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    The drop-off in quality from Bloodsport, which is utterly ridiculous on its own, to Bloodsport 4: The Dark Kumite is absolutely hilarious. Outside of Verotika, this might be the most pissed off Dave has been while watching a movie. And I loved it.
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  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  Před 5 dny +213

    After putting nearly 100 hours of work into this marathon, it was copyright claimed. 🤮 If you want to watch the uncensored, nearly 7 hour journey of us watching these crazy movies, plus a behind-the-scenes video about the making of the marathon, join us! www.patreon.com/jasonbrant
    EDIT - The claim was released 🍻

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 Před 4 dny +158

    Jasons power is knowing any actor in any role as long as it's a B movie, Dave can analyze film better the more drunk he gets and Brian allegedly knows ever make and model of car. You're the heroes we need.

    • @buttface1202
      @buttface1202 Před 4 dny

      Brian also has the magical ability to somehow always pick a porno movie unintentionally

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +35

      We all have utterly useless talents.

    • @peedubya7799
      @peedubya7799 Před 4 dny +8

      @@JasonBrant so often i am like "but its actor X from this great series of films!! how can you not know them!!?!" :D

    • @ronan23
      @ronan23 Před 4 dny +6

      @@JasonBrant i reacted at the same time as you to the dude in the prison, but i instantly thought "Dragon: the Bruce Lee Story"

    • @ashgrey8678
      @ashgrey8678 Před 4 dny +13

      Don't you dare forget Erin. She has the best steaming tea kettle impression I have ever heard.

  • @mancuniangamecat8288
    @mancuniangamecat8288 Před 4 dny +33

    Congratulations to Jason, Erin, Dave, Brian and off cam Pam on passing 100k subscribers.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +7

      Thanks 👍 Means a lot.

    • @B.-T.
      @B.-T. Před 3 dny +2

      @@JasonBrant Congrats! It's fully deserved, and here's to 900K more!

  • @paralysisbyanalysis2287
    @paralysisbyanalysis2287 Před 4 dny +14

    "Vanity by proxy."
    Perfect summary of this film.

  • @Caldwing
    @Caldwing Před 4 dny +59

    Not only can Frank Dux not act, but he can't fight and has the physique of an office middle manager. He made up the entire Kumite story, or rather ripped it off from Enter the Dragon, while he was recovering from falling out of a truck. He made it up as an excuse for his absence from his unit so the other guys wouldn't think he was lame. That's why it has the AWOL angle.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +27

      How dare you.

    • @Liquidcadmus
      @Liquidcadmus Před 3 dny +1

      yeah, the "real" frank dux is a pathological liar and a conman.

    • @playlist9980
      @playlist9980 Před 3 dny +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if he actually tried to force the producers to hire him for the role.

    • @juicyfruit6311
      @juicyfruit6311 Před 3 dny

      A former pupil of Dux had some experience as a staged magician. Dux asked the pupil if he knew how to make trick glass bottles. These bottles were made of sugar and broke easily. The pupil said he did but wondered why. Dux asked him to show how to make them. The pupil knew what was up and left Dux when he saw the fraud.
      Read this back in the early 2000's.

    • @predragpesic5953
      @predragpesic5953 Před 2 dny

      @@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TeksonikAudio
    @TeksonikAudio Před 4 dny +22

    My "SBIG Riffing buddy" passed away from brain cancer several years ago (not trying to make a correlation between bad movies and illness of any kind) and I've never found anyone else who enjoys these kinds of movies. Most people think I'm nuts for loving them. It's so wonderful to see good friends enjoying these films and having a great time together. Savor these times like fine wine my friends. Congratulations on the 100K. Hoping you hit a million soon.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +5

      Sorry to hear about your friend. Sounds like he was a cool dude.

    • @sonyslyer9946
      @sonyslyer9946 Před 3 dny +2

      Cheers to your friend ❤ 😢

  • @riverwhite1991
    @riverwhite1991 Před 4 dny +118

    Next challenge unblocked:
    Watch through all 7 kickboxer movies in one day.

    • @alexanderkantakusiniii8411
      @alexanderkantakusiniii8411 Před 4 dny +17

      kickboxer 2 is actually watchable....

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +21

      7 movies in a day is a lot. Goddamn.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Před 4 dny +2

      ​@@alexanderkantakusiniii8411 You are a liar ... lol

    • @frankly7761
      @frankly7761 Před 4 dny +3

      ​@@alexanderkantakusiniii8411So is 4, if they hadn't had that ridiculous make up on Tong Po. 4 was born to be an episode for this show. 2 is actually sort of a movie. 3 is kinda boring. And I don't remember 5. I like the Highlander guy villain one, but I was pretty drunk when I saw it. Kickboxer the original is awesome.

