WHAT EVEN AM I?!
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- čas přidán 9. 11. 2019
- Heave Ho is a lovely game that ORDINARILY is only played in couch co-op but Bob, Sean, and I managed to hack the entire internet to let us play it! So watch along for lots of laughs and many funny moments!
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
JACK ► / jacksepticeye
BOB ► / muyskerm
PLAY HEAVE HO ► store.steampowered.com/app/90...
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... - Hry
Me trying to get someone to date me: "This is a free hand. See this hand, this is free. Somebody grab this hand."
That could work🤔
Lmao me
@@saltyyangel why would you ask someone on a date while the other is ralling(?) off a cliff.... Like someone is actually in danger and you ask casually "this hand, is a free hand..." wtf man XD
(I would love to see this as a movie or something... It's amazing 🤣)
Jennifer T
I was a burn.
I actually read that at the exact second he said it😂
3 stages of teamwork:
1. “grab my hand”
2. “grab the coin”
3. “gimme kiss”
GUMPS APROVED
thats how relationship works bro too
Spider kkkkiiiuuuussss?
3 stages of chaos
1. "The farts"
2. "AAAAAHHAAAHAH The French"
3. "Arin, noooooooooo!"
Take my hand!! haha the French xD
Underrated line:
6:44 "WHY DO I HAVE DINGUS AND DANGUS HOLDING ON TO ME?!" -Jack
I love you pfp
@@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 Yeah it's a great so bad it's good
@@lucasnadamas9317 yeah, lol
The only thing I don't like about it is how it's the same thing everytime
The best part is that I read this comment seconds before it happened on screen. I had a minor stroke thinking I was suddenly able to hear comments
Dingus dangle dangus dammit
To anyone confused: what Mark says at 31:40 is “My turn to go”.
MY TURN NNNN IGO
Ok, not to be that one person but i was like oh no, Please don’t say what I thought you said
31:37 would be a better timestamp.
@@meganfietsam264 You weren't the only one. So glad to be wrong. SOOOOOO Glad to be wrong.
Thanks other people might think he said the n word they better find this of they will be mad at mark for saying that
“You’re coated in Jack’s juices.”
“I don’t like that sentence.”
me either o-o
Same--
Oof
Same here
I don't think anyone likes that sentence.
They all have their own noises
Bob: french noises
Jack: unholy noises
Mark: loud noises
Jack: pterodactyl noises
Wade: Angry noises
melondew Wade: Barbara Noises
Me: meme noises
Listen to this with your eyes closed
alternitive title: "Three men share one collective brain cell"
Imma photoshop that
I like to think that they are brain cells, just trying to survive in a brain they don't know how to work.
For nearly one hour
45:28 I love Bob's line "I am absolutely not going in the hole I'm hiding right here and you can't make me."
Same could be said about “casual swing”
Bob: is French
Sean: is a smol girl who keeps screaming
Mark: “vErY iNtErEsTinG cHoiCeS”
That's a pretty accurate summary of this video xD
Sebastián Ré
Yep! 😂
😆
How long did it take you to type marks part 🤣 cause doing that thing takes forever 😭
It is *BÖB*
"Can we just toss it to the end?"
Mark:good lu-
*coin gets yeeted at light speed*
nothing else then kaweem Y E EE T T
I have watched 2 other groups play this and that seems to be the first thing they all do. Just yeet it at super sonic speed. Which is the most hilarious thing to watch in a game about physics and gravity. That kind of momentum in games is just awesome. Game Grumps actually managed to dunk it many times by tossing and the Derp Crew were able to toss each other at coins and catch that player as that player grabbed the coin. So all that that they suggested is possible and doable in this game.
SaraAnn23 interesting!
*s P o I L e R A l E r T*
@@abstrato7685 SoRry
22:35 Bob saying, "I did this, I would like all the credit please," is peak mood.
25:40 "ooh a drilldo"
*literally makes an actual drilldo just 6 days later.....*
"I don't need friends...they disappoint me!"
"I've never heard you make that sound before!"
"I feel like I'm getting a prostate exam right now!"
"Guys, I found my calling in life: it's letting you go at the most inopportune times!"
Jack
The best of Jacksepticeye
HAYWGAGAH
You forgot "We are just an orgy of disappointment right now"
wheres the prostate exam part?
