Is McDonald's Garlic White Cheddar Burger Really That Bad?

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • After recovering from a stomach bug I try this. I am disappointed (so much so that I even loosened my tie)! McDonald's signature lineup could use some improvement. This certainly has been an "interesting" Friday the 13th!
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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 6 lety +1525

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  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine Před 6 lety +7349

    As soon as Reviewbrah loosened his tie, I could feel McDonald's stock start to plummet.

    • @FiddleMiA
      @FiddleMiA Před 6 lety +311

      Mathmachine I wanna see the day reviewbrah is a business insider with thousands of stock brokers listening to his reviews

    • @rickwilliams4270
      @rickwilliams4270 Před 6 lety +29

      Mathmachine hahahaha

    • @sirdouglashowel5thseat776
      @sirdouglashowel5thseat776 Před 5 lety +17

      I take you in a 42 bruh, I take you out at 89.. Excuse me but did you doubt me..

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 Před 5 lety +76

      when the tie drops below "mildly drunken japanese businessman" you know you have a big BIG problem.

    • @Westbrook43
      @Westbrook43 Před 5 lety +8

      @@sirdouglashowel5thseat776 ?

  • @waxdripbuzz
    @waxdripbuzz Před 5 lety +3877

    “That tomato deserved to be in a better place”
    There’s always a gem like this in these reviews

  • @oma15
    @oma15 Před 5 lety +4092

    *McDonald's development team starts sweating*

  • @betoalema
    @betoalema Před 5 lety +1039

    You need to appreciate the fact that he records the whole video in one take, no cuts

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Před 4 lety +71

      @Dragostea Din Tei Partially yes, he is a very busy man, but it still takes skill to make all of these videos in one single take and make them entertaining

    • @Vize_Iron
      @Vize_Iron Před 4 lety +9

      @@Josuh yes its harder to make them entertaining

    • @hashimotoqueen7227
      @hashimotoqueen7227 Před 3 lety +1

      No YOU do

    • @Jeskers18
      @Jeskers18 Před 3 lety +1

      Also that he really makes sure to get the taste of the food before stating his opinion.

    • @tilaqm
      @tilaqm Před 3 lety

      Yup

  • @hojokolomono1
    @hojokolomono1 Před 6 lety +2371

    RoW - "I'd like the burger."
    McD - "Grilled or crispy"
    RoW - "No, I want the burger."
    McD - "Trust me, no you don't... Grilled or crispy?"

    • @RDeathmark
      @RDeathmark Před 6 lety +29

      hojokolomono1 the chicken is better

    • @iwatchvidswiththis
      @iwatchvidswiththis Před 6 lety +75

      LOL I had the chicken one it wasn’t much better

    • @tgiabyss9035
      @tgiabyss9035 Před 5 lety +6

      Tbh that made me laugh lol

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem Před 5 lety +2

      Give me the BREAD
      No! I don't like that!

    • @MissMBA
      @MissMBA Před 3 lety +1

      I'll have the burger, hold everything except the tomato!

  • @seandaniel23
    @seandaniel23 Před 6 lety +2561

    The hurt in his eyes shook me to my soul.

  • @okioter
    @okioter Před 5 lety +805

    Those tense few seconds before you finished taking a drink took me back to high school and straight into the principal's office. I haven't felt fear like this in years, instant sub from me.

  • @RamMohammadJosephKaur
    @RamMohammadJosephKaur Před 6 lety +1729

    I wish I could take my studies as seriously as this guy takes his burger.

  • @draxxus
    @draxxus Před 6 lety +2873

    5:14 - did the burger make you hallucinate?

  • @only1ydk
    @only1ydk Před 6 lety +427

    When he loosened his tie I knew that shit was about to hit the fan

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 6 lety +19

    It is.

  • @frootfather9063
    @frootfather9063 Před 5 lety +436

    The way he dropped the burger back into the box I knew it was gonna be terrible

    • @Ippiki9
      @Ippiki9 Před 2 lety +22

      closing the box was like sealing a coffin

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 Před 2 lety

      See ya in hell kiddo 🙏🏼🔥🙏🏼

  • @sidneyisais8862
    @sidneyisais8862 Před 6 lety +1320

    I'm gonna keep bothering you to go on Hot ones, Brah.

    • @robertbeauchamp4031
      @robertbeauchamp4031 Před 6 lety +155

      Sidney Isais i didnt know i wanted this until i saw your comment

    • @FatalREM
      @FatalREM Před 6 lety +48

      I have a feeling it's only a matter of time. If he was willing for Tosh, anyway..

    • @sidneyisais8862
      @sidneyisais8862 Před 6 lety +14

      Robert Beauchamp I've been commenting on a lot of his videos to go on Hot Ones
      He hasn't seen any yet, not that I know of

    • @ammarmasood1752
      @ammarmasood1752 Před 6 lety +43

      He might appear at H3H3 podcast and Ethan gave him invitation on twitter few weeks ago!

