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- Why is the alt-right so angry? How are Sioux tribes keeping COVID at bay? Should Lake Erie be considered a person under the law? Here’s the best of Michael Kosta in the field. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta
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I live in Switzerland and I'd say while the gun laws make a major difference, it really is the culture. Americans have guns bc they believe it's their individual *right* to bear arms (and technically it is under the Constitution), the swiss have guns to protect their country and understand it is a *privilege* .
I like that, "privilege" as opposed to "right". That small swap of words makes one respect the right and makes gun ownership an honor instead of a spoiled child mentally that makes one feel they should be able to take a fully loaded AR with them to get Starbucks.
You are right. Us Americans are spoiled and lack in common sense. If anyone says something about guns, all I hear is the 1st amendment.
Yeah American think they need guns to protect themselves and not their country. They’re just conceited.
I’d like to say that the swiss take the phrase “rights and responsibilities” completely while americans only focus on “rights”
@@johnobrien1759 I hope not, the first is freedom of speech. The second amendment is the gun rights one.
"That's ur problem" bruh what a legend
8:45
Yeah! Like America would listen if he had suggested something😏
@@maliroa6113 Well he's a smart man, he knew. :D
I dont share his politic views, but that one was awesome
@@protect_ what's political about it? Like the pandemic, abortion, climate change, etc - most of Europe didn't have nearly the divide on issues like this as America. They look at them objectively whereas our country has substituted politics for religion and follows their party as blindly as fundamental christians follow what the evangelicals have convinced them to
Sad when comedy central makes more sense than our whole country 😅😭
Omw! Yess!!felt like I was in a lecture but everything Kosta said made PERFECT SENSE! Wow!!!!
Right? Did you see the special show about Australia and gun control by John Oliver? If not watch it. It’s a two part show like this… it’s amazing
Kosta: "You learned from a mistake and then you made an improvement in the law. That's soo Europe"
Me: I wish their descendants over here brought that with them
Their descendants were law brokers.
Clearly they dropped it while crossing Atlantic.
Why do you think they moved? Because they couldn't stand the law? 😅
In the words of a famous american philosopher, we weren't sending our best people...
@@FinneousPJ1this is gold lol
"Non-combative, chocolate-eating yodelers..." LOL I've been to Switzerland, and you can add "cleanliness police" to the list. I hitchhiked thru Europe in my youth, and left a candy wrapper on a park bench in Lucerne. And a man came over and handed it back to me. I still remember the look on his face and how ashamed I felt. It was a huge wake-up call, as I saw myself through his eyes. It was a lesson on respect, and I've never forgotten it.
Yeah you cant even shit on an escalator without somebody yelling at you. It sucks here.
@@souhung69 I remember the first time I shat on an escalator and I just left it there. Then an older gentleman ran over, grabbed it, and placed it in my hand. I’ll never forget the look on his face. It filled me with shame and regret. I haven’t been able to take a shit on an escalator since then. Respect. 🤝
@@user-zr6jm4ld9l it just amazing to watch the rectal sausage get longer and thinner and after about 3 minutes (depending on its consistency) its just a foot wide endless brown line. Hundreds, if not thousands of people will smell it, if you fulfil your duty in a busy train station or something. Its truly the best form of minor bio terrorism
Man, I would love that place! I hate to see people litter (and companies pollute_
@@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz yeah Switzerland is clean, we only have some major companies that exploit and massively pollute 3rd world countries (Glencore for example)
Swiss are educated and that's the difference. 😂😂😂
Unlike Trump's Uneducated supporters. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Well educated.
Compulsory military service is the difference
EXACTLY.
Say it again for the people in the back lol
This Thor dude been so educated and calm made me crush hard on him.
Sus 😂
I love Micheal Kosta's act and schtick of being the not bright reporter. He has such a dry whit and isn't afraid to be the butt of a joke.
"do you ever take your gun to school?"
"No, I don't, I'm not American,"
Damn
Its called being a dumb kid.
