[YTP] Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin
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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2016
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
A duck franchise threatens the peace and Qui-Gon, who is precious about his gin, is sent to stop them.
A full Star Wars video has finally been made ("Luke Goes to the Himalayas" was a 'short'). After a long time of being asked it is now here for you. I really had a lot of fun making this and I worked hard on it, so I hope you enjoy it. I have plans to do all the Star Wars movies, but they will most likely be shorter ones, as I am trying to make shorter videos (this one was special, though, so I made it longer). Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)
There were some frustrations due to, again, technical issues. For one, when iMovie couldn't handle the full length project and began to freeze, I made smaller chapters and exported them. But when I tried to join those clips together the video became delayed behind the audio. So in the end I just did what I did with "Nero Fires Everything" and just put all the clips back into iMovie and then exported again. Lost a little quality, but hey, it's not too bad. And its now finally done.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only. - Komedie
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"If we win, you get my ship. If we lose, you get my ship. Either way, you win."
Quite-Gone Jinn, Master Negotiator.
GeneralErica ah yes the negotiator
"Ras al ghul is an idiot"
Wando I think
@@crazyfire9470 I'm pretty sure it's Wado
@@narc440 Watto*
"You were right about one thing master."
"Master Yoda is short"
Killed me
"jump off the bridge"
Of padowans Master Yoda short is. Kill the younglings young Skywalker did. Trained as a jedi knight he should not be.
That whole council room dialogue was so good!
Let's form a circle and dance.
Obi-Wan's as useful as always.
I remember the wise words of Master yoda
"Hate you we do, A loser you are"
Raymon Trigueros
i HaTe Yew!
@@cole_man.exe_2002 Haters gonna hate
Why do I see him saying this😂?
This comment now has 969 likes
Nice
no u
4:14 “You’re the Dark Knight, aren’t you.”
“No, I trained him.”
I get it, that’s clever
I'm dying😆🤣
*heavy breathing*
What is it with Liam Neeson and getting casted in big franchises as a mentor and dying anyway?
@Echoline77 I mean, who wouldn't want Liam Neeson to train them and be their mentor?
“Now there are eight of them.”
“Are you brain dead?”
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂 best one 😂😂😂😂
Now there are two of them
2,100th like
At 3:32
"no" - Mace Windu
"He is the chosen one."
Blackout Shadow.
"No."
+Starset4life 2017 "you must see it."
Blackout Shadow.
No.
+Starset4life 2017 I will train him then.
1:12
"Jump off the Bridge."
*"Yes Sir."*
Had me dying.
Such loyalty
Haaha ikr
You were right about something master the negotiations were short
@@Darth-Malgus498 the fall was short too apparently
I was already dying at "the jedi knights are jedi knights i believe" WHAT?!
“Credits will do fine.”
“No, they won’t.”
“Credits will do fine.”
“No, they won’t.”
“Credits will do fine.”
“NO, THEY WONT.”
i need *MONEY*
*NO THEY WONT*
@@andrewtuttle9682 what you think you are some kind of jedi? *you are a noob*
"No, they wontA
YourSaviorIsHere 🤣🤣🤣
"Mum you say the biggest problem in this universe is that no one kills each other" Foreshadowing!?
Yes master
Shut up Riley
+Ege yes master
No
So thats why Anakin went to the dark side
"Obi-Wan dont touch anything."
*Obi-Wan pulls out a wire*
"We're losing power."
"Oooh noooo..."
XD
sabotage!
Tanaka: we'll need to kill those pilots
Obiwan: I'll deal with that
*Draws lightsaber on pilots*
Alpacca shouldve inserted
"Suprise mothafucka"
then had the pilots shout
"OH SHIT"
and scramble. that would have made GOLD out of this lmfao!
No
obi wan = thug life
this is how episode 1 SHOULD have been like
3:24 “It’s controlled by Pizza Hut” “You can’t take her royal highness there! Pizza Hut are gangsters!”
my favourite one
No one out pizzas the hut
That’s funny
“Nobody out pizzas the hut”
*Throws up gang signs*
This is my apprentice Darth Maul
10:14 is clearly the best line.
“We are indebted to you for your bravery. And you suck Skywalker.”
And then with the edited ending theme immediately after…😂
3:31
"This is getting out of hand, now there are eight of them."
"Are you brain dead!?"
Actually they killed several darth mauls in the video, maybe he wasn't braind dead.
@@BX--nq6gf holy fuckin shit
7:40 no.1
7:48 no.2
8:09 no.3
9:16 no.4
9:30 no.5
10:03 no.6
And including The Senate and Darth Plagus the wise, that makes 8.