    • @alexanderkantakusiniii8411
      @alexanderkantakusiniii8411 Před 4 dny

      @@refinedsugar lol part 2 isn't thaaaaaat bad lol

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 Před 4 dny +79

    By far the best thing about Bloodsport is that it was made to honor the unhinged nonsense of a deranged fantasist.

    • @Mister-Six
      @Mister-Six Před 4 dny +14

      Wait, Sifu Sensei Seagal is not in Bloodsport. Oh, you mean that other unhinged, deranged, fantasist.

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 Před 4 dny +9

      Plus Dux just stole the story and all from Enter the Dragon, he didn't even make it up himself.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Před 4 dny +9

      I feel so sad for people who believe, spread the lies of Dux.

    • @akuma6446
      @akuma6446 Před 4 dny +7

      @@refinedsugar doesn’t Viking Samurai promote Dux lies? Another great one is Ashida Kim, might be worse than Franky.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar Před 4 dny +4

      @@akuma6446 I haven't watched much from samurai, but I believe you're right. I know he did a long interview with Dux himself. Viking seems at the very least hesitant to slam him or maybe he actually believes the bs.

  • @JCIce007
    @JCIce007 Před 4 dny +37

    I love that Frank Dux said his master was named "Tiger Tanaka"...a name he definitely got from You Only Live Twice.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Fardawg
      @Fardawg Před 4 dny +6

      When confronted with it, he claimed Fleming based the character on his master.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 Před 3 dny +1

      @@Fardawg haha classic Dux

  • @jamesbarker9895
    @jamesbarker9895 Před 4 dny +28

    Bolo: murders defenseless fighter
    Judges: not nice, but it counts

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +10

      The ref was mostly cool with it too.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Před 2 dny +1

      The best scene like this is in a movie I wish this channel would cover. A cult Kung Fu classic called "Master of the Flying Guillotine." If you look around for it, you can find an English dubbed version. It features a lot of the old late 70's/early 80's cult kung fu classics. Young man dressed up to make him look like he's an old master. GREAT physical effects of making a man who clearly has two arms, look like a one-armed man. There is a fighter that has the abilities of Dhalsim from Street Fighter fame. There is a fighter named, "Wins Without a Knife," who wins his battle in a way the main character states is, "Very clever." You have to see it to believe it....
      The greatest thing about the movie is the pirated soundtrack. They stole a song from a band called Neu. It is called "Super 16." They slowed the track WAY down and it is the epic theme song for the main villain.
      I can't recommend this movie enough for fans of old, cheesy, so bad it is good kung fu movies.

  • @benitofranklyn4237
    @benitofranklyn4237 Před 4 dny +31

    Bolo Yeung/Chong Li was already the bad guy in Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon, from which Dux stole the whole storyline. Dux was so crazy he even took bad guy from the movie he stole the story from.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +13

      I can't believe you're besmirching the great name of Frank Dux.

  • @sandroilpelato7153
    @sandroilpelato7153 Před 4 dny +33

    Fun Fact: the long haired fighter at 49:17 is the director of all John Wick movies

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +14

      No shit?

    • @sandroilpelato7153
      @sandroilpelato7153 Před 4 dny +21

      @@JasonBrant Yup. That's Chad Stahelski. Before becoming a director he did a lot of stunt work and this is how he met Daniel Bernhardt.
      Since then they worked together on a lot of stuff like Matrix 2 and the John Wick movies.

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 Před 4 dny

      @@sandroilpelato7153that’s awesome

    • @UrmanitaRules
      @UrmanitaRules Před 4 dny +3

      I was looking to see if someone made a comment on Chad being in this movie. Daniel actually said in his interview on Scott Adkins’s The Art of Action that Chad choreographed their fight, and that Daniel considers this the best fight in all of Bloodsport II.

    • @ChairView
      @ChairView Před 4 dny +3

      ​@@sandroilpelato7153 you forgot matrix resurrections where he plays a dbag named Chad lol

  • @derekprospero
    @derekprospero Před 4 dny +14

    Jason needs to enter the Kumite of height-guessing

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker Před 4 dny +4

      the Kumite of remembering actor names and faces, but only b-tier or lower of course.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +3

      I'm the Frank Dux of height guessing.

