Untitled Goose Game (FULL GAME)
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- čas přidán 5. 10. 2019
- It's time to GOOSE our way to victory. With out mighty HONKER and our beefy FOOTSIES we shall GOOSE our way to victory! Watch along as I playthrough the full game of Untitled Goose Game right now!
- Hry
Person: *puts up no goose sign*
Goose: This sign won’t stop me because I can’t read!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
Goose: "jokes on you I'm illiterate!"
*when you realize that the sign is a picture*
@@vinespaceyuri *sniff* *snoff* I SMELL AN UNDERATTED COMMENT!!!!
The sign isn’t even there for me 😣😭😭 maybe it’s an Xbox glitch?
If I had a nickel for every time I heard a “Whole New World” parody about a bird I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
I see you are a memer of culture as well
- Phineas and Ferb movie reference detected -
Goose
I would have fifty because of a weird friend... If we only include birds.
THERESAHUNDREDANDFOURDAYSOFSUMMERVACATIONANDSCHOOLCOMESALONGJUSTTOENDITTTTT
The genuine grief and despair on Mark's face when he loses his ribbon is the closest thing to peak comedy humanity will ever witness
I played it, And I was so annoyed when I lost the ribbon, I tried to get it again but I failed 😞
ITS NOT FUNNY ITS VERY VERY VERY SAD 😔 worse then when he left his bottle at the start
Devs: “We don’t know why this game is so popular.”
Game: Play as an unrelenting force of unstoppable chaos.
In addition to "A Whole New Goose", Markiplier's 'Untitled Goose Album' will include such classics as:
"Let It Goose"
"Be Our Goose"
"I Just Can't Wait To Be Goose"
"I'll Make a Goose Out Of You"
"Kiss The Goose"
And many more!
underrated comment??
anti-social stardust Very
OH I JUST CAN'T WAIIIITTT, TO BE GOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate myself for understanding this
And in addition to the album, you can get an extra song for just $9.99!
Everybody Wants to be a Goose
Farmer: *reaches over fence to grab radio*
Mark: "He's more powerful than Thanos!
28:52
Thanos: "Am I a joke to you..."
To be fair the groundskeeper reached THROUGH the fence...
@@SuperTezzzz It's 28:35 then 29:10
Oxygen not included?!?!
That singing was magical tho…
Literal chills
The goose did a little tail wiggle at the end, right after you put the bell down it his pit. I love how both the pit and everyone running after the goose with the bell implies that the goose has stolen that exact bell many times and they keep replacing it
Mark: I miss Ethan
Ethan: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!!
Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
Was ur 666th like
Ehhh I like that film too
My and my fiance just watched brother bear yesterday XD
xD
Omg yes 😂
Markiplier: * plays every horror game imaginable*
Also Markiplier: *gets scared of a gardening chasing him while he runs away with a jar of jam*
the first time he showed up actually scared me cause I didnt see any sign of him coming so it was just random
Mark is that guy who gains strength from fear, so he gets scared only to strengthen himself!
That's my theory at least...
yea
kars same
@stoic Beetle Did you just correct this man on his grammar and then spell cocky wrong?
“you can’t compare to my goose kaboose!!!!!!” would probably be a daily saying for mark if he were, literally, a goose.
that little couple that gives the goose the flower is so wholesome
“What is the scariest thing you’ve experienced?”
*”a gardener almost took my jam”*
A gardener coming after me!
the scariest thing I have experienced is swamp sim shrek was horrorfying
-Logan Sanders 2019
I am scared
mark singing
"I will fight you to the death for this bell."
*It was at this point that Markiplier truly embodied goose-itude*
Has someone who has gotten in fight with geese before this is accurate. Just retreat they fight to the death.
@Piano Life honk and bonk battle
@@LazGato A goose tried to fight my car while my boyfriend and I were just trying to leave a parking lot. It took us a good 20 minutes to leave because we didn't want to run it over, but it wouldn't stop fighting the car. Honking the horn and yelling at it did nothing, and we were both too cowardly to get out of the car because we feared it'd come after us instead. 😂
Remember: When in doubt, yeet the geese.
