The Most Absurd Takes In NBA History

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  • @davidc.lalnelawma4776
    @davidc.lalnelawma4776 Před měsícem +212

    "WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS??!!" will always be legendary.

  • @maxowy9039
    @maxowy9039 Před měsícem +202

    Worse take ever in the history of takes since speaking has been invented : "Should the Brooklyn Nets kill 5 of their players to trigger a disaster draft to improve their roster?"

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Před měsícem +53

      Lmao, that's not even a bad take at the time tho

    • @uFFFO
      @uFFFO Před měsícem +2

      That's both hilarious and accurate. How is it The Worst Take(tm)?

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem +3

      Well that's not a take.
      And if it was, it would be a good take

    • @econometrics469
      @econometrics469 Před měsícem

      Nah that was based

    • @brianbadonde9251
      @brianbadonde9251 Před měsícem

      ​@@econometrics469based in 2024 💔

  • @abzhwt605
    @abzhwt605 Před měsícem +46

    The best one is ‘lebron is 30. Thank god this fkry won’t go on for much longer’

  • @10kirneh
    @10kirneh Před měsícem +73

    Jason Terry had the script.

    • @Low_Marine
      @Low_Marine Před měsícem +16

      Thing is he also got ANOTHER larry o'brian tatted when he was with the Celtics. They got bounced in the first round that year.

  • @BoyscoutWakitaOk
    @BoyscoutWakitaOk Před měsícem +68

    Thiago splitter😭

  • @anukobe4255
    @anukobe4255 Před měsícem +38

    “add 10 inches to the circumference of his head” im crying 😂

  • @nevenpatrk9661
    @nevenpatrk9661 Před měsícem +10

    1 absurd take that doesn't get talked about is in 2019, Wilson Sy said the Nets had a better future than the Celtics and that Caris Levert is better than Jaylen Brown. My god that take aged horribly.

  • @embracedsilence9926
    @embracedsilence9926 Před měsícem +6

    Honestly the take that aged the worst in this vid is that $15 is a high price for a ticket to a NBA game, very cursed

  • @adrianoparatore7368
    @adrianoparatore7368 Před měsícem +10

    Okay this is gonna be an NFL one because it’s the worst take I ever heard.
    Thanksgiving of 2010, my uncle was adamant that the Patriots should TRADE TOM BRADY because Matt Cassell showed he had more game then an OLD Tom Brady…
    Brady proceeded to play 12 more seasons, winning 2 MVPs and 4 Super Bowls…Cassel never even made a pro bowl.

  • @nevalelapena
    @nevalelapena Před měsícem +17

    0:34 i won't trade the 41st pick for anybody in the world... It's simply wild

    • @archangel357
      @archangel357 Před měsícem +7

      Well, it cemented Coach Malone as THE professional ball knower.

    • @IamDMV
      @IamDMV Před měsícem +8

      That's what happens when Your coach and team staff actually do their talent scouting themselves and not rely on NBA scouts Ranking and media ranking lists ... The man actually took the time to watch Jokic and really see something special in him cause all anyone would talk about was his Physical Build and the underwhelming Numbers he put up in games most NBA scouts highlighted, they didn't actually watch him

    • @mateo02_
      @mateo02_ Před měsícem +1

      its wild if you think like a casual

  • @pedroramirez0824
    @pedroramirez0824 Před měsícem +12

    That kings fan in shambles rn LMFSOOOO

  • @RachelNicholsChair
    @RachelNicholsChair Před měsícem +6

    You never watched Dragon Ball Z? Thats a damn shame.

  • @user-vw5ng6ds7x
    @user-vw5ng6ds7x Před měsícem +146

    the most absurd take in the nba is that modern jam ISNT the best bball youtuber

  • @nathaneastman6546
    @nathaneastman6546 Před měsícem +9

    only been tuned into basketball for 3 weeks ngl and i my favourite youtuber by far pls keep it up man ur great at this and the audience appreciates the work u put into this 🙌🙌🙌

  • @Bread._..
    @Bread._.. Před měsícem +2

    The worst take in this video was, “Jordan had no left hand, and we done wit the 90’s”

  • @IamDMV
    @IamDMV Před měsícem +5

    Crazy thing is I can actually see a world where Stephen A Smith ends up in The NBA Hall of Fame 😂😂😂 Modern times are literally everything we thought was ridiculous in the 2000s and before 😂 its crazy

    • @masongreen1371
      @masongreen1371 Před měsícem

      How would that be ridiculous? He definitely will.

