[YTP] Revenge of the Sand

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 10. 06. 2017
  • Anakin, aside from his own failures, does not have an easy life. Bullying from Mace Windu, useless advice from Yoda, and Obi-Wan, his alcoholic and egotistical master, are just some of the factors pushing Anakin closer to the dark side...
    As promised, the next instalment of the Star Wars saga is here: Revenge of the Sith. As usual, I had a lot of fun working on this, although it has taken me while do to the recent move and being on holiday. And, again as usual, I hope you enjoy it. There will be 1 or 2 more chapters after this for Episode 3, as my script is pretty big. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
    We have settled in a bit since the move and I've come back from holiday, so things should get relatively back on track. I have already begun work on part 2 of RotS and I have some ideas for shorts as well.
    Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 11K

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 Před 4 lety +6995

    “It is only natural. He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge.”
    -Sheev Palpatine, 2017

    • @wdsa7129
      @wdsa7129 Před 4 lety +137

      Remember what you told me about master windu

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 Před 4 lety +50

      Addition. Its “A fine addition”

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 Před 4 lety +12

      Shit. I literally hadn’t noticed that for at least a couple of months.

    • @wheatleyobix8349
      @wheatleyobix8349 Před 4 lety +5

      A_FINE_EDITION God Dammit!!!

    • @SleepyGalileo
      @SleepyGalileo Před 4 lety +11

      i'm sorry, but his palpatines actual name "sheev?"

  • @iamzeek2000
    @iamzeek2000 Před 7 lety +8336

    *does a simple flip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord!

    • @RasputinGamingPC
      @RasputinGamingPC Před 7 lety +86

      SJW / Hplus / Emrys Paderau Yorath / Hilcenias EUHY EH EH EUHY YOU SHUT UR FACE

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 Před 7 lety +225

      Gray Fox Tbh if I tried a frontal flip with a cape on I would probably fall over the railing and hit the floor below.

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek Před 7 lety +2

      Gray Fox gorge W bush is my nan

    • @colemantreborherooftherepu3386
      @colemantreborherooftherepu3386 Před 7 lety +22

      Count Dooku I have finally found you... What? No Jango to save your ass this time?!

    • @kars1567
      @kars1567 Před 7 lety +9

      Coleman Trebor Hero of the republic To be frank I could have handled Mace Windu but Jango took care of him before I could.

  • @ericwunderDJ
    @ericwunderDJ Před 3 lety +2061

    "Do it."
    "I shouldn't."
    "Do it."
    "It's not the jedi way."
    *"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it"*

    • @marcelxd1633
      @marcelxd1633 Před 3 lety +356

      Why did you do it?

    • @0vrconfident
      @0vrconfident Před 2 lety +237

      Anakin didn't kill dooku because he succumbed to dark side emotions, he just knew it was the only way to get Palpatine to shut the hell up

    • @aboldone8205
      @aboldone8205 Před 2 lety +86

      @@marcelxd1633 Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

    • @yourviewyouropinion9136
      @yourviewyouropinion9136 Před 2 lety +55

      It is only natural. He steal your sand, you wanted revenge

    • @vantablock4126
      @vantablock4126 Před 2 lety +51

      dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it DEW IT DEW IT

  • @arthropod-doctor
    @arthropod-doctor Před rokem +831

    3:49 "Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people."
    This is now canon.

  • @MVP111233
    @MVP111233 Před 4 lety +3470

    "Dew it"
    "I shouldn't"
    "Dew it"
    "it's not the jedi way"
    "Dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it"
    *does it*
    "why did you dew it?"

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 Před 5 lety +3862

    "Time to abandon
    *S* *M* *O* *K* *I* *N* *G* ."
    - General Grievous
    June 11th, 2017

  • @wutguycreations
    @wutguycreations Před rokem +1334

    "You are a small boy Anakin, and I am strong and wise. I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be"
    - Obi-Wan

  • @stygianhoplite
    @stygianhoplite Před rokem +388

    Some of the finest YTPs ever made. Anakin and Obi-wans continuous back and forth like immature idiots is priceless.

    • @Zedde6
      @Zedde6 Před 10 měsíci +9

      AGREED!

  • @reganspears8875
    @reganspears8875 Před 4 lety +5247

    "Anakin, something wonderful has happened."
    "That's wonderful."
    "I'm pregnant."
    "LIAR! You're fat."
    Cracked me up.