    • @sidneyisais8862
      @sidneyisais8862 Před 6 lety +1

      AmmarMs Hell yeah bOi

  • @MagicPortal
    @MagicPortal Před 6 lety +320

    "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." Greatest quote holds true

    • @psychobane7926
      @psychobane7926 Před 6 lety +6

      sounds like my parents

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner Před 6 lety +1

      That should be on T-shirts and other merch.

    • @MagicPortal
      @MagicPortal Před 6 lety +1

      James Lawner It is! See the merch link under the video. Buy it. Great design.

  • @ryaaaaaaaan7115
    @ryaaaaaaaan7115 Před 6 lety +524

    You can see the sheer anger in his face when he threw the burger back into the box. He mad.

    • @brave1
      @brave1 Před 6 lety +5

      furry

    • @Lr_Rahim
      @Lr_Rahim Před 5 lety +11

      brave that’s appa from Avatar

  • @cmb8970
    @cmb8970 Před 6 lety +1003

    5:14 - Paranormal activity.

    • @ElCap1van
      @ElCap1van Před 5 lety +5

      Hahah lmao

    • @DA-ok8qe
      @DA-ok8qe Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha 😁

    • @DuBzBubby
      @DuBzBubby Před 3 lety

      LOL!

    • @amberbell1147
      @amberbell1147 Před 3 lety +3

      7:23-napkin appears to move by itself...just me?

    • @Who1156
      @Who1156 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@amberbell1147Neurodermatitishypopigmentation

  • @harleyserpa8334
    @harleyserpa8334 Před 6 lety +531

    “They tried to toast the bun, which is a kind gesture” Lol that had me dead.

    • @applejellypucci
      @applejellypucci Před 6 lety +1

      😆😆😆😭

    • @mikehopkins3730
      @mikehopkins3730 Před 6 lety +2

      We serve them on an artisan bun in which it's toasted and it's a white cheese almost like a Swiss looking cheese

  • @JamoSimcity47
    @JamoSimcity47 Před 6 lety +302

    5:12 When you're a child of god, but Satan starts whispering in your ear. 😂😂😂

    • @xVertexGaming
      @xVertexGaming Před 6 lety

      Ayyy

    • @HP-sx5gv
      @HP-sx5gv Před 6 lety +7

      LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂 THIS DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH LIKES....I LITERALLY LMFAO AT THIS.

    • @borihenna2014
      @borihenna2014 Před 6 lety

      AHAHAHAHA

    • @EmoniPrettyGurl
      @EmoniPrettyGurl Před 6 lety +5

      Bruh Im in the hospital room visiting my grandma and I read this and played it and busted out weak asf the nurse looked at me crazy 😂😂😂

    • @NACHOOOOLIBREEEE
      @NACHOOOOLIBREEEE Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂

  • @CLHall
    @CLHall Před 6 lety +450

    Those few moments while he eats in silence while the clock ticking in the background is what I live for

    • @grandginger4350
      @grandginger4350 Před 6 lety +1

      Same

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 Před 6 lety +18

      If only we also had insight to what is going through his mind during those moments. Luckily he considers us mortals and shares those thoughts with us shortly afterwards.

    • @rudeboyspodcast
      @rudeboyspodcast Před 6 lety +2

      There's a LOT of thoughts going through his 200 IQ brain.

    • @thisguy2993
      @thisguy2993 Před 6 lety

      Correction 1000iQ

    • @Joey-qx9cf
      @Joey-qx9cf Před 6 lety

      Seth Hazel 10000000IQ*

  • @harmlessbystander621
    @harmlessbystander621 Před 5 lety +380

    5:14 when the Shrooms kick in and everything starts melting

    • @joeyjaime3746
      @joeyjaime3746 Před 5 lety +3

      I get the fisheye lenses effect for some reason

    • @justinalbritton9866
      @justinalbritton9866 Před 5 lety

      Harmless Bystander good ol fashion acid flash back huh lol!

  • @griffingfx
    @griffingfx Před 6 lety +221

    The tomato deserves to be in a better place 😂

  • @JoleneGov
    @JoleneGov Před 6 lety +1186

    You know it's getting serious when da boi loosens his tie.

    • @JazzRabbit.
      @JazzRabbit. Před 6 lety +20

      Jolene Go Lol he's preparing for ultimate destruction!

    • @wisperinbullets9552
      @wisperinbullets9552 Před 6 lety +9

      It be funny if it was a clip on tie

    • @sithjohn80
      @sithjohn80 Před 6 lety +17

      When he loosened it I was like _oh shit_

    • @p.j7269
      @p.j7269 Před 6 lety +2

      Then he sips some Coke to purify his stomach

  • @AlanA-rj7jz
    @AlanA-rj7jz Před 6 lety +143

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @praisethesub1491
      @praisethesub1491 Před 6 lety

      Alan A right today I was going to try it and now that I know the truth I sadly will not. I was hoping it would be amazing.

