I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Nobody Likes The Opening Band

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  • čas přidán 13. 03. 2018
  • IDKhow community talent show performance, circa mid-1983. This particular tape, marked only as 'Bowling League Tournament' was recovered from the North Davis County Library basement archives in the late nineties. Its origin is uncertain.
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    LYRICS
    Oh, come and see the opening band
    Now that you've got your tickets and beverages in hand
    They look so tired
    Sound uninspired
    guitars are secondhand
    'Cause no one likes an opening band
    Nobody likes the opening band
    Their set time's far too early and I've never heard of them
    And chances are
    They wont go far
    Career is sure to end
    'Cause no one likes an opening band
    Oh unfamiliar things will make us nervous
    But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so...
    Take pity on the opening bands
    'Cause no one came to see them
    Except their mom and dad
    But if you lend an ear and give them just one little chance..
    You may just like the opening band.
    Written/produced by DW
    © None You Jerk Records
    Video Production by Awesome Forces!

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  • @tapewormoffthestring
    @tapewormoffthestring Před 4 lety +4

    my mom was very creeped out by the white guy in the background so i said "ignore the white guy in the background and focus on the white guy in the foreground"

  • @christopherchuauhang4829
    @christopherchuauhang4829 Před 4 lety +21

    Imagine opening for these guys and they sing this.

  • @lych2102
    @lych2102 Před 6 lety +4

    WHY IS NOBODY APPRECIATING HIS VOCAL SKILLS LIKE HOW HE CAN CARELESSLY SWITCH BETWEEN NOTES ON POINT

  • @katiehasntsleptinyears9621

    when the opening band doesn't even like the opening band

  • @taylorcampbell332
    @taylorcampbell332 Před 6 lety +8

    Please tell me the grandma is going to tour with them

  • @lukastyles5403
    @lukastyles5403 Před 4 lety +14

    I personally identify as the awkward white thing that appears to be a stage hand

  • @eliegbert8121
    @eliegbert8121 Před 4 lety +3

    Why is no one talking about how impressive the "BAAAND" at the end was, so hard to pull of...

  • @dasixgs
    @dasixgs Před 4 lety +6

    Ryan constantly looks like he’s got a grudge against someone in the audience

  • @andyfitzgerald3202
    @andyfitzgerald3202 Před 4 lety +1

    Ryan is like, "Oh you want a tambourine? You want me to play the tambourine? Well I don't want to play the tambourine. But I'm going to play the tambourine. I'm going to be emo with my tambourine. There. How do you like that?"

  • @desmondpalatzma4655
    @desmondpalatzma4655 Před 4 lety +9

    Y’all realize how Ryan’s the one who’s leading the audience to throw the banana peels? He goes into the audience and is literally one of the first ones to start yelling

  • @ivybauer8863
    @ivybauer8863 Před 5 lety +22

    I think its sweet that the audience waited until they finished before throwing banana peels at them. very considerate.

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix Před 4 lety +7

    Stands on drums while playing tambourine

  • @justanotherfishinbikinibot6060

    i really like how dallon’s style is theatrical. his songs mostly portray a story in a literal way. it’s like a song from broadway

  • @dti6342
    @dti6342 Před 3 lety +1

    played this at a high school music show.

  • @yayeet6261
    @yayeet6261 Před 6 lety +131

    the dude in white hiding amongst the curtains is the sort of shit you see during sleep paralysis

  • @endofinfinity4131
    @endofinfinity4131 Před 6 lety +1

    Dallon getting bananas thrown at him is like school assesment due dates coming at me.

  • @phroginahat496
    @phroginahat496 Před 4 lety +719

    I like how Dallon and Ryan had to walk up to that old lady and be like "Hey wanna play piano for our band in which the drummer will be throwing bananas at me on stage?"

  • @yucknomegusta
    @yucknomegusta Před 4 lety +292

    Ryan always looks like he was forced to wear clothes.

  • @spongebitchbobface
    @spongebitchbobface Před 4 lety +7

    This dude could annihilate a bohemian rapsody vocal cover.

  • @laylawicks
    @laylawicks Před 4 lety +5

    my sister called ryan "angry dantdm" and i'm still laughing about it