Steven Seagal has lost his mind. He barely moves in this | So Bad It's Good #58 - Sniper Special Ops
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Because of a copyright claim on a previous version of this video, I had to chop out, and/or shorten, a lot of the clips from the movie. My apologies. Someone really doesn't want us showing much of this debacle.
Apparently, Steven Seagal wanted to see if he could make a movie while sitting through the entire thing. He succeeded. Unfortunately for us, that made for one boring movie. This dude doesn't even care about these flicks, anymore. Plus, everyone in this is way too old for their roles.
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A true Gravy Seal.
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I just gave this its 31st like, and this comment deserves all the likes
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I have covid and this made me laugh so much I coughed up loads of phlegm. That phlegm is on your hands.
Steven Seagal is the only actor to hire a stunt double to walk up a flight of stairs.
That destroyed me lol
It's sad how lazy he's become to live a martial arts life and be so out of shape he's the only action star I know who doesn't workout chuck Norris is 80 still working out and stalon Arnold smh
@@JoseMartinez-jb9hzbut Seagal could kill them both at the same time if he wanted so why does it matter? The power of imagination 🙌
Biden is taking notes on that one
@@christianthornbury6192or sits on them
Steven Seagal has been;
-Gravy Seals : Meal Team 6 operator
-Federal Burger Investigation officer
-ex US Green Buffet
-Kentucky Fighter Chicken trainer
-Creamy Ice Agency special agent
-United States McDonald Corps veteran
Damn, he's even greater than I thought he was.
He’s been doing a combined 1000 years worth of training.
Snack ops
" Do you eat as much as they say you do?"
"Every once in a while"
Now this is hilarious ! All of them .
Seagal is the only person I’ve ever seen hold a rifle like it’s a bazooka
I cannot stress how painful it is to see this man hold a gun. It's literal PAIN.
What, you mean you're *not* supposed to daintily pick it up by the bottom of the stocks and try not to touch it to any other point of your body while firing it?
Smh wuss. You think you know pain? These guys made it through multiple Seagal films. You’re complaining about a bullet to the shoulder to men that have survived point blank frags.
@@JDascrambler LMAO damn, you right.
If any of my superiors see me pick up a gun like that, I will never hear the end of it
It's almost like he doesn't want to look weak by using his shoulder to help aim. Lmfao
Steven Seagal is the leader of Meal Team 6. I watched him take out a McDonald's, a Pizza Hut and a Wing Stop, all in a period of 2 hours
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He did it on the orders of Colonel Sanders
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Lmao
Meal Team 6 of the Gravy Seals
Snipers are meant to stay in position for long periods of time, this was the perfect role for him to play.
And he messed it up comming out with an assault rifle
Watching Seagal's minimalist acting technique is always fascinating. 😂 It's like watching a turtle attempt to do origami.
Wonderful stuff! Brilliant! 😂😂😂
He always uses a "0 effort policy" on every movie 😂😂
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steven seagal is the kind of person who wakes his family up to tell them he is going to sleep
Lmfaoooo this is hilarious. Stfu Miley!
@@pup__tv3208 Always has to be that one person that needs so much validation they make random weird named trolling accounts to achieve it
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He might have to walk up stairs for that, so unlikely. He would have a double do it.
Steven Seagal is the only movie star to write fanfiction of himself.
hello
Star?
As long as he feels like the best special force and specialist in all he wants he is ok.
What a perfect description
No, that goes Richard Marcinko, my dude actually wrote fanfics about himself in the field. There's even a featured a game about him, called Rogue Warrior published by Bethesda. Funfact, it is notorious for dropping the most slurs and f-bombs, even the ending ost was a slur fest
From the trivia page of this movie on IMDB:
"Steven Seagal had two crew members to help him during the most physical scenes, like walking or getting up of a chair. Another member of the cast carried an oxygen balloon for Seagal, for him to use after scenes in which he had to do some effort like, you know, interacting with his colleagues. Shooting had to be stopped many times whenever Seagal demanded food. Director Olen Ray said that one time, when he talked to Seagal and he didn't answered, he thought Seagal had died, because he wasn't moving and his dark sunglasses blocked his eyes. He had vomited the food and was laying still over the table, and had to be reanimated."
