Cumtown - F A T woman

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Komentáře • 250

  • @slow_start
    @slow_start Před 2 lety +997

    The part where you consider buying a a game from the app store in the middle of the video is actually hilarious.

    • @DISTR4CK
      @DISTR4CK Před rokem +118

      I think dude was just watching an ad so he can keep playing angry birds, free advertising and im gay

    • @AI-di7ll
      @AI-di7ll Před rokem +56

      @@DISTR4CK thanks Adam

    • @spinningchurro
      @spinningchurro Před rokem

      You need to understand the people uploading these clips don’t even speak English. It’s a massive Vietnamese tech scam center run by rich people and they’re taking down all the legitimate cumtown clip channels.

    • @slow_start
      @slow_start Před rokem +5

      @@spinningchurro And that makes it even more hilarious.

    • @barstow_
      @barstow_ Před rokem +1

      Probably a missclick lol

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 Před rokem +261

    I don’t get it. If Stav is on the podcast, how is he also a boss in Angry Birds?

  • @WhyTheHorseface
    @WhyTheHorseface Před rokem +541

    Nick: “Do you know what I miss?”
    Stav, without missing even a millisecond: “Having sex with men? 😂😂😂😂

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON Před rokem +8

      I dnt think you know what a millisecond is

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin Před rokem +1

      @@MEGVTRON what the fuck

    • @user-bo1xg7kl1o
      @user-bo1xg7kl1o Před rokem +57

      @@MEGVTRON a bug would know because they perceive time differently

    • @MEGVTRON
      @MEGVTRON Před rokem +16

      @@user-bo1xg7kl1o bug hands typed this

    • @KeiyzerSoze
      @KeiyzerSoze Před 10 měsíci

      @@MEGVTRONyou’re a bug dude.

  • @ACarter87
    @ACarter87 Před 2 lety +460

    I literally don’t think there’s anything funnier than Nick Asian impressions

    • @MS-in3hs
      @MS-in3hs Před 2 lety +8

      Have you heard shane Gillis’ assign impression it’s top notch

    • @ianlibby2410
      @ianlibby2410 Před 2 lety +4

      His Indian and African accents. Checkmate bitch

    • @jacobhelin1232
      @jacobhelin1232 Před 2 lety +6

      His tard impression is top tier as well

    • @ice9982
      @ice9982 Před 2 lety +35

      Big tucker Carlson impression fan

    • @ianlibby2410
      @ianlibby2410 Před 2 lety +8

      @@MS-in3hs "noodrs"

  • @lukegarrigan6950
    @lukegarrigan6950 Před 2 lety +116

    Hahahahaha the stop trying to participate Adam part fuckin sent me

  • @John_Malka-tits
    @John_Malka-tits Před 2 lety +276

    I'm gay for fat women

    • @xXSPADEGG
      @xXSPADEGG Před 2 lety +35

      Fat women made me gay too

    • @chain-wallet
      @chain-wallet Před 2 lety +21

      im gay for gay men

    • @shawnmg
      @shawnmg Před 2 lety +20

      I just got an ad for gay fat women. (Adidas commercial)

    • @castielsisko2120
      @castielsisko2120 Před 2 lety +6

      @@chain-wallet I'm men for gay

    • @Mudcreekmedia
      @Mudcreekmedia Před rokem +2

      Getting pegged by big berth the girth

  • @1bye126
    @1bye126 Před 2 lety +231

    Nick getting mad at Adam for saying fava beans is a certified narcissism classic

    • @1bye126
      @1bye126 Před 2 lety +1

      What about a oawg, obese ass white girl, that’s something right

  • @lyleabner2475
    @lyleabner2475 Před rokem +55

    This is just an elaborate way to get people to watch your angry birds 2 playthrough

  • @jesterofdimensionz
    @jesterofdimensionz Před rokem +52

    I've been listening to cum town for the last 4 days and it never ceases to be hilarious. What the actual fuck

    • @jrmungandr
      @jrmungandr Před rokem

      Soon enough nothing else will really be funny, blessing and a curse. And gay.

    • @BDyoungster1997
      @BDyoungster1997 Před rokem +5

      This is the first time I'm encountering something where it's funny all the time hahqahahahaha

    • @jrmungandr
      @jrmungandr Před rokem +3

      @@BDyoungster1997 be careful

    • @BDyoungster1997
      @BDyoungster1997 Před rokem

      @@jrmungandr how come?

