When they build a tunnel under our fence, they are challenging the durability of our country’s fences. So what we need to focus on here is challenging the durability of their tunnels!
"There is a reason I have 8 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honour commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I said I would do."
“Chris, if you’re looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain’t your guy. There is a reason I have a trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don’t tell the truth, I don’t honor commitments, I don’t reason with people, and I don’t do what I said I would do.” - Ted Cruz
"The evidence is clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico... they're comings from the Mushroom KANGdum." - Marco Rubio 2016
a plant a veggie surprise? anyway you should run, it would be nice for then Americans to have one sane contender in their presidential race, too bad I’m not American or I’d vote for you, plant 2020!
Download the video, convert to MP3 and cut it down to the piece, you need. Then you transfer the file to your phone, and set it as a ringtone through the settings.
"There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people and I don't do what I said I would do." -Ted Cruz, 2016
Spanishdog17 what are pylons I didn’t play LoL or WoW
Před 3 lety+35
The MAIN reason I'm not voting for him is because I don't believe he was truly sorry for blowing a hole in the convention center's ceiling from his friggin' blender. That has to be the most INSINCERE apology I've ever heard! (Oh, and despite his millions, I STRONGLY doubt he paid a cent towards getting it repaired).
i don't think AI is gonna be the death of ytps, if that's what you're alluding to. there's just a specific kind of humor that comes out when you're given a few certain sentences and you're forced to create your jokes out of those words.
everyone will get a free blazing blender. As well as a lighter, a can of gasoline, a screwdriver, a hammer, an apple, a banana, and orange, and a coconut. but wait there's more! If you call in the next 0.25 seconds will also give you a free used toilet
+TrailerPoopers It'd be like the dog ending in Undertale. The plant just sits in the oval office and doesn't do anything, but everybody is finally happy.
+TrailerPoopers YEah THEM DANG WHITES SHOULDENT BE RUNNING THE GREENHOUSE!!! WE NEED A GREEN TO RUN IT AGAIN!!!! #PlantForPresident #MakeAmericaPlantAgain
If you're looking for someone to tell the truth, Then I ain't your guy. There is a reason, I have eight trillion dollars in debt There is a reason, I have eighteen STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, And I don't do what I said I would do.
I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law!
4:48 Watch this. Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter. Check this out. (Blender ignites and launches off into space, creating a hole in the roof.) I'm sorry.
Was 666 likes. I'm now the 667th like (February 27, 2020 at 3:55 am MST) unless someone unlikes. Edit: Today is not the 26th. Too much time is going by. It's the 27th of February today.
"I've written a book about this *Mein Kampf* & this week, I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what was said in the book." - Jeb Bush
+Ambassador Pineapple Thanks. But you can always just leave me a comment on my channel if you want to tell me something like that. There's no need to reply to one of my comments
+smokejc Thanks :) I should also specify (in case there's any confusion) that I wasn't trying to sound rude or anything in my first reply (I'm not sure whether or not it came off sounding like that, but it doesn't hurt to clarify). I was just trying to say that I do read through all of my comments, so you don't have to reply to one of my comments on someone else's video to get my attention
HERE YOU GO EVERYONE. THE WHOLE YTP SCRIPT. (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) da-da (dush) da (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) (drum fill) Jingle: F F# Eb F-F Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F The rules for tonight are simple: 1 minute for answers, 30 seconds for followups, 30 minutes for followup answers, 1 second for second followup answers, and if a candidate runs over you'll hear this: g-c-e-g ggg e eee c e c g. Without further do-do, let's begin. Rubio: The evidence is now clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico, they're coming from the MU-Shroom-King-Dom. I also believe we need a fence. The problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence we have to be able to build a fence under the tunnel. People are frustrated. This is the most generous cunt in the world when it comes to immigration. There are million people a day who legally immigrate from Mexico. It's a serious problem that needs to be dress (bell ring...) an an when an an when an when. Megyn: Mr. Trump, you once told a contestant on celebrity apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her FA-CEON-YOUR-ASS. Trump: I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now, that I can tell you. What I say is what I say and what I say is Trump or get the fuck out. I don't mind killings, I don't mind crime, I don't mind drugs pouring across the border. I don't mind big beautiful Mexican bitches coming into this country. Chris: Mr. Trump I'll give you thirty seconds to answer my question... Trump: We need to watch Big Trouble In Little China right now. It's fun, it's a good time, and honestly, Megyn if you don't like it, suck my cock. Chris: Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 if you're such a divisive piece of shit? Cruz: Chris, if you're looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain't your guy. There is a reason I have 18 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDS. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I say I will do. (claps) Jeb: We need to control our border. It's our responsibility to pick and choose who comes in. So I've written a book about this and this I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what we said in the book, which is that we need to be much more strategic, we need to eliminate the... Trump: Shut the fuck up you stupid racist. We don't have time for that shit. We need to build thousands of toilets across the border so that Mexicans at the border can pee legally. I was at the border last week. Mexicans are pissing everywhere and the border patrol is pissing too. Pee going out and pee coming in. Pee pouring across the border..that's what happening what you like it or not. Kaisich: There's the thing about Donald Trump. I took Mr. Trump to dinner in Washington. DonaldT rump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheese steak to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich... Chris: Respectfully can we talk about the border Kaisich: But the point is Mr. Trump is a cheap asshole. Chris: Alright, Senator Rubio let's see if I can do better with you. Is it a is it a is it a is it as simple as our leaders stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid, and all of these illegals coming over are stupid? Rubio: The first thing we need to do is we need to improve of Obama's hair. Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dod Frank has passed. We need to save Obama's life. Rand Paul: I don't trust President Obama. I know you gave him a big hug, and if you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead Christie: Senator Paul yeah the hugs that I remember are the ones that I gave to your wife. Those are the hugs I remember. And those had nothing to do with politics unlike what you're doing by sucking cock on the internet to raise money for your campaign. Megyn: Alri.. Rand Paul: At least I don't suck Obama's cock. Trump: We need to construct more Pylons right now. Huckabee: I think it's time to do something bold. I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law Trump: What the fuck are you talking about? You people are insane. Chris: Mr. Trump, why should we trust you to run the nation's business? Trump: Because I've never gone bankrupt. Trump & Chris: but out of hundreds of deals 'cuse me 'cuse me dreds of deals Chris: no, no but the cunt is, sir, that's..your line..but the..no..no..sir..your company, i know what i mean thattheoztometotheoztotheoztomeizeikhuwndrwaiedsmeofandeals Chris: Let's just talk about the latest examples which is Trump's Blazing Blenders which went bankrupt in 2009. Trump: First of all these blenders aren't babies, these are total killers. These are not the nice sweet little blenders that you think alright? These things can blend anything. Watch this: Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter, check this out. [BLEND] [BOOSH] [BLEND] ...I'm sorry F-F-Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F!
It's almost of those hybrid words like strEnergy. In the video it sounds like cheesesteek but hey cheesesteakcake sounds like a treat too, and only 3 dollars!
Kasich: I took mister trump to dinner in Washington, Donald trump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheesecake to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich." I am dead LOL!!!!!!!
"I also believe we need a fence, the problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we need to be able to build a fence under the tunnel" I'm still laughing.
![[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OQHs7j3vwKY/mqdefault.jpg)
"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now" - Every politician ever.
Izy Kil I'm dying lol.
They're all stu-pid.
😂😂😂
Drmcx Trump and Hilary are prime examples
No, that's just Trump.
This is absolutely hilarious. It must have taken forever.
Hey man love your YTPs :)
Please make a Trump YTP, dude. It's some of the best material out there.
We need to watch _Big Trouble in Little China_ right now!
HIA DUDE! :D can you see what is wrong with your Up Town Funk ytp? I cant watch it. it says that its unavailable :(
cs188 i am a huge fan
"There is a reason I have 18 STDs"
-Ted Cruz 2016
*makes note to never sleep with Ted Cruz (if I were a woman)*
*Makes note to keep a taser handy when around Ted Cruz.*
@@fennekinflames7095 Not a bad idea!
"The hugs I remember are the hugs I gave to your wife." Sick burn Chris Christie
I seriously cannot ever not treat this as of the sickest burns i ever witnessed. It's just epic.
At least I dont suck Obama’s cock!
@@Samuel62655 S tier comeback
Honestly, Chris Christie would have been in a better position if he said that XD
"And those had nothing to do with politics."
"we have to build a fence under the tunnel" lmao
Because if they goes into the hole or as until after they get so inside or behind the fence, apparently.