@@meeso 37:12
Bob: * scared french noices *
Jack: "Let's do this gamers!!"
Mark: "iiiinteresting.."
Lmao so true
2nd
u right
No jack might be : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
noices
noice
something about jack’s screams as he plummets to his death sends me into a fit of giggles
41:27
*"That's why they call me, OOPS MC GEE."*
Hoops lol
@@just_a_tired_they_.2437 better than "poops Mc Gee" which is what I heard XD
I heard goops
“you’re covered in jacks juices”
“i-i don’t like that sentence” ._.
s w a g 😂🤣😂one of the FUNNIEST! sentences Bob has ever spoken.
Septiplier confirmed XD
No homo :D
I love that sentence
Lucifer Morningstar dude, love your name and pfp
Bob: 12 minutes
Jack: 25 minutes
Mark: BI***, HOLD MY BEER
But he can't drink hahahaha
@@raelynfey That's why he told Chica to hold his beer. xD
Austin Berner Hell Yeah, I can always count on Mark! 🙌🏻
HOLY SHIT
The FULL experience.
48:48 is such a movie moment. You think Mark’s going to be enveloped by the fart cloud forever and then you see him flying out of it with one epic swing
At 48:21 Mark's "I'm comiiiiiiing! Fuck!" kills me every time 😂
"Do you trust me?"
"I trust you."
So wholesome.
Until you realize they never trusted each other.
*Bob and Jack kidnapping Mark*
“THIS IS HOW FRIENDS WORK”
Well ur not wrong
*"We stole a friend"*
@@jasonmichael3634 So you're saying I can kidnap somebody and then they'll become my friend? Imma go try it out.
@@arghyaneedsleep
Yes, that will totally work👍
It's usually how my friends get me to hang out
"WHAT EVEN AM I?!"
Me: A geodude?
😂
now100 ha nice one
My first thought too😂
A normal type geodude
Yes.
17:15
Jack: "Why don't you just toss it into the end?"
Bob: "Oh yeah! Can we just toss it to the end?"
Mark: "O-oh yeah *gOoD LuCk."*
Bob: *_"YEET!!!"_*
your stephen strange pfp ✨🖤
It's crazy how they were actually doing pretty well before Wade showed up
"You right"
"GAMER"
"Hon Hon"
Someone needs to tally all of this
Interesting
Very interesting
Yes interesting I'm listening
Done and done
"Interesting" - 59 times (counted Mark, Sean, and Bob, each individual instance of the word counted as one separate time)
"You right" - 25 times (all three counted)
"Gamers" - 11 times (Sean and Bob counted, Mark never said it)
Bob's French noises - 36 times ("hon-hon-hon" counted as one instance, if someone said something in between or more than two seconds elapsed, another "hon-hon" was counted as a separate instance)
Enjoy
Elijah you absolute friggin' legend
Von Nebula thank you, and tonight I will tally the counts on the mega episode with Wade. Spoiler: I’ve already done “don’t touch me” and it’s surprisingly low ;-;
*Bob uploads 12 min video*
Me: "I prefer the real quality content"
*Jack uploads 23 min video*
Me: "I said the REAL quality content!"
*Mark uploads 57 min video*
Me: "Perfection"
The thing is Mark knows people will watch the 57 minute video
@@zha6159 heck yeah 😂😂😂 i already watched jacks hahah
Mr. Goose i did even realize it was 57 minutes until i seen this comment, i was laughing too much to even care 😂
@@zandermercury9308 yeah I did yesterday lol
I'm watching all 3 so that's a full hour plus of the same/ diff content
GUYS MARK DID NOT SAY THE N-WORD AT 31:37! He said “to go.” Full sentence being “my turn to go.”
I almost thought myself for a seoond.
Would’ve been funnier if he said it...besides him getting canceled
Thank you I came for this explanation lol 🤣
No he did play it back on .50 speed
@@ixtrippy7261 - I can assure you he did not
"you're coated in Jack's juices"
Well that's a fanfic and a half right there
Septiplier.
Bob really said “frenching intensifies” and we aren’t talking about it
Im just trying to block it out of my memory lol
51:37 is when it happens fo anyone who wants to know.
Welp I don't know why u want to talk about it or it's bc I'm stupid xp
Why would we? Bob and the gang have all said things so much worse than that.