    • @etasjo
      @etasjo Před 9 měsíci +3

      i wonder what hes doing now

  • @joshlopez9056
    @joshlopez9056 Před rokem +51

    Came for F A T women, stayed for Korean spider

  • @punchtothegut
    @punchtothegut Před rokem +53

    the ACTUAL conversation of the title starts at 8:01

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Před rokem +42

    I like how all of these channels from Vietnam hear them talk about a subject for maybe 10 seconds and seem to think that was the topic

  • @ditzyjo8463
    @ditzyjo8463 Před rokem +15

    This was about fat women for like five seconds

  • @jirden
    @jirden Před 11 měsíci +112

    I will never understand the people who say Stav isn’t funny. He’s got such a quick wit.

    • @lewisgordon3958
      @lewisgordon3958 Před 11 měsíci +36

      He's just really hit and miss, more misses for men personally. He has his moments.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Před 10 měsíci +8

      hes very annoying

    • @Patrickgranaysky2
      @Patrickgranaysky2 Před 10 měsíci

      Annoying as fuck. He hits a good note rarely but overall hard on the ears. Plus he’s a commie dork

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Před 8 měsíci +24

      @@lewisgordon3958Freudian slip of saying men instead of me because your gay

    • @lewisgordon3958
      @lewisgordon3958 Před 8 měsíci

      @@etangbose4755 you're right

  • @Sonicthehedgefundmanager
    @Sonicthehedgefundmanager Před 2 lety +22

    “He likes basketball, my man almost killed himself with cheese”

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual Před 2 lety +23

    Angry fat birds

  • @tgmoore90
    @tgmoore90 Před 2 lety +58

    The fuxkin audacity of putting ads on stolen content

    • @kdawg9190
      @kdawg9190 Před 2 lety +35

      It’s shitty but people gotta pay the bills. Don’t hate the player hate the game

    • @idontlikeanime.9972
      @idontlikeanime.9972 Před 2 lety +2

      @@kdawg9190 can i hate you for being gay?

    • @malachickisawesome
      @malachickisawesome Před rokem +4

      @@kdawg9190 👆🏻yup

  • @BBeanz-zy8ji
    @BBeanz-zy8ji Před 2 lety +63

    There was an ad for obesity on this vid. I think we have won gentlemen. Also, I'm gay.

    • @ryanmussell739
      @ryanmussell739 Před 2 lety +3

      Same as me.
      Saying that working out is too hard for them.

  • @briankorn6988
    @briankorn6988 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The marine vet bit really hit home in more ways than one

  • @Velc3838
    @Velc3838 Před 2 lety +26

    I got an ad to buy an asian woman

  • @scottiejones6768
    @scottiejones6768 Před 2 lety +74

    Stavvy is like a combination of Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt.

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward Před 2 lety +15

      And Ron Jeremy when he grows out the hair

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 Před 2 lety +4

      He's more like the leftover mess from an orgie involving those folks.

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh Před 2 lety +7

      He wishes

    • @gazirahman2398
      @gazirahman2398 Před 2 lety +6

      I was thinking more like a young channing Tatum, when he was shaving his head and pretending to be half black

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward Před 2 lety

      @@howiegruwitz3173 LMFAO, I was just going on appearances and you heroes took it to the next level. No wonder him and Josh cokebottle glasses potter hang out in the beta corner together

  • @alihusssin4060
    @alihusssin4060 Před rokem +8

    The Korean spider bit lol

  • @slow_goon73
    @slow_goon73 Před rokem +36

    "Hoop Head" Sounds like a slur

  • @nicholassingarella2299
    @nicholassingarella2299 Před 2 lety +64

    How did they miss the chance to make a Starship Troopers reference about Adam being a bug?

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 Před 2 lety +3

      Stop buggin

    • @nicholassingarella2299
      @nicholassingarella2299 Před 2 lety +14

      "To fight the bug, we must understand the bug."

    • @Child_of_the_lie
      @Child_of_the_lie Před 2 lety +9

      @@nicholassingarella2299 "It's afraid"

    • @barahng
      @barahng Před rokem +2

      @@Child_of_the_lie [desire to know more intensifies]

    • @TerryWhisk
      @TerryWhisk Před 8 měsíci

      I agree that someone should be fired for missing this golden nugget of comedy opportunity

  • @DoritoWorldOrder
    @DoritoWorldOrder Před rokem +5

    'bugs can't talk."

  • @iaredumb
    @iaredumb Před 10 měsíci +5

    adam asking stav to “cross swords” instead of “streams” 💀

  • @adi2.054
    @adi2.054 Před rokem +12

    Why include the zoom videos if it's not going to sync?

