Every NBA Teams Season In 3 Words or Less | 2024 Edition
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- čas přidán 23. 06. 2024
- With the Boston Celtics being crowned Champions, another NBA Season in the books its time to look back on the year that was. It was a season of ups and downs, and today we describe every team's season, in 3 words or less...
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Atlanta Hawks
Boston Celtics
Brooklyn Nets
Charlotte Hornets
Chicago Bulls
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Detroit Pistons
Golden State Warriors
Houston Rockets
Indiana Pacers
Los Angeles Clippers
Los Angeles Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Heat
Milwaukee Bucks
Minnesota Timberwolves
New Orleans Pelicans
New York Knicks:
Oklahoma City Thunder
Orlando Magic
Philadelphia 76ers
Phoenix Suns
Portland Trail Blazers
Sacramento Kings
San Antonio Spurs
Toronto Raptors
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
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Synthetic Sports: Mikal's not worth four first round picks.
Knicks: You're right, he's worth FIVE!
bulls: please fucking rebuild
Or: fuck this team
Or: why, just why
Sell the team
“Force Owners Out” lol
Jesus loves you❤️ and He wants you to have eternal life,do you want to be saved?
Here's how to be saved:
1.The bad news:we are sinners and because of our sin we are separated from God and deserve punishment in hell because of our sins
We are sinners in need of a Savior
(Romans 3:23 “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”)
2.The good news:Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins,He was buried & rose from the dead to give you eternal life through Him.Jesus took away our punishment for sin and bridged the gap between humans and God.Jesus is the only way,truth and life no one goes to the Father except through Him.
Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in[a] Christ Jesus our Lord.”
1 corinthians 15:3-4For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, 4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,
3.How can you be saved?
You are saved by the grace of God through faith alone in Jesus and not of your own (good) works,acts 16:31Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Cast yourself upon Him. Trust in His blood that He shed on the cross for your forgiveness of sins and His resurrection which has the power to remove your sins and to replace them with the perfect righteousness of Christ.
John 3:16:God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Romans 10:9: “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:10 “For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”
Romans 10:13 “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lords will be saved
Put your faith and trust in Jesus as your Lord and Savior and *repent* of your sins(no longer living for yourself or what the flesh desires or for worldly things but now live for Christ through the Holy Spirit)
The Mikal take aged real well
Lakers: we hate nuggets
Preach
for real
Facts
@@AlmontGibson-jy3kslame 😂
@@idkkkkkkkk_lame 2x
Bulls: Blow it Up
1. Russ
2. Averaged
3. Triple-double
this hasn’t been a joke for like 3 years mane
Jesus loves you❤️ and He wants you to have eternal life,do you want to be saved?
Here's how to be saved:
1.The bad news:we are sinners and because of our sin we are separated from God and deserve punishment in hell because of our sins
We are sinners in need of a Savior
(Romans 3:23 “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”)
2.The good news:Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins,He was buried & rose from the dead to give you eternal life through Him.Jesus took away our punishment for sin and bridged the gap between humans and God.Jesus is the only way,truth and life no one goes to the Father except through Him.
Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in[a] Christ Jesus our Lord.”
1 corinthians 15:3-4For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, 4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,
3.How can you be saved?
You are saved by the grace of God through faith alone in Jesus and not of your own (good) works,acts 16:31Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Cast yourself upon Him. Trust in His blood that He shed on the cross for your forgiveness of sins and His resurrection which has the power to remove your sins and to replace them with the perfect righteousness of Christ.
John 3:16:God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Romans 10:9: “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:10 “For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”
Romans 10:13 “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lords will be saved
Put your faith and trust in Jesus as your Lord and Savior and *repent* of your sins(no longer living for yourself or what the flesh desires or for worldly things but now live for Christ through the Holy Spirit)
Close one! Russ is not a fucking team and hasn’t average a triple double in years!
Wrong channel
@@jpgcz its a joke
2:10 and then a team traded for him and valued him equally 😅
Criminally underrated channel, you guys kill it every time
Steve Nash and Chris Paul: Must See TV
Ernie: That's more than 2 words Chuckster
@@jappyurbano4929Paul and Nash!
Weird world when the DETROIT LIONS are a bright spot.
As someone who is formerly from Detroit, it's out of the lions or the Pistons are elite. They are never good at the same time ever!