I was about 12 or 13 to when I first went small game hunting with my buddy and his dad. I used my dad's shotgun and walked the 4 blocks to and from his house, through my Detroit neighborhood, with the gun wrapped in a bath towel because we had no case. If you tried that today you'd be in jail, probably. What happened between now and then. That was around 1977 or 78. We all knew right from wrong by that age back then, maybe kids today don't know right from wrong? We had to take and pass a basic hunting course in order to be licensed, which was mainly a firearm safety course and was basically common sense. Not like today's "common sense", which says that if we take everyone's firearms then we'll be ok. That only works for criminals so I fail to see ANY common sense in today's logic.
@ lmaoo love this.
@@nanochic that was a long time ago, before our country was infested by cosplaytriots.
@@tony690 "fear is the mind killer". education gives us the tools to make rational decisions. unfortunately education has been the target of republican intentional neglect for decades.
fyi, 2A lefty who understands and has been paying close attention since reagan, damn his soul.
The sad part is the Swiss teen insult: “I’m not worry about school shooting because I’m not American “ 🤦🏾♂️
thats is not an insult ...its a called to change ..
@@jrgmz2565 it is friend you noticed it on the laugh once he finishes saying “I’m not American”
@@heribertosarmiento1265 ohh..lol
@@heribertosarmiento1265 😂
He said "we don't are American"
The guy with the chicken hanging on his rifle is the best thing I've ever seen in 2020. 😃
He’s trying to get his 15 mins in spotlight lmao it’s funny. Like a Swiss Borat?
It is not just the gun-culture, but also the general intelligence and mental health of it`s citizens...
fact
We Swiss have our share of uneducated and mentally ill people (and high suicide rates). However we don't have sensationalist news coverage 24/7, the idea that someone is out to get you so you need a gun, all the regulation and training discussed is a huge factor and when something bad happenes there are major votes and reforms.
The lax restrictions, perpetual fear mongering, us-vs them 2-party mentality, gun worship and terrible education system are all huge parts of the problem.
The US is a ethnostate while Switzerland is a democratic civilized nation like the Scandinavian countries.
Having a national healthcare plan is one way to keep everyone mentally and physically healthy.
There a share of nuts in Swizerland too. But an effort is made to not mix nuts and guns.
Instead in America, nuts are encouraged to arm themselves and riot.
"One hunk of a man."
"So Thor." 😂😂😂 1:00
And Finnish, not Swiss!
Lol thats funny
Kosta so under appreciated
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yeah, they got hella great writers on that show. thats why trvor is killin it!
@@oscarlozano1448 True, but you got to admit Trevor is a very good delivery for the good joke..
As a michigander who actually cares about life I am 100% for giving lakes and rivers personhood status and taking it away from corporations which are not living they're just profit machines
I love that y'all did this! I tell people about Switzerland's laws a lot! Not just guns, but even their prison system is incredibly inventive and effective compared to ours, their diets, their exercise habits, their education, etc. We really need to start following their lead!
they also dont have the amount of poverty, lack of job security, education and access to basic needs like heath care. the guns are an issue, but the way humans are treated in this society is a much bigger issue.
Seems like Switzerland has figured out a lot of the issues that plague USA. Socialism doesn't appear to be as bad as some would have us believe.
It’s even socialist. They have a social safety net but a severely capitalist society. They securely laundry and move money and high value items for most of the bad actors around the world. I’m not excusing the USA, but a tiny country of only a few million people isn’t really comparable. That being said , I completely agree with the sentiment of the video. As an American, we’re a worldwide embarrassment.
Can I Get a Witness!!