  • @Fardawg
    @Fardawg Před 4 dny +10

    15:00 And so, Mortal Kombat was born. For those who don't know, the creators originally wanted to make a fighting game featuring Van Damme (after their initial Ninja game pitch was rejected), so they digitized shots from Bloodsport and added their own background as a demo for Van Damme. JCVD turned it down, possibly due to a conflicting deal with SEGA that never happened, but Midway liked the pitch enough that they gave Boon and Tobias the okay to make the game anyway, which is why Johnny Cage ("JC") resembles JCVD from Bloodsport, down to the split crotch punch move and him being an actor. Throw in Cannon-style ninjas, a Cynthia Rothrock clone, a Bruce Lee clone, The Terminator (for Kano's eye), a Ray Harryhausen stop motion creature, and the characters "Lightning" and Lo Pan from "Big Trouble in Little China" and you have a classic.

  • @backtoearth1983
    @backtoearth1983 Před 4 dny +40

    Frist rule of Kumite, EVERYONE talks about Kumite..
    I submit... Jean Claude Van Dammity Project

  • @acswan1964
    @acswan1964 Před 4 dny +16

    Which is why the "facts" at the end of Bloodsport are so funny:
    Mr. Dux still holds four world records:
    Fastest Knockout - 3.2 seconds
    Fastest Punch with a Knockout - .12 seconds
    Fastest Kick with a Knockout - 72 mph
    Most Consecutive Knockouts in a Single Tournament - 56
    For him to have 56 wins in a row in a single-elimination tournament, he would need a bracket size of 72,057,594,037,927,900

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +3

      Why are fastest punch and fastest kick recorded differently.

    • @acswan1964
      @acswan1964 Před 3 dny +1

      @@JasonBrant because dude is so good he can't be measured with only one metric?

  • @Uncle_T
    @Uncle_T Před 4 dny +10

    The absolute Legend James Hong gets a pass for anything and everything in any movie he is in. Currently 463 credits as an actor on IMDB and he's still working at 95!

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Před 4 dny +37

    I went to the 88 Kumite and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and my neck snapped

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +6

      Did you get to bang the whore reporter?

    • @Rhinexing
      @Rhinexing Před 4 dny +3

      ​@JasonBrant who didn't?

    • @thelightwielder
      @thelightwielder Před 4 dny

      @@JasonBrant guess I should've said all I got is this lousy T-Shirt, a snapped neck, and the clap

  • @ImTheBestestEver
    @ImTheBestestEver Před 4 dny +30

    Him screaming after getting that powder in his eyes will always hold a special place in my heart 😂

    • @yorkshirelad346
      @yorkshirelad346 Před 4 dny +6

      And keeping his eyes wide open like a frog is gold , because that’s so what people do with eyes full of crap

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +3

      It's incredible filmmaking.

    • @ImTheBestestEver
      @ImTheBestestEver Před 4 dny +3

      @JasonBrant I love how natural his childhood flashback dialogue was. Definitely wasn't a kid faking a European accent 🙄 🤣

  • @PHANTOMZ0NE
    @PHANTOMZ0NE Před 4 dny +66

    I was getting drunk on Sunday morning when I just noticed this notification, and I've only got two beers left. God dammit.

    • @aidanwalsh3930
      @aidanwalsh3930 Před 4 dny +6

      I hear you man!🍺👊

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +15

      Bloodsport 4 alone requires more alcohol than that.

    • @559624
      @559624 Před 4 dny +1

      Move to a different state. 😂

    • @richardchaparro2830
      @richardchaparro2830 Před 4 dny +3

      Ima have to watch thz Bloodsport 2.
      I'm blown away on this cast

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 Před 4 dny +3

      Time to start making beer

  • @brandonedwards1057
    @brandonedwards1057 Před 4 dny +9

    CONGRATULATIONS on 100K subs to you Jason, Erin, Dave, Brian and Off-Cam Pam! It's been great being a part of this journey with you!

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Před 4 dny +22

    some people hire ghost writers to write for them, Frank Dukes hires a ghost actor to act for him

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +3

      I do wish we could have seen him act.

  • @Fardawg
    @Fardawg Před 4 dny +7

    This came out before Future War, so his character's lack of English language skills in that film were part of the story. By the way, Bernhardt is part of the stunt/production company who makes the John Wick films and he was in the first film as a Russian hitman. Bernhardt played Agent Johnson in the second Matrix film where he met Keanu and the two stuntmen who created John Wick and started the stunt/production company. He was a stunt coordinator and trainer on the film "Nobody" starring Bob Odenkirk, which was created by one of the John Wick creators and is part of that universe along with Atomic Blonde (Bernhardt played characters in all three).

