"I'm a lighthouse" is immensely funny since lighthouses were to warn people of shallow water and sharp rocks. Which is fitting for a shallow person with a jagged personality
Neither of my dads were like that. Instead it was my mom doing all that, while at the same time being a little harsh by American standards. But I turned out great! The only thing I deal with is homework cause it bores me too much
@@yossarian00 To mess up my personality? I have an inferiority complex? I wouldn't say it is a bad thing. Also, I'm 16, and homework is hard for me to finish, but when I do it's often better than what my classmates turn in
Please don't take this as hate but I feel like that wouldn't be as fun as it sounds, like the first couple Moist Cons would slap but then by the fifth the charm would wear off.
As someone who had to be a leader for projects, my biggest reason I don't want to is way way too much responsibility and it's mentally taxing and draining.
I miss when “alpha males” were your friendly neighborhood veteran who put everyone else before himself. When you were down, and he came to give you motivational words to overcome. When he ran out to that child who fell on their bike with bandaids and disinfectant. The type of man who puts all he has on the line for the greater good of the people he called his family, blood or not. Whatever the definition for an “alpha male” is these days, is a dead and meaningless self-grafting label.
@@lilywilson6230 if you have one or if he is good at least. Mine is sadly Mexican, and as a mexican he is very "alpha". The way he talks about manliness is just a bunch of shit I can't bear listening to.
Alphas, or betas, or sigmas, or whatever, aren't a thing. This concept isn't backed by any scientific datas, and animal specialists are even fighting against it's spreading
I just wanna see a room full of these "Alpha" salesmen arguing with each other as all of them would feel the pressure to never back down to another man and it would just escalate out of control.
"im a leader because why wouldnt you want to be a leader" has got top be the most hilarious self own iv ever heard. sounds like someone who has absolutely no idea what it means to lead.
And I think the OP here is referring to David Mech, he wrote a whole book about the study, which was performed mostly on wolves in captivity. He wrote on his website that he repeatedly asked the publisher to stop publishing the books. They popularised the Alpha concept.
I completely agree. Although I remember walking through st. Augustines gift shop streets and seeing an absurdly glamorous, bedazzled looking pirate, drunk as shit screaming about how he was the greatest to set sail and then, I s*** you not, reached into his overly large purple coat, pulled out a fat stack of bills neatly clipped together, and proceeded to back hand this random dude arguing with him in the streets with this random stack of cash. I watched a 6 foot 5 meat head run away from a 5 foot 9 wasted tinkerbell jack sparrow. I knew from that day what a REAL alpha male was.
@@goodtimesgivecancer1 it looked like it landed honestly. He was angry one second. Then absolutely gobsmacked the next. The oversized purple coat of the butt pirate has a 78% chance of landing fear and I think that's ultimately what did it in for the big guy.
I actually feel sorry for guys like this, their whole lives are consumed by proving how manly they are and living up to an expectation they think society wants them to be. Pretty sad
they could at least try and do it right, I'm talking big handle bar mustaches, suspenders and lifting big spherical weights above their heads, you know, actual man shit, this is just a bunch of normal looking people talking about things, its like they aren't even trying
Imagine having a small channel with just a few thousand subs and out of nowhere Moist man himself shouts you out in such a flattering way. I hope this dude's channel blows up after this. Well deserved.
“I’ll give a hot take: human trafficking bad” wow it took so long for someone to say it 😳 Also why would you specify being a pastor on a site where you say you date pornstars
I'm sorry but I can't get over how goofy Keith Yackey looks, it's like if Skippy got his hands on a magical alpha diary and it transformed him into a chad right on the spot
These people can't comprehend that gender roles and presentation vary between cultures and time periods. High heels and dresses used to be male fashion. The colors that are considered masculine and feminine have varied throughout history. Etc etc ad infinitum.
I have no idea how these guys think they are badass, nothing is less badass than posturing and loudly declaring just how badass you are, it should be self evident.. "anyone who has to say "I am the king" is no true king".