You must have gotten the 2 disc DVD set with the special features lol
@@bobaganoosh88 What?
If that's accurate, it sounds like he's developed a serious eating disorder. I'd hope he would get help for it, but from what I hear he got so big from eating his own ego.
This is actually true.
IMDB trivia page:
"Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"."
imagine being a professional stuntman and the director tells u "alright, get down the stairs and then up the stairs" 😂
Sounds like easy money to me
I think it is an amazing archivement, to be "action star" for like 40 years and not learn anything about firearm manuals at all. Fucking genius.
He was Alec Baldwin's firearms instructor.
@@salaciousBastard Andddddddddddd..........................................?
@@theyoungmessiah420 😩 Do you really not get it?
@salaciousBastard I mean, Baldwin actually hit what he was aiming at so....
He doesn't know how to hold a rifle while wearing a vest and no one bothered to tell him it looks ridiculous. I love it.
I think someone did, but he ignored it... And fired them
They know what they were doing
He wouldn’t have listened
@@oimeuchapa6995 probably beat them up too
@@kristiansomogyi744 I don't think so... I mean, you could just run 50ft away from hum
the electronic ear-protection they are wearing in the beginning are actually super awesome, they block out any noise over a adjustable decibel range (like gunshots/explosions) while making it actually easier to hear voices and from further away (also adjustable) for usually under $100.
-former range officer
"Are you really as good as they all say you are?"
Seagull: "Awoontsawol..."
Well, a sniper can sit motionless for days. - he's been training for this!
🤣 Decades of training.
But he forgot snipers often need to travels quite some distance before reaching the said sniping spot....
Uh you mean s#it right?
I was army reserve 93 01. In 98 or 99 a few of our guys were on a Seagal movie set in uniform just for background actors for one day. They said Seagal was an absolute full blown jerk. Lol that's my 2 cents hope yall enjoyed.
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Seagal is literally trapped in the tough guy action hero genre professionally and mentally. He hasn't progressed or branched out in 30 years. Glad he's become a meme
I could say he's a "walking" meme, but that wouldn't be true.
I'd say his gut has at least progressed and branched out, he's definitely weighing more than 320 lbs though, probably close to 400.
@@stoneskinreb You know it's bad when he needs a stunt double just for walking.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 a waddling meme
Steven Seagal: "I pooped my pants once..., or twice."
My dab has no idea how hard Steven has fallen and still regards him as a seriously good actor and legit martial artist. Fucking hilarious.
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I can't get over steven holding the rifle like a RPG. He practically puts the stock onto his shoulder
Love how his sniper has a classic Hollywood "silencer" sound while not even having a suppressor on his rifle.
Yeah. It was a freaking muzzle brake. That would have made it louder (at least to the shooter and teammate.
@@letsdothis9063 they do the same shit in john wick and that movie gets its balls fondled by gun nuts
@@Fenrisdog999 When do they do that?
@@tentardigrades968 yeah right, when did they do that? it was loud when John shot the friend of Vigo's son.
That's because Seagal is so bad ass that any weapon he fires automatically matches his speaking voice. It's not actually the Hollywood "silencer" sound, it's the gun mimicking his lines. The fact that he doesn't win an Oscar every year is an absolute travesty.
Steven has been in every single direct to dvd movie since 2010, and still hasn't taken more than 4-5 steps on film. Legend.
Direct To Trashcan movies.
He owns the production company.
@@ostrich67 All a money laundering scheme for Russians clearly. He's so bad in every way man it's hard to believe 😂
Wasn't he in Austin Powers as Fat Bastard?
@@michaelslaughter6557 no you can tell that wasn't him because he was walking and not just sitting down the whole time.
I find hilarious the idea that MANY of the casted actors worked throughout a whole movie production only to the discover at the premiere that it was always a Seagal movie
The headphones they wear are active hearing protection, meaning they have microphones built so that you lose no situational awareness, and can even boost your hearing, but they block out sounds above 85db so that you dont go deaf from gunshots. Alongside this, some models have a boom mic and can be connectes to up to two different radios depending on the model for both squad comms and command comms.They're very common in special forces units and some militaries.
Pretty sure for the US army and USMC they’re adopting Peltors (or equivalent from a different company) as standard issue rather then just for special forces.