Just let it sink in like everything else in this video
i took a shot of water every time they said "interesting" and can confidently say that i am in fact, very hydrated
I should do that
That's actually a very good technique for getting a good habit
I only drink water when watching Markiplier.
@@chip5892 That's...that's a problem XD
ikr i went through about 4 glasses of water in the span of 10 mins😂
Now with alcohol
Bob’s “I can’t quit you!” @ 23:10 gets me every time haha.
it comes completely unprompted, and the fact that he interrupted himself to say it is hysterical!
Jack: "Im just yelling encouragement"
Jack five seconds earlier: YOUR HOLDING ME DOWN"
"WHAT EVEN AM I?"
Me: *A masterpiece, Mark. A masterpiece.*
So true 😪👏👏
A markapiece
Cherry TV yep
Yes
*God*
"But it's not red.. It's pink!"
*says the man who made pink his main color for over a solid fucking year and even has a character who embodies pink while murdering*
Yep that's mark for ya
...i somehow read masterbating instead of murdering and i didnt question it at all...
Warfstache
Don't forget his good ol' pink mustache!
@@finn6177 yeah, it do be that way sometimes.
26:17 If Bob was a Street Fighter character then that would be would his sound. Hadouken for Ryu and Ken, Hadugu for Bob
He's a tecken character
Who knew that Bob was French XD
51:37 Bob: *Frenching intensifies*
i'm dying X'D
Mark: Interesting
Jack: I got this gamers
Bob: “French Noises”
Bob didn't made french noises.
Jack was more like “I’m the boss now”😂
@@Mabra51 r/wooosh
@@trainsconfigure8016 There's no woosh, Bob wasn't making "french noises".
Dan: "The French!"
Bob: “Hon, hon, hon”
Sean: “Gamer”
Mark: “Interesting”
i laughed so hard oml xD
Sean miiiiight be filming for Player Select
HIYA
Bob: Sexual
Sean: Kringy
Mark: intellectual
*you're right*
At 55:02 or 55:03 or 55:04 I expected one of them to yell “WADE! NO!”
Well-wait. Wade’s not even-wade’s not even there! What am I talking about?
If I had one phrase to describe this video it would be “Interesting”
Dear please someone animate this. There’s so much that can be used. Lol.
Kenji Kiseki on it-
I second this
LIX. How you doing •~•
Plz someone do that it would be amazing
That would be a challenge and a half.
“You’re covered in Jack’s juices!!”
“I don’t like that sentence..”
Peter Gallagher sEpTIpliEr awAaY
@@kettlepetal3138
IT IS MADNESS TO SPEAK OF THAT NAME
I like it
Chicken Nugghetti please commit non-septiplier cringe.
@@xarsash oh he just committed it so hard, probably still is.
Mark: “a drilldo”
Me, a *[REDACTED]* fan: *checks date of posting suspiciously*
The date it was uploaded: nov.10th
Me: *screams in foreshadowing*
RIGHT????
YESSSSSS
Dont get it
@@pheobeplayzroblox2969 You had to be there
wAIT A MINUTE-
I watch the mega episode first and I keep waiting for Wade to just fall out of the sky right as they're trying something difficult like, "Hey guys!"
I NEED an animation of this where they're all just tangling themselves into knots trying to climb a mountain.
YES
omg yesssss i was about to comment that
So basically pogostuck with the bungees
IM ON IT
@@saggysackofpotatoes1351 YES THANK YOU
Jack: "Mark you used to be an engineer, figure it out" ~ 14:51
Mark: *war flashbacks*
🤣🤣🤣
More like first gmod sandbox video flashback
when u dont timestamp for the lazy people that dont watch the full video
@@maizamiuchida *Intense Rocket Chair flashback*
@@user-tt2xj7hv5x just double the speed
8:32 Bob turns into a tea kettle after Sean talks about his lost dad
26:18
Bob: 😬 Hodj bé GOH!!!
28:32
Bob (again): How am I suddenly the one closest to the spikes?!
Jack: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEGH!!!!!
Me: did Jack just turn into some kind of dinosaur??!
Bob: “Your covered in Jack’s juices!?!?!!”
Mark: “I don’t like that sentence...”
Also Mark: “I aM tHe GlUe!!!!!!”
Me and my parents.
I am the glue
*sniffs mark and gets high*
*You're
I feel like you know why he didn't like that sentence.