Interesting that they use the Spartan emblem for AlphaCon when (1) Spartan women were basically seen the same as Spartan men apart from the childbearing part (not to forgot Sparta was intensely ableist but that's a story for another day), (2) Spartan warriors were the opposite of "alphas", they were to follow in service without question, (3) most of the Spartan army were slaves, anyway, (4) Sparta specifically did not have a system of a single leader, (5) Sparta rejected the concepts of democracy and personal wealth.
I can't stop laughing at the fact that the Greek letter they're using is Lambda, not Alpha. They're literally putting a giant 'L' behind them, fucking lol
@@apokont it is, because Spartans put giant Ls on their shields and stuff in reference to their homeland, Laconia. But it's hilarious to see people doing this in a modern context, and I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize it.
Y'know, I used to like this channel and even respect Charlie as a person. But coming out AGAINST child traffickers? Now that's just a bridge too far for me. Sorry Charlie. Either you apologize to all those hardworking child traffickers on stream, or you just lost a fan
I can't believe he'd say something so controversial. I'm going to give him a strongly worded tweet and I'm going to bleach all of my white moist shirts.
"I'm a leader because well why wouldn't you want to be a leader?" Honestly, sometimes it's nice not having to deal with people's fuck ups. The good leaders jump at being a leader, the smart leaders know to let the "good leaders" jump at the position and wait for them to make things a complete shitshow before stepping into fix it and then fade back into obscurity.
the thing with wanting to be a leader is that you need to know where you are leading people this guy doesn't seem to know it lol. they just take for granted that people will follow because they want to be followed HUUUUGGEE Mistake.
I'm pretty suspicious of anyone who has to specify that they're against human trafficking. I feel like that's kinda just the default setting for people.
@@peterk.2108 Unironically people who constantly say this are just as sus. A normal person doesn't think about pedophillia all day, they just despise it by default.
I can't imagine having such serious confidence issues that getting my ego stroked constantly was the only way I could believe I was A Real Man™. And I say this as a guy who arguably has confidence issues.
“If you can’t handle me at your worst, then you don’t deserve to have me kill your deer.” Damn charlie, they’ll give you a slot at alpha if you keep coming up with slogans like that
The greatest part about all this is if Charlie entered the “Alpha con” and there was a contest to who was the most alpha, everyone in his community would vote for him, and the competition wouldn’t be even close.
I really want to be the only woman at Alpha Con, I was gonna make a joke but I just realised no the fuck I don’t, I’d need a fucking shield going within 5 meters of that venue.
hi charlie, i’ve been human trafficking for 36 years now but thanks to you i finally decided to stop and get a job at dairy queen instead! thanks for all the help big guy!
Tim Ballard is actually a good & wholesome dude, and he’s done a lot of great work to fight against child trafficking and so on, idk why he’s part of something so cringe 😅
i don't know anything about him so i could be wrong, but if i got invited to speak at a big event like this, i probably would, regardless if it's something i agree with. because then maybe you can do some good while you're there, counteract the awful. i dont think him speaking there is necessarily indicative of his beliefs. (but hey, who knows, maybe it is.)
@@roachdoggjr.9062 It means those numbskulls don't actually know what the alpha letter looks like and put lambda on their emblem by mistake because it looks similar
The alpha and beta theory on Wolves has already been disproven by the scientist who studies the behavior himself, and he has been trying to spread the word since.
I will forever love the fact that the original "alpha male" who was supposedly leading a pack by being stronger and bigger than all the other wolves in the original study was, on further observation, just a mother who was leading her children around. Fast forward a few years and you have massively insecure and shallow men being hyper-aggressive while hiding behind computer screens talking about how they have big mommy energy
@@Terrible_name so my high school girl monitor who has been breaking fights between dumb idiots,leading the class for activities and going around handing class notes to absent student's houses is alpha male all along?
Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true King. Same with being alpha. If you have confidence in yourself and are comfortable with who you are - there you go.
