Heave Ho MEGA EPISODE w/ Jack, Bob, Wade

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  • čas přidán 13. 11. 2019
  • NEW CLOAK GEAR HERE ►► cloakbrand.com/
    The gang's all here in Heave Ho! This MEGA EPISODE has so many funny moments and just non-stop insanity the whole way through! Get ready for non-stop laughter and screaming!
    JACK ► / jacksepticeye
    WADE ► / lordminion777
    BOB ► / muyskerm
    PLAY HEAVE HO ► store.steampowered.com/app/90...
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
    Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  Před 4 lety +30139

    My big brain promos are SO much better than Sean's... They're so good you don't even need to see anything from Mr. JackSepticEye to know how amazing our new collection is gonna be. Just hop on over to cloakbrand.com/ and see for yourself

    • @youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537
      @youtubeaccountcausewhynot1537 Před 4 lety +749

      that was perfection

    • @juan_tong_592
      @juan_tong_592 Před 4 lety +267

      EARLY, FUCK YEAH!!

    • @maxvolume72
      @maxvolume72 Před 4 lety +632

      Jack's louder, so his voice is heard by more

    • @KathiEOSp
      @KathiEOSp Před 4 lety +300

      Unexpectedly great intro

    • @raycat9301
      @raycat9301 Před 4 lety +201

      Almost everything was sold out 😣 its to fashionable for its own good. Its a shame since that orange hoodie was totally my style.😔😥😍

  • @emmahale7513
    @emmahale7513 Před 4 lety +6820

    Bob: “NOT TO HARD NOT TOO FAST”
    Wade: “I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!! I’M MARRIED”

  • @pinkkiwicosplay
    @pinkkiwicosplay Před 4 lety +9710

    Jack: WADE NO!!
    Mark: WADE NO!!
    Bob: WADE NO!!
    Wade: *confused screaming*

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta Před 4 lety +328

      This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Most videos with Wade recently involve him inadvertently sabotaging himself and everyone else.
      We need more Pogostuck, Heave Ho, and Monopoly. Comedy gold.

    • @orphic3962
      @orphic3962 Před 4 lety +19

      Rigatoni Pasta yassssss that would be so funny

    • @KuraYou
      @KuraYou Před 4 lety +29

      This perfectly sums the video up. XD

    • @MickasLOL
      @MickasLOL Před 4 lety +15

      That's quite litteraly what happens during the whole episode

    • @AnimeNut101
      @AnimeNut101 Před 4 lety +38

      @@rigatonipasta don't forget UNO. Really wish a new episode w/ all 4 of them would happen.

  • @youtr4ee
    @youtr4ee Před rokem +5977

    Mark: The Middle son
    Jack: The Oldest son
    Bob: The father
    Wade: The toddler that just wants to be included

    • @tylerhathaway8115
      @tylerhathaway8115 Před rokem +12

      hola soy dora

    • @eliaswilford6887
      @eliaswilford6887 Před rokem +179

      this is comment aged well cause Bob is actually a father now haha

    • @User2jn
      @User2jn Před rokem +63

      Their patience and cooperation despite wade being bad at the game really shows their friendship

    • @swirlyorange847
      @swirlyorange847 Před rokem +44

      The father the son and the holy ghost and the lost man XD

    • @shyfoxfeatherhere6446
      @shyfoxfeatherhere6446 Před rokem +19

      @@swirlyorange847 the men I admire most, and Wade.
      the song reference doesn't really work with four people

  • @EponineGraydeChagny
    @EponineGraydeChagny Před rokem +2979

    Mark: COIN
    Bob: I DON'T NEED YOU LOSERS
    Wade: WAIT FOR ME
    Jack: *ANGUISHED NOISES*
    These four need to play this again; it's comedy gold - I could barely breathe the first time I saw this video because I was laughing so hard😆

  • @vxreme
    @vxreme Před 4 lety +4719

    Bob: The savior
    Mark: The over achiever
    Jack: trying his best
    Wade: why

    • @destinyraine4087
      @destinyraine4087 Před 4 lety +23

      Love this

    • @analanderos3322
      @analanderos3322 Před 4 lety +84

      More like Bob is the sane and smart one, Mark is the angry/bully to Everyone
      Jack is the joker, and the dumb/silly one (no offense he's just sometimes makes mistakes lmfao wade is the baby and the bullied one

    • @oinkoinkblast9000
      @oinkoinkblast9000 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm wade. Haha.

    • @dwaynemartin73
      @dwaynemartin73 Před 4 lety +58

      Bro Jack wasnt ALWAYS being silly, he started to fúcking RAGE at the end lol.