I feel SO sorry for Dale Dye. He's a decorated Marine Corps veteran. He served for 20 years, and, then went on to be a technical advisor on some of the best war movies ever made. He played Col. Sink in "Band of Brothers", for christ's sake, now, he's reduced to this drek.
He was in "Platoon", "Born On The Fourth Of July", "Casualties of War", among A LOT of others. He's even been in Seagal movies before, appearing in, "Under Siege", and, "Under Siege 2".
Maybe he took pity on Seagal and was like "screw it.. I'm bored anyway let's get this thing over with so Steven will stop calling me"
Earning a coin
Yea he’s a legend. He deserves better than this crap.
He was also in the first Mission Impossible movie and in The first Medal Of Honour for the psx.
He was in Sins of War too.
Just imagine, years of acting training and you get offered a supporting role in a seagal film!
Then your career is in a very very bad place and you need to reconsider your options
That's rough buddy.
Segal got a supporting role, supporting the weight.
Fuck no, im going back to cleaning porta potties, this is too much for me.
Id rather be that robot that gets Rick his butter
I love how in the first scene his rifle makes barely any noise at all when he shoots even though he has no suppressor
And even with a suppressor it would be very loud.
The way he holds his gun and aims is hilarious. It's like a live action version of Goldeneye or Nightfire where you aim the gun but don't move your body.
I love how his stunt double looks 80 pounds lighter than him lmao
I just love the fact that they had to use a stunt double to walk up stairs. Like, Stevie Seagull's laziness and risk of heart attack at even the slightest physical exertion made this a good call on the part of the producers. In fact, SteSeag probably insisted on it, but sold it not as "I'm too lazy to walk up stairs" but rather that he has some mysterious, unmentioned before that point heart condition that only badasses suffer from that could kill him if his heart rate goes up. What a joke that guy is! A living meme.
Perfect casting for the double. I wasn't able to identify the double at all. Totally fooled me. Yup.
@@JasonBrant I mean we all know they casted a guy Seagal's size but he insisted that they get someone smaller
But where was his guts stunt double? Guts like that matter
I'll bet Steven leaves a trail of plugged toilets everywhere he "goes"... 💩
"Steven Seagal is the most authentic, hardworking, and charismatic actor in the world whose name instills fear and respect in the hearts of the toughest men in the world."
- Steven Seagal
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Hi steve😂
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Sounds like what Space Ice used for his opening when reviewing Seagal movie
We had those ear protection when I was still in the military… They have a sensor in them that shuts down noise at a certain decibel level but allows you to still hear clearly… And if you turn the volume up it does amplify exterior noises. I’m pretty sure that it was an accident that they stumbled upon actual gear that is used
The old guy is actually in great movies from back in the day. He also served in the Marines for decades before being in great movies like Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, Under Siege, JFK, Natural Born Killers, Mission Impossible, Starship Troopers, Outbreak, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and more.
*Fun Fact:* His name is Dale Dye and he's not only been in those movies but is also a Military Technical Advisor on many others.
Unfortunately not even he could make Sifu look awesome in this one. That's Probably why we don't see much of him 😂
OOOH He is a man of extra un ordinary magnitude
"Kukido" is the martial art that enables you to avoid getting struck by an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough.
you win
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People must read the comments....best yet!
Lmfao nice one
Ration for Meal Team 6
Props to the first insurgent who was able to hold onto his flask even as a 7.62mm went through it.
I was wondering why the guy would have a booze flask.... but ok it's Steve's movie.
@@andwill1509 Its special halal booze
@@grumbazor alcohol free 😂
Yeah because it would have flown out his hand lol.
@@andwill1509 apple juice flask ofc xD
“Steven Seagal is one of the best actors of the last 50 years and is the image of a true badass.” - Steven Seagal
I thought I was fat, but Steven Seagal restored my self esteem. Thank you Steven!
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Also I'm not a defector of the Greatest Country on Earth. He sold his sole to the devil and the devil gave it to Mel Gibson, who traded it to Mickey Rouke, then Harvey Wienstein who traded it to the Island Boys.
