Darth Vader with Child Anakin's voice
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
- What if Darth Vader had his little kid voice? A 6' 7" problem child with unlimited power... to annoy people! -- Thank you all so much for the positive comments, likes and shares! It definitely gives me incentive to make a few more!
While bored in deep space (and nobody to play with), Darth Vader's respirator malfunctions, his voice now resembling the shrill and prepubescent Anakin Skywalker.
On the eve of the Rebel Alliance's epic assault upon the Empire, Vader desperately searches for a friend.
00:00 - Main Titles
00:22 - Bye!
01:16 - Are you an angel?
01:55 - Ever see a pod race?
03:03 - Yes, sir.
03:55 - You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
04:47 - There is a danger.
05:26 - I think you overestimate their chances.
06:49 - This is not good!
07:56 - Credits
#starwars #badlipreading #starwarsmemes
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Let's play a game. The video also references Aliens, Monty Python, Tommy Boy, X-Men, Friends, Friday, and there's a Wilhelm Scream in there too. There's some others, but I can't remember them. Identify the references and time codes below.
1:16 friends, 6:46 monty python, 7:29 wilhelm scream
Nice
What’s the song playing in the background in the trench run
@@dumbmonkey1313 still making money!
m. deicke small amount, good quality. I cant imagine how good the next video is gonna be
*Chokes a guy to death*
"It wasn't my fault! Really! The biggest problem in this universe is that no one helps each other"
Don't help each other go to heaven
Maria Duran-Ruiz AINT THAT A BITCH?!
Sweet home Alabama
Secuestra a zelda wey
I laughed harder at the "BYE!"
The weirdest shit you find while drunk during Christmas.
Würd.
Ngugi TWC never thought I'd see you here... 😮
The Silver Elite Neither did I, but here we are - it must be the spirit of Christmas :D
Ngugi TWC the spirit of the recommended videos section perhaps?;)
The Silver Elite The Rouge One vibes are strong in this one, haha ;)
*Vader arrives at the death star*
“Mom i’m home”
About his mom....
Sit down we need to have a talk about Annie’s mum
@@magic_grapefruit annie's mom has got it goin on
I'm intrested in seeing the opposite. Just imagine "Yippee" or "Are you an angel?" in Vader's voice. That would would be hilarious.
This needs more likes
yessssssss
THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY LOL
**breeth** *Yipee* **breeth**
HISHE can do that
No one:
Anakin: “I’m a pilot yknow!”
Yes sir!
All my life!
2:55
have you ever seen a pod race?
No sir
5:58
First Anakin was an adult slaughtering kids
Now he’s a kid slaughtering adults
It’s like poetry
Max Isola it rhymes
1:17
The circle is now complete.
Ironic...
Just like the simulation
Vader: **Kills a guy**
Also Vader: “The biggest problem in the universe is that nobody helps each other”
Vader: "Bye!"
Sad to see how the dark side broke Anakin, he even regressed to a child
The child became a child killer
Funniest shit i’ve ever seen
@@SigmundOrthodoxy Ironic
When anakin gets shot by a child ray:
🤣
@@SigmundOrthodoxy would have been even funnier if he skipped his childhood 🤨
I love how he flirted with Leia, his own daughter.
Bull_ Gaming well Darth didn't know he had kids at the beginning of episode 4
Bull_ Gaming you considered that flirting?
Canyon F that doesn't really have anything to do with this voice over video. he was talking about little Anni's acting
Daniel Barron In Anakins eyes, it was. I don't like it, I don't want it, but we got it.
RIP Princess Leia.
Anakin says the worst thing about the universe is no one helps each other. turns into a sith lord after murdering children
Well Vadar did help someone! LOL
Ratatoskr damn you squirrel, your so annoying to fight.... i mean he did help them to die and helped them not become jedi
na man ur just bad at SMITE. 1v1 me bro
ill 1v1 u bro 1tick ags gg m8
Chris C. who?
The uncomfortable way the poor dude kept responding with "yes sir. No sir" when Darth Anakin kept talking about his ship🤣
M
A very accurate depiction of talking to a 5 year old
Vader annoying Tarkin is probably the most accurate child and parent interaction on CZcams.
same
"Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go?"
