před 2 lety +41

      @@checkle1 There's an entire video of them expressing how emotionally draining it is and crying and stuff. They get severe abuse on a daily basis

  • @jeffreyyoders6366
    @jeffreyyoders6366 Před rokem +137

    I never laughed this hard in my life. It was better being there in the audience that day but my sides actually hurt from laughing this hard. Several times I had to catch my breath so I didn't suffocate from laughing so hard.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop Před rokem +9

      Nice man. Wish I had experienced it live.

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 Před 5 měsíci +11

    11 years later...still fecking awesome

  • @ZombieMiezz
    @ZombieMiezz Před 3 lety +1041

    "I'm coming back with a friend & you'll be really sorry."
    And he did.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye Před 7 lety +3296

    One of the best Triumph segments ever. It's so quotable; every joke is gold.

    • @blakegorham1769
      @blakegorham1769 Před 7 lety +24

      he messed them up

    • @jakelafake2499
      @jakelafake2499 Před 7 lety +27

      oh no you didnt

    • @beautifulfacerocks9663
      @beautifulfacerocks9663 Před 7 lety

      x

    • @starshipmongo
      @starshipmongo Před 7 lety +55

      It's so dense. Every single line has so many things going on.

    • @codyscott4301
      @codyscott4301 Před 7 lety +15

      Jack Mcbrayer is the key to all this if we get him working, cause he's a funnier character than we've every had in any of the triumph sketches before.

  • @safiuddinhanafy2014
    @safiuddinhanafy2014 Před 2 lety +42

    The fact she had an argument with the dog makes me laugh.

  • @Harry-qh5rt
    @Harry-qh5rt Před 10 měsíci +34

    That was friggen brilliant! Kudos to the blue haired woman for going toe-to-toe!

  • @detectivepatchouli8266
    @detectivepatchouli8266 Před 5 lety +1612

    "you know why you works for tips? coz no one wants to stick the whole thing in!"
    I DIED !!!! XD

    • @e_G_o_05
      @e_G_o_05 Před 4 lety +3

      akira amano Ssaaaaammmmmee!!! 😂😂😂

    • @amyluong7532
      @amyluong7532 Před 4 lety +3

      I didn’t get it

    • @RobbyHouseIV
      @RobbyHouseIV Před 4 lety +7

      *whole

    • @1BigDaDo
      @1BigDaDo Před 4 lety +1

      It's off the Conan show the joke

    • @ksuhdilla
      @ksuhdilla Před 4 lety +1

      @@RobbyHouseIV I came looking for this comment. You're a mad lad.

  • @Ultima72
    @Ultima72 Před 7 lety +124

    When you insult someone and you see him come back with Triumph, you know you fucked up.

  • @shonkeymoulder6972
    @shonkeymoulder6972 Před měsícem +7

    11 years ago uploaded and I still watch this golden nugget of comedy

  • @kdiggity70
    @kdiggity70 Před 7 měsíci +17

    It never gets old. I've watched this easily over 50 times through the years. It's outstanding.

  • @micahsamaka
    @micahsamaka Před 8 lety +322

    "Oh no you didn't go to high school" "oh no you didn't wash your ass today" 😂😂😂😂

    • @tdog652041
      @tdog652041 Před 8 lety +159

      Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates.

  • @SEFYH
    @SEFYH Před 9 lety +747

    Triumph SLAYED everyone behind that counter!!!! LOLOLOLOL

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 Před 9 lety +33

      no not slayed, he SLAUGHTERED them XD

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH Před 9 lety +4

      Yep!! That too! LOL

    • @barkpeeler2000
      @barkpeeler2000 Před 9 lety +18

      Mikey Unovapix After all what's SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!!

    • @maybesashaa
      @maybesashaa Před 9 lety

      Bread Sandwich S...

