Jek Porkins Destroys Deathstar ||| STARWARS RECUT
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- čas přidán 14. 11. 2011
- Jek Porkins is one of the most endearing auxiliary characters in the history of science fiction. This sort film is an ode to the great Jek Porkins whose 2 brief but essential lines in George Lucas's "A New Hope" will resonate deep in our souls forever.
This is how the movie should have ended.
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When Leia goes to put a medal on him at the ceremony, he declines. Leia is confused for a moment, but he calmly says to her "I can hold it". She smiles and puts the medal in his hand. He then eats the medal, thinking it is a chocolate coin.
😂😂😂
Give this man a medal
+Joldsaway Why wasn't that in the director's cut?
Andrew Givens Believe it or not, Lucas *did* consider the idea. He just couldn't hold it.
Joldsaway So this was the first draft, but Lucas got a problem here?
Elrond: "One of you must take the ring to Mordor"
Jek Porkins: "I can hold It!"
You have my Sword
And my Bow
And my Axe
I can hold it.
"You aint got no future Jek"
"we got top men working on it ...
"Top, men"...
@@iododendron3416 . . . and my Pork.
1:33
The Pork Awakens
Stupid The Hedgehog no please no :D 😂😂
Stupid The Hedgehog Porkins A Star Wars story
😭🥳
The Last Pork
Rise of the Pork
Pork One
Revenge of the Pork
Grocery Store Clerk: Do you need bags, sir?
Jek Porkins: I can hold it.
😂😂😂
My coke is flat.
Dairy Queen girl: Cone or cup?
Who needs to use the shitter?
The next Bucee's is 75 miles.
wow, he held it
Looks like he's going to be sick.
Affirmative!
just a personal note though
Held! ... means luck in Danish ...
Vikings confirmed!
🤣 I've never laughed louder at any comment ever!
He pissed like a race horse once he got back. He just couldnt hold it any longer.
As far as I am concerned this is now canon.
"Goddamnit Porkins, there's a toilet right there!"
"I can hold it!"
lol
Lmao
waofy AHHHHHH ARGHHH
0:54 I can hold it!!!
When you don't want to use a public restroom
alternate ending my ass. This is clearly the unedited film documentary the rebel alliance doesn't want you to see.
The Russians must of hacked the rebels lol
Pff you kidding me?Rebel Propaganda?No it's worse...
Look up Death Star Explosion Inside Job.
It just justified the Empire going to Hoth...I swear man it's all a conspiracy.The Emperor knew.
Proton Torpedoes dont melt Death Star Reactors!
I agree, Galen Erso would be ashamed if he saw how poorly the Empire treated his invention.
I mean, he put years of his life into designing that thing, and they just blew it up after its first major test. How inconsiderate.
Protect Jek Porkins identity at Skywalker’s expense if necessary. After all he’s just an expendable farm hand who can fly.
How else can you explain that a farm boy without relevant combat experience survived, while other seasoned pilots died, and made the shot that Wedge Antilles said that was impossible.
I Can Hold It: A Star Wars Story
He could hold it in when he pukes up over Edmund's fireplace in Blackadder II as a drunken monk....
All those shots of Porkins in the cockpit make it look like that he's been driving drunk the whole time. Genius.
"I can hold it"
total mouth breather! LOL
He may have drank a few before flying off to this adventure. But we know one thing is certain, he has one strong bladder to hold it for that long. 😄
They say a drunk master kicks loads of ass rather than sober.
It's the diabeetus.
Meanwhile, Red Leader, Luke, Biggs, Wedge and the others can only stare in mute shock as Porkins wins the entire battle all by himself.
kuribayashi84 He can hold it
kuribayashi84 It's because he's a 'murican
kuribayashi84 Really Han was just being a glory hog, Porkins would have totally dodged Vader's attacks if Han had let him shoot
kuribayashi84 Porkins could take on the whole Empire by himself.
+InSanic YOU KNOW IT BITCHES!
Luke: Blow up a death star? Here, hold my beer.
Porkins: I can hold it!
porkins needs his own movie.
They should have reallocated the "Solo" budget into a stand-alone Porkins movie! Now we've got a crap Star Wars film forever.
White Male (rrrreeeeee)... not going to happen.
YES !
He has a movie. It's an 80's soft porn movie ... XD
Jek Porkins: "I can hold it!"
The bladder is strong with this one.
