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  • The former president laid out a dark vision for America in his speech at a sparsely-attended gathering of conservatives, and Florida’s governor hangs out with a guy who says that the state's tap water is turning people gay. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před rokem +548

    "I am your warrior. I am your justice. I am your retribution".
    Who talks like this?!
    Oh, yeah. *Dictators.*

    • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
      @user-kb9cu4rl9z Před rokem +89

      What he should be saying: "I'm your embarrassment. I'm your joke. I'm your continuing nightmare."

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +45

      Narcissists.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Před rokem +7

      @@Tao_Tology same thing

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +13

      @@kellydalstok8900 A dictator can also be a narcissist but being a narcissist doesn't mean being a dictator.
      Case in point: Cheeto is just a sad, old, paranoid, jealous fool and 100% a narcissist but he ain't no 'dictator'.

    • @57highland
      @57highland Před rokem +14

      Dictators and Marvel characters.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před rokem +230

    "I am your warrior, I am your justice, AND I am your retribution"-Sauron motivating his Orcs to invade Eregion

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před rokem +40

      Funny how Captain Bonespurs here likes to fancy himself being a warrior.

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 Před rokem +5

      Please don't insult Mairon like that.

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 Před rokem

      Or a Charles Manson-like cult leader urging his followers to kill.....

    • @tomcostello8220
      @tomcostello8220 Před rokem +7

      The creature can't find the 11 billion dollar wall.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Před rokem +3

      ​@@toadjiang7626 A PAB warrior..

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar Před rokem +58

    I never believed we could get this stupid but humanity said "Hold my Man Water".

    • @USArmyHHC2ndBCT101ST
      @USArmyHHC2ndBCT101ST Před rokem +1

      This is why I drink wine, rum and other alot now and days. The world only getting more dumber each day.

    • @MicJaguar
      @MicJaguar Před rokem +1

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ I don't follow a religion thats source material is an old book that speaks of a god thats vengeful, spiteful, murderous and then takes credit for all the good but then blames someone else for all the evil. If I wanted that in my life, I would be a MAGA ignoramus. No thank you. Yeesh! A god or gods I believe in would understand how I feel and judge me for what I do, not how I warship.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před rokem

      No no, that's not humanity. That's a gaping void where humanity should be. (Also where sentience should be.)

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Před rokem

      @@MicJaguar
      Hear, hear! 👏 I'm sick of these proselytizing anuses. Especially after seeing their terrorists attack the Capitol.

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 Před rokem

      Those Man Water clips reminded me of the Pißwasser clips in GTA V.

  • @matthewpool6508
    @matthewpool6508 Před rokem +12

    He's gone Joker mode. I nominate "The Human Ick" as his villain name.

  • @arpy4428
    @arpy4428 Před rokem +544

    CPAC stands for Crazy People Acting Crazy

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před rokem +14

      Hahahahaha

    • @endcycle2502
      @endcycle2502 Před rokem +14

      I stand for that! Lol

    • @peterschancel7223
      @peterschancel7223 Před rokem +12

      Nice... Acting crazier ....I saw it as The Gathering of The Trumpellos and The Trump Insane Clown Posse

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 Před rokem +20

      It's like comic-con, but far more detached from reality.

    • @jamesstuart3346
      @jamesstuart3346 Před rokem +34

      Comrade Putin Admiration Club

  • @lone6523
    @lone6523 Před rokem +425

    Florida is where intellect and critical thinking go to die.

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 Před rokem +37

      Some of us are still here fighting.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Před rokem +9

      You may be right. I know black people in FL that love DeSantis.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Před rokem +1

      @@runnergo1398 Kan-dolf Ye-tler moved to Florida?

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před rokem +22

      Lone: Exactly and the thought of a President DeSantis scares me just as much as Trump 2.0

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Před rokem +3

      And many people's grandparents.

  • @g.d.graham2446
    @g.d.graham2446 Před rokem +10

    Lol when Mr Kennedy stated, "God is great, beer is good", did anyone else think, "And people are crazy" 😁

  • @javamanV3
    @javamanV3 Před rokem +9

    Lauren: A real harpy! I didn't know they existed inn the real world! Her voice would shatter glass!

  • @djcheddar
    @djcheddar Před rokem +350

    That "Where Wall Go" joke, was the single funniest thing, I have ever heard. Well done.

    • @gregkidd5731
      @gregkidd5731 Před rokem +28

      They have to do a “where wall go” book like the “who’s boat is this boat” book for charity

    • @EARTHMUSIC3
      @EARTHMUSIC3 Před rokem +17

      He thinks it has been hidden????

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 Před rokem +5

      Totally agree! I’m still laughing !

    • @jaslady22
      @jaslady22 Před rokem +4

      I'd buy that book!

