Weekend Update on Failed North Korean Missile Launch - SNL
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- čas přidán 14. 04. 2017
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including North Korea's failed missile launch and Vice President Mike Pence being sent to South Korea.
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YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CAKES I'VE SEEN hahahaa
That guy's Mmm cake joke in reference to Homer was the best!
dan thomas Except...Homer would be a better president.🇺🇸
Devon Suns it was an ass cheek joke
Was that funnier or the "butt like an Atlanta strippuh" line, I don't know. Either way, I'm crying laughing.
Dalyan D just
"You don't know what cakes I've seen" had me dying
I want a tshirt or bumper sticker or both!
Holy cow. 'Member when accidentally saying the wrong country you bombed would have been a scandal?
Ooo Yeah i memeber.
now we barely blink....
Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer 'member when actually bombing the wrong country would have been a scandal? I don't even 'member that.
I member.
Yea if Obama said that conservatives would be talking all over the radio and tv about it.
A pit bull and a praying grandmother for protection! LOL!! So damn true...
"and if something happened, it was just God's plan" cringing and laughing at once
Mmm...Cake - Homer Simpson
The escalator joke with Ben Carson has me dying. 😂😂😂
Dialing 911 on the floor buttons got me:>D
"Are you sure bruh? Cause that's kinda important" hahahah
That Bill O'Reilly joke though lol
It was the MOAJ. (Mother Of All Jokes)
I died 😂
BURN...
Colin’s little smirk is so cute
it is though
"He said this was almost more embarrassing than the time he got stuck on this escalator" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
I sometimes leave my keys in the wrong place, I can understand how one of the most powerful people in the world forgot what country he bombed.
Chris E Wtf is wrong with u
sarcasm i think! lmao
The consequences are of a similar magnitude, I'll give you that.
Im sure it happens all the time. If Trump announces that the US military has just bombed Wyoming , I will assume that he (Trump) is confused. (hopefully)
Alex Turlais
Iraq, Syria, Mississippi, Montenegro, or Spain.
It's all the Same...!!!
Back to that Chocolate Velvet Pussy Cake...!!!
"...I can't think of anything less appropriate. That's like if Chipotle's slogan was 'You're gonna have an easy time on the toilet.'" 10/10
I've literally never laughed this much on a Weekend Update. Every joke was hilarious😂
Michael's cake joke made me laugh harder then any joke on snl it killed me
If Putin had a baby with the Michelin man, Kim Jong Un would be the baby
That's awesome
One of the funniest things I've read. Thank you, Kenny
Kenny, can we please see the DM??? (Hope you get the reference)
xImpactGames It's too much to handle
Oh well, I tried...
“You don’t know the cakes I’ve seen” 😂😂
Two narcissistic crybabies going to war. What could possibly go wrong? Lord please come save us.
Malachi Owens It's all God's plan baby...
That Fella Just lay some candles down in Koreatown
trump is just being himself...... it's the 60+ million american voters who paddled our canoe up shit creek
We're going to need like.... 21 praying grandmothers. And the meanest pitbull in the world.
aurelia eavum XD that was good.
"somehow this is true" me too colin, me too
First of all you don't know what kind of cake I've seen. I love you Michael Che❤❤❤
"... a pit bull and a prayin grandmother" LMAO!!!
Better and better. Michael Ché Guevara and Colin Jost rule.
And has there ever been a more unexpected line and perfectly-timed line reading than, "First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen"?
Plot twist: The cake is a lie.
Colin: “Build Immunity to diseases”
Covid 19: Am I a joke to you
exactly my thought
I love Michael Che's delivery! Dude is hilarious.
I only watch this show for the Weekend Update.
same
Shud and Spicey are pretty good skits to.
Laz Garcia same
Same❤
-everyone
"A pitbull & a praying grandmother"
Sooooo funny!!!
Trump looks like he's trying his best not to fart every time he meets with a foreign leader
Jeff Li. except poot-in
Makes a change from eastern tea baggers announcing who their going to krap on next
+John Taylor
Now THAT was funny !!