  • @Kriebler
    @Kriebler Před 4 lety +3425

    "He was too dangerous to be dangerous."
    Seems legit

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 Před rokem +169

    6:02 What I love about this is that Anakin DID technically kill all those people in canon.

    • @romasliv
      @romasliv Před 7 měsíci

      did he killed the politicians?

    • @BortaMaga
      @BortaMaga Před měsícem +4

      AlpacaHawk definitely did that foreshadowing on purpose

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 Před 2 lety +310

    "Time to abandon smoking."
    General Grievous should be a role model for all of us

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'm here just to find the time stamp for that part for my friend.

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta Před 2 dny

      @@Dude8718 1:36 my dude

    • @Dude8718
      @Dude8718 Před 2 dny +1

      @@birddaddydetta god bless, I had thought it was further so I skipped along for it

  • @cadkls
    @cadkls Před 4 lety +2138

    "I've disappointed you"
    "Oh I agree, you are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong and wise, i know everything, I am very proud of me, i have become a far greater jedi than you could ever hope to be"

    • @waffle9204
      @waffle9204 Před 4 lety +27

      cadkls 😞

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls Před 4 lety +66

      I just loved that alpacahawk made obi wan look like a proper arrogant dick

    • @dazwalia
      @dazwalia Před 4 lety +40

      Well, he was kinda right.

    • @yuuri_
      @yuuri_ Před 4 lety +51

      I have taught you everything I know about trains.

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls Před 4 lety +9

      @@yuuri_ Ha, trainspotting.

  • @zac3906
    @zac3906 Před 6 lety +8232

    Palapatine= do it
    Anakin= i shouldnt
    Palapatine= do it do it do it do it do it
    *Anakin kills dooku*
    Palapatine why did you do it?

    • @AGSFable
      @AGSFable Před 6 lety +447

      "I've been looking forward to this"

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 Před 6 lety +516

      "He was too dangerous to be dangerous"

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 Před 6 lety +156

      itwontcomeout5678 "Remember what you told me about you're mother?"

    • @Yoshifan1219
      @Yoshifan1219 Před 6 lety +156

      Play 3:20 at 2X speed
      *DO IT INTENSIFIES*

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry Před 6 lety +33

      Yoshifan1219 *I LOVE IT BEST PART!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @delt3378
    @delt3378 Před rokem +143

    Dooku: **backflips**
    Palpatine: "He's a Sith Lord."

  • @clos3869
    @clos3869 Před 2 lety +259

    9:37
    "Unfortunately, his apprentice took his fortune. Then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep."
    LMAO

  • @MrUrg-vq4yb
    @MrUrg-vq4yb Před 4 lety +2300

    “You wanted to see me chancellor?”
    “No”
    *”L e a v e u s”*

    • @danhernan7855
      @danhernan7855 Před 4 lety +49

      Mr. Urg “mm mM MMM” 😏

    • @aidan9990
      @aidan9990 Před 4 lety +30

      written and directed by george lucas

    • @rhc128
      @rhc128 Před 4 lety +8

      _Freeze frame, Seinfeld theme plays_

    • @glitch3818
      @glitch3818 Před 4 lety +11

      *LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES*

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel Před 4 lety +10

      You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith.
      You don't say.
      Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand.
      Is it possible to learn this power?
      No.

  • @searingflame3936
    @searingflame3936 Před 4 lety +2906

    “The chancellor has been kidnapped by Willy Wonkas dad and a cyborg with lung cancer”

    • @xxdarth_shadosxx1596
      @xxdarth_shadosxx1596 Před 3 lety +20

      Searing Flame lol

    • @millzo
      @millzo Před 3 lety +96

      IM LEGIT CRYING AT THAT

    • @alwaystired2452
      @alwaystired2452 Před 3 lety +8

      @@millzo
      Ok Waifu materiel

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 Před 3 lety +53

      No, he was kidnapped by Saruman. I half want him to come out and say "You have chosen the path of PAIN"!

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 Před 3 lety +12

      @Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.