@@trickshot646 he was right there was 8
Made it 600 likes
"I have a bad feeling about this"
"Shut up Obi wan"
"Yes master"
Shut up Riley!
Yes master
Rileymario "You are a Coward, Obi Wan"
j huizar "yes master"
You were right about one thing. The negotiations were short!
Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this
Qui-Gon: shut up
Obi-wan: yes master
Oof
Obi Wan KeNOOBy
Your a coward obi wan
@@DecentFella-
The Jedi Knights are Jedi Knights, I believe.
Qui-Gon: “I will kill you if you stay”
Sio Bibble: “You wouldn’t dare-”
Captain Panaka: “Kill her”
2:37
The advisor is Sio Bibble the Legend
“It won’t be a problem”
It won’t be a problem
Thats Sio Bibble the meme lord
2:06 "You didn't tell him about the missing jedi."
"No need to report that to him."
*Palpatine comes back*
"The jedi are missing."
"viceroy i dont want you in my sight again"
Battle droid watches in the backround
@@Z7StudiosMecha lol
Obi wan don't touch anything
@@LucasDeGagnemusic Nohoouuu
7:39
“You’ll handle this.”
“Gangsta.”
*maul dies*
He is to be trained then?“
“No."
"No!?“
"No."
"He IS the chosen one!"
"No."
"You MUST see it.."
"No."
"I will train him then!“
“No."
*credits roll*
"an apprentice you have Qui-Gon"
aron smith obi wan is ready
He will not be trained. He is too dangerous to be dangerous. Now everybody take the seats before I fall out of window!
NO
7:10 You were right about one thing master... Master Yoda is short
Hey Jongo!!
Oof
Han solo song pls kick in
Hello There
@@stresslevel1009 you are everywhere I swear
4:19 “I saw your laser sword. Only Jedis carry that kind of weapon.”
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
I mean him calling it a laser sword is disgusting 🤣
*pre visla is typing*
Didnt kanan say a lightsaber is a laser sword
Ps im not a rebel fan
Not a wise Name idk
@MrRedstone___ oh god I've become the very thing I've sworn to destroy
"Haters gonna hate"
I knew Yoda was wise, but such wisdom hit me so hard
I HATE YOU!!!! YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!! THIS IS UNFAIR!
Gonna hate, Haters.
4:15 “You’re the dark knight aren’t you” “no, I trained him”😂😂
2:42 "We need to kill those pilots"
*Obi-Wan proceeds to slaughter them all as they run in fear*
Aatu Rautiainen
I’ll deal with that.
Not just the men, but the women and the children too
Ever wonder where Anakin got the idea?
I lost it when he started swinging
@@shadic6356 😂😂😂
"Once those droids take steroids they will take control of you."
"Me sa no think so"
"Let's form a circle and dance"
"No"
BLERGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.
+Liaminator lol
Are you brain dead?
+Alucard, More Awesome Than Chuck Norris yes, yes I am.
ERBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLRBLEH
“Ra’s al Ghul is an idiot”
Lmaooooo I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
blue its the boy, red, uh, his mother *rolls chance cube*
Nice profile pic
"Or, should I call you.... *_darth, IDIOT?"_* -Yoda, the tragedy of darth sand
I fucking lost it near the end when Obi-Wan was just falling forever during the Maul fight. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. I was literally crying because of how hard I was laughing.
this is the clue we need to unravel the mystery of the avengers
not a great plan
Yes master
Shut up Riley
+Ege yes master
No.
Lol
7:39
"We'll handle this."
"Gangster."
*Maul dies*
ShootEm
Written and directed by George Lucas.
*he shoots him*
The gangster guy is the best part of it. "We'll need to free those gangsters.". He looks like an actual gangster!
@Crushed skittles I mean technically he does become a gangster, owning all of those syndicates.
We can't go there. Pizza Hut are gangsters!
7:14
"Now is not the time for this. This is the clue we need to unraveling the mystery of the Avengers."
*Later in Revenge of the Sand*
Mace Windu: "Chancellor Palpatine, I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative."
clever writing
8:05 In battlefront there’s the pro, the noob and the håçkér
This comment made my day.
Actually, Maul is the noob because he decided to jump off and kill himself.
8:37 and obi wan is the one who lags
And at 9:13 you clearly see Obi Wan is the pro
@@themadlad8483 8:38 you call that a pro?
"You were right about one thing master. Master Yoda is short."
Now it’s not the time for this
i died here hahahahahaha literally
MindBlown!
