Star Wars Blu-Ray Changes - New Scenes! More Porkins!
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2011
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This week, Hey Killer imagines a world in which Porkins is given the due respect he has so rightly deserved for the last 30 years!
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That is no moon...
That's Porkins
Plot Twist dead XD
Username checks out
A stand alone Porkins movie is needed and should be titled "APorkinslypes Now"
Yay! Woohoo! LOL!
Lmfao
Where the hell was CGI Porkins in ROGUE ONE?! You bring back non-essential characters like Tarkin and Leia and don't bring back the main rebel pilot. Ridiculous.
They wouldn't need CGI. That actor looks EXACTLY the same. He hasn't aged a DAY!
@@DavidAWA He's dead
@@danuk500 Way to ruin my day, jerk.
@@DavidAWA Grow up, kid. He died 15 years ago.
@@danuk500 you have issues
Porkins is the key to all this...
No, porkins its snoke…
If we get Porkins working...
Because hes a funnier character than we've had before....
I knew it - Porkins died because he wasn't flying a Y-Wing!
I see you everywhere
It's the only plausible explanation.
I'm not surprised, if Porkins had been in a Y-Wing, he likely would've destroyed the 1st Death Star and been the series' big hero! LOL!
@@girlgarde Yup, and Princess Lia wouldn't have been making out with her brother.
He also was a T-16 champion.
The real reason Porkins died is because his microwave oven interfered with the workings of his navigation system. But dammit he wanted that cold pizza heated up!
Dude, thats so friggin funny!
+marc80s nah it's a combination of that, his thighs interfering with his control stick, and the center of gravity of his x-wing being offset from where designers intended.
Betaking LOL
Diabeetus killed porkins
+marc80s No, it's because they didn't let him fly a Y Wing
R.I.P. Porkins. 1977-1977
"I can hold it!"
No im Alrig- AHAHAHAHAHAAH
Obviously there is no wieght restriction to join the Rebel Alliance.
Honestly if you were desperate for soldiers, I'd say you'd employ anyone.
bradlbe If you're flying fighters in space, it doesn't matter their weights. Weight means nothing to the force of space.
spacemanandy2 Actually, inertia functions exactly the same way in space. This is why you could create artificial gravity on a space station if it rotates. Inertia. When they jump to light speed in an instant in Star Wars their bodies would desintigrate due to the insane force acting on their bodies if it were for real. The body would slam back in the seat as if shot from some light speed cannon. F = ma . F = force. m = mass (weight of an object) a = acceleration. Newton's second law. Gravity has no bearing on that and this works in space too.
If you're merely floating in space or moving at a constant speed then sure enough weight doesn't matter. Constant speed is zero acceleration. Acceleration is a factor in Newton's second law. As soon as there's positive or negative acceleration or a change of direction - like X-wings doing tight turns - you're experiencing G-forces and weight becomes a serious disadvantage for a tubby like Porkins.
I'll explain so that you'll understand easier. If you travel at 400km/h (250mph) in a spaceship and instantly break to a stop in one second using some sort of breaking-rocket facing the opposite direction the ship is traveling in the enertia of your body will experience the massive forces of such a sudden stop exactly as it would be on Earth. If you're not buckled up you'll be smashed against the windshield.
If you fly a spaceship in a loop (circle) over and over again you will pass out when the G-forces become to high. Why? Inertia.
"Force of space" ?? I think you intended to say the emptiness of space. As long as there's a force acting upon you you will feel it as a sentient being. That statement of yours (Weight means nothing to the force of space.) is gibberish btw. I'm going to cut you some slack since it seems English isn't your native language.
That's today's lesson in high school physics.
spacemanandy2 You can't rationalise ignorance. I didn't use ad hominems = personally attack you. I merely corrected your faulty notion. You learned something for free. Lastly, I'm not American. Don't ever assume things. Enjoy your day.
spacemanandy2 Wow, he was just kindly explaining something to you... But you use it as a pathetic attempt bash Americans while resorted to name calling and acting like an asshat.
Goes to show how the people are like in your shithole of a country.
"Hey boys it's Porkins I survi..." BOOOOOMMMM!!!! lmao!
I know I laughed so hard when that happened
A Connection between cholesterol and medichlorians. Jup, totally canon :)
jediabetes
That means that Anakin was gonna die of a heart attack by the age of 30.