    • @gordonmohr2268
      @gordonmohr2268 Před 6 lety +2

      ha, that line is a classic!

    • @Chefmajor234
      @Chefmajor234 Před 6 lety

      @Alan A *whispers* nice profile picture ;)

    • @AlanA-rj7jz
      @AlanA-rj7jz Před 6 lety

      Thanks man, I freaking love Death. Whats your favorite album and which song from that album is your favorite? Mine is Scream Bloody Gore and my favorite song(s) are Baptized In Blood and Zombie RItual

    • @AlanA-rj7jz
      @AlanA-rj7jz Před 6 lety

      F to pay respects

  • @succuled1969
    @succuled1969 Před 5 lety +903

    5:14 *his third eye opened up*

  • @Beaver-1
    @Beaver-1 Před 6 lety +475

    *tie loosening intensifies*

    • @Beaver-1
      @Beaver-1 Před 6 lety +9

      Brah is disappoint :(

    • @trilliasf
      @trilliasf Před 6 lety +1

      -Presenting; the shaky follow cam on the tie loosening-

    • @frankthetank8216
      @frankthetank8216 Před 6 lety +2

      6:15 shit just got real

    • @halcyon940
      @halcyon940 Před měsícem

      @@Beaver-1 and his day is ruin

  • @maria.menezess
    @maria.menezess Před 5 lety +382

    5:13 when you get Vietnam flashbacks and see the bullets flying over you, then suddenly wake up

  • @PrisonPlanetLive
    @PrisonPlanetLive Před 6 lety +1168

    "That tomato didn't deserve to be on this sandwich."

    • @jakewintern
      @jakewintern Před 6 lety +98

      Paul Joseph Watson THE TRUTH ABOUT MCDONALD'S WHITE CHEDDAR BURGER

    • @reyoung268
      @reyoung268 Před 6 lety +37

      "ANOTHER STUPID F***ING MCDONALD'S PREMIUM SANDWICH." - #iwouldwatch

    • @Thes4LT
      @Thes4LT Před 6 lety +28

      IMAGUN MAI SHAWK

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 Před 6 lety +15

      Ancestral Mage Oh please. 🙄

    • @ME-ru4hv
      @ME-ru4hv Před 6 lety +2

      Yea Paul and he gave a not bad burger (fro mcDs) a bad review because he doesn't freaking us Ketchup!!

  • @Schlaktad
    @Schlaktad Před 6 lety +1295

    I'm glad you said "and everyone watching" because my dog always watch your videos

    • @apollofn77
      @apollofn77 Před 5 lety +27

      Commenting so U can see the amount of likes U got (9 months later)

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox Před 5 lety +17

      Fart fart i love to fart

    • @shravanpoojary2904
      @shravanpoojary2904 Před 3 lety +7

      @@KrisVic91 Well by your Profile pic and Your style of writing comments i diagnose you with " Toxicpersonalityontheinternet "

    • @ectomorph_7
      @ectomorph_7 Před 2 lety

      And dopey liberals that dont associate themselves with a gender. 😂😂🇺🇸

    • @mynameisntemma167
      @mynameisntemma167 Před rokem +4

      4 yrs, a very wonderful comment still

  • @nakedflames
    @nakedflames Před 6 lety +1125

    The intro words that warm my soul

    • @-chairs-9541
      @-chairs-9541 Před 6 lety +10

      Why does he say "running on empty"???

    • @luccar2156
      @luccar2156 Před 6 lety +27

      Ara Because when your hungry your essentially running on "empty" then he segways into "food review" fixing that problem and providing us with a review in the process.

    • @-chairs-9541
      @-chairs-9541 Před 6 lety +2

      Cameron Turner oh right.

    • @-chairs-9541
      @-chairs-9541 Před 6 lety +18

      When i order some food im gonna say "running on empty" to the delivery person

    • @gilbertgrape9969
      @gilbertgrape9969 Před 6 lety +4

      Ara Because he’s a fucking weirdo

  • @jianweichen7670
    @jianweichen7670 Před 6 lety +703

    This guy programmed Mark Zuckerberg

    • @gallonofpringles
      @gallonofpringles Před 6 lety +2

      Why you gotta read my name? Facts 😂😂

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Před 6 lety +2

      Why you gotta read my name? Correction it's why do you have to read my name*

    • @12345678927164
      @12345678927164 Před 6 lety +8

      This guy created human consciousness.

    • @homoliber9546
      @homoliber9546 Před 6 lety

      This guy is whiter than Conan O'Brien

    • @XxBlindoutxX
      @XxBlindoutxX Před 6 lety

      this dude never seen a line of code in his life

  • @blackdogultra
    @blackdogultra Před 5 lety +236

    Never take apart a McDonald's burger and inspect it.... you will be disappointed everytime!!