When they build a tunnel under our fence, they are challenging the durability of our country’s fences. So what we need to focus on here is challenging the durability of their tunnels!
Jiminez was the only person ever answers to this morning at the tunnel where the fence used free the church of scientology.
mike fence
@@karen5916 lmao😂🤣
"There is a reason I have 8 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honour commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I said I would do."
Superstar Warrior my fave part
Hahaha brilliant!! 😊
LOL
Sucking cuc on the internet to raise money
Superstar Warrior what a great, morally correct person
Twist: This is not a ytp. This is an unedited recording of the actual debate.
I wouldn't be surprised
Really?! No wonder it’s seems so real
These plot twist comments are not funny.
Larry Ibarra it would sound surprising if they broadcasted a CZcams poop on TV
What the fuck are you talking about ?
You people are insane !
“Chris, if you’re looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain’t your guy. There is a reason I have a trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don’t tell the truth, I don’t honor commitments, I don’t reason with people, and I don’t do what I said I would do.”
- Ted Cruz
The irony is that he spoke the truth right at that instance!
*Roaring applause*
Applause
What do you expect? He is the Zodiac after all.
"we need to improve Obama's hair"
- Marco Rubio 2016
"The evidence is clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico... they're comings from the Mushroom KANGdum." - Marco Rubio 2016
“We need to save Obama’s life” -Marco Rubio 2016
Give him waves with some airpods
The problem is that if El Chapo builds a tunnel we need build the fence under the tunnel
He’s not wrong
That sentence mixing throughout, holy shit!
I know right, it's a amazing!
P.s, love your music
So this is what you do in free time? YEP 4 Days.
didn't know you were here
Tombstone?
I didn't know you like ytp. But who cares, this is the internet.
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
I think Mike Huckabee has a point, I should be the president
Holy shit good job
What are your policies?
@@matthewwilson6888 it's a surprise ;^)
a plant a veggie surprise? anyway you should run, it would be nice for then Americans to have one sane contender in their presidential race, too bad I’m not American or I’d vote for you, plant 2020!
@@matthewwilson6888 aww shucks. you're a big sweetie, thank you!
"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now"
now that's a mood
Mason Hodge is it safe to say that Trump’s idiocy is how the world will end
Chazz Treat yeh
- If Trump was really honest.
@@chazztreat8317 True. What a madman creating peace between the Koreas. Doesn't he know that will create a new world super power of evil?????
i want my doorbell to sound like the intro
I’d love to know the original intro and the melody.
Download the video, convert to MP3 and cut it down to the piece, you need. Then you transfer the file to your phone, and set it as a ringtone through the settings.
But how about the doorbell sound?
@@AJayAnswersYou
That's nice, but how do you make it into a doorbell?
@@HazeAroundtheWorld Buy a compatible doorbell here first: www.amazon.com/mp3-doorbell/s?k=mp3+doorbell
Then you can buy accessories if need be.
The blender part was brilliant!
Why, hello sir! What brings you round these parts!
+JClayton 1994 you should do this to the next republican debate!
well herro der
Aye ur poops are brilliant XD
+Carboy7 Robloxguy You're fired.
I like how this is in a parallel universe where Trump is the most sane candidate out of all of them 🤣
I love how even though he's the most sane one here he's still completely insane and proposing a wall of toilets across the US-Mexico border
@@babykata-dt3ysbut he has never gone bankrupt
yeah, it's not like the media made you hate him so they could wage more war
@@babykata-dt3ys Pee coming out and pee coming in.
Hey look, in reality (the universe you aren’t in), he actually is the sane one!
"There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people and I don't do what I said I would do." -Ted Cruz, 2016
the best debate in history.
Trump in a nutshell, I dont have time to use my brain 😂😂
_Excuse me!_ 😂
I love it.
Lol
"They're coming from the Mushroom Kingdom"
We need to watch _Big Trouble in Little China_ right now!
Pee coming out, and pee coming in.
Pee pouring across the border - that's what's happening, whether you like it or not!
Politicians are high = this video is proof!
+1aundulxaldin You broke the chain.
“Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 when you’re such a divisive piece of shit?”
Gets me every time lol
Would’ve worked just as well on any of em
Democrats would be able to unite America
@@perkeez80 that’s true
@@jakespacepiratee3740 nah thats democrats
@@SteveWillisIII Nah that’s Republicans.