    • @stevenjukes8208
      @stevenjukes8208 Před 9 lety +4

      SEFYH I am British. I HAVE to go to this place. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AxelaGT
    @AxelaGT Před rokem +9

    How Triumph triumphs without cursing is definitely underrated.
    Still watching in 2022.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop Před rokem

      What's the name of the guy with the dog/voicing him

    • @mlamanno
      @mlamanno Před 5 měsíci

      @@tippitytop
      Robert Smigel

  • @BigDook81
    @BigDook81 Před 2 lety +17

    This one and the Star Wars one always kill me. Both are straight classics.

  • @neenee7676
    @neenee7676 Před 5 lety +651

    “how was you day at work today?”
    “i got cussed out by a talking dog with a cigar”

  • @j_bird27
    @j_bird27 Před 3 lety +3829

    So about 3 years ago I actually met Jack McBrayer at a taco truck in east LA out of all places lol. We talked and he was nice enough to take a picture with me, all around a super nice guy. Then I brought this video up and dude busted out laughing and told me how crazy it was and that he doesn't even like hot dogs to begin with lol.

  • @isaacbarkley5053
    @isaacbarkley5053 Před 2 lety +88

    I wish they did more with this group. This was amazing

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere Před rokem +3

      this isn't a comedy group this is just a straight up place in chicafo

    • @isaacbarkley5053
      @isaacbarkley5053 Před rokem +2

      Lol I know. This was amazing even tho it was a random restaurant

  • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
    @jeffreyjeziorski1480 Před 4 měsíci +8

    The projectile vomiting at the end was the cherry on top!!!

  • @hau5forlife
    @hau5forlife Před 4 lety +2628

    "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @popeyesguy6004
      @popeyesguy6004 Před 4 lety +3

      George Vasels gosh darn it I can’t like it’s already six nine

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +8

      You know I hear great things about, you know, hitting the body with a massive dose of onions, perhaps internally, and it just kills the virus in a minute, of course the doctors have to look into that. And relish, can we maybe find some way of putting that inside the body?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +6

      @Isaid Nope because you're winning so much that you're tired of winning all the time?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +4

      @Isaid Nope lmao honey buns, I was just parodying Trump comments. You're taking this way too seriously. Hope you and yours are staying safe during the horror ❤️

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +3

      @Isaid Nope wait, what am I up to? And why on earth would you ever "nope" my wish that you and yours are staying safe?

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 Před 2 lety +2817

    Imagine Gordon Ramsay visiting this place.

    • @drestep4830
      @drestep4830 Před 2 lety +291

      it would be a total war zone thats for sure, I cant even imagine the amout of slurs and insults that would be comming out of everyones mouths

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 Před 2 lety +195

      It would just be one long beep.

    • @kiwiphil9731
      @kiwiphil9731 Před 2 lety +87

      *EARTH EXPLODES*

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 Před 2 lety +24

      Would love to see that!! Lol

    • @lionrawr92
      @lionrawr92 Před 2 lety +20

      Get the UFC to set that one up haha

  • @gordonworth5461
    @gordonworth5461 Před rokem +28

    This is by far one of the greatest moments in television history

  • @garylobo348
    @garylobo348 Před rokem +20

    I loved when Triumph slowly appears and the crowd goes nuts. They know what's coming next!

  • @imtheCoolest
    @imtheCoolest Před 5 lety +2629

    I met jack this summer. His kindness is not an act...he’s so damn lovely!!

  • @norberttirkeyful
    @norberttirkeyful Před 5 lety +1961

    You are like "Nicki Minaj" minus the everything"😁😂😂"

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh Před 5 lety +13

      I died so many times during this ...i stayed dead after that though

    • @kayosensei
      @kayosensei Před 5 lety

      @@GeraldHarris-cf2zh how are you still typing this tho? 🤔

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh Před 5 lety +3

      @@kayosensei can't tell you that...im dead

    • @radconserv68
      @radconserv68 Před 5 lety +1

      I don't get the Nicki Minaj reference, probably because she's a disgusting pig and someone explain that to me?

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh Před 5 lety

      @@radconserv68 Triumph thinks more highly of her then you do apparently.

  • @goinindry7478
    @goinindry7478 Před rokem +61

    I have to say....Conan is a comedy genius. So underrated. This had me spitting my drink out of my nose.