  • @supersaiyanbino
    @supersaiyanbino Před 4 dny +42

    3:05 You know it's an 80s-90s movie when you got a preteen wearing a "Bartles and Jaymes" T shirt, lol

    • @RyguyAB
      @RyguyAB Před 4 dny +3

      Noticed that too... 😂

    • @caynine29
      @caynine29 Před 4 dny +2

      I saw that too!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm shocked they didn't catch it!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +4

      Haha, totally missed that.

    • @supersaiyanbino
      @supersaiyanbino Před 4 dny

      To be fair I watched this movie at least 50 times and I never noticed it until now either, lol.

  • @sblinder1978
    @sblinder1978 Před 4 dny +6

    I don't know how many of my friendships could survive a 4-Bloodsport marathon, there are limits

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +1

      If we made it through Neil Breen, we can make it through Bloodsport.

  • @daverider5482
    @daverider5482 Před 4 dny +4

    Blood Sport is so ridiculous that it gave "Forest Whitaker Eye" to Forest Whitaker.

  • @billtisch3698
    @billtisch3698 Před 4 dny +27

    Watching a Donald Gibb movie without mentioning Revenge of the Nerds is like listening to The William Tell Overture without hollering, "Hiyohhhh SILVER!! Away!!" Amazing focus.

  • @jamesnorman9160
    @jamesnorman9160 Před 4 dny +11

    I'm convinced that Bolo Yung wasn't born: he was sculpted from granite and brought to life so he could be the villain in numerous B-movies. xD
    And 'series gets progressively worse with each release' could be attributed to plenty of movies out there, but there are some outliers (like Terminator 2)...but the fact that JCVD dipped after the first one says a lot...but at least Daniel 'I am Tool' Bernhardt came in for the second one. And he did a lot more ass kicking here than in Santa's Summer House.
    P.S. Jason's face when Ron Hall shows up. xD
    P.S.S. Congrats on 100K subs too! Onwards and upwards chaps and chappettes.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +2

      Never thought I'd see Ron Hall show up in a Bloodsport movie. Amazing!

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 Před 3 dny

      @@JasonBrant Most surprising thing was Bloodsport 2 was lit well enough to actually see who it was. xD

  • @kaiserofgermania5236
    @kaiserofgermania5236 Před 4 dny +7

    Dave's laugh is contagious😂

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 Před 4 dny +5

    *This movie has the budget of a ham sandwich!* -Jason Brant, watching Bloodsport: The Dark Kumite
    Great quote, I will remember that one.

  • @tjsogmc
    @tjsogmc Před 4 dny +8

    I read a behind the scenes one time that said it was very difficult to work with Bolo on the set of any movie. He was such a nice guy and was always cutting jokes that it made it hard for the other actors to pretend to be afraid.

    • @juicyfruit6311
      @juicyfruit6311 Před 4 dny +1

      Yup. JCVD said Bolo was a good friend of his.

  • @1massboy
    @1massboy Před 5 dny +25

    4:54
    “ is this getting back at the white man for Hiroshima?”
    OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @palmeristo
      @palmeristo Před 4 dny +2

      Dave is always comedy gold

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +3

      Haha, he cracked me up several times during this.

    • @Fardawg
      @Fardawg Před 4 dny

      @@JasonBrant My question is whether you guys remembered that he said his original wife and children were killed in Hiroshima in the scene where they are mourning his son, or was it a random Hiroshima joke that happened to fit perfectly?

  • @chrisadams8182
    @chrisadams8182 Před 4 dny +16

    2:55
    Dude.. just realized that’s Lao Che! 😳 He
    couldn’t get Nurhaci. So he settled for Van Damme.

  • @buttersstotch872
    @buttersstotch872 Před 4 dny +10

    "Vanity By Proxy"

  • @JarrodHahn
    @JarrodHahn Před 4 dny +6

    I've been a fan for a long time, and it was an honor to watch you unbox your 100K plaque. Congratulations! It was really appropriate that you did it during Bloodsport 4: The Dark Kumite. 😂

  • @FrunkAsADuck
    @FrunkAsADuck Před 4 dny +6

    Van Damme wasn't protecting the ref in the first one while fighting against Bolo. He was keeping him behind him so his footsteps wouldn't confuse him.

  • @timothyford7539
    @timothyford7539 Před 4 dny +20

    Daniel Bernhardt was in the first John Wick. He's the guy that stabs him with the broken bottle and throws him from the second floor.

