@@skp6613 Honestly, I feel like everyone watches these clips just to see the one liner that’s gonna make Rogan explode. It’s one of my favorite bits too. The hilarious part is that my little brother did the same thing at school with his friends but he’d print off sheets of dial-up porn cuz it was a few years later, until he got busted by my parents for downloading a virus one time. 😂
He’s so funny because he’s so insanely imaginative/creative. His jokes are poetic, he also has no bounds/no filter/no fear of what he can or can’t say…
The stuff and ideas that come out of Theo’s mouth are so off the wall 😆 This is why he’s a comedian 👍😂 OMG you can’t predict what he’s going to say LOL
One time I was busted by secret shopper at Disneyland, cuz I used someones pass to enter the park. This dude grab my shoulder and flipped out a MICKEY MOUSE BADGE. And I was on mushrooms. I didn't stop laughing til I got home 😂
It always baffles me how a human being is saying the things he says, like his mind just works so differently to be able to come up with what he comes up with
Man, if you’ve got a bad day, all you have to do is listen to Theo and you will be laughing your ass off in no time. Theo is therapy. Makes everybody’s life look real fucking good.
that fish story is so insane but really is hilarious. what a crazy irrational fear
Theyre gonna know 👀
definitely a made up story but yeah
And he’s so serious about it lmaooo
@@ilovemen7182he is real as you see him, you are a made up fool.
What in the entire fuck
“These days you’ll throw a damn frisbee and it’ll hit a gay guy” 💀
“Bro,….. You’d pay 8$!” 💀💀💀
I was just coming to comment on that bit lol I love when he makes Joe crack up it kills me😂
@@skp6613 Honestly, I feel like everyone watches these clips just to see the one liner that’s gonna make Rogan explode. It’s one of my favorite bits too. The hilarious part is that my little brother did the same thing at school with his friends but he’d print off sheets of dial-up porn cuz it was a few years later, until he got busted by my parents for downloading a virus one time. 😂
01:27 of anyone want to replay it 😂😂
1:36😭
Always gets me 😂😂
Bro said 60 percent homeless😂😂😂💀
“The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics, he was just a little bit dim” 😭
"comin in at about... 70watt"
4:21
@@donntknoow5754:49 😂
He’s so funny because he’s so insanely imaginative/creative. His jokes are poetic, he also has no bounds/no filter/no fear of what he can or can’t say…
No boundaries lol... it's hard to get offended lol because it makes sense 😂
It’s like when he said Joe rogan looked like a turkey, then see he was offended and said congratulations and starting making Joe laugh again 😂
The fact that he can tell this outrageous shit and at the same time be an incredible voice for mens mental health is just incredible.
LMFAOOOO
"She was like 11 months pregnant" 😂😂☠️☠️
Somebody didn't walk too far to fuck time of Death 2:44 am Oct 4th 2023 RIP 😂
Ha!
@@ryanbledsoe3028 ?
The lecedric story had me in tears. That shit was hilarious.
dude fr 🤣
I love how that LeCedric story cracks him up so bad he can hardly tell it. Awesome.
“Some light inbreeding” is WILD 💀😂
The electrician hasn’t visited his genetics. Somebody had not walked far to f 😂
Local seed had been passed between wombs along his lineage 😭😭😭
"Like you didn't have to walk far to fuck" 😂😂😂😂
That was the absolute best thing I heard.
Ya'll need to show this man some respect. He beat Down Syndrome.
" i dont know if im being a pervert or just being regular " You dont know what is real or fake anymore with him 😂 love it.
Then just says onward 😂
😂😂😂 yeah she just casually keeps telling the story @myaiman
“Some people thought that they were made out of real turtles, and made soup out of em”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They're not acting weird, they're jus gaying"🤣🤣🤣
He's the best at just going with the flow of what he's saying. It's so flawless and hilarious
“Lunar glow” “galactic twinkle”
Theo, thank you for existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wristing me out into a stream is one of the wildest statements I’ve heard this year
That hand magic baby, onward ..
“Onward”😭
You heard it too! hahahahaha
The stuff and ideas that come out of Theo’s mouth are so off the wall 😆 This is why he’s a comedian 👍😂 OMG you can’t predict what he’s going to say LOL
‘Flirtin’ 4 gay!’ 😂😂😂
“Somebody not walked far to f***” destroyed me 😂
I'll bet everything i have, u can't fall asleep to theo Vonn. A random thing he says will have u laughing ur head off
This is what I'm trying to do lol hahahahaha I was like peaceful video to fall asleep to
You can't not listen. Gotta throw on a documentary or something
I’ll try that tonight, update you later.
Omg this is gold. In a world where everyone is imitating everyone and sounds basic AF, this guy is in a lane of his own.
This guy is totally legit 🎉
Theo ain’t in a lane off road baby gang gang 😂
“I don’t know if I’m being a pervert or just regular”😭😭
The Hiroshima line is absolutely foul lmao
Literally watching this in Japan, hoping nobody was passing my hotel room door
6:07
“You’d have paid eight” and “they got Ce-ment” 😂
He didn’t look like he had been to the moon 😂
Some of these are just pure art the way he chains the most insane words together
My favorite thing is that you can't ever tell if it's real life or a bit and that's the magic. It's like. Bob Ross but unhinged
I don’t know why but the phrase ‘next thing you know…’ just kills me in this context
A little numb in the eyes…a little Polish
"If you rearange the letters of sister it spells resist and thats the truth boys, so.. no candles at dinner you know what im sayin?"