@@philow7574 The *island boys* juss'a island boy.. tryna ta make it..... Juss'a island boy...🤦🏾♂️😆. Good 1 🏆
Both can be true
@@philow7574 what
Steven Seagull is the only actor who's movie reviews are more fun than the movies themselves
Don't call him an actor. He is unable to act. There are bad actors and then there is Steven "Slob" Seagal. 😂😂😂
I think you mean, Steven "Jupiter" Seagal.
I have never seen a more perfect personification of "Meal Team Six" in my life. The sight of this man in army gear, swinging a rifle around with those sunglasses on is just too funny.
They do make ear protection that lower loud sounds and increase quiet sounds. It's meant so that your shooting doesn't blow out your ears but you can hear movement etc. Also can be used for comms.
The Colonel is portrayed by Dale Dye, who is a certified badass combat vet. He made Captain before "retiring" from the Marines and continued to serve as a correspondant in multiple wars afterwards. His company Warrior Inc. was founded to work with Hollywood films to ensure athenticity for portrayals of combat, though as you can see Segal would hear none of it for this film.
I see him in "Platoon" from Oliver Stone......
How do they not know Dale freaking Dye. It's sad to see him ridiculed like that. It is funny though they constantly call Segal a fat ass while the dude rests his arm on his gut 😆
He’s also plays in Band of Brothers as the Colonel
@@WikedEvo This, completely. Dale Dye is a legend, and Seagal would be lucky to be a quarter as good of a combatant as Dye was.
I believe he has since passed, but he was the genuine article. He’s also in PLATOON, amongst a lot of other things.
I’m not huge into movies so I did not know about Mr. Dye but as fellow Marine it does annoy me that these guys are making fun of him due to his age and looking him up he served in the same unit I was at 2nd BLT 1st Marines.
The old guy is actually still alive. Not only that but he's a decorated combat vet (Captain in Marines with bunch of awards). His name is Dale Dye and he's 77, so just 7 years older than Seagal. He looks way older because despite his name he doesn't dye his hair.
Still 17yrs over the forced retirement age
and i cant believe, after he got so many good roles, he took part in a movie like this... what a downgrade :D
@@Abensberg it happens . Aldo ray was an actor(1950s-60s) and former navy frogman ,who’s career went down and he did shitty movies to pay hospital bills including background parts in porn films.
Maybe same kinda thing happened to dye
He was in saving private Ryan
Dale Dye has been a technical advisor on at least a few Vietnam War movies. And has appeared in them too.
3:54 Seagal stands up--for anyone keeping score 👌👌
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14:17 Wardrobe needs a better velcro fix for that ball cap flag emblem 🚩
21:46 Come for the stupidity, stay for The Waddle
"I cant find the MREs."
"Oh, Seagal ate them" 😂😂😂
Love the fact the poor stunt double had to carry the wounded man up the stairs just to give Segal a reason to not leave the room.
That stunt double put in some work on that scene.
@@JasonBrant Yeah... true... but let's be real, it was probably some small woman stunt worker so it was no worse than bringing in the groceries
@@misterpink8099 what
@@jfk_was_afk9597 I going to echo you.
What?
I love how the minimum requirement to be in this hyper elite "Special" Forces unit is to be at least 56.
🤣 That as the ONLY requirement, I think.
And clinically obese!!
The minimum requirement is a exception for the minimum retirement age. 😂
As a 57 year old, I’m going to ask, what the f*** is your problem with older men?
@@escapedfromnewyork Lol.
Love how the stunt double is also clearly like, a physically fit man with slightly thick sleeves on because Steven doesn't want to admit he's a walrus but they also had to realize they couldn't just let that guy go on set without even a little padding.
I knew a guy in the army many years ago. He tried to swap hands with his rifle like Mr. Seagull did at the beginning…
Cocking handle shot back and smashed his two front teeth out. 👏
Steven Seagal is the greatest actor ever. I mean he's in character 24/7.
He is a method actor by birth
Legend has it that he is actually a nice, decent, easy going, humble and respectful person, but he has been in character since the mid 1970's.
Steven seagal seems like the type of person to host an award show and nominate himself for every award
These guys are making fun of a commanding officer and his age. They make no sense the man did a good job acting the part and didn't make a fool out of himself like they seem to be doing at times. These are supposed to be grown men acting like teenagers.