  • @angvla_
    @angvla_ Před 2 lety +185

    Paths to the dark side:
    -These visions Anakin has
    -death
    -fear
    -missing your train

  • @Hayden_Lummus
    @Hayden_Lummus Před 2 lety +96

    I love how Mace despises Ki Adi Mundi and takes any chance he can to belittle him during the council meetings

  • @CT-Jesse-ic7uh
    @CT-Jesse-ic7uh Před 4 lety +2207

    "Yoda will take the Avengers to assist the Wookiees on Kashyyyk."
    -Nick Windu 2005

  • @mrmeatball88
    @mrmeatball88 Před 3 lety +1157

    Count Dooko: *Does a frontflip*
    Palpatine: He's a Sith Lord O_O
    2:00

  • @OmegaMarioMaster
    @OmegaMarioMaster Před rokem +144

    Grievous: "Your mom is short."
    Gets me every time I swear

  • @qmto
    @qmto Před 7 lety +1132

    "I need to report to the pub. I need to get drunk, and unconscious on my back."

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 Před 7 lety +27

      lmfao

    • @OldBeanUK
      @OldBeanUK Před 7 lety +20

      qmto Going on a pub crawl with Master Windu

    • @ElderBugGames
      @ElderBugGames Před 6 lety +45

      "Time to abandon Smoking"

    • @Dubdsy
      @Dubdsy Před 6 lety

      qmto I

    • @mazdevil1257
      @mazdevil1257 Před 5 lety +7

      Fine, but you owe me... And not for saving your skin for the 10th time

  • @ritz1515
    @ritz1515 Před 4 lety +2659

    “Have you heard the tragedy of Darth trageduis the wise” I’m dying

  • @James-Nobles
    @James-Nobles Před rokem +76

    “Time to abandon smoking”
    underrated line

  • @motazfawzi2504
    @motazfawzi2504 Před 3 lety +384

    9:30
    Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Palpatine: NO.
    Written and Directed by
    GEORGE LUCAS

  • @comment9382
    @comment9382 Před 4 lety +571

    *"You're shorter than I expected"*
    *"Your mom is short"*
    *"Try not to get rekt, Anakin"*

    • @undyne7808
      @undyne7808 Před 4 lety +10

      One of Grievous' s best lines-

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 Před 4 lety

      I didn't get it, lmao

    • @alexchen4483
      @alexchen4483 Před 4 lety

      Dark Lusare Anakin does not have the high ground

    • @darklusare7582
      @darklusare7582 Před 4 lety

      @@alexchen4483 that's for sure, he specializes in low ground

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 Před 4 lety

      Easily the best line in the video along with the first part of “I would expect someone with your reputation to be a n00b

  • @RetroActiveGM
    @RetroActiveGM Před 7 lety +597

    Anakin: "I have disappointed you."
    Obi-Wan: "Oh, I agree. You are a small boy, Anakin. I am strong, and wise - and I know everything, and I am very proud of me. I have become a far greater Jedi than you could ever hope to be."
    *[YTP] Obi-Wan Is A Narcissist*

  • @BXEmberz0109
    @BXEmberz0109 Před 3 lety +104

    8:21 i love how Yoda is just looking around letting Mace Windu talk shit to everyone lol

  • @Number1RatedEnderman1997
    @Number1RatedEnderman1997 Před rokem +253

    5:47
    “Oh, no, I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I gotta report to the Pub.”
    “Hold on-“
    “I NEED to get drunk and unconscious on my back!”

  • @bigshortstop1931
    @bigshortstop1931 Před 4 lety +1639

    "What about the droid attack on the wookiees?"
    "I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A DAMN THING!"

  • @jacobstarr9010
    @jacobstarr9010 Před 4 lety +686

    " *cough cough cough* time to abandon smoking"
    Cracked me up

  • @Metroidprime117
    @Metroidprime117 Před 2 lety +53

    I love how grievous just casually walks on to the bridge and then out of nowhere announces his intention to abandon smoking

    • @pineapple7767
      @pineapple7767 Před měsícem

      that zoom makes him look like he lookin around like "fuccck im too high for this bullshit"

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn Před 2 lety +46

    Dooku jumping off the balcony and collapsing immediately was the best part

  • @Amcor09
    @Amcor09 Před 7 lety +532

    "So powerful and so wise, he could use the force to create sand."