  • @aloe83
    @aloe83 Před 5 lety +290

    This man, this hero, suffers so that we don’t have to.

    • @s.i2898
      @s.i2898 Před 4 lety

      Ezequiel Ramirez sufer this 💩

    • @leelduttis4086
      @leelduttis4086 Před 4 lety +3

      *I’m ThE nOsTaLgIa CrItIc AnD i ReMeMbEr It So YoU dOn’T hAvE tO*

    • @mazedude5911
      @mazedude5911 Před 3 lety +1

      @@leelduttis4086 what’s a nonsense cricet

    • @leelduttis4086
      @leelduttis4086 Před 3 lety

      @@mazedude5911 huh

  • @fastfoodpitstops
    @fastfoodpitstops Před 6 lety +2709

    "That tomato didn't deserve to be on this sandwich!" - 9:53 Reviewbrah 2018

  • @freediugh416
    @freediugh416 Před 6 lety +2766

    Vampire dont like garlic.

    • @freediugh416
      @freediugh416 Před 6 lety +168

      brah you know you shouldve passed on this one.

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 6 lety +620

      I hate to admit it, but you're probably right Free Diugh.

    • @Rangernewb5550
      @Rangernewb5550 Před 6 lety +39

      *oof*

    • @sindreha
      @sindreha Před 6 lety +7

      Hahahahahahah

    • @axisofpeter
      @axisofpeter Před 6 lety +4

      You're Joey, aren't you? Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man doesn't like flames.

  • @martinpadilla1587
    @martinpadilla1587 Před 6 lety +471

    The beauty of this is that you think he's playing a character, but he isn't.

    • @owendebruyn216
      @owendebruyn216 Před 6 lety +101

      He is definitely extremely hard to read, on one hand he is fully aware of the meme status he has, and on the other hand each video seems genuinely him, i would live to meet him in real life

    • @lpsgoofyladie9948
      @lpsgoofyladie9948 Před 6 lety

      Martin Padilla does he have any social media?

    • @luckyzg5330
      @luckyzg5330 Před 5 lety +4

      check his old videos he has always been like that

    • @RoadRageRadio
      @RoadRageRadio Před 5 lety

      It's a bit of an act.

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 Před 5 lety +6

      I’m pretty sure the suit is part of his gimmick. Whether it’s supposed to be comedic, I don’t think so, I just think it’s part of his mark (signature). His reviews though are genuine, despite his awkwardness, I’m pretty entertained.

  • @Vhite
    @Vhite Před 5 lety +215

    I've never worked in a fast food chain or with food whatsoever, yet somehow you made me feel guilty about this burger.

  • @mtoffo2275
    @mtoffo2275 Před 6 lety +940

    This guy is so weird, but in a nice way. I can’t stop watching. God knows why: the topics don’t even interest me, but he’s a very pleasant speaker

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy Před 6 lety +126

      Fool's Doge He's captivating. An all around interesting person

    • @wileyjdraws7594
      @wileyjdraws7594 Před 6 lety +62

      Lol same here I care nothing about food reviews

    • @LeJimster
      @LeJimster Před 6 lety +54

      I'm vegan living outside of the US. So his food reviews have nothing for me, but they're fun to watch anyways. Lol, well I lie.. He did review some water one time. It was spectacular :-P

    • @KipaYumiya
      @KipaYumiya Před 6 lety +13

      Im stuck too, pls help

    • @Dizzy206
      @Dizzy206 Před 6 lety +39

      I thought i was the only one who thought this way. I never really cared about the food itself, and i find his commentary to be oddly satisfying yet weird. And it's just even more interesting that he's always dressed up, and well mannered, yet reviews fast food.

  • @catdogpigduck
    @catdogpigduck Před 6 lety +150

    I like the part where a ghost starts attacking you while you are eating.

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  Před 6 lety +107

      Yeah, that was really intense.

    • @wonderfulmuffinz254
      @wonderfulmuffinz254 Před 6 lety +9

      catdogpigduck 😂 I thought it was his excitement over the taste, but then the box closed and the tie was loosened!

    • @Mnyu
      @Mnyu Před 6 lety +3

      The ghost attacks him at 5:14 .

    • @tacticalantics
      @tacticalantics Před 6 lety

      Lol that's great

  • @paullucas6275
    @paullucas6275 Před 6 lety +86

    The way he dropped the burger back in the box I knew was terrible 😂

  • @Doombringer_r
    @Doombringer_r Před 4 lety +43

    5:14
    He looks like he's asking God why the hell he has to eat this garbage.

    • @shay611
      @shay611 Před 3 lety +3

      Cant ask god when he is god

    • @VJETRA
      @VJETRA Před 3 lety +2

      S០ hes asking himនelf?