    • @groothewanderer3710
      @groothewanderer3710 Před 4 dny +3

      👍You beat me to it.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +4

      I'll have to check that out again.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 Před 4 dny +6

      He's in Matrix sequels, Birds of Prey as the guy who Harley broke the legs of, the bus scene in Nobody and Siro in Mortal Kombat C/Konquest

    • @johnafirth
      @johnafirth Před 3 dny

      He does a lot of work with the 87North guys. I believe he trained Bob Odenkirk for Nobody.
      Well, shit. Chad Stahelski's also in Bloodsport 2. The dude from Tiger Claws 2 is Ong Soo Han (not Bong Soo Han from Kentucky Fried Movie though).

  • @johnraymma
    @johnraymma Před 4 dny +20

    For 56 levels to a standard bracket there would have to be more than 720,000,000,000,000,000 people in the tournament lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +4

      haha

    • @BootySweat4491
      @BootySweat4491 Před 4 dny

      Was just about to comment this. It would be calculated as 2 to the 56th power, which as you mentioned is over 720 quadrillion competitors.
      Frank Dux isn’t just a liar, but also an idiot.

    • @CorporateCornholio
      @CorporateCornholio Před 4 dny +4

      Balls. I didn't see this comment and posted the same thing several hours later. Yeah the math on that one is crazy but it fits in with everything else from Dux.

    • @Captain_Kremmen
      @Captain_Kremmen Před 2 dny

      I hope you're not suggesting that the great 'Mr' Dux is in any way not on the level...

    • @CorporateCornholio
      @CorporateCornholio Před 2 dny

      @@Captain_Kremmen No not at all. He clearly comes from the multiverse where he has done everything he claims and more but for reasons of planetary security he cannot talk about them openly. I am sure Sifu Segal would confirm everything Master Dux has claimed.

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 Před 4 dny +11

    0:36 I love how Dave thinks he's living in a world where Cannon films didn't go bust.

  • @radar9790
    @radar9790 Před 2 dny +1

    The noise of Dave drinking is the sound of the can collapsing from the vacuum he creates sucking it down so fast.

  • @Subjectivity13
    @Subjectivity13 Před 4 dny +36

    I can't believe you made "The Last Kumite" without watching all the previous Kumites first.

    • @ajkulac9895
      @ajkulac9895 Před 4 dny +11

      So irresponsible ikr

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +19

      I wish I'd seen Bloodsport 4 before filming. I would have made them copy from its genius.

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 Před 3 dny +1

      @@JasonBrant The best part of Bloodsport 4 was when you got your 100K Play Button in the middle of it. CZcams really blew out your pelvic floor with that one.

  • @christianninsananda9626
    @christianninsananda9626 Před 4 dny +6

    Daniel Bernhardt is awesome... still kicking ass at 58.

  • @davidbeaver39
    @davidbeaver39 Před 3 dny +2

    OMG, only Dave could possibly use the Matrix and Columbine in the same sentence and make it HILARIOUS!!!!!! FRIGGIN LOVE THIS CHANNEL. I love how the CZcams 100k award shows up while you're busting your butts working on your craft. KUDOS GUYS AWESOME ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!

  • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
    @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Před 4 dny +2

    LOL love Jason's spectrum-ability to remember Z-List actors

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 Před 4 dny +12

    Love the first Bloodsport. You get Guile or Johnny Cage playing against Zangief on an arcade machine.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny

      And the absolutely true exploits of Frank Dux.

  • @lallen3327
    @lallen3327 Před 4 dny +3

    Guy from Bloodsport 2 was an Agent in The Matrix Reloaded. I've seen that movie dozens of times lol.

  • @Keighvin1
    @Keighvin1 Před 4 dny +13

    I’m not sure that people realize kumite is just a term from karate that means to spar with a partner. It can also refer to a tournament, but is not inherently illegal or deadly. Edit: I want to make sure people realize I am including the people making the movie in this statement.

    • @Superiorlumbago9260
      @Superiorlumbago9260 Před 4 dny +3

      They would understand if they saw any frank dux "biography" video, from actual martial artists, or martial arts related youtubers

    • @therealquinnzack1819
      @therealquinnzack1819 Před 3 dny

      James Hong actually clarifies this in the second movie! I only remember this because I watched it earlier tonight

    • @matthiasona
      @matthiasona Před 3 dny

      Exactly. Glad someone mentioned it.
      Its just weird that everyone including the kid calling it kumite and not just fighting or some other synonym

  • @piotrsaata7678
    @piotrsaata7678 Před 4 dny +7

    The music by Paul Herzog in the first one and Kickboxer gets you so pumped up 😂 the 80's were something different and totally special. To be cherished forever ❤

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 Před 4 dny

      Both soundtracks have been in my workout rotation for the last 2 decades.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 3 dny +1

      Herzog and Bush really elevated Bloodsport.

