You know what's more crazy than knowing of a person that died by driving into an embankment? It's knowing two people that did it. RIP Billy Conforto (0:01) and Mario Refino (2:43) 0:00 Intro / Billy Conforto 2:43 Mario Refino: Theo buried 200 of his Poops 5:09 Brian "The First Wigger" St. Pierre 8:08 Deaf Guy in our Town Doing Bad Magic 8:49 F.A.G. Fistfights 10:08 Big Helena, Pregnant in 5th Grade, beat Theo in Spelling Bee 11:27 "Vagipping" 11:58 Wrap-Up Subscribe: czcams.com/channels/0Rcu42LXlbyX1BbKN-hxwQ.html
He definetly not telling the truth on some stories but they are funny stories so its whatever. its not like he's lying to sound cool as a lot of the them are at his own expense
You can literally hear the man make up the story as he goes 😂 “billy conforto, the homo-erotic 44 year old” how old was he when we was hanging out with a gay 44 year old im not buying any of it
I also live in Theo’s town of Covington. I’ve been here for 40+ years. Obviously, he has some wild stories. The story of the monkeys, escaping from Tulane Primate Center and corralling them in the Kenny Rogers Roasters parking lot is true for sure. Those disease infested monkeys used to escape quite often, and as teenagers we would all go out and try to spot them. I used to go bowling at Tiffany Lanes… where Theo lost his virginity. My baby mama had drama class with him at Mandeville High. So crazy to see a local boy blow up like this.
@@x144xI mean theres only so much memorable life stories one can tell and for someone who’s been on a thousand podcasts he’s bound to repeat some of them now and again
@@verycoolguy5947 Absolutely and I think their funny each time. He, more than comedian, can pull that off with slight variations and it's still gold. Comedic genius.
@@ryanalvarado9981 Nah dude, many different names and different drugs they took beforehand AND different vehicles used. Lol I’ve heard of his gay boxer friend in the embankment story, the dude he buried shits for and a couple others. It’s the same as his “the first wigger” story he tells. On Rogan his name was Brian Pervis, on Joey Diaz’s pod he was Brian St. Pierre. His stories aren’t real or they’re just based on a true story. Lol Still funny af tho.
been a bad week man. fathers day, sucked. my bday sucked. all the electricity went out here in tulsa and is still out. im here at the public library right now watching this. thank you, sincerely for making my shitty ass week laughable. appreciate ya!
Bro, credits to you for choosing to take a positive route anyway by making yourself laugh. That alone, even if you didn't come across this vid, you've won your week over. PTL, bro! Onwards!
happy b day bro ! my month started off with my b day then slowly spiraled into me getting a DUI paying a stupid amount of money and now my mother and some others that I was very mean to that night wont speak to me! 11 days sober now baby woooo. Just glad no one was hurt, and I didn't go to jail.
ayooo my stomach hurts🤣, in all seriousness THANK YOU for compile all these clips together for our entertainment. Names and everything 😂 Someone send this to Theo ASAP!
Only Theo can come up with this type of material that is so way out there. Most of the things he speaks of, Ive never heard in my life……off the wall and hilarious 😄
Theo is from my town. I still live here. A bunch of my friends went to high school with him. My ex had drama class with him. One wild story he has told that I can testify to is the monkeys that would regularly escape from Tulane primate center and he and other teenagers coralling them in Kenny Rogers Roasters parking lot on Highway 190. The monkeys were test subjects so they had all types of diseases. They would frequently escape and you would see them on the playground of the neighboring Christian school. I went to that school as a child and was classmates and friends with a young Ian Somerhalter (Vampire Diaries)who also broke out of this town.