And now for the Seth Meyers transformation:
And President Trump knows all about the struggles with sitting in one place for ten minutes. Except for Putin, Trump looks like he's trying his best not to fart every time he meets with a foreign leader. "Vladdy, you got a john somewhere here? No? I'll just let the yak bits fly out, then."
I shouldn't be surprised with a butt like that.
"First of all you don't know what cakes I've seen"
"And second maybe you should take it easy on the cake you already got a butt like an Atlanta stripper"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
if these guys keep it up they'll go down as the Best SNL Weekend Update duo the of all time!! 😂
"The most beautiful chocolate cake that you've ever seen." No it wasn't because I didn't get a chance to see it. 😂
Describing cake is apparently more important than knowing which country you just bombed.....
"If someone got hurt, that was just God's plan, baby. Put some candles on the basketball court and you can move on."
This was heartbreaking. No one should have to face grief like this. I hope that Che has found some closure from his loss over the years.
wait, what happened?
@@catsocks42 no idea
@@catsocks42He’s talking about living in the projects. He grew up in the projects on the Lower East side
Wow how is this man still president? Has he ever seen a map in his life? He knows more than the Generals? What a joke.
Kim Jong Un looks like if Stalin was made out of mochi. Hot.
kim jong un is ugly as shit
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon I just call him Kim Jong Pig-face
JawbreakerRock He wants to be overweight to look like his popular daddy, I think. I've been overweight myself, some, but Not On Purpose, right? Like he went out of his "weigh" to chunkify himself! Like, my Dad is lean, so, sure, I'm working on moderately follow his good example, but if he was 400 pounds, maybe that would be an unusual emulation.
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon he looks like he ate Stalin
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon y'all ever done any research on Un or do you really just fall for every joke about him?
33 years old, 2 masters in physics and one from the military academy, actually voted democratically commander of the people's army of North Korea, and wasn't even first in line for the throne.
his older brother betrayed them by trying to go to Tokyo Disney, crossing the DMZ into South Korea and eventually being exiled.
Un isn't some angry fat kid. his people actually love him. they've been their own country for 80 years and the only reason you sit there and make jokes is because you fall for American anti socialism propaganda.
"First of all, you don't know what cakes I've seen."
"The one peninsula less stable than Korea... FLORIDA"
I dunno why but I lol'd so hard at the "somehow this is true" line.
2:19 Michael Che wins everything. That was the funniest statement ever
SUCH a good weekend update this week!!
you don't know what cakes i've seen.......... omg lol LOL !
"Butt like an Atlanta stripper" :D
"you don't know what cakes I've seen!" HAHAHA :D
Best Weekend Update I've seen in a while!
On the ground: "Don't even look at us" Touche'.
"HaRrY sTyLeS oF kOrEa"🤣🤣🤣
i grew up in new york in the projects in the crack 80's with a pitbull and a prayin grandmother for protection amd if we died "it was gods will baby" I AM SCREAMING
lol You don't know who cakes i have seen kill me :D
so true
The escalator one cracked me up
"ISIS-K... Kellogg's least popular breakfast cereal." LoooooL xDD
guys I m Chinese and now in China Trump's cake became a hit topic on social media...😒😒 we have the same opinions of your potus...
He is an idiot.. and a narcissist with YUGE ego.. Over 50% of the country hates him with a passion. Hillary won the popular vote by 3 million. She deserved the Presidency, not this racist, war mongering buffoon..
Why did your grasp of English improve after "I m a Chinese"?
brian554xx I was trying to say that I am a Chinese girl... hope this mistake doesn't change what I meant 😅
Lorr Xu I doubt that...Trump's policies and his clothing line gave more jobs to your country than the USA.
brian554xx its my business and I really don't care what u think 🙂 why don't you find somebody else to bother?
First of all you don't know what cakes I've seen 😂😂😂
This sketch was genius
Props to these guys for doing their best to keep a straight face.
That Homer Simpson joke was gold.
Eat the cake, Donnie Mae, Eat the cake!
“That’s like if Chipotle’s slogan was you will have a easy time on the toilet” 😂😂
You guys are wonderful.
NEVER, trust edited comments...
Metrix Well brainiac this ones all for u, I trust that u will want to read it, edited or not.