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 Před rokem +36

    I must have watched this 30 times and it’s still hilarious.

  • @ChinchillaDave
    @ChinchillaDave Před 4 lety +3605

    Still one of the best segments Conan has ever made possible.

    • @visavakornv.7264
      @visavakornv.7264 Před 4 lety +5

      Agreed

    • @athveg34f
      @athveg34f Před 4 lety +37

      100% agree. I come here every few months to just watch this video in awe. Darn near perfection. I still swell up when the old Western music plays and Triumph pops up by Jack in line.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 4 lety +3

      It aroused my interest in various ways.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, so well deserved! Best person for the role too! What an honor!

    • @PeggyT1970
      @PeggyT1970 Před 4 lety +7

      C. Word Did you see the guy behind them in line smile, because he knows he’s in for a good showdown.😄

  • @ML-uo4wb
    @ML-uo4wb Před 2 lety +19

    Oh my gosh, I haven’t laughed that hard in the longest time. The tip joke was HILARIOUS! And projectile vomiting! I’m crying!

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn Před rokem

      The fake dog arm wagging got me too, "oh yes he does! Oh yes he does!"

  • @riogc3257
    @riogc3257 Před rokem +42

    Still after years I always come back for a good laugh 👍🏼

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine Před 7 lety +542

    "1800-588-2300 Empire bitch!" F****** Hilarious!! Triumph rocks!"" Take me out to the ballgame, I don't care if I ever get back!" Genius!

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 Před 7 lety +2

      What does that mean?

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 Před 7 lety +8

      +Deer Lord it was the random stuff he was saying when he was cussing her out 😂

    • @FA-cl1cv
      @FA-cl1cv Před 7 lety +34

      Empire's the name for a flooring and carpeting company in Chicago, and that number's from their TV ads which are very popular.

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 Před 7 lety +1

      +Farhan Arifuddin the fact that it's based in Chicago makes it 10× funnier

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine Před 7 lety +1

      I know, we have it too! Empire

  • @eternaljade97
    @eternaljade97 Před 7 lety +989

    "How do you sleep in your car at night?" 😂

    • @LuciFer-yq6yy
      @LuciFer-yq6yy Před 7 lety +3

      lol

    • @FenrisEx
      @FenrisEx Před 7 lety +44

      That hit her hard. You can see how her heart broke if you watch it in slomo

    • @Sal_Gasol
      @Sal_Gasol Před 7 lety +16

      Aymen Naït Mihoub I disagree. I think she was more surprised at how good Triumph's shot was...

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 Před 6 lety +1

      Mr Seagull that killed me! 😂

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 Před 6 lety

      with her legs and arms out the open doors

  • @ishall9956
    @ishall9956 Před rokem +42

    I’m sure the staff is really nice, just really good at dealing with BS at the same time LOL

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Před rokem +1

      That s exactly my point. And real mean people are nice person , it takes heart to act mean like these girls do

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 Před rokem

      Uh, well the staff is creating the BS insults before the customers get a chance to! Lmao. 'Don't do meth sir it's not good for you' 'You look like Malibu Ken' 'Sorry? You should be sorry for whoever gave you that toupée' 'What your midget-ass want?' 'Oh look who's back with their raggedy-ass dog!' hahaha

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 Před rokem +2

      @@draum8103 i dont know if you are talking to me or to Ishall but making fun of someone 's look , especially on internet is really lame, i hope that you will agree and stop to do that.

    • @ishall9956
      @ishall9956 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@gilveber2929I don’t know what happened but I agree.

  • @angela.8673
    @angela.8673 Před rokem +8

    "how do you sleep in your car at night?" got me rolling

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 Před 7 lety +2188

    how do you sleep in your car at night?? lol!!

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 Před 3 lety +1946

    Honestly, it's extremely wholesome that they called out Jack for being sweaty but also gave him napkins to wipe himself off

    • @gob2poof812
      @gob2poof812 Před rokem +25

      What are you talking about, i think they meant the whole thing as an insult lol

    • @maxpf
      @maxpf Před 11 měsíci

      he didnt even sweat rofl

    • @davimari88
      @davimari88 Před 8 měsíci +6

      That’s Chicago hospitality at its core. 😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@davimari88i still cant get over Ed Debevics leaving Chicago. It was my favorite place to go when I was in the city.