@@ikedatike2533 How about the Red Wings?
@@castlewhite1577 the red wings are absolutely horrid right now
pacers going 80% from the field at the half was almost as traumatic as roy hibbert big ahh blocking melo 😒😒😒😒
As a Pacers fan, Divincenzo was stressing me out so much. I was happy to win that series purely because Divo wouldn’t be a problem no more 😂
This one’s personal😂😂😂
Ok Bridges not worth 4 first round pick but 6 of them😂😂
Who’s here after Mikal Bridges got traded for 5 firsts lmao
When synthetic uploads it’s a good day 🥲
K
Facts
Always
Thibs isn't at fault for our injuries except maybe OG, Randle was freak, Bogi was freak, Brunson was freak, Mitch was already hurt then Embiid hurt him again. OG is the only one that can be attributed to over exertion. Also we had to play all our players healthy minutes in the playoffs because the whole team was dead
I’d attribute the hart injury to thibs, og has always been kinda injury prone so him getting injured sucked but it wasn’t completely out of nowhere, like you could predict it’d happen at some point
The Josh Hart injury was an overuse injury. He had the pulled abdominal muscle (or abdominal strain)
@@Stac827ye that's true but also by the time Josh got injured there was only two 3 ppg bench fillers left to play ans they didn't even play same positions as him so knicks really had no choice but to play him that much
he was literally playing his starters like 45+ minutes a game even in the first round
Jesus loves you❤️ and He wants you to have eternal life,do you want to be saved?
Here's how to be saved:
1.The bad news:we are sinners and because of our sin we are separated from God and deserve punishment in hell because of our sins
We are sinners in need of a Savior
(Romans 3:23 “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God”)
2.The good news:Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins,He was buried & rose from the dead to give you eternal life through Him.Jesus took away our punishment for sin and bridged the gap between humans and God.Jesus is the only way,truth and life no one goes to the Father except through Him.
Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in[a] Christ Jesus our Lord.”
1 corinthians 15:3-4For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, 4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,
3.How can you be saved?
You are saved by the grace of God through faith alone in Jesus and not of your own (good) works,acts 16:31Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Cast yourself upon Him. Trust in His blood that He shed on the cross for your forgiveness of sins and His resurrection which has the power to remove your sins and to replace them with the perfect righteousness of Christ.
John 3:16:God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Romans 10:9: “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Romans 10:10 “For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”
Romans 10:13 “Everyone who calls on the name of the Lords will be saved
Put your faith and trust in Jesus as your Lord and Savior and *repent* of your sins(no longer living for yourself or what the flesh desires or for worldly things but now live for Christ through the Holy Spirit)
So apparently Mikal WAS worth four firsts and players
1:52 Looks like the Knicks are overvaluing Mikal (4 unprotected first rounders)
Nets: Ben Simmons sucks
I hope they get rid of him
He looks awesome during his summer IG tour though!!
Hornets: Same Old Sh*t
The Synthetic Sports curse strikes again
The Cavs don't hate each other. The main problem is that Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland realise that they aren't a good fit cause you have 2 small guards. And unlike Trae Young and Dejounte Murray those 2 aren't best of friends but they don't hate each other which is why you didn't hear anyone say anything as there was no animosity towards each other they're just realistic about their situation and both guards wanna be the main ball handler. Now JB Bickerstaff on the other hand yeah they absolutely hated him
I also heard that the players dont hate JA either but the medical staff does, apparently now I forget who said it so take it with a grain of salt (was on some cleveland sports show) but it was the medical staff that was pushing Allen to get those injections to play and I've heard in that same report that his ribs are broken and he can barely lift his arms above his head
Classic Thibs. He's playing his players like they're 2k characters with the minutes 😂
Thibs isn't really at fault, a fair amount of them were freak accidents, or Embiid doing his best Draymond Green impression. Except Josh Hart, Thibs ran that man into the ground
No knicks player was even in the top 10 mpg this season
god forbid a professional athlete play hard for 48 minutes
@@AXEJAYB they probably all can play one straight game of basketball but asking them to do that multiple times over a playoff run is ludicrous ngl and that's why Thibs didn't do it (except to Josh Hart).