No, it doesn’t include a child abuse
imagine if it was episode 3
"you were the chosen one!"
"I'm a pilot you know"
More like
"You were the chosen one!"
"I'm a person and my name is Anakin"
@@TheRealTerranMarine Thats actually kinda deep.
XD
Don't try i-
*I d o n t t h i n k s o*
LMFAO
"The biggest problem in the universe is nobody loves each other"
- Darth Vader; serial killer and dictator by day, lover by night.
BrotchMrToast
And child all the rest of the time
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BrotchMrToast He is not a dictator lol
Jan Vesseur ani was in favor of a dictatorship tbh
4:13 "I saw your laser sword. Only Jedis carry that kind of weapon" - Vader, as he's approaching with his own sword lit.
That actually sounds fucking scary. Like, you know what Vader does to the Jedi. He's basically saying Obi-Wan's going to die now.
_L I T . . ._
Obi-Wan: "No, I'm a Jedi Master."
Vader: "What's the difference?"
Obi-Wan: "You never became one."
In the first, you say the sword youre talking about from voltes v
Is no one gonna talk about how vader blew up his own death star 😂
Hahaha
"YIPPEEEEE"
Well Vader said in Rogue One that he didn't like the Death Star
That was WIZARD.
@@MariOmor1 That's probably why he said that the capabilities of the Death Star are insignificant to the power of the Force.
When you get a badass costume for Halloween but you haven’t hit puberty
Lol
underrated comment
lol
lol
More lol
The version George Lucas always wanted
No, not enough CGI.
Not enough jar jar
I'm a pilot you know.
+Nathan Mecey Yes sir
+purpandorange Don't give him any ideas...
Anakin's body language sells this as real way too perfectly.
6:29 i find it funny how Vader’s having the time of his life blowing up ships 😹
i fucking love the stormtroopers and how they dont take their jobs seriously
but then again would you take your job seriously if you were working for a 6'8 kid
ITS 6"7 *TRIGGERED*
stfulol
sorry for not being american
Scrub Lord that stfulol wasnt for you.
Gerald Mardiska and that message wasnt for you
Darth Vader flirting with Leia is the most unconfortable thing I've ever seen
Even more than Luke kissing her? :D I mean, Vader is a child, he doesn't know better :/
Luke’s a kid too
Ganta Igarashi Luke was in his twenties at the time but still he just didn’t know.
The Skywalkers are clearly from Alabama.
That's how Kylo Ren is born
"I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan"
"MIPASA CHOPASA"
"Please to meet you"- The Galaxys most feared sith before murdering a starfeighter pilot
I lose it every time Vader enters and he's like "HI"
It is really cute. :) But little boys are always cute, Jake included.
Man youre fucking gay?
Candy4Bullets What are you loosening? Hopefully not something vital.
Gamer Held what's wrong with being gay?
Nothing.I just asked
“Are you an angel?”
Anakin... that’s your daughter
Anakin: “i have a daughter? I’m so happy! I gotta tell everyone! Hey everyone, did you hear the news?! I’m a father! Hey bounty hunters, guess what? I have a daughter, did you know that? Hey meteors, I’m father! I have a daughter, little droid that drives around the hallway. I have a daughter, lightspeeeeeeed woah! This is amazing, I feel alive again! Me and daughter ruling the galaxy. She’s gonna be so excited!”
@@annnnnnnn394 Ah yes, a man of culture
@@batmitesolos7097 hdjs
@@TheBoyBanditKing1911 wtf
@@batmitesolos7097 hdjsjd
"Our scout ships have reached Dantooine."
"Yippee!"
"But they estimate that it has been abandoned for some time"
"Oops"
This video is freaking gold XD
I think he said taotooine not datooine
@@SpiderFlash-lj8dn it is Dantooine as that's where the rebels base was :)
Ya we have tatooine and datooine datooine is a small rebel base and yavin 4 is the main base
Love how he’s either just saying “hi” the whole time or just flexing his pod racing skills😂
Vader is like that awkward friend of yours who keeps defaulting to one topic whenever you have a conversation. "I'm a pilot you know?"
LOL, I am that awkward friend :)
+Cybermat47 me too
+DiomedesIsHit ''I killed a bunch of children, but not a single jedi other than my friend''
Josh Sanders Proof?
