Got the video up a little later this year, but glad you guys are enjoying. Definitely want to give a nod to Key & Peele's classic "East/West College Bowl" videos; they were the undisputed trailblazers in the niche field of ridiculous player names, and if you haven't seen those videos, seek them out. I've got tons more player intros and outtakes which I'll be posting on Instagram, so if you're not following me on there, pop on over
You guys are always on point with these. I’ve binge watched all of them recently, and then all of a sudden you uploaded again so I’m so happy right now
“Hey my bike is gone man. Has anyone seen it, cause my bike is gone. It’s spoken name is Michael. It’s my friend and my ride. Has anyone else seen Michael?”
"Your face is a face I've been avoiding for 7 years. If I have to look back at it, I'll break down for sho" Why do I feel like I might say this in the future?
Refs cheated and Shanahan blew the game and they got lucky the patriots lost to dolphins at the end of the year otherwise chiefs wouldn’t have gotten bye and home field instead they played garbage Texans and 9-7 titans the walrus loser Reid will never sniff another superbowl
@@bradyh9824 u do realise there are poor people in every country of every continent i hate when people just think of africa as the "land of the skinny hungry kids with flies all over their face lving in a house made of poop and sticks" thats only what the media shows africa actually has rich modern countries too and people who live in mansions believe it or not... so no he said america not africa deal with it
This is the kind of thing I'd say to my ex. Thankfully, I haven't had to do any work to avoid him as he now lives on the other side of the country from me.
“In just a second Steve, I bless your fingers- hey, Steven! Quit doin’ that, fool, I bless your fingers, and obviously you must now leave.” Was one of my favorite ones ever
"Thanks for never trying to catch a ball. Guess you think that scoring just sort of happens? Y'all are disgusting. Everyone of y'all can not talk to me anymore." Pretty much actually an accurate representation of what Tom Brady dealt with in 2019 lmao.
Love the exchange between Romeo and Pete at 2:15. I gotta believe SOME of these players see these then start saying this. Ingram - "Heaven and a pickle!" Rogers - "You know I got over 41 traffic cones."
Idk, had mom in my house for 7 years, about 4 feet of crap filling my house, walkway getting smaller and smaller. Schiz screaming much of the time. I mean, "Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle!"
The player names! Ah, man, those names literally make me laugh out loud all the time. Job well done! These are keeping me sane through these crazy times. Laughter is the medicine!
Listen, I'm having a terrible time in life and when I saw this channel after like 4 years since I'd seen it, you guys really make me smile. Thanks for this. Hilarious as always
Things I learned from this video: -Mike Tomlin’s blood is clotting -AT&T Stadium might have boulders in it -Kai Forbath’s helmet won’t go on -Tom Brady hates cats he also scolds his offense during huddles -Patrick Mahomes rides a stallion during games -Aaron Rodgers has 41 traffic cones -Mark Ingram likes to sing “Heaven in a Pickle” with Ravens fans -Marcus Peters likes to sing on the Ravens sideline -When Eli Manning forgets his book, he gets bored -Sheldon Richardson lost his bike -Kyler Murray was shoved in a locker for 7 days -Jon Gruden saw a stump at the Franklin mall -Ryan Tannehill likes the scent of death -Bill O’Brian sings to waterfalls during games
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The Oracle of Vidunatru has spoken, and it has been seconded by the honorable Horris Sophistofable and the Wizard of Flour; it shall be so. Now get in the car; we're taking you hostage.
Got the video up a little later this year, but glad you guys are enjoying. Definitely want to give a nod to Key & Peele's classic "East/West College Bowl" videos; they were the undisputed trailblazers in the niche field of ridiculous player names, and if you haven't seen those videos, seek them out. I've got tons more player intros and outtakes which I'll be posting on Instagram, so if you're not following me on there, pop on over
These videos are beautiful as always!
Yours were great! Now I have two favorites, "Cartoons Plural" and "I1D1G53."
always the highest quality as usual
I love that these videos are around 10 minutes and not just a short 2 minute one.
