Scenes We'd Like to See: Lines You Wouldn't Hear in a Superhero Movie - Mock the Week - BBC Two

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  • @SwiftFederal
    @SwiftFederal Před 9 lety +743

    I almost collapsed with laughter on that 9/11 joke although it was plane wrong.

    • @YTgaming-yl6yo
      @YTgaming-yl6yo Před 8 lety +23

      I see what you did there.

    • @AndyParry82
      @AndyParry82 Před 7 lety +56

      Lucky you, it almost flew over my head xD

    • @alfiemoon2516
      @alfiemoon2516 Před 6 lety +7

      It just took a wrong turn in life

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 Před 5 lety +9

      Nine out of eleven for that overused joke. 😑

    • @eliasgrimsley4607
      @eliasgrimsley4607 Před 5 lety

      Omg ur sooooo dum 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ it’s plain

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před 15 lety +117

    "You're trapped Spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath"
    I love how it took everyone a few seconds for the joke to sink in and make them all laugh lol.

  • @qhsperson
    @qhsperson Před 10 lety +256

    Frankie Boyle. No brakes, no boundaries.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass Před 8 lety +18

      And no fucks given.

    • @bigderekkeene
      @bigderekkeene Před 7 lety +1

      qhsperson and yet he's still miles safer than Jerry Sadowitz! lol

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Před 2 lety

      Just the way we like it.

  • @DINO92AVFC
    @DINO92AVFC Před 8 lety +324

    That Joker joke is pure savage

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean Před 7 lety +44

      I was even worst. Halloween, that year, I was dressed as the Grim Reaper. I told someone, "Yeah, I saw Heath Ledger before I came here."

    • @DINO92AVFC
      @DINO92AVFC Před 7 lety +6

      Nathanielle Crawford Touche

    • @DINO92AVFC
      @DINO92AVFC Před 7 lety +19

      ***** The actor who played Joker (Heath Ledger) died of drug overdose.

    • @dan.h3mp566
      @dan.h3mp566 Před 7 lety +2

      DINO92AVFC it was funny tho mate

    • @Doodle52
      @Doodle52 Před 6 lety +14

      i like how Dara is the only one laughing his head off

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 9 lety +338

    ''I like how Frankie started with clean jokes then got darker near the end''

  • @Clarestovold
    @Clarestovold Před 10 lety +140

    0:42 my absolute favourite thing is the moment of silence as the crowd processes the joke before belting out laughter.

    • @Clarestovold
      @Clarestovold Před 10 lety +14

      TheAleksMichel Because sometimes spiders will find their way into bathtubs and due to the material the bath is made out of, the surface isn't something spiders can easily climb, so they are notorious for getting easily stuck in baths :D And just picturing Spiderman in a huge bath, struggling to climb out is super funny to me lol :D

    • @joshuacoleman8000
      @joshuacoleman8000 Před 6 lety

      I don't get the joke.

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective Před 4 lety +2

      @@joshuacoleman8000 Clare just explained it

  • @9810AB
    @9810AB Před 12 lety +58

    Dara's laugh after the heath ledger joke makes him sound really evil

  • @dontaejones7419
    @dontaejones7419 Před 6 lety +33

    I love how his jokes just get progressively worse 😂
    And the delivery of that Flash joke is underappreciated.

  • @PJS192
    @PJS192 Před 16 lety +14

    Frankie's hillarious. This and the Richard Hammond joke are his best ones in my opinion.
    Both have got great reactions from Dara too.

  • @siren7193
    @siren7193 Před 10 lety +100

    Frankie is a genius.

  • @hazahaxa
    @hazahaxa Před 15 lety +17

    I love how at the end everyone's like "ooooooooh" and Dara's just sitting there laughing his head off!

  • @MadWasp01
    @MadWasp01 Před 8 lety +71

    01:45 Is my absolute favourite. Dark, but hilarious...

    • @MVG101
      @MVG101 Před 5 lety +6

      George Lamb because heath ledger who played the joker in the dark knight died shortly after it was filmed

    • @iAlphafox12
      @iAlphafox12 Před 5 lety +2

      @@MVG101 fuckin yikes that dark but hilarious

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 Před 10 lety +49

    Nutted. Bottled. Slashed.

  • @MunchMan
    @MunchMan Před 12 lety +6

    Frankie Boyle is a comedian. Tragedies happen, and he still does comedy about it. It's his job and I salute it for him.

  • @buca9696
    @buca9696 Před 10 lety +39

    How fucking cool would it be to go for a beer with Greg, Frankie and Hugh?

