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"Hit it!" "La Rinky, La Tinky!" "La Rinky." "La Tinky!" One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses. *No Travis Fimmel for you!* Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
Girl walks in her class late Teacher: You missed an entire period! Girl: Are you telling me I'm pregnant? Class laughs PS Like and comment who u think will win the super bowl.
Except no one goes to class 90% late. They would just skip the class because teachers take attendance at the first 10-20% of class. I don't mean to ruin the joke....but that scenario just wouldn't happen lol.
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
“I’m half Hawaiian! Guess which half? The Greek half!!” ... Here I thought I could no longer be surprised. TEACH ME YOUR ADHD WAYS, BAD LIP READING DUDE!!!!
This is the closest I get to enjoying football.
eggball, or better known as american football
joaquin capandegui a football and an egg are not the same shape...
You mean handegg?
Frostyy you mean football
L
Plot twist: this is actually what they're saying
I'm convinced the Ryan Fitzpatrick clip was pretty accurate lol
Jeff Bean haha your a browns fan lol
Sinbadd Pullin they are just waiting like the cubs fans were
The guys getting really close, it might of been, seriously wtf were they talking about?
Jeff Bean Right?!
This one has the most eerie phrases yet and I love it.
“To see the flames, open your eyes.”
"Who's skull would you like" has something to say about that
Or perhaps "when you die I'll be outside"😂
*the pain is enormous*
For Eli that may be pretty accurate
@@PKFlashOmega ikr
My life in 4 words
"This wall is magical. You can't touch me."-Tom Brady
LMFAOOOO
John Stjohn Ans that magical wall is called the referees.
lmao
John Stjohn aka his offensive line
I'm pretty and pushy
John Stjohn ppppppp
I grew up in South Park, Ohio where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU! 😅
"Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker!" 😂😂😂
Tom would totally say dang!
Smurfs
@@JPDillon fr 😂
*nickels
@@hot_dog_water2437 thanks
"Hit it!"
"La Rinky, La Tinky!"
"La Rinky."
"La Tinky!"
One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Freaking awesome 😂👏🏻
That's awesome
Are you La Rinky or La Tinky?
"You like my sister?"
"Yeah."
"Don't."
"my brain is loud.. huh? whose there?" - Mell Duney
Mell Duney 5:20
Mell Duney that was gold
It's empty... he's just hearing echos
азатутюн каян
I died
“You’ll pay for this in Odin’s name” lol
i died when that with that one.
*Only 18* 👇👇👇
731426.LOVESBO.RU
@MR.random57 lol no thanks. Jesus isn’t god
"...and I shaved a mannequin and I never did love no mo."
I normally can't go outside
"Most skeletons are harmless." That is so true
Key word most
"To see the flames open your eyes"
"My furniture is rotten"
@Random man That's great!
@Random man Awesome!
some aren't though
WHEN YOU DIE I'll BE OUTSIDE
XD
"When you die, I'll be outside" 😂😂😂😂
SAMICH cash me ousside ha ba dat
SAMICH lol
@SAMICH, & Ghettoness TV: Haaaa Not bad.
SAMICH I love Randall Cobb
SAMICH
*this wall is magical you cant touch me*
You’re fired and you’re fired and definitely you’re fired. Not you buddy! 😭🤣
Brianna C Right? Quite funny I liked that one a lot too! Hahahaha
@@HhfGs2478 same lol😂😂
I died at this lol
What's funny is he's about to be fired too.
I laughed too hard at that 😂😂😂
4:23 " I ate breakfast today" .................
2017 goals
I bet his new years resolution was to eat breakfast every day
Art House I read that right as it happened in the video
Art House Quit it dad sid
-Jordy nelson
Fart head
"My brain is loud. *Who's there?!* 😂
I second that
Metalhead1997 LOL
My favorite too. XD
That one was epic! Lmao
Jarrett Winstead k
"To see the flames, open your eyes..." The look on his face is too much.
Tom Brady:"I'm pretty, and pushy!"
well...he ain't wrong :P
0:57 "You'll pay for this in Odin's name." LMAO, so perfect for that guy. XD
I loved that line i can't stop laughing
We just found a real Viking
I thought he meant he looked like thor
Legend has it, they're still hugging...
Tyrod taylor♡Colin cappernick
on their knees
“I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grandparents in bed” DEAD
The Lemonaders ouch! Lol
I know it's like the best part
"I accept that I'm big, ok? I get it!" 😂😂😂 @1:32
5:20 My brain is loud...huh...who's there?😂
Meyzen76 koo
Meyzen76 same 😂
Meyzen76 I KNOW I DIED TOO!!!
Meyzen76 8
Meyzen76 coo
" I can't find my pencil" I didn't think it was funny until I looked above his ear XDXDXDXD
I am Seagull I didn't think that comment was funny until I read the whole thing😂
I am Seagull it isn’t that funny...