That’s like one of the biggest compliments to your comedy is when you can get other comedians to laugh when other comedians start laughing and be like goddamn you know you got good material
Any Netflix series producers out there? Can we get a Louis Theroux type doco series called _We had this guy_ where Theo goes home and interviews old buddies, follows their stories, shows us life back home. I’ll pay $1000 for _that_ ringside table right now.
the wigger bit had me crying with laughter. this man is hilarious , i think he knows what he's doing perfectly but he sells it that he has no idea so well. you just cant tell if he's playing dumb or making shit up lmao
It cracks me up everyday when I listen to a comedian I didnt ever have on my radar. I'm well aware of who Theo von is. Simpsons .. he is pretty funny. I just have never listened to him. He sounds like Adam devine now that I'm thinking about it. Not as southern but similar expressions
You know what's more crazy than knowing of a person that died by driving into an embankment? It's knowing two people that did it. RIP Billy Conforto (0:01) and Mario Refino (2:43)
0:00 Intro / Billy Conforto
2:43 Mario Refino: Theo buried 200 of his Poops
5:09 Brian "The First Wigger" St. Pierre
8:08 Deaf Guy in our Town Doing Bad Magic
8:49 F.A.G. Fistfights
10:08 Big Helena, Pregnant in 5th Grade, beat Theo in Spelling Bee
11:27 "Vagipping"
11:58 Wrap-Up
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Great vid man, thanks so much!
Brian St.Piere doesn't know how lucky he is that he didn't fatally impact an embankment.
@@TheCubicleReview2🤗😜😐
Mario drove his BOAT into an embankment
This is rural Louisiana in the 90 . It's conceivable
The amount of effort this took definitely deserves a lot more views
its has 3x the views of their subscribers
@@lazytreecko more than 10x now
It’s perfect for my shroom trip rn 😂
I’ve been listening to Theo for 5 years and I still can’t decide if he’s lying or telling the truth. But either way I don’t care cause it’s hilarious.
He definetly not telling the truth on some stories but they are funny stories so its whatever. its not like he's lying to sound cool as a lot of the them are at his own expense
Oh, I believe him. No way to know for sure, or if he’s not embellishing, but it’s not like his stories are “too crazy to be true.” I believe the guy:
@@jluchette I believe alot of them too, but they is probably a few that are made up or exaggerated for comedy
You can literally hear the man make up the story as he goes 😂 “billy conforto, the homo-erotic 44 year old” how old was he when we was hanging out with a gay 44 year old im not buying any of it
I think he HEAVILY exaggerates them. But I do believe most of them are true to a certain degree
I also live in Theo’s town of Covington. I’ve been here for 40+ years. Obviously, he has some wild stories. The story of the monkeys, escaping from Tulane Primate Center and corralling them in the Kenny Rogers Roasters parking lot is true for sure. Those disease infested monkeys used to escape quite often, and as teenagers we would all go out and try to spot them.
I used to go bowling at Tiffany Lanes… where Theo lost his virginity. My baby mama had drama class with him at Mandeville High. So crazy to see a local boy blow up like this.
Are you the wigga?
watch out for embankments!
@@twoteesful they sneak up on ya
...and then my homoerotic boy ROBERTFOUQUET
We definitely have a lot of embankments on the northshore huh brah?
It's amazing the amount of people he knows that died by driving into an embankment.
Lotsa drivin under the influence
😂😂😂😂
i think the embankment story is about the same dude lol
that’s just billy conforto
"You look like the toughest b*tch in a Claire's Boutique".. That's great
The thing about Theo. He's an amazing example of vulnerability and self-directing the mind. He finds the blessing of humor in his memories
That and he’s good at making shit up😂
Rest In Peace Billy Conforto, if I see that embankment it’s on sight
You sure you want to make your way towards an embankment??
@@St.CrimsonTweets with some pills in me hell yeah
The consistency of the details to he's theoisms make a solid case that most of these stories a
Theo randomly brings up are in fact, not made up.
I can imagine how long it took to compile this.
Not long.. Theo tells the same stories everywhere he goes. Funny as fuck but repetitive.
^right lol there's probably way more clips of the same story just a lil different everytime
@@x144xI mean theres only so much memorable life stories one can tell and for someone who’s been on a thousand podcasts he’s bound to repeat some of them now and again
@@verycoolguy5947 Absolutely and I think their funny each time. He, more than comedian, can pull that off with slight variations and it's still gold. Comedic genius.
