We Replaced John Wick with Steven Seagal
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00:00 John Wick Without Keanu
01:04 Seagal: Love or Hate
05:14 Building the Trailer
08:08 The Chair
09:19 Jordan Saves America
10:30 Essence of Seagal
14:18 Brett the Son
14:58 Showtime
15:29 The Trailer Reveal
16:55 The Crew Votes
18:21 Keanu and the Good People - Zábava
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unless i see full frontal too i'm gonna need a refund
i need me a ticket 🎟️
This idea of Steven Seagal in john wick would make for a great spoof.
The fact that Steven probably thinks to himself “I could do that” every time he watches one of these movies makes it even better
Segal's first few movies were fine, he just couldn't let it go once he got out of shape. People don't seem to remember Above the Law or Out for Justice, just the crappier ones he made later.
I will give him some credit. Steven can shoot. No joke. He definitely is decent at shooting guns in real life. When he was doing that cringe cop show he had to spend time at the range, and he definitely can shoot. So thats like the only thing he has going for him.
My personal favorite martial arts celebrity, and has been since i met him as a kid at a martial arts tournament, is jason david frank. The guy who played Tommy/Green/white/red power ranger.
Lol. I am not kidding. Believe it or not the guy was stacked in martial arts.
1st dan Black Belt in Shotokan Karate
Black Belt in Wado-ryu Karate
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black Belt in Judo
Purple Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Ajarn Degree in Muay Thai.
His mma record was 5 wins 0 loses. 3 by submission and 2 by knock out.
When i met him as a kid he gave us a motivational power rangers speech, and then showed us some stuff. I personally would not like to be kicked by him. He can kick the living crap out of you. Say good bye to your shins.
He was a good guy too. Kinda like a newer chuck norris as far as good man, and not like the crap coming out of Hollywood these days. A decent role model to kids.
Steven Seagal is not a role model
Oh ya, Segall's ego will never allow him to believe that he's being parodied. He will see it as praise or admiration for his amazing abilities he thinks he has
You're wrong. What he actually thinks is: "I could do that... but better."
Keanu and Seagal are basically the exact opposite.
Thanks for the comedy 😂
Yes steven being a big putin supporter
Pretty much. Keanu is one of the few actors I would be shocked if they were really a serial killer(though after john wick he definitely has the skills)
@@accidentalgenius8252 The beauty and brilliance of Keanu is that we don't actually know who or what he supports. Everyone is free to and damn sure will, fill in whatever they WANT to believe.
not really bet making john wick they looked at all the martial arts movies even the comedy arts of steven seagul lol
I love that his tomatometer just went from dropping every movie to critics not even bothering reviewing it.
My favourite Steven Seagal anecdote will always be the one about him at some party in Florida with a bunch of other Hollywood action stars (and Madonna) and he talked smack about Jean Claude Van Damme, who wasn't going to put up with his shit for a second and demanded him to square up, only for Seagal to bail out and spend the rest of the night dodging JCVD, who was actively trying to challenge him to a fight, all around Miami 😂
JCVD is legit, and I have no doubt he’d drop him.
My favorite is the one where Seagal told notes Judo expert Gene Labell that he couldn’t be choked out, Gene proceeded to choke him out immediately where then Steven evacuated his bowels.
@@SunsetBebopWhy do people keep spreading fake, disproved stories? Does no one care about actual facts?
This right here. There's no recording of this, which is a shame, but more people collaborate this story than any of Seagal's life achievements.@@SunsetBebop
U watc too much YT.
@@fkb123123and you seems to have the inability to form a proper grammar.
I am an older man. Once a Segal fan from the old days. Also a John Wick fan. I gotta tell you, you guys killed this preview. One of the best things that I have seen. Very good job boys.
the fact you’re a segal fan just destroyed any credibility you have
@@KimoKimochiiI doubt anyone cares that much.
@@KimoKimochii I'm a segal "fan" because I enjoy watching his shitty movies and laughing at them, same thing with niel breen
@@KimoKimochii the fact that you came here to troll instead of offer any valid commentary destroyed any credibility you have
@@legend7951 think you need to look up the definition of “fan”
Space ice took one for the team. The torture he went through for humanity just to bring us all those funny videos? He deserves a medal.