    • @thelittleuglycaterpillar2061
      @thelittleuglycaterpillar2061 Před 4 lety +29

      I think jack is more of the rage monster XD

  • @youngproductions4152
    @youngproductions4152 Před 4 lety +8972

    Mark, Bob, Jack: teamwork
    Mark, Bob, Jack, Wade: absolute chaos

  • @snowballthepro2926
    @snowballthepro2926 Před rokem +1480

    Mark: greedy man’s fallacy. Play really good until prospects of money appear, then focus entirely on that.
    Bob: thinking man’s fallacy. Think of a single plan and put it into action. Any faults will result in failure.
    Jack: blind man’s fallacy. Cut straight to the chase and go forward. Planning or looking before you leap is for suckers.
    Wade: drowning man’s fallacy. Fail at every single attempt and throw yourself on someone else and hope it works.

    • @jandjproductions2817
      @jandjproductions2817 Před 10 měsíci +22

      love this. reminds me of Ryan Beard

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 9 měsíci +35

      Wade would be throwing fish to sharks

    • @eternal_empire5347
      @eternal_empire5347 Před 9 měsíci +9

      Yes.

    • @Snakeshift
      @Snakeshift Před 8 měsíci +18

      Very concise and clear explanation of these, great to read 👍

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Před 8 měsíci +36

      "Drowning man fallacy"...
      I see what you've done, well done

  • @riyahthehuman
    @riyahthehuman Před 2 lety +2906

    54:10
    Bob: “I got your left hand jack”
    *Completely misses left hand*
    Jack: “ DO YOU!?!”

    • @zachthahunter5857
      @zachthahunter5857 Před rokem +7

      only liking bc of the tsui

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh Před 6 měsíci +2

      That is indeed a part of the video.

    • @qqpascal
      @qqpascal Před 6 měsíci +1

      making me think of the kung-fu panda meme 😂😂

  • @somniumwingz6858
    @somniumwingz6858 Před 3 lety +4260

    Jack this entire time: **DETERMINED IN IRISH**
    Edit-
    Mark: middle child
    Wade: youngest child
    Jack: oldest child
    Bob: the tired dad

  • @thunderthumbs697
    @thunderthumbs697 Před 3 lety +827

    EVERY SINGLE Death shown on camera:
    *Mark* : 86
    *Bob* : 83
    *Wade* : 111
    *Jack* : 95

  • @AldousBurner
    @AldousBurner Před rokem +595

    "it's not hard, we're just dumb"
    this pretty much describes every one of their videos together

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus Před 5 měsíci +3

      LMAO, I just realized that that quote Mark made, which was around 8:59, really does sum up every video like this.

  • @angeld6387
    @angeld6387 Před rokem +481

    bob's little "excellent" at 1:04:21 and then immediately dropping them got me so bad while I was drinking water I think I saw death for a second

  • @brookemadden3382
    @brookemadden3382 Před 4 lety +3884

    Mark: no touchy
    Jack: solo master
    Bob: runs from Wade
    Wade: grabs everything and everyone

    • @repwashere
      @repwashere Před 4 lety +148

      Mark is a Gold coin addict

    • @anujayabandu572
      @anujayabandu572 Před 4 lety +25

      Gemholderia Tube and egg

    • @havenops3209
      @havenops3209 Před 4 lety +46

      Looks like Bob here is the solo master

    • @KaiserDreadlord
      @KaiserDreadlord Před 4 lety +52

      more of:
      Bob: Solo Master
      Jack: Always make Mistakes
      Mark: Runs from Everyone
      Wade: Is so bad he crashes at the beginning of the game

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 Před 4 lety +19

      Wade: grabs everything that hinders him and others and nothing that he should grab

  • @nattynatman2041
    @nattynatman2041 Před 4 lety +4997

    Mark and Bob: **Shout at Wade**
    Sean: **Shouts at everyone**
    Wade: **Shouts as himself**

  • @Trashposterhere
    @Trashposterhere Před rokem +1009

    31:55 is my favorite moment
    “Wade let go”
    “Ok”
    *let’s go taking Bob with him*

    • @masaniroberts2495
      @masaniroberts2495 Před 11 měsíci +26

      The worst thing about that is bob also let go and even said “alright” 😂😂 when he wasn’t supposed to let go 😂😂😂

    • @fabulousfurryfreak2383
      @fabulousfurryfreak2383 Před 3 měsíci

      "I'm a monkey's paw of sorts." - George Wade Barnes

  • @kimtan0627
    @kimtan0627 Před rokem +879

    1:06:40 Bob screaming “Help him! Help him you animals!!” i don’t know why but that almost killed me laughing!!

  • @subzerosugar7161
    @subzerosugar7161 Před 3 lety +4081

    Everyone: laughing as they spin
    Sean: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @noelleumina1181
    @noelleumina1181 Před 2 lety +6527

    Mark: **only cares about the coin**
    Bob: **Only cares about finishing**
    Wade: **Only cares about being included**
    Jack: "_*I WANT TO MURDER*_"

  • @allhailthesqloint
    @allhailthesqloint Před 2 lety +883

    27:47
    Mark: *threatens wade with fire*
    Wade: *runs away*
    Mark: WADE WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME!?

    • @maggiemccauslin1084
      @maggiemccauslin1084 Před rokem +5

      😂😂

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +15

      Markiplier uses threat it was SUPER effective
      Foe Wade ran away Markiplier is now level 33

    • @SDoggo
      @SDoggo Před rokem +20

      Mark: *I WILL BURN YOU*
      Wade: *leaves*
      Mark: WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME!?!