I think he can hold it
HAHAHA!
+deedeeke1991 No, he's too close. He needs to loosen it up!
he did hold it
Hold on to what? Diabetes?
Hold what? His crap?
I thought he was gonna destroy the death star by crashing into it
Lord Dash Donald Dappington Same Here!!!!
That would have been funnier
The famous Porkins maneuver
Somehow, porkins returned
Thats what i was thinking.
I love just seeing him bounce around constantly.
whether poop or pee, he's really holding it in
He was the best pilot of them all. We owe him everything.
he could hold it
TheRiskyBrothers
he's still holding it to this day...
+billyboyjennings and he was a good friend
+billyboyjennings and the only pilot with a pissing bag in his cockpit
"he was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior" - Ben Kenobi
I hope there is a porkins dlc for battlefront
+sparky10142 Thank you for this comment.... So much. :l
+sparky10142 and biggs lol ?
And Biggs, Wedge. Hell just put the whole Red Squadron team.
The rogue one dlc
Gaz Fives no point making Biggs or Wedge, nobody will play anybody except porkins.
I wish they had brought Porkins back in Rogue One
im sure he's in the deleted scenes somewhere lol
There was probably no archival footage or that William Hootkins died in 2005.
@Kwest FoLyfe they CAN bring him in Andor
By all rights he should have been in it.
Apparently you only see his fighter in Rogue One, but I agree they should have used archived footage like they did with others
Legend says he is still holding it to this day.
The only Legends that are canon
Sweet. All original footage. No Special Edition shots whatsoever. Thank you, thank you.
I CAN HOLD IT
*HOLD*
PULL UP
Pero si es John Miranda pero Mexicano :v
Looks like he's holding too much already...
Han: Great shot kid!
Porkins: I'm forty...
Han Solo was a few years older than William Hootkins who died in 2005.
its sad that William Hootkins died in 2005 before seeing this
marc789 he is not dead, he is a force ghost now
I can hold it
He's still holding it, being one with the force
he could not hold it 😭
gone but never forgotten.. this man was the one and only hero, Jek Porkins, in one of the biggest movie franchises to ever exist - selflessly sacrificing himself in one of the most exhilarating battle scenes ever in cinematic history
Jek Porkins - He can hold it.
Let's just say he had a beef with the Death Star.
He would eat it raw !
See Lucas? THIS is what we want to see in a Special Edition Star Wars! We think he can hold it...
If ever a guy deserves a Star Wars film of his own, I mean, c'mon Disney....
+Steven Fallon Two words: Snap. Wexley. :s
Jek Porkins: A Star Wars Story
I'd go see it.
Yes! I was thinking about it just yesterday! No joke! It would sell!
@@KrillLiberator Also Wedge. Antilles.
@@fabianrocha9924 ...Absolutely!...Wedge is very deserving of his own film...it's criminal that he doesn't have one yet
I love the part when Porkins eats Han because he thought someone called him Ham.
Everyone: Ham Solo?
Porkins: yeah, just watch me
Thus the legend of Ham Sublo was born
Or Naan
"Red Six standing by".. Bread sticks standing by lol
The legends are all true..Porkins COULD hold it...RIP Jek
The Death Star was destroyed by Top. Men.
FurryAminal I never realized that until literally just now.
Who?
@@thewrestler9184 Indiana Jones reference...last 5 minutes of the movie
@@thewrestler9184top .......... men
@@thewrestler9184Top…. Men.
Vader: "The force is strong with this one"
Me: "Yeah, the force of gravity"
He could hold it
Porkins was stunning and brave.
Lmaoooo yeeees
Ever since, he was known as Forcekins
_in the Uncut Edition_
it should have been redubbed "The Fat is strong with this one"! I was always surprised that the fattest pilot was named "Porkins" ! Also he was shot down by AA fire from the DeathStar BEFORE the TIES showed up. On screen he is the only one. All the rest are shot down by TIEs
The sad part is that he became a hero because he kept saying "I can hold it", but he was just talking about that six-burrito lunch. They should make a video about the "Stay on target" guy because of his outstanding perseverance.
The "stay on target" guy was actually an inspiration for me in my life. Whenever I would want to give up I would say to myself, "stay on target". That line got me through a lot.
That was Davish Krail. Gold Five
Me: "So what store should we go to?"
Him: "Stay on Target."
What about those towers?
@@ridcully You worry about those fighters. I'll worry about the tower.
