A Time to Kill
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90s race relation movies are so subtle and nuanced
Maniac Mcgee
Things really haven't changed, both from reality and movie perspectives
@@bhcompy188 shifted in sense of which perspective we follow. Used to be white savior, now it's the smartest minority in the room
@@BIacklce at times, sure, but I meant more along the lines of the lack of subtly
@@bhcompy188 race movies and avenger films. Equal in subtext
"that's such a liberal fantasy" Adam said, deeply wishing he could be invited to a black cookout.
it hurts to hear them call this a fantasy when we deal with this in Oklahoma City frequently.
edit: Infact were infamous for law enforcement corruption. many now back extremist groups like proudboys and 111%
also klan meetings often hold records like that. theres a couple lodges in Tulsa that openly host klan meetings and "community input" sessions, only to have extreme qualifications to sit in on one of these.
they are taking law enforcement, local schools and have elected officials right under our noses.
also domestic t-orism by white extremists has been on the rise due to political discourse.
memeber the backpacks? i do
Adam does however frequently get invited to a black cockout
@@trxsh_oc Have you seen the difference between how James Fields and Darrel Brooks were covered?
@@trxsh_oc Golly gee. You seen all this yourself?
@@SecretSquaff sadly yes. oklahoma's corruption is pretty common knowledge for most midwest people.
so many people make this about "sides" when in reality its money and power. theres never been a side just evils committed by men.
edit: extra 60k for being a corrupt srgt, in OKC especially, is v common.
"the slur factory" throwaway best line
the racism plug lol
@@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 "you did the right thing coming to us"
@@anhiirrAdam: yo it's ya boy Yung lesbian, lemme get that rock
Judge Judy saying “No, kill me!!”
Where do you think they makenthe n bombs
14:48 “that’s the only thing I remember from the movie” after summarizing the entire film and giving accurate line readings from several key scenes.
Nick Mullen is too cool to remember things
@@stanleysmooth "how many times were you on red eye" "like 3 or 4"
Nick “pretends not to remember shit because he thinks it’ll make him look weird” Mullen
dying at the klan application saying "please print"
Social Security Number, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
Doesn't glow in the dark, not one bit.
@@BIacklce You have to make sure you have real applicants
@@SBRS47 no illegals stealing red blood American slots in the klan
it should say please write in cursive so no black people apply
"The movie is about Matthew McConaughey trying to get him off"
Hell yeah dudes rock
I fuckin' love this bar
You're definelty getting the chair but you'll bust a good nut. 👍- Matthew McConaughey
@@yakivpopavich theres alotta cute guys in this bar!
@@yakivpopavich Zzzzzpizpxxzzzzzz
“It’s very important that he gets off on this”😂
I love the seamless transition from discussing plot points to Judge Judy getting wrecked by her bailiff. The very definition of congruent.
Jewish women love black men.
lmfao
"DON'T START THE NEGOTIATIONS AT $10,000!"
Dude I thought I accidently skipped or rewinded because of how they went right back to the movie after going on that tangent
No kill me, I need to be killed.
"I wasn't even paying attention, I was looking at my phone"
*remembers every single detail and line of dialogue*
Nick's memory power is absolutely astonishing. Not only does he get every single detail accurately but gives his own flourishes that's like the cherry on the top. fuckin next level
@A.J. Ello my brain is smooth and very gay
No amount of brain power can beat my brain power because I have the most brain power of all the humans in the universe.
Kneel for me!
@@idontmind5815 ok ❤️ u
just like nick I am extremely autistic and gay and have also always done this since a child. mostly it got me yelled at by my parents
@A.J. Ello you need some bluechews to make your brain big!
"Imagine if she was white" line at the end of the movie always came off as satire.
I chuckle out loud every time.
Her name? Albert Einstein.
I swear to god I thought Nick said that was a joke. That's actually in the movie.
Jesus fucking christ.
The true story that the book is based on, the girl was white.
It was based on a true story where a black man raped a white girl so you don't have to "imagine."
What did happened? They flipped the races and made a Hollywood movie 😂
@@ogcpw4746 what in the hell were the jewish people that made this doing?