Hell yeah, his videos are hilarious 🤣
He does 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God bless Space Ice. One day humanity will erect a statue in his name.
Don't forgot Redeye Review's that also did a lot of his movies and his cop show Law man.
Steven Seagal as John Wick is so good it can save the puppy in John Wick 1.
Your VFX team were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. 😂
2 weeks from now we are going to have a Velocisegal! And the end of life as we know it on earth.
*'Jeff Goldblum lowering sunglasses at giant pile of shit' gif
Lmfao
They definitely should 🤪🤣😂
Let's add GoldBloom as the concierge
Him pushing himself around on his tippy toes and "If you run you die" killed me.
16:04 - this is one of the funniest clips and concepts I’ve ever seen. The idea of shooting while scooting around in a chair is hilarious. I’d love to see a scene where he clears a building only in a chair. Then he takes the elevator to get to the next floor and starts taking people out.
Would also be funny to do something similar to the Captain America elevator scene, where everything is chill and Seagal is in a chair and everyone turns on him but he takes everyone out sitting down.
A full fight in a chair is lazy in a Segal movie.
But would be pretty amazing in a Jackie Chan movie. With his slapstick and use of the environment.
Could be something like a bomb in the chair that goes off when he stands up, so all of it happens sitting.
Did he just say "Yeah I'm thinking I'm black" ... I just died laughin.
Lol, I should have looked at comments before I posted my own. I was wondering the same thing.
Nick Millions Influence Crazy
Vanosgaming made the same joke ages ago
16:45 Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
Edit: Wait no now I'm also hearing black ??
Edit2: honestly I hear "thinking I'm blaeh"
@@gockroach431you absolute king.
"If you run you die."
Absolutely hilarious
how did you get to that part already? you had 3 minutes
why did you skip[
@@carpty6252 is skipping illegal?
The quick shot of the heart monitor really sells it without ruining the flow of the trailer
@@edofluit6568 yes it is
Space Ice is the goat in "make absolutly shitty movies epic entertaining" this guy is a hidden gem on youtube
I think this is where they are getting some of their material
Yeah I just found him, watched like 10 of his videos and now I am here.
OMG you already showed how you made Him running from the beginning, I knew it was coming and I still laugh my ass off 😂 it’s pure gold Steven!
I love that they included actual footage of him flinching like crazy while shooting.
You just don't understand, he's tac'd up
@@brandonthomas6862ticky-tacked up 😂😂😂
Lol, I do that when I shoot. Guns are loud.
@@proletariennenaturiste you are supposed to practice to overcome this. He claims to be experienced with firearms.
It's pretty wild to see the difference in professionalism.. Keanu works his ass off at the range and it shows..
I love Space Ice. His hate for Steven Seagal is legendary and hilarious. You must get him to narrate the trailer.
He's too based for these liberal soyboys.
He's funny as hell, Steven Sagal is so baba yaga he scares yaga himself to creep inside itself to eat a cookie.
Space ice is the GOAT.
@decayedparadigm The hilarious mix up of Baba Yaga as the Boogeyman rather than an old lady witch is 100% something Seagull would have done.
Space Ice is the best lol
Oh my goodness!!! That was amazing!! Really, REALLY well done guys! I'm in awe of both the talent and the sheer amount of time that this project must've taken you all.
This is pure win guys, impressed you had so many fresh ideas thrown in like the helmet and the crack, also if you do it again you need a collab with Space ice where he narrates.
If Segal sees what you guys are capable you're going to get a real offer from him. No one has ever worked that hard to make him look authentic and you managed it inspite of his pitiful effort. Impressive guys.
Turning down Steven Segeal will be one of the proudest moments of their lives.
@@concept5631true.
So, you're saying, they make Steven Segal look even more like Steven Segal? 🤣
@@67kemo like Steven Segal looks in his dreams. 🤣
That would be like getting an offer from Trump to be one of his attorneys. You'd be attaching your name to shit, and you ain't gonna get paid.