4:24 predicted the most recent debate
Yes
Yes
amazing
3:33
"The hugs I remember, are the hugs that I gave to your wife."
DESTROYED.
Fatcat Christie for prez!
+Consural and those had nothing to do with politics!
😆😆😆😆
+Consural SHOTS FIRED!
+NYOlly15 "TRUMP OR GTFO." - Donald Trump, 2016.
plant for president 2016
#plantforpresident2016
+Sezune Mizuhana #plantforpresident2016
Moroni Vasquez Let's make America Plant again!
Lol for the green party ;)
#makeamericagreenagain
“The hugs I remember are the ones I gave to your wife” - Chris Christi
And those had nothing to do with politics.
"...Our leaders are stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid..."
Everyone is stupid
And all of this illegal coming over are stupid
and all these illegals coming over are stupid
That’s the United States for ya
"I don't do what I said I would do"
-All forms of government.
+GodsJesusHolyBilly4 lol pretty much
Polish goverment in a nutshell.
+GodsJesusHolyBilly4 MY BOI WEGEE Is Coming FOR DINNar at Hyrule TaKeOuT
for dinner NO MAWIOS LOVED PLEZ
+R.E.D Demoman OBama did a decent job... still the point stands
+Mcmotherbrain ....at destroying this country.
Lets see if trump sticks with what he said about building those toilets...
Robert Longcake Those toilets just got 10 feet taller, buddy.
This is why our econimics are shit. We waste money on 10 FEET tall toilets. This fuck Trump
ted Cruz has 18 stds!
Coronarena aka corona I'm waiting on that. The borders smell like shit and piss and I believe it's how Ted got his 18 STDs.
Looks like, from what I've seen in the news, he's serious about building those toilets.
I'm not voting for Trump in 2020 because he lied about the toilets and the pylons.
Spanishdog17 what are pylons I didn’t play LoL or WoW
The MAIN reason I'm not voting for him is because I don't believe he was truly sorry for blowing a hole in the convention center's ceiling from his friggin' blender. That has to be the most INSINCERE apology I've ever heard! (Oh, and despite his millions, I STRONGLY doubt he paid a cent towards getting it repaired).
Matthew Weatherhogg Plyons are a building from starcraft. “Construct additional Pylons” is kind of a meme in that game.
Well...good for you than.
@@erincarson8998 I get that one but I don't know what it has to do with the previous comment.
Nowadays these lines would be typed into an AI, but sentence mixing and speech splicing will always be appreciated.
i don't think AI is gonna be the death of ytps, if that's what you're alluding to. there's just a specific kind of humor that comes out when you're given a few certain sentences and you're forced to create your jokes out of those words.
0:00 best anime opening.
lmao, your sentence mixing is pretty good, dude.
Nydytha "I don't pay you to be an arteest. I pay you to sentence mix on my CZcams poops. _HeHeHeHeHe_"
Nah you've gotta say it like Behind the Meme. "Sen-tince shift-eeng."
He used Blazing Blender.
Holy shit 4:25 is literally the first presidential debate last week.
1:57
The most honest confession ever made by a politician.
Now that Trump is elected, will every citizen get a free Blazing Blender? xd
DryBones81 we fucking better...
everyone will get a free blazing blender. As well as a lighter, a can of gasoline, a screwdriver, a hammer, an apple, a banana, and orange, and a coconut.
but wait there's more! If you call in the next 0.25 seconds will also give you a free used toilet
I did.
DryBones81 give me one I aren't in America:(
DryBones81 I already have one
Who cares about the result of the presidential election.. Let's all just watch Big Trouble In Little China, right now!
It's fun, it's a good time
Indeed!!
The_Lava_Wielder But the pee is pouring across the border
@@tonysfreshpepperoni4802 cus ur gay
瑞安卡特里尔 que?
0:00 Why can't mainstream media these days have a theme like this?
I *want* that.
Its 2020 and he hasent built any toilets yet, disappointing :(
He lie😳
@@zsin128 Indeed, How will the Mexicans and Border Patrols pee now?
@@dewelr121 thy can't
zsin128 sad
@@michaelwilliams-owolabi8365 ikr
"We need to construct more pylons right now" I fucking lost it
+TL Sutcliffe Make the Koprolu sector great again
+StewiebossFTW "Pee coming in. Pee coming out. Pee pouring across the border. That's what's happening right now, whether you like it or not."