Midicholestrians!
That............IS A GREAT IDEA!
I'll add that into the next re-release!
That sounds great, but what the original series really needs is Jar-Jar.
No not Jar-Jar but someone similar to Jar-Jar perhaps. Maybe another one of his kind but not as childish and silly as Jar-Jar plz
lol
George Lucas Yeah, uh ssssssss how should I put it, George? Ummmm, No. :/
You should of sold great stories first before selling us toys to give us the "OK" and everybody would have won. Instead that didn't happen.
George Lucas You're done with Star Wars...remember that dump truck full of money Disney backed up to your ranch house?
+George Lucas i have a better idea PUT JAR JAR BINK on the original....
no i was kidding but listen tome if you want to live one more day you should release the original star wars all we want it a OFICIAL DESPECIALIZED edition it all
"Red Six standing by... I GUESS."
I would have preferred these changes over the special editions.
Maclunkey
Boy you said it Saddam
He says his midichlorians were off the charts. Did he mean his cholesterol level?
MidiCholesterol
Porkins pushed first . . .
How was Porkins even after to get off the ground in an X-Wing with a weight of that magnitude?
+JediDanD He didnt... the planet sinked bellow there while he stayed in place
orbit
Somehow Porkins returned.
Dear disney... Porkins spin off plz...
Porkins: a Star Wars story
Porkins bumping into Greedo is my head canon now.
This needs to be canon.
So Porkins was supposed to be a Y-wing pilot?! That explains why he got killed so quickly! He wasn't in the right fighter type for his skills and talents.
ryan macdonald also, he was apparently an ace pilot! He should have a film made about him :P
Ranulf Lewis Flanagan That would be interesting to see provided he was in his Y-Wing. I can see him fearlessly leading a Y-Wing squadron on a bombing run on an Imperial Star Destroyer and blowing it up while shouting "Yeah! Take that Imp scum!".
At victory celebrations, he'd be doing a lot of eating and drinking like in this video, LOL!
ryan macdonald
Exactly his overweight caused to X wing engine serious problems and his speed was greatly reduced. :(
+oldi184 actully his x-wing missed the systems check pre-flight due to hurry from the technicians...poor guy what bad luck, being the one to be shot down due to crappy system conditions...however since Disney Shot the EU dead....dunno if it's confirmed...however it's a prequel to the old trilogy so why not?
+ryan macdonald Correct....the Y-Wing had a hotplate, popcorn maker and mini fridge behind the pilot seat.
"Hey Luke, turns out my midi-chlorians count was off the charts."
Must've had a Jedi for lunch. :P
You never saw Kit Fisto’s force ghost and that’s why.
"The eject button in a Y-wing would be here..." 💥
That isn't me!!, it's an imposter!
Did you manage to pull up?
Sadly,no.
Jek Porkins ah darn it
you spilt your soda on the console didnt you
Jekky, you're not even bad compared to this ARC-170 pilot that kept on being baffled by the walls of the lucrehulk.
Pull out, Porkins! Pull out! 😏
Oh god.
*Explosions*
his metachlorian count came from all those sodas. that's why it was off the charts.
wow, my comment plus count is off the charts!
I was literally just thinking that when I saw him say that.
Meti-clhori-whatever-shit just sounds like some new calorie anyways.
So Coca Cola is turning me into a Jedi?
how happy I am that this video still exists, it's still absurdly funny XD
Yeah this puppy ain't going anywhere. This here is our pride and joy 😊
I feel a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear Porkins has farted....
The hero we deserve, not the one we need. Love you, Porkins.
Hey boys, it's Porkins! I surviiiii-BOOM!
LMAO I'm dead.
There was more love in this than all of Disney Star Wars
Thumbs up for Winona.
Jedi Master Porkins. No wonder Anakin never got a seat in council, Porkins took up two seats.
The fact that the only fat guy in star wars is named "porkin"
Porkins have the only x-wing with a gravity well. The other was the imperial interdiction.
Lmao, thanks for the laugh. The force ghost Porkins holding a Big Gulp is the cherry on top hahahaha 😂
Glad you enjoyed!!!
I have to try out X Wings? I thought you said Hot Wings"
David Brinson lol
bad joke
The Y-wing scenes had me in tears.
I'm back.... still hilarious.