  • @tripleaaa4409
    @tripleaaa4409 Před 6 lety +630

    This was a religious experience.

    • @renv8441
      @renv8441 Před 6 lety +2

      TRIPLE AAA the 666 likes really makes this comment

  • @TigerT242
    @TigerT242 Před 6 lety +129

    "That tomato deserved to be in a better place" LOL

  • @cheyenneworner7842
    @cheyenneworner7842 Před 6 lety +132

    The god has been displeased, McDonald’s better issue an official apology and promote that good tomato to branch manager

  • @PhilosoFeed
    @PhilosoFeed Před 5 lety +88

    "That tomato didn't deserve to be on this sandwich. That tomato deserved to be in a better place, quite frankly."
    This is my first time watching this guy's videos and holy shit I am dying lol. The best part is that he isn't even trying to be funny.

    • @dantewhirlpool2227
      @dantewhirlpool2227 Před rokem

      He is sometimes, he’s just great at coming across natural at all times because for the most part he is. But he’s got a great sense of humor

  • @alexmason7353
    @alexmason7353 Před 6 lety +899

    Should he do messy hair and casual clothes for 1 million subscribers?

  • @kushizm762
    @kushizm762 Před 6 lety +389

    Wait a minute...Look! He was hiding the garlic chips under his tongue the whole time!

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 Před 6 lety +50

      OfficialSnoopDogg And there's the garlic chips from before!

    • @shwebz1964
      @shwebz1964 Před 6 lety +66

      And there's my car keys!

    • @frossty8876
      @frossty8876 Před 6 lety +3

      Omg I love these spongebob refrences

    • @growhappy6105
      @growhappy6105 Před 6 lety +2

      Omg I have literally never laughed so hard at a CZcams comment

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 Před 6 lety +11

      And there’s my ride

  • @darthkiller14
    @darthkiller14 Před 6 lety +80

    Oh snap... the losening of the tie, this sandwhich has made him a M A D L A D

  • @momoandtiktokupdates9215
    @momoandtiktokupdates9215 Před 5 lety +65

    5:14 when your sleeping is class and your teacher shouts at you to wake up.

  • @TalkingBook72
    @TalkingBook72 Před 6 lety +570

    Friendly reminder that this dude has been making these videos for 7 years

    • @jessicarainesart
      @jessicarainesart Před 6 lety +46

      DrValentinovich this is passion at work

    • @subway5907
      @subway5907 Před 6 lety +31

      JEFFGUITAR i think being a internet celebrity with a million CZcams subs is more exiting than most jobs

    • @artemasquibble1534
      @artemasquibble1534 Před 6 lety +1

      I thought it was Joe Jackson for a moment.

    • @JEFFGUITAR
      @JEFFGUITAR Před 6 lety

      Eh.. From Alverton?

    • @Shady2x0Boyz
      @Shady2x0Boyz Před 6 lety +2

      JEFFGUITAR good lord, you're obnoxious lmao

  • @fastfoodpitstops
    @fastfoodpitstops Před 6 lety +1601

    Once he reviews Holy Water I can die a happy man

    • @__The_Real_V__
      @__The_Real_V__ Před 6 lety +40

      He already reviewed it. All holy water is, is purified water.
      So you want a holy water review? Go watch his review of Wal-Mart water

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 Před 6 lety +23

      His Holy Water is the water he drinks on the daily.

    • @Holtwizer
      @Holtwizer Před 6 lety

      Avid Fan Excuse me, what?

    • @CzuPaper
      @CzuPaper Před 6 lety +6

      Holy water is full of ecoli n shit so I'd rather he didn't

    • @fastfoodpitstops
      @fastfoodpitstops Před 6 lety +5

      I hope it gets pinned so I have confirmation the deity can hear me

  • @Gooner1990
    @Gooner1990 Před 6 lety +902

    You look like the white version of Snoop Dogg

    • @blackdogultra
      @blackdogultra Před 5 lety +4

      How can u insulate Snoop Dogg like that?

    • @YoureAPillock
      @YoureAPillock Před 5 lety +83

      Fuck up PBR mate. Ye look like a thumb. Ye brush your teeth with a jack hammer. Ye suck on golf clubs for fun. "Insulate" - Aye mate, hes tryin to keep him fuckin warm. Top one lad, ya wee fanny.

    • @killzombiesOMG
      @killzombiesOMG Před 5 lety +3

      @@YoureAPillock huh?

    • @Marcin-ic3zz
      @Marcin-ic3zz Před 5 lety +43

      @@blackdogultra Shut up before I "insulate" your face

    • @urtellingmeshrimpfriedthisrice
      @urtellingmeshrimpfriedthisrice Před 5 lety +15

      @@blackdogultra You're an aussie aren't you?