@@LazGatoCanadian geese are still down here this month at my job, and every customer has advised that we just retreat. Many have received a nice present of stitches from these MFers who are NOT playin witchu ❤
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video. I absolutely love this. His adhd is full force and I love it.
Same here - it never fails to cheer me up!
"you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend" is genuinely such a raw line and it came from a dude on CZcams playing a game about torturing people as a goose
How I imagine things in the -iplier household:
Amy: *sitting downstairs with the dogs reading a book*
Mark: (faintly) I'm a goooooose!
Amy: *turns page* sounds about right
I can picture that perfectly. Like it’s a scene from a book or movie
Nah bc from how mark talks about Amy it seams that isn’t the sort of person she is but idk
@@Iamkrogan07 Honestly, you cannot really know what a person is like from what other people say about them. Just saying.
I agree. It probably is kinda like that. Lol 😂
precisely
Mark: Stop being speciest
Also Mark: You humans disgust me
But he’s a goose....
Oh nvm
I KNOW! WHY ARE YOU HRUTING YOUR PLANET WE DONT HURT OURS gah
Same thing with SJWs and straight white guys
reverse specism doesn’t exist 😌
The first one was also Seán, just saying... And Goosist 😡
"I'm a mighty goose, just look at my caboose. I'm a goose on the loose, so everyone better watch OOT!" is the line that never fails to make me laugh
I still wish he'd ended it with "so everyone better VAMOOSE"
I love how many times Mark said "Goose" in every single sentence, it was pretty funny and iconic to the entire video! It's like it's own catchphrase for the video 😂
If there was a goose with Mark’s voice chasing after me screaming ‘nerd!’ I would genuinely be so afraid
i would be like hey watcha doin with a knife
If there was a goose with anybodies voice, I would be very afraid.
especially when he starts talking about how many people he has murdered
I would know its gooseaplier and try to get a photo
Bullied by a goose. Actually sounds about right.
Mark: i’m playing this,, in memory of Ethan
Ethan: stop telling everyone i’m dead!
Mark: i can still hear his voice sometimes
omg this gives me a great idea for a tiktok XD
Bailey Boo
no.
Wait what is that from why can’t I remember
It's like hanzo and genji from overwatch
@@baileymoon819 NO
I think the reason this is popular is because it gives you the catharsis of playing the chaos and pure evil of a villain character, but at the end of the day you’re just a goose, so you can’t do enough real actual harm to ruin the experience with heavy handed questions of morality and the feeling that you shouldn’t be doing this.
The story:
“The goose does this daily, tourments these people, and makes them go insane. This is signified by all the bells, and also the signs they have ready.
Markiplier:
DA GOOSE AS DA GOOSE
mark did not sing it cringeyish like that like... what the-
Mark: *Singing the goose song*
Marks neighbors: "Honey he's singing about geese again..."
"Ah shit here we go again"
"Outta my property, you goosy goose!"
Oh wow, i'm the 666st liker 😂😂😂
Ha lol
Yup
Jack: Wait can I mow the lawn
Felix: I want to mow the lawn
Mark: can I mow the lawn is that a thing I can do
Great minds think alike
Why does this not have more likes😂
For some reason I read this in their voices lmao
Good comment. Very, very good comment
Or... Stupid minds think alike.
Theres also *BIG BRAINS* think alike
They are all very big brain
I love how giggly mark is in this
I love how Markiplier said "It's Goosen time" and Goosed all over the playthrough
Mark: “I’m gonna-
H J Ö N K!!”
Jack: *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*
Got Bread? | Jack: MARK YOU WILL COME FOR THE HJONKENING
Thats swedish noises not irish nosies and i know how irish nosies sounds like
@@mcirishmen2558
**H J Ö N K H J Ö N K A M G O O S E**
@@mavendeo thats more like it
Ladder YES
Markiplier: Gets bell.
Markiplier: "Oh I gotta be sneaky."
Markiplier: *Forgets how to walk.*
R.I.P
the fact he was running the WHOLE time he had the bell
I've been setting this to play to help me sleep and each time its:
*falls asleep peacefully in the beginning*
*wakes up to Mark's aggresive GOOSE rage sounds near the end*
😅
That intro gave me GOOSEbumps
Me, expecting normal intro:
Mark: *sings "A brand new goose"*
Me: I came for copper, and I found gold
You never found gold my friend, you found goose
i came for diamonds, i got goose
@@essenceisaway3633 they are the diamonds
@Ashes Ashes, You mean "I came for copper, and I found diamond.