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 Před 7 lety +1

      tavi921 I get the feeling Greg would have about fifteen pints

  • @KillerKahn
    @KillerKahn Před 12 lety +3

    dara's laugh at the heath ledger joke!
    i liked the joke, but, dara's laugh (and the crowd reaction) are the funniest bits, in my mind

  • @MochiHimochi
    @MochiHimochi Před 12 lety +4

    Gaha, Hugh Dennis and his sheep... Makes me happy to both like him and be Welsh, lol~

  • @KeithFraser82
    @KeithFraser82 Před 11 lety +21

    Dr. Sheep needs his own movie.

  • @DemstarAus
    @DemstarAus Před 12 lety +4

    I love how heartily Dara laughed at that last one.

  • @adamwilson5077
    @adamwilson5077 Před 6 lety +7

    Nutted, Bottled, SLASHED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @heyjakeay
    @heyjakeay Před 16 lety +4

    Franky is just hilarious at coming up with jokes! TO THE BAT CARAVAN!

  • @MunchMan
    @MunchMan Před 11 lety +10

    "Superman had Supergirl and Batman had Batgirl, now it's time for the Flash's genderswapped equivalent... Hot Flash."

  • @WentMillerGal15
    @WentMillerGal15 Před 12 lety +2

    I like Russell's giggle during Andy's Flash joke. It's adorable. xD

  • @alsmoviebarn
    @alsmoviebarn Před 13 lety +2

    0:36 - Hahahaha I love how it takes almost a full second for everyone to get that joke.

  • @KoshVader
    @KoshVader Před 7 lety +6

    'We'll take Shredder out with my new secret weapon: the Paperclip!'

  • @LukeParsonsMusic
    @LukeParsonsMusic Před 13 lety +3

    Andy : "Why does everyone call you flash"
    Russell : (before joke is finished) "haha".

  • @ppccea
    @ppccea Před 15 lety +1

    omg frankie boyle is a true legend some people cant handle him but thats what you get close to the knuckle humour lol awesome stuff

  • @ratrat101
    @ratrat101 Před 15 lety +2

    The silence between the spider man in a bath joke and the audience reliasing the joke is priceless!

  • @TheUntitled100
    @TheUntitled100 Před 12 lety +4

    "I'm slightly-late man! Where is the villain?"
    "You just missed him."

  • @inevercouldknow
    @inevercouldknow Před 12 lety +5

    the evil Dr. Sheep: he's a Baaaaaaaadass!

  • @CMDParodies
    @CMDParodies Před 12 lety +2

    i like how frankie boyle pushes the boundaries as far as they'll go

  • @Blink182Rule2
    @Blink182Rule2 Před 12 lety +2

    Dara's laugh at the end makes the last joke pretty much:3

  • @SEriksson
    @SEriksson Před 11 lety +6

    "Both my birth parents are alive and well"

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 Před 11 lety +91

    How about:
    "We are the first team of female transsexuals with superpowers! We are the ex men."

    • @cotteeskid
      @cotteeskid Před 4 lety +4

      6 years past and not one response to your witty comment. Shame on these youtubers.

    • @keenan_wt
      @keenan_wt Před 4 lety +1

      This deserved more then 39 likes in 7 years

    • @ACNC1
      @ACNC1 Před 3 lety +1

      Ripped off from another scenes...

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ACNC1 yeah, I think Chris Addison said it. It happens, having the same ideas that somebody else had already.

    • @bitmosphel4179
      @bitmosphel4179 Před 3 lety

      @@AutomaticDuck300 7 years later

  • @FandPrulethesky
    @FandPrulethesky Před 14 lety +2

    I love Dara's reactions when Frankie makes a other ify joke. Its epic!!!

  • @Skeletoncru
    @Skeletoncru Před 15 lety +1

    'Tell me, why do they call you the Flash?' Then you just hear Russell giggle and everyone starts laughing lol

  • @charmainechang184
    @charmainechang184 Před 11 lety +13

    How about:
    "Hi, I'm Professor C, and these are my C-men!"

  • @gordon16663
    @gordon16663 Před 15 lety +6

    Dara's laugh at the joker joke is the loudest i've heard him laugh ever

  • @XargenTelNada
    @XargenTelNada Před 13 lety +2

    I like how Frankie managed two "Oooooooh" jokes inside a minute :p

  • @kristinaxfrost
    @kristinaxfrost Před 15 lety +2

    I had to look at my dad to see if it was ok to laugh at Frankie's jokes. True enough, he couldn't believe it. We laughed a bit though...as much as is acceptable for something so dangerously close to the knuckle XD

  • @NotReallyHere296
    @NotReallyHere296 Před 11 lety +10

    might be a reference to health ledgers death who was the joker in the dark knight and since he died after the movie he cant come back

    • @edgeworth097
      @edgeworth097 Před rokem

      The thing is, he was actually going to. Nolan (the director) was considering putting Joker's face in one of the scenes, before switching it to the Scarecrow, played by the very alive Cillian Murphy. I loved Heath Ledger's performance, and I think it's a shame that he died before he could come back

  • @ACNC1
    @ACNC1 Před 5 lety +4

    1:05 frankie's joke links into that female's next joke.....just realized that after so many years.