@@tylergendron7910 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mark: "Up through the hole"
Jack: "I *AM* the hole"
....
*a minute later*
*dirty part of mind activates*
OH HECK NO XD
oh my... SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@@BRAY_L0N no
This is why they stopped playing together.
Mini Zem
Playing together, hm?
*Playing with WHAT?* 😳
25:22
Jack: I'm just yelling encouragements!
Me: On brand for the Irish
I come back to this episode many times just to hear Mark's "Interesting. Interesting" (27:40)
Imagine him falling off a very high place and saying interesting interesting with worried tone🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Which hand do I let go of?"
*"You right."*
I loved that Jack referenced that I really loved that meme lol
🤣
Therapist: Anxiety isn't something you can see.
Me: *Shows this game*
Gamercat!
@@Alizudo Howdy! :3
XD
Therapist: Seems I was wrong.
I want to see the therapists face🤣
Legend has it if you close your eyes and just listen to the audio,
You'll hear a couple of adult men say "interesting" about one billion times
So true, I listen to this video as I go to bed, and let’s just said that my dream were “very interesting”.
40:38
Bob: "Thats a little flo-" *Casually catches coin like a ninja*
“We don’t need your pity, game.” Meanwhile the rope is a way to get more coins with a mini game.
LeavingTheZone *pity
Pffft, wait, really?
Mdb Gamer yes xD the grumps played it and it’s like coin basket ball and stuff.
Ah
“I... have an idea.”
Famous last words
🎵 Now I know that I can’t make you stay 🎵
@@stillliving7670 BUT WHERES YOUR--
AND I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY... TO CHANGE THAT PART
Where?
@@explodingdynamite7319 In this video
What Number?
4:11 I am in so much pain from the laughter this sound causes.
The plot of every movie: "Grab the thing and let's get the hell out of here!"
Infinity war anyone
Yes but also yes
....
Not sure if that's how I'd explain Michael Jackson's "Moonwalker" but
hehe.... ye
@@stephonmanny7555 yes
Bob: *”You’re just covered in Jack’s juices.”*
Mark: _”I don’t like that sentence.”_
He got septiplier era flashbacks
@@broseidon1658 Same, yikes 😂 I'm so happy that they're doing stuff together again and I really hope the Septiplier people don't make it weird for them again 😓
You right
@Shooting Star in the first level lol
@Kassandra 409 exactlyyy
Best part of this is at 28:55
Bob- DING DING DING, DING DING DING, you guys suck, pull this rope, you suck too much 😂😂
26:17 Bob released his inner dragonborn.
Almost dies
Jack: "Ahhhhhhhhh"
Mark: "OOOOOOOOOOO :o"
Bob " *French intensifies* "
:0
Everyone: *dies horribly*
Also everyone: Interesting
Truly catches my interest
The change in energy between this and the episode preceding with Wade thrown in the mix is psychologically fascinating.
Fascinatingly hilarious.
Bob: *french*
Jack: *screaming*
Mark: "Interesting, interesting. iNtErUStiNg!"
Bob: Let go Jack
Titanic: "Am I a joke to you?"
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"iNtErEsTiNg"
"GaMeR"
"hOn HoN hOn"
And ‘epic gamer moment’
what?
@@scrqffy6999 that's that they say most off the time like Mark is "iNtErEsTiNg" Jack is "gAmEr" and Bob is "hOn hOn hOn"
love that google offered to translate this specific comment to english. very helpful.
Pfft is translates hon hon hon to she she she
"Just feeeeel it out!" God I laughed so hard at these idiots! And I mean idiots in the best way possible, not wanting to sound hurtful here.
When you meet Santa clause. 36:46
Ethan: Wingus
Tyler: Dingus
Mark: Wangus
Bob: Dangus
Wade: Wongus?
Jack: Dongus?
I like the way you think
I’m here for quality comments like this
Yes it is official now
That indicates that there are four other people
Wengus
Dengus
Wungus and
Dungus
@@lightninjohn5651 Amy and Katherine can be another two!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Mark: *A D R I L L D O*
Reminded me of that Unus Annus video where they made breakfast with one lmao
@@ramenrequiem I am SO glad someone remembered that xdd
interestinginteresting very interesting
25:41
Bubbly Ramen Yes, too bad it’ll be gone in like 3 months from now.
48:47
I was watching Jack and bob, and the suddenly, OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Funniest thing I've seen all day.