    • @Rhov9
      @Rhov9 Před rokem +15

      I dunno, I just about died when he said “Mippippippi” 😂😂😂

  • @OldManTenno
    @OldManTenno Před rokem +138

    “Wokeness is such a dangerous virus, that it apparently killed 2/3 of her audience.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrychards6682
      @mrychards6682 Před rokem +3

      😂😂😂

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 Před rokem +5

      Yeah they died from self-strangulation of pearl clutching.

    • @joebeetz1832
      @joebeetz1832 Před rokem +1

      They fell asleep and were ushered out because of their snoring.

    • @denisep9497
      @denisep9497 Před rokem

      Uh oh…people started thinking.

    • @welbyroberto6581
      @welbyroberto6581 Před rokem

      Men, you are so lucky....and got away with 2 cheques

  • @byronmccall1554
    @byronmccall1554 Před rokem +18

    The whole new baby boom thing is just creepy AF

    • @daveanaru3038
      @daveanaru3038 Před rokem

      T***p was reading about Romania's polices, under Nikolai Ceausescu. What next step does the sick bastard have in mind? Menstrual Police squads? Breast feeding rooms so that mothers don't need maternal leave?
      Am I exaggerating? No. T***p would be sick enough 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @Naterkix
    @Naterkix Před rokem +35

    As someone who lives in Colorado, every time Boebert shows up on TV a little part of my soul dies.

    • @MarsFKA
      @MarsFKA Před rokem +1

      I don't even live in the USA and when I hear that woman talking my brain cells don't just die, but actually commit suicide.
      I still have more of them than she does.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 Před rokem +2

      In MO I feel the same about Josh "Hauling Ass" Hawley. The only effective treatment is satire, and the cure is more well-informed voters.

    • @retiredarmy3755
      @retiredarmy3755 Před rokem +1

      I have to deal with Jim Jordan. The creep that watched Ohio State's young athletes get fondled by the school's doctor, AFTER reporting it to...Jim Jordan, the assistant wrestling coach!

    • @TimBear-px9gj
      @TimBear-px9gj Před 9 měsíci

      Well, don't just sit there, get out there and campaign against her. After all, it isn't like you would be going up against 75 million RepubliConned people. I just moved to McCarthy's Congressional District and you can bet your sweet box of chocolates I'll be out there campaigning against him. Can you image Boebert as Speaker of the House? God help us...

  • @PocketMarmo04
    @PocketMarmo04 Před rokem +210

    I am your warrior, I am your justice, I am your retribution and soon, I will be your 'Ward of the State'.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Před rokem +9

      ROFLMMFAO.. that's the part he forgot about.

    • @voster77hh
      @voster77hh Před rokem

      the Putler installed pee-pee muppet making sure the US does nothing for Ukraine hot-disarming the Soviet leftovers.

    • @oshunrose5303
      @oshunrose5303 Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @iscovidoveryet7828
      @iscovidoveryet7828 Před rokem +4

      At least he's come up with some new material.... But let's not forget his top Hits like, "Hillary Hillary", and "Russia Russia". Ah, those were the days....

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Před rokem +8

      I thought he said “worrier” like he was starting to get worried.

  • @Ieo9017
    @Ieo9017 Před rokem +53

    “I am your retribution”………legit cult shit right there.

    • @leesarolan
      @leesarolan Před rokem

      Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!

    • @stickibug
      @stickibug Před rokem +10

      ​@@leesarolan that is some cult shit, too 😬

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před rokem +1

      @@stickibug it's really not in the same class as the Rotting Orange's threat, though.

    • @stickibug
      @stickibug Před rokem

      ​@@thatswhatisaid8908 it is, though, if you consider how much hatred, violence, and pedophilia comes from the church

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 Před rokem

      @@leesarolan the religious right would lynch a modern day Jesus, he was middle eastern and brown, was a socialist, didnt like money, wealth or possessions and believed everyone to be equal. He would be tasered thrown in the local jail, beaten by the conservative cops, hated on by Fox and Trump and then hung.

  • @lauradowning52
    @lauradowning52 Před rokem +42

    Hard to imagine we had to suffer through 4 years of this red-hot mess.

    • @JC-cm6hz
      @JC-cm6hz Před rokem +3

      because inflation, fentanyl, poisioned water in ohio and ww3 is so much better

    • @bullpuppy7455
      @bullpuppy7455 Před rokem

      @@JC-cm6hz Next to a Global Pandemic, a Global Shutdown, and Massive Losses of Life, Job Losses across the board, and a wanna-be fake-ass President trying to overthrow the government, I'd say this is FAR FKING better. There will always be problems that need addressed, but at least now we can actually focus on these smaller issues individually, rather than twiddling our thumbs while the entire world grinds to a halt.
      But nice try my friend:)

    • @JC-cm6hz
      @JC-cm6hz Před rokem

      @@bullpuppy7455 >nothings ever our fault.
      >WW3 with nukes, rampant dangerous drugs, and possibly a second great depression is a small issue
      you deserve to wake up every morning and fall face first on a bed of nails assuming you are not a fed or bot.