Damn man never thought of it that way man ..... thanks no more trafficking fir this guy.... thanks critical ya changed my life with those wise words " come on stop that shenanigans " just hit me hard. Lol
I always cringe out whenever someone calles themselves an alpha male/sigma male and calls people that actually want to let out their emotions and not bottle it up and die, want a wife/girlfriend "beta," or "normie," its like the whole anime thing when people call other people normie and call theirselves weaboos or smtn
"I'm a lighthouse" is immensely funny since lighthouses were to warn people of shallow water and sharp rocks. Which is fitting for a shallow person with a jagged personality
Ironically poetic
SHEEEEEESH man out here choosing violence for words
Well played!
Damn, never knew someone can get killed via youtube comment
Poetically said OP
I'm glad they call conventions 'cons' because it tells you exactly where your money winds up
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@redxpen cOngRate you won
@redxpen imma send my social security number and my cards cvv now
jesus christ the amount of bots here
@YeaMan don't check out this guy's channel. I didn't check his channel but I can safely say that it's nothing but CP. THIS GUY UPLOADS CP!!!
To all the Dads out there: Tell your sons you love them and tell them often. Lest they wind up like these insecure manchildren.
amen! too many dads are kind of assholes to their sons
Neither of my dads were like that. Instead it was my mom doing all that, while at the same time being a little harsh by American standards. But I turned out great! The only thing I deal with is homework cause it bores me too much
@@Abra_Dabrahaving a problem with getting homework done is perfectly normal
@@Abra_Dabra how old are you if homework is your largest problem right now? You've likely got a lot of time to fuck up your personality yet :)
@@yossarian00 To mess up my personality? I have an inferiority complex? I wouldn't say it is a bad thing. Also, I'm 16, and homework is hard for me to finish, but when I do it's often better than what my classmates turn in
"I'm a lighthouse because there's a guy inside me every night."
New favorite line
And people avoid him at all costs
@@AudazVerdugo 10/10
i'm a lighthouse, i literally broadcast the message "get the fucc away from me" lmfao
LMAO
The fact that there is something called "alpha con" makes me less disappointed about myself
Beta alert
You were disappointed about yourself in the first place? Sounds like you need alpha con
Im waiting for sigma con
@@madameliszt955 😭
@@noderp5638 I hope this is meme sigma energy
Can we get a MoistCon? Just a whole bunch of Charlie’s wondering around a convention center looking for the real one
Whoever finds him first gets a moby.
Please don't take this as hate but I feel like that wouldn't be as fun as it sounds, like the first couple Moist Cons would slap but then by the fifth the charm would wear off.
THIS WOULD BE GODLY
@@JohnPerry27 Idunno, if it’s annually, it’ll slap regardless
YES PLEASE
"Why wouldn't you want to be a leader?"
- Someone who's probably never had to be that much of a leader before
As someone who had to be a leader for projects, my biggest reason I don't want to is way way too much responsibility and it's mentally taxing and draining.
Kilroy was here!
-or a really shitty leader
I know in the military that was a very heavy responsibility
Exactly. The leader is the one who is supposed to hold the most responsibility and is held to the highest standard because people rely on them.
I miss when “alpha males” were your friendly neighborhood veteran who put everyone else before himself. When you were down, and he came to give you motivational words to overcome. When he ran out to that child who fell on their bike with bandaids and disinfectant. The type of man who puts all he has on the line for the greater good of the people he called his family, blood or not. Whatever the definition for an “alpha male” is these days, is a dead and meaningless self-grafting label.
Hear hear
Veterans aren't really that easy to come by. The national revolution was over 60 years ago.
Well if we’re going by what alphas actually are in the wolf pack then alpha males in real life are your dads
@@lilywilson6230 they are tho
@@lilywilson6230 if you have one or if he is good at least. Mine is sadly Mexican, and as a mexican he is very "alpha". The way he talks about manliness is just a bunch of shit I can't bear listening to.
“I’ll be brave, I’ll give a hot take : human trafficking, bad”
Only Charlie can be brave enough to diss such a thing
Anyway, who is she in charlie's thumbnail?
@@blipblop1112 Down bad
1:14
I disagree, but appreciate the courage.
i laughed so hard when he said that
"Im a lover cuz my wife always craves me," is such a telling statement. Literally cant even say he loves his wife.