  • @mollyallen50
    @mollyallen50 Před 6 lety +244

    i love how he says “running on empty, fOOD revieW”

    • @Discust
      @Discust Před 5 lety +15

      Eliseo Palestina your a grown man hitting on way younger girls on a one year old comment......your life must be terrible but hey people like you make me feel just that much better knowing my life doesn’t suck that bad trying to get women from a CZcams comment section of a reviewbrah video smh

    • @Mommyhelsie
      @Mommyhelsie Před 5 lety +3

      helloimmolly holy shit your hot

    • @Discust
      @Discust Před 4 lety

      MEEPBUD I can’t stand simps

    • @Discust
      @Discust Před 4 lety +3

      MEEPBUD plus the only losers who defend other losers who compliment women on comment sections thinking it’s gonna get them a date or even thinking it’ll make the girl like them or something are losers stupid fatass. I bet you do the same thing

    • @user-cf3bx1id1z
      @user-cf3bx1id1z Před 4 lety +13

      @@Discust shut the fuck up honestly

  • @joshuaekstedt1810
    @joshuaekstedt1810 Před 6 lety +202

    Haiku: garlic chips missing
    Salt saturated patty
    Tie askew. . .Mc fail

  • @Edognightcrest
    @Edognightcrest Před 6 lety +255

    Seeing these classless fools spout nonsense toward this god amongst men fills me with pain and anguish.

    • @kevingang6581
      @kevingang6581 Před 6 lety +11

      Erin Spruill much like the tomato, us followers are in a sea of non believers

    • @95xkiller
      @95xkiller Před 6 lety

      Anguish beef?

    • @LeAlejx
      @LeAlejx Před 5 lety +3

      Indeed, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @elfridah
    @elfridah Před 6 lety +965

    It's seriously attractive to me whenever someone loosens their tie like that. Damn.

  • @pauline9970
    @pauline9970 Před 5 lety +56

    When reviewbrah threw that burger down and shut the lid, I could hear the cries of millions of McDonalds employees worldwide

    • @El_Sueno591
      @El_Sueno591 Před 4 lety +1

      Tommy Salami he reviewing their food lol they gonna care it’s called advertising

  • @BrandonReck
    @BrandonReck Před 6 lety +992

    I feel like he’s officially embracing his inner meme.

  • @CastellonZamora
    @CastellonZamora Před 6 lety +207

    the loosening of the tie was pretty racy for a family show

    • @gg_v2
      @gg_v2 Před 6 lety +1

      Castellon Zamora exactly. Blinded my eyes, this guy sure did. Grievances WILL BE FILED 😂

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. Před 6 lety +6

      eli taggart you want some milk with the heat

  • @justinjones9745
    @justinjones9745 Před 6 lety +62

    You know shits getting serious when he loosens the tie and gives the “not mad just disappointed” face

  • @celineeriksen842
    @celineeriksen842 Před 6 lety +200

    Why is his picture not on every fast foods backroom as a warning, make this shitt right, it's god!

  • @420sx5
    @420sx5 Před 6 lety +246

    What did we do to deserve this legend

    • @nixmd8266
      @nixmd8266 Před 6 lety +14

      I pray 4 times a day for a perfect human....

    • @succ4827
      @succ4827 Před 6 lety +2

      I do S.O.S. radio calls for Food-Jesus to rise and here we are.

    • @lucasmoore5969
      @lucasmoore5969 Před 6 lety +3

      Nothing

    • @PressRao
      @PressRao Před 6 lety

      Nothing, weren't worthy.....

  • @BRAG450
    @BRAG450 Před 6 lety +100

    I love how he eats the first few bites fine, but the last bite he takes he gets pissed and throws the burger down. Like it offended him to taste it. These reviews are the best.

  • @77madman
    @77madman Před 6 lety +327

    6:15 THEY HAVE ANGERED GOD!!!

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc4135 Před 6 lety +185

    Holy shit.. Once he bit into the sandwich I felt like I could sense the disappointment through sheer spiritual contact, and then he loosened his tie and I realized shit was going down. Before I knew it he unbuttoned his shirt and I was shook to my core. How could an enterprise be granted such a contingency as to clemency such an unappetizing and unpalatable feast. I must say I am most disconcerted and shaken. Thank you Reviewbrah for exhibitioning the glaringly depressed condition of this luncheon. I shall certainly stay away from this "Garlic White Cheddar Burger".. Appreciate the review, keep it up!

  • @mrdanthesnowman
    @mrdanthesnowman Před 6 lety +92

    Holy shit he loosened his tie!!! So casual. You might as well have worn a Hawaiian shirt reviewbrah!!! I don't know if I'm ready for casual reviews.

  • @joshieque9460
    @joshieque9460 Před 6 lety +280

    We must protect this man at all cost.