Its almost like they go "Let's see how fucking weird we can get with this one.." except every time
Kiefer Sutherland is essential mad that his brother was murdered but to kill any kind of nuance they just make him a clansman will always be funny
I remember watching this on cable with my dad a few years after it's release. I vividly recall my dad suggesting "Hey Case, wouldn't it be funny if like, McConaughey kept buying cats and the kl@n dudes just kept taking them out. Like if there was a montage scene of just new cats and mysterious circumstances". I still haven't really unpacked that. Lol
Your Dad should write for Family Guy
@@jennytrans2061 yea cause that show hasn't been funny for a decade
Wow, your dad is twisted n hilarious.
Props 2 Dad
Your dad is certified gamer
I love how he calls him Keither Sutherland
What’s the real name
@@la3615 Samuel L Jackson
@@la3615 Kiefer Sutherland
Keifer Sufferland
Donald Sutherland's Alcoholic Son Sutherland
I remember being forced to watch this in middle school and thinking “wow this says a lot about society”
We live in one, for sure
@J B you learn that in law school?
@J B lazy propaganda is still propaganda. Even the most most hamfisted of propaganda still has an effect on children and stupid people.
Bahahaha😭😂😂 seriously???
what is this movie propaganda for@@Dan-xt7sv?
@Choco Propaganda and bad attempts at anti-racism aren't the same thing.
When that cop said he didn't believe Samuel L Jackson's character should be prosecuted (even though he shot the cop too), the movie lost all credibility.
Lmao seriously, even if that cop isnt racist and is very open minded, its pretty riduculus to VOUCH for a man who both killed two men extrajudicially AND FUCKING SHOT AND CRIPPLED YOU IN THE PROCESS
"yeah I'm a cripple forever now, but it was justified so don't even give the man a slap on the wrist, I'm totally an actual person btw"
Cops were more reasonable back in the 90's?
@@dansheffield4021 especially the LA ones.
@@aweigh1010 Bwahahaha yerso gadum funny!
The effort to avoid getting copyright struck on this one is next level.
PS I tried two separate edits of this bit. One got completely pulled with a copyright strike, the second one I snuck through but it still basically disappeared. It is on my delightful channel but of course is nowhere near as good as Clangers will do.
@@ThomasRoiloup How do you avoid copyright strikes?
@@gethaunted I uploaded the Batman trilogy to my channel sped up 10x.
@@gethaunted The trick to avoiding copyright strikes on stuff like this is only keep to 5 seconds of movie at a time before you have to cut and jump ahead, and then throw in as much stuff from other things as you possibly can.
@@ThomasRoiloup hell yeah thank you
Its a good thing that the bailiff admitted Jackson's character did commit the crime, but says he shouldn't be punished.
As we all know, as long as someone says "I would have done the same thing" means he should have all charges dropped.
Juries can literally do that, it's called jury annulment and it rocks
@@noidontlikeujury annulment is one of those things where it’s always mentioned on the internet but literally never happens in real life
@@mrniceguy7168 because if the lawyers know you know it you'll never serve on any jury
Already happened once. Gary Plauche blew away a pedo for touching and molesting his son. Guy got a handgun stood next to a pay phone waited until they passed then scattered the pedophiles brains over the floor.
Plead no contest and the state offered him a plea deal. A suspended 7 year sentence and 5 years probation. Didn't spend a day in jail or prison.
It's kind of hard to really get anyone to feel sorry for a bunch of pedophiles. Even if they are murdered in cold blood.
@@Chef_JRod based gary
"aint that boy still in law school" had me dead
A movie about finally getting invited to the cook out
The cock out is pretty gay, to my taste, irrelevant of the length and girth.
17:14 god tier editing, holy shit
Right? Damn
Hahahahahaha
Incredible.
Wow, this movie had a stacked cast. At least now I know where the, “Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!” line came from for the Samuel Jackson beer skit.
This movie is out of control, Nick saying something insane from the movie followed by a clip of that exact quote word for word is godly
also loling at Judge Judy's super old-lady house
"Now imagine she's white"
Hahahaha how many people saw this in the script and were like, ah yes - so clever, tying it all together. What a ridiculous line lmao
The difference is the statistical odds of the racial makeup of the crime portrayed in this movie is near if not completely nonexistent, whereas the girl being white would be more reflective of reality based on crime data
@@NapalmSabbathChains Who the hell makes movies based on crime data, what kind of world do you live in?