Who needs a healthy loving relationship when you can just be an Alpha
Too hard when you can’t even love yourself.
not to mention that he is literally selling a book on how to make your wife want you again lmao
@@MrBubblesPro who needs relationships anyway? Just drag them back to your cave 2000 BC style like a real sigma
As a married woman, this would turn me off if my husband said this about me.
Real alpha males go "I'm a lover, I'm a leader, I'm a lighthouse"
I Live Love Laugh so fucking hard every day of my goddamn life I swear to God
Being alpha isn't about getting girls or dominating in a pack, it's really just about constantly seeking the approval of other guys
@Kat MacGrath actually it's about shitting yourself to assert your dominance, you should have at least 20 felonies at any given time
@@Xnansui3770 stole the words right outa my mouth
so really it a metaphorical length measuring contest
Alphas, or betas, or sigmas, or whatever, aren't a thing. This concept isn't backed by any scientific datas, and animal specialists are even fighting against it's spreading
Circle jerking
I just wanna see a room full of these "Alpha" salesmen arguing with each other as all of them would feel the pressure to never back down to another man and it would just escalate out of control.
I like to troll people like this at work, I force them to show how alpha they're against each other and enjoy the show.
The Earth would stop rotating
@@BleachRush Lmaaaao. Can we get a story?
You can now. It's called Russia vs Ukraine. No one is backing down.
that will start ww3
Thanks for the shoutout Charlie! Helps expose these supposed alpha males for the masses 😤😤
whats up gunnar
Alpha Pokemon
Gunnar is the only true alpha in existence
Great video
great video mate
"im a leader because why wouldnt you want to be a leader" has got top be the most hilarious self own iv ever heard. sounds like someone who has absolutely no idea what it means to lead.
“Alpha males” remind me so much of gaston from beauty and the beast, its kind of hilarious but scary how they represent a Disney villian so well.
"My wife craves me" he says with such confidence, and leads me to believe his wife has weekly meetings with Ricardo.
Like Charlie said, cuck energy
Don't tell me you mean Ricardo from Monster 😭😭
@@mitraj7763 Ricardo Milos
@@michellesiregar8245 Gotcha! Thank you~
"My wife craves me" because she's a cannibal.
I thought part of being alpha was to not care what people think about you? They seem to only care what others think about them
"I'm a lighthouse"
Yeah obviously you don’t have the ‘light house’ mindset
@@_will795 "The light house mindset" I'm using that.
@@djohnthesalty your life will change forever
I think those are called "Sigma"
8:04 REJOICE, FOR CHARLIE REMEMBERS
8:25 best feeling is when u find a random CZcamsr that u love all there content.
Imagine basing your entire life on a false study on wolf’s family structure.
🦍
I feel so bad for the scientist that published that study, their whole job now is just desperately telling people to ignore their previous study
@@mmst524 his name is the alpha scientist man
I’m 6 months late but I found his name, it’s Rudolf Schenkel.
And I think the OP here is referring to David Mech, he wrote a whole book about the study, which was performed mostly on wolves in captivity. He wrote on his website that he repeatedly asked the publisher to stop publishing the books. They popularised the Alpha concept.
What’s funny is that the Greek letter behind all of them is “Lambda” not “Alpha”.
Truly perfect
The letter Lambda was the symbol of Sparta, that's probably why they have it there.
true ælfə males dont even try to be άλφα
@@pyrrhocorax I wouldn't give them that much credit.
Fellow nerds, LAUGH AT THEM
i feel like "alpha con" is gonna have more neckbeards and fedora wearers than actually competent men there
4:48
Pasiphaë: Absolutely ^^… oh wait; was that a joke 👀.
Anyone who has to make a big show to tell you they are smarter, alpha, holier, confident, successfully, happy, richer etc never is
Richer maybe. Big shows are pretty expensive
"Any man who must say "I am the king" is no king."