  • @joshsyx
    @joshsyx Před rokem +381

    1:04:53 i cant take this anymore, everybody's screaming and jack just weeeeeeeing in the background🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christina3537
    @christina3537 Před 4 lety +1999

    jack: “video games don’t cause violence”
    also jack: “I! WANT! TO! MURDER!”

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei Před 4 lety +73

      Thats not the game itself thats just wade

    • @clay9516
      @clay9516 Před 4 lety +61

      Not to mention
      Also Jack: “I will kill your first born...”

    • @casswashwash1070
      @casswashwash1070 Před 4 lety +4

      Prickly Pear last level wasn’t wade fault

    • @ragingoverwatch3052
      @ragingoverwatch3052 Před 4 lety +5

      Casswash Wash it was. Wade was the one that pissed him off

    • @juubi249
      @juubi249 Před 4 lety +5

      That's more Wade than video games

  • @daveyjones6136
    @daveyjones6136 Před 4 lety +4137

    Jack: "He's a liability"
    Wade: "Who?"
    Wade: *dies*

  • @thegamingsnail5119
    @thegamingsnail5119 Před rokem +361

    44:48
    The little high-five sound when their hands collided made that interaction 10x funnier.

    • @isaiah6912
      @isaiah6912 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Reminds me of that one Henry Stickman video

    • @1littleman59
      @1littleman59 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@isaiah6912 I was looking for a comment like this, charles and henry's interactions in completeing the mission are some of the funniest in the entire series.

  • @thegreatsuspect
    @thegreatsuspect Před rokem +551

    57:40 is leads up to one of my favorite lines from Sean, after both Wade, and Mark sacrifice the party trying to get the coin. "The FUCKING greed!!" 😂 Kills me every time.

  • @baphy_bxtch
    @baphy_bxtch Před 4 lety +5252

    This whole video in one line:
    “DONT TOUCH ME WADE”

    • @aurora9726
      @aurora9726 Před 4 lety +36

      Omg it was so funny😂

    • @DeepShadedGlassesGuy
      @DeepShadedGlassesGuy Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shawnwelch7371
      @shawnwelch7371 Před 4 lety +9

      I found wade annoying af

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth Před 4 lety +112

      @@shawnwelch7371 - Then you take it too seriously. Wade is practically a troll in these types of games, whose sole purpose is to pull everyone else to their deaths, lol.

    • @kashanakram5592
      @kashanakram5592 Před 4 lety +74

      @@Avarioth without him ,it wouldn't be this funny

  • @nuggetofiron5786
    @nuggetofiron5786 Před 4 lety +3452

    Mark: *G E T T H E C O I N*
    Sean: Screw everyone and everything
    Bob: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer move
    Wade: *It’s free real estate*

  • @TacoQueen33
    @TacoQueen33 Před rokem +223

    18:48
    Mark: It's fine-
    *Group lets go at bad time*
    All four of them: WHOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320

    44:34 "you're riding on the success of better men" what a raw line

  • @seanknapp1654
    @seanknapp1654 Před 4 lety +5457

    Trying to reach the goal: 0% coordination.
    Trying to leave wade behind: 99999999% Coordination.

    • @ecksspot8497
      @ecksspot8497 Před 4 lety +25

      Where's the other 1%?

    • @datdeadbaby3216
      @datdeadbaby3216 Před 4 lety +23

      That’s decimals honey

    • @wildwyatt2199
      @wildwyatt2199 Před 4 lety +47

      @@datdeadbaby3216 Did you really reply to a comment that was posted a while ago, just to give yourself an excuse to call someone honey? e.e

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 Před 4 lety +19

      Ecks · Dee that 1%is them working with wade

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha Před 3 lety +2

      Accurate XD

  • @picturepickle4992
    @picturepickle4992 Před 4 lety +1482

    1:04:56 Everyone: *yelling at each other*
    Jack somewhat calmly: eeeeeeee

    • @missyzalgo6738
      @missyzalgo6738 Před 4 lety +27

      I can relate😂

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 Před 4 lety +4

      I would like your comment, but it's the perfect 666

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 Před 4 lety +7

      That was definitely among my top favourite moments😂

    • @dallasfoxkaiju
      @dallasfoxkaiju Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @qpluto
      @qpluto Před 4 lety +13

      1:06:20
      Jack to Bob: *wanna play a game*

  • @ironcladnomad5639
    @ironcladnomad5639 Před rokem +823

    Mark: *panic mode engaged*
    Bob: *laugh mode engaged*
    Wade: *sabotage mode engaged*
    Sean: *rage mode engaged*

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 Před rokem +202

    57:56 *”CHILL HIGHER!”*
    My favorite line lmao

  • @unusaaaaannus
    @unusaaaaannus Před 4 lety +4776

    Mark and Jack: *do their own things*
    A year later: *start associating with each other and IMMEDIATELY start fighting over who has the better promo*

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Před 4 lety +237

      Xew DiBenedetto they have always associated, it’s just been secret, Jack and Mark are the same person Mark Fishbach and Sean whateverhislastnameis are actually fake, the real name is Tom, Tom is coming for us all

    • @DQ_mp3
      @DQ_mp3 Před 4 lety +38

      Foxy 02016 oh no! Not TOM!!