@@br0k3nman No you're not an embarrassment. Not for me at least. Poland is an embarrassment, my country. You made, well, some of you(Trump kind of won undemocratically, the Electoral College, you know, he lost the popular vote in 2016) the mistake of electing Trump in 2016, but you learned and didn't elect him once more. I'm proud of your people for this. In Poland we have elected PiS the second time, after they have joined the Church and State together and made our student's lives hell with their education reform, or deform should I say. Now they opened schools when cases were on the rise, boom, we had maybe 200-300 each day beforehand and maybe 10-15 deaths, now we have 10-15k a day and 100-500 deaths a day, which is an improvement since in September and October we had 20-25k cases a day and 500-700 deaths every day. Not to mention that this led to complete overwhelming of our medical system and that abortion is almost completely banned, LGBTQ people live in fear of persecution, and they gave 2 billion to TVP instead of the medical system and the foolish giving away of 500+ led to most families to receive it not working and making kids( There is 500zł a month for a kid now), and that giving away has led to several sectors of public to be underfunded and unable to deal with the pandemic. And believe me, coming from a former socialist country, I tell you. You would not want to live in a socialist country. Stores were empty, the pay for many jobs was low and the government was destroying all freedoms. Actually PiS are dirty commies who disguise themselves as far right fascists while destroying us and the economy.
Lol ok i guess we will see.By the time 2024 election you will be begging to have the capitalist country back.
@@normangeorge7741 you're just as thick as Trump if you think he will be anywhere near politics in 2024 LMFAO
That Swiss president seemed pretty chill...
Most European presidents are pretty chill because they're not the head of the government like the one in the US system is. They're just head of the state and while they generally do have some power, the systems in place are made to function completely fine without them, so they end up being more of a glorified mascot of the country.
@@michaeldromes3948 much better than our US presidents who feel they have all the power in the world
13:54 "BP was the sole funder of the campaign against the Lake Erie bill of rights."
Kosta: "BP? Black People? You know I always knew..."
I know it's a stupid joke, but I can't get over how funny that and his delivery was to me. Pure Kosta in his element.
LMBAO yeah that cracked me tf up lol
Ikr! It had me rolling 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I love ur approach to these “ IMPAIRED AMERICANS”! Keep calling them out for their racists / homophobic views !! Keep educating us and keep making us laugh,all while speaking truth! Btw... what’s up to my bros Trevor and fam!! To everyone at the Daily Social Distancing Show!! Roy Wood jr!! I’m one of ur biggest fans!
"-Dress like their divorced dads made their Halloween costumes". 😆 🤣 😂 😆
“The federal government doesn’t want to f**k with us because we are Indians” I want her representing me
Making the Lake a person is brilliant. Its living and it should be protected. Only in a America do we have to resort to alternatives to respect our resources.
OK having time on my hands tonight....Lake Erie takes it's name from the native American Erie tribe, which of course was a group of PEOPLE. People with tribal rights to NOT be polluted ?
yep, sounds like the US doesnt have reasonable nature protection rights, like most developed countries have. so they have to resort to these eerie solutions. but as long as it gets it done, guarantees pure water to people and strong punishments to polluters, its all good, for now.
but in the long run, universal nature protection laws against polluting and guarantees of pure water to private users would be much better than every place having to separately find weird law loopholes like giving lakes and rivers human rights.
@@mjfan653 It's mind boggling that the US, a "first world" country, has to resort to that. I mean, it shows creativity where it's necessary, but I'm going to lean myself out of the window here and simply say that this could also very well be a two edged sword, meaning, that other people can use/find such loopholes to infringe on other people's rights (and by that I of course mean white people hating on anyone who isn't like them).
Hey, like she said if a corporation can be declared a "person", than so can a lake, actually unlike a man-made corporation, a Lake is actually alive, and that lake made by nature, not people.
@@christelheadington1136 it's in some treaties to allow areas where food and culture can exist. Pollution destroys both clean food and, therefore, culture to exist. see facebook.com/nativepeoplesaction/videos/392841185303968/
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Simply put, there are powerful people in the US that are in the way of progress. In most countries, there aren't.
At least the powerful are afraid of the people. In America, you can just scare people to vote for you. Communism! They'll take your guns away! Boo!
@@sociolocomtsac It's so ridiculous, but sadly, it's so true!
The nations concerned more with people than profit.
Thor: There should be common sense gun laws.