The run Seagal does with his arm windmilling is exactly how my oldest daughter ran when she was a toddler. Brings back memories and laughs.
Congrats your child can be the next big action star apparently
Stevie needs that extra propulsion
Strangely enough, that's also exactly how Raheem Sterling (English football/soccer player) runs.
So Steven seagal runs like a baby girl?😂
Oh my gosh, that was hilarious. Great build-up & commentary as you were making this. Excellent!
Props to mentioning Space Ice! I love his content. :)
Shoutout to Space Ice, he managed to make Segal watchable, which is a near impossible thing to do.
I absolutely love Space Ice!
Guys, you have a future in adding Steven to ANY franchise. All Hail Space Ice!
I really hope space ice sees this
space ice is a legend....SEGALLLLL COMOOOON 😂😂😂😂
Space ice, I fcking love that guy
Score: Keanu ∞ Seagal -∞
@@seditiouswalrus 😂 😂 😂
I actually liked Steven Segal back in the day because i was born in the 80's but i cant stop laughing...this was brilliant!!!
Wow. That trailer was one of the funniest things I have seen in some time. Great work!
You've put in more work in a 20 minute goofy video than Steven did in his movies for the last three decades.
let me guess you never did sports, never did a contact sport, and live at home
Also made the best Steven Seagal movie of all time
I wouldn’t pay 18 cents to see Steven Seagal in a movie.
@@araponi3590 well someone paid 1.5 billion to see his 23 movies; tell us about your career; at the very least you can keep a full time career and a family right?
@@andyarellanoChannel take a shower and go outside.
I'm so glad you guys called out Space Ice, his hate of Steven, countered by his love for JCVD speaks to my action movie nostalgia of a by gone era. JCVD deserves more love.
Hell, there are a few schmaltzy action stars I really love. In addition to JCVD there's the Dolphin and MJ, to just name 2. Seagal is just one of those self-published people, just needs to see his name on a DVD box. He's not really a movie star at all. There's like an infinite number of those. He is like the avatar of Hollywood self-love.
Wow. What a tremendous amount of work. And entertaining to boot! Great job.
The work u guys put into this earned a follow. I almost didn't click on it for the fear of where it might go . Glad I did it was FAS
I consider myself a Seagalogist, having closely followed his films and business endeavours. You did an excellent job of summarising why Steven Seagal is both one of the most awful yet fascinating human beings alive. I would pay a lot more to watch this movie, fantastic work 🙏
He truly is an enigma
He was OK until he became an enemy by joining ruzzia.
@delta250a uh... no... he stopped being ok long before that. Joining "ruzzia" as you call it is whatever compared to how he abuses the people he works with and mistreatment of women. You gotta reevaluate your values if simply "ruzzia" is your criteria.
@@Tigatron1448 I stopped watching his films years and years ago. I only recently found out about what he did after seeing him in ruzzia.
@@Tigatron1448 I guess I should have said I thought he was OK until then. He films just became dire to watch.
Warms my heart to see Space Ice get recognition for his sacrifice
Space ice hell yeah man!
John Thick is the Steven Seagal mega blockbuster hit movie....
@@Hundeputzmunter where Steven Seagal *_proved THE WORLD_* ...
@@ProtoMarcus That he has NO TALENT, WHATSOEVER….
I feel the same
love how more effort was put into this than any of Seagal's movies
This is the first video of yalls I've seen. Fantastic content
As a self-proclaimed Seagalogist, I love this video because it shows just how bonkers this man is.
where did you study, and how do may someone adquire that kind of knowledge?
steven seagal aka world's biggest fan of putin... Not something I would like to study tbf
@@Goozalo you gotta start with the interviews and testimonies of other celebrities. You then move to the movies - don’t watch them fully, watch reviews of them on youtube and spare the pain. Then move to Seagal generated content like the AMA, the energy drink commercial, the weird native book, the police show or the blues albums. Finally, you can then watch videos of him being a complete loser while dancing, teaching cops how to stop school shooters, practicing Aikido and shmoozing with dictators. Then your seagalogy training will be complete.
