The Matrix Renegotiated
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- čas přidán 15. 02. 2024
- This is the second in a series of four planned videos covering The Matrix films.
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I like how many times they go over "the Oracle is black! … but she's a computer program"
I heard Alliyah was going to be in this originally.
This is almost worse than the is Pete a cat or a dog thing
@@BIacklceSo was Will Smith, lmao.
its clearly a stand-up bit nick never got to work or something lmao, he keeps bringing it up in the same way
@@-..-_-..- tbh his special had a LOT of stuff from the last 6-7 years or so
Clangers is creating his opus
We are ready
Hes creating his oedipus
@@Spice.Melangehahahaha
Its about to come
I’m so gay rn
The concept of Cypher making his deal with Agent Smith and becoming Ralphie in The Sopranos is both hilarious and worthy of its own deep-dive fanfiction.
God, I wish Nick would stop taking his meds again. He could see the code. He was beginning to believe.
Ayyyee! Oh vey! Mein Gött!
I'm Gay!
The fact my friends think that because potatoes grow under ground they dont need sunlight is fucking brilliant
1:33 impeccable edit by ClangersTV
Up there with their Misery edit
7:34 is great too
@@0ptimuscrime wait is that audio not from the actual movie
Fuck, 6:03 is funny too
I like the idea Cypher got put into the matrix as ralphie
"You want to know what that crazy broad wanted to do? She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass and pretend to be pimping me out. I told her GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! That whole family is sick!"
Cypher, the matrix, 1999
in the sopranos, a.j. gives carmela a matrix dvd on her bday (but he got it for himself) & ralph is on the cover
Ralphie talking to agent Smith -"Alright, I want a hot girl and a cheese grater.."
@@theramplocal. Ralphie would want an enormous strap-on
@@theramplocal I'd like to come back as somebody important...like the captain of the Aprille crew
nicks hugo weaving impression will always kill me
Smith: "Whatever you want."
Nick: "Consider it done." Took me the FUCK out man
I’m not even kidding I was pretty high and I thought changers was playing the clip of Hugo talking
[Speaking Jewishly] I've been waiting for you Neo. Oh, you thought it was machines? No...
"nyohwuh"
The originally working title was “J Tricks”
@@schizophrenic_AIincredible
_"Let me tell you why you're here; You're here because you know something. What you know you can’t explain. But you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life. That there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I’m talking about?"_
Deeply antisemitic
LMAO bro, deeply true also@@unbearifiedbear1885
It's actually incredible how funny Nick is
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9358032/
I like that Stav immediately started panicking when asking about food in Zion and the "code" is all just sushi recipes (not a joke)
I'm with fat boy on that one. No wonder the Italian wanted back in.
"there's a bunch of shit that grows underground" wow that narrows it down to essentially everything
No he thinks potatoes grow entirely under ground and doesn't realize they have stems and leaves that require photosynthesis
@@kermdeezy5330 that's because his fat brain is scrambled potato itself
it means essentially nothing since they all require sunlight for photosynthesis retard
@@kermdeezy5330 Some funguses can do that with, like industrially grown truffles.
@@kermdeezy5330they use their phone lights and stuff
I always enjoy in depth critical race theory readings of films from Nicholas Mullen
“Consider it done.”
-Agent Mullen
Ergo I’m gay
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
You're gay.
think you mean i'm gay
there is no cis
Woah
Bahahahaha 😂😂😂 . . . Brilliant
No ,no I don't think your gay. Uh I'm not going to Zion.
I love how stav just think that potatoes just appear in the soil without the plants
Bro I’m on the subway dying laughing at Joey Pants new life demands
I want my arms from the elbows down to be baseball bats
I had to bite my lip at my job to keep from laughing
@@br3akstufftell me what you’d say to explain yourself
The way Adam says Aliyah is the most Jewish thing he’s ever done
That was so fucked up
He said it right
@@matthillfromcollege4109 The first time then he purposely says it wrong as a joke…classic Adam
He’s just expressing himself as a black identifying black ally Jewish man
Not gonna lie that combination of Matrix and Terminator actually sounds pretty cool
She had me thinkin the same thing 😂🤔
Honestly she was kinda cooking instead of suing she should have made her own books.