This is the clue we need to unravel the mystery of the avengers
Mace Windu: "Ay ay ay you shut your face! If we want to hear you talk I will use the Force and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me, you hear me?!"
"I have a bad feeling master"
"Shut up Obi Wan"
*gets me everytime* xD
What minute was it?
EnderboxEye 0:18
Yes master.
You're a coward Obi-Wan
Even the original line is funny:
"I have a bad feeling about this, master"
"I don't sense anything"
The jedi knights are jedi knights I believe.
1:14, the awkward silence that ensues was hilarious
5:29 "Vader down. Universe saved."
"Jump off a bridge"
"Yes sir!"
Hahaha
The Dirty Bubble
That's obedience at its finest.
The Dirty Bubble Is that legal?
I will make it legal.
The Dirty Bubble I thought Patrick killed you
XD
1:12
“Jump off the bridge!”
“Yes sir!”
Killed me 😂😂
And him too I reckon
Darth Maul obeyed at 8:09
Killed the droid too
Tristan Sudarto same 😂😂
@Skeleton Masher Bruh
"We need to free those gangsters."
"Leave it to me."
"haters gonna hate" -Master Yoda
Yes master
With Yoda's usual pattern of speech it probably should be more like "hate, the haters gonna."
+Danial “Mutant” Haziq
Who the hell even are you!!!!!??
That's definitely the best part.
"Hate you,, we do."
"Let's form a circle and dance."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi, 2016
"No"
Boss Nass 2016
Sith can evade shoots
You're both wrong. It was like 31 BBY if I recall correctly.
Wrong again. It was 32 BBY.
Obi wan constantly falling has me rolling on the floor more than him
Some say he's still trying to get up to this day
Queen Amidala: "My place is with my people."
Qui-Gon: "I will kill you if you stay."
Sio Bibble: "You wouldn't dare."
Panaka: "Kill her."
Qui-Gon: "Won't be a problem."
That sent me. 😂
That is actually Sabé, the queen’s decoy.
@@gaelicprincess4937 I know. Doesn't change the joke.
@@tara_antilles Fair enough.
"Mom you say the biggest problem in this universe is nobody kills each other."
Lol give it a few years you'll fix that.
Younglings grow up into dull and boring jedi knights... They could be as well dead, it would spare them long years of misery. Yes, killing them would be the right thing!!!
@@u.v.s.5583 Actually the vast majority of Jedi initiates and recruits never even attained the rank of knight. I would say 'kidnapped children' but initiates sounds better....
It looks like in the real movie
You are indeed correct, the cis launched a attack on the republic of Israel, and now their war on genosis has them carpet bombing each others oil lines to cut off the fuel for their capital ships. Little do they know the scheming of the west senate and what war lies ahead…
"Hate you we do! A loser you are!"
This is so beautiful... pure art.
I sense much hate in you. I HATE YOU! Haters gonna hate.
@@mofo6907 he is to be trained then?
@@aronsmith3417 No.
SystemYTP
i HaTe YeW!
I sense much hate in you. *I HATE YOU!!* Haters gonna hate.
"If you do that again I will kill you."
"But mom said I could-"
"Dont do it again."
"Mom the biggest problem in this universe is nobody kills each other." -soon to be Sith Lord.
“If we wanna hear you talk I will use the Force and work your mouth like a puppet!”
-Mace Windu addressing a young Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Per Holmgren I was rolling at that point xD.
6:09
Qui Gon: "Test the boy"
Windu: "No"
Qui Gon: "Test the boy"
Windu: "No"
*10 hours later*
Qui Gon: "He's to be trained then?"
Windu: "No"
*credits scene*
lol lmao rotfl
Borta Maga b
Borta Maga that’s the only reason why I’m not a Jedi
@@anakinskywalker1092 mace windu fucked you up huh
Windu looking at Qui Gon is like: "I can do this all day, mothafucka!"
I like how mace windu looks fed up after 10 hrs....
HOLY SHIT!!! I only just understood an absolute GEM thrown in here... at 4:14 Anakin asks if Qui-Gon is a dark knight, then Qui-Gon says 'I trained him' which of course is a reference to Batman Begins in which Liam Neeson, playing Ra's Al Ghul, trains Bruce Wayne to become the Dark Knight. Wow hats off AlpacaHawk
“So you never heard of the prophecy? Or the Special?”
This is a reference to the LEGO movie, but what’s even funnier is that Liam Neeson plays Bad Cop, so that’s actually one of his lines.
3:37
"The Hyperdrive-generator is gone, master"
"Won't be a problem"
"We'll need a new one"
"Oh..."
I died of laughter
“Be wary. I sense a bigger fish.”