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 Před 4 lety +24

      @@Foxy02016 Sean McLochin (something like that)

    • @potator8851
      @potator8851 Před 4 lety +50

      XilogexGX Sean McGlocklin

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 Před 4 lety +4

      @@potator8851 Is it actually spelled that way? I'm sure it's not, just a pronunciation.

  • @xern4460
    @xern4460 Před 4 lety +2633

    (Spawns into a circus)
    Bob: “Why are we in-“
    Jack: *”Soviet Russia?”*

    • @nyx9844
      @nyx9844 Před 4 lety +59

      THE BEST PART IS I WAS LITERALLY THINKING SOVIET RUSSIA AND THEN JACK FUCKING SAID SOVIET RUSSIA AND I WAS LIKE SAME??? OMG???!!! LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @faithlewis1661
      @faithlewis1661 Před 4 lety +15

      I was thinking this same thing lol like “what? Okay I guess...”

    • @its_dooopy6067
      @its_dooopy6067 Před 4 lety +1

      lol

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Před 4 lety +6

      *Insert here "In Soviet Russia" meme*

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 Před 4 lety +17

      @@coffee-with-sprats *In Soviet Russia circus spawns in YOU*

  • @ishakasey4823
    @ishakasey4823 Před 2 lety +340

    1:04:24
    “Lower, lower, lower” *detaches* “excellent”
    *mark,sean and bob die*
    THIS PART HAS HAD ME WHEEZING FOR 5MINS

  • @emilyrobinson4103
    @emilyrobinson4103 Před rokem +391

    I love how Wade is clearly the little brother trying to join in with his older siblings

  • @sadchild5865
    @sadchild5865 Před 3 lety +4598

    Beginning: *Teamwork makes the Dreamwork*
    20 minutes later: "LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKERS!"

    • @AadenKDragon
      @AadenKDragon Před 2 lety +84

      Every group project ever

    • @Arquea_Lucus_Wolven
      @Arquea_Lucus_Wolven Před 2 lety +67

      @@AadenKDragon Ah yes, then there's that one person that does all the work while everyone else does a Wade and grabs on for a fun ride

    • @AadenKDragon
      @AadenKDragon Před 2 lety +13

      @@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven exactly!

    • @duhitznick_m9737
      @duhitznick_m9737 Před 2 lety +3

      lmao

    • @jeremiah6945
      @jeremiah6945 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Arquea_Lucus_Wolven I'm not even gonna lie that sounds like what I would do XD

  • @FranciscoMartinez-pj3pz
    @FranciscoMartinez-pj3pz Před 4 lety +1773

    "Seán doesn't even wear clothes"
    Mark: *Starts clothes company with Seán*

    • @zedries
      @zedries Před 4 lety +7

      That was the point

    • @yami_leke
      @yami_leke Před 4 lety +21

      Francisco Martinez “Doesn’t know how to wear clothes”

    • @nikkigriffin6441
      @nikkigriffin6441 Před 4 lety +38

      Francisco Martinez meanwhile mark never wears pants.

    • @roquefort788
      @roquefort788 Před 4 lety +31

      "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess. "

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester Před 4 lety +6

      Just because you have a clothing company doesn't necessarily mean you WEAR clothes

  • @starboy3860
    @starboy3860 Před rokem +136

    Jack: Don't you fuckin' dare
    Wade: **Dares**

    • @hamham_1437
      @hamham_1437 Před rokem

      rlly do be like that

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před 10 měsíci

      Princess Jasmine: How dare you?

  • @sclint1427
    @sclint1427 Před rokem +86

    17:28
    It still amazes me to this day that they were in a clump of messiness and then it unraveled into a perfect chain and they finished it first try

    • @ash_8947
      @ash_8947 Před 4 měsíci +1

      its literally my roman empire

  • @kempma91
    @kempma91 Před 4 lety +4997

    Mark: I’m so Much better at promoting clothes than Sean.
    Me: Sure Mark....actually I hate to agree

    • @EBOLAVlRUS
      @EBOLAVlRUS Před 4 lety +32

      ur last name tho

    • @MewBunny
      @MewBunny Před 4 lety +7

      Yup 😂

    • @KT-oy3fy
      @KT-oy3fy Před 4 lety +5

      The intro made me lol

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah Same here...
      Sorry Jack, I love you! xD

    • @kempma91
      @kempma91 Před 4 lety +27

      @@EBOLAVlRUS My last name is awesome

  • @perriwinkleiii5361
    @perriwinkleiii5361 Před 4 lety +1705

    Bob: playing the game
    Sean: trying really hard
    Mark: COIN
    Wade: oh hey there, guys *proceeds to drag everyone into the abyss*