@@sufnskanne469She clearly can't create anything
@@opiumpillednah she made the matrix and the terminator
@@sufnskanne469 She did, that was the grounds for her suit. She's also barely literate, which is why her writing is unintentionally hilarious
One of the times I have laughed the most out of everything in the CT universe is setting the Hidden Figures scene in the Kitchen with "Okay, Y'all - so there's a spaceship .. and it's flown by this man, Morpheus..."
Hidden what?
@@lindboknifeandtoolFiggas...
AKA as "Madea goes to space"
@@krazykkarl*madea goes to the moon
i wish my three close friends would start hanging out again
I'm still surprised he hasn't appeared on TAFS yet
Dude, this is a legitimate masterpiece
On a Friday night when I’m on a train after going the wrong way, CLANGERS TO THE RESCUE
Have you ever thought that black people take the midnight train to Georgia, white people take the midnight train going any-huwhere
I haven’t until now but HELL YEAH
transit rocks hell yeah dude
edit at 14:15 is incredible
14:25 I laughed my ass off
14:00 Most of the machines needed labor is thinking power
Jewish Architect would have made Matrix Reloaded 11/10
Stav has the media comprehension of a toddler 🤣
Listen his favorite films happen to be Arby’s commercials
I'm surprised he even saw The Matrix, every time they discuss movies, 99 percent of the time he's never seen them. He just watches Thor Ragnarok over and over again, all while on shrooms so he doesn't even retain any of the plot. I don't even know how people can consume media on shrooms, all I wanna do is lay in bed and close my eyes, listening to voices in my head speaking in languages that don't exist. That's much more interesting to me.
Hey he's seen the goofy movie at least (is goofy black?)
@@steven1479the best way. I learned this twenty years later lol. Also shroom tea.
@hamie63_m I do lemon-tek and take turmeric and black pepper about 20 minutes beforehand. I'll lay down for about 2 hours in the dark with no audio until the tiredness goes away. I don't even get how people can take shrooms and like go to a park or anything. I hear it's great out in nature on shrooms, but I took some once when it was snowing and I was scared that I'd go out into the snow and lay down until I died. It's the same fear I have when up on a tall building, that I won't be able to contain my intrusive thoughts and I'll jump.
The labor we need is thinking power ☠️💀☠️
I died 😂
10/10
Im extremely impressed by the amount of time and effort ClangersTV puts into each and every cumtown edit, context, etc.
From the “looks like Newark” to the baseball bat arms, I think I need to watch the Matrix
red pill = saying slurs without consequence
new york city
So the red pill turns you black?
Me
That’s just called being tall and jacked
Blk ppl and leftists hate this one simple trick.
Some day man, some day...
I’m at the point where this channel is the only source of entertainment I use besides video games. It’s just highlights of the classic podcasts. Thank you for your service please don’t stop posting!
I’ve watched this like 10 times this week and the part about Henrietta makes me laugh til I cry every time. Goddam that is hilarious
Consider it done
Never have I clicked a video faster. Welcome back Clangers, hope to see more of you in 2024
shoutout stavros not understanding how potatoes cant grow under the ground... where there's no fucking sunlight
It was a stupid premise to begin with.
They had electromagnetic hovering space crafts and war mechs, they couldn’t have some UV lights and growpods for fruits and veggies?
Growing food with artificial sunlight is way lower tech than the other shit they had
@@assrammington7961 true haha i didnt think about that
Clangers is back
ClangersAgain
@@blodus4521 o7 good to see you again
in Matrix 2 there's a meeting with The Elders of Zion, all of whom are older and therefore Learned. They command some of the hovercrafts to go on scouting missions to determine if the machines are sending an army to Zion, but demand that captains obey their Protocols for the mission.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. What did the Wachowskis mean by this? 🤔
Nothing because the words learned and protocols aren't in the movie, you just hate jews
His pantoliano impression is just bill burr, Nick can't differentiate bald dudes
It's barely that it just goes into "Italian Guy".