Josh Sanders Mace Windu was killed by The Councilor first of all, second of all I meant about he himself killing people, and third of all, the comic books and novels don't count anymore.
Am I the only one who thinks Darth Vader sounds even more evil with this voice?
Hell no man, he sounds like Kevin Mackalester from Home Alone. That little psychopath
I think he sounds more evil with this voice
He sounds like a brat XD
It just sounds creepy and it feels like i wont be taking him seriously
@@dylancasey1702 McCallister*
Anakin: are you an angel?
Leia: No, your daughter.
I died when Vader act childish and talk about his dreams and goals near Tarkin.
“I shall become more powerful that you could possib- -“
“I don’t think so”
Obi-wan: "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"
Darth Vader: "I can help!" (cuts him in half and sees the empty robe fall to the floor) "Neat trick! Will I ever see you again?"
gortab yo instant regret
Oh I don’t think so
MOM IM HOME
Super badass dude lollololol
when CZcams purposely puts a video on your recommended section as a Christmas gift
Benish Ben same here
same here
thunderdrake13 same
Purposefully*
Bang Count OBJECTION! You may be right, but he was, too.
www.dictionary.com/browse/purposely
0:48 It's amazing how perfectly that fits.
Vader: ArE YoU An AnGeL
Stormtrooper: uh anakin that’s your daughter
Vader: umm oops
Stormtrooper: uhh she is pretty tho
Vader:force chokes him and slams him up and down with force
Stormtrooper: screaming *intensifys*
It wasn't his fault - really, look!
"when they hear you've attacked a diplomatic-"
"are you an angel?"
well, she is now
damn, ur right
Why? Ask yourself. Was that neccesary?
Well, that pickup line worked with her mom, after all.
Plot twist: That one youngling killed him and took his place.
In America, you kill youngling.
It Soviet Russia, youngling kill you.
@Meme Thing ƃuᴉlƃunoʎ llᴉʞ ɹǝpᴉds 'ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uI
When Vader was in his Surgery. A little voice called Master Skywalker I have come for Revenge and that's where he killed Vader and the youngling was Vader the whole time
@@thatonedude7966 In America, younglings kill younglings
He gave anakin sand
i lost it when the guy walked in and he goes “hI”
The way Little Anakin's lines flow with the scenes is making me roll on the floor I CAN'T
"I'll try...this one!"
*blows up Death Star*
I died XD
"What will happen to me now?"
LOL
"ups!" :)
"Oops"
hahahahahah
Just watched Darth Vader with child Anakin's voice blow up X-wings to Van Halen. My life is complete
+C Delany you just made my day XD
He even blows up the Death Star!
+C Delany Those are Y-wings...and X-wings
+C Delany Now that's what I call pod racing.
+C Delany
Yup
best video about of star wars in youtube !!!!!
The “What will happen to me now?” Got me laughing hard!!
NO!! Anakin.. or vader .. THATS OUR DAUGHTER
Vader seems a lot more scary like this.
Steven yah he kinda does
He is completely insane
I agree
He is a tall child from this
Yes
wtf this video is almost 4 years old but for some reason youtube recommends it to everyone on Christmas 2016?
Grumar S same! Lol.
Grumar S right
CZcams's Christmas gift to the world!
Rogue One perhaps?
Good present ;)
I love how he keeps asking if anybody has ever seen a pod race
ikr 😂😂
Anyone: Does something
Vader: IMA PILOT YOU KNOW
😂
Grand Moff Tarkin was possibly my favorite character in the movie, so thank you for his inclusion and making him the straight man to Anakin's cringeyness here.
The Anakin/Tarkin scene was hilarious :)
Can I go Can I go Can I go Can I go Can I go Can I go Can I go
Tarkin's face throughout the video is priceless. It feels like Tarkin had been taking care of Vader and therefore is not as annoyed by/scared of him as the others. It is still hilarious to hear him say "Enough of this" when Vader goes the good old "Have you seen a podrace?" on him.
Also the reactions of the stormtroopers when Vader talks to the Imperial officer with the scanning crew. Its like they were thinking "Oh no, here we go again." One of them even openly says, "This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard", and as the officer is forced into submission by Lord Vader his subordinates laugh at him.