@@x144x bro not everyone is chronically online
lotta embankments in Theo’s town
That’s the crazy thing, there is only one! Hahahah
Same one bruh, they all hit the same exact one. Lol
@@jimmynovak7913I think the embankment story was the same person in all interviews
And you can only get to this embankment by boat.
@@ryanalvarado9981 Nah dude, many different names and different drugs they took beforehand AND different vehicles used. Lol I’ve heard of his gay boxer friend in the embankment story, the dude he buried shits for and a couple others.
It’s the same as his “the first wigger” story he tells. On Rogan his name was Brian Pervis, on Joey Diaz’s pod he was Brian St. Pierre. His stories aren’t real or they’re just based on a true story. Lol Still funny af tho.
been a bad week man. fathers day, sucked. my bday sucked. all the electricity went out here in tulsa and is still out. im here at the public library right now watching this. thank you, sincerely for making my shitty ass week laughable. appreciate ya!
Bro, credits to you for choosing to take a positive route anyway by making yourself laugh. That alone, even if you didn't come across this vid, you've won your week over. PTL, bro! Onwards!
Way to choosing to be optimistic dude. Things will get better!
Chin up big man, good times are just around the corner 👑
happy b day bro ! my month started off with my b day then slowly spiraled into me getting a DUI paying a stupid amount of money and now my mother and some others that I was very mean to that night wont speak to me! 11 days sober now baby woooo. Just glad no one was hurt, and I didn't go to jail.
hope you're doing better a couple days later bro
Bro's genuinely one of the funniest comedians alive.
"dribbling an invisible basketball all day, bruh... just posting up mental kids in the lunchline, bruh" 😂Funny AF😂
5:17 Joey’s wheeze laugh revving up right here got me.. 😆
"Toughest guy at a Claire's Boutique" fucking lmao!
ayooo my stomach hurts🤣, in all seriousness THANK YOU for compile all these clips together for our entertainment. Names and everything 😂 Someone send this to Theo ASAP!
Incredible work man. Theo is the man. And I love the validity of his humor. Shows how true he is to the game, and is as real as they get.
Theo endures. Half of the people he talks about have died. Last man standing. ☠️
Theo is a supportive character for the world
RIP Billy Conforto
Theo makes it sound like all of his stories really happened.
"and his yard had a lot of silt, I think it was alluvial soil,..."
Only Theo can come up with this type of material that is so way out there. Most of the things he speaks of, Ive never heard in my life……off the wall and hilarious 😄
Hes not coming up with them, he's recalling memories
I’m still upset that Billy Comfortos family never wrote back. Theo deserves to know how they feel about all the poop getting buried in there yard.
Yeah, recalling memories of when he was high and coming up with fake stories as bits.
Why did he have to hit the Hard R like that 😂 6:15
The way she laughs at 5m12 you can tell she's trying her best not to piss herself laughing 😂😂😂 that's the power of Theo😊
This is non-stop laughter from start to finish
“Mowgliiiii”. Lee is fried AF
Theo is from my town. I still live here. A bunch of my friends went to high school with him. My ex had drama class with him.
One wild story he has told that I can testify to is the monkeys that would regularly escape from Tulane primate center and he and other teenagers coralling them in Kenny Rogers Roasters parking lot on Highway 190. The monkeys were test subjects so they had all types of diseases. They would frequently escape and you would see them on the playground of the neighboring Christian school. I went to that school as a child and was classmates and friends with a young Ian Somerhalter (Vampire Diaries)who also broke out of this town.
How about that boy with no arms?
He'd catch you in that lurch !
8:45 "You mean this f***** ain't got no words in em'?" 😂
Podcast name?
"I was passive....& had a shovel" 😂
“That’s the good thing about pills…” 😂😂😂
That’s like one of the biggest compliments to your comedy is when you can get other comedians to laugh when other comedians start laughing and be like goddamn you know you got good material
true story
This is magic..you've earned a new follower mahn🎉
Appreciate you, brother!