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit Před 4 lety +22

      Bob: speed demon

    • @jameslance5511
      @jameslance5511 Před 4 lety +12

      But when mark and bob try to mess up wade and jack it actually helps

    • @HeartzieHearts
      @HeartzieHearts Před 4 lety +1

      1k likes

    • @jennifermckenzie5632
      @jennifermckenzie5632 Před 4 lety +3

      Wade: _ruining everyone's game and being very unneeded_
      jk i love wade but he can be... that
      also
      *_DuMb DuMb BaLlOoN_*

    • @Fightmema9
      @Fightmema9 Před 4 lety

      don't let Artorias hear you say Abyss he'll flip XD. literally, have you seen that man's sword skills!

  • @toastydevil
    @toastydevil Před rokem +129

    17:25 this level shows just how much Jack carried them all. He coordinated, tossed, and protected all of them and made it to the end.

  • @tajlordfex8493
    @tajlordfex8493 Před rokem +665

    I still rewatch this from time to time just because this video is that good.

    • @spacepotatoes744
      @spacepotatoes744 Před rokem +9

      Same 😂

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 Před rokem +20

      It's these videos such as scrap mechanic, speed runners and prop hunt where they play together that always has me coming back to laugh

    • @kogumogokie
      @kogumogokie Před rokem +5

      IT MAKES MY GUTS HURT😭😭😭😭

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před rokem +2

      ​@@wumbosaurus9121 sameee

    • @sheevpalpatine2231
      @sheevpalpatine2231 Před rokem +2

      Literally me rn

  • @chadderbug7587
    @chadderbug7587 Před 3 lety +1928

    Wade: "WHERE AM I???!!!"
    Jack: "You're riding on the success of better men"
    Best quote from Sean

    • @ayerahijazi7119
      @ayerahijazi7119 Před 3 lety +42

      he had so many epic lines in this video

    • @BustingKidzOut
      @BustingKidzOut Před 3 lety +35

      "Get away from me you fuckin"
      *stops talking before he says something very mean

    • @ShinnVX
      @ShinnVX Před 3 lety +1

      Saber? what are you doing here?

    • @rina6539
      @rina6539 Před 3 lety +29

      "I WANT TO MURDER!!!!"

    • @arachid5747
      @arachid5747 Před 3 lety +1

      Not that good

  • @rokenzo_
    @rokenzo_ Před 3 lety +3659

    Mark: The Coin Collector
    Bob: The Professional
    Wade: The Idiot (no harm)
    Jack: The "GET THE FU** OFF ME!" Type of Person

  • @Yeatisoverrated
    @Yeatisoverrated Před rokem +161

    41:33 I fucking lost my shit when Jack threw the coin

    • @simplycha0s
      @simplycha0s Před rokem +17

      “Watch this watch this … HWWOOOP”
      *coin yeets into the sky* 😂😂

    • @Sphemus
      @Sphemus Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@simplycha0s That too, away from the victory region. XDXD

  • @ceceskinner9711
    @ceceskinner9711 Před rokem +384

    Sean screaming ‘WEEEE’ every time he fell had me cackling

  • @ronmathewjoe
    @ronmathewjoe Před 4 lety +618

    Mark: Interesting.
    Sean: Gamers!
    Bob: *french noises*
    Wade: First try!
    Everyone: *_CHILL_*

  • @jakekayll3214
    @jakekayll3214 Před 4 lety +681

    the sheer hatred for wade not being able to do anything or being stuck with him, is the funniest thing ever.
    I'm sitting here howling at this whole thing, I'm honestly in tears

    • @eclipticpeak8452
      @eclipticpeak8452 Před 4 lety +1

      I haent

    • @eclipticpeak8452
      @eclipticpeak8452 Před 4 lety +18

      I haven't laughed this hard is years no hyperbole

    • @katcochrane4963
      @katcochrane4963 Před 4 lety +17

      Honestly same 😂
      wade sees friend: IS it free real estate? :D
      Mark/Bob/Sean/: OH heck NO

    • @TheAncientFae
      @TheAncientFae Před 4 lety +9

      I was watching this and I couldn't stop laughing so my mom just went "What you're watching can't be that funny". But I ignored her and kept watching

    • @no_name4415
      @no_name4415 Před 4 lety +15

      this entire video is just summed up into one big ol' "DONT YOU FUCKING DARE WADE-"

  • @KandyElla
    @KandyElla Před rokem +368

    1:04:52 omg that's the funnest shit ever and Sean continually dieing while the others are shouting at each other.

  • @jackvanpelt9812
    @jackvanpelt9812 Před rokem +59

    46:54
    Wade: *keeps dying*
    Bob: Can I get out and go help him or somethin’?
    Mark: Why are we forgetting something?

  • @kindmuffin3236
    @kindmuffin3236 Před 4 lety +569

    Literally the whole game summarized:
    "WADE get the Hell OFF ME!"