GOOD GOD! You know that paranoia will keep stupid. .What nonsense r u absorbing from some lunatic site? Surely u don't have a job where u would interact with other humans? If u did, u would know that humans normally have to "edit" their writings, their speech or (gosh I don't fucking know...) um, most any provided information to most any one... Wtf? U really r so gone that u don't think the comments should ever be trusted by people who edit because they want their comments to make sense?. Like inserting a fuckin comma or fixing an incorrectly spelled word ?
Ya know, I don't no why ur step-mom lets u have a computer down there in her basement. I mean we all get it, there's no fuckin jobs & u have no rational thoughts, ur forced to live & breath & spew ur ignorance from.ur step-.moms basement.What a stupid ass cunt u r -
No it's because comments can switch up on you like this so that I can respond to comments below, (Edit #2)
....Because you like things misspelled?
anne weber Is this a joke or are you seriously getting buthurt over a copypasta.
lol well to be fair this is totally *his* iraq isnt it?
noxabellus I'm sure he views all of the Middle East as Iraq
He probably thought Iraq was the guy who gassed all those civilians in Syria.
I'm sure the Middle East is just one big country to him
Hahahaa! LMBO at Living in the projects and you had a pitbull and a Praying grandmother for protection!!
should have said "Doh!"
when this is actually news
Huh?
I imagine SNL writers sitting on twitter or fox, refreshing all day to find anything that they can use to make fun of Trump
Minny made her a special chocolate CAKE, and Dump thought it was a peace offering, so HE ate two whole slices
Best weekend update lmao
HE IS RISEN, happy resurrection Sunday to all!
Delightful Douschebaggery Run! It's the Jesus Zombies!!!
Delightful Douschebaggery And the same to you!💐
🎂
I love the Weekend Update intro more than I love myself tbh
4:25 lmaoooooooooo funniest thing ever said on snl
Shame what's happened to Dr. Carson. I used to have such high respect for the man.
MOAB costs $170,000 a piece, get your facts right. Great show otherwise.
Haris Bin Tariq not entirely correct
Jeremy Alan at this point in time, it's pretty hard to determine since both Liberal and Conservative sides are each throwing out a number they feel aligns with their ideology. I mean just try searching 'how much does a MOAB cost' and you'll see a bunch of articals written by unreferenced authors claiming its cost $16 million and then some saying it's $170,000. Just another pissing contest between Cs and Ls really.
Haris Bin Tariq r&d and also the plane that dropped it cost $30000/hour to fly in fuel and it had a fighter jet escort. You are also forgetting that MOAB was somewhere in America about 2 months ago.
my absolute favorite Weekend Update
Omg I can’t breathe. 😂
Saturday Night Live = Next bombing target
fat boi kim
Or as embarrassing as the time you called those stairs an escalator
That pitbill/praying grandmother 👵 joke took me out!!! Ayo, Che... You the GOAT 🐐 bro... oh yeah Colin, you aight too ✌
Just waiting for all the triggered comments
Kenny Omega boom
Kenny Omega I'm triggered grrr
Kenny Omega I'm so in love with trump the bastard needs to die
Kenny Omega When the triggered comments come from the anti Trump people. Can't stump the Trump!
Trampy Gamer But you can #FlushTheToilet after you take a massive Trump.
The United Airlines stuff was funny, they were too hard on Trump, he is doing great.
Can anyone explain me the "You don't know what cakes I've seen" joke?
This is one of the best shows on TV
Spot on
Bloody brilliant
LoL Audience at candle on a basketball court, priceless.
One of the best ones yet lmao
Lol the last bit is so true
This was a good one
I thought Ben Carson being stuck on the escalator and his dialing 911 was the just just priceless!
This is the BEST THING in SNL!
Well done! So heavy and so funny.
I think I got stuck on the same escalator as Ben Carson...SMH
Love the honesty about still flying United 😂
one of the best in a some time
When SNL makes Simpson connection
I love these guys ; )
I'd rather eat a cake made from a box than eat a 5 layer chocolate cake with Trump sitting across from me
Good shit
Michael and Colin are killing it!
Great opening joke about the missile launch.
The chipotle joke had me dying.
The first of all meme was brought into life my Michael Che