  • @oneluffy2.0
    @oneluffy2.0 Před 5 dny +13

    Congrats on 100k love this channel so much ❤️🇲🇦

  • @Liowen
    @Liowen Před 4 dny +8

    The bearded guy in the first Bloodsport I always thought for the longest time was Big John Studd, I mean it is fitting since he was also a beast.

    • @groothewanderer3710
      @groothewanderer3710 Před 4 dny +2

      First time I remember him from is from Revenge of the Nerds.

    • @Liowen
      @Liowen Před 4 dny

      @@groothewanderer3710 3 movies Gibb was in but uncredited were: Stripes, Any Which Way You Can, and Conan the Barbarian. Most likely if you rewatch them you will catch him in there now too.

  • @TeksonikAudio
    @TeksonikAudio Před 4 dny +2

    I love it.....Dave: "We've been drinking for 7 hours. Let's go to the bar!" 😂

  • @NCRRanger7753
    @NCRRanger7753 Před 4 dny +4

    I still love how Johnny Cage was based off of Van Damme and that splits nut shot lol. 🤣

  • @shadowkeeper0
    @shadowkeeper0 Před 4 dny +5

    At 1:11:39, the actor ordering the kill is John Rhys-Davies, who played Gimli in Lord of the Rings!

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake Před 4 dny +3

      I know him as The Professor from Sliders.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 Před 4 dny +4

      Sallah in Indiana Jones :)

  • @patrickobrien3342
    @patrickobrien3342 Před 4 dny +4

    They made 4 friggin Bloodsport movies? lol this should be interesting I only ever knew about the first one haha

  • @kennethanderson2204
    @kennethanderson2204 Před 3 dny

    11:39 “showin ass, you really nailed that.” Poor choice of words 😂😂

  • @TheShortCon
    @TheShortCon Před 4 dny +1

    I can't believe I was laughing calling it a vanity project biproxy and them 5mins later Dave says it 😂

  • @travisdelee8647
    @travisdelee8647 Před 4 dny +7

    A Bartles and Jaymes shirt.
    You know, from back when wearing stuff like Bud Man and Spuds Mckenzie was tolerated in schools..

  • @tylerlucas3752
    @tylerlucas3752 Před 4 dny +5

    Congratulations on 100K subscribers! Love the content. Love the channel. I am ready to experience this long haul. If I can survive the Breen marathon video-- this will be no problem haha.

  • @skyttyl
    @skyttyl Před 4 dny +1

    Glad Erin was there to see the ultimate giggle shot. Lol

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 Před 4 dny +13

    Oh hell yeah. I loved this movie. I wasnt a fan of the "old" setup where you and Brian would JUST talk and not really react, so I love seeing a reaction to this movie again :) . Also.. I had no idea there were FOUR movies of this shlock.
    "I was assigned by the IFAA-"
    "you were assigned by a public organisation to pick up fighters for this SECRET, HIDDEN AWAY, CLANDESTINE MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT?"
    "thats right"
    "Fair enough, carry on"
    15:10
    Nah, he's not staring at his fists. He's just savoring that smell of victory
    *edit nr-somethingsomething*
    JOHN RHYS DAVIES. WE HAVE A BLOODSPORT WITH GIMLI?!

  • @jpetersen252
    @jpetersen252 Před 5 dny +6

    Thanks for this early morning gift!!

  • @SlappyChop
    @SlappyChop Před 4 dny +4

    I'm really enjoying these long-form marathons of bad movies. I'll easily be watching this madness multiple times.

  • @NCRRanger7753
    @NCRRanger7753 Před 4 dny +1

    Dave is the beercolator.
    1/3 Man, 1/3 Beer 1/3 Percolator

  • @matthieutankol2681
    @matthieutankol2681 Před 3 dny +1

    4 movies make it a Tetralogy (Tetra = four in Greek)
    Good job on the 100K, those videos help fuel our local BBQ, drinks & SBiG sessions. Keep em coming!

  • @MrMakovadc
    @MrMakovadc Před 4 dny +4

    Congratulations to Jason, Erin, and the gang! On to 250K......

  • @sampaddie617
    @sampaddie617 Před 5 dny +4

    I get to spend over a hr with my favorite channel.....good start to a Sunday.

  • @benforwho
    @benforwho Před 4 dny +1

    Love the Bartles and Jaymes t-shirt at 3:05. Wine coolers, the 80s was majikal!