    • @IamDMV
      @IamDMV Před měsícem

      @@masongreen1371 thanks for Proving my point 😂😂😂

  • @billbee2088
    @billbee2088 Před měsícem +5

    Never watched DBZ…. Yeah I’m outta here 😂

  • @jared_deraj
    @jared_deraj Před měsícem +1

    the whole bit about pat bev being right if he was talking about all defensive teams had me cracking up lmfao

  • @elliottave46
    @elliottave46 Před měsícem +3

    Cookin hella videos 🔥🔥

  • @destall
    @destall Před měsícem

    Your channel is insanely underrated

  • @XxXFlyingArmBarXxX
    @XxXFlyingArmBarXxX Před měsícem +1

    One of the worst takes was Phil Jackson convincing the Knicks to take Frank Ntilikina over D Mitchell

  • @RyZGuy53
    @RyZGuy53 Před měsícem +2

    Cant believe you don’t show the “Who Tha Fack is Tingus Pingus” clip

  • @Turtle_D_Money
    @Turtle_D_Money Před měsícem

    My dad played pro ball and he called that ship for Dallas but now after watching some of the interviews of the players i get what my pops saw its levels to this i thought he was crazy

  • @wesleythompson5241
    @wesleythompson5241 Před měsícem +4

    brudda think he jimmy highroller
    luv the content tho

  • @seananthony7494
    @seananthony7494 Před měsícem +2

    I never seen that hot take of Kentucky beating 72-10 Bulls😂😂😂
    But I did see other hot takes that they can beat the worse teams in the NBA😂😂😂
    Which I doubt that.

  • @nala
    @nala Před měsícem +2

    ji is for sure a slept on star

  • @johnmack777
    @johnmack777 Před měsícem

    Bruh I’m never taking anybody who wears glasses like that seriously 😂

  • @WcoopW
    @WcoopW Před měsícem +1

    One of the worst takes ive heard is that Steph Curry wouldn’t survive in the 60’s. IN THE 60’S…

  • @ethanwong5789
    @ethanwong5789 Před měsícem

    As a warriors fan I remember that Kyle Guy game. Had me like “damn Kyle and Deaaron are gonna be scary”. #1 pick esque

  • @drkirbkennethkirby7634
    @drkirbkennethkirby7634 Před měsícem +1

    To be fair about the take on MJ not being a contender as a one man offense; it was true. They had to bring in some of the best help in the league and Phil Jackson had to get him to tone down his selfishness. The way he was going before that , he was a perennial first round knockout.

  • @TheHamburglarHelpster
    @TheHamburglarHelpster Před měsícem

    Dj east wood hates Tobias 😂

  • @mogus581
    @mogus581 Před měsícem

    the dwight clip is unreal

  • @Romanus-
    @Romanus- Před měsícem +1

    Damn Mike Malone is pretty genius for that. I know people will say that he just said that because he was pumping up his draft pick but to say a late round draft pick was better than all the guys in the lottery is something I’ve never heard any coach or GM say on draft night and if he was wrong it would have made him look like an absolute fool. I really think he knew Jokic was going to be an all star, maybe not an all time great but to have that much faith in the 47th pick is wild. Once Malone is done coaching dude should absolutely be a GM. If he can find arguably a top 5 center in NBA history(as of today) in the late second round, imagine what he could do with full control of a team with a ton of draft picks? If I was a rebuilding team, I’d trade everyone and build up a chest of draft picks for drafts occurring 4-5 years from now and once Jokic hits 34-35 I’d offer Malone a ridiculous amount of money to become GM. Pay him double what the highest GM gets. Teams like the Pistons, Wizards, Hornets, etc who have been awful for 20 years should absolutely do this. The wizards are paying Jordan Poole 125 million. I’d no joke rather pay an amazing GM 30 mil a year than him lol

  • @kuraokamiiii
    @kuraokamiiii Před měsícem

    Ong I could swore WCS was gonna be TUFFFF tf happened 😭

  • @adolphhitmarker157
    @adolphhitmarker157 Před měsícem

    Man I love your stuff Fr but just a couple less clips would make you goated, shits fire though fr keep goin

  • @TheCrazyOne
    @TheCrazyOne Před 11 dny

    Anybody remember that one Celtics Fan that tattooed a banner of a 2022 Celtics Championship just to watch the Warriors win it in Boston??