I'm inclined to believe my original comment was why this got so many recommended views at and before Christmas. I may be patting myself on the back, but...
I'm a pilot, you know!
I like how he blew up his own Death Star
Yeppie!!!
ZoLexa whoooo
ZoLexa oops
"what will happen to me now?"
ZoLexa me to
Anakin: talks about angels
Leia: I have no idea what you’re talking about
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Damn the lava at Mustafa must have scrambled Vader’s brain and made his brain turn into a child
"The biggest problem in the universe is nobody helps anyone." Said as he's strangling a guy to death. This makes Vader sound like a psychotic man child.
Dan McCudden
That's basically his character in the star wars Sega to some degree
If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live!
He actually killed him because he doesn't help others. That scene is obviously a PSA about being a good person and helping those who need it.
thats basically kylo
I mean, that's what Disney thinks a sith is.
I now imagine several kids stacked on top of each other inside the Vader suit.
Wow OK expect obi want is not a bunch of pathetic lifeform
@Jacques Media Reviews JMR What do you mean? Vince is a perfectly well adjusted adult man and his co-workers at the Business Factory always recommend him for business.
Becuase of atom and cell patheic lifeform but has a good use
Youngling corpses
Darth Vincent or even Vader Adultman
I love that Vader is listening to Van Halen in his TIE Fighter loL!!!
2:53 in the original movie: scared shitless of vader, but doesnt try to show it
2:53 here: why TF did we let this guy lead us??!
Episode III:
Kenobi: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground
Anakin (in 8 year-old Anakin voice): I don’t think so!
Anakin: (jumps) Yipee!
Kenobi: (slices Anakin’s limbs off)
Anakin: What will happen to me now?
That's sort of sad...
yOu EvEr SeEn PoD rAcInG ?!?
Actually Anakin was 9 in the Phantom Menace which was the movie they got the voice from.A way to know is Anakin was 18 in Attack of the Clones and it was set 9 years after the Phantom Menace.
How do you count years if years are a thing from Earth? And if you consider it's Coruscant years, how do you know Coruscant years have similar lenght to Earth years?
Is the last line a HISHE reference???
"Hi" and "I'm a pilot you know" kill me everytime xD
Yes sir! Killed me XD
+Cody Ruffenach same here
+Cody Ruffenach ME TOO xD
dude same
+Cody Ruffenach yeah the Hi killed me
10 greatest one liners before the kill:
Pleased to meet you!
Wow, I found the whole altered composition of the fight to destroy the Death Star very entertaining and impressive!!
With the clips placed in that order and the music, and the new lines for Vader, you completely changed the meaning and that was really creative and cool (and funny)! :D XD
Well thanks for loving my comment m. deicke :)
I'm a pilot you know?
Yes sir.
You ever seen a Pod Race?
No sir.
antonio girgenti it is treason then
Tarkin: *looks at Vader seriously*
Vader "I'm a pilot, you know"
The deadpan Tarkin. I just lost it lol.
@@ayf1983 I lost it when Vaderkin starts speaking Huttanese to Leia! I can only imagine him smiling under the mask and helmet as he antagonizes her! Lol
There's a big race tomorrow on Boonta Eve.
yes sir.
“Nice to meet you” -kills the person he just met-
I could watch a whole movie like this.
me to
Lazerwolf555/new Wolf me three
Chris McClure me...four?
me too. since nobody technically claimed it.
Daniel Cruz I guess me five
Now we need Anakin with Vader' s voice
MAKE THIS PLEASE
lol
lol
OMG YES
lol
just the thought of child Anakin being second in command of the entire galaxy is hilarious
4:39 "I'll try swinging; that's a good trick!"
Anyone: says anything
Anakin: Ever seen a podrace?
No sir
I'm a pilot, ya know
Yes sir
“I’m the only human who can do it”
Yes sir
Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Can I go?Look all the money we have!
Lol
Noooooooooooooooo!
Enough of this!