  • @Kaplunco
    @Kaplunco Před 4 dny +1

    John Rhys Davies shows up in the credits.
    Dave: Gimli from Lord of the Rings!
    Jason: Cyborg Cop!
    That's why Jason is the king of shitty B movies.
    Congrats on 100k subscribers! You've earned it through countless hours of Neil Breen, Steven Seagal, and Roger Corman.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 Před 4 dny +4

    About 20 years ago i would find so many of these low budget action movies on cable and it seemed like every month theyd repeatedly play ANOTHER bloodsport or kickboxer sequel. So for nearly a year, every month or so, Id go "theres ANOTHER sequel?!".
    In interviews Daniel Bernheardt jokes about how he looks kinda like Van Damme, and hes said that one of his brothers looks like VD even more than he does.

  • @jackritter326
    @jackritter326 Před 5 dny +4

    Looking forward to this. Had no idea they made anything after the second flick. Thanks, Jason!

  • @erniemiller1953
    @erniemiller1953 Před 3 dny +2

    56 consecutive knockouts in one contest, where it is elimination...brackets like NCAA Basketball's March Madness, means the total number of fighters is 2^56...2 to the 56th power, which comes to 72,057,594,037,927,936 contestants...72 DUADRILLION!...1000 times the entire population of the planet earth.

  • @alexrain1188
    @alexrain1188 Před 4 dny +1

    That last movie was horrifically painful.

  • @christophercurtis9392
    @christophercurtis9392 Před 5 dny +17

    I never thought about how the kid actually knew about the Kumite?
    How does everyone just casually mention the Kumite?

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +18

      Everyone knows about the secret Kumite. Kids, cops, reporters, the US govt, drunken Americans... everyone knows about it.

    • @nikotnikuf
      @nikotnikuf Před 4 dny +4

      The real question is how do you know about the secret Kumite Chris ?

    • @christophercurtis9392
      @christophercurtis9392 Před 4 dny +5

      @nikotnikuf guy at Wendy's told me he was in it, apparently

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Před 4 dny

      Kids are always hip to the newest trends

    • @briancoulombe4517
      @briancoulombe4517 Před 4 dny +2

      Well his father was a former champion so I guess that kid would know about it

  • @timothybrown2907
    @timothybrown2907 Před 4 dny +7

    7:05 I forgot Forrest Whitaker was in this

  • @jackykentucky
    @jackykentucky Před 3 dny +1

    Bloodsport is what made me pursue martial arts, it's a FN classic. Putting the soundtrack on, lifting weights. So damn good :)

  • @jordanpanning3659
    @jordanpanning3659 Před 4 dny +1

    Bloodsport - My favorite Van Damme vicarious vanity project!

  • @Lonespark
    @Lonespark Před 4 dny +3

    The guy that did the soundtrack for this is amazing.

  • @johnsensebe3153
    @johnsensebe3153 Před 4 dny +3

    That reporter in the first one puts the "kum" in "kumite."

  • @meahoohenehene
    @meahoohenehene Před 4 dny +1

    i like how Dave got so drunk he thinks a Luchadore is a bullfighter🤣

  • @nathanrice7352
    @nathanrice7352 Před 4 dny +1

    Jason went Ultra-Instinct this episode.

  • @jacobwilson7030
    @jacobwilson7030 Před 4 dny +3

    25:00 CZcamsr Napoleon Blownapart did the calculations on it, in bracket format for Frank to have KO’d 56 people in a row in a single tournament it would have had to have something like 72057594037927936 people in it. He has gone back and forth for years saying the tournament was a compounding round robin style tournament after being called out on his bullshit

  • @hanswurst2220
    @hanswurst2220 Před 4 dny +43

    Dave´s superpower - getting more intelligent the more he drinks 🍻
    Jason´s superpower - guessing people´s height and remembering every sh*tty actor/actress 😄

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton Před 4 dny +5

      Right?? I loved "vanity project by proxy." 😂

    • @hanswurst2220
      @hanswurst2220 Před 4 dny +2

      @@C.L.Hintonsame 😄 - a new medical term was invented right here ✅

    • @RyguyAB
      @RyguyAB Před 4 dny +5

      I was going to suggest "third-person autoerotic autobiography", but vanity-by-proxy was better, I have to admit..

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +5

      I wish I was good at something actually useful 🤣

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Před 4 dny +1

      ​@@JasonBrantOh I assure you: I envy your talent!
      Lately I recognized Woody Harrrlson in a Star Wars movie: I suck this bad at recognizing people!
      With that said, I love the first 2 Bloodsport movies!