@@juwebles4352 Yeah, who makes movies based on reality? Certainly not Hollywood.
@@someguy1900 No one would want to make a movie based on crime statistics cause that would be a dogshit movie
@@juwebles4352 Like Hollywood has an aversion for awful movies. Besides that, you're missing the point. Zesty Mordant never advocated making a movie with a plot solely based on crime statistics. He was simply stating that the movie 'A Time to Kill' portrays a situation that rarely happens which is white-on-black rape whereas a movie depicting black-on-white rape "would be more reflective of reality based on crime data".
I would go to the movies just to watch these edits on the big screen.
Same hahaha
"I wasn't really watching the movie, I was on my phone the whole time."
Remembers every minute detail of the movie.
mad respect to Clangers for sitting through this dog shit movie so us viewers have some relevant visuals to keep our minds engaged.
"Dogshit" yeak ok
@@He-who-wakes yeah thats a stretch, it's still a decent movie especially for the acting, even if the plot is a little far fetched
@HE WHO WATCHES Yes. Dogshit is the best way to describe this movie.
@@matthewverhage1282 this movie is "a little far fetched"? Ok let's not get crazy here.. this movie wasn't an accurate portrayal of American race relations? Nooooooo
@@ratman202 it is dog shit for KKK grand wizards.
My dad was an extra Klansman in this movie.
EDIT: Found him 3:09, little left of the middle of the screen with a mustache and glasses and 4:08 wearing a blue shirt and Marron suspenders
My grandfather was an extra klansman too. But actual klansman, not in a movie.
Well you are beautiful so Im kinda pro eugenics now.
Sure, he was an "Extra". He totally just didn't happen to show up wearing that
He even provided his own costume.
@@dirkdiggler. w rizz
>Directed by Joel Schumacher
Wow, what a surprise. Can't say I saw that coming.
You could be a white millionaire with media connections, and if you rolled up in a courthouse and murdered three defendants (in a clearly pre-meditated attack) with an illegal firearm, you’d get at least 25 years.
If you’re a poor black guy like Sam Jackson’s character, you have even worse chances.
In fact, regardless of race or status, if you had an assault rifle in a courthouse you’d probably be shot by sheriffs before you could even surrender
Edit: also great catch that this movie was right before the anti-hero boom when heroes had to be very clearly good, villains had to be unrepentantly evil, and any morally ambiguous actions taken by a hero had to be given every justification imaginable to make it easy to understand
Or be written by JK Rowling and have the obviously terrible things the "good guys" do be waved away cause they're the good guys. The hat said so. If the hat says you're a bad guy, it doesn't matter how many old ladies you help across the street into her house to fuck her real nice cause she hasn't seen action in decades, you're still a shitty person.
reddit gold my dude
@@BIacklce thanks for the gold kind stranger! Heckin’ epic!
Keith O'Sutherland is a great actor
Kiefer Sutherland
lmao keith o’sutherland
@@ayyashhani woosh
In the top 3 guys to come out of Ireland definitely
Queefer Southernland
It's pretty wild how well he recounts this movie, like he's extremely dead on for a lot of these plot points
In the director's cut they serve up Chris Cooper's leg at the cook out.
😂
We had to watch this pile of crap in high-school english class like 20 years ago. For the next 3 weeks, almost every single question she posed to the class was met with "Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
Watching this was a trip, had me crackin' up the whole way through - you're the g.o.a.t Clangers.
lmao thats great
"That's such a liberal fantasy" Adam muses longingly, now caught up in his own dreams of being invited to the cookout
Clangers out here with the most high effort edits, keep it up king.
You're the reason many people know about the Puerto Rican Rattle Snakes at the top of the Empire State's Anthony Cumia Studios
WHAT
Feed nana
I can literally see your cocaine created world, essay.
I don't know what that is but I liked it anyway good job clanger
the application forms for the kkk just killed me xD
totally not a fed honey pott^^
Lol Same.
Honestly if you're dumb enough to fill out a form that glows in the dark that much mb you should be locked in a cage
@@xXXJimboSliceXXx Oh man, that thing was probably glowing in the daylight too.