  • @gordyhowitzer
    @gordyhowitzer Před měsícem

    back in the day I was SO PISSED the Wolves got Sam Cassell rather than sticking with Troy Hudson

  • @ducknuts6146
    @ducknuts6146 Před měsícem +1

    that kid stands alone, all my fellow kings fans wanted luka 😢

  • @oneautumnleaff2119
    @oneautumnleaff2119 Před měsícem

    i mean ngl i actually can see SAS in the HoF lol

  • @trevorwinn5012
    @trevorwinn5012 Před měsícem

    Keyshawn saying he doesn't remember LeBron posterizing some one is fucking Nuts !!! Shows how little NBA he watches

  • @armthesharks6904
    @armthesharks6904 Před 13 dny

    Dude, you're fuckin funny. Good shit.

  • @damonsonnier34
    @damonsonnier34 Před měsícem +3

    When LeBron James was not a top 5 player in the league in 2011, according to both Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless. This was said after LeBron’s 2011 Finals meltdown.
    Skip’s list:
    1. Dwyane Wade.
    2. Kevin Durant.
    3. Kobe Bryant.
    4. Dirk Nowitzki.
    5. Carmelo Anthony.
    Stephen A’s list:
    1. Dwyane Wade.
    2. Kobe Bryant.
    3. Dwight Howard.
    4. Dirk Nowitzki.
    5. Kevin Durant.

    • @crikeymikey689
      @crikeymikey689 Před měsícem +2

      Oh nah did they just forget about Derrick rose and Dirk should be one

  • @ninety1nethagawd
    @ninety1nethagawd Před měsícem

    my most absurd take was that josh jackson was gonna save the suns 😭😭😭😭

  • @quantum_beeb
    @quantum_beeb Před měsícem

    Great vid

  • @floydbanks28
    @floydbanks28 Před měsícem +1

    Losing by nine and someone drops 23 on you and you say it’s not hard to guard them???

  • @Xsaveyawn
    @Xsaveyawn Před měsícem

    Kat came off the bench for that Kentucky team.

  • @JadenSmithEyes
    @JadenSmithEyes Před měsícem

    12:38 - unstoppable

  • @josephvernon21
    @josephvernon21 Před měsícem

    Curry & Draymond are the real duo

  • @hoppy23
    @hoppy23 Před měsícem +1

    The most to absurd take is that there's 1 guy at #2 when in reality lebron,Tim duncan, Larry bird, kobe, and Kareem all have equal claim to that spot and it's personaal preference at the end of the day I'd also like to say Jokic is only 4 more seasons of playing at this level and he will join said list

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem +2

      No. The most absurd thing is to actually try and make a ranking when you can't even compare said players because of different eras.

    • @bruv399
      @bruv399 Před měsícem

      Thas fax

    • @justicefelipe4794
      @justicefelipe4794 Před měsícem +1

      @@mekacrabhonest truth it’s all subjective

  • @DorkusDomingus
    @DorkusDomingus Před měsícem

    14:48
    0-8 on the field.
    Shooting like Scoot Henderson ong.

  • @liltaxfraud941
    @liltaxfraud941 Před měsícem

    10:03 yo is that dr disrespect wtf 😭

  • @ThurstonWatt
    @ThurstonWatt Před měsícem

    sits against the Bucks, magically heals and returns against the Grizzlies.....this fuckery will NEVER stop.

    • @bruv399
      @bruv399 Před měsícem

      Let the man rest he’s like 85

  • @JeguePerneta
    @JeguePerneta Před měsícem

    My current hot (cold?) take is that neither the current Clippers core or the current Suns core are going to win a championship

    • @Justfranktbh
      @Justfranktbh Před měsícem

      😂😂 not even a hot take tbh. We done with the clippers

  • @oddlyn25
    @oddlyn25 Před měsícem

    s/o jimmy butler for embarrassing himself and giving herb jones the league exposure for first team all defense!

  • @Conky1452
    @Conky1452 Před měsícem

    shout out my boi penny

  • @AidanHutchinson-wncp3po
    @AidanHutchinson-wncp3po Před měsícem

    0:49 What’s he supposed to say? Yeah let’s trade Jokic I don’t want him 💀

  • @uFFFO
    @uFFFO Před měsícem

    Any take guessing the next goat in the middle or, worse, before their career has even begun?
    Jokic, Giannis, SGA, Luka? See when they get 4+ chips and then start talking bro.

  • @Jaden_Iv3y
    @Jaden_Iv3y Před měsícem

    Most people: The best college team ever would get destroyed by the worst nba team ever
    Modern Jam: The best college team ever would have +800 odds to make the playoffs?!!