You guys are always on point with these. I’ve binge watched all of them recently, and then all of a sudden you uploaded again so I’m so happy right now
There's nothing to convince me that the Tom Brady ones aren't real.
hello earth. btw its scarce here
Damn you beat me to it
After this season the second one was definitely real😂
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lol
Ref: “Your face is a face I’ve been avoiding for 7 years....if I have to look back at it, I’ll break down fosho.”
Best line. Lol
My favorite line, too. I had to pause the video so I could laugh and not miss anything else.
H
@ my ex
I lost it when dude said, "I'm so sad"
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏
"Ice"
"Lightning, gur gur, gur gur!"
"Repell"
"Return!"
"Fright Mode."
"Wait, No!"
"Sszzaaahh!"
"Oh dear!"
the best part xD
@@dashrubberbear I agree 😂
Why can't we have this as the main game? Much more entertaining than sportsball. :D
I would pay to watch wizard battles.
@@Circuitssmith Oh I would to
“Row son, emotion is a boat” I literally use that evrywhere
"Ice!"
"Lighting!"
"Repel!"
"Return!"
"FRIGHT MODE!"
"Wait no!"
AAAHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Oh dear."
Chai Hill A duel between the most powerful of sorcerers
@@JacksonBlackmon Gandalf and Dumbledore got nothin on them
I was crying on that one
My favorite part. Too good.
I honestly choked on my food at that part. That was too funny
“Thanks for never trying to catch a ball, I guess you think the scoring just happens” - Actual quote from Tom Brady this past season
I could also see him actually asking for candy. Whatever his version of health nut candy is.
pberi19k how do you know
I love how BLR dubs everyone's voice, except Tom Brady, they just leave his alone.
Still just sittin here with not candy.
“Row son, emotion is a boat”.
Holy crap that’s deep.
I JUST REALIZED THAT THEY ASK IF ANYONE HAS BAT SENSE IN THIS ONE AND THEN IN THE 2021 ONE A GUY TALKS TO A BAT
"Row, son. Emotion is a boat."
That's legit deep. I'm not even being sarcastic.
KnightIndustries1997 Girl...
- agreed.
Needs to be on a poster
5:18 read it when he said it
@@Nox_The_Box same here.
“Dirt Stick and nothing else."
Yes
Beautiful
“Goblin!” 😂😂😂😂
@@FlameTheFaithful so true
I1D1G53
"I don't have my book, and this is boring."
- Me, since about age 8
Same. I was that obnoxious kid who took books with me to restaurants and ignored my family.
my friend has read literally over 1000 books, you remind me of her :)
saaammmeee
its j me and my books
Me too!
“Hey my bike is gone man. Has anyone seen it, cause my bike is gone. It’s spoken name is Michael. It’s my friend and my ride. Has anyone else seen Michael?”
@@pattyayers Micycle.
😆
@@trinityhayes962 😂
Michael the Bikaell
It’s my friend and my ride 😂
“Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle”
In unison: “Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle”
I literally starting reading this comment as it played hahahh. Perfect timing!
Dustin McElveen same
@Cory Paul you clearly dont get it lol
@Cory Paul I think you should check the definition for 'reiterate'.
@@DivineMind222 Same
"It's like heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle"
Crowd: "HEAVEN IN A PICKLE, HEAVEN IN A PICKLE!!"
Yeah, that was really funny!
HEAVEN IN A PICKLE
Lewis 970 yes!!
“My temperature is 6 Fahrenheit” I don’t know why but that sent me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His face while he says it is really what made me lose it.
"Your face is a face I've been avoiding for 7 years. If I have to look back at it, I'll break down for sho"
Why do I feel like I might say this in the future?
😆
-"ICE"
-"Lightening grgrgrgr"
-"Repell"
-"Return"
-"FRIGHT MODE"
-"WAIT, NO!"
"SSSAAAAH"
"...Oh dear."
I laughed way too much at that.
Pete's face had me rolling
Samee bro 🤣🤣 shit had me dyin
Lmao 😂
Hahah that was my favorite one too!
same 😂
I imagine the parts with Tom Brady in the huddle are unedited.