    • @bullpuppy7455
      @bullpuppy7455 Před rokem

      @@JC-cm6hz
      Reality: There's a little gust of wind
      You: "OMG WE'RE HAVING A TORNADO!"
      Reality: A tree falls in the woods
      You: "OMG WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE!"
      Reality: One small-minded asshole abuses his power, and people, and uses them to invade another country (failing miserably).
      You: "OMFGz0Rs! WE'RE HAVING WW3!!! PANIC! DANGER! WHAT!?!? YOU DON'T SHARE MY FEAR!?!? WELL THEN I HOPE YOU GET DRAFTED!"
      Have you considered speaking with a therapist? Fear can be truly debilitating, as is reflected in your cowardly, child-like responses...
      Note: I see that you removed the "I hope you get drafted" portion of your immature response while I was typing this. What's wrong? Feeling a little guilty inside? Are you AFRAID your words will come back to haunt you in some way?
      Like I said, debilitating... So much so that you can't even figure out what you want to write without it springing up as a knee-jerk reaction. Seek help my friend... I have nothing more to say to you until you do. For you have relinquished control over your own mind, and have chosen instead to let it control you through fear... Best of luck to you friend!

    • @MarsFKA
      @MarsFKA Před rokem

      Get it wrong next election and the mess you suffered through will seem like the good old days. All that incoherent, incompetent buffoon needs is a second bite of the apple and America will find itself getting nothing but worms.

  • @shermanculbertson6191
    @shermanculbertson6191 Před rokem +2248

    It’s humiliating that Trump was once president and shocking that he’s still eligible to be president again.

    • @DJREN2
      @DJREN2 Před rokem +95

      Far passed that. He is a vile orange thing that was peeled years ago.

    • @Xiannv.
      @Xiannv. Před rokem +162

      It’s even more shocking there are people voting for him.

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 Před rokem

      Colbert should be worried about his trips to Epstein Island

    • @Never2late4U
      @Never2late4U Před rokem

      Hoping he has a massive MI while eating his 10th big mac of the day. Fingers crossed

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Před rokem +1

      It's more humiiating that senile, creepy man Biden is president.

  • @terilw
    @terilw Před rokem +102

    Something to be really proud of…..proud to be a never Trumper!!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před rokem +34

    I worked with an English professor who did an assignment with her students on “charged language”. T***p is a master of charged language despite the fact that he doesn’t think of it himself, can’t spell anything over one syllable and can’t define anything with more than 3 letters.

    • @jeffreyl.wiseman2597
      @jeffreyl.wiseman2597 Před rokem

      . .and you can't spell Trump.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh Před rokem +2

      wouldn't he have to turn his speech up another notch in the coming debates in order to excite his simple audience? I fear what it might be. the political language of maga has become incredibly blunt. imagine in 2015 those things would've been said out loud. 👀

  • @jostrong2385
    @jostrong2385 Před rokem +11

    OMG...I laughed so hard so many times tonight. Thank you!

  • @elnabenoit
    @elnabenoit Před rokem +33

    "I am your hemorrhoids. I am your toenail fungus. I am your pubic lice."

    • @jabbermocky4520
      @jabbermocky4520 Před rokem +1

      "I am your smegma, your navel lint, your anal sphincter." That's how I heard it.

  • @kellifranklin9872
    @kellifranklin9872 Před rokem +598

    Seeing all of those empty chairs gives me a little hope for our country.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Před rokem +1

      I think many are wising up that they were used by Trump as a means to an end. I hope they wise all the way up before they buy anymore Trump merchandise. The complain about the price of gas, but they seem to have money to spend on NFTs and Kim's medals. What a shame.

    • @samhartford8677
      @samhartford8677 Před rokem +2

      Unless there were all at the Neo-Nazi fringe speech... (Sorry, just trying to realistic, as in don't start resting on your laurels, please.)

    • @kellifranklin9872
      @kellifranklin9872 Před rokem +1

      @@samhartford8677 I agree completely. I’m sure there was a skinhead rally or a QAnon circle jerk going on somewhere to justify those empty seats. We have to not get discouraged and always vote.

    • @tawshisms
      @tawshisms Před rokem +5

      right?

    • @lisawallace1750
      @lisawallace1750 Před rokem +18

      Not me. They are flocking to DeSantis who is Trump on steroids.

  • @couldnt_find_good_name2546

    I am not your warrior. I am not your justice. I am not your retribution. I AM SOON TO BE A PRISONER.

  • @JheniFlower
    @JheniFlower Před rokem +4

    The commercial for 'man water' is everything!!! LMAO

  • @Case16710
    @Case16710 Před rokem +1267

    For a person that doesn’t drink, Trump somehow manages to sound drunk ALL THE TIME.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Před rokem +72

      His slurs are definitely strange. Pronouncing state as spate not once, but twice is just weird.