Thanks for appreciating me :)
Us: This is a stealth game.
Mark, taking a drag of a cigarette and looking off into the distance: Stealth? Haven’t heard that name in years.
Stealth game?
*Heard of **_Duck Duck Goose?_*
39:45
"Ofc I'm a bully, I'm markiplier!"
Got me laughing so hard😂
I come back to this video whenever I need something fun and calming... and it's just so delightful, watching Mark as a goose! I think my favourite moment is when the goose is finally appreciated by the two people at the table; I love them bowing and honking at him, and Mark just flapping his wings proudly.
Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already being seduced by Mark's majestic singing voice.
Doesn't even matter he's singing about a goose. Lol.
So very true
Ikr?! Haha was perfect!👏👌👍💕
PREACH MARK PREACH
Eu quero que ele afogue o ganso em mim
same 😂😂
0:02 Lyrics: (solo markiplier)
I can show you the goose, goosey goosey the goosey, goosing goosing and goosing on a magic goose ride, goose goosey the goose, time to fly with the goose, goose goose and the goosey on a goosey goosey ride.
(duet with you and markiplier) a whole new goose, a new fantastic point of goose, no one to tell us goose, or where to goose, a goosey goosey goosey goose with you.
Brought a tear to my eye 🥺❤
actually started singing with him, very nice harmony
layla gipson i bet you sounded great
@@laylagipson8823 me too😂 beautiful
I almost cried bc of mark's beautiful voice I mean he sounds like an angel
I love how he uses goose as an adjective/swear 😂
I remember playing this and being stuck on the first level forAGES 😭
I also remembered whenever we pressed honk our dogs would go mad thinking something was there LOLL
We weren’t allowed to honk after discovering that.
Ahh this brings memory’s 🥲
e
Lol it happened to me too 🤣
y e s
Goosy goosy go o s y
Same
It was fate. Let his voice sooth you to sleep.
mark: can actually sing
also mark: G O O S E
IKR 😭🤣🥰😚🥳✨❤️😤🥺🤪😆🤩😳😇
@@raynnwyhatt3835 why so many emojis
@Great Day cuz tiktok cringe
@@greatday9805 honestly I don’t know why I’m just like that
Y E S
To be very honest, the very end of the game was very touching and heartwarming to me, I love this game. The mechanics were fabulous too
Mark not realizing even once during the final sequence that you can sneak by people by not running while holding the bell but somehow still managing to complete it is fucking hilarious
Seán: HJONK HJONK HJONK
Mark: A WHOLE NEW GOOOOOOOSEEEEE, A FANTASTIC GOOSE YOUVE NEVER KNEWWW
Kanimates haha
Hjönk hjönk am goose
@@wifiman97 watch jack's gameplay
Jacksepticeye's gotten a little too obnoxious for my taste. Too much flexing and screaming/boasting and mentioning he's Irish
@Ellie Fuller true~ I ment aggressively screaming and boasting~ if you watch his older stuff you see he's a lot more tame and humble. Also isn't felix a nazi supporter? Just a rumor I heard
Person: *Minorly inconveniences Mark*
Mark: I WILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
Suga
ca we just- Stay here for a moment? and enjoy the fact that he stood 1 minute to sing to us?
1:32:23 Never thought I'd hear Dark talking about his pretty bow 😂😂😂
Mark: “I would die for goose!!!”
Goose: “you will”
Likely Trash “then perish.”
y o u w i l l
"This game is the worst! It won't let me mow the lawn or abuse children!"
-Gooseiplier 2019
and after that he *put the bottle to his head and pulled the trigger*
Get Oofed Nice name. It fits the context.
2020 now
@rhnbow 99 that doesn't matter it matters wat time he said it and since he said it in 2019 than the quote will say 2019
Get Oofed did he goose away the memories ?
*Mark being happy😄*
*Bow gets snached of*
"My Bow... 😭"
18:43 “willing to bet my entire existence”
We will miss you, mark.