  • @rainajohnson9414
    @rainajohnson9414 Před 4 lety +2446

    The whole video:
    DONT TOUCH ME WADE
    LET GO OF ME WADE
    WADE, NO
    OTHER WAY WADE
    Jack: IM GONNA MURDER YOU WADE
    Bob: STOP IT WADE
    Mark: WAAAAAAADDDDDEEEE!

    • @carrotnoises6981
      @carrotnoises6981 Před 4 lety +67

      WADE *_CLIMB_*

    • @melaninbarbiee_8
      @melaninbarbiee_8 Před 4 lety +7

      Orange TM Lmfaoooo😂😂😂😂

    • @rubenholtrop3130
      @rubenholtrop3130 Před 4 lety +5

      Tbh, mark is kinda toxic these days.

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 Před 4 lety +35

      Ruben Holtrop Mmmm... Lots of other CZcamsrs, especially anonymous commenters, are toxic. I don’t really find Mark toxic...

    • @rynnroses3621
      @rynnroses3621 Před 4 lety +3

      666 likes
      Edit: nvrmind someone just had to like the comment just before I commented this

  • @GirlRussellR
    @GirlRussellR Před rokem +134

    1:10:13 is probably one of the funniest parts of the video just hearing Mark scream at Wade and when the pich of his voice goes up while he's saying "gimme up gimme up UP UP! UP!!!!" is so funny to me

  • @Nakidoricovers2006
    @Nakidoricovers2006 Před rokem +111

    My favorite Scene:
    Bob: I gotcha I gotcha
    Mark: Thank you
    *Doesn't catch*
    Mark: *Falling*
    lmaoooo

  • @mariah892
    @mariah892 Před 3 lety +2538

    Mark: “That man doesn’t even know the first thing about wearing clothes!”
    Also Mark: *makes NUDE calendar*

  • @whales2983
    @whales2983 Před 3 lety +4455

    markiplier 2019: i'm so much better at promoting than seán, he can't even wear clothes
    markiplier 2020: promotes cloak with his fly down

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana6456 Před rokem +166

    38:54
    Jack: “I’m bringing him back, he’s a liability”
    Wade: “who? AAAAAAAAAAHH-“

  • @LaneGamesYT
    @LaneGamesYT Před rokem +47

    Most underrated quote here:
    Bob: "Whoa whoa whoa, not too high, not too fast!"
    Wade: "I know what I'm doing!
    ......
    ..... I'm married."

  • @antione2229
    @antione2229 Před 4 lety +1981

    “I know how to *do* it!”
    Quietly,: “I’m married.”
    -Wade

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe Před 4 lety +73

      As the reply to "Not too fast, Wade" that is 😄😏

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev Před 4 lety +638

    Wade: taps Jack slightly
    Jack: *DON’T YOU F*CKING DARE!*

    • @Lukeyboi_
      @Lukeyboi_ Před 4 lety +9

      Tapped him slightly? I thought it was a punch/slap in the nuts.

    • @pamelasomers3942
      @pamelasomers3942 Před 4 lety +9

      They act like siblings

    • @v3nustvrs298
      @v3nustvrs298 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought he slapped seans ass

    • @bigbirdscousin8596
      @bigbirdscousin8596 Před 4 lety +4

      That's why Jack doesn't have Corona cause if anybody tries to touch him (except his GF) he would give them a death sentence

  • @courtneysgroi5233
    @courtneysgroi5233 Před rokem +94

    Sean: "WADE CLIMB!"
    Wade: "WEEEEEE" *makes Bob die*

  • @l0wl1fe29
    @l0wl1fe29 Před rokem +65

    1:04:52 those constant quiet jack screams while he continuously dies😂😂😂

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 Před 4 lety +3229

    mark: "Sean doesn't know a thing about wearing clothes"
    also mark: doesn't wear pants when recording

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 Před 3 lety +5404

    This whole video has *major **_"Trying to get home after a night out drinking with the boys"_** vibes*

    • @ShinySahil
      @ShinySahil Před 2 lety +51

      A strawberry milkshake from IKEA

    • @KQJ_Diya007
      @KQJ_Diya007 Před 2 lety +10

      Lmfao fr

    • @ieatrice9795
      @ieatrice9795 Před 2 lety +6

      Honestly lol

    • @loganadamy5343
      @loganadamy5343 Před 2 lety +56

      and wade is just the friend that waaaaay to much to drink and is getting the rest in trouble because of it

    • @marronbrennan4442
      @marronbrennan4442 Před 2 lety +29

      OMG YES and wade was definitely the drunkest 💀

  • @mackenzienooning4236
    @mackenzienooning4236 Před rokem +399

    I love the multiple "eHhHhHhH"'s from Jack as he is falling, they just get sadder and sadder each time. (1:04:53)

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun Před rokem +11

      eeEEEeee

    • @NexGenSaiyan21
      @NexGenSaiyan21 Před rokem +8

      EEEeeeEee

    • @ShipperTrash
      @ShipperTrash Před 11 měsíci +7

      It was the hardest I laughed at this video, the scream is just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