@@sbel6626pretty awesome summary ...but leaves out the term "copaganda" 😂😂😂
@@Goozalo Not from Keanu Reeves movies, but from old straight to DVD. Some might consider it.......unnatural.
Steven Seagal doing the museum shootout while sitting down in an office chair, had me screaming with laughter!
I Fk'ing died laughing with this vid! You guys are masters at what you do and this by far was super entertaining, informative and a masterpiece for the editing! Keep up the stellar work 🔥👊🤣👍🔥
"You run you die" literally 🤣🤣🤣
That was 19 minutes and 24 seconds of my life I do not want back! A 2-hour version of this would be divine
Same brother. Same. 😂❤
The part where he moves with his chair shooting everyone cracks me up so hard 😂 I’d definately watch 2 hours of this.
this!
Crouching tiger sitting dragon had me rolllling!
Almost dropped my phone😂. Should have seen it coming, but didn't, and it was perfect.
Hey, when you're over 60 years old it makes a lot of sense. Those knees have seen better days.
OMG I can't believe you guys shouted out Space Ice, I love that guy's videos! :D
I loved the plot and story line... A man who sat all the time, even when he fought he stayed sitting until his chair was ruined, he stood up for the first time and his enemies shat their pants.
No, he shat their pants
@@nagitokomaeda161lol Skidmarked for death
The cgi of Seagal running has to be the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I nearly blew Pepsi out my nose at that scene. I’m all in on watching John Thick!
😂
Haha I love space ice. I am subbed to him with all notifications because his Seagal overviews/trailers are hilarious.
This is hands down, my favorite video from you guys.
If anyone encounters him, please show this to Keanu. I wanna watch him react to this absolute gem.
"Wow" in neos voice
@Scandalmiez Pretty sure he's the "hide his face while laughing" type of guy at least
He would definitely be amazed and it probably would have made his day.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, even a bad imitation.
Keanu the child trafficker?
16:46 "I'm thinking I'm BLACK"!!! 😂😂😂
I need an hour of segal just runnin, that was gold
"it's a beautiful thing... if you're broken inside"
love it
I love how Niko is like the wise kung fu master at the end of it all, dishing out the wisdom of craft over idea.
Been feeling ill for the past week and that Steven Segal compilation made me laugh so hard my headache came back. Worth it.
Lmao
get well soon , there is nothing worst then a headaches or stomach pain
@@ismaelkastalani4665 there is something worse Steven Seagal's movies
@@ismaelkastalani4665 idk, being tortured for days is kind of up there.
@@rsnmgamer9963 i actually find his bad movies really funny and entertaining much more than any new comedy movies now days
I would go see the two hour version of this without hesitation.
I wouldn't watch him in theatres, but I'd watch your amalgamation of him in theatres. That was hilariously awesome.
Space Ice is a man of focus, commitment and sheer f-ing will. I love his takes on those movies.
I love his recent Steven Seagal movie he reviewed with some good jokes like “Due to the funeral being next to a school, Seagal has to stand 100 feet away” and “Some concerned parents confront Seagal”
been watching his videos since day 1 amazingly hilarious content.
i hope he tackles more bad movies from other actors as well. he's hilarious
The thing about Keanu is that he did a bunch of the stunts plus he also trained a lot with weapons at ranges. He’s one of the only big actors I know that did this much gun training. So yeah I think he made the franchise.
See the one thing you forget is Steven Seagal has been a double blackbelt aikido master for 67 years and trained with many masters of the old school arts at respected dojos across the world, my man
@@Meta-Drew still wondering how he messed up so bad
@@Meta-Drew coming up on 69 years now
@@Meta-Drew must not have learned much and used his money to get the black belt
@@TheOGJeff - Seriously, Steven Seagal really apprenticed in Japan at the a very you age to master Aikido, which is quite tough and difficult practice to do in the 70’s and 80’s specially for a foreigner. Aikido is another branch of Ju Jitsu that MMA uses, and the Aikido that Seagal learned is the raw old school one unlike the one they taught today. He became so proficient in it, that Japanese government use as to do demonstration matches to promote Japanese culture.