  • @a_fine_edition2746
    @a_fine_edition2746 Před 4 lety +3091

    “Do not miss your train. That is a path to the Dark Side.”
    -Grand Master Yoda, 2017

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Před 11 měsíci +33

    2:00 That jump back into place really got me

  • @galacticastrodust3673
    @galacticastrodust3673 Před 3 lety +101

    8:35
    “ Yoda will send the *avengers* to kashhyk”

  • @darkridleyx
    @darkridleyx Před 7 lety +918

    "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING"

  • @ozziecomedian1786
    @ozziecomedian1786 Před 4 lety +2741

    The Sand Menace
    Attack of the Sand
    Revenge of the Sand
    Sand
    Obi Wan Sandobi
    Sandor
    Rogue Sand
    A New Sand
    The Sand Strikes Back
    Return of the sand
    The Sandalorian
    Book Of Sand
    Asanda
    The Sand Awakens
    The Last Sand
    The Rise of Sand

    • @SUSsykage
      @SUSsykage Před 4 lety +232

      since the ‘Sandalorian’ exists now, it’s safe to assume that the Sandwalkers also exist...

    • @38clonewars
      @38clonewars Před 4 lety +66

      Ozzie comedian The Sand of Skywalker sounds better imo

    • @deth1634
      @deth1634 Před 4 lety +135

      What about The Sand Wars

    • @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997
      @foundouthowtochangeytnameb1997 Před 4 lety +64

      deth, what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

    • @jerry1dc
      @jerry1dc Před 4 lety +4

      🏖🏜🐚🏝

  • @honeybadger1810
    @honeybadger1810 Před rokem +128

    @2:00 - @3:10 *This is fucking IT right here.* Count Dooku doing that pointless flip and then kicking everyone around literally nearly killed me when I first saw it a few years ago. I don’t care what anyone says, the sheer stupidity and pointlessness of it just beat everything I had ever seen. One of my hardest laughs to date. It was like I had cerebral palsy because of how hard I was laughing. I was an unintelligible cackling mess for minutes.

    • @AshleysBrother
      @AshleysBrother Před rokem +6

      This sequence wasn't funny for me until i read your comment 🤣

    • @noconsequence4486
      @noconsequence4486 Před 10 měsíci +8

      The whole fight is such a shit show, I revisit this YTP at least three times a year just for that sequence

    • @Emperor.H
      @Emperor.H Před 6 měsíci +2

      You have an appointment 😂

    • @pelusam79
      @pelusam79 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I just cant with the pointless flip 😂

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies Před měsícem +1

      That flip is the best edit in this whole thing. Took my uninterested brother from stone-faced to hysterical laughter in less than a second.

  • @cryalot378
    @cryalot378 Před 2 lety +37

    6:02 damn Obiwan went full spoiler mode

  • @jack0fgrants775
    @jack0fgrants775 Před 7 lety +769

    Anakin: "Its unfair!"
    Mace Windu: "Hey hey you shut yo face!"
    Anakin: "Forgive me master"
    Mace Windu: ''No''
    Ki Adi Mundi: "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
    Mace Windu: "I don't remember asking you a damn thing!"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 6 lety +6

      OakPlaysPC xD

    • @leontrotsky9268
      @leontrotsky9268 Před 6 lety +17

      OakPlaysPC b-but what about t-the droid attack on THOSE MOTHER FUCKING WOOKIES

    • @miguelpereira9859
      @miguelpereira9859 Před 6 lety +4

      They had to know who was the fucking alpha

    • @lachied2126
      @lachied2126 Před 6 lety +1

      i control ur mouth like a pupet, ya hear me ya year me!

    • @michaeld9226
      @michaeld9226 Před 6 lety +2

      Mace windu is such a savage

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 Před 4 lety +1698

    “Let is not forget Anakin that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear, and you killed Count Dooku, and you killed me, and you killed the Chancellor, and you killed the politicians. And you rescued Grevious, carrying the general unconscious on your back.”
    -Obi Wan

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 Před 4 lety +153

      He's a real hero, that Anakin.

    • @UnlimitedGreenWorks
      @UnlimitedGreenWorks Před 4 lety +61

      A great role model, on we should all look up to.

    • @twinwoodsman
      @twinwoodsman Před 4 lety +93

      Technically he actually did do all those things, except rescue him from Buzz Lightyear and rescue Greivous.