    • @Heisbbss
      @Heisbbss Před 11 měsíci +4

      Bro i was on the ground crying

    • @Elliot0103
      @Elliot0103 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Just saw the part where he gets shat on by the bird...perfection👌😂😂

  • @MnMJax
    @MnMJax Před 8 měsíci +14

    Seán's "don't you FUCKING dare" at 26:41 when wade tries to grab him, and then the immediate Uno reverse card of just yeeting him into the goal 😂😂😂

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 Před 4 lety +596

    Jack: **wears cloak because he wants to**
    Mark: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @tapee3096
    @tapee3096 Před 3 lety +4564

    Mark: I WANT THE COIN
    Sean: F*CK THE COOOIIN
    Bob: WAAAADEEEEEE
    Wade: *confused screaching*

  • @elizabethdawn7502
    @elizabethdawn7502 Před rokem +63

    36:17 had me crying with laughter i rewatched it so many times holy heck

  • @robindabank5472
    @robindabank5472 Před rokem +162

    Mark: the coin!
    Bob: I’m better then you
    Jack: murder
    Wade: h e l p

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 Před 2 lety +3332

    Bob: Reckless pro
    Seán: Cautious pro
    Mark: Clumsy pro
    Wade: Comedic dumbass

    • @sedronee741
      @sedronee741 Před 2 lety +56

      Wade is the best at horror games to be fair.

    • @frostykinkajou5346
      @frostykinkajou5346 Před 2 lety +71

      @@sedronee741 Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Markiplier The King Of Five Nights At Freddy's?

    • @sedronee741
      @sedronee741 Před 2 lety +7

      @@frostykinkajou5346 Ew please god no. I don't like the series. Besides, what's a lord to a king? And again, Wade is the best at horror because on his channel, he only seems to play horror. Unlike Mark who primarily plays it during halloween through winter. Which is smart marketing.

    • @frostykinkajou5346
      @frostykinkajou5346 Před 2 lety +68

      @@sedronee741 ...... its a joke bro

    • @saigey
      @saigey Před 2 lety +43

      @@sedronee741 bro??

  • @bobbybologna3029
    @bobbybologna3029 Před 4 lety +1594

    Mark: **Yelling at Wade**
    Wade: **Quietly laughing really hard to himself**

  • @TWDub
    @TWDub Před rokem +20

    6:10 - "Do you guys trust me? 3, 2, 1 and here, WE'RE GOING!" (team flies down into the void) - Mark

  • @abigailtrottier5860
    @abigailtrottier5860 Před rokem +40

    This video gives off "ice age dodos trying to grab the watermelon" energy and I love it!

    • @dohvah
      @dohvah Před rokem +5

      Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing

  • @nopelol883
    @nopelol883 Před 4 lety +1494

    *Mark, bob and wade yelling and screaming*
    Jack:“WEEEeEeEeEeEee!!!”

  • @eragonawesome
    @eragonawesome Před rokem +42

    Sean: "He's a fucking liability"
    Wade, in the process of dying: "Who? Ahhhhh!"

  • @catsandbooks3972
    @catsandbooks3972 Před rokem +42

    Wade: Where am I?!
    Sean: You’re riding on the success of better men.
    This is officially the best thing Sean has ever said.

  • @piddlestickss
    @piddlestickss Před 3 lety +2327

    Alternate title: Single Mom Bob Tries to Control His Three Children

    • @Atsuiv
      @Atsuiv Před 3 lety +25

      Das facts.

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe Před 3 lety +25

      I didn’t notice it the first time I watched, but you’re so right.

    • @asetheticaii3001
      @asetheticaii3001 Před 3 lety +10

      "single mom" and "his children"
      do not go together

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo Před 3 lety +32

      @@asetheticaii3001 so?

    • @adsfdadsfwe9671
      @adsfdadsfwe9671 Před 3 lety +37

      and Mark is like the teen that tries his best to help out with them

  • @skittlezkawaii5604
    @skittlezkawaii5604 Před rokem +127

    Years later and Im STILL dying

    • @kolewelch5148
      @kolewelch5148 Před rokem +4

      the power went out at my house and it’s cold as hell so i’m watching this absurd video to distract myself

    • @mckenzietuttle418
      @mckenzietuttle418 Před rokem +3

      Same though 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Itspulchra
      @Itspulchra Před rokem +2

      Sameee! 🤣💀 we had a pet death in the family last night so to help me cheer up, I watched this and I went from crying to laughing so hard.

  • @xero_tx2275
    @xero_tx2275 Před rokem +82

    "Don't let go of my gooch"
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @livyturtle1265
    @livyturtle1265 Před 4 lety +551

    Mark: ....exists
    Wade: Is this a free ride????
    ------------
    Jack: actually playing
    Bob: šūìçīdė

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 Před 4 lety +784

    Mark, Bob and Jack in the first episode: "wow this is really calming" "it's a team building game"
    This episode: **incoherent shouting**

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 Před 4 lety +35

      It was the inclusion of the dipshit wild card that is Wade.