    • @adamprowse3272
      @adamprowse3272 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s almost as if she wanted to say something offensive, wasn’t too sure, then after he makes the 9/11 joke she’s like ‘ok, if he can say that, I can say my joke.’ :p

  • @1994samharrison
    @1994samharrison Před 12 lety +1

    the pause after frankie's spiderman joke gets me everytime fucking hilarious!

  • @potterharry33
    @potterharry33 Před 12 lety +2

    Frankie Boyle is an absolute legend

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass Před 8 lety +22

    ''You've saved my life how could i ever repay you? just 12 monthly installments of £5,000 plus 3.2% apr terms and condition apply''

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Před 4 lety

      So underappreciated! 😁👍

  • @MattvsEvil
    @MattvsEvil Před 11 lety +3

    "Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive spider, And died of leukemia shortly there after."
    (Yeah, I know that joke's been done to death, but it's still funny!)

  • @willmott2k10
    @willmott2k10 Před 14 lety +1

    haha dara was laughing so much at frankie's joke about the joker

  • @grantman106
    @grantman106 Před 14 lety

    'Biff, Bang, Kapow, Nutted, Bottled, Slashed'
    LOL HES A LEGEND

  • @nosay2930
    @nosay2930 Před 10 lety +117

    9/11 jokes, You Americans might not get it, but that's how we here get over things, We grit our teeth and make a joke about it and laugh, get over it and stop milking for sympathy.

    • @markharris5751
      @markharris5751 Před 8 lety +13

      we have no problem with 9/11 jokes, as long as they're funny

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ Před 7 lety +14

      +mark harris I find them to be a blast

    • @ShiitakeWarrior
      @ShiitakeWarrior Před 7 lety +5

      I see what you did there.

    • @ACNC1
      @ACNC1 Před 5 lety +2

      Id never heard of a hillsborough joke....

    • @imasharky
      @imasharky Před 5 lety +1

      Or maybe the attack HAPPENED in America and some of us know victims. Just a thought.

  • @TheWhoEditor
    @TheWhoEditor Před 11 lety +4

    my entry:
    "Behold, I am the newest villain of the year, the Wanker!"

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 Před 13 lety

    You're trapped, Spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath.
    lmfao Frankie Boyle gets me iin hysterics EVERYTIME!!!! XD xXx

  • @annathespanner16
    @annathespanner16 Před 15 lety

    The "Nutted, bottled . . . slashed" at 00:57 is just brilliant!

  • @edwardtoner
    @edwardtoner Před 10 lety +3

    Heath Ledger played the joker and killed himself. Thats the joke.

  • @DaisyGeekyTransGirl
    @DaisyGeekyTransGirl Před 10 lety +11

    Superman caused 9/11!

  • @itsameliax
    @itsameliax Před 12 lety +1

    Dara's laugh at the end was brilliant.

  • @randomdude32
    @randomdude32 Před 11 lety

    "Biff, bam, kapow... nutted, bottled, slashed!" looooooool

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww Před 10 lety +7

    Joker aint got nothing on Dr Sheep.....baaa

  • @Slapotron
    @Slapotron Před 11 lety +15

    Yea, 9/11 jokes don't "fly" by me very well

  • @Roch1490
    @Roch1490 Před 15 lety +1

    Its amazing how the show doesn't seem to get into trouble for what they say !!
    Thank god !!

  • @SquidgetAndFlobber
    @SquidgetAndFlobber Před 14 lety

    'No R Kelly you cant join the Fantastic 4 its not enough to BELIEVE you can fly'
    Genius!!

  • @the180crew
    @the180crew Před 7 lety +4

    Frankie doesn't hold back.

  • @eliasgrimsley4607
    @eliasgrimsley4607 Před 5 lety +4

    Anyone else here from ifunny?

  • @blackwolfoo1
    @blackwolfoo1 Před 14 lety +1

    I couldnt stop laughing when Dara started at the end! XD

  • @Bleue95
    @Bleue95 Před 14 lety +1

    dara's reaction at the end is priceless lol

  • @funnyguy111able
    @funnyguy111able Před 10 lety +3

    What's the bald guys name?

  • @meltysarah
    @meltysarah Před 13 lety +1

    "To the Bat Caravan!!" lol Frankie XD

  • @ludrixte1938
    @ludrixte1938 Před 3 lety +1

    Frankie has no chill lmao

  • @AnastasiaDragonash
    @AnastasiaDragonash Před 16 lety

    love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love Frankie's sense of humor!!! =P

  • @RenagadeGam3r
    @RenagadeGam3r Před 11 lety +2

    I don't get it but when Frankie says it, you automactilly laugh.