@@garybell4207 you.... you have to be joking
Nominate himself for every award and still lose lol
@@garybell4207 100% your Steven Seagal, also he did kinda do that shit when he hosted snl. Everyone as host normally makes fun of themselves. Steven wouldn't shut up about how tuff he is amd straight up staged a fight. So dumb
@@garybell4207 Hey Steven how's it going
This guy never ceases to amaze me with the ever changing virtual myriad of intricate roles he takes on to make these movies every bit as good as they are!
I mean just the shape he gets in to sit in a chair with all that gear on the entire movie, while masterfully building the tension in his colon just blows my undisciplined mind! His dedication to the craft is nothing short of awe inspiring.
The old Colonel is Dale Dye. He is a decorated Marine veteran from Vietnam. He was what is considered a "Mustang" in the Marine Corp. He climbed the ranks of the enlistment to Master Sergeant and then was appointed to be a warrant officer. When he retired in 1984 he was a Captian. Mustang officers are the most respected of Officer is the Marine Corp. They chewed the same ground as the normal grunts. He is a Bronze Star winner with Valor. He definitely is old at 78 to play this part, but he has earned that. He has been in a ton of Military movies. His goal when he joined Hollywood was to make war movies more realistic. One of his first films, I think it was his first was Platoon. He also worked in Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, amongst several others. He has definitely helped some films become very realistic. Unfortunately, nothing he can do for this movie. I am sure no one listened to him and he was there for the check. Not a bad plan at 78.
Hey thx for the background info, that was interesting to know
Good stuff dude :)
That's cool. He probably thought "wtf is this shit" when he was hired
they are right that he should be higher rank than COLONEL at his age.... I get he likely wouldn't want a title he never received in real-life, but still
@Chris Buttonshaw he wasn't even a colonal, he was a captain. And yes, he's far too old to be a colonel, but the 4 people who watch this movie aren't likely to mind.
The "old guy's" name is Dale Dye. He's 77 years old and still alive. He's a decorated Marine veteran of Vietnam and often serves as technical advisor on tons of films many of which he's offered acting roles. Oliver Stone uses him all the time. He was in Platoon, Born on the 4th of July and Heaven and Earth as well as Outbreak, Casualties of War, Saving Private Ryan, and arguably Steven Segal's best film, Under Siege.
Thanks for the info.
@@JasonBrant no prob. It's nice to finally put some of my useless knowledge to good use.
Danny Trejo is the same age and looks 20 years younger and can still move well.
@@King_Flippy_Nips and he probably has actually killed people but never talks about it.
@@King_Flippy_Nips The whole point was that they probably needed someone who moved worse than Seagal in this movie.
20:33 He's shooting it like it's full auto but... He's like, flicking the trigger as if it's semi-auto
Thanks guys, I enjoyed that thoroughly!!
Steven Seagal is a meme without even trying, like everything else he does.
Will Sasso meme'd Seagal on MadTV long before memes were a thing :D
12:50 “I can’t find the MRE’s.”
“Seagal ate them. Goddammit.”
MRS's, Meals Ready for Seagal
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He’s upstairs crapping them out as we speak.
@@JasonBrant 3:00 am and laughing like a maniac of fuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Sea-boom-boom! Bro’s acting parts are him sitting in chairs because he can’t even stand anymore without being out of breath 😂
Its always great to Re-Re watch these gems..
Sifu never disappoints.😂
Credit where its due. First time a stunt double is used to walk or climb the stairs. This an historical moment. Hats off to Sifu Seagal.
I eagerly await next year's Seagal movie which co stars his armored disability scooter....
@@TheWolfsnack or his getting of a chair stunt double.
Imagine being hired as a stunt double and you ask what stunts you'll be performing. You're excited that you can add more to your resume. And then you find out....
He's a master at finding new and creative ways of using stunt doubles... That's not beating their ass in a fight scene.
"Shi-shi shaaww!"-Dale Gribble, aka Rusty Shackelford.
I love how he uses his gut to rest his weapons on…tactical flab.
It's a tactical gut
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I believe the technical term is "tactical shelf".
Steven Seagal is not even willing to stay in shape for his movies, why would I be willing to pay to watch his movies?
That's awesome. He actually played colonel sink in band of brothers. It great to see he's still in movies
Seeing Seagal in an urban combat setting, pretty obvious the only room he's ever cleared is a buffet.