    • @kathyclark3752
      @kathyclark3752 Před rokem +82

      @@runnergo1398 probably had a mini stroke long ago but like everything else he's ashamed of he covered it up

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 Před rokem +91

      He drinks. He lies about everything. Why should we believe he is a teetotaler?

    • @starscarrednyx
      @starscarrednyx Před rokem +59

      "Not drunk" ... whacked out for sure tho

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu Před rokem

      I thought he sounded too young to drink. Just hear how he said "I am your warrior👶🍼" he sounded like an anemic toddler.

  • @hanscombe72
    @hanscombe72 Před rokem +700

    “Does he think wives only have sex with their husbands if there’s is money invol - oh yeah”
    That was a clean kill right there Stephen.

    • @beataylorsdeeppinkecstasy9013
      @beataylorsdeeppinkecstasy9013 Před rokem +23

      It was beautiful.

    • @jlawson30
      @jlawson30 Před rokem

      Imagine how yiu feel as the guy who wife only has sex with him. And married him for money

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original Před rokem +1

      he's projecting the religious rightwing fascist dictate that lawful sex should be strictly for making babies-- you know, no gay sex, no abortion, no birth control, no sex outside government sanctioned marriage-- specifically white hetro marriage. because if they don't start paying a bounty for white babies very soon, white folk will be outnumbered in a country where each person has a vote-- and THAT just can't be allowed.

    • @jlawson30
      @jlawson30 Před rokem

      @@nonyabizness.original we whites can have babies just as fast as you .

    • @jlawson30
      @jlawson30 Před rokem

      @@nonyabizness.original fine I won't push for it to be illegal the belief my annd many conservatives belive it its ultimately pointless for humanity and future of man kind. I won't try to can stop you from wasting your time . dry hump wet hump what ever you want. Most right wing Conservatives just know where babies come from and we think it's important for next generation to be trained up with those facts

  • @briangennardo6937
    @briangennardo6937 Před rokem +3

    We deserve the world we allow

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 Před rokem

      Wise words ... vote BLUE America .. for all our sakes 🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

  • @rosalie4797
    @rosalie4797 Před rokem +3

    I watched on TV last night, but I need to share. The pre-monolog opening was absolutely wonderful! All of the angst from seeing and hearing the speakers at the repub's cpac gathering were sent flying away on the wings of hysterical laughing! And then The Monolog!
    Thank you, thank you, thank you!❤❤❤

  • @BANGbucketHEAD
    @BANGbucketHEAD Před rokem +138

    I spit out my coffee laughing when he said where wall go 😂😂😂

    • @jbodden6977
      @jbodden6977 Před rokem +2

      ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE 'FIND WALLGO'?

    • @RodneyYone
      @RodneyYone Před rokem

      YUP!!! WASN'T THAT JUST GREAT????? I MEAN,,,WHO DIDN'T SEE ALL OF THOSE EMPTY CHAIR'S????

    • @batgirlp5561
      @batgirlp5561 Před rokem

      When he said water you waiting for man??

  • @nortok00
    @nortok00 Před rokem +55

    😲 There were so many weird oopsies and crazy speeches at that CPAC gathering that it looked like just another regular day in GOP crazy town. 😵‍💫🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justiceforall6412
    @justiceforall6412 Před rokem +3

    You guys just don't understand Donald 'NORMA DESMOND' CHUMP. Like she says; "What's wrong with these people?! Don't they know a star when they see one?!" 🤣

  • @orchidlilly7518
    @orchidlilly7518 Před rokem +8

    Everytime these politicians open their mouths, it's sadly like a comedy show.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Před rokem +3

    Seems like TikTokers booked the tickets for empty seats again.

  • @CanisCorvidae
    @CanisCorvidae Před rokem +116

    I laughed so hard at "Mipipipi" that my dog started barking. So ridiculous. So awesome.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před rokem +5

      You sure it's not Mippippippi?

    • @harolddougherty4724
      @harolddougherty4724 Před rokem +1

      That was so funny..
      My sisters dog was rolling on the floor, he was laughing so hard...and it made my sister pee her pants.
      Great political comedy.

    • @MarsFKA
      @MarsFKA Před rokem +1

      @@chrissiek8706 Hip pellchecker waved the white flag on that one.

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 Před rokem +262

    Thank you to you and your staff for watching those idiots at CPAC so we don't have to, and for the resulting laughs.

    • @cynthiawilson4500
      @cynthiawilson4500 Před rokem +3

      Ditto here

    • @RodneyYone
      @RodneyYone Před rokem +4

      YUP!!!! AND,,, WHAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER,,,THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT WE WER LAUGHING AT THEM!!!!

  • @tenestetubo
    @tenestetubo Před rokem +1

    "where the wall go", lol genius

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress Před rokem +220

    Being fair, Trump just saying hello can sound like a creepy threat, so there is that too. 😉😂🤣

    • @tq2769
      @tq2769 Před rokem +6

      So fair! His voice makes my skin crawl it is SOOOO effin creepy.