It's weird seeing these new 4K clips of The Matrix that don't have the green colour grading in them.
The editing in these videos though 😆
Clangers and Saul are what's keeping the boys' gay memory alive.
Never stop making these please 🙏
Im imagining gay actor Michael Douglas busting at Neo, but neo hitting the slow mo moves to catch all the shots with his face.
I know cumfu
Adam has such a weak, gay laugh. Its like joy hurts him.
thanks for coming back clangers you a real one. you are the hero we needed in these trying times
Once again another banger by none other Than Clangers . Thank you brother .
Babe wake up! New clangers just dropped!
Two videos in less than a week? Hell yes boys!
Hell yeah, dude. This rocks. I’m gonna watch this during lunch.
The return of the king! Thanks Clangers, you're doing the lords work.
Clangers making all three edits and releasing them on schedule like its the Lord of the Rings.
Another day another banger
Put a waring label on these video's. I fell out of my chair laughing. This was hilarious.
This was a masterpiece. Bravo!
Bless Clangers. Going through Cumtown for the first time now, it's never too soon to relive some of these masterpieces
Loved this video. I want one of these so badly. Browsing the marketplaces daily.
the synced up with the music end bits with that song that a lot of Clangers vids feature are just delightful =)
Easily the best CT clip channel by a mile.
The Architect: “Oh, you thought it was ma-chines? Ño.”
Absolute gold from beginning to end lmfao
This is some next level stuff
Clangers wit da bangers
I love Stavros’ ignorance to how potatoes function juxtaposed to his knowledge of hydroponics
"renegotiated" is chefs kiss fucking perfect 👌
9:00 Hell yeah, they could provide some hydroponics under ground. And mushrooms - explore a new layer of matrix after dinner
they predicted every ai we currently have being racist
Amazing edit
Oh my god that was hilarious, specially with Stavros laughing. He has the best laugh
How about a different matrix, but make it gay?
Silly rabbit gaytrix are for kids
You best start believing in a gay matrix, cause you’re in one
You take the Blue Pill, you fuck whoever you want to fuck.
You take the Red Pill, you find out how deep my asshole goes
Holy moses that’s genius
make it gayer am i right?
Man I hate hackers, they could be anywhere
They could even be me or you
once again, take a bow ClangersTV
The gong at the end got me good
Highly spiritual watch!
Anotha Clangers Banger!
Legit asked a good question when he asked what makes the machines evil for what they are doing.
Love ya clangers
So good
Stavs brain went into turbo drive (aka normal levels of thought) when the concept of potato cultivation came up
We need more 😂
Yeah there's no black extra's in the Matrix because it was filmed in Australia.
Australia is a great place where they limit their blackies
Freaking gold
This is an all timer
5:31 on ... 💀
Clangers is back!
They should work into the new Matrix lore where instead of AI taking over, the reason why they went underground is because the world got tired of black history month.
Hell yeah dude it's Morpheus time
Too accurate nice dissection
When Adam and stav talk, it's so dumb, like so, so dumb, I can't
Nick is really carrying this Matrix thing
Nick carried the whole show@@br3akstuff
@@Originalcopy20True but Stav and Adam egging him on was important
holy shit the edits on the screens at 17:00
this shit got me so good lmfao
The fact the matrix was recorded in Sydney is the most based gay shit I’ve ever seen
“The only white guy is Keanu” is a funny phrase
Clangers got a gift for synching video to podcast audio
This channel is a blessing from the internet god(s)~
part 3 and 4 when?
We gotta see a video about Lord Licorice and Candyland
Hell yeah Clangers
Hell ya dude
damn, 13:49 reveals top editing talent
😂 the ending hahahaha