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris Před 4 dny +1

    39:59 We Miss ya Razor. RIP Scott Hall

  • @bobthejedi
    @bobthejedi Před 4 dny +1

    For him to get that many consecutive knock outs there has to be more people in the tournament than have never been alive on earth.

  • @joshuascott3428
    @joshuascott3428 Před 5 dny +5

    The sequels arent great but Daniel Bernhardt is better than sifu anyday and im glad he still has work as a stuntman and martial arts choreographer in the john wick movies

  • @beautifulmotivationvideos

    Proxy Vanity - PRANITY

  • @oscarvazquez8601
    @oscarvazquez8601 Před 4 dny +1

    21:03 Erin was HYPED

  • @kryten09
    @kryten09 Před dnem

    Just had hernia surgery and I got the flu... Shitty week. This is exactly what I need. Loved watching and reenacting "Bloodsport" with my older brother when we were kids. We still quote it to my nephews. Had no idea there were so many sequels.

  • @squirrelknight9768
    @squirrelknight9768 Před 4 dny +5

    It's strange that nobody ever remembers Bernhard...
    Dude was in Matrix Reloaded, John Wick and of course he played the best Mortal Kombat Karakter ever in the TV Show!
    He's a legend.

  • @brandentyson6879
    @brandentyson6879 Před 4 dny +7

    KNOWING FRANK DUX COULDN'T DO THIS IN REAL LIFE IS AWESOME

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 Před 4 dny +5

      Plus Dux stole the story and all from Enter the Dragon, he didn't even make it up himself.

    • @ajkulac9895
      @ajkulac9895 Před 4 dny +5

      @@benitofranklyn4237 Still holds record for fastest theft of a movie script

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 Před 4 dny

      @@ajkulac9895 Haha I can't remember all the records, but somehow he claims to have the fastest record kick. I wouldn't even know who and how one would measure this.

  • @FatalDevotee1
    @FatalDevotee1 Před 11 hodinami

    I am so glad Dave is back on the crew so often now

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 Před 4 dny +2

    I was someone offended that you were laughing at Bloodsport 1 but then realized I was laughing too.

  • @Mountain.Man.1978
    @Mountain.Man.1978 Před 4 dny +3

    4:44 No the contraption that he made was not for training it was for his wife. The old guy is into that shit!

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Před 5 dny +26

    7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, i cant do this, not til after work!!! But take my upvote anyways, I'll see you in about 9 hours!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Před 4 dny +8

      Enjoy the day!

    • @intellectic9155
      @intellectic9155 Před 4 dny +6

      I doubt you even work.

    • @platzoperson393
      @platzoperson393 Před 4 dny +3

      ​@intellectic9155 I don't. I'm in Alaska lots of people work up here. Just not like you. In an office. All day. Anyways I'm off to get high them sell a bike and enjoy the day while.tending my plants. And paintings. Because I can
      That's what freedom is

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Před 4 dny

      ​@@intellectic9155 I doubt you even exist. You're just words on a screen to me. How do I know you're not a bot? And why would you say that in the first place? Are you just an asshole?

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 Před 4 dny +2

      ​@@platzoperson393sadly, I work indoors, but I get paid well enough. Anchorage, here!

  • @no1uknugamingchannel
    @no1uknugamingchannel Před 4 dny +1

    Dave's drinking sounds like a tub draining the last few gallons of bathwater 🛁

  • @butkusfan23
    @butkusfan23 Před 4 dny +1

    The Demon character in Bloodsport 2- the guard who was the bad guy- was played by Ong Soo Han. You recognized him from Tiger Claws. Nice. I recognized him from his small part in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story. I haven’t watched that movie in over 20 years but I still remembered him when I watched your reaction.

  • @akuma6446
    @akuma6446 Před 5 dny +7

    Going to go get some vodka for this marathon of madness.
    Let’s all pay tribute to the craziness and imagination of Frank Dux for making this all possible.

    • @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
      @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar Před 4 dny

      is it peppermint schnaps they are drinking? I haven't managed to get a look at the label.

  • @socasack
    @socasack Před 5 dny +3

    First! But sad without Erin's feet

  • @rickastley2308
    @rickastley2308 Před 3 dny

    Watching Bloodsport 4 after previous movies is like watching Highlander 2 after the first one. Totally surreal experience.

  • @seraphimvalkyrin4543
    @seraphimvalkyrin4543 Před 4 dny

    "The second one didn't have guns at all"
    Alien Private Eye guy gets shot in the leg.
    I think Dave went over his drinking limit lol.