    • @Praetor_Fenix420
      @Praetor_Fenix420 Před rokem +5

      When Trump speaks, restraining orders spontaneously appear of nowhere.

    • @JohnWarner-lu8rq
      @JohnWarner-lu8rq Před rokem

      I think you're speaking about your posts.

  • @MPM6785ChitChat
    @MPM6785ChitChat Před rokem +47

    Straits and spates and the banana Republics clap and cheer not missing a beat
    Looks like the crowd came disguised as furniture 😂

  • @Ohanarhythmz
    @Ohanarhythmz Před rokem +1

    Will never forget ur art since cc. U and jon r very important to our generations growing up. Making real important news n politics issues watchable. I love the comedic stance on serious issues.

  • @44VW44
    @44VW44 Před rokem +1

    Who would believe we have one or two REALLY wacky persons in our government let alone a whole pack of them😵‍💫 IF ONLY they were actually stand up comedians, we could feel a tiny bit safer & a LOT less embarrassed.

  • @TheBlade996
    @TheBlade996 Před rokem +13

    "Where Wall Go?" 🤣🤣🤣 Give that writer a raise!

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Před rokem +22

    Flying cars seem like an excellent idea. We never have trouble driving in two dimensions so adding a third should be no trouble at all.

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 Před rokem +2

      You should present that joke to Colbert for his show! 😂

    • @loriezuberka4569
      @loriezuberka4569 Před rokem

      I thought we would be living like the Jetsons by now

  • @queenswillrule
    @queenswillrule Před rokem +1

    "How does that sound?"
    More and more like The Handmaid's Tale.

  • @alycekollmer1056
    @alycekollmer1056 Před rokem +3

    I love your staff and your delivery of your observational humor. It’s my daily dose of happiness! Thanks, Stephen and everyone participating, that makes my late evenings or (recorded am) so special! I’m hooked! 💙💙💙💙👵🏼👵🏼👵🏼

  • @kennetho2499
    @kennetho2499 Před rokem +60

    This is so embarrassing. He needs to be in a prison cell ...or at least, a nursing home!

    • @iscovidoveryet7828
      @iscovidoveryet7828 Před rokem

      You mean Institution for the Criminally Insane, don't you?

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Před rokem

      @Christopher Perry just as much. put them in the same nursing home.

    • @44VW44
      @44VW44 Před rokem +1

      Please not a nursing home as regular people at any age should be protected from someone criminally insane!

    • @44VW44
      @44VW44 Před rokem +2

      @Christopher Perry something is wrong if you think they are anything remotely alike.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Před rokem

      @@44VW44 LOL, got a point. so loonybin for the criminally inane? isn't that kind of a dick move to the people that need long term care in the loonybin?

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před rokem +907

    Kudos to the writers who came up with the Man Water bit.

    • @theuniversegalaxynba
      @theuniversegalaxynba Před rokem +11

      Sad that so many people in the media do not bring up all of the horrible things that factory farms do to animals then .

    • @sahriah473
      @sahriah473 Před rokem +27

      Missed a great opportunity for a Powerthirst add. Man water is the 'we have powerthirst at home'

    • @GRAHFMETAL
      @GRAHFMETAL Před rokem +21

      ​​@@sahriah473 Powerthirst, now in Godberry, King of the Juice. When God gives you Lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!"

    • @keithewright
      @keithewright Před rokem +31

      @@theuniversegalaxynba That whooshing sound is Comedy passing over your head

    • @talscorner3696
      @talscorner3696 Před rokem +9

      It was beyond silly and I loved it to bits

  • @johns.greene2592
    @johns.greene2592 Před rokem +7

    Trump is one messed up man

  • @ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958

    I might have turned out OK if I had Man Water when I grew up.
    Its too late for me, please, for gosh sake, don't let it happen to you or your kids.

  • @elnabenoit
    @elnabenoit Před rokem +21

    "I am your perianal abscess. I am your cancerous testicle. I am your sinus infection."

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Před rokem +729

    I like Presidents who look to the future not constantly whine about elections they lost.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +74

      I mean hell, the guy whined about an election he won!

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 Před rokem +10

      ​@@couragekarnga8735 💯

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před rokem +54

      I like Presidents who are working FOR Americans and not trying to get the job for RETRIBUTION.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +3

      Ooooh BURN!!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +5

      @@macforme clearly that's not the Former President.

  • @michaelconners2805
    @michaelconners2805 Před rokem +2

    Missed One : I am your Buffoon .

  • @pamelamathis6515
    @pamelamathis6515 Před rokem

    Not-C Packed? Clever play on words. Kudos to whoever came up with it! 👍👏

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 Před rokem +66

    4:35 _“That was the largest audience to witness a CPAC speech, period. It looked like a million, million and a half people.”_

  • @dkpqzm
    @dkpqzm Před rokem +57

    Lauren Boebert acts like she's in a beauty contest and CPAC is the talent portion

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Před rokem +17

    "Wokeness," a.k.a. being aware, informed.