I completely agree. Although I remember walking through st. Augustines gift shop streets and seeing an absurdly glamorous, bedazzled looking pirate, drunk as shit screaming about how he was the greatest to set sail and then, I s*** you not, reached into his overly large purple coat, pulled out a fat stack of bills neatly clipped together, and proceeded to back hand this random dude arguing with him in the streets with this random stack of cash. I watched a 6 foot 5 meat head run away from a 5 foot 9 wasted tinkerbell jack sparrow. I knew from that day what a REAL alpha male was.
@@foxgeist3129 i heard being backhanded with a fat stack has 75% chance of applying the confused debuff
@@goodtimesgivecancer1 it looked like it landed honestly. He was angry one second. Then absolutely gobsmacked the next. The oversized purple coat of the butt pirate has a 78% chance of landing fear and I think that's ultimately what did it in for the big guy.
Telling and trying to prove to society how manly and alpha you are is one of the least alpha things you can do.
Let's see how many subs can get from this comment
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Jesus christ the amount of bots is concerning
I though they gonna sell us crypto coin
TO PROVE THAT U ARE MAN U HAVE TO PROVE U ARE A WOMAN
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7:33 "For alpha's sake"???
Which one? The robot from Power Rangers or the AI from Red vs Blue?
I actually feel sorry for guys like this, their whole lives are consumed by proving how manly they are and living up to an expectation they think society wants them to be. Pretty sad
I'm hoping these bots will kill themselves. Sorry the people posting them.
There's a name for that. It's called a satyromaniac.
they could at least try and do it right, I'm talking big handle bar mustaches, suspenders and lifting big spherical weights above their heads, you know, actual man shit, this is just a bunch of normal looking people talking about things, its like they aren't even trying
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nothin gayer than defining yourself by how other men see you
This is such a fucking sad way to live your life. Must be torture trying to be as manly and ‘badass’ as possible everyday.
@Creampied I mean most of those men are men who are obsessed with masculinity and living up to societal expectations of manliness, so like... no lmao
@Creampied not many men are depressed and take their lives
@Creampied lol the fuck?
@Creampied Hey I don’t think being an “alpha” and being suicidal are mutually exclusive big man
@Creampied get a husband then if you don’t have time for weakness
Relatively new to your channel and you’re funny af. Smart as a whip and super quick. Such a rarity in CZcams reactors.
Imagine having a small channel with just a few thousand subs and out of nowhere Moist man himself shouts you out in such a flattering way. I hope this dude's channel blows up after this. Well deserved.
"Keith is a pastor and has dated a P*** Star". There is no way he wrote that himself unironically
no disrespect to porn stars, they have a solid job unlike me, but i never understood why ppl want to bang em so much.
@@gogolometro235 Experience.
@@gogolometro235 i mean if they are a pstars they must be good looking with a nice figure.
Wouldn't a porn star be like, the last person a pastor would date?
@@walkingtree2486 dating one is like engaging into oral with prostitute
omgosh... alpha's really are the Live, Laugh, Love girls of men
wow this just shattered my entire universe
Lead, Love, Lighthouse
@@PatrickWDunne lmfaooo
😂😂😂
oh wow
awful
Blake snell pitching for the rays was legendary man. I’m in California but I was straight up going for the rays because of snells performance.
"How to get your wife back in the bedroom again"
Spoken like a true alpha.
LOL
Lol imagine paying $500-$800 to listen to person who may or may not answer a question that everyone already knows the answer to.
Get her in a headlock and tell her she knows she wants it
Putting the word 'Con' after the word 'Alpha' immediately makes it sound the least Alpha thing, _ever._
The most alpha scam ever
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Con implies that they're cosplaying which, in a metaphorical way, they are because they're pretending to be someone they're not
They gai
Tf are these shitty comments in the replies what the hell
i might be the family disappointment but at least i don't walk around calling myself an "alpha male"
Eyyy non loser disappointments lets goooo
Gotta love how the Alpha con logo is actually a lambda. Shows how much thought they put into it
As a human trafficker, Charlie helped open my eyes and see that what I was doing was wrong. I now strive to be more like him every day.
@@NaziPropaganda3 no, I'm not gonna listen to some nazi propaganda
Nice.