Michael: Common sense? That's not our strenght...
( audience laughs)
... *it's funny BUT IT'S TRUE * 😖
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
The first sign - the Earth will spin faster.
The second sign concerns the sun, which will loom larger, brighter and begin to spin.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
- banking collapse was deliberately masterminded by the Antichrist
- Antichrist will step in and create a false peace in the state of Israel by joining them with palestine in an unlikely alliance.
- „He will recite extracts from My Teachings, which he will passionately proclaim from every secular stage in the world, until people sit up and take notice of him.“
The Book of Truth
mdmlastprophet.com/the-time-for-the-schism-in-the-church-is-almost-here-and-you-must-get-prepared-now/
mdmlastprophet.com/my-arms-were-pulled-out-of-their-sockets-during-my-crucifixion-and-as-such-the-image-on-the-turin-shroud-shows-this/
@@josephka5149 hi
His name’s Miko.
@@josephka5149 your crack dealer must be rich as fuck just off you alone 😂😂
@@josephka5149 so this is happening soon? When do I get to call bullshit on this? You think the earth is flat don't you?
“This is not a green screen, this is real, disgusting Switzerland.”
Jordan, Desi , Mike , and Trevor all seem like such awesome guys - totally love them all
Switzerland seems like an NRA dreamland if the NRA liked rules...
You mistakenly put ‘rules’ with ‘NRA’ and ‘liked’ in the same sentence.
Update the us government is looking to disband the NRA do to several and continues violations against the government
What way back when, what the NRA was supposed to be, instead of gun salesmen.
so you're saying it's not an NRA deamland
Yea its a nra dreamland with all there regulations.
"Thor" was a close shot, Mikko is Finnish. Close enough! :D
How do you call a well educated person on american soil?
A tourist
Ok, I'm out...
Many thanks to TDS team
Happy new year, from Paris
Happy new year i need to make friends please so 2021 i can come visit hello out there from NYC i need a new life & new dream new appreciation of life
ngl, a tourist is smarter than a lot of the nation
Calling a tourist "well educated" is an oxymoron
@@carlinemoise5945 I am from NYC.... Living in Germany for the past 8 years.
@@Boobalopbop : hi how are u how it is thanks for the response I wish to travel 😊 & visit Germany never been nice to chat with you let's stay in touch
How many muricans know the difference between swizerland & sweden?
NONE on my watch!
1st they ask if I am Russian. Then they keep asking if it was Sweden i was from. Then they say I have no humor....
@P J i mean, not all white people have the same culture :p
@P J What?
I do, because I like world history lol
That's easy, the Swedes have the best-looking women...
Amid COVID deaths, gun violence killed 41000 people this year
Mikko Leinonen is Finnish name through and through 😂😂😂 how’d he end up in Switzerland😅
By car, train or plane I presume...
Train, most likely.
omg i'm loving these collections, they are funny and interesting af!
Micheal Kosta is my celebrity crush😁
Kosta: ok Thor...
I'm Dyin 😂😭😂😭 this guy is funny.
As someone with anxiety, I will forever be thankful for men like Josh Shapiro and Marc Elias. They personally kept me from having panic attacks during this election. The dudes were calm, collected, and basically trolling Trump and his lawyers through the entire lawsuit circus.
I still remember a tweet from Shapiro one night saying: "We've been preparing for these lawsuits for months, go to bed and sleep soundly. We got this." that tweet single-handedly took me from on edge to relaxed and allowed me to fall asleep. It was like popping a Xanax or smoking a joint.
Education, education and education for all Americans! Dumb laws make people dumb. Europe makes higher education accessible to everyone.
@Eddie Bax I'm at university for free, my internet is cheap af and hella fast and i get free, good quality healthcare. It's actually quite good considering the country I live in was under the Iron Curtain for 50 or so years.