“Do you guys think scoring just happens?” 😂😂
I 10000000% believe he actually said that.
Whoopity Scoop Y’all are disGUSting
I'm still sitting here with not candy!
I loved the meaner Tom Brady ones just because he’s the nicest guy ever so it made it hilarious! Lol
@@EEThom I actually heard the creator of the show Entourage say just that today on a sports radio talk show. That he was "the nicest guy ever"
"I collect pictures of horses"
That's so pure and adorable
*“T O O T É F R O O T É”*
XD but XD why
" *P I N G P O N G L E G*
"Row, son, emotion is a boat" is surprisingly profound.
Ha! Agreed!
I'm gonna try that next time my kid has a meltdown lol
Beautiful! Such poeticism. I'm seriously trying to figure out where I could use this quote :D
Emotion = a boat
Life = the ocean
Waves = life coming at you
You = the captain
Sounds like something a wise old man in a small country town would say.
“Then I met this guy named Queece?”
“Queece. Boringman.”
Refs cheated and Shanahan blew the game and they got lucky the patriots lost to dolphins at the end of the year otherwise chiefs wouldn’t have gotten bye and home field instead they played garbage Texans and 9-7 titans the walrus loser Reid will never sniff another superbowl
@@dannywoodson5049 you big mad? lol
I'll leave you at 666 likes lol
@@dannywoodson5049 u mad as hell bruh
Not just mad but hallucinating if he thinks the Texans were garbage and the 9-7 Titans were pushovers
“I’m feeling pretty thirsty... guess that’s America”
That had me dying bro😂
He should have said africa
XDXDXDXDXD
@@bradyh9824 u do realise there are poor people in every country of every continent i hate when people just think of africa as the "land of the skinny hungry kids with flies all over their face lving in a house made of poop and sticks" thats only what the media shows africa actually has rich modern countries too and people who live in mansions believe it or not... so no he said america not africa deal with it
@@blueshift231 relax it was just a joke, I know there are poor places everywhere
“They got boulders up in here? Cuz I ain’t got time for no boulders”
I died laughing for some reason
His face went with it too! 😆
2:27 I'm pretty sure that was an actual conversation Brady was having with his team.
I thought that as well
Especially after this year!!!
I imagine that this one and the inauguration video got a surprising number of them correct.
Lmao accurate description of this season
*"You're face is a face I've been avoiding for 7 years."*
I felt that.
This is the kind of thing I'd say to my ex. Thankfully, I haven't had to do any work to avoid him as he now lives on the other side of the country from me.
@@caitlinrix294 Good for you!
“Dirt stick, nothin else”
11/10 comedy
I love how your version of Tom Brady feels like a recurring character by now.
"Row, son. Emotion is a boat." Honestly sounds like a movie quote.
💕
From the 80s.
From the 80s what was it from? I’m not denying that it is just curious what from.
As an ENFP, I can identify with that.
Chad Harris No, he’s saying it sounds like it should be from a movie from the 80s
Ingram: “Heaven in a pickle”
Crowd: “heaven in a pickle”
Dead 💀💀😂😂
2:59
the best bit
Needs a song, fer sure.
Yess dude omfg 😭😭
Only thing I laughed at tbh
“I don’t have my book and this is boring.” -me at every moment of my life ever
For me it’s all I have is a book and this is boring
“In just a second Steve, I bless your fingers- hey, Steven! Quit doin’ that, fool, I bless your fingers, and obviously you must now leave.” Was one of my favorite ones ever
The “divine” at the end killed me
“So I run through the maze.. and then I find there’s some guy named Queece?”
“Q u e e c e B o r i n g m a n.”
Party machine
@@superweegee6816 Oracle of Vidunatru
"Thanks for never trying to catch a ball. Guess you think that scoring just sort of happens? Y'all are disgusting. Everyone of y'all can not talk to me anymore."
Pretty much actually an accurate representation of what Tom Brady dealt with in 2019 lmao.
Oof
"Get in the car, I'm holding you hostage."
"I don't think so"
"c'mon, the cars this way"
1:54 "I'm on my horse guys! A stallion!" Had me in tears for 20 minutes straight 😂😭
2:26 an actual conversation between Brady and his recievers this season.