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Před rokem

      They call it wokeness because calling it basic empathy shows how much in the wrong they are.
      Not to mention how evil and malicious

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Před rokem +478

    Republicans: This is America! You speak English here!
    Also Republicans: *Can't actually speak proper English*

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +33

      I think they tell people to speak English so they can learn it.

    • @jaslady22
      @jaslady22 Před rokem +13

      Is he slurring his words, or is his brain hiccuping? Polident for partials?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Před rokem +18

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 Philip SmashMouth
      15 minutes ago
      Cringe.

    • @stickibug
      @stickibug Před rokem +2

      Good point. Next time they whine at me about how they don't understand how to use the singular version of "they", I'm just gonna tell them to go back to their country if they can't speak English.

    • @MicheleGardini
      @MicheleGardini Před rokem +14

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 cry more, Karen. You're so good. And Putin will be so pleased.

  • @mrcraig101
    @mrcraig101 Před rokem +1

    Those who seek revenge had best dig two graves.

  • @sth868
    @sth868 Před rokem

    NOT-C packed?! I see what you did there. Bravo.

  • @macncheese9026
    @macncheese9026 Před rokem +288

    Lauren Booboo's pause and look before she said USA, so pleased with herself waiting for thunderous applause & shouts ... Priceless

    • @michelemarch8606
      @michelemarch8606 Před rokem +50

      Let's all remember, she won by less than 600 votes...still shocking that so many people in Colorado think she should be in government.

    • @tschriv
      @tschriv Před rokem +48

      I think she was trying to remember 3 letters. That's hard ya know.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Před rokem +15

      @@michelemarch8606 she was the only pole dancer in her state…. That is the reason!

    • @janht2047
      @janht2047 Před rokem +20

      @@michelemarch8606 It's only because her district is almost all rural, oil/gas exploration, ranching and guns, guns, guns. Frisch is going up against her again. :)

    • @harolddougherty4724
      @harolddougherty4724 Před rokem +4

      ​@@Slo-ryde did she break that, too?

  • @bluedog10
    @bluedog10 Před rokem +35

    Trump 20-never again

    • @ronaldpvincent11
      @ronaldpvincent11 Před rokem

      2024 deal with it

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před rokem

      @Joshua Jones It used to be funny, now it’s scary like a serial killer clown! 🤡

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 Před rokem +7

      ​​​@@ronaldpvincent11 We will ...he will lose again bigly 😂😭🥺

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Před rokem

      @@ronaldpvincent11 Dictatorship is against everything America stands for!!!

  • @dawnherdman1942
    @dawnherdman1942 Před rokem +1

    "The democrats took my wall and they hid it" omg hilarious 😂

  • @sharondonovan1403
    @sharondonovan1403 Před rokem

    Oh my GOODNESS .....I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF .....YOUR THE BEST STEVEN

  • @john2477
    @john2477 Před rokem +78

    The pictures of empty seats at CPAC gives me a glimmer of hope.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh Před rokem +2

      the gop suffers losses over and over (attendence numbers, elections), but they're so loud and obnoxious that we normal people still are somewhat anxious about their influence. and then another election loss occurs or an empty rally, and we breathe for a moment before anxiety is back up. it's what makes us human. 😅

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay Před rokem +282

    Imagine losing a loved one to covid, and then Nicki Haley tells you that "wokeness" is far deadlier...

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +25

      Imagine bothering with whatever she has to say.

    • @SquidSmack
      @SquidSmack Před rokem +33

      Imagine if Nicki or The Bobert were elected officials...oh, wait...

    • @grandmanutty8904
      @grandmanutty8904 Před rokem +26

      She just wants to stay asleep. I really don't think being woke is a bad thing.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Před rokem +37

      They couldn’t define wokeness if their life depended on it

    • @dukeljk2191
      @dukeljk2191 Před rokem +1

      Lol, dying from covid?

  • @DoctorWoo
    @DoctorWoo Před rokem +4

    Does anyone else hear Nazi (Not C) packed?

  • @pamduncan4060
    @pamduncan4060 Před rokem +4

    I’m wetting my pants a little because he is so funny

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Před rokem +164

    A 10 for the prancing Boebert imitation. 😂

  • @EasilySuede
    @EasilySuede Před rokem +1

    "Man Water" would sell out in a heartbeat. It's probably sponsoring multiple podcasts already.