  • @sbz666_
    @sbz666_ Před rokem +19

    Koren spider was one of their shortest bits but man if it doesn't hit hard.

  • @bpetro30
    @bpetro30 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Watching this like stav is actually playing is hilarious

  • @ronaldmcdon
    @ronaldmcdon Před rokem +8

    15:25 thought i had fully lost my mind but then realized its just an echo lmao

  • @gazirahman2398
    @gazirahman2398 Před 2 lety +68

    I love my plus sized queens

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 Před 2 lety +34

      Unironically true

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO Před 2 lety +12

      Gay and true

    • @leonconnelly5303
      @leonconnelly5303 Před rokem

      All men like fat women it's just frowned upon in are culture atm but everyone wanted to fuck queen Victoria

  • @lazyboi5726
    @lazyboi5726 Před 2 lety +4

    The way the bully Adam, jheez! Like c'mon...play some offense, Adam fight back!!!

    • @noahwood6530
      @noahwood6530 Před 2 lety +1

      After religiously watching cum town, i can safely say Adam is innately a bitch. Nick and Stav feed off his weakness, and he likes it.

  • @TruStoogeDrew.
    @TruStoogeDrew. Před 2 lety +1

    Respect

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet Před 2 lety +11

    14:21 stav not knowing how reproduction works

  • @jesserico6385
    @jesserico6385 Před 2 lety +3

    I love that i got an advertisement for adidas active wear for fat girls ON THIS SPECIFIC VID

  • @lonewolfandcub668
    @lonewolfandcub668 Před 2 lety +1

    God damn it Ray

  • @spinningchurro
    @spinningchurro Před rokem +2

    4:05 Adam’s best “Come on…”

  • @joenichols3901
    @joenichols3901 Před 10 měsíci

    Hell yeah dude

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 Před rokem +2

    It's so much fun to bully him.

  • @Burgerking4591
    @Burgerking4591 Před 2 lety +12

    At this point I can't tell when stav is real or not

  • @jemimallah2591
    @jemimallah2591 Před 4 měsíci

    i like that nick has cursory knowledge of simpsons production codes

  • @bladerunner12
    @bladerunner12 Před 2 lety +8

    Stav in a wig

  • @lilupset1067
    @lilupset1067 Před rokem +11

    This is just them being bullies to Adam

  • @RealTomCruise
    @RealTomCruise Před rokem +2

    Hysterical how bad you are at angry birds

  • @CHR1SUND4Y
    @CHR1SUND4Y Před 2 lety +16

    I'm skinny & straight

  • @cinemacynic980
    @cinemacynic980 Před 2 lety +3

    There is no way 100million people downloaded those horrible games in the ads.

  • @danvankouwenberg7234
    @danvankouwenberg7234 Před rokem

    *RAIIID?!*
    -Adam

  • @badassmcgilicutty6415
    @badassmcgilicutty6415 Před 4 měsíci

    You quiero Disaster Relief.

  • @treyjetson5320
    @treyjetson5320 Před rokem +1

    I miss the worm game.

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 Před 2 lety +38

    Fat girls, hell yeah dude

  • @alexanderg7167
    @alexanderg7167 Před 2 lety +4

    I hate my life

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 Před rokem +1

    put down the chocolate cake and take a walk around the block.

  • @250R1983lover
    @250R1983lover Před 2 lety +1

    This channel makes me want to play flappy bird

  • @diaryofamadpanda3123
    @diaryofamadpanda3123 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Had my headphones in while calibrating something in an otherwise quiet lab, and "like a tampered with Snapple cap" made me look like a Mullenesque Schizophrenic

  • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
    @HighMarshalBiggusDickus Před rokem +1

    4:21 i am gay

  • @lonewolfandcub668
    @lonewolfandcub668 Před 2 lety

    Stop deleting that I'd 🥁 Tess Holliday lol

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra Před rokem

    so this is the origin of the bug?

  • @bpstv2265
    @bpstv2265 Před 10 měsíci

    YO QUIERO TALKO BELL! LOOOOL

  • @Mobeast99
    @Mobeast99 Před 10 měsíci

    Chuck eye steaks are the best steaks

  • @joshuamcgovern6587
    @joshuamcgovern6587 Před 2 lety +11

    Fava beans
    Also I'm gay

  • @mattk1631
    @mattk1631 Před rokem

    That was actually episode 2FO9, nerd.