Using the same defense that native Americans been saying that “nature is living” how is that for irony ?
not so bad
On top of the irony that the EXACT same amendment (the 14th) was originally proposed as a Reconstruction Amendment to ensure that Black people are treated with full rights as persons after the Civil War. When Southern states' objections to ratify were unsuccessful, corporate lawyers flooded the dockets of the Supreme Court to bring several cases to repurpose that amendment for use on corporations. That meant the court then only had time to hear the corporate cases, which far outnumbered the cases brought by formerly enslaved people. I think the joke at 14:00 is a reference to that.
Great work, Michael Kosta! Can't wait until you get your own well-deserved show someday! 🤘🥃
Daily show has a really great team on both sides of the camera
37min???
I didn´t even notice :D
I knew I should have moved to Switzerland!
not gonna let you in unless you're v rich or v educated, so :------------------)
@progamer yeet yeet and @Markas Muller, it sounds like you two are trying to discourage me because I'm Black!? Is that what it is? Besides, I was making a JOKE! Goofy and Weird smh 🤦🏾♀️
@Markus Müller ye, the blackness is not gonna help, switzerland is racist af.
@Markus Müller Switzerland has a number of conditions to be met before you can be a Swiss citizen. It's not easy and it shouldn't be. You need to have lived here for several years depending on your permit, successfully finish a test with questions about the country, know at least one of our languages well enough, and so on. Living conditions are very expensive but income is also significantly higher than in other countries. It's not that simple to just 1:1 copy the index to other countries.
As for your xenophobic claim, Switzerland undeniably has issues - like any other country. Our largest party 'Schweizerische Volkspartei' (SVP) likes to pour oil into the fire. The world as a whole has become more intolerant due to the rise of people like Trump, Orban, Erdogan, Lukashenko, Putin, you name it. Compared to the US for example that has a systemic racism problem or countries where you have to fear prosecution for being homosexual etc. we are one of the more tolerant and open-minded countries.
TLDR: Yes, Switzerland has issues but we are addressing them and hopefully improve upon the situation. While there certainly are xenophobic elements, the vast majority of citizens is not and citizenship is available even if you are not very wealthy or very educated.
I can never get enough of Kosta! Hilarious and gorgeous AF!! 😍
I wish I was that suit he's wearing....
Micheal Kosta for president
I would love to see the rest of the interview.
Go for it I'm for it.
Hi everyone! I hope you stay safe, have a nice day, and enjoy the holiday season! God bless you!
"Black People? You know I always knew" LMFAO
🤣😂 that was hilarious. That delivery too. Kosta is so funny.
I think this also speaks about more equal society. Big income differences feed violence.
Can you back that up? I doubt it. It makes more sense that a lack of opportunity and lack of income mobility would anger people more, and guess what you get with socialism?
@@bobleglob162 I agree that opportunity to move up In the income ladder is important. Here In Finland we have that and we have social democracy. We also have relatively low income differences compared To America. Here, for example, the school system gives everybody a change To make it In life. We also have safetynets incase of disease or other misfortune.
Sophisticated pocket knives and almost zero stabbing incidents 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael Kosta is priceless!
Mr. Kosta is very talented and so funny!
"American Wet Dream" tell me about it.
Apparently, Switzerland doesn't just have an abundance of guns; they have an abundance of hunks.
Guns, beer, hot guys...chocolate? All mixing responsibly? I didn't realize Switzerland was Heaven.
Michael is consistently funny. Comedy Central should give him his own show.
Those Swiss kids are brutal 🤣
He's so funny 😂
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"Can I wear socks with sandals?" "You probably better not." lol
Happy Kwanza to Trevor and his team ❤️
16:54 best way to bring up you've only got one hand, didn't notice till then
The law Changed with the Time ,🤔 sounds and looks like good advice
29:30 look how happy she is about it, warms my heart! 😂❤️👏🏻
Ok so I’m thinking this guy is the political version of Daniel Tosh.
Michael Kosta, he is crazy .. funny 💟🤪😀
This guy is freaking hilarious 🤣
Switzerland 🇨🇭 has had a female President for many years. I do believe most women have good common sense. (Except for the MAGA women, of course) 😊 😃 😺 😄
Hey what about Germany. Angela Merkel rules for 16 years ( yeah she won't candidates for 2021 elections )
@@aytestarose8903 She will be missed by many. She is such a "common- snse, matter- of- fact" person.