    • @thelikebutton1015
      @thelikebutton1015 Před 4 lety

      Not fucking true

    • @adrianacrfilm
      @adrianacrfilm Před 4 lety +6

      *its all wades fault*!!!!

    • @erikwoodruff5643
      @erikwoodruff5643 Před 4 lety +1

      @@adrianacrfilm exactly. I love he half the yelling was at Wade. Specifically "WADE!!!!!!!!!"

    • @lunag.1521
      @lunag.1521 Před 4 lety

      @@thelikebutton1015 u sure about that?

  • @v0idbandofficial
    @v0idbandofficial Před rokem +58

    27:48 mark sounds so sincere lmao

  • @danivee8572
    @danivee8572 Před 2 lety +85

    The rewatchability of this video is amazing. What a cheer-up

  • @pumpkinpatchtash4439
    @pumpkinpatchtash4439 Před 4 lety +1613

    Mark, Jack, Bob and Wade: Screaming and laughing all at once
    My serotonin: lets fuCKING GOOOOOOO

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Před 4 lety +1960

    _jack's irish rage was the absolute cherry on top i was c r y i n g_
    *"DON'T YOU FOOKIN DARE"*

  • @Sphemus
    @Sphemus Před 6 měsíci +7

    31:02
    Mark: Hey, Bob.
    Bob: Hey, Mark.
    I like how Mark & Bob do this casual greeting everytime they encounter together in Heave Ho.

  • @DillonCola
    @DillonCola Před 9 měsíci +27

    43:15 Bob’s French chef noises will ALWAYS be my favorite 😂

  • @LazariArts
    @LazariArts Před 4 lety +580

    Wade: *I have a headache from laughing too hard*
    Mark: *I have a headache from dealing with you, Wade..*

    • @Tivallia9010
      @Tivallia9010 Před 4 lety +1

      Isnt that every video with the two?

    • @maki_loser1667
      @maki_loser1667 Před 4 lety

      That's true friendship right there

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 Před 4 lety +1

      Wade is always bullied by the gang online, he's just used to it.

    • @hellsniper6116
      @hellsniper6116 Před 4 lety

      im like mark is to wade with my siblings

  • @KY-eu5mk
    @KY-eu5mk Před 2 lety +3363

    This whole video in less than five words:
    “GET OFF ME WADE!!!”

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok Před rokem +14

    10:00 Jack did say "ok, just leave the momentum to me"
    Seconds later he says "did you hear me say 'ok'?"
    They probably did Jack

  • @allid2228
    @allid2228 Před rokem +56

    Wade's shrieks at 18:14 had me dying for some reason omg

  • @ShonaS
    @ShonaS Před 2 lety +2373

    42:18
    here we see 4 cavemen attempting complex communication, unfortunatly, they are all from different tribes

  • @philjohnson5154
    @philjohnson5154 Před 4 lety +597

    Freshman Year: Wade
    Sophomore Year: Mark
    Junior Year: Jack
    Senior Year: Bob

    • @breebree5936
      @breebree5936 Před 4 lety +7

      Being a freshman myself, that is accurate.

    • @Singingshadowgirl
      @Singingshadowgirl Před 4 lety +18

      Honestly... Yeah. You are correct. Junior year was bridled with rage. Senior with a type of humorous apathy.

    • @yaboiviz7029
      @yaboiviz7029 Před 4 lety +6

      As a sophomore I can agree that I'm always left to deal with the freshmen lol

    • @o1mystic1o
      @o1mystic1o Před 4 lety +1

      🥺 middle school

    • @BunnyxHaffy
      @BunnyxHaffy Před 4 lety +1

      SENIOR XD

  • @willyflumble
    @willyflumble Před rokem +74

    the move done by wade at 15:00 was absolutely godly and should be appreciated.

  • @jennazeug8116
    @jennazeug8116 Před 10 měsíci +17

    18:50 there unison screams are incredible 🤣

  • @renegadebeck2058
    @renegadebeck2058 Před 4 lety +13439

    Welcome back 2 everyone's favorite series: "Damnit Wade!"

    • @myahvincent9893
      @myahvincent9893 Před 4 lety +127

      I want to like this comment but there’s already 69 of them and a I don’t want to ruin it

    • @thetoastghost342
      @thetoastghost342 Před 4 lety +35

      True

    • @minecraftegg3607
      @minecraftegg3607 Před 4 lety +72

      @@myahvincent9893 it's at 344 now so u didn't stop nothin

    • @renegadebeck2058
      @renegadebeck2058 Před 4 lety +192

      Alternate titles:
      -Everyone Hates Wade
      -The Sound of AHHHHH
      - The Other GuYs!!!!!
      - Left Wade 4 Dead
      -Wade Wars VII: The Rage Awakens

    • @renegadebeck2058
      @renegadebeck2058 Před 4 lety +127

      -Indiana Mark and the Raiders of the Lost Coin
      - The Chronicles of Wade-dia: the Voyage Of the Dum-Dum Balloon