Poetry
He's such a story teller I love it
All i want is a podcast of Theo and Riff Raff just spittin the craziest shit at each other 😂
It already exists
Yeah that shit happened
Did you watch it yet? Riff Raff was the only person I seen match Theo or maybe be a little bit more crazy lol
SHE WAS HELLA PREGNANT SHE WAS LIKE 11 MONTHS PREGNANT 😂😂😂😂
"WaterMAlen" bro, Theo is not from this plane of existence, my lord
Just the tits🫣
Theo looked right through Buzz Aldrin soul 😂
And now I’m convinced he hasn’t been to the moon
I work in a secret shopper type of job. I nearly fell on the floor crying laughing in the middle of an aisle at the Hiroshima pickup line
Oh man I’ve always wanted a job like yours!!!
One time I was busted by secret shopper at Disneyland, cuz I used someones pass to enter the park. This dude grab my shoulder and flipped out a MICKEY MOUSE BADGE. And I was on mushrooms. I didn't stop laughing til I got home 😂
"No cap, praise God, we're workin' thru it"
"Was like one of his parents was carpet" 😄 😂😅 guy is so funny!!
"$4 for drawings?" Of sweet summer child, how innocent you were.
This guy is a word smith, the Shakespeare of our times
Dude that last one... "One of his parents was carpet." 🤣
Great compilation dude, hardly knew any of these clips
Not a real fan then. Unlike me of course.
@@robovac3557💀
‘70 watt!’ 😂😂😂
Theo has a way with words that's simultaneously beautiful and hilarious, and I'm all here for it. 🤣🤣💓
It always baffles me how a human being is saying the things he says, like his mind just works so differently to be able to come up with what he comes up with
No candles at dinner ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Like one of his parents was carpet.... is hilarious
the thunder cat story is just beautiful “one of his parents was carpet”.
Bro, you’d pay 8 😂😂😂
"Bro, you'd pay $8"
When he was talking about Buzz Aldrin " it didn't look like he had been to the moon 🌙 " I believe him 😂
That galactic twinkle
in one of their fuckin faceballs
Read this as he said it and lost my shit😂
Hes so effortlessly hilarious 😂 just him being his authentic self is so funny and genuine
Every story is fucking gold😂
I never have a fucking clue what this dude is talkin about, but God damn I could listen to him all day
The Hiroshima line got me, but him saying people made soup out of turtle necks was the most out of pocket thing he's said. 😂
LASAGNA VAPE LMAO
Why he is the rat king... he gets himself out if tight spaces lmao
8:02 bro the way he says “onward” lgkmfmskdk
Absolute perfect compilation 😂😂😂 subscribed!
jus saw theo in dc and he was absolutely hilarious 😂
"ppl grilling em" 😂😂😂
Man, if you’ve got a bad day, all you have to do is listen to Theo and you will be laughing your ass off in no time. Theo is therapy. Makes everybody’s life look real fucking good.
Theo talking about hair coming out of a kid's face while wearing that hat is hard
"One of his parents was carpet." 😂
Lecedric is 60% homeless, but I’ll always remember that story. I think of it often 😅
Theo is weirdly hilarious!
"I'll eat a damn birds ass man" what 😂
A turtle neck truck 😂😂
Great compilation
Theo is the kinda guy where you dont know if he is telling the truth or bsing
thats 95% of comedians most of them are fake they just learned to tell it in a way thats believable. Need content
"It was like one of his parents were fucking carpet" is the wildest fucking burn
Some people even cooked em cuz they thought they were made out of real turtle🤣
"JO'd me out". "Wristing me out into this little stream". 😂😂😂😂
Fantastic compilation, I'm subbed now in case u make more, no cap on God we're working through it haha
good shit brio
LaCedric 😩🤣
‘Like one of his parents was carpet’ 😂
Theo Von is the GOAT, only question i have is how much of what he says is really real😂
the cut to riley silently blinking 😂
This was an unreal original compilation cheers bro
Subscribed
'Original compilation"
Omg your generation is such a waste of life. lol
“Like one of his parents was carpet” lol
Thank God theo von started a podcast
Whoever runs this page is DOING GODS WORK lmaooo thk u thk u thk u
nobody tells a story like our boy Theo .. gang 😂
It didn't look like he had been to the moon 😂
"You know . . . . the electrician hadn't visited his genetics"
You have a very
Unique thinking
Process Theo
One of a kind…
One of his parents were carpet 😂😂😂😂
No candles at dinner 😂😂
Jesus Christ this man’s life was comedy gold!
“One of his parents was carpet “ 🤣🤣🤣
Jerked me off above the pants 😂
PEANUT BOTTER
I loved that part, LOL!!
Theo von reminds me of the real life version of joe dirt’e lol love that dude great comedy and stories
Not everybody got that galactic twinkle in one of their face balls💀