This movie is literally the definition of Clinton liberalism lol
John Grisham's "The Rainmaker" was another '90s lawyer movie with heartless, over the top villains
Nothing can top "A few good men" when it comes to lawyer movies
The Firm, Pelican Brief, Runaway Jury
I always thought it was weird that he just gets away with murdering two unconvicted people.
its essentially a lynching that they defend
The weird thing is that it would probably happen in real life.
But you have to take into account the reason those two men were murdered in the first place was because they admitted to brutally raping, torturing, and attempting to murder a child. That doesn't mean Jackson's character wasn't guilty, or shouldn't have been arrested. It just means that his lawyer was able to convince the jury that his client was temporarily insane. Basically, the point of the story isn't whether Jackson was criminally wrong, but morally.
I would say it’s justified
And a police officer who was escorting them
Mullen talking about movies is great.
It's always fascinating to see rich west coast globalists imagining what the south looks like and excusing murder
Wouldn't globalists be able to imagine what not only "the south" looks like but also the south in Asia or whatever on the.. you know... the globe?! Like in your head what exactly means to be globalist?
@@bargh70 i have been epically owned
A "rich West Coast globalist" can easily imagine SE Asia because they vacation there just to visit their sweat shops.
@@bargh70
Being a globalist certainly doesn't mean you're good at geography.
*Goes to Mississippi and sees raised trucks, gunracks and american flag*
"Nah, its gotta be random and not the norm"
*Goes to Alabama and sees raised trucks, gunracks and american flags*
"Okay, im good."
"They run out of things to happen in this movie." So accurate, every time I've seen it on TV and tried to sit through it, I can't remember actually finishing it
"Godzilla vs. Louisiana Swamp Racists" I'd fucking watch that. I'd sleep outside the fucking movie theatre to get tickets for that one. In Godzilla cosplay and everything.
Appreciate the effort put into all these clips, king
Babe wake up, ClangersTV uploaded again
I had to watch this movie in my sociology class freshman year. You should've seen the looks I got when I suggested what happened to his daughter was irrelevant for defense's position at trial
Well the defense used "temporary insanity" due to the rape of his daughter. So I wouldn't say irrelevant, because I doubt any father would be completely sane after his daughter got raped.
“GameStop employment forms” LMFAO!
Idn't that boy still in laaaw schoool?
"I told them they have to send me boys in high school or younger. He's too old."
"And then imagine she was white" was so fucked up and all they had to do to make it less so was to say "Imagine it was your daughter/sister/niece". Still technically saying "imagine she was white" but with a modicum of tact.
The funniest part? A white woman then gets gangraped in this film and they choose not to address it.
In the real life events it was a white girl and the perps were black. The person who wrote the screen play and reversed the races was a ew
@@phantomspaceman not even any white woman, fucking sandra bullock
@@MrSh4des not a surprise
I think we should enjoy this movie for what it is
As always, sensual editing, my dude.
Lol u mean sensational right?
@@legitbeans9078Naw, naw... sensual. You gotta edit the clips slooowwww
After watching every Clangers TV video multiple times and loving them so much, I’m starting to think I will like the Cumland Show or whatever.
Spermplace
Nick makes fun of the Klan membership forms but that's what they actually look like - when the Klan tried to become a 'respectable' organisation in the 1980s and shit they started making these kinds of forms and stuff.
I'm from Mississippi. Went to the same high school and college as the writer of the book based on this movie. This is all real and still going on in parts of Mississippi. The case based on the book happened in the city I grew up in. Hernando, MS. When I left the area in 2017 it was still there but beginning to sputter out.
Wtf? The case this story was based on was by a black man raping white girls ffs. This bares ZERO resemblance to reality.
Yikes
Stav saying "slur factory" was so fucking fast and hilarious
The editing is done so well.. thanks for the entertainment
Holy shit Sutherland and Smith worked together before 24. So cool.
"he's throwing good klan mixers" boom.
The Klan connect dude looks identical to BTK
I was thinking the exact same thing looool
The only movie reviewers I trust
The synching of “NAACP” at 3:00 is genius
HOLY SHIT CLANGERS THE PEEPS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!
One of many all time bangers written by the goat himself Akiva Goldsman
He has written every movie. To the point where I think he's edisoning
@Ivan Zhao nah he’s also credited with the Da Vinci code and I Am Legend.
That name explains it all
In his defence hes just adapting stuff into boring movies for parents to earn money, he probably knows what hes doing lol
Same dude wrote Batman and robin. What a resume
The movie. Based on a novel. Based on a real crime. But with the perpetrators and victims reversed.