🤣 🤣 Damn.
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The comments on this video are amazing.
As part of Meal Team 6 no doubt.
@@tomstamford6837 😆😆
I threw my phone down laughing when he said "The vest covers like a quarter of his back" 😂😂😂
I didn’t even notice he had a vest on until they said so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In defense of ballistic vests they are not supposed to cover your lower back or abdomen.
@@cornlips7247 u cant front dat shit look small af on him🤣🤣
yeah its like a whale using a small vest
Why throw your phone? No need r u a child lol.
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I love how Rob Van Dam is randomly in this movie, lol
He wants to be a badass so hard, it's not even cringe anymore, it's just hilarious.
This will be written on his grave lol
I almost feel bad for him. He really really really wants to be remembered up there with Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme or Stallone. But he's way past his prime and his movies just kept getting worse and worse. It's sad really.
@@gilbertotoledo1421 The funny thing is, he would've been remembered as one of the Hollywood tough guys, if he wouldn't have gone the desperate way to stay up there.
Tragic, really.
@Nicky Bobby He literally makes zero money in the west. All his movies since 1999 have been money laundering schemes by some eastern European country, most likely Russia.
He wants to be a badass so hard, yet he doesn't want to make the smallest ounce of effort. Literally! Seagal's probably a grade II obese, he needs doubles for almost everything that doesn't involve sitting and talking in a shitty accent, and still need someone to overdub his lines bc he can't be even be bothered to learn them. Say what you will about JCVD, but at least he puts in the effort and actually tried to deliver entertaining action flics.
When a colonel as old as a tree has more effort and energy in acting than Steven Seagal.
Dude is like 90years old in the military smh 🙄
The old guy is Dale Dye who is a decorated marine vet and is a technical advisor for many many movies and shows such as band of brothers. He would personally be responsible for many movies being less shit with his advice. His a man that should be respected which is why is such a shame seeing him involved with a seagal movie
He just moves so fast your brain can't comprehend it.
Steven Seagal holding the Assault Rifle like a Bazooka has to be the funniest shit ever.
I have a little theory about this movie -nobody in this movie knew they were in a Seagal movie under the production, it was not until later in the editing they decided to put Seagal in it.
We said the same thing, but I didn't put it in the final cut. He only appears with the other actors in the last 2 minutes.
Yeah its a movie about how seagal is homeless in the middle east
They green screened Segal in
@@tommyjohnson1066 that's a big ass screen!
Dale Dye was in fact a Marine in Vietnam from 1965-1970, earning a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts in 31 major combat operations if you believe his bio. He was born in 1944, so in 2016 when this movie was released he was ~72, and he is still alive today at ~78.
As someone pointed out, he's only 7 years older than Seagal, but unlike Seagal, Captain Dye ironically doesn't dye his hair
he is still younger than Queen Elizabeth, who can still fire fire a mean AK-47, SO?........
@@davidgrunewald7194 Irrelevant. The Queen is immortal. We all know she is going to outlive all her idiotic children and probably still in business in the 22nd Century.
Seriously, the Queen is probably way healthier than Seagal despite being older. Have you seen him speak? Motherfucker is out of his breath even before he finish a goddamn sentence.
@@davidgrunewald7194 Wait. Queen Elizabeth the 2nd can (and has recently) shot an AK-47??
@@Xander_P.G.K Jokes exist, mate.
That blastin' all over the place as he prepared to turn around was beautiful 😂
Brining more people to you Jason.. You deserve the exposure and love :D
Show Lt. Col. some damn respect. He's as American as it gets. He sailed here on the Mayflower; fought beside Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812, and stormed the beaches of Normandy. All this as the swansong to his illustrious career in the Roman 5th Legion.
Isn't the guy who plays him a former soldier? Same guy who played an officer in Platoon and few other movies.
@@ID-8491 He played Colonel Sink in the Band of Brothers series.
@@djjilisb He was also the guy who organised the boot camp for actors playing in Band of Brothers.
I hope hes gonna be the first man on mars too at this point
@@lazyafrandomnumbers He'll probably be the test pilot for the first warp-capable spacecraft.