  • @hannahchristensen9106
    @hannahchristensen9106 Před 6 lety +245

    The sandwich tastes how a corpse might. Nastiest thing I have ever had from McDonalds.

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 Před 6 lety +129

    I can only pray that one day I can look as intimidating as you loosening your tie

  • @michaelgoodridge462
    @michaelgoodridge462 Před 6 lety +81

    Even your chair looks disappointed after you get up.
    This is a situation where you take it back and play the "do you know who I am?" card. You've earned that card.

  • @SlopTart07260
    @SlopTart07260 Před 6 lety +225

    When the teacher says 10 page minimum. This guy writes 20. When the teacher says must be at least a 15 minute presentation. This guy takes an up an entire class.

    • @beardupbeerdown7355
      @beardupbeerdown7355 Před 6 lety +2

      Logan Seamans when there's only 3 words needed: McDonalds is shit.

    • @batteringram4822
      @batteringram4822 Před 6 lety +18

      No because we all know that already and it wouldn't be worth watching at all. The way he presents things is unique and intriguing - even on boring topics such as this crap "food."

  • @besllu8116
    @besllu8116 Před 5 lety +131

    That poor tomato. :(

  • @luketheduke1402
    @luketheduke1402 Před 6 lety +265

    I love seeing him walk up in the mirror in the background it's like a preview of a god

    • @l0ckyw0cky
      @l0ckyw0cky Před 6 lety +1

      It’s so majestic to see him do that

  • @Theloversconjure
    @Theloversconjure Před 6 lety +100

    That poor tomato. Such an injustice.

  • @Dingkosh
    @Dingkosh Před 6 lety +115

    Reviewbrah's disappointment was immeasurable and his day was ruined.

  • @SwiftStixx
    @SwiftStixx Před 6 lety +242

    Oh my... the slight ticking of the clock, the subtle crunches of the lettuce... The sound made me feel as if I was in the room with you

  • @Netizpossible
    @Netizpossible Před 6 lety +59

    6:15 Trust me, this is the closest anyone will ever get to seeing God himself undressed.

    • @tomcruise7911
      @tomcruise7911 Před 6 lety

      In his Average Day 2017 video he presents himself in only an undershirt. I'm pretty sure it's the only time he has ever appeared in a shirt that wasn't a button-down on youtube.

  • @Nurpus
    @Nurpus Před 6 lety +486

    0:41 *how can a man be so savage?*

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 Před 6 lety +82

    Ngl, I was afraid Brah was gonna go beat McDonald's ass after he loosened his tie. Shit got real.

    • @jamie3732
      @jamie3732 Před 6 lety +8

      Matt LITC he was scary af just staring at the camera ready to fuck Ronald himself up

    • @harleybynature
      @harleybynature Před 6 lety

      Matt LITC omg S.A. M.E.

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 Před 5 lety +51

    "That tomato deserved to be in a better place." Bless your heart.

  • @felixcsao4184
    @felixcsao4184 Před 6 lety +90

    5:14 when customers try to ask you question while u on ur lunch break

  • @GhostLyricist
    @GhostLyricist Před 6 lety +53

    5:13 You know its bad when the burger starts giving you seizures.

  • @ipissed
    @ipissed Před 6 lety +53

    A process was invented in the 1980's that makes white cheese maintain it's white color after it's melted. Before then all cheese's would become more clear when melted. This cheese may actually be more natural than most.

  • @Buckheimer
    @Buckheimer Před 5 lety +106

    Reviewbrah: *Loosens tie*
    Me: SMITE ME ALMIGHTY

  • @Ja-uu9ep
    @Ja-uu9ep Před 6 lety +299

    I thought he was a vampire but you can see his reflection at the start so never mind.

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 Před 5 lety +8

      eh no he is an angel

    • @bocolatebhipbookie
      @bocolatebhipbookie Před 5 lety +9

      That's CGI that was added in later.

    • @greenwall3775
      @greenwall3775 Před 5 lety

      Was it not the garlic?

    • @aldrincruz5682
      @aldrincruz5682 Před 5 lety

      That's actually a small tv.

    • @OreoVII
      @OreoVII Před 5 lety

      @@bocolatebhipbookie Yeah, it seemed a little too deliberate. Like he was trying to prove he has a reflection.
      But then again, I guess all he eats is fast food, so i guess he's not such a bad vampire.

  • @SuperCreativeHandle
    @SuperCreativeHandle Před 6 lety +55

    He's not mad, just... disappointed.