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 Před 4 lety +58

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

    • @notameme8708
      @notameme8708 Před 4 lety +7

      “I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back”
      -Obi Wan

  • @MattTOB618
    @MattTOB618 Před 3 lety +60

    7:38 "Do not miss your train; that is a path to the Dark Side."
    - Yoda

  • @calthekonqueror312
    @calthekonqueror312 Před 2 lety +92

    1:28 When Grevious said EUGH I felt that

  • @BenTheBeanYT
    @BenTheBeanYT Před 4 lety +1963

    “Do not miss your train, that is the path to the dark side”- *yoda* 2020

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 Před 4 lety +4641

    Anakin: “you’re shorter than I expected”
    Grevious: “your Mum is short”
    Obi-Wan: “Try not to get REKT Anakin”

  • @evilhackerokan2211
    @evilhackerokan2211 Před 3 lety +84

    4:58 Very advanced droid that the separatists produced to escort the important officers like Grevius etc.
    Doing just basic spin and die instantly

  • @bumblegoot1139
    @bumblegoot1139 Před rokem +28

    I love that every character dies several deaths in horrible ways and betrays everyone on their side multiple times, and it’s hardly a chip off the shoulders of anyone involved, including the ones who die.

  • @PredatorWookiee
    @PredatorWookiee Před 7 lety +824

    "Chancellor Palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

  • @BIGJoey-fd9op
    @BIGJoey-fd9op Před 3 lety +2916

    General grievous: coughs
    “Time to abandon smoking”

  • @branlex1315
    @branlex1315 Před 2 lety +51

    6:02 Techicaly all 3 things he said are rigth at some point in the Movies

  • @IcedUp
    @IcedUp Před 3 lety +60

    I always come back to watch this at 2:07 when his head falls off. Kills me every time

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart Před 4 lety +2329

    Mace Windu: "We grant you the rank of master."
    Yoda: "No."
    Mace Windu: *"We do not grant you the rank of master."*

  • @ultimatedom210
    @ultimatedom210 Před 3 lety +5990

    Padme: “I’m pregnant”
    Anakin: “LIAR, you’re fat”

    • @blend2008
      @blend2008 Před 3 lety +65

      @SITH Bird bruh this is probably my 27th time or something (i keep count doku with me XD)

    • @QuandaleDingle_Gaming
      @QuandaleDingle_Gaming Před 3 lety +39

      LEGO Darth jar jar vs LEGO obi-wan kenobi

    • @poland8752
      @poland8752 Před 3 lety +23

      @@QuandaleDingle_Gaming all right guys go get those droids

    • @AnalogHorrorW
      @AnalogHorrorW Před 3 lety +25

      Hahahahahahahhahahha i laughed so hard at that part

    • @banab6829
      @banab6829 Před 3 lety +72

      “Something wonderful has happened”
      “That’s wonderful”

  • @tricksterclown9343
    @tricksterclown9343 Před 3 lety +46

    5:39 Mace: Chancellor Palpatine I’m here to talk to you about the avenger initiative 😂

  • @professorlongfellow5902
    @professorlongfellow5902 Před 3 lety +63

    Anakin: "I stand"
    Mace: "We grant you the rank of master"
    Yoda: *NO*

  • @catsareevil
    @catsareevil Před 4 lety +1194

    Padmé: something wonderful has happened
    Anakin: *thats wonderful*

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 Před 4 lety +66

      I think that's what he actually says in the movie too
      Edit: It isn't. My knowledge of the RoTS script has failed me. Into exile I must go, failed I have.

    • @generalgrievous3731
      @generalgrievous3731 Před 3 lety +16

      @Patrick Keegan Don't say things like that

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 Před 3 lety

      @@generalgrievous3731 It seems cut, so I don't think so

    • @sammcdermott78
      @sammcdermott78 Před 3 lety

      General Grievous it isnt

    • @coachgoltzbizpro23
      @coachgoltzbizpro23 Před 3 lety +1

      LIAR!!!