“I’ll give a hot take: human trafficking bad” wow it took so long for someone to say it 😳
Also why would you specify being a pastor on a site where you say you date pornstars
Yes
@Having An OnlyFans Isn’t Empowering usually other p0rnstars or people who don't care about high numbers.
what's wrong with human trafficking lmfao
ikr
Wow, so controversial and brave, most society has teach us that
Homie out here saying he’s alpha chad when he’s named Keith
I'm sorry but I can't get over how goofy Keith Yackey looks, it's like if Skippy got his hands on a magical alpha diary and it transformed him into a chad right on the spot
alpha: long hair is feminine
Literally every viking in existence: Am I a joke to you?
Every metalhead too
These people can't comprehend that gender roles and presentation vary between cultures and time periods. High heels and dresses used to be male fashion. The colors that are considered masculine and feminine have varied throughout history. Etc etc ad infinitum.
^^^ And in old portraits, there were men who wore lipstick
they may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like
Yeah biker gangs who literally stomp people for a living would crush these kids
The whole alpha guys live their lives like high school girls line almost made me spit my drink out, lmao!
Their women counterpart are also girls who never outgrew their HS days either
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@@Meraxes6 I know, no worries. I have met plenty of confident young women
I have no idea how these guys think they are badass, nothing is less badass than posturing and loudly declaring just how badass you are, it should be self evident.. "anyone who has to say "I am the king" is no true king".
Interesting that they use the Spartan emblem for AlphaCon when (1) Spartan women were basically seen the same as Spartan men apart from the childbearing part (not to forgot Sparta was intensely ableist but that's a story for another day), (2) Spartan warriors were the opposite of "alphas", they were to follow in service without question, (3) most of the Spartan army were slaves, anyway, (4) Sparta specifically did not have a system of a single leader, (5) Sparta rejected the concepts of democracy and personal wealth.
Never thought I'd see the day where "live laugh love" looks like a good decoration in comparison
Not the goddamn bots-
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I can't stop laughing at the fact that the Greek letter they're using is Lambda, not Alpha. They're literally putting a giant 'L' behind them, fucking lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahaha
Maybe "Λ" is a Sparta reference.
@@apokont it is, because Spartans put giant Ls on their shields and stuff in reference to their homeland, Laconia. But it's hilarious to see people doing this in a modern context, and I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize it.
@@kenny42069 I highly doubt they realize it
Just subbed to the gunnar guy.... you showed him at 5k and right now he's on 19k subs.... the power of Moist 💪
Im so glad Gunnar is getting more attention now! He deserves it for sure
Y'know, I used to like this channel and even respect Charlie as a person. But coming out AGAINST child traffickers? Now that's just a bridge too far for me. Sorry Charlie. Either you apologize to all those hardworking child traffickers on stream, or you just lost a fan
Lol you went full DarkViperAU on Charlie.
I can't believe he'd say something so controversial. I'm going to give him a strongly worded tweet and I'm going to bleach all of my white moist shirts.
Do not read my name
@@NerfTarzan okay
@@gvs6462 what does this mean please don’t tell me he actually did something bad cause I actually like his content
"Alpha con" genuinly sounds like the most sad place to find yourself in life
Any man who must say I am alpha is no true alpha- Tywin
The "lorem ipsum" fillers under most of the video captions is the best part
"I'm a leader because well why wouldn't you want to be a leader?"
Honestly, sometimes it's nice not having to deal with people's fuck ups. The good leaders jump at being a leader, the smart leaders know to let the "good leaders" jump at the position and wait for them to make things a complete shitshow before stepping into fix it and then fade back into obscurity.
every group project ever tf
the thing with wanting to be a leader is that you need to know where you are leading people this guy doesn't seem to know it lol. they just take for granted that people will follow because they want to be followed HUUUUGGEE Mistake.
"I'm in charge!"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front", a sentiment shared by Nelson Mandela
We have a true Alpha here.
“Lover, Leader, Lighthouse” is the Chad version of “Live, Laugh, Love”
*Insecure male version
The craziest thing I found out was that "the bull" Evans is only a year older than me....I'm 26
I can't believe Charlie remembered that inspirational Joker quote, so beautiful
I'm pretty suspicious of anyone who has to specify that they're against human trafficking. I feel like that's kinda just the default setting for people.