“That’s your problem [America]. 😂
"Dressed like kids whose divorced dads made their Halloween costumes"
Dead ☠🤣
No one is talking about the fact that this man is actually Finnish, not Swiss!!
Finnish descent, probably Swiss citizen. What's the deal?
@@agp11001 His name is 100% Finnish and you can hear it in the accent too. Seems like it deserves a side note mention at least! Didn’t mean to take away from his swissness though!
I want to live there, I don't have to worry about getting shot this year, I'm not in Detroit.
Live where?
Come to Iceland, it's safe here, it'll be all right.
@@eliasthd Nah.
Finland is the place to be.
We've got a female lead government 🇫🇮♀️
@@suzawilo we also have a female lead government but yea, Finland is cool.
"BP..."😂😂😂
5:36 "always pull out" 😂
United's American 💜 My favorite description lol
Everything we want ( we the people, not the crazies) is attainable and other countries have perfected it. How do we not learn from other countries 🤦🏼♀️
Richest country in the world and ass backwards!
Kosta is so cute! He and Trevor Noah should stop playing games and fall in love with me.
This is why i like Daily Show. Satirical and educational.
"BP....Black People.." WWHHAATTTTTT 😂😂😂
Side to side LOL 😂
Kosta, I want that calendar.
20:00 🤨 Now Michael, did you wash your hands?
Yes. I'm laughing and crying. Unfortunately, I'm not laughing so hard its making my eye's water.
Nicely done.
I love the former President of Swiss; "That's your problem". Brilliant!
As funny as Michael Kosta is, it is kind of frightening that his act is someone in reality. 😶 Seen too many dumb people say those things in earnest.
Nice video! What about FBC fund and their algorithm review?
Honestly, the majority of the Switzerland part was them taking shots at us and I'm living for it xd
I love you Michael Kosta. You truly are too funny. Keep it up.
If 'corporations are people' then lakes should have equal rights...at least!!
If corporations are people then:
1. the stock exchange needs to be treated as a black market for organs and/or a slave trade.
2. Polluters need to be treated as eco terrorists
3. Buying a company out should be treated as first degree murder and/or cannibalism
4. A corporation needs to be able to be put in prison
5. Any corporation less then 18 years old should not have any voice in politics or vote with there wallets because that is underaged voteing.
6. Any corporation under the age of 21 can not be allowed to gamble with money because that is underaged gambling.
"The federal government doesn't want to fuck with us because they're afraid of indians. And they should be." BEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL YEAR
I was surprised when Jordan Klepper left and Michael Kosta took over. Now I know it is a very wise investment. Now with Jordan back, the mocking has gone way way way up like it should. Kosta has definitely grown upon me.
Sooo thor.... killed me 🤣
It's not just "Go to Walmart, give them money and buy a gun". You have to complete a 4473 form and have a background check.
"It turns out there are a _lot_ of nightmare scenarios if a clear winner doesn't emerge."
I know the Trump campaign would _never_ have tolerated this kind of legalistic wrangling from the _Clinton_ campaign in 2016 even though _she_ was preferred by the Popular Vote.
"always pull out" got me there lmaooo
Love the Daily Show squad. Have a Happy New Year people!
I love Switzerland I used to live in geneva it's a great city.
"Chocolate-eating non-combative yodelers."
"Thats your problem" *sips beer*
what a legend
How many times do they shoot this to cut out all the laughter 😂😂
Im from switzerland and the last thing this fellow LANDSMANN has, is a swiss accent
I know how to use multiple guns but I decided I didn't want to own a gun anymore. All or any of us could go nuts under the wrong situation if under pressure or what not ,guns kill quick but ask all those pepole who murdered someone they loved that said."I didn't mean to do it"😔
Phenomenal reporting
This is GLORIOUS!!