  • @freshproduce4048
    @freshproduce4048 Před 7 lety +384

    ~"Do not miss your train
    It is a path to the dark side."~
    Yoda

    • @daequanthomas6102
      @daequanthomas6102 Před 6 lety +22

      JAMITTY Galaxy Ghost
      ''Go!"
      ---Yoda

    • @ericadorno326
      @ericadorno326 Před 6 lety +5

      The purple Plant monster I do that all the time, I am part of the dark side now

  • @droofinsmirts
    @droofinsmirts Před 3 lety +37

    a minor inconvenince : *exists*
    yoda : *ThAt Is A pAtH tO ThE DarK sIDE*

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Před 2 lety +8

    4:36
    *coughs*
    Anakin *Skin* walker
    I was expecting someone with your reputation be a noob

  • @jordanscarano2352
    @jordanscarano2352 Před 4 lety +1686

    "Anakin Skinwalker"
    "I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a NOOB"
    "Your shorter than I expected"
    "YOUR MOM IS SHORT"
    "Try not to get reked Anakin"

    • @-flexxo-
      @-flexxo- Před 4 lety +21

      Jordan Scarano I think skinwalker sounds better

    • @umonly5681
      @umonly5681 Před 4 lety

      Skinwalker creepyoastas are the best NGL

    • @bonelessbones5184
      @bonelessbones5184 Před 4 lety

      This sounds like 2 Xbox kids arguing

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 Před 4 lety +1

      The Skinwalker is a rather…disturbing Native American legend though.

    • @lukeskywalker978
      @lukeskywalker978 Před 4 lety +1

      Anakin Skywalker dad they need to learn how to spell your last name is Skywalker not skinwalker

  • @ETrump1500
    @ETrump1500 Před 4 lety +479

    *does a flip
    He’s a sith lord!
    *flips again and head falls off

  • @Joe-nx6jo
    @Joe-nx6jo Před 2 lety +32

    Palpatine: “ do it do it do it do it do it”
    Anakin: *does it*
    Palpatine: “why did u do it”
    Anakin: “hold on this whole operation was your idea”

  • @mechaniccccc
    @mechaniccccc Před rokem +22

    "You're shorter than I expected"
    "Your mom is short." - Wise words from sir General Grievous

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 Před 7 lety +1062

    "Yoda will take the Avengers to reinforce the Wookiees."
    That sounds like a *FREAKING AWESOME MOVIE!*

    • @chatch621
      @chatch621 Před 6 lety +51

      Well now the comics at Marvel are gonna have colabs

    • @rjthenutellaguy3502
      @rjthenutellaguy3502 Před 6 lety +51

      Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel...

    • @darthbinks834
      @darthbinks834 Před 6 lety +1

      alex bajayo yoda will have a cameo in avengers infinity wars

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 Před 6 lety

      I WANT THAT

    • @zerourtaga1129
      @zerourtaga1129 Před 6 lety +7

      well if Tony Stark's mentality wasn't fucked already

  • @swagtachiuchiha3559
    @swagtachiuchiha3559 Před 7 lety +1335

    another happy landing

  • @vantablock4126
    @vantablock4126 Před 2 lety +15

    6:45 what a good husband.

  • @mustard6498
    @mustard6498 Před 3 lety +86

    7:57 hilarious this scene is 😂

  • @midnightmemes8597
    @midnightmemes8597 Před 3 lety +6666

    This never get's old.
    Just like the younglings.

  • @rachelgeary7679
    @rachelgeary7679 Před 4 lety +2442

    “You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the wise?”
    “No.”
    “Darth Tragedous is a dark lord of the Sith-“
    “Y o u d o n t s a y”

  • @liamodell7191
    @liamodell7191 Před 4 měsíci +5

    YTPs are such silly stupid fun. Please never let this kind of thing die off.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Před rokem +26

    "Oh no, I'm not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I have to report to the pub. I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2017

    • @scienceacademynotcangivena7332
      @scienceacademynotcangivena7332 Před rokem