Pretty much, only Amendola or Woodhead would take that kind of abuse.
they must have forgotten to edit the lip dub in
Safety3rdgarage I was thinking the same thing. Lol
Safety3rdGarage so tru
God is good!!!!!!!
“You could buy the thing that has made me famous... THE GUITAR 🎸 “
THE *G U I T A H*
i love that!
That one got me 😂
T H E G U I T A R
Antonio Brown Guitarrrrrrr
"Row son, emotion is a boat" oh man, thats the best therapeutic advice anyone has ever given to me!
Love the exchange between Romeo and Pete at 2:15.
I gotta believe SOME of these players see these then start saying this.
Ingram - "Heaven and a pickle!"
Rogers - "You know I got over 41 traffic cones."
The best thing about "Heaven in a Pickle" is that the crowd always sings along.
lol yeah that was my favorite part too
"Really?"
"You let in the bagel king?"
"They let in the bagel king?"
"How is he even here?"
John Harbaugh does NOT like the Bagel King
I can't blame Harbaugh for not liking the Bagel King. That guy's an asswipe.
Tevin Norris haha ya same
Poor Brady... still just sittin' there with not candy...
We can all relate. I've been sitting here with not chocolate all morning.
Ate a small bag of Snickers this morning. For Halloween!
5:37 “I collect pictures of horses” 🤣🤣
Yeah, he looks like the type!😂
This is the best part of the whole NFL season
so true
I know, right? 😆
Nope, the chiefs winning the super bowl was the best, these people are hilarious, but the chiefs winning was better, dont agree, just deal with it
💯
Thatoneguy 100%
I love that y’all focus on Tom Brady so much, his sections are always the funniest
"We made a bad plan!" How prophetic.
*“Dirt Stick nothing else”*
that shit had me crying 😂💀
Saameee 💀💀
1:10 Greek Baby!
Vodorok pagina
2:04 “ping pong leg”
I was not expecting the background singers for heaven in a pickle
I was not prepared.
Lmao same
Would be hilarious if people started chanting it at games for real
@@iconofsinder I could believe it. I’ve seen some crazy videos of chants done at soccer games.
Did you know Irl he was saying MVP and pointing at lamar
"Hey stick weeds, y'all want a club? Huzzah mother soda"
"Row, son. Emotion is a boat." That's deep man. Real deep.
I fucking paused and sat on that for a minute....
(That's what she said)
Had to get it in
(Also what she aforementionedly said)
Tony Ramone that’s my take away from this video😂
5:17 for anyone seeking it
Happy I'm not the only one who caught that! That was profound!
How the f*** is that deep? it's not deep it's nonsense like the rest of it
Why do I feel like Tom Brady's are always the most accurate?
I saud the exact sane thing
The tone isn't whiney and bitchy enough
@@afmghost1759 GOAT
@@afmghost1759 You must like the Steelers! Lol we're enemies!
This is guy is brilliant in so many ways. The waterfall song is incredible.
The waterfall song is beautiful. I would 100% love to hear a full version of it.
I just have one rebuttal.
"Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle!"
It's an actual song. I kid you not.
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@@reneevandevander5581 The official full version already exists. Search for "Drifted Gray by Faron North (aka Waterfall Hear My Prayer)"
“The sweet scent of almost dying..” I’m battling Covid at the moment so I’ve never related so much before lol. Hilarious! 😂
Are you feeling better now?
it was just the flu.
@@allroadsleadtoRoam r/notOPbutOK
@@allroadsleadtoRoam Wait, we weren’t playing “Pretend there’s no pandemic”.
@@pattyayers who needs to pretend. lol
“It’s like heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle”
*“Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle!”*
"Candy, still just sitting here with not candy!!!
🤣🤣🤣
LOL
@@jacksonhan528 thanks
Heaven in s pickle, heaven in a pickle!
“Iccce...”
“Lightning, g-grr grr grr.”
“Repel.”
“Return.”
“Fright Mode!”
“Wait, no!”
“Huhzzzzzrraaaaaa!!”