"My 'anti-human trafficking' t-shirt is getting me a lot of questions from people that are already awnsered by the shirt"
HEY! Us human traffickers are people too! So insensitive! smh
Didnt charlie say that like exactly word for word pretty much in the twitter video
im against pedophilia
@@peterk.2108 Unironically people who constantly say this are just as sus. A normal person doesn't think about pedophillia all day, they just despise it by default.
"human trafficking bad" how dare you say something so controversial charlie😂
Sorry there's bots here. Now these guys are the controversial speakers
I know right? Lost a sub smh
We need a fucking mod here wtf are these bots
I can't imagine having such serious confidence issues that getting my ego stroked constantly was the only way I could believe I was A Real Man™. And I say this as a guy who arguably has confidence issues.
“If you can’t handle me at your worst, then you don’t deserve to have me kill your deer.” Damn charlie, they’ll give you a slot at alpha if you keep coming up with slogans like that
You're so brave to come out against human trafficking
1:03 "An anti-human, trafficking activist, and author "
The alpha mantra took me the fuck out.
"I'm a lighthouse because I get to shine"
THATS SOME SPONGEBOB SHIT
These so-called "alpha" men couldn't even get decent haircuts.
This is like a convention for people who would unironically wear anchor arms
fun fact the venue for alpha con is actually weenie hut junior's
@@rinamine hopefully the con is on mega weenie Monday
That intro song is just straight out of youtube's music library, it ain't even a hard riff to learn
0:15 GO RAYS BABYYYYYYYY LETS GO CHARLIE LOVE YOU BROTHA
The greatest part about all this is if Charlie entered the “Alpha con” and there was a contest to who was the most alpha, everyone in his community would vote for him, and the competition wouldn’t be even close.
Dude never grew above high school gym levels mentality
The way he said doin it in the car like it was so crazy he almost couldn't say it made me literally piss my self laughing 🤣
1:13 is legendary
Quick reminder that the last alpha male we met was dating his sister. So be prepared for the worst.
Sorry WHAT??!
I feel like I need to watch the video you're referring to here
@@ItsJustValHere I think its referring to the tik tok alpha video where the guy would make videos with his alleged step sister
That's right keeping it in the family is the most alpha thing you can do
Thanks for sharing this channel with us homie, pure gold 🥇🪙
I can't think of anything less alpha then having to constantly remind everyone how alpha you are.
9:55 literally has the "lorem ipsum" placeholder text in the video description and his bio
Charlie don't recognizing the sword being Narsil and saying it comes from the depths of Mordor was my personal highlight of the video
I really want to be the only woman at Alpha Con, I was gonna make a joke but I just realised no the fuck I don’t, I’d need a fucking shield going within 5 meters of that venue.
Yeah, judging by how the whole thing is about “becoming alpha” it’d probably have more incels than a Taylor swift concert
i think you would be safer on epstein island than alpha con
Guns work better.
@@OrigamiAhsoka what? Taylor Swift have incel fans?
Spiked shield...
1:29 wait.. we DON’T do that here?
Is one of your open tabs literally "How to make a peanut butter sandwhich", because that's great.
"I'm a lighthouse"
So you radiate the message "avoid me at all costs"? Okay. I believe you.
hi charlie, i’ve been human trafficking for 36 years now but thanks to you i finally decided to stop and get a job at dairy queen instead! thanks for all the help big guy!
I'm glad Jesus was able to save another life. Amen🙏
@@hboyO2 He’s joking bro. Y’all Christian people need a reality check.
@@Kal-El207 I’m pretty sure he knows the guy was joking.
If you're in America I wouldn't be surprised if you're put on a list for this joke
@@Kal-El207 says the one that missed their joke
Going to a con for alphas is the second most omega thing you can do.
The first most omega thing you can do is organise and appear at a con for alphas.
ok cat boy
@@sebdapleb1523 *scat
@@superscatboy scat is a yucky fetish, but you do you man, just be careful, feces is kinda dangerous if you play with it.