I heard, “I sense angler fish.”
I feel it also master.
That felt like a scene straight out of Airplane!
"Jump off the bridge"
"Yes sir"
CivicSTS my lord, is that ilegal?
@@GB_B No, it isn't
But it would be if you don't do it
*pushes off the bridge*
1:49
"Let's form a circle and dance."
"Knot."
XD
"Jump off the bridge!"
"Yes sir"
That killed me
7:28
I can't believe that out of everything that came before, this was the joke that got me giggling like an idiot.
I missed it the first time
At least you're not the one who laughs every time somebody says cock pit
Not Alpharius fuck I laughed.
Same here
Its such a stupid, yet brilliant joke.
😂
"No."
Mace Windu- 1999
Nice to see you here, Sergeant Dornan!
1:43
"Once those droids take steroids, they will take control of you."
"Meesa not think so."
"Let's form a circle and dance."
"Not."
Knot*
LET'S FORM A CIRCLE AND D A N C E
1:49
"Let's form a circle and dance."
LMFAO.
Kenobi just sleep for the love of force-
-This is getting out of hand. Now there are 8 of them.
-Are you braindead?
TyrStark XD
Maul, Sidious, Dooku, Sifo-Dias, Savage Opress, Ventress, Vader and Plagieus
There, 8
Sifo-Dias was a jedi boi
Eagle J. So was Dooku. Both defected, what's your point?
Neel Parmar: If I recall correctly, Count Dooku killed Sifo-Dyas then pretended to be him in order to create the clone army on Kamino.
We'll handle this.
Gangsters.
'Shoots maul and walks away'
Imagine if he actually did it in the movie. Qui-Gon lives, Anakin doesn't get turned to the dark side, everyone lives happily ever after (or at least until Sidious finds a new apprentice...)
Once those droids take STEROIDS
Why the name and pfp
Stan u died😥😥😥😥
@@Matihood1 Nah Maul would've snapped their necks
8:57 disney lightsaber fighting scenes
I'll try spinning that's a good trick!
Legend has it Qui Gon and Mace are still arguing over whether or not anakin should be trained
couldn't stop laughing when obiwan kept falling
The "Wasted" part had me dead laughing
1:42
"Once those droids take steroids, they will take control of you."
"10,000th level, 10 battledroids. They're on steroids"
The first time I watched Rise of Darth Sand...
i love that ytp
This is the way
@@dianab4494 this is the way
"Lets form a circle, and dance"
1:44 I like how that pays off in the "The rise of Darth Sand" when only ten droids on steroids were able to hold an entire city hostage.
Yeah this series is excellent
7:00 - 7:19
And don't forget about Mace Windu being very aggressive and obsessed about the Avengers initiative.
9:21 how me and my friends use lightsabers
And Disney.
@@RuleroftheSandcastlethat’s not nice. How dare you insult Alpacahawk like that
That peter parker falling scene always makes me laugh.
Yes master
Shut up Riley
+Ege yes master
are you brain dead?
fuck off, master
6:59
- I am ready to face the trial
- EYEY EY EY YOU YOU SHUT UR FACE XD
Yes master
Shut up Riley
+Ege yes master
No
You are right about one thing master
“If we win you get my ship, if we lose you get my ship. either way you win.”
ahhh the negotiator
9:44 Maul had the high ground
The fact Darth Maul recovered from being sliced in half and could use the force to pull himself together makes him seem like a more powerful Sith Lord than Plageuis or Sidious combined.
ZainR It's absolutely ludicrous. He should never have been brought back in any other way than a prequel.
ZainR are you sure about that
Pepe's Kebabs yea I was making a reference to “me” Darth Vader as being the most powerful sith, can heal, in legends killed darth maul by almost killing himself
This is now officially canon.
There are animals who can survive that like some insects and lizards so it not unimaginable if its a feature of his species?
"You were right about one thing master."
_(Qui-gon looks over)_
"The negotiations were short."
"......"
"......"
"......"
_(Obi-wan looks away)_
Bro that killed me 🤣
?
1:13
Best thing ever
5:42 I lost it 😂
“I have 20 republic dactaries”
“Republic credits are no good here I NEED MONEYYY”
“If we win, you keep our ship. If we lose, you keep our ship”
“dEaL”
Clap clap-clap-clap clap-clap, clap-clap
@@Link-ek3iw *Ra's al Ghul is an idiot*
MarioKartDSmaster45 mega lol
you lost the race!!
@@RinMariiiii One hitchhike to Coruscant later...
3:24
Never go anywhere controlled by Pizza Hut.