Whoever did this is a genius. I laughed for nearly 10 minutes..
I don't know why Porkins didn't just fly into the Deathstar he would have more than enough kinetic energy to destroy it.
It's crazy this comment got so many likes when he actually did crash into the Deathstar.
lol
If his x wing had the same engines he'd be heavier but slower than everyone else and would still have the same kinetic energy.
he couldn't fit.
Actually, more likely that his X-wing got struck from debris of the deflection towers.
hes not the hero the rebellion wanted but he's the hero the rebellion got.
He's also the hero the Rebellion deserves, but not the one it needs right now...
Damm those dvd edition changes, this 1977 version is the best
"I can hold it!" -Jek Porkins
Jek Porkins.
A Master of Holding it.
He's so badass he doesn't even have an emotional response to destroying the Death Star.
he's holding it all in.
He just fumbles around the cockpit looking for something else to hold
Yoda when lifting an x wing; - "No different to lifting rocks, only different in your mind"
Yoda when lifting Porkins; "The force is strong with me, but not that strong."
Well, I guess he CAN hold it after all...
Was about to comment, until I saw I already watched and commented on this a year ago...
- J e k P o r k i n s -
He can hold it.
"The weight is strong with this one"
lol.....great line ...every line above is funnier than the next one ..good stuff ! I remember seeing this in 77 and saying that dude was too fat to be a fighter but glad he got the one shot that made the Empire pay ...hahaa
"He was the best star pilot in the galaxy; and a cunning warrior."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Reflecting on the Most Glorious Comrade Porkins singlehanded defeat of the empire)
Alright he was. It he could hold. - Yoda
Porkins ur the man now let's go get a Big Mac and fries
Ah, thanks!, also can you pick up a large bucket of chicken at KFC?, but your paying!
Yeah sure.....I'll do all that ..,! And get u an insulin shot as well ..u oversized oinker ....! Nah sorry much respect ...4 ..u ..for saving the galaxy ..if it wasn't for u saving the galaxy from the evil empire ...I wouldn't be visiting Area 51 right about now...! Thanks porkins ..!..I think in another life u were walter solcheck ..! From the big lebowski ...shut the fuck up ...Donny ...! ...lol
Hello there! You must learn the ways of the force.
Arghhhh! Do I have toooooooooooooo?
Well the dark side has cookies
Remember Porkins, the force will be with you, always.
Could've added "You turned off your targeting computer. What's wrong?" and Porkin's audio of "I can hold it!"
He was on the targeting computer because you see the target coming to the end of the trench. 1:34
The death star is so massive that it probably creates it's own gravity. But, the same can be said of Porkins.
Now we just need a photoshop of Porkins leading the troops in the trenches of Hoth rebel base shouting "We can hold it".
Porkins would destroy Darth Sidious in a lightsaber duel.
Porkins and the Star Wars Kid together would be a deadly combination.
LMFAO ROFLMFAO The Star Wars Kid WAS Porkins. That was his training tape but Yoda was jealous of his talents and fearful for his own position and had him sent to Red Squadron
Best comment so far
He held it, HOORAY!!!
Han Solo - "Porkins, you cleaned out the entire dinner buffet before you took off. Don't you have to go to the bathroom?"
Porkins - "I can hold it."
Yep, he does look like a true gamer, he could had destroy all the defenses, the storm troopers ships, Darth Vader and the death star all by himself in time to get his dinner at Mc Donal's.
He feels like he can take on the whole Empire, himself!
phjon87
he can hold it!
That's all well and good but the question is... can he hold it?!
Rumor is... He is still Holding It to this day
You never saw the original ending of Rise Of Skywalker, where the revived Emperor hit Porkins with force lightning powered by all the Sith of history, but Porkins could hold it.
He can
"I ATE the Kessel Run."
-Jek
When she says "Keep going!"
"I can hold it!"
Anchor: "In other Galactic News, This man known as Jek Porkins, Blew up the Deathstar. Bob on the scene."
Field Reporter: "Yes, Jim, and I have here with me today, Wedge, one of the two only remaining X-Wing pilots whom have survived the mission. What was going through your head when Jek took the shot?"
Wedge: "All I could think about was those huge turrets. We we're headed straight for them in a small trench junction. Easy targets if you ask me! And Jek, well he has trouble inside such a small cockpit, I was surprised he didn't ram the sidewalls, 'cause that control stick sits right at his belly! So when he took the shot, I was already beginning to make peace with the force! But he... he held it."