  • @hollie2412
    @hollie2412 Před 13 lety

    "BIFF! BAM! KAPOW!.. NUTTED! BOTTLED! SLASHED!" . < Made me laugh so much

  • @thewalkingpotofjam
    @thewalkingpotofjam Před 12 lety

    i love that slight pause at 0:40 between frankie telling his joke and the audience laughing! :D
    lol

  • @derrenlegendbrown
    @derrenlegendbrown Před 13 lety

    "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight to World Trade Centre" Unfortunately i couldnt stop laughing.

  • @KyleHarmieson
    @KyleHarmieson Před 12 lety

    I love the second pause after that while people think about it and finally get it!

  • @derrenlegendbrown
    @derrenlegendbrown Před 13 lety

    "Whats that joker you'll be back?........Somehow i dont think you will be." LMFAO!

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami Před 11 lety +1

    My entry:
    "Show me what superpowers Batman gave you, Robin. Show me on the doll."

  • @crazimichael123
    @crazimichael123 Před 15 lety

    the world trade centre and the joker wons were the best omg i cant stop laughing

  • @donsmad81
    @donsmad81 Před 15 lety

    You're trapped Spiderman, trapped in this enourmous bath! haha

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 Před 13 lety

    You're trapped, Spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath.
    lmfao one of the best lines I've ever heard! XD xXx

  • @camidee
    @camidee Před 16 lety

    frankie nd hugh cleerly the legends of the programme

  • @MiniTalkin11
    @MiniTalkin11 Před 12 lety

    "What's that Joker? You will be back? Somehow I don't think you will be" :-)

  • @clarinetlover2012
    @clarinetlover2012 Před 14 lety

    lol at Russell's little laugh at 1:25-1:26

  • @derrenlegendbrown
    @derrenlegendbrown Před 13 lety

    "What's that Joker?...You'll be back?... Somehow I don't think you will be." LOL.

  • @JackFinney
    @JackFinney Před 15 lety

    one of them, i think his loudest was "finishing in the cafeteria, harry and ron turned their wands on themselves"
    great joke

  • @thelifeofgari
    @thelifeofgari Před 14 lety

    "Noo, they call me Catwoman.. because i can lick my own arse"
    LMAOO ohh Frankie :')

  • @AshleyJColeman
    @AshleyJColeman Před 12 lety

    Thanks, now that I understand the joke, I laughed along with everyone else

  • @Ashl3yRul3s
    @Ashl3yRul3s Před 15 lety

    lol i love the crowds reactions to the end of Frankies jokes GOLDEN!! XD

  • @calummcnab
    @calummcnab Před 13 lety

    I didnt get the spiderman one. I sat for ten minutes. I burst out laughing and crying because it was so funny.

  • @PonderWithPete
    @PonderWithPete Před 15 lety

    HAHA love Russells laugh at 1:26

  • @PeskyPeeves
    @PeskyPeeves Před 13 lety

    hahaha "no R kelly, you cant join the fantasic 4, its not enough to believe you can fly" hahaha what a comedian haha! greg davies rocks!!!

  • @thomasnorman3980
    @thomasnorman3980 Před 3 lety +1

    You can see that Frankie appreciated the Swastika joke 😂

    • @Snagprophet
      @Snagprophet Před 2 lety

      He probably thinks she was a secret Neo Nazi who was dog whistling among else.

  • @OliverS44
    @OliverS44 Před 16 lety

    Frankie Boyle- Funny Evil Genius

  • @Smiffyalltheway
    @Smiffyalltheway Před 14 lety

    Agreed, one of the best jokes ive heard on MTW, i was pissing myself.

  • @ReeceDogg100
    @ReeceDogg100 Před 12 lety

    "What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be."

  • @MemoryOfGravy
    @MemoryOfGravy Před 16 lety

    i think frankie crossed a couple lines there!! lol but thats why we love him.

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Před 14 lety

    I love the way Dara just howled at that one :)

  • @grandpacrocs
    @grandpacrocs Před 15 lety

    "what?! you mean the swastika's already taken? but i alredy made my cape and everyfing!"
    hilarious!

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle Před 15 lety

    That's right! His real name is Greg Davies.
    "No, R.Kelly, you can't join the Fantastic Four. It's not enough to 'believe you can fly'!"
    He should appear more on Mock the Week.

  • @MrHelvegtable
    @MrHelvegtable Před 11 lety

    "What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be.

  • @wweadx2
    @wweadx2 Před 13 lety

    Frankie Boyle ladies & gentlemen.
    The most offensive & hilarious british comic.

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 Před 13 lety

    You're trapped, Spiderman,trapped in this enormous bath.
    XD xXx