Humans, The Only Species Immune to Alien Weapons | Best HFY Stories
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A technologically superior alien race, the Fukkan, invades Earth, seeking to harness the planet's unique atmospheric conditions for a powerful energy source. Their initial attack, meant to cripple humanity, unexpectedly backfires due to a bizarre human quirk. Humans are completely immune to the Fukkan's devastating energy weapons, which instead cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. The would-be invasion turns into a galactic farce as humans dismantle the alien fleet more out of curiosity than aggression, ultimately turning the Fukkan into an empire-wide laughingstock.
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Humanity to aliens: congratulations, you played yourself
"like, seriously, ever heard of fallout new vegas? 'the game was rigged from the start'. ah....what a classic...."
I love absolutely everything about this story. The best part is no one had to die.
I built a weapon in a game thinking of how awesome it would be. It turned out to be a as powerful as a magnifying glass concentrated light on a cloudy day. That weapon, which took some farming to build, I kept till today. I even spent resources to jazz it up and for it to be custom named. It is christened, "The Tickle Beam".
What game?
What's the game
@@Reaper-ds6do @ericweston7353 Warframe. It's free to play.
I am also asking what game?
it's Warframe. A free to play game.
So as Hellworlders/Deathworlders, we've been training babies with torture for millenia? Such a FEATHER in the cap of this Admiral.
Don’t believe I can ever recall such a unique story. Nicely told except that the ending droned on about five minutes too long.
AI tends to do that: if you give it attention, it will give a response
It was a killer joke.
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
My first thought! Praise Monte Python!
Yes I know that's s batman title, but the idea came from the original troop
I believe the Batman title is the killing joke but yeah I can understand how that would be the first thing to pop to mind @@dustinshadle732
While the translation to German did not produce any deaths, there were several injuries!
In the end joke warfare was banned by the Geneva conventions.
I'm not gonna lie. I love the entire premise of this story, and overall, how your stories show humanity defeating foe after foe, while being human as hell, and often with compassion mixed with their overwhelming primitive brutality.
Humanity thereafter experienced unprecedented prosperity after discovering the Fukkan Tickledown Theory of Economics.
groan
@@NathanBChampine Don't blame you at all for not being a Reagan fan....
@@theplaintech 😆
Humor is a powerful weapon. This is why all authoritarian regimes attack it ruthlessly, labeling it as extremism and terrorism. Because in a way, it is. Not extremism or terrorism against the masses, but against tyranny. Laughter disarms fear. Fear, is the biggest weapon of any authoritarian regime.
Well said. 👍
Now this was such a delightful story and yes, I was giggling a bit from time to time. In the times we are living with these days, this provided a much needed lighthearted lift 😀
Reminds me of Alan Dean Foster's "The Damned" trilogy, where humans turned out to be completely immune to the Amplitur's psychic "suggestions." Not only that, but their instinctual fear response lashed back and ravaged their minds in response.
After listening to the whole thing I can tell it was written by an AI. It's got all the hallmarks. ALL the hallmarks. But at least it wasn't narrated by one!
Yeah.
I occasionally wonder if that's where the deathworlder trope came from too.
How can the fukkan have tears streaming down its face if its made of incorporeal energy?
Probaly a metaphor
I think they are using a robot as a humanoid vessel, although there are a few inconsistencies (he subtitles once read scaled cheeks).
They need to proofread their stories better, they aren't bad per se, but all I listned too so far had a problem in the premise or some iconsitency.
Maybe tears composed of energy?
Stop asking such questions!
@@WhoThisMonkey why?
They are obviously using AI to write while saying they use human writers...
Thanks for the subtitles on the vídeo. This helps a Lot!
Couldn't stop laughing when Admiral Grayson said tickle rays.🤣
Fun story.
Good naration.
4 da AL GORE RHYTHM
When Batman's Joker (or a Space Age Version) gets SUCKERPUNCH-LINED!
This one struck a nerve -- or should I say, tickled me right? Nice one!
Buh duh dum, crash, Rimshot!!🤣🤣🤣
I love how your stories are different from the run-of-the mill stuff we get from other AI powered story tellers...
The name of the Fukkon that yelled "Stop tickling me" was Elmo.
One thing i find so funny is the fact this could absouletly happen one day
Combat.exe does not compute.
Next target Cthulhu let's see if he can stand the might of all the tickle rays at maximum power.
more like combat.exe has failed successfully.
I do not know what else to say but THANK YOU GREAT STORY ;
It might say Fukkan, but I see a different “F” word.
I really like these fun sci-fi stories! Keep ‘em coming!
That was very amusing.
Good story.... And good reading voice.
Great stories! Thanks for all of these.
Thanks for the smiles and belly laughs.
This story has me laughing hysterically pun un-intended. It's so fucking ridiculous I love it
Those Fukkan tickle-rays!
Gives, don't make me laugh a new meaning.
what a fantastic story, and gratefully, one read by a human and not a clumsy ai voice. good stuff. i enjoyed this tale.