I firmly believe this movie is a visual representation of how Steven actually views himself in the context of real life. To be clear when I was in infantry school at Ft.Benning in 2004 my battle buddy was this great guy named Chauncey Jinx. While he would go on to become one of my closet friends, his lack of overall common sense and intellect was substantial enough that he stood out, in a company of 100+ guys who picked an MOS in the Army that generally attracts those types of people as you can choose the 11B MOS with a measily ASVAB score of 35. For some contrast I’m confident my cat would score a 45. Anyway, good ol Jinx, who at one point I had to explain the many reasons why we, as infantrymen were guaranteed to deploy which came as genuine shock to him, is millions of times more deadly of a combatant than Segal on his best day living in his fantasy world .
Seagal has zero self-awareness. It's kind of impressive, actually.
@@JasonBrant You guys are mistaken. He has negative self-awareness. How else could he think so highly of himself?
Skynet is MORE self aware than Seagal!
These are the most hysterically accurate comments I've read ina while. Touche gents. Also I was a grunt Marine and fully understand and agree with what's said here. I grew up loving seagal movies, now I just wonder wtf has happened.
I also love how instead of securing the structure he’s in with his wounded teammate, taking the initiative and developing a feasible route of egress he just plops down and has a good ol heart to heart like they’re not in the middle of a hostile AO with no friendly support units. I’m sure Dale Dye had plenty of input but was shut down by “master marksman CIA SAD Operator trainer” Sansei Sugartits Segal.
Seagal's dream role is one where he plays someone on a wheelchair but still kicks ass against full bodied criminals.
Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Going up and down the stairs bit killed me😂
Honestly the stunt man did a great impersonating Seagal's waddle up those stairs. They did a real good job of convincing me that they were a much fatter man.
Especially like where the stuntman hid his face from the camera with the bag as he turned to walk up the opposite flight of stairs 🤣
Lololol
Dammit, now my cat is covered in tea.
He was carrying an extra 200 lbs so that pretty much evens him out with Seagal.
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The best part of this is the stunt double trying to cover his face when going down stairs. That's some Ed Wood quality right there.
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I’m 95 percent sure the old dude was a colonel in saving private Ryan 😂😂😂
I don't know enough about guns to know the right way to hold them, but I do know enough to tell he's doing it wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
I get the impression that every time Seagal mumbles something, the director and cast kinda just shrug at each other and go with it
Seagal produced this, so I'm guessing whatever he says goes.
The Marlon Brando school of acting - get obese, barely be able to move and mutter incoherently.
The Horror... The Horror...
I think they just do one take for all scenes too
@@JasonBrant Well... yeah... but I'm guessing no one understood that either... (I would add a ROFTL laughing emoji here if I could).
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Love how the first sniper rifle has the standard Hollywood silencer sound to it, and the gun isn't even suppressed 🤦♂️😂
"Pew"
Noticed that too. His weapon handling is absolutely absurd as well. Dude is just phoning it in & has been for a very long time.
Hes that good... sometimes
I noticed that too. It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine in movies when suppressed weapons make little to no sound. Suppressed firearms are still pretty loud!
No recoil also, lol
Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind.
Glad U found it - now it's our fav comedy to watch between the operations.
The movement and weapon handling has me in stitches every time I see it. I cannot keep a straight face.
Yes it's cringeworthy. But I can't look away. 🤣
Why is it so hard to keep the stock against your shoulder? Come on it’s not that hard lol. These are the same actors who would hold out a shotgun against no part of their body.
god, really.
This dickweed claims he’s a “master shooter” to boot.
i cant believe that i used to think he was a martial arts and weapons master... and hes a master in a culty almost fake martial art and kind of an idiot
The old guy (Dale Dye) actually served in the Marine Corps during the Vietnam War. Had scenes in Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Under Siege, Mission: Impossible amongst others. Has served as a technical advisor on many films he's appeared in. To ensure war was portrayed accurately. Its a shame cuz I'm sure he ignored realism in this movie for the paycheck.
Dude wanted to leave something behind for his great grandchildren.
I don't blame him
I don't think so i thinks it's more like he's idea got ignored by seagel here so there's nothings he can do but collect the paycheck and did the contract
Hey Steven Seagal's a badass. He can shoot an unsuppressed sniper rifle and not make any sound.