Jack's playthrough: Hjoink Hjoink am Goose!
Mark's playthrough: I can Goose Goose the Goooooose
I dare you to go up to a stranger and just scream “hjonk hjonk am goose”
@@katylepetsos7512 That would be hilarious
Katy Lepetsos i did that at school and got in trouble for it XD
I used the *goose* to *goose*
“Markiplier’s Untitled Goose Game ‘Let’s Play’, but every time he says ‘goose’, the video gets faster”
Jack: hjönk
Felix: honk
Mark: gOOsE
Edit: OMG I CAME BACK IN LIKE NINE MONTHS AND I HAVE 6.1k LIKES?! WHAT THE HELL-
*_A F L A C K_*
Duck..
Duck...
*Hjönk!*
youmakelulusick that was beautiful.
@@ambee1041 oh come on ya ruined it
@@flushed834 *A F L A C K*
Edit: wait AFLAC belongs to a duck not a goose
I remember falling asleep with my TV on and waking up at like 4am to "gooosy goosy goosy goose"
Someone needs to make a mod where you can keep the bow so Mark can be happy again
Alternative title: Grown man crys over not being able to hit small child with a broom🧹
And over a ribbon
And over not being able to mow the lawn
Shut up
@@Texas_isgud wow, rude
And his badminton racket
Game: **is a stealth game**
Mark and Seán: **run all the way home with the bell clanging for all to hear and wonder why they get chased**
To be fair, that's half the fun!
Remember his Warframe video?
ok andrew
Beeba K Smith yesssssssss
@@genesis-fd5eh Actually it is Seán. The accent is what gives it the 'awn' sound and not 'eean.' Seán himself on his channel has talked about this.
I rewatched the intro at least 10 times because of how beautiful the way Mark’s voice sound especially on the chorus. Quite bone chilling 🥲🥲
Man does have a nice voice
He just intensely staring at the basket as a goose
00:00 - 1:00
POV Mark is trying to get the golden buzzer on America’s got talent and forgot most of the lyrics so he used the first word that came to his mind.
Me too!
found an army hereee ;)
gave me chills tho :)
Armiesss
I was sitting here like:😲
Like that really popped af.🙂
This captures the true essence of Mark's commentary:
"I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved-- BRASSIERE??"
GET THE RAINBOW HEART, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Also,
Hey Mark, how is Chica?
you right
goose tiddies
@@markiplier No, YOU right.
@AustralianHusky WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!!?
This is pure chaoose and I LOVE IT
I had a goose once. Im now convinced mark was controlling him lol
Find the difference:
Picnic blanket
Picnic napkin
Mark: they’re the same
That's not even how the meme goes
Cookie Cake okay then
Atlas *corporate
It's a goose sized picnic blanket
I read blanket as bamket.
Markiplier: sings
Me: That’s pretty good.
Also Markiplier: Singing about geese:
This is better than ever song I’ve ever heard.
Agreed
Not disagree
I second this
Mark WALKING across the only table he could access was wild 💀
It's been four years, and im still coming back to this masterpiece
can we talk about how great marks singing voice is even if he's messing around
FR I thought I was the only one who found that out like I was surprised from the beginning
Lol. Me too
IKR
fr it so good he singer name is goosey the goose
Honestly
if this is just mark yelling "imma gOOse" for two hours im so down.
pm yea
Yeppp
un hu
I've got some good news for you, yo.
I mean it kinda is him just saying goose for 2 hrs or goosey
The unbridled joy that Mark has playing this game is just so lovely. I watch this when Im feeling down. Long life Gooseiplier!
mark should definitely do a part 2 of the new to do lists items! i really enjoyed watching this goose-mare 😭
omg and he sings a new song ab geese at the beginning
I love how Sean feels bad during his game but Mark and Felix are overjoyed at the chaos they’re making.
Sean is the everyman while Felix and Mark is where our destructive tendencies lie
Don't forget how Mattpatt was making sure he had the most logical chaos ever!
That's because Jack is naturally chaotic.