      revenge of the sith republic peace sand racists space war crime is nationalist kleptocracy lie propaganda to kill nations.
      What is nation?
      Humans born without nationality, born without fascism, nationalization in childhood make them.
      False value, false enemy, false nation definition make false enemy, destroy value of life.
      Nationalist kleptocracy created fa, refuse value of life and human rights.
      Take from society, use not for society, use for golden toilet trash disease, is stealing.
      Reward for worsening, over reward is kleptocracy support, steal reward system.
      Not only artificial inflation, kill by stealing safety, cripple to death, non direct kill, they steal money, money they are printed.
      They not deserved golden toilets.
      They not have right on other life.
      They not deserve worship.
      They did nothing good.
      They so powerful, they are only enemy to them.
      They so powerful, they can create legal approved law, law by which they self must be killed.
      Support nationalist kleptocracy, participate in war crime.
      Nationalization without nation, mafia nationalist kleptocracy divide humanity by nations to cover war crime, nationalist slavery ownership, market division.
      Wikipedia false nation definition changed always.
      Commanders not kill directly, give orders and blame soldiers, soldiers forced to kill, blame generals, walking Milgram experiments.
      They kill for nations, they not know what nation is, nationalist kleptocracy protector, false value guard, false enemy fighter.
      Not can distinguish between race and nation.
      Sticks and rocks combat.
      War with shiny sticks, that can hold in hands, or throw shiny rocks with blaster.
      Why not use hyper engine as weapon, instead of kill cannon fodder?
      Why not tickle brain to lobotomy, instead move tons of rock, brainless protection?
      Some damned fool ten commandments crusade win with zero possibility by magic crystals.
      Narcologist barmen.
      Cantina on every planet of Universe.
      In lukas world all aliens are narologists barmen.
      Jedi walks into bar, to make children do same, or try death sticks.
      Lie propaganda nationalist kleptocracy.
      Looks great.
      Build small country, or huge money for special effects and orchestra.
      This is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
      Smuggler, contraband, mercenaries, scoundrel, scum, moron, sithhole, nitwit and other republic light side class characters.
      Phase 1. Steal underwear.
      Phase 2. ?
      Phase 3. Perfect society.
      Reward for worsening is stealing, kleptocracy.
      Princess queen monarchy of naboo, so good person, because she wear golden toilet, or she is walking golden toilet.
      Perfect life style, non direct election, vote for other voters, who vote for other voters, who vote for mafia illigal authority of nationalists kleptocracy.
      Good is, reward for worsening system, with republic or democracy non direct election, transfer power from citizens to slaver illigal mafia authority.
      Bad is, reward for worsening system, with monarchy, empire, because princess golden toilet queen of naboo say so.
      All princess wear golden toilet.
      Bandit war criminals empire worsening life for no reason.
      Bandit war criminals republic do same for no reason, why better?
      Every farmer can be spaceman and fly on golden toilet ship, zero possibility.
      Ten commandments crusade worship godless church temple.
      Kill for religion of sith peace.
      Nationalism, not can distinguish race, nation, species.
      Galaxy racism. Power come from genes chromosome.
      How midi chlorine can use chromosome, they are magic ten commandments creatures for voting for golden toilet?
      "Credit to your race" racist toydarian watto phantom menace alien.
      Space star galaxy Universe racists.
      Sithed.
      anykeyscrewworker kiss sith monarchy sithed butt.
      Does holy sith in woods? Peace of sith step in bullsith smell like piece of sith.
      Sither with sithhead is sithing in deep sith, take sith and eat sith.
      Nobody want step in sith, do not sith your pants when sith happens.
      Else sith will hit fan, sith creek without paddle, sith covered.

  • @brettyboi6711
    @brettyboi6711 Před 6 lety +1831

    "It's only natural"
    "He stole your sand, and you wanted revenge"
    😂

    • @trollkingtem
      @trollkingtem Před 6 lety +121

      "It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"

    • @dabossak9063
      @dabossak9063 Před 6 lety +7

      I made my own star wars ytp
      czcams.com/video/1Jy0TtftJ5g/video.html
      Whaddya think. Plz don't dislike.

    • @nathanpace3090
      @nathanpace3090 Před 6 lety +14

      But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 Před 6 lety +2

      He stole my Darude Before The Storm Album XD

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 6 lety +5

      Brett Phillips Grivious: time to abandon smoking!

  • @Skyguy1417
    @Skyguy1417 Před 4 lety +871

    “Is it possible to learn this power?”
    “No”

  • @clemxvi4987
    @clemxvi4987 Před 2 lety +9

    1:35 “Time to abandon smoking.” 😂

  • @Mr.Moments
    @Mr.Moments Před 2 lety +28

    Is it possible to learn this power? NOOO

  • @samwillford8740
    @samwillford8740 Před 6 lety +410

    Dooku after dying: "I've been looking forward to this."