  • @ThurstonWatt
    @ThurstonWatt Před měsícem

    Eric Bledsoe ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @TaySav4900
    @TaySav4900 Před měsícem

    Crazy recent take I had is Wemby wouldn’t be that good in the nba and well…

  • @hoppy23
    @hoppy23 Před měsícem

    Killian Hayes needs another chance put him with Victor and vassell and those boys in San an better shooting around him is gonna highlight his strengths and hide his very real scoring weakness

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem +1

      Maybe don't let him play if he has a "very real scoring weakness".
      The Spurs need actually skilled players.

  • @yhg7ygo7g7igoi
    @yhg7ygo7g7igoi Před měsícem

    That moan was fine

  • @DonSMDT
    @DonSMDT Před měsícem

    Being extreme but he is right compared to the other pro sports hall of fames basketballs incredibly easy to get into
    because there are like top five guys of the decade who are in the baseball Hall of Fame and like I'm not even talking about just the steroid guys who aren't in because they did a bunch of drugs

  • @Romanus-
    @Romanus- Před měsícem

    $10 to watch Michael Jordan. Even with inflation accounted for that’s insanely cheap. The average salary in the United States in 1991 was 22k. Average salary in 2023 is 59k. About 2 and a half times the amount so that means a ticket to see the best player in the league in a major city should be approximately $25-$30. Instead it’s 10x that, and that’s not even for a good seat. People wonder why the majority of the population is so pissed off these days, it’s no surprise why. Most families can’t even afford to take their kids to one basketball game a year and the nba was much more popular in the 90’s by every metric. It’s honestly sad that we put up with this insanity.

  • @livionmcwhinney2852
    @livionmcwhinney2852 Před měsícem

    My absurd hot take was Jalen duren was going to be A top 5 center this season and the pistons would be a 4th seed 😢

    • @TTVShankyCT
      @TTVShankyCT Před měsícem

      Duren has honestly been great probably top 10 in terms of personal stats and performance He has 15+ board double doubles like once a week and is a beast on D

  • @brandonboyce6408
    @brandonboyce6408 Před měsícem

    MJ most iconic shot was with his left hand smh

  • @JSJR1
    @JSJR1 Před měsícem

    Just imagine if the sixers had Tatum and brown playing with embiid you’re talking dynasty. Instead drafted fultz and Simmons 🤦‍♂️

  • @Ace-3.
    @Ace-3. Před měsícem

    God bless and much love to all ❤🙏

  • @mickginny6075
    @mickginny6075 Před měsícem

    Wizards Pistons tomorrow game to watch 3:55

  • @MichaelFreeman-lz5cq
    @MichaelFreeman-lz5cq Před měsícem

    modern jam is ROY

  • @BigMike566
    @BigMike566 Před měsícem +2

    The wizards are worse than the pistons idc

  • @awkwardanglehiphop
    @awkwardanglehiphop Před měsícem

    The Jordan “no left hand” take is the dumbest take ever

  • @rommydommy17
    @rommydommy17 Před měsícem +1

    Watch DBZ dude

  • @Treeko55
    @Treeko55 Před měsícem

    I also thought the pistons were also gonna be good this year. I still think the wizards are the worst team though

  • @JimBob-jr5up
    @JimBob-jr5up Před měsícem

    8:20
    The Heat are a notably better team than the Pels. One will make their... 5th? 4th? CFs in 6 or 7 seasons, while the other is a play-in that fails to reach the POs.

  • @Deathstroke24120
    @Deathstroke24120 Před měsícem

    Let's just stop consuming ESPN talk show.
    If we all know it's stupid, why continue.
    Just boycott them, they'll realise

  • @Hero-dx3il
    @Hero-dx3il Před měsícem

    To be fair, Celtics fans get mad when their team drafts anyone brown.

  • @ananijedzankic
    @ananijedzankic Před měsícem

    You gotta watch Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z

  • @bnimer92
    @bnimer92 Před měsícem

    Aye bro, us Pistons fan NEVER loved Killian Hayes, dont slander us like that, everyone besides our front office knew what he was doing

  • @josephvernon21
    @josephvernon21 Před měsícem

    kd and lebron would meet in the finals again

  • @TheOkThx
    @TheOkThx Před měsícem

    14:37 did this dude just miss every single take/prediction he made? Holy shit, that takes insane luck.