“....oh dear.”
😆😂🤣
Best fight I've ever seen
I am dying
I was gonna quote that, hilarious🤣🤣
Fright mode is op, nerf pls
"reverse card"
"nooooo!"
"Never ever evict your parents okay?....." NFL 2020
That was nuts 😂
Idk, had mom in my house for 7 years, about 4 feet of crap filling my house, walkway getting smaller and smaller. Schiz screaming much of the time.
I mean, "Heaven in a pickle, heaven in a pickle!"
“You can’t take it all out on the Universe.”
It takes it all out on me 😭😂
"Your face is a face I've been avoiding for seven years" absolute mood
lmfao
"Row son. Emotion is a boat."
Words to live by.
5:18
Sage words
The only thing that made sense.
I read this at the same time it was being said😂
I don't even watch football, but the NFL Bad Lip Readings are my favorite.
Sir Amblin Flecator's moustache suits his name perfectly. 🤣 Thanks for another hilarious video BLR!
5:18 "Row, son. Emotion is a boat." That's more powerful than Gabbi Hanna's entire poetry book.
And it would be nice to have on a coffee mug!
I specifically searched the comments to see if anyone caught that gem because honestly? I felt that.
Rei Fu - Life is like a Boat.
Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream
Brady insulting his huddle is the funniest thing in 2020
They just got someone else to say exactly what he actually said because that's exactly how Brady acts
@@aidanloughran131 you would know huh 🙄
7:57 ey you wanna go back to picking bananas?!
Lost my shit 😂
IKR!! One of the very best ones ever. It really looked like he said that. 😆😆😆
Hahahaha me too!!! 😂🤣🤣
Nacho thighjuice sounds like a Mexican adult film star.
"Row Son... Emotion is a Boat".
DEEP
Emotion won't cover a tight end on third down
Daniel McMillan WATCH MY MUSIC VIDEO
Deep under the ocean
@@MattiasNelson and how bout no
"Your face is a face I've been avoiding for seven years."
Relateable.
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i was watching it right when i was reading it and it said it
1:47
"Hey where's the kite?"
"Right there"
"Whaaaaat?"
"It just so happens that I don't like you"
I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣
“Every one of y’all cannot talk to me anymore”
*transfers teams*
How about this: DeAndre Hopkins saying "It just sort of happens, that I dont like you" again LOL
I would too
And now he’s in the super bowl
@@brandtherndon9735 again
And now he won
I would love for each NFL player to react to their own bad lip readings
"I don't have my book, and this is boring." Relatable.
"Ice" "Lighting Gur Gur Gur Gur" "Repel" "Return" "Fright Mode" "Wait NO!" *Gremlin Sounds* "Oh Dear"
🤣🤣⚰
“Row son, emotion is a boat” Absolutely killer.
He's like a sherpa on a mountain lol
When did PJ Fleck get to the NFL?
4:09 I come back to this and this is still the greatest line ever 😂😂😂🤣🤣
The player names! Ah, man, those names literally make me laugh out loud all the time. Job well done! These are keeping me sane through these crazy times. Laughter is the medicine!
They should do a bad lip reading of the Oscars
Nah
Nah
I think the entire show is bad lip reading without them needing to do it
It already is a bad lip reading.
Omg yes
"Row, son. Emotion is a boat."
I don't know what that means, but I feel inspired.
@Haley Petersen I shit you not, I read your comment AS THE VIDEO GOT TO THAT PART. Completely unintentionally lol
Yeah, it makes you wanna get up and do stuff, like build a potato fort or swim with aardvarks!
Or something.
"I'm just sad" actually got an "awww!!" Out of me. It sounded so convincing.
It's probably because of the team he plays on 😬🧡💙
Listen, I'm having a terrible time in life and when I saw this channel after like 4 years since I'd seen it, you guys really make me smile. Thanks for this. Hilarious as always
Sorry to hear about it. I hope life doesn't get you down too much. Having something to laugh about, even if it's completely fake like this, can help.
I'm so glad this has become a yearly tradition. Love the player introductions.