I'd love to see this adapted as a movie, with John Cena as admiral Grayson 😸👍
to quote the Comedian:
"It's all a joke, it's all a fucking Joke!"
Most "hilarious take down" in history ........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the all scenes got me good.....
Real nice take on all the sic-fi wars storys with some wish techings in there too.
The TRDL is the pride of the Earth Defense Force! 4000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained!
1:13 VRChat menu sound lol. I noticed that.
Reminds me of that one joker line...
"Down to my last joke, but this one kills".
A just plain wonderful happy story ! Thank you. ❤
14:50 the sigh LMFAO
Oh I like this read by a human! Nice job. It’s beautiful! Love it. I love the concept of this story. Wish it was a full length book, I would buy that! Keep these kind of stories coming! New different uplifting angles! Love it
Come on Star. admit it. You had a laugh telling us this story. Good lord what a scifi trip LOL.
Great story and excellent narration 💯
...interpretive dance...
chuckle
"That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have." -Roger Rabbit
Just like the perk of wild waste in new vagus fallout
Death by tickle!! a terrific story!
This one had me laughing throughout. So ludicrous.
It’s good stories like this that made Dr Who scripts look bad :o)
Honestly, this sounds like a story you’d see from either Doctor Who back in the sixties, or perhaps Star Trek TOS.
Definitely a very different story and I liked it!
Good story! Made me smile 😊
Glad you enjoyed it!
the worst way to go, with a giggle
Funny story. Unfortunately the AI is really noticable. First the Fukkan are energy based, then they have scaley faces, and moustaches. The human narrator makes it so much better tho, really appreciate this. All the other reading channels have AI readers, they would have never gotten it across that well.
Just a good story One I'll remember .
Yes , I remember it well , Entanglement at its' finest ;-)
If only you had heeded my warning.
They're all Fukkan mad...
I am glad a human is the narrator rather than an AI makes it way way better
The only problem is that if a human is tickled/laughs for too long, it is actually not that good for our health.
And humans can actually die from laughing,so...
I like the out of the box thinking to come up with this...
Nice writing out of the box.
Laugh is very good to face issues 😊
Very good story, and perfect laugh 😂😂🤣
What a cute and disarming story.
Always look on the bright side of life.
7:21 the joker laugh
Love it! stoned aliens, are hilarious!
a really good story
When the species trying to invade you is about as dangerous as peewee Herman 😂
Tickle Ray Defense League, TRDL... turtle 🤣👉
I only read it as Turdle
The title makes me think of Monty python
17:34
not only does God have a wicked sense of humor but apparently the entire universe does
referring to Depeche mode song
Thank you for using your own actual voice.
7:30
I didn't know the Joker's ancestors were aliens...
Objective : Defend the surface at all cost!!
"Sir the enemy weapons is ineffective again us"
-Objevtice : Defend the surface at all cost!-
Objective :
-Play sabaton all gun blazing
-Ran out of ammo(Optional)
We were born to inherit the stars
1,000 years from now the tickle monster is the fukar boogeyman
LMAO now that is the way to fight a war no one dies no distruction only enermies falling over laughing I wish we could make it real. A cool idea of a story.
Lol that be so funny to see
Seeing the captions be spelling correct, but grammar incorrect is funny
we LOVE HUMANITYMAXXING
First first comment heck yeah
👏🍪
Yes you are!
LMAO!!!
That's Funny...
Obsurb, entertaining and the funniest story ever. But ending was a little too long, but good.
so much better than the shit AI
Would you like a .....
grit?
I appreciate that this story wasn't read by an AI....
a little late for april fools but good idk
lol
lmao even
''they where energy based creatures''
''tears streaming down its scaled cheeks''
sorry what ? , that smells like A.I patchwork production mistakes not sure i keep listening to more of it hmm :/ otherwise potential there hmm
Sneaking suspicion the writer might have meant they were 'an energy based weapons species' or something. Could be AI tho.
what type of foolishness is this 😂😂😂
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
A good story, but it should have ended at around 15:34, before it fell into all the "kumbaya" sh*t. You blew an original and very amusing tale, by lapsing into a totally unnecessary and story killing philosophical lecture..... (time to sack your editor I reckon)
Here is a tip try to hard to be funny and it loses its funny factor
Can we stop trying to write essays with every paragraph? FFS I remember short stories that were 5000 words. And they were good. get. to. the. point.
Quit trying to wax eloquent.
combat.exe failed successfully
Was the password to enter their ships 1,2,3,4,5?
So instead of the Xenomorphs, we get the 3 billion Stooges. I'd buy that for a dollar. We will have to Clone George Carlin for our ambassador., along with Viceroy Carrot Top, and Earths Premier President, Robbbiinn Williams, (clone Miss Spelling), with Vice President Mel Brooks, and his Chief of Staff, Dark Helmut.😅😅😅