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem

      skill, or lack of skill perhaps

  • @golgomethlayceon2594
    @golgomethlayceon2594 Před měsícem

    So they keep talking about expansion for the nba. They have 5 teams that couldn't win 20 games. If the nba is so skillful and the pool of talent is there why do we have teams that tank so badly. You want to add 2 or 4 more teams...... Not with records like these bro. You don't want to over dilute the product.

  • @shadovvpanther
    @shadovvpanther Před měsícem

    my hot take would be that, Robert Horry is a better basketball player than Draymond Green.

  • @sqb6056
    @sqb6056 Před měsícem +1

    Modern Jam lowkey the best hoops youtuber rn. Vids are top tier every time

  • @Roxijodone
    @Roxijodone Před měsícem

    Tobias Harris came to Philly and robbed em he’s hella inconsistent lol
    Plus he lost me too much money fuck Toby 😂😂

  • @nickgod2010
    @nickgod2010 Před měsícem +1

    europe just makes better basketball players, wonder who will be mvp jokic ginnis or luka ? XD

  • @SanFranFan30
    @SanFranFan30 Před měsícem

    Jason Whitlock is the king of awful takes across the board on everything.

  • @arythma80
    @arythma80 Před měsícem

    Jordan couldn't dribble with his left? Umm you might want to check his stats before saying that again!

  • @td3214
    @td3214 Před měsícem

    No way you compared Tobias to Gardner minshew Tobias is more like Chris Bosh sacrificed his high level scoring too be a catch and shoot guy. He was averaging over 40% from three the 3 years before Philly then he goes there and it drops down to 32

  • @user-tt1hx2nm4p
    @user-tt1hx2nm4p Před měsícem +5

    You're a 🤡 if you think that GMiannis is better than the Joker. Better defender yes, but not skilled or high IQ like Joker.

    • @spidamitchell8311
      @spidamitchell8311 Před měsícem +2

      You’re a clown if you have an opinion about an all star being better than another all star?

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem +1

      who cares though ?
      You're the 🤡 at the end of the day.

  • @ArcusRS
    @ArcusRS Před měsícem

    Jordan can’t dribble with his left hand? That’s the most casual take I’ve ever heard. Watch some old film 🤦‍♂️

    • @ModernJamYT
      @ModernJamYT  Před měsícem +1

      No one understood this was a joke 😂😂

    • @ArcusRS
      @ArcusRS Před měsícem

      fairness :)@@ModernJamYT

  • @davidserrano5817
    @davidserrano5817 Před měsícem

    One of the most absurd takes I’ve heard is that MJ can’t dribble with his left 🤨

    • @GymLosKcMo
      @GymLosKcMo Před měsícem

      Right the Jordan Jumpman symbol is a left handed dunk, smh respond to any fools, who's thinks, and what for the response

  • @Kashed
    @Kashed Před měsícem

    MJ has no left hand, Lebron is the GOAT, and this is a great channel! There you go, there’s my bad takes.

  • @Optimator7
    @Optimator7 Před měsícem

    14:30 OH MY GOD this guy has world-class awful takes. He's like, PROFOUNDLY trash

  • @mekacrab
    @mekacrab Před měsícem +1

    When draft day comes, some basketball fans suddenly thinks they're professional scouts and know how each player in the draft will end up.
    Crazy. Like dude, you read three articles and saw two mock drafts, don't act like you know the future.

  • @poltergeistducs2948
    @poltergeistducs2948 Před měsícem

    haha like lebron ain't in the shaqtin a fool.
    to sum up this generation of basketball players.
    zero step, half step, and every step they made to look dribbling cool.
    travelling ain't thing, defence aint a thing.

  • @justtimes9257
    @justtimes9257 Před měsícem

    nothing beat classics first take

  • @berryesseen
    @berryesseen Před měsícem

    "Wolves are gonna be bad this season." Wolves get 19 wins. How is this a bad take? Obviously they were bad. Someone please help me.

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem +1

      It was written like "WoLvEs ArE gOnNa Be BaD", the alternating caps are used to display mockery. Making fun of the people saying that the Wolves are gonna be bad.
      So the tweet was saying that the Wolves will not be bad.

    • @berryesseen
      @berryesseen Před měsícem +1

      @@mekacrab Thank you for the answer. How are we supposed to know that? Alternating caps doesn't mean anything.

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Před měsícem

      @@berryesseen Well it has been a thing for a long time on the internet, so most people know about it.

  • @0DIE__
    @0DIE__ Před měsícem +1

    Please watch dbz

  • @muvzyhoops
    @muvzyhoops Před měsícem

    wwww videoooooo