31:37 for anyone who is thinking that he said something bad; he said “My turn to go”
Thank you! The amount of people still being corrected on what he said is astonishing
35:31
“We need to wHafdgfHOOOOOOO”
-Bob
He’s French, what can I say 😂😂😂 I fucking love those moments, someone should time stamp all the French moments, I’m too lazy
i honestly miss videos like this, mark and his friends just having a good time make the best videos
I love how scared they all are of swinging but in the episode with wade Jack just launches himself with reckless abandon
Alternate title: Bob gives viewers fanfic ideas for 57 minutes straight
Grumps: "Grab my hand."
Mark and the bois: "Very interesting."
Grab my hand.
“You are responsible for everyone’s safety: The game”
Yep
just a suggestion don"t watch this at night if you don't want to wake up the family because you will laugh your heart out
Me, watching this video anyway at 3 a.m. with my parents asleep next door: that sign can't stop me because I can't read
41:17 that’s why they call him Hoops McGee!
To everyone saying Mark said the n-word at 31:36, he didn't. He said "it's my turn to go". If you see people commenting that he did please calmy and kindly correct them. Please and ty 😊
Can I have a timestamp?
I tend to just ignore them. I think most are just trolling
Sara Wadsworth it’s 31:37
And it realy sounded like he said the n-word at first to me😅😂
@@sarawadsworth3449 yeah I should probably put a timestamp, ty
thanks i was scrolling to see what other people said
2:42 - that moment when both of them are holding Markiplier's balls. 🤣
25:40 little did Mark know he would make what he sought
unus
48:51 Mark comes flying out of the cloud like a damn hero.
Obi-Wan Kenobi but you were the chosen one!!
Mark: "My turn to go!"
*Dies immediately*
Real talk I thought it was "My turn n-" for like the slightest second but knew better immediately after.
Mithril KnightX samee, I got so shook
Mithril KnightX I got so scared
@@mithrilknightx4681 i was so shook and had to play it like twice oof
@@mithrilknightx4681 Same lmaooo
25:41 the first drilldo
Bob: When I’m scared I go for the hole.
Jack: I feel like I’m getting a prostate exam right now...
Mark: DRilLdO
Most underrated and underappreciated joke in this whole video: drilldo
Upon googling there's 2 variants.
1) A brand name type attachment set for a hand-held reciprocating saw. This allows you to change the saw from a sawing tool into a thrusting tool.
2) Silicon drills used generally as attachments on BDSM style sexmachines. You get strapped in and, well, I assume you can imagine the rest.
Why would you google that?
@@ONLY_RR7 Curiosity?
@@DraconicDuelist thanks chief
the forbidden dildo number 2
"*Frenching intensifies*"
- Bob 2019
Mr Sandwich keep this at 69 likes please
Metal Vortex Ah damn, I missed it :(
Let’s go for 420
53:32 Not only does the game turns you into french but also a Gorilla.
Mark: WHAT EVEN AM I?
ME:Geodude
Ï don't need friends, they dissapoint me" - Relatable Jack Quote
Darknova its from a vineeeee
I’ve got a felling he might feel left out.
OLD meme
@@quinnvuncannon6191 it's not from vine, it's from a old commercial audition. Damn Zommers
@@Ganjamm Ok Boomer.
We need to explain why this is so awe- AHHHHHHHH
Bob: *explains*
My brain: *explodes from confusion*
Mark: IM COMING THROUGH HERE
bob: holy shit “laughs”
Jack: shocked
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"This is friendship Mark!"
100% how I met my best friend, he just kidnapped me one day
I met mine by shoving him on the floor in 1st grade just because he was in my way.
Well a kid cut part of my ear of with scissors in kindergarden...
We're not really friends, but we know each other...
Mine came up to me randomly in second grade and asked me if I liked Sonic the Hedgehog. Luckily I did and happened to be playing one of the games at the time lol
I couldn't imagine life without him
Mine chased me around the playground in 6th grade and randomly started talking to me, to this day I still don't know why
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I wonder if this is how Geodudes live their everyday life.
Lol this is just three geodude bros living their best lives in a cave somewhere in Kanto.
So true
I was just about to say some shit about Geodude
don't Geodudes float?
@@jameshay668 Yes, I've never understood that.
40:39, Bob has some skills!!! XD