Even, the John Wick tactical gun handling are first done by Steven Seagal in his early movies. Just admit that Keanu Reeves is very dedicated actor that he would go through the hard work to learn gun handling and martial-arts required to make his movies believable. But, he still just an actor not a master.
People only now remember Steven Seagal as that fat walking meme who now makes terrible thro-away films here and there that so full himself, no one remembering he once a very young thin and lanky serious martial artists in Japan that spends a considerable amount of life to master, at a time when being foreigner is quite difficult and grueling.
So for me I respect him to the man he once was, not the man he is today.
I've watched so much space ice it makes sense this would be recommended to me 😂😂. I love that guy's videos. You guys should do a John Wick with JCVD. Pretty sure Space would explode from all the awesomeness 😅
The body double for walking is actually very common. Most far shoots in a movie are doubles because it saves on filming costs.
@spaceice needs more credit. Not just watches Seagal movies, his commentary is epic.
Too true! Him and Red-Eye Reviews need to do a collab!
Glad you gave Space Ice a shout-out, his videos are absolutely hilarious
LMAO , now i need to see the full movie
Great job guys .
Glad you mentioned Space Ice. His work is superb.
I'm so excited for this. I'm so happy treating Seagal like a joke is gaining popularity. I was literally watching Space Ice before coming here. I feel like his videos probably gave them the idea to do this. 😂😂
You say this - but SNL was doing jokes about Seagal 20 years ago. He was always a meme.
@@Old299dfk SNL has been giving it to him for a while, but everyone is now. 😂
Love Space Ice - his vids on Segal are addictive.
I rabbit holed a few months ago when I discovered him. Love Space Ice!
haha they way he is running was one of the funniest parts of the movie
All the space ice videos my husband and I have been watching have brought this to my algorithm!! 😂😂😂
As someone who watched at least half a dozen Seagal movies on rented VHS tapes and pretty much picked up on all of those things that you talked about more than 30 years ago: The run, the slap fighting, the bad acting... I would not watch a serious version of this movie with him in it... But I'd probably watch a hilarious parody made by you guys, hands down, great work!
Howling at him flying across in the chair killing everyone 😂 and that run 😂😂
This is the best video concept on the Internet.
This video started off great, and then when you tried to think of "what would Steven Seagal value the most, what brings him most comfort?" and you take his chair and plan to smash it up, that was priceless! Because it was soooo true. Great video guys! Awesome skills and talent, tremendous work - Thank you
I laughed so hard, it was hard to breathe. I would love to see Keanu watching this video for the first time.
Keanu is such a nice guy he'd actually feel bad about the way they're tearing into Seagal... but he wouldn't say it aloud though, he's classy like that.
Id like to see Seagal watching it for the first time.
@Blaze Parabellum segal would watch it and say " see how bad ass I am the trailer says it all" lol
@@blazeparabellum7325 He would be like:'They are joking, But I am totally going to deliver on that.'
The moment when he's in a gun fight from a chair... Chef's kiss. Was that just lifted from one of his films, or made just for this?
Binging Space Ice since the last month. He is hilarious. Awesome you mention him, and the time he saves you for this video.
Space Ice is a legend.
Big up Space Ice
Same here.
Ice man is legendary lol
Same here haha been watching it for 2 of 3 months now, now we just need digital corridor collabing with space ice to rate some steven seagal moves too
I guess we should thank Steven Seagal for Space Ice.
Jordan and Matt have the best comedy and timing together 😂
typical normie lying and/or genuinely lacking in understanding historical context or memory. he didn't star in forgetful movies in the 90s, he was one of the box office draws of the late 80s early 90s. don't lie just to bolster your narrative, give an objective assessment. he only started failing in the late 90s
Thank u for showing Space Ice....He is so awesome!!!!!!
I'm not really keen to watching long CZcams videos buh I'm glad I watched this
The CINEMATIC EQUIVALENT OF POISON is the BEST description of Steven Segal that I've ever heard, and my God I've heard a lot of them
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time- THANK YOU! 😂😂😂
17:37 “that backfired. Whoops!” Had me actually laughing out loud 🤣
Honestly , so glad Jordan joined the crew. His sense of humor meshes so well with corridor vibes
I absolutely love that yall made an entire parody ripping on Seagal, genuinely nothing better than people ripping on him, its so much fun
They literally said they did this vecause Space Ice did the work ripping on Seagal already.