This shit is fuckin funny as hell well done
This clip never gets old.. a true classic!
12 years later this is still gold.
Keep clicking at 0:04 and you'll hear
" STAR DESTRoyaaaaah"
Svarog What?
porkins was a jedi!!!!
Many triple cheeseburgers and 64oz Super Big Gulps gave their lives to win that days victory!
This video came up and it shows 12 year ago and I've never seen this before and now I am wondering what videos I haven't seen in media.
He doesn't say eject, his first name is JEK
That is beyond awesome. It finally explains Greedo's shooting. :)
This is underrated! Still hilarious years later.
Congratulations sir. You properly made my cry with laughter. Brilliant!
this was hysterical!! awesome work guys
Just want say I absolutely love this video. It’s absolutely hilarious 😁 and we should all venerate Porkins, as the strongest of us all and of course the most brave
This remaster was underrated as fuck.
I watch this time to time and it never gets old!
I never knew this existed until now - Hilarious! :-) Thanks for the edits and acting, super!
People joke but before joining Red Squadron Porkins was actually part of the Tierfon Yellow Aces which had mostly Y-Wings
You deserve money. This was hilarious
This is great, thanks for the ideas dude, the fans will TOTALLY love this.
Lol! This is awesome! Thanks for making my day
Now see, why the hell didn't George Lucas think of this? And can we have more TK-421 too?
"Hey Luke! Turns out my midichlorians were off the charts!" I love that part xD
Obi-wan into his mind: "Use the fork".
This is VERY well made... me and a bunch of friends were all cracking up a bunch. Thanx for this.
Excellent work Porkins
Lmao, hilarious stuff. I recently did a Star Wars parody nod in my newest vid.
@heykillerfilms Woot! I cannot wait! This video was hilarious. I loved every second of it. :)
"May the super-size fries be with you".
He should have said "midicalories", not "midichlorians" at the end. Missed opportunity.
It's alright, we all know Porkins survived, feeling bitter about the rebellion hated brewed, he stopped going by the name porkins and started calling himself snoke
Lost the beard, did some Insanity and P90X to get in shape too.
This is hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing!
this video needs more views I shared it on my facebook page for all my friends to see best star wars par dory I have seen in 5 years great job guys.
Awesome.
Somehow... Porkins returned....
No one's ever really gone...
Awesome video! Me and my dad have always had a laugh at Porkins every time we watch Star wars.
Iconic... This is the way
GOD BLESS you
I don’t know why but I think 2010 to 2012 was the ultimate peak for Star Wars and Star Wars humor until it was cut short by Disney.
EJECT !! - - like you'd want to safely parachute on to the Death Star ??
i love this so much!!!
this was quite possibly the funniest parody of Star Wars that I have ever seen. xD Great job!
HEY this is a fake !!! There's no 7 Eleven in Star Wars !
Of course this is fake you dumb dumb
I just can't get over how hilarious this is.. awesome job!
Good to see this gem is still around.
This is brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!
Awesome job, love it!!
Can't believe this was a decade ago.
Old school CZcams vibes/humor
Great job! I liked how his head shooked going towards the camera when his X-Wing explodes. I also liked how he almost acted like the late John Candy when he accidentally bumped into Greedo. Your actor did a great job indeed. P.S. Having him walking around and drinking from his Big Gulp in most of his scenes is absolutely perfect for the Porkins character. For the budget you had, this looked really professional in my opinion.
This my friend is LEGENDARY!!!!
I actually thought this was real Star Wars extra footage until I read the comments. Great job!
Holy Christ, that was fantastic. XD I laughed my head off. Great job!
Very impressed! Great job!
Porkins has the largest soft drink cup the place had. Maximum sugar.
So funny. Great job man!
That is great that editing was amazing
Chad sounds like John Candy! Love this. Great video.
Hey guys! We are gonna try to spread this video around to some Star Wars fan sites! FEEL FREE TO HELP US OUT!! If you can think of any Star Wars fan sites that might dig this video, feel free to post the video or link all around the net! We want people to realize just how awesome Porkins is!
That was the best thing I've ever seen, period.
This is amazing!
beautiful
thanks for this
This should have over 100,000,000 views.
Agreed
i cant stop watching this
Great work for sure! You're line delivery in that scene with Han and Greedo reminds me of John Candy from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Thank you very much!!