Are you serious?
@@thatmovieguy7778
The case this was based on had the races swapped
@@thatmovieguy7778 I looked it up Grisham saw the testimony of a 12 year old girl, it was a rape that happened in 84 in hernando Mississippi, the girl was raped by a man named willie James Harris, and fkn Grisham just swapped the races😂
@@nonsansdroit3800lol 😂😂😂 that’s like making a movie about how the japanese bombed america and trying to be preachy 😂
bruh he just mowed down the cop whos job it is to move prisoners from room to room.
Nick's rewrite of Dr. King's speech slaughtered me.
Jesus I haven’t seen this movie in so long I didn’t realize how bad it was
Good stuff, 90s eat-your-vegetables movies were the worst.
Great job Clangers, you make the movie bits so much more palatable for people who don't watch movies
You ever see "Romeo Must Die?"
It's unintentionally as funny as a jellyfish tied to a kite.
Everyone in this movie are either crying, sweating, yelling or all three at once.
Damn so this is where the Chapelle Show “I hope they burn in hell!” line comes from
All jokes aside, I would absolutely buy a ticket to see "Godzilla vs Louisiana Swamp Racists". Sounds rad as hell.
but where are we gonna find a godzilla?
@@FrederSnorlaxAny alligator or crocodile inhabiting the south
Can you do more steven master seagal lol
You're a real one Clangers. When I hear movie descriptions, I expect your videos
“I’d be willing to go as low as ten thousand” lol 😂
In all fairness, those shanty town looking places are all over the rural south to this day. That shit was accurate. Back then, they didn't usually have window units either
Not even just the South, the shitty parts of the Bay Area look almost just like this. Especially those trailer park looking areas you see around the edges of Oakland and San Leandro.
Aluminum foil in the window type areas
Holy shit, I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
I didn't expect this commentary to turn into a pitch to BLACKED for a judge judy x bailiff Byrd crossover, but im glad it did. See what happens when white liberal saviors fix race relations? Such beauty brings a tear to the eye
This movie is like if Atlas Shrugged was written by shitlibs
we watched this in like 5th grade lmao so ridiculous. The teacher who showed it abused kids or something so she retired and shortly died of cancer lmao
wolf in sheep’s clothing
Yeah...we saw this in high school
Goated comment
John Grisham, author of Christmas with the Kranks.
These are so well done man!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Huge thanks.
"It's very important that he gets off on this"
Hell yeah dude, I'm gay
“Keifer throws some good klan mixers” 🤣
greatest movie reviewers of all time, Roger Ebert has now officially become number 2
HOLY SHIT! KEVIN SPACEY HAD AN M16 IN THE COURT! THE PROSECUTOR DID THAT DURING THE KYLE RITTENHOUSE CASE! WE REALLY ARE LIVING IN SATIRE!
Thank you clangers, you are truly doing the lords work. Blessed and happy holidays to you in these trying times my good man
They went from having no klan in town to having a whole goddamn organization with like 50 people lol. Kiefer don't fuck around
I love how stavros immediately goes into sexy voice mode whenever he hears the name of a hot woman...or food: "oh sandra Bolock's there...mm
That’s why slasher movies were everywhere in the 80s, fill a film with completely unlikable people and have them killed off in buckets of gore, you could just watch it with your brain turned off.
Fuckin christ, these clips are like water and TAF is the marathon. Ive never felt so refreshed
It’s ironic that they got Kevin Spacey defending a pedophile🤣😭
Ashley Judd was so fine back then.
Just a whiny puffy clam now
I hated this movie ever since it’s release. It’s such hack emotional blackmail.
I don’t think I’ve laughed this loud and obnoxiously at one of their clips since I first discovered the boys via SNL plagiarism and saw the Jurassic Park edit
I never heard the original “yes they deserve to die” line until now. Only knew the Chappelle version.
SAMUEL JACKSON! IT’S MYYY BEER!! 🍺
Mr Hershey Nesquik.
Hell yea.
They also pissed on the victim in that movie. It was fucking heinous
"We should just have a movie where it's Godzilla versus Louisiana swamp racism.
Hershey Nes'Quik is the funniest shit ever. X,D