    • @LobsterTheKing
      @LobsterTheKing Před 6 lety +24

      Dooku???? You mean Willy Wonka's dad?

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 Před 6 lety +2

      more like the guy who played Dracula since forever

    • @bignigga2238
      @bignigga2238 Před 6 lety +1

      Metalhead1997 ooops not sure how that got there seriously I don't recall doing that hmmmm strange

  • @ashlynnhannas9169
    @ashlynnhannas9169 Před 4 lety +728

    "Your mom is short"
    "Try not to get rekt Anakin"
    Fave part

  • @iamvoiceover
    @iamvoiceover Před 2 lety +168

    7:31
    "Rejoice for Transformers. Mourn them, do not."
    Yoda's a true ally of the Autobots.

  • @deludedmegalomaniac
    @deludedmegalomaniac Před 2 lety +33

    "He was so powerful that he could use the Force to create... sand.."
    "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    "NO."

  • @ianmacmillan7865
    @ianmacmillan7865 Před 4 lety +1346

    "Sith lords are sissies"
    Count Dooku: *Tries to do a flip but falls*
    That damn near killed me LoL!

  • @Angel-bl9rs
    @Angel-bl9rs Před 4 lety +494

    *"He was so powerful he could create sand"*
    Anakin thinks..
    *"iS It pOsSiBlE tO lEarN tHiS pOwEr ?"*

  • @tyler2827
    @tyler2827 Před rokem +7

    2:07 Your head immediately falling off after doing a flip is one of the true hallmarks of a sissy.

  • @deludedmegalomaniac
    @deludedmegalomaniac Před 2 lety +5

    "I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING!"

  • @doubleoscar773
    @doubleoscar773 Před 7 lety +480

    *Gets decapitated*
    "I've been looking forward to this."
    Fucking brilliant dude.

  • @gamingyt0109
    @gamingyt0109 Před 6 lety +565

    "He could use the Force to create sand"
    I died

  • @ry0ruma
    @ry0ruma Před 3 lety +19

    5:20 the top gun reference got me crying 😂

  • @billygladman9644
    @billygladman9644 Před 2 lety +26

    The Dooku fight scene was just flawless from start to finish man, I was crying with laughter

  • @Dillon4599
    @Dillon4599 Před 3 lety +572

    4:46
    "Your mum is short."
    -General Grievous, 19 BBY

  • @rigbygaming3627
    @rigbygaming3627 Před 4 lety +779

    I’m Pregnant “LIAR” - Anakin Skin walker

  • @jimmybobbertjoseph4370
    @jimmybobbertjoseph4370 Před 3 lety +24

    So Ani hates sand, but he wants to learn the power to create it. “You have become the very think you swore to destroy.”

  • @demodem1834
    @demodem1834 Před 2 lety +14

    4:46
    Grievous: Your mom is short
    Obi-Wan: *Try not to get rekt Anakin*

  • @irvinalexanderflores
    @irvinalexanderflores Před 7 lety +452

    Dewit dewit dewit dewit dewit!
    screeeeechh
    Why did you dewit?

    • @matejkar6664
      @matejkar6664 Před 7 lety +8

      ikr,XD

    • @gabrielathero
      @gabrielathero Před 7 lety +15

      perfect opportunity to edit in shia lebouf

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 Před 7 lety +7

      Gabriel Drake OMG yaaas! how could he missed that opportunity? nevertheless this was an amazing Ytp for ytp fans xD

    • @irvinalexanderflores
      @irvinalexanderflores Před rokem

      I cant believe it's been 5 years since I commented this

  • @adamholgate61
    @adamholgate61 Před rokem +4

    "Somethings wonderful has happened"
    "That's wonderful"

  • @USBCord
    @USBCord Před 11 měsíci +23

    "Willy Wonka's dad and a cyborg with lung cancer" is the best summary of film antagonists I have ever seen

  • @johnk.7523
    @johnk.7523 Před 5 lety +650

    Obi Wan: "Be careful of your friend Palpatine."
    Anakin: "Be careful of what?"
    Obi Wan: "Your friend Palpatine."

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 Před 4 lety +499

    "Be careful of your friend Palpatine"
    "Be careful of what?"
    *"...your friend Palpatine"*