But I like pizza hut ;-;
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 :>
Are you all misspelling Pizza Hutt?
Pizza hut's are gangsters.
Those Pizza Hut gangsters live near me, help...
7:02 had me laughing so hard I got a stitch in my chest!
Me too 😂
Report Darth Maul for the use of hacks, he literally died a dozen times and magically regained all his health back!
He was the ultimate hacker.
Laughing so hard at all the friendly fire and explosions from Anakin
ya that was the best part
HOLD YOUR FIRE ANAKIN
oops
wrg
To be fair they were gangstas
7:36
Probably what they should've done in the actual movie.
Gangsta
Cielo Pachirisu- I imagine Maul would have just deflected the blaster bolts coming at him. The movie would’ve ended the same way
@@dominickbenincasa5043 Sort of the same way, he wouldve reflected the shots back at them adn kill some, leaving less to secure the throne room. Maybe not have enough to win at that point
@@dominickbenincasa5043 mau would not have enough time to get his lightsaber even with the slow blast
thats what Han would do
"You think you're some kind of jedi? You're a noob!" slays me everytime! haha lol!
“He is to be trained then?”
“No.”
*Credits Roll*
*You're the Dark Knight, aren't you?*
*No, im afraid not, I trained him*
Priceless...
It’s true, though.
Doesn't that mean Obi-Wan is the Dark Knight?
Excellent callback.
unintentional foreshadowing huh? Lol
8:38 when you try to parkour in a dream
Dude this is so accurate. xD
"I hope you didnt kill anyone I know for it eh"
"I killed a Hutt and took it from them"
"HoW cAn yOu dO tHiS?!"
From watching this that became my favourite watto quotte
8:13 When you’re trying to sneeze but nothing comes out.
So true
A-a-a-a-a
FWA-
That was one epic final battle hahha. And when Obi kept falling down! That got me.
yes master
Shut up Riley
+Ege yes master
I died when he jumped up and fell on the other side.
Whiskii Face this was funny as hell
"Lets form a circle and dance" -Obi Wan
No
shut up obi-wan
The Striped Kangaroo yes master
No they won’t a
sorry but where is this part? I just can't find it.
0:39 ”But *MØ M* said i could drink.”
*”n o”*
That part killed me😂
This ages like a fine wine.
5:42 when Qui Gon gets shot LOL
Bubble Butt- **Happy Tuscan Raider Noises**
How much credits was that shot?
Double Kill
you lost the race!
@@RinMariiiii you keep my ship
2:41 *NOT JUST THE PILOTS, BUT THE TECHNICIANS AND ENGINEERS TOO!*
They're gangstas!
THEY WERE LIKE ANIMALS
AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS.
I ATE THEM.
Its probably because sand was in the engine
Geralt of Trivia Boeing... he’s jello!
Because they didnt have the high ground
8:37 - 10:37 is hands down the best part
4:15
"You are the dark knigt, arent you?"
"No. Im afraid not. I trained him."
4:23
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent“.
7:17 "this is the clue to wrap the mystery of the avengers" god dammit that came out of nowhere xdd
Oh don't worry it's not random the Avengers will appear more often during the Darth Sand trilogy.
there's an even better quote in one of his others where he edits palpatine to say *"the avengers are **_relentless...._** if they are not all destroyed, it will be, **_civil war."_*
6:17
Qui-Gon: He is to be trained then?|
Windu: No.
ROLL CREDITS
XDDDDD
Kolt461 HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?
Kolt461 Starwars never would have happened if Mace Windu just stuck to the answer no
Qui-Gon: I request the boy be tested.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: Test-the boy.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: Test-the boy.
Windu: No.
10 hours later.
Qui-Gon: 😒 he is to be trained then?
Windu: No.
Credits.
Qui-Gon: I request the boy be tested.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: No?
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: NO?!
Qui-Gon: he is the chosen one.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: you must see it.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon: I will train him then.
Windu: No.
Qui-Gon Jinn: You must test him.
Mace Windu: czcams.com/video/xoMgnJDXd3k/video.html
4:51 *general grevious voice* ah yes the negotiator
Darth jar jar would beat darth vader
4:26 "Mom you say the biggest problem in the galaxy is that no one kills each other" I'm dead
Obi-Wan whipping out the Peter Parker scream at 9:10 killed me so bad the first time
THAT'S where I've heard it!
Ashanark lmao I died😂
*No.*
ikr. I knew I was watching AlpacaHawk's YTP but it still caught me completely off guard.
"The first time"
A very wise Jedi once said “S T A Y I N T H E C O C K P I T”