Field Reporter: "Thank you much, Wedge, Bob here with Galactic News... Back to you, Jim."
"It's a half hour drive home, and I don't want to stop. If you have to go to the bathroom, go now"
"I can hold it!"
Remember, the gravitational force will be with you! Always
He can hold it. He can hold all of it. He can hold all of the Diabeetus.
Wow- i never knew Porkins was such a bad ass pilot, I could have sworn in the movie he got smoked by lame ass turbolaser fire..but must have been my imagination. He is in inspiration to all of us and no matter how bad the situation gets..stay focused and you too will be able to hold it.
IN the legend books he was actually one of the best pilots in the Rebel Alliance.
Amazing!! only like 4 clips of him and its brilliant! I love the one of him just sitting in the cockpit, plus you even have shorter inserts from that one clip!
Porkins will always be the greatest hero in the entire Rebel Alliance , he once held off 68 hungry Ewoks when they wanted his roast beef sammich.
It just reminds me how much I miss the classic special effects that we've lost with the special edition 'clean up'.
You can watch the Harmy Despecialized Editions free.
A long time later in a galaxy far far away.....he rescued the Ark of the Covenant from the Nazis
+Gareth Glitter OMG i never notice that
+Fantomas612 he was Echart in Batman to
+Gareth Glitter "Top men"
+Gareth Glitter Wrong George Lucas movie
And he almost got biggles arrested in London
It would have been even better if instead of the Falcon covering him and taking out Vader’s escorts, it was Porkins flying in and covering his own six. A true legend
You know, considering that all the stormtroopers are clones, you could make it Jek's backstory that he was rejected as a candidate for cloning after only a handful of successful attempts. This is his revenge
@@PatrickPease Stormtroopers are not clones. After the Clone Wars, clone troopers were replaced with human recruits.
DAM Right!!! its about time Porkins got some love!!
Jek Porkins; he could hold it.
I think I can hold this
Ben Kenobi to Porkins: "the force will be with you, always"
Porkins: "cool...wait, I'M A JEDI??!!!"
i'm sure he can hold the title.
We need a prequel trilogy just about Porkins .
I've been waiting for the Disney+ prequel series announcement for a while.
Porkins and Jabba the Hutt.
Porkins 2016: He can hold it.
Rebel Pilot: Hey Jek shouldn't u go to the bathroom before the mission.
Jek Porkins: I can hold it!
Bran: "Porkins, hold the door!"
Porkins: "I can hold it."
his name-- and his war efforts-- should never be underestimated.
Awesome! You even used the real version and not the special edition with the CGI ring explosion!
I believe he can, in fact, hold it.
With the existence of Star Wars infinities this is canon
I like the part where he held it.
The force is strong in this one, gets me every time!
I was hoping he would blow up the McDeath Star
"Stop calling me that guys, my name is PERKINS!" 😂
This is how I remember it.
(Actual footage from "Star Wars: The Complete Saga 2.0 Off The Chart Midichlorians Extra Unique Special-er Edition Reloaded.")
You had me laughing my ass off just by the title! Awesome!
Porkins should be remembered as a man who can hold it as much as he is remembered as being one on top.
"I can Hold IT!!"
As 'Porkins' gets out of the cockpit and runs to the head!!
Porkins, the only member of red flight with three kidneys.
... why? Because he's the only one that can hold them.
THIS IS GREAT! Long live Porkins! Love the original edit Death Star destruction too. The Force will be with Porkins. Always.
Legend has it, he's still holding it.
In the end he didn’t need “top men,” he really had to “think about the future.”
You used the original version, God bless you... 👍👍👍
Darth Solo Wookie like any true cinephile
YAY! Jek Porkins really DID hold it this time!
I got to meet William Hootkins many years ago at a hollywood party my then gf took me to. We were just two guys having a normal conversation about anything and everything. I didn’t realize who he is until the party host comes running out with his unopened action figure of Porkins and begged him to autograph it. Then I fanned out, but only a little bit because I wanted to keep the convo going. He’s a very accomplished actor of the London stage and has performed all the “important” roles an actor can portray. Yet, he’s a down-to-Earth, regular American guy. Sadly, he passed in 2005.
Darth Vader: "The fork is strong with this one"
Porkins for President 2016!!!