😂😂😂😂 theo by far funniest guy av ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Any Netflix series producers out there? Can we get a Louis Theroux type doco series called _We had this guy_ where Theo goes home and interviews old buddies, follows their stories, shows us life back home. I’ll pay $1000 for _that_ ringside table right now.
when tim dillon said "you lived in the best place" with that look of awe, i almost died laughing
..."and he died" 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
As soon as i hear “we had this one guy” i know I’m about to hear the most outlandish shit ever
The world needs Theo
Joe Diaz and Theo are two of the funniest comedians i know
“you look like the toughest bitch at a clair’s boutique” funniest accurate description of him😂
That guy said the W-word with a hard R
That's a Grey area... 😐
The look on Gillis' face during the poop story🤣🤣🤣
RIP BILLY CONFORTO WHO ALSO DROVE INTO AN EMBANKMENT AND DIED.
What…like a bear…? I’m dying here. Good stuff man.
absolutely superb editing!!!! respect boiiii
I live on the north shore of New Orleans where Theo is talking about. It really is a great place to live.
The editing in this video is so fuckin good i love the transitions🤣
Theos personality makes alot more sense now
rip billy conforto
This is insane… I didn’t know I needed this 😂
"you look like the toughest guy at a Claire's boutique" lmfao
theo von making fun of mentalliy ill people is HILARIOUS lmfao
Great editing. Thank you.
So many people drove into an embankment
Absolute masterpiece
Everybody driving vehicles into embankments lol 😂😂😂😂
Theo is was an environmental engineer in grade school
Everyone he has a story about either starts with “bless his heart he died” or ends with “and he died so-“
the wigger bit had me crying with laughter. this man is hilarious , i think he knows what he's doing perfectly but he sells it that he has no idea so well. you just cant tell if he's playing dumb or making shit up lmao
You crushed it
Thank you, bro! Gang!
“wigger” is wild 😭
Right On!!! He said “he was like Mougly” hahahah that killed me.
very well edited👍
Bro im from kentucky this is just a typical day down south on god
6:30 Lee S tryin to talk 😂
We had our own Brian St Pierre. Always dribbling an invisible basketball, We called him Shadow Baller
That charlotte hornets pullover was a big deal back in the day.
I hate when other comedians question Theo as they’re trying to add to the bit. Just let the man cook… sheesh.
You seem like the toughest guy at a clairs boutique. Arite arite theo. Love brao.
Ohhhh yyyup....before I clicked I knew this is what I needed to see
It cracks me up everyday when I listen to a comedian I didnt ever have on my radar. I'm well aware of who Theo von is. Simpsons .. he is pretty funny. I just have never listened to him. He sounds like Adam devine now that I'm thinking about it. Not as southern but similar expressions
“And I just wanted to put him in the ground one last time”
- Words of a true friend or a true enemy
I can’t listen to Theo without cryin😂😂😂😂
The truth is if you really think about what he's saying you'll realise it's True. He just has a funny way of delivering it.
The no armed guy and the NoDante the little person with super long dreads are the best
Sticking Logan Paul on a Podcast with Theo and Tim Dillon is genius.
If your a friend of Theos….stay away from those embankments.
The bugs shirt while telling the doodoo story xD
epic compilation
Future generations making a theo super cut and it will be his memoirs 😂
"toughest bitch at a Claire's boutique" got me 😂
"It was up to you guys" lmfaooo
Damn. This some detecive work piecing all this together. Hats off to ya.
Also unpopular opinion but anyone miss Schaub and Theo together?
The power of a good premise
5:48 "He was like Mowgli"
Kek my sides
Something in my gut tells me that Theo is this guy
The worst part about this video is that Brendan Shaub is in it,
My boy girt!! Catch you with that lurch boy!
Alluvial soil is the best to work with especially as humid as it in the south. An embankment of alluvial soil is all anyone really needs.
Hearin blood say wiggas is brazy 🤣🤣🤣💀
Fuck I love Lees little high squeals
Real life is stranger than fiction.
RIP Billy Conforto
If you were friends with Theo, you'd think that embankments were one of the leading causes of death, right up there next to getting shot.
Lesson: You mess with Theo, you in car will roll to the side of the street and be dead
wow nice edits. so seamless
if you know theo, please stay away from pills and also embankments