XD
I'm dying at the part where Darth Vader is flying with the TIE Fighters with the song Panama from Van Halen
I love how Young Vader is just going on about his childlike with podracing and the lieutenant (or whatever his rank is) has to just sit there and say "Yes Sir" cause even realistically he can't do shit to stop it, whether he's talking to a sith lord or just a normal higher rank officer or not X'D
"If you strike me down, i shall be more powerful than you can possibly-"
"I don't think so" *kills him*
wIlL i EvEr sEe yOu AgAin?1?1?
Nazi or india
LOL
"WOW!"
Tsundare
🥺
When the 8 year old takes halloween too seriously.
*too
69th likes thank me later
100th like
9 actually
So True
5:34 Vader: "Ok let's go left!"
*Proceeds to the right*
The other left
He's a kid damn you
@@shengloongtan229 understandable
Tarkin's reactions are golden! :-D
He's hitting on his daughter!
Luke and Leia made out soo...
@@redfallxenos4585 Hey i guess it runs in the family to hit on other members
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
Like father like son
Must be Sharia
"I'm a pilot you know"
ever seen a pod race?
now this is pod racing!
+Sameela Ahmad yes sir
+Sameela Ahmad yes sir
+Sam Galiana-Arroyo no sir
"What?! I don't think so."
"I don't understand. Bye!"
Z
Anakin: "What are we going to do about it? There are too many of them!"
*Uhh... I don't know how to feel about that foreshadowing.*
"You won't win, I will just become more powerful."
"I don't think so"
*SLICE*
"Will I ever see you again"
:(
hahaha
I crie evrey tiem
This is what the Internet was made for
If Vader had literally kid voice, he would be more creepy character
7:43 Um, that was YOUR station, Anakin.
"Are you an angel?"
She is now...
:'(
katphisH OOOOOH MYYYYYY GOOOOD its been like less than a week and we already have amazing jokes like this
katphisH
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher
katphisH too fucking soon
mkmasta 1213 No it's not, you wus. It's not even that bad.
“Are you an angel? I heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the moons of Iego, I think.”
“I don't know what you're talking about.”
Techoopa ohmenghisa
*moons of lego
And then ookschooabokwamminochachambdoopha
@@D4rkRCS yes Lego
They live on the moon of Legoland what
"Our ships have reached Dantooine"
yipPEEEEE
I f'ing lost it when Panama started playing lmfao
"Our scout ships have reached onto him"
"YIPEE!"
Wolf “reached *Dantooine*”
100 likes
@@rodvaz1 Thank you friend 🙏
I could imagine the stormtroopers trying to hold their laughter back as hard as they can ‘cause they don’t want to die
duck films your pfp is basically this video
What are you Slamos laughing at??
A bit like the Life of Brian "Biggus Dickus" scene?
That one trooper just going along with his chatter. Vader was just so exited to make a friend.
Kills Obi wan and sees him disappear
Anakin: will i ever see you again?
Whomever made this video deserves an Oscar.
FN 2187 wa
*TRAITOR!*
somebuddyx hes a traitor
Asa Crim Reaper I saw your Oscar. only Jedi carry that kind of award.
They got one, it's in Episode 7.
This is scarier than the original.
Andy Zagorski true😨
(Sith lightsaber igniting)
"You are a Jedi, too?"
He’s like some child King who’s inherited everything and Tarkin is the unwilling babysitter “…and someday I’m gunna fly away from this place” 😂😂
VADER: *'LUKE, I AM YOUR SON'*
LUKE: *'NOOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE'*
BECAUSE I'M A VIRIGN
"Yeah the coat hanger really messed me up"
OH MY GOSH THE REPLY SECTION IS PURE GOLD
XD
Jude Wilson Sweet home Alabama
The way he keeps saying "I am a pilot, you know?" makes it look like he's deeply traumatised about not accomplishing his childhood dream and instead becoming... _this_
Thats deep.
I may be late But I would recommend watching Ani a musical by the company Starkid. They have a really funny take on this I think you would enjoy it.
...
wait they made that
Yeah it's actually like he's delusional and finally slipping from all the trauma but everyone cares and no one wants to make it worse.
Aaaand you’ve made this depressing again.
1:25 This is pretty dark considering that Anakin is her dad
Disgusting*
well leia had the nerve to kiss her brother so im sure she wouldn't mind
The image of a towering caped cyborg speaking with the voice of a small child is oddly….unsettling.