Important thing about "dynasty" is that its certainly possible to have one without winning b2b2b2b. Spurs didnt repeat, even warriors rarely did. Even the Russel Celtics lost in the middle. Its hard to make a dynasty but not winning b2b doesnt disqualify a team from becoming one.
The Russell Celtics had to be the worst team you could have used an example 😂😂
@@MrSlashblade I mean it demonstrates that losing 1 doesnt mean you wont win more later. Wasnt the primary example (Spurs very clearly)
@proforeveryone Russell's Celtics won 8 straight before they lost so that's a bad example
@@endymakiesse1824 ok
Warriors did win back to back, what are you on about?
I Guess Mikal was overvalued by a team who isn’t the nets after all
Who watching after he got traded after 4 first round picks
Two 20+ minute videos in a row🙏
Yay - it's that time of the day. Thanks guys.
Who else is here before the Donovan Clingan drafted to Portland Trailblazers video?
Off season time - we need some synthetic sports rankings.
celtics: we don't like
Or some retrospectives
The Jeremy sochan disrespect couldn't even say his name right
so-chan does it to himself.
how do you say it
@@naoikeda9472h is silent
@@shoreZ Alr thx
Here’s the thing with the Cavs the chemistry woulda been fine if we were healthy but with all the injuries the team was inconsistent, constant lineup changes, coaching decisions, and not enough signings. I think next year we have to make moves but not big ones like trading the big four. Maybe trade for some accurate shooters but that’s just me. I think Kenny Atkinson will help us with the chemistry and I hope we’ll be aight.
they just got 5 for mikal
Watched this after the Mikal trade... Nets were right.
I was gob smacked seeing this vid, knowing its inspired from Wrestletalk, and then seeing you use a clip of Jimmy from Game Knights during the salty Blazers fan line (even if it's potentially happenstance). As a new to the NBA/basketball fan (last years Heat run got me in, as there's no team my way, I could appreciate the underdog story), who is a lifelong MTG player and wrestling fan, I am thoroughly pleased/impressed and worried you are in my brain. Your vids never fail to disappoint!
They really said mikal ain’t worth 4 picks🤦♂️
You guys are crazy for overlooking the sheer amount of Cavs’ injuries to important players and the fact that all the post playoffs reports were from a disgruntled team reporter who has been caught lying in the past and has been called out by Donovan himself
As a lakers fan this season couldn't be any worse! Denver beating us then Boston winning was the cherry on top of this fly covered corpse of a season
Lakers lost to the Nuggets, who lost to the Wolves, who lost to the Mavs, who lost to the Celtics. Coudln't even been given the moral victory of losing to a team that won or made it to the finals
To me, the Nets and Bulls are the most poorly run franchises in the NBA. The fans of both teams deserve so much better. Just look at the horrific moves that anyone on the couch can see are absolute trash. The Nets getting fleeced in trades for 10 years left right and center (and getting stuck with Ben Simmons), the Bulls not making ANY moves and when they do they somehow turn Caruso into Giddey (with no additional picks WTF). The ceiling on both of these teams is the play-in every single year. At least Detroit, Washington, and Portland are up front with what they are doing.
You cant lie and say that the nets big 3 failing wasn't funny 💀
@@GeoDude24 it was hilarious lmfao
GS: We're losing Klay? (Also I love the jimmy from Command Zone salty water gag)
The Bulls are right where Jerry wants them to be; a play-in/first round playoff exit with just enough halfway decent pieces to pretend everythings okay and keep asses in seats. We will never improve until Jerry buys the farm.
0:42 Oh, don't worry. The Hawks do that so much as it is, we ought to be paying ourselves for the service.
Just moved recently to the Portland area! Hope to meet yall at the Blazers game!
Thibs had to play the starters so much because a lot of the bench was injured as well. You can't blame Thibs because a heat player charged into Randle and dislocated his shoulder.
I happy I'm first, I couldn't wait for the video.
That Mikal take age well.
Jimmy Wong Command Zone reference is crazy to me
Lmao wasn’t expecting to see Jimmy Wong
13:14 small nitpick from an avatar nerd here. that avatar that disappeared wasn’t before aang, it was aang. which makes the comp even funnier imo lol
Can you do one on the nets?
The intros always be getting me AMPED up💀💀💀
Honestly, Şengün did decent this year, but that injury didn’t help. Hopefully he recovers well and takes another step next season.