You got me with the Navy crack. 🤣But the guy on the left needs to push his gut back into his shirt, oh, he just did. Oh, no, it's back.
This is why he hasn’t been in any Expendables movies, everyone grew and got better. He just grew.
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Admit it we would want to see Steven Seagal in an Expendables movie where he would be casted as the C-47 plane.
He would have been perfect in an Expendables movie... as the villain.
He could be in the Expandibles!
@@dwaneanderson8039 Not really
You know you've hit rock bottom when you land a role in a segal movie!
Anyone who gets a role with Segal is lunch
Or a starting point for a totally unknown actor or actors trying to make a name in the game 😁
I was offered a part in a segal movie. That or 6 years probation.
I never like traveling out of state anyways.
@@29slowjoe I will take that Gass chamber before been around Steven fatgal
I feel like I’ve hit rock bottom just by watching a segal movie
Found your vid randomly..😂 so funny.. especially on the old colonel.
I've watched this Ep. like 20 times now over the year the movie the jokes you pop I get a kick out of it every time I see it.
I like how that rifle, that doesn't have a sound suppressor on it, still makes that movie-silencer "pew" sound, lol. Not to mention, in a sniper team, the spotter is actually the more senior and more experienced of the two. So in this case, Seagal is actually playing the less experienced of the two but you know that wasn't his intentions, lol.
The gun play in this is horrendous.
@@JasonBrant you can say that again. I love how it seems like he just learned about swapping shoulders, which you usually do if you're leaning out from cover but he just does it randomly throughout the movie, lol.
@@TalkingHands308 Of course he has to. He's so fucking fat if he tried to lean into a turn he would fall over and you would probably hear his back audibly crack if he had to twist more than 4 degrees.
@@ravenwolf8632 LOL, never before have they had to hire a stunt double just to walk up and down freakin' stairs. I bet his stunt double was like "ok, so do I have to get thrown by an explosion, hit by a car, or crash through a window pane?" "Nah, you just walk up and down some stairs and try to hide your face while doing it..."
@@TalkingHands308 I wish that were true but they had to hire stunt doubles to stand up for him as well. That one movie where he is in this cyberpunkish future they literally had a stunt double to stand up off a bed for Seagal.
Being a stunt double for Seagal must in itself be a meme in the industry lol
Steven in this movie looks like a guy who would show up for an airsoft match once and never show up again
Really like the suppressed shots sound effect and then seeing the screen pan to an unsuppressed rifle LLOOLL
That’s always one of my favorite things about movies in modern conflict, the t-ban or whomever the bad guy is always sprints into the open, takes a Slav squat and starts hammering rounds, when in reality, 90% of those dudes fire from a window, alley, from behind some rocks/trees/bushes and then just disappear entirely. Rarely do they fully engage and if they do it’s because they figure they have the upper hand. Not too many movies do the enemy justice in their wanting-to-not-die department. Lol
yeah, its either propaganda at this point... or they dont respect their viewers intelligence.
Yeah military movies and shows are almost always horrendously stupid like that.
Do they not get that these are supposed to be real human beings who definitely don't want to die? Oh yeah sure I'll just stand out in the open, that's smart.
The entire reason these conflicts even happen and last for so damn long is because *both* sides are trained to fight. Just because one force might be lower tech doesn't mean they're all like cavemen or some shit(see Vietnam)
It's just like they have to make the enemy the bad guys rather than actual people, so they just do stupid crap. Meanwhile our excellent heroes do the opposite and run around like they're in Call of Duty racking up hundreds of kills.
It's a stupid cliche to make the protagonist look good as they mercilessly murder a bunch of people. It's fine to have the invincible hero.....if the setting makes sense (and even then) but far too many writers dont respect the setting or the pieces in the story so you get the typical mook that just stands in place like a target dummy instead of a real believable being. Like not using any pratical battle tactics despite being in a real world war setting.
gave me an idea for a short movie type thing actually show how guerrillas act lmao
It's always been the same way in movies and TV shows with the bad guys running away from cover out in to the open. I grew up in the '60s when everything was WW II. I was too young for Vietnam, but all the guys I knew that were there said the same thing. NOBODY sticks there head up when shooting is going on, NOBODY.