Sean is neutral evil, Mattpat is lawful evil, and both Felix and Mark are chaotic evil lmao
Chaos is my thing
Mark:”I can’t sing”
Also mark: 0:04
When did he say he can’t sing? Lmao He has covers on his channel? ???
Angelica Anna, he’s probably not confident in his singing and said it in another video.
Exactly
Lol
He did like..2 covers I think then stopped, I thought he did really good. But I get not having the confidence enough for 24.4mill people to judge you on singing.
are we ignoring the fact that Mark is a amazing singer
I love how much mark enjoyed this game.
As an owner of a dog whose name is “Goose”, you can understand her confusion when lying with me while I watch this.
I only have one question why is her name goose..
i call my dog goose
@@Atsushis1fan it’s a good name for a dog. Better than my dog’s name…
Cat.
My kitten, Goose, watches this on my monitor while I do homework xD it's so wholesome
@@meowusical9495 aww that's so adorable, hope you and your kitten well in the future
I've never seen a man more genuinely distraught over loosing a bow in my entire life.
😢
@@makennamurphy9691 🦆 + 🎀 = ♥️
I was crushed when I lost the bow, I loved my little bow
Who can say where the road goes...only you should know.
You don’t understand
markaplier sounds the perfect harmony between drunk insane and just mark all at once
2 and a half hours playing as a goose, and mark seeing how many words he can combine with goose. I didn’t know I needed this
One year later, we can all agree mark has the voice of a damn a n g e l .
MARKIPLIER I WORSHIP U AS A GODDD
@@pretzelchild3335 Who said he isn’t a god-?
@@pretzelchild3335 um no.... 😐
he does NOT! he has a gruff voice
Or, you know, a demon that is trying to lure us in
“Make them goose cheeks clap” is a phrase I was not prepared to hear at all
It's definitely /r/BrandNewSentence material for sure.
😂😂
yeah officer this comment here
The beginning was literally just shots fired at Ethan and I love it
The full minute of mark singing "a whole new goose" is such a mark thing to do 😂
Mark: *discovers walkie talkie*
Goose: *honks*
Also Mark: *GASP*
Honestly same lmaoo
Marks mom: My son is most talented!!!And he’s famous too!!
Mark: “GooSY GOOSY The GoooOOsE”
fr XD
Markiplier do you know you can break the statue I just wanted you to know okay
😂😂😂😂 lmao
Yep only talented people can give such a performance😁
that is true accually
I've rewatched this enough times with my mom that we regularly quote this video in our daily lives.
The way Markiplier is completely and utterly destroyed emotionally when he loses the bow is both sad and funny
Is no one else going to mention that Mark has a super fine singing voice?
He does😃
Everyone already knows that! He's always had an amazing singing voice
I showed my freind the intro and he compared it to the best chef giving you insta-ramen
Fact
He's not bad but there was still a bit of Auto-Tune
The word "goose" no longer means anything to me anymore. I've heard it so many times that my brain literally just registers it as a random collection of sounds.
goose
geese
Gooses
Canada Gooses
WHAT IS THIS THREAD-
Its strange how I come back to watch this ever time I cant sleep. Strangely therapeutic video
I’ve never heard better singing in my life
I’m holding back tears
Mark: I’m a GOOSE
Me, sobbing: you’re a goose
The emotional ride is real
Goose: **exists**
Nerd: Current Objective: S U R V I V E
Always being bullied...
i love Marks pure joy while playing this game
I think mark being a goose is the single most amazing thing I've witnessed
Take a shot every time he says Goose.
I’m not responsible for any deaths.
9/3/2020 - New addition: Take a shot anytime someone comments Goose on this thread.
I am very responsible for those deaths.
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH *ME?!*
Spoiler, you will die in the first minute.
🤮
Technically you are by mentioning it lol
I will gladly sacrifice myself to the goose gods
Mark: a grown man who’s felt pain
Also him: cry’s about not being able to where a bow as a goose
I Mean, Same
Me too it made me cry
*wear* i am the grammar police
@@superkitty1887 I don't think anyone even passed English class at this point.
I did that when I played this game too 😂
Imagine if they make a second one of this... where ONLY with the badminton racket, you can smack people in their ankles and scare em.
I love that more people are finding this video. Watching Mark cause chaos is a godly experience