  • @L8rCloud
    @L8rCloud Před rokem

    🤣 “Man Water. Water you waiting for man…?” 🤣

  • @DavidMichaSilva
    @DavidMichaSilva Před rokem +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You had me at 'Mippipippi'!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MissVaruna
    @MissVaruna Před rokem +358

    One of the worst things to arrive from CPAC was the man calling for the eradication of Trans People and "Trans ideology at every level". The real fear, in my opinion, is how many more will be hurt or killed over the hate being nonchalantly spread by these uncaring monsters.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Před rokem

      And yet, this is the reality of these ass clowns 🤡

    • @stickibug
      @stickibug Před rokem +1

      I'm trans and I feel like I'm on house arrest because of these terrorists. None of us are doing anything wrong, I wish they'd just leave us alone. or maybe the bigot freaks should just eradicate themselves instead, considering they can't seem to handle literally anyone else existing in the world besides them.

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog Před rokem +24

      Absolutely

    • @Oshroth
      @Oshroth Před rokem +1

      GOP: "Don't accept the gender you were assigned at birth?" "You are less than a person and deserve to be murdered and sent to hell"

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 Před rokem +53

      Yes, I'm extremely concerned. Particularly since one state is considering legislation to outlaw anyone wearing clothing that doesn't match conventional gender roles (as defined by whatever vigilante group, one expects). This isn't just stupid and laughable, it's dangerous. To me. And many people I love. And many more I don't know but equally want to protect.

  • @Pyr1t
    @Pyr1t Před rokem +82

    I know the joke "Not C-Packed" is because it was less attended, but my brain focused more on the unintended joke "Not-C Packed" because if you SAY it like that... it still makes sense.

  • @sarahrowan3946
    @sarahrowan3946 Před rokem +1

    I love you, Steve. You make crap news funny!

    • @AOD92
      @AOD92 Před rokem

      He sure does. I miss his T****p impressions.

  • @ddanimall488
    @ddanimall488 Před rokem

    Love the "Night Dreamer" at the end. RIP Wayne Shorter

  • @zaiologyy
    @zaiologyy Před rokem +192

    CPAC is like some lowkey crazy nightmare soap opera lol never fails

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond Před rokem +6

    God, Beer and Star Spangled Awesome.
    Other Countries are right to think we're morons.

  • @fuzziemorris886
    @fuzziemorris886 Před rokem +1

    "Where wall go!" Hehehehe! That's why I watch this!

  • @resistdisinformation9931

    Aside from picking up my lower jaw from the floor each time I saw the "CPAC Circus" snippets, I then required CPR after I lost consciousness due to laughing at the "MANWATER" parody. Thanks Stephen!

  • @lynnebucher6537
    @lynnebucher6537 Před rokem +144

    Colbert's writers are amazing, so much wit and humor!

    • @dick8997
      @dick8997 Před rokem

      His writers are bottom of the barrel they suck ass 😅

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys Před rokem

      @@rikeshpr85 thanks for letting us know you are a bigoted POS who has never had a female friend, helps know who to stay away form for safety

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys Před rokem +8

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 you sure are bud

    • @rikeshpr85
      @rikeshpr85 Před rokem

      @@mycosys LoL the only racist bigots I've ever met were Democrats. Also just look at my profile pic

    • @mariemeldron2984
      @mariemeldron2984 Před rokem +1

      Actually with Trump they don't have to write,it writes itself.

  • @norishimogawa6125
    @norishimogawa6125 Před rokem +101

    The scary thing about man water is people might legitimately buy that.

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical Před rokem +14

      It's in the section next to the ball tanning conditioners 😅

    • @onslajoueqc
      @onslajoueqc Před rokem

      Alex Jones will steal the idea for sure.

    • @basketvector7311
      @basketvector7311 Před rokem

      Wtf is man water?

    • @YoDonam
      @YoDonam Před rokem +3

      I mean, most of it isn't selling me, but filtered through beef jerky ... That does sound like it could be tasty.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Před rokem +4

      Created and curated to Alex Joned audience!

  • @OttoEwen
    @OttoEwen Před rokem

    "Where Wall go"...lol...perfection

  • @pattic8473
    @pattic8473 Před rokem

    Love you, Stephen. Can't wait to read Where Wall Go! Lol.

  • @Z-Strike026
    @Z-Strike026 Před rokem +38

    As I recall the song goes, "God is great. Beer is good. And people are crazy."

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem

      Yes, but do you think the man knew the lyrics?

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Před rokem

      @@couragekarnga8735 he's from lou eeeeeeeeasy anna. of course he knew

  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou Před rokem +99

    My favorite part about CPAC is that the crowd was just like PAB's hands.... Tiny

  • @Skzzlemister
    @Skzzlemister Před rokem

    Man Water!!! That was incredible

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 Před rokem

    Classic book, where the wall go.😂😂😂😂

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 Před rokem +59

    So he finished the wall and Joe hid it? Whoa

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 Před rokem

      Yea, it's much easier to hide the actual 47 miles of new wall that was built under the trump cartel, versus the fictional many hundreds of wall that don the con lies about "he" built.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před rokem +9

      Joe is a super-powered genius, to be able to hide all that wall! Maybe it's still there, but just invisible?