I almost died of laughing, good job!
4:28 yep, I was in my teens when this movie came out! I can NOT forget that run, it is unique LOL. He is a slap master, chair master and no one will ever hit ME Master.....LOL 🤣. Great video!
Matt and Jordan make such a great team! This was so much fun to watch!
Absolutely legendary! God bless you kind sirs for this gift I watched today. Unbelievably believable.
5:56 lol at the torrent site file names
Tamilmv spotted😂
I imagined you only used the scenes in which John Wick was sat down to get that authentic look for Seagal!
It's funny how this hits when you see this whole video vs. just seeing the trailer. I first watched this video months ago all the way through, and the trailer seemed kind of wonk at the end after I'd seen all the bells and whistles beforehand, though I was still entertained.
The second time 'round, as I write this comment, I just skipped to the trailer. I had a familiar idea of what was done, but the BTS wasn't fresh in my mind. So I watched the trailer stand-alone and this is a kick-ass trailer with humor included. Goes to show what the impression leaves when you know what happens behind the scenes vs. just watching the damn thing by itself.
I appreciate the gun handling negligence yet the impeccable trigger discipline at the beginning 😂😂😂😂
I'm cringing over and over as he flags his own head and face waving that thing around.
I really love how Jordan has planted himself in the crew. He's hilarious.
Wait he?
He actually seems to have good comedic chops.
@@self-proclaimedanimator there are two Jordan’s, and both are gems.
@@Mrhphs they're multiplying?
Space Ice is awesome. Good to see him getting a shout out.
I'd definitely watch 2 hours of that! Better yet, if Keanu and Seagal team up - i'd watch 10 hours!!
Thanks guys for giving SPACEICE the credit he deserves. He has sacrificed his time energy and the will to live, all just to watch every SEGAL movie. SPACEICE aside from giving us hilarious Steven Segal movie reviews he also reviews other awesome action flicks. He reviews allot of JCVD movies, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Sylvester Stallone, and of course the GOAT Nicolas Cage. I've watched every single one of his Reviews and I implore anyone who hasn't seen his movie reviews to watch at least one ASAP. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
Dude its so cool, I love SPACEICE, he brings out the hilarity in me like nothing else.
Agree 💯!
SpaceIce has amazingly hilarious content. He found a way to make Steven Seagal movies entertaining 😂
The hero we don't deserve, but who we're pretty stoked is suffering for our enjoyment. The poor bastard.
Space ice is a legend
More effort went into the making of this trailer than a Steven segal film 😂
Love that they credited space ice, his stuff is hilarious
Thanks for doing this kids. You've brighten my day. All the best.
You guys put way too much heart and soul into the stupidest ideas, and I'm here for every second. Please don't stop doing this shit, I couldn't imagine a world without it.
I love Space Ice. I was really hoping you'd have taken a look at his videos to just see how crazy the movies are/were, and glad to see them mentioned. The trailer was WAY better than I expected. Honestly, it just reminds me of the parody movie space we are missing more and more. One last thing, I noticed a lack of JCVD dancing in a bar and doing the splits.... were you planning on cutting that out of the John wick series for artistic reasons or just forgot to put it back in?
Yeah, weird. Wondering too, what happened to that dominant scene. Was missing.
The Space Ice reference is legendary, never laughed so hard on a movie take😂
One of the craziest things in the world is the fact that Seagal was able to make a career out of tanking any movie he participated in.
His movies are nothing more than money laundering fronts.
This is incredible. So good to see a Space Ice colab. I hate Steven Seagul so much, and yet, you managed to make something with him in it that I would watch without choking on my own vomit. Well done cool people
On Segal's iconic power waddle and his flailing arms, "It looks like when you hold a dog over a pool.", had me literally LOLing. Thanks! 😅😂😅😂
"Let me teq up"
Chugs a tequila shot
❤😂😂😂 this was so perfect