  • @BubbleNugget0
    @BubbleNugget0 Před 2 lety +12

    2:07 lol 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 the workers need a serious show together

  • @BranBranXO
    @BranBranXO Před 2 lety +8

    “You’re like Nicki Minaj minus the everything!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnl.1718
    @johnl.1718 Před 5 lety +1772

    this had to be such a pain in the ass to censor

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 Před 5 lety +26

      But so worth it

    • @uncle1886
      @uncle1886 Před 5 lety +4

      I’d just bleep every word during the insults, but then again I’m lazy

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson Před 5 lety +15

      I've had to censor videos for my job and to be honest it's actually a lot of fun. Better than adding stock music to corporate adverts.

    • @nomtime8943
      @nomtime8943 Před 4 lety

      don't you mean
      pain in the a** ?

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 Před 3 měsíci +4

    When Triumph entered the frame and that cheer went up… goosebumps and chills

  • @dbmano777
    @dbmano777 Před 3 měsíci +3

    “Get me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don’t even care if I ever come back. Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 Před 7 lety +3235

    Imagine if Bill Burr, Gordon Ramsay and Triumph teamed up like the Avengers and came back to the Weiner Circle to bring a Def Jam Burn so epic it would create another hole in the ozone.

    • @killabee5810
      @killabee5810 Před 7 lety +130

      The joint would close down before they get in

    • @willkim6105
      @willkim6105 Před 7 lety

      Zbzbzv.zv,zM,b,,MBBcnzv!X,m.VvvvbMvvvmvmzvvzv,,xmvbXNMCBmzzbvxbzMzMmvbBx!Cx,bBB

    • @lucidiosyn3365
      @lucidiosyn3365 Před 7 lety +65

      Kenny Tee I honestly think there would be a police report after words. Because... damn

    • @kianhwa24
      @kianhwa24 Před 7 lety +51

      it will be raw

    • @captainobvious5692
      @captainobvious5692 Před 7 lety +14

      ck churusos rawdog

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 Před 8 lety +349

    Jack is so pure

  • @prmaninla
    @prmaninla Před 2 měsíci +2

    This entire thing is perfection. I can't add anything new, except the guy at 3:17 who recognizes Triumph and starts laughing just gets me every time.

  • @TheDylls
    @TheDylls Před měsícem +3

    That woman with the blue hair deserves a raise! She just kept up a constant barrage of insults with one of the greatest comedic minds of all time

  • @emmi541
    @emmi541 Před 7 lety +3032

    When I feel down I watch this video and everything is fine again.

  • @B-Durry
    @B-Durry Před 5 lety +2115

    im way too polite, i would suffer at this place haha

    • @ruth80809
      @ruth80809 Před 5 lety +7

      I think I would too LOL

    • @deinVater9983
      @deinVater9983 Před 5 lety +2

      So you don't even say the f word

    • @amzharpyro
      @amzharpyro Před 5 lety

      @@deinVater9983 It's the internet, you can swear here.

    • @kuoinc8604
      @kuoinc8604 Před 5 lety +19

      I would never go there

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 Před 5 lety +14

      We are on the same road buddy, if that girl tell me to f*ck off, Ill f*ck off in the second, see I cant even swear on CZcams without using "*" Im a little p*ssy

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich Před 2 lety +8

    The best part is the other workers and customers loving every second.

  • @axcelblaze1265
    @axcelblaze1265 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Dude that line -- how do u sleep in ur car at night .. killed me😂😂

  • @svamandolin3546
    @svamandolin3546 Před 6 lety +1495

    That young lady was a huge sport. Made this segment work. Love her.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr Před 5 lety +26

      Yes, that is the correct adjective.

  • @czarboyd6915
    @czarboyd6915 Před 6 lety +350

    "Yelling at people like this for a Living?, How do you sleep in your car at night?" Golden.