  • @vladislavno
    @vladislavno Před 2 lety +19

    Why does this shit have ads on it?

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable Před 2 lety

      Why not? It’s not like it doesn’t take some amount of effort to hunt down and upload clips.

    • @vladislavno
      @vladislavno Před 2 lety +10

      @@NameAvailable because it's not his content. If I wanna compile NBA highlights because I have no life I don't deserve to be paid.

    • @mattlel3194
      @mattlel3194 Před 2 lety +15

      @@NameAvailable these Vietnamese channels striked and got all of the old good clip channels that put in editing effort taken down. Like future files n shit

    • @kdawg9190
      @kdawg9190 Před 2 lety

      Shame on the companies for allowing their ads on this video. It seems like all that they care about is making more money instead of the artistic integrity lol…..

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss Před 2 lety +1

      @@kdawg9190 im not about to say the companies aren't to blame at all, but lets be honest, it's the people whoring their vids out to the ad monsters that deserve most of it

  • @rickyiglesias5384
    @rickyiglesias5384 Před 2 měsíci

    just realized these guys are the new 3 Stooges. Nick is the alpha Moe. Stav is Curley obviously and Adam is Larry. wow.

    • @andyblanks8337
      @andyblanks8337 Před měsícem +1

      The Three Stooges but they have gay sex with eachother

  • @AnalRampage
    @AnalRampage Před 2 lety +3

    🇻🇳

  • @russellkasprzyk4934
    @russellkasprzyk4934 Před 2 lety

    🥇

  • @WhyTheHorseface
    @WhyTheHorseface Před rokem

    Oh my god I’m dyin 😂😂😂😂

  • @vblegh1620
    @vblegh1620 Před 9 měsíci

    F a t women

  • @SHITS2DGIGGLES
    @SHITS2DGIGGLES Před rokem +3

    Holy shit .. that laugh is killing me

  • @alexb00007
    @alexb00007 Před rokem +60

    Every time I head Stav I realize how much better TAFS has become without him 😌

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 Před rokem +54

      Sucks without him

    • @alphaotakux
      @alphaotakux Před rokem +7

      @@beyondbackwater4933 shut up stav. Your free ride in life is over.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před rokem +43

      Seriously the show sucks without stav

    • @alphaotakux
      @alphaotakux Před rokem

      @@hannibalb8276 shut up stav, your irrelevant now

    • @rowspt420
      @rowspt420 Před rokem +3

      you head him? now thats gay

  • @fevolenko3995
    @fevolenko3995 Před 2 lety +21

    Dude. What's with the totally bs titles?

    • @Incarn8cs31
      @Incarn8cs31 Před 2 lety +10

      "clickbait"

    • @nick-xv1wl
      @nick-xv1wl Před 2 lety +12

      there’s multiple channels like this that are just bots to pump out clips

    • @chucklefuck
      @chucklefuck Před 2 lety +3

      what's with giving a shit you fuckin nerd

    • @matthewsnyder674
      @matthewsnyder674 Před 2 lety +2

      it's a tribute to nick's fugue state. sure it's not technically about 'fat chicks', but riffing on fat chicks got him to the asian impressions and that's what we're all here for

    • @fevolenko3995
      @fevolenko3995 Před 2 lety

      @@chucklefuck says the moron commenting on my comment. Go S a D tool 👍

  • @justincox8323
    @justincox8323 Před rokem

    yikes....

  • @xeftones
    @xeftones Před 2 lety

    Gairst

  • @kodmonkristof7613
    @kodmonkristof7613 Před 2 lety

    Discusting

  • @ToastyCoClothing
    @ToastyCoClothing Před 2 lety +4

    the worst laugh in the world

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 Před rokem

      @@TheCrusher72 the laugh of a man with a juggalo cock stuffed deep within him

  • @aaaaaaaaaa7699
    @aaaaaaaaaa7699 Před rokem

    This was horrible unbearable thanks

  • @zacharymoats5158
    @zacharymoats5158 Před 2 lety +12

    First, and guess what

  • @crimsonhawk4912
    @crimsonhawk4912 Před rokem +1

    Adam is not funny.

  • @32lara32
    @32lara32 Před rokem +1

    thigh #1.

  • @TimoshiKami
    @TimoshiKami Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love big girls

    • @KeiyzerSoze
      @KeiyzerSoze Před 10 měsíci

      You look like a handsome enough man maybe they’ll love you too

    • @TimoshiKami
      @TimoshiKami Před 10 měsíci

      @@KeiyzerSoze I do well with women of all types