    • @ricardosanchez4112
      @ricardosanchez4112 Před rokem +2

      T-rump the Orange Assolini with the invisible brain. 🍊🤡

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st Před rokem +2

      Yeah, put it in all those empty Walmarts.

    • @hunglikeahorse---fly
      @hunglikeahorse---fly Před rokem +2

      That's something I've asked those trumplicans before... if sleepy Joe is so incompetent, how can he do so many things right under "the rightful president trump"???
      Aaaaaaaand if donny won 2020, how can he legally run for a 3rd term in 2024???

  • @Avedis-G
    @Avedis-G Před rokem +158

    Every time I watch the Orange Clown speak he reminds me of how smart everyone else is.

    • @patrickwilson2650
      @patrickwilson2650 Před rokem +17

      Except for his followers

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Před rokem +9

      @@patrickwilson2650 - You make a fair point. As a great man once said - "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

    • @dukeljk2191
      @dukeljk2191 Před rokem

      Well so are you voting for pedophiles?

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 Před rokem +5

      Always makes me wonder how blindly loyal does one have to be to sit through any statement of his longer than about 6 minutes

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Před rokem +2

      @Gavin Cassens ikr? He makes koalas look intelligent.
      Maybe that explains his hair: he's part koa.. no, they're herbivores.

  • @christineschueneman4147
    @christineschueneman4147 Před rokem +2

    You’re the GOAT, Stephen ❤

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 Před rokem

    CPAC, Crazy To Put All those Chairs.😆

  • @thomcrumpton
    @thomcrumpton Před rokem +52

    I've never commented before. But that was a brilliant takedown with the "man-water" skit. Kudos to the writing staff!!

  • @ygstuff4898
    @ygstuff4898 Před rokem +231

    Always entertaining to watch Donnie reading his speech for the first time, live in front of the audience.

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Před rokem +13

      It isn't written, for Heaven's sake. He just spews off the top of his fake hair.

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Před rokem +33

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 If your only complaints about Biden is that, he's doing an awesome job compared to Trump.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před rokem +27

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 I don't miss the grifting family.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před rokem +26

      @@philipsmashmouth8782 You are talking to a Vet / Computer Electronics tech. How about you get off the couch and join the military.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Před rokem

      @@flyrobin2544 Because we have a free country? Unlike Russia where people get nabbed off the street to go to the military.

  • @tobiishmail3436
    @tobiishmail3436 Před rokem

    Where do I order some of that "man water" ? 😂🤣😂

  • @yeroca
    @yeroca Před rokem

    "Where wall go?" genius!

  • @briankohler4936
    @briankohler4936 Před rokem +50

    Ok, man water is a silly fun idea, but "water you waiting for, man?" Is absolute poetry

  • @tavisshelby7810
    @tavisshelby7810 Před rokem +11

    I swear......I feel this country would be better off if 1. All people were required to vote (would mellow out the fringes and require politicians to appeal to more people), 2. Every person running for political office had to take a comprehensive psychological evaluation, as Trump and his folk are clearly distanced from reality and no one with clinical narcissism, sociopathy, megalomania, etc. should ever be allowed in positions of authority in this country, for all our sakes.

  • @davidanderson2357
    @davidanderson2357 Před rokem

    "Where Wall Go?" I'd buy that book.

  • @flylippfantom8425
    @flylippfantom8425 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm bindge watching and laughing all day in hospital

  • @joshuarizalforeman816
    @joshuarizalforeman816 Před rokem +7

    I'm surprised no one has noted the irony of old draft-dodging Don referring to himself as a 'warrior'.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 Před rokem +25

    The sad thing is, Man Water is something you could see Alex Jones trying to sell.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před rokem +1

      Oh geez, yeah. I've spoken with someone who is trying to deprogram himself after quitting Alex Jones. Dude is trying to be a better person, but OH BOY does he have a LOT of toxicity to purge from his personality.

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 Před rokem

      @@leyrua I wonder if it's just Alex Jones and he is still firmly in the MAGA camp, or if he is cutting all of it out.
      Either way, I wonder what did it? I mean, it isn't easy to leave a cult when you've been brainwashed.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před rokem

      @@dbone3356 It was a combination of things, but the realization that he has been utterly toxic to every woman in his life nearly broke him. Since then he's been seeking out more positive influences to help himself deprogram.
      It is genuinely _harrowing_ to listen to somebody who is attempting to recover from that kind of toxic influence. Even his genuine attempts to atone and apologize are often misguided, and just end up reopening old wounds. He's having to rebuild his social toolbox from the ground up.
      He's already having to second guess every instinct he has at every turn, so I hope that being forced to think critically will help him recognize any other bad influences in his life.

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 Před rokem +1

      @@leyrua Wow. That can't be easy. Good for him though. I hope he is successful.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před rokem

      @@dbone3356 Thanks. I hope so too.

  • @caseyjones9716
    @caseyjones9716 Před rokem +1

    Oh please come out to the West Coast and challenge any of our governors. They will shred your wheaties, trumpie.