Yo I’ve seen your videos before! Keep it up! 👍🏻
Gonna be hard for this year with all the masks
Dirt stick
Snip-Snip Testefuente
Sir Amblin Flecator, Greek Baby, Rorschach Tok-Tok, Carlton the Seeker, Brockwyn 1000 Babies, ????, and GOBLIN! were all great players that season
This video is so good it’s like-
HEAVEN IN A PICKLE, HEAVEN IN A PICKLE!
2:59
I want to see this on a shirt.
If the make a remix of that It would be lit or 2:59
We need the full song.
Rogue Films oh ya the ravens!
That is the quote of the year
“Row, son, emotion is a boat.” Why did that hit deep? 😂
"The music of Rockin' Donny!" - My fave
Things I learned from this video:
-Mike Tomlin’s blood is clotting
-AT&T Stadium might have boulders in it
-Kai Forbath’s helmet won’t go on
-Tom Brady hates cats
he also scolds his offense during huddles
-Patrick Mahomes rides a stallion during games
-Aaron Rodgers has 41 traffic cones
-Mark Ingram likes to sing “Heaven in a Pickle” with Ravens fans
-Marcus Peters likes to sing on the Ravens sideline
-When Eli Manning forgets his book, he gets bored
-Sheldon Richardson lost his bike
-Kyler Murray was shoved in a locker for 7 days
-Jon Gruden saw a stump at the Franklin mall
-Ryan Tannehill likes the scent of death
-Bill O’Brian sings to waterfalls during games
This comment made me laugh almost as much as the video!
amazing.
Seahawks and Texans engage in what seems like Pokemon battles on occasion
Dude- what.... the....Hell ?....how’d you remember all that??!
You gotta put some clothes on that murky talk and generate your own light.
"Row, son. Emotion is a boat." Dang, that was unexpectedly deep, lol.
Ikr😭😭
@@azureangel8217 😂
haha, thats all i could think about while watching
Snip-snip Testafuente cracks me up every time! 😂
They laughter is medicine. This series is one of the few things that can get me to laugh. Thank you.
Me too! I don’t feel so alone anymore LOL. No one else I know thinks these things are funny. 😭
No One:
Mark Ingram: IT'S LIKE HEAVEN IN A PICKLE! HEAVEN IN A PICKLE!
*Heaven in a pickle!* *Heaven in a pickle!*
Pickle a in heaven
Lol
HEAVEN IN A PICKLE HEAVEN IN A PICKLD
HEAVEN IN A PICKLE
"It just so happens...that I don't like you."
Using that.
Michael Scott
DeAndre Hopkins to Bill O’Brien
"That dog is enormous."
IKR?
“Candy. Still just sitting here with not candy.” Hahahahha
"My bike is gone. Its spoken name is Michael. He's my friend and my ride. Have you seen Michael?"
"Spoken name." I see what they did there.
Has anyone one of y’all seen Michael?
This was my favorite bit
John's Tiny Woodshop Just give Sheldon Richardson his bike already.
I love that line! 🤣😂🤣
“I’m four years old”
Proceeds to hold up eight fingers
Yeah, but on the bright side, his jersey is No. 4.
You think a four year old gonna know?
Angry garfield I don’t 4 at think gonna know it is😊👍
1:36 The guy with the headset looks like he wants to sell me some flex tape.
"I dont have my book and this is boring" literally me everyday in gym class
There need to be more wizards' duels across football fields.
La Wildcats VS Houston Roughnecks Week 1 Highlights NFL 2020 the coaches on each side, both teams bring NFL talent into the first week of XFL action.
XFL schedule week 1. What XFL games are on today.
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The Harry Pott--- I mean the wizard wara were genius!
The Oracle of Vidunatru has spoken, and it has been seconded by the honorable Horris Sophistofable and the Wizard of Flour; it shall be so.
Now get in the car; we're taking you hostage.
@@Sakhmeov The Oracle of Vidunatru was my favorite and I don't know why.
@@algini12 It's okay, not everything makes sense. May the Waterfall hear your prayer, friend.
5:18 "row son, emotion is a boat"
Dang that was poetic 😭