  • @bollied5760
    @bollied5760 Před 6 lety +881

    "Helloo everyone, this is running on empty, *GOD HIMSELF.* "

  • @agustinortega5688
    @agustinortega5688 Před 5 lety +230

    Reviewbrah should have appeared on the 2018 yt rewind

    • @Bob-wr4vg
      @Bob-wr4vg Před 5 lety +50

      No. He'd be stuck doing fortnite dances and talking about political issues while doing cringy dances. He was spared from yt rewind 2018

    • @godsavecanada
      @godsavecanada Před 5 lety +1

      Haha yeah reviewing a burger

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 Před 5 lety +10

      Their heresy would not only corrupt his legacy but his bloodline would no longer be pure and the prophecy would never come true

    • @godsavecanada
      @godsavecanada Před 5 lety +2

      @@cryojudgement2376 uhm time travel

  • @reeceb4622
    @reeceb4622 Před 6 lety +119

    *SOME TOMATO EXTRACTION*

    • @sadhlife
      @sadhlife Před 6 lety +6

      finna nut over that vocabulary

  • @goofycawfee
    @goofycawfee Před 6 lety +40

    That bell around 2:27 makes me reconsider what era you're actually in

    • @cloudywon
      @cloudywon Před 6 lety +4

      He's in the 30s I believe

    • @iJamie8467x
      @iJamie8467x Před 6 lety +8

      Rachel I honestly believe Reviewbrah used to be a Old man who was given youth again, he was a old man, he went to church than he started praying and wishing to be in his 20s again, God granted him his wish, he went to bed, woke up, got out of bed noticed his pain was gone, he looked in a mirror and saw a young him, he decided to use his health to be able to eat fast food everyday

    • @goofycawfee
      @goofycawfee Před 6 lety

      iJamie8467x I can't even doubt that, he either got his prayer answered or he's a time traveler!

  • @unusualunboxings4221
    @unusualunboxings4221 Před 6 lety +284

    5:15 dude legit forgot who he was for a second.

  • @nou567
    @nou567 Před 5 lety +59

    5:14 when you try to roast your friend by the ultimate insult, but he says "no u".

  • @SylvianLight
    @SylvianLight Před 6 lety +209

    The lord has spoketh. I am not going to be buying that crappy sandwich.

    • @CadetKosmov
      @CadetKosmov Před 6 lety +5

      The lorde has spoketh*

    • @ox1742
      @ox1742 Před 6 lety +2

      Cadet Kosmov LMAO

    • @DankBudd
      @DankBudd Před 6 lety +2

      Hear yee hear yee, let it be known. Amen

    • @DrFrogglePhD
      @DrFrogglePhD Před 6 lety +3

      No it's actually pretty good. He only enjoys trash. Gallon of ketchup a month sort of guy.

    • @thepoppyhall
      @thepoppyhall Před 6 lety +1

      The chicken sandwich version is pretty good

  • @CreamTacos123
    @CreamTacos123 Před 6 lety +76

    I'm a cashier at McDonald's and since its release I've seen this thing ordered MAYBE 10 times. It will certainly be replaced very soon.

    • @robertwilliams5618
      @robertwilliams5618 Před 6 lety

      Hoyce its delicious. I get it a lot

    • @CreamTacos123
      @CreamTacos123 Před 6 lety +8

      Robert Williams I have been meaning to give it a try but the sweet BBQ bacon is too enticing.

    • @robertwilliams5618
      @robertwilliams5618 Před 6 lety

      Hoyce do you guys have the fresh beef now?

    • @camerondodge9151
      @camerondodge9151 Před 6 lety +2

      Robert Williams at certain locations the one I work at does

    • @CreamTacos123
      @CreamTacos123 Před 6 lety

      Robert Williams my location does and I hadn't had the Quarter pounder before it was made fresh but it is super tasty. Highly recommend.

  • @lordofgangstas
    @lordofgangstas Před 6 lety +21

    My stupid ass tried to smell the burger when he held it up to the camera

    • @jlav9594
      @jlav9594 Před 6 lety

      lordofgangstas thank you for making me laugh.

  • @edwardquin4464
    @edwardquin4464 Před 6 lety +25

    This man has mastered the arts of living and communicating. Like any artist his work is even beyond his own comprehension and his instinctive grasp of that gives him a genuine common touch. Enlightening, edifying and fascinating.

  • @danh8776
    @danh8776 Před 6 lety +55

    I like how raw the video is and how you're not afraid to be honest. You hold no punches and that is what makes this the perfect review channel.

  • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
    @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 Před 6 lety +104

    I lost it when he loosened his tie

    • @DatBobDole
      @DatBobDole Před 6 lety +5

      I creamed in my jeans!! SUCH A BADBOY OMG!!!!

  • @DianadeMartin
    @DianadeMartin Před 6 lety +18

    5:13 When you realise you had to call someone but can't remember who

  • @yulls9680
    @yulls9680 Před 5 lety +58

    Worker: do You want crispy or grilled beef? Me: WTF

    • @daredevildog5483
      @daredevildog5483 Před 5 lety +1

      Yully Dully they have 2 meats crispy chicken or grilled beef

    • @Mommyhelsie
      @Mommyhelsie Před 5 lety +1

      Yully Dully oh yeah yeah