@@roachdoggjr.9062 Dude, if the first thing you think about when reading the word "scat" is "fetish", that says more about you than it does me.
@@superscatboy wait is it normal for people to sexualize poops
Hey Moist! I found your channel because of GunnarTV! You’re doing pretty good! Keep it up!
oh lord my dad who was in the coast guard had “I AM A VETERAN” on his truck 😂🙄
Tim Ballard is actually a good & wholesome dude, and he’s done a lot of great work to fight against child trafficking and so on, idk why he’s part of something so cringe 😅
i don't know anything about him so i could be wrong, but if i got invited to speak at a big event like this, i probably would, regardless if it's something i agree with. because then maybe you can do some good while you're there, counteract the awful. i dont think him speaking there is necessarily indicative of his beliefs. (but hey, who knows, maybe it is.)
he is mormon tho
Money.
The fact that they used lambda as their symbol should prepare all those attending for some L's.
What's the lambda symbol mean? I only know it from half-life...
I find it absolutely hilarious that they don't use alpha for alpha con. Do they not realise it's a Greek letter?
@@roachdoggjr.9062 11th letter in the Greek alphabet, the root origin of the English letter L
@@MattManDX1 well, yeah, but what is it supposed to mean to these "Alpha Males"? Is there a "Lambda Male"?
@@roachdoggjr.9062 It means those numbskulls don't actually know what the alpha letter looks like and put lambda on their emblem by mistake because it looks similar
im aware that im a year late but did charlie really just say that anduril was forged in mordor???
oh man i cant wait for the channel 5 Charlie reacts video to alpha con
we all know that charlie is clearly more of an alpha than any of these guys
edit- these replies are a nightmare holy shit
Yep
will these bots just shut the fuck up
Lmao how are there so many of them
@@b1ggestT Retreat men! We've been outnumbered!
soon the humans will be phased out. CZcams will be exclusively by and for bots
The alpha and beta theory on Wolves has already been disproven by the scientist who studies the behavior himself, and he has been trying to spread the word since.
And even if this was true it doesn't mean this apply to human society as well
I will forever love the fact that the original "alpha male" who was supposedly leading a pack by being stronger and bigger than all the other wolves in the original study was, on further observation, just a mother who was leading her children around.
Fast forward a few years and you have massively insecure and shallow men being hyper-aggressive while hiding behind computer screens talking about how they have big mommy energy
@@Terrible_name I dunno man, I'd be damn _proud_ to have big mommy energy
@@Terrible_name That’s the most delicious irony
@@Terrible_name so my high school girl monitor who has been breaking fights between dumb idiots,leading the class for activities and going around handing class notes to absent student's houses is alpha male all along?
“I am a lighthouse”.
Remind me: HOW many different uses does a lighthouse have?
"He was a pastor"
Mkay.
"He dated MULTIPLE Porn stars."
Wait, what?? ._.
As a human trafficer i'm really disappointed in you for this bigoted take charlie.
Get out of here! We’re no longer putting up with your crimes! Didn’t you hear the white Jesus say so?
We don’t like your kind around here >:c
Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true King.
Same with being alpha. If you have confidence in yourself and are comfortable with who you are - there you go.
Damn man never thought of it that way man ..... thanks no more trafficking fir this guy.... thanks critical ya changed my life with those wise words " come on stop that shenanigans " just hit me hard. Lol
You can smell the insecurity.
I always cringe out whenever someone calles themselves an alpha male/sigma male and calls people that actually want to let out their emotions and not bottle it up and die, want a wife/girlfriend "beta," or "normie," its like the whole anime thing when people call other people normie and call theirselves weaboos or smtn
Facts I honestly can't even come close to wrapping my head it lmao
I've heard of cringing, but never "cringing out".
@@danielmaster8776 idk
don't listen to this omega and focus on your grind #grindset #sigma #shrek #ignorewomen #quintollinaregrindset #Adonis
@@meli4535Im sorry alpha chad i will be a bitch to all women and get no friends and focus on the grind #sigmagrindset #shrekcumdiet #Mrkrabsmoan