I don't frankly have time to use my brain
~Donald Trump
We need to build a walrus
~Trump,2016
Sums up America's politicians today
And that's going to happen, whether you like it or not.
Trump will beat the shit out of Shillary Clinton...
It's what too much business does to ya
People: "Trump's been impeached!"
Trump: *constructs additional pylons*
He's almost impeached because he didn't give us the free Blazing Blenders he promised. Such a disgrace.
11:47 Well he didn't have time to use his brain right now.
I still come back for that incredible intro.
Exactly
It came from a song
Best part for me by far: "I wrote a book about this" shows Mein Kampf.
lol
Show is?
AnotherAnimeFanatic
Oops, didn't even realize I did that. Must have been typing too fast.
Christopher Beluga Lol okay better
+Christopher Beluga that was funny af
This is still the most glorious sentence mixing and most honest video I've seen on youtube.
especially during trump's blazing blenders
Sentence mixing? What are you talking about? This is what actually happened!
+ProPlayerRyan yeah I saw it with my own eyes
The Trump v Clinton debate one is even funnier and better made than this.
People think we want Trump in 2024 because of his policies, but we actually want him so we can all rewatch Big Trouble in Little China again
4:24 First Trump-Biden debate in a nutshell
100%
Guess I'm watching Big Trouble In Little China.
I've never watched it before, but if the president says so...
Turba It actually is.
It’s fun and it’s a good time
The amount of sentence blending must have taken forever to compile.
Sentence *mixing
Sentence *splicing
No named guy the actual word is mixing.
It's some of the most delicate editing I have ever seen in a ytp.
The blender part KILLED ME
4:48-5:17 here you go! ;-)
that intro goes HARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Someone needs to do an extended version of the intro tune
Ikr? It's beautiful.
someone fucking make it into a damn autotune video LOL
So true
yes xD
I love that intense intro LOL
You're right, Mike! I'm gonna go vote for that plant. #PlantForPresident #MakeAmericaPlantAgain
+TrailerPoopers It'd be like the dog ending in Undertale. The plant just sits in the oval office and doesn't do anything, but everybody is finally happy.
+TrailerPoopers That plant is a person at the moment of germination.
#PLANT_FOR_PRESIDENT
+TrailerPoopers YEah THEM DANG WHITES SHOULDENT BE RUNNING THE GREENHOUSE!!! WE NEED A GREEN TO RUN IT AGAIN!!!! #PlantForPresident #MakeAmericaPlantAgain
That's DURR PLANT
I love this ytp but it's scary that this is 4 years old.
Seriously. I remember when it first came out
Even more than 5 years later, still the best CZcams Poop I've seen.
"1 Minute for answers, 30 seconds for follow ups, 30 minutes for follow up answers and 1 second for second follow up answers."
All we need is another 25 minutes and 14 seconds.
And if a candidate runs over, you'll hear this:
This is like a line from the Naked Gun movies.
If you're looking for someone to tell the truth,
Then I ain't your guy.
There is a reason, I have eight trillion dollars in debt
There is a reason, I have eighteen STDs.
I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people,
And I don't do what I said I would do.
The Presidency in a nutshell
Honestly I think if every politician came out and said this it'd be more honest than anything else they say.
got my vote
Just like Ted Cruz actually did! And that's the funny part!
I dont tell the truth, I dont honor comitments. I dont reason with people. And I dont do what I said I would do.
i have been coming back to thius ytp for over 5 years now. cracks me up everytime!
This Donald Trump guy makes some good points. He’s got my vote.
Pee
@@zsin128 LEGALLY!
I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law!
PREACH!
What da fak are you talking about? You people are insane!
Amen to that!
We should name him, GEORGE BUSH!
That’s pretty much anti-choice in a nutshell. XD
I want a Trump Blazing Blender
Ikr? Those blender have multi usage. It can be set off as an illegal firework for example!
Same I can finally blend coconut with gasoline
AI has turned YTPs like this into a dying art 😢
That little mixed intro song actually sounded badass
4:48
Watch this.
Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter.
Check this out.
(Blender ignites and launches off into space, creating a hole in the roof.)
I'm sorry.
He says lighter like a German guy.
Azure Onyxscore aliens finding the blender will be like, “Dafuq is this piece of Shit!?”
Lmfao
Yep I saw that part as well