And Mikal just got traded for 4 first round picks😂
Raptors: Finally we rebuild!
I need to say this lol Aang is the one who vanished
Lukas weakness simply isn’t just his defense. Just watch the last two games he gave up early all about body language and THATS his biggest weakness. He’s a genuine diva on the court
POV Mikal just got traded for 4 1sts
Mavs: Run it back
13:08 actually aang was the avatar that vanished
City of Minneapolis holds 5 titles of Lakers so LA Lakers have 13 titles,FACTS!!
Pistons: Kill me now
14 for 5
It got worse
0 and 82?
Cavs: Make Donavan Happy or Two Pieces Away or Right The Ship
Celtics stay ahead of everybody, we 🍀we're the 1st with a "superteam" in the 08 big 3. And now a championship by finessing over zealous owners or GM's(nets) and jus by drafting well. 🍀🏆🍀
Yall be finessing this shit wit compound words😂
Heat: over the Dame trade, and actually glad it didn’t happen. But we’re still cooked
Cavs have great chemistry. Players just didn't believe in Coach J.B . They are probably running it back with the same guys
As a rockets fan it’s either
Stay the course: don’t go all in on some aging veterans build around our young guys and get a veteran that can make us a better team while our young guys lead the way
Make the playoffs: Time for us to get back in the playoffs and hopefully Sengun takes another leap and be a top 40 player and Jalen Green be consistent and Jabari making a jump if that happens we are a playoff team
Seattle: Just Keep Waiting (we'll have a team soon)
You're talking Game 7 against Denver. I'm a Boston guy but I'm scared of Joker
Paul George replacing Tobias Harris will take loads of weight off maxey and embiid
Keynote George for the Jazz could potentially be the next face of the franchise along with Lauri
Aang was the avatar that vanished lmao 😂
Charlotte Hornets: Trade Grant Williams.
Apparently that's an automatic ticket to the 2025 Finals 😂
Did u guys get this from Wrestle Talk haha
Piston: history was made
was the knicks slander really necessary Rayce lol good vid otherwise boys
Here after the nets trade lol
As a Hornets fan, it’s pure hell
Wizards-suicidal
As a Blazers fan, i think it would be something like “Uh oh”
For the Ws, now their fans get a taste of what it was like for Blazers with just Dame on our team. If you only have one performing superstar, you ain’t doing shit.
Never forget that Kyle kuzma could have been on the Mavericks in the finals this season
Nuggets: Missed Open Shots
They were clearly the best team in the league, had some injuries but just from looking at the Lakers series they were missing wide open shots and the chemistry wasn’t there. Next year they need to make the easy shots and they’ll get #2
Gotta open the app and deal with the inevitable suns failure
Nets: regrets trading KD
Just gotta say, Aang was the avatar that vanished lol
Honestly the biggest win for the Jazz was finally getting new jerseys
Even tho I hate the Blazers now, 7 games better in the west is like 14 games better than the Pistons and Wizards
Celtics: (flamboyantly) “we did iiiiiiiiiiiit!”
Thunder: nobody over seventeen
Here ya go with the typical Knicks hate. Blaming Thibs for injuries is stupid. Then thinking it’s hilarious when your blazers were healthy and won under 25 games is crazy
That's different. The Blazers just stink and they're somewhat rebuilding.
the mikal one aged terribly dude, 5 firsts
Hornets: Finally right pick.
Maverick: So close yet.
Personally, I think they “Over performed”
there are 30 teams in the nba, 3 words or less per team means 90 words or less total. this video shouldn't be so long
Just remember, Jerry Reinsdorf also owns the White Sox
14:18 want to know what else is hilarious. The blazers losing for decades .
Mavericks: We are close
17:03 They don’t work if u trade all your depth and draft picks for just 1 or 2 all star players the only sustainable way to build a supper team is through the draft and free agency and hiring an experienced coach who knows how to work with great athletes
Utah - Whotah?
I could do the whole league but won't.
Instead I will comment on my all time favourite team...
The Danang Dragons of the Vietnam Basketball Association... Danang is the third city of Vietnam... this year the Dragons are playing in Saigon.
Danang Dragons - Refresh Google Maps
Cavs locker room did not hate eachother lmao