I read that comment at the exact same time that scene came on XD
“I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships, and I shaved a mannequin, and I never will love no more.”
“Quit it, dad said!” 😂
5:20 made me burst out laughing
Hi
How many times has my little brother said that 🤣
Yah
I wonder if the NFL players even watch these
Mr. Ninja Warrior They do, Emannuel Sandeds posted on twitter about this
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
I'd be flattered if I were them!
patience 2277 what the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING!?
patience 2277 so much *ITALIC WRITING*
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess what half? The Greek half."
fortunate fool lmaooo
fortunate fool as i read that it was happening
Alana Thomas no get outta here
+Alana Thomas no fuck off
MyleaGaming YT yeah
"Hey friend, good morning!" 4:17 LOL it actually looks like he said that😂
It looks like they say everything though
"I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny. Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep? Why man, why man, why?"Indeed.
5:20 "my brain is loud..." has me rolling. So fucking funny!!
"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess which half? The Greek half!" Never gets old...
randomperson8571
Exactly! Lol.
“Just laugh if you’re mad” “ Just laugh if you’re mad”
Happy Sidewalk Day, I hope your sidewalk is happy
Lets be a thing
@@chrishansen8201 I'll approve ... As long as there's proof that she isn't a minor 😂
"I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grand parents in bed" That is classic...
That's what i do
@@davidhepworth8072 I bet😂
This ironically came out before Brady's jersey was stolen from his locker. I mean nickels
“Most skeletons are harmless” has terrifying implications.
"How you feelin?"
"I.... I'm probably dyin"
I died😂😂😂
@1:09
Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU!
Zeziku Crap, they might be.
I think we can let go.
"I'm half Hawaiian! Guess what half, huh?! THE GREEK HALF!" 😂😂😂What?!😂😂😂
Jennifer Murdock I lost it at that. 😂
Jennifer Murdock this wall is magical you can't touch me-tom brady
3:23: "MY HEAD!! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"
BassGuitarGuy128 Ya that was one of my favorites hahaha
BassGuitarGuy128 d
The players should be saying this
🤣🤣🤣 he looks legit pissed off
"Who is she going to outback with?" That was so sad....
Most skeletons are harmless
Lineman Daily lmao
Lineman Daily R U SURE ABOUT THAT?
😂
I havent sleep since '92
John Deer Neither have I...
"Tom Brady, Michigan" turned to "I'm pretty and pushy." That's Tom Brady in a nutshell!
"Mah furniture is rotten"
"Wut is mah diseaz"
“So you’re pregnant?”
“What? I..”
“You’re acting like you’re pregnant, just let it be what it is!”
😂😂
Katie Welsh I know the Denver Broncos think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil hahahaha lol.
@@HhfGs2478 Well Brock Osweiler was playing for the Texans then but whatever
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
That's right, Rob Gronkowski is pregnant. :-D
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guess the concussion isn't too bad
Baseball_Player 808 rofl I know right. He's ffiiinnnnneee.
Jugginator 12 3
For talking like that he definitely has a concussion and should be in a hospital! ROFL HAHAHA
LMAOO
"I NEED A TIC TAC!"
*crying* XD
"You'll pay for this in Odin's name" killed me
HAPPY SIDEWALK DAY!!!!!
Hope your Sidewalk is Happy!!!!
Ya, that's classic.
CHUD That's straight up sixth grade.
CHUD 🏹🏹👾
Marcus Adams I don't have a sidewalk
0:38 when you die I'll be outside, great
You'll pay for this in odins name
This needs to be a meme.
pikachu And violet for real
For asgard
I DIED!😂
I normally can't go outside.
Who ever does Brady's voice is just hilarious.
Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.
@@CWargh63 that’s amazing!
@@CWargh63 - source? Not sure I believe that.
“My brain is loud,ha who’s their who’s in my brain!!!!!!!” I literally died!!!!!!!
That was hysterical 😭 😂
I swallowed a penny
I swallowed a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny
Why a penny went that deep
Why man
Why man
Why
The pain is enormous.
I became famous at school for that.
Green slime Builds I feel funny about this...
That's probably what those poor Denver fans will feel like after a year with him as head coach.
Martin Bailey Miami Dolphins suckxdddddddddddddddddd. Patriots are the best team ever
plot twist : some of them were real
Anh Dũng Nguyễn *all
Aaron Rodger's most awfullest date was both tragic and hilarious
3:10 “You’re fired, you’re fired, and you’re definitely fired. Not you buddy!” 😂
"Happy sidewalk day"
Casey DeMarco I hope your sidewalk is happy
Casey DeMarco happy sidewalkin'
Casey DeMarco for you.
i lost it there
Feb 1 is officially sidewalk day, we need to start this
"I used to go home and throw gravel at my grandparents in bed" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
When you die I'll be outside 😂😂 his eyes pierced through my soul when he said that
“The wicked Sherpa is death” 😂😂
Supreme Levine Deaf*
"I'm half Hawaiian, guess what half! The Greek half!"
Only Tom Brady would say that 😂😂
I want to dance across the Earth.
Kaleb Ashdon-Brown ..the one that made me lose it ...
I know right? I was dying at that XD Same with the "To see the flames, open you're eyes" lol
Alexiz00dk1 -k8r8jrpppp]pp00000
"I'm half Hawaiian!"
"Guess what half, huh?"
"The Greek half!"
I'm currently dying TvT
“Rubber bands and gum baby “
Jason Walton that is straight up sixth grade!
"You're fired, you're fired, and you're fired! Not you buddy!"
Kyler Wilhelm best one ever LMAO
*definitely you're fired....if you're gonna quote it get it right
My favorite
" somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker! You hear what i said? Every one of you guys is now a suspect, okay?! Smurfs!! "
Dshirlz36 I CRACKED UP ON THAT ONE!!!!
2:49 "Rubber bands and gum baby" LOL MY FAVORITE!
Assassin 21 mine to
GURTINGURTIN..GURTIN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
i laughed my ass off at "you'll pay for this in Odins name" XD
Sick Aaron Hernandez reference
So did my Social Studies teacher
The Viking look definitely sold it haha
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
She will go to Outback with the one who finishes an entire Bloomin' Onion by himself. (Answer to 3:18)
Outback Steakhouse omg its actually outback steakhouse on an NFL bad lip reading video.
lol
I can finish an entire bloomin' onion by myself, let me know who "she" is, I need new friends haha
ahahaha😂😂
0:10 "Look at my golden hair" already dying lmao
Lol gopackgo
2:51 this one feels like it actually happened 😂😂
This video is amazingable
The Beast Mode Shots you can repeat that all week
I think you made up that word, but I'll still use it all week.
The Beast Mode Shots Jayden smith is also a footballer
Eliam Doucet I must know...what is my disease?
Eliam Doucet YAS!
"I haven't slept since '92"
“I really wanna touch ambers camera” 😂😂😂😂
RIP Edwin Jackson, another life ended too short. 1:27 for any body that wants to see his BLR
He's dancing across heaven now.
"i want to dance across the earth"
i cant breathe
noisydope1138 freakin cried 🤣🤣🤣
noisydope1138 😂
noisydope1138 The man who said that died a few weeks ago.
damn..RIP
Mr A yeah his twin is lions coach
Doctor: You have 6 Minutes to live
Me:
Highlight Heaven r u expecting likes? Cuz ur not gonna get any
Ghost I know lol but I don't really care
Braeden Youngblood lol
*MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!!*
“I got books on the shelf....who reads?” Classic.
Yeah, books are terrible!
*you'll pay for this in odin's name*
No, you will.
Skyfoogle By Grabthar's Hammer!
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses.
*No Travis Fimmel for you!*
Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
lmao had me dying.
James Bond mm
"My brain is loud!" I'm dead 😂
"MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"
After seeing this I can't picture them saying anything else
Rubber bands and gum baby lol 2:49
Pexy
?
"K I know you guys have my phone" 😂😂
LOL it actually looks like he is saying that too😆
1:27 Rest In Peace Edwin Jackson 🙏🏻
I'm pretty and pushy 😂😂😂😂 so accurate for Brady
Girl walks in her class late
Teacher: You missed an entire period!
Girl: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
Class laughs
PS Like and comment who u think will win the super bowl.
Except no one goes to class 90% late. They would just skip the class because teachers take attendance at the first 10-20% of class. I don't mean to ruin the joke....but that scenario just wouldn't happen lol.
What if the girl had a dentist appointment and came in at the end of class
sishir deoja that's from a movie xD
I know
barbaro267 XD wtf the kid just told a joke 😂😂
"I want to dance 'cross the earth" ........I LOST IT, LMAO!
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
"My brain is so loud. Huh ? Who's there ?" I'm crying
"This wall is magical you can't touch me" lmfaoo
“I haven’t slept since 92’ “
Evan Sidhu I haven’t slept since nam
Your tongue is ashy
'92
So you're just gonna scroll through the comments while the video is playing? SHAME ON YOU!
Anonymous Rex bitch the video is over
Anonymous Rex It's my second go on it, I can be excused.
I'm putting tape over my webcam from now on
Anonymous Rex you are writing while watching the video so shame on you too
“I’m half Hawaiian! Guess which half? The Greek half!!”
... Here I thought I could no longer be surprised. TEACH ME YOUR ADHD WAYS, BAD LIP READING DUDE!!!!
“I think that is disgusting and upsetting, ok.”
Robert Cevallos like I care 🤣🤣
I wonder if the NFL players watch this 😂😂
TeeOozy same 💀😂
TeeOozy 😂😂
TeeOozy right 💀💀
+michaelatw86 Then who plays at OTA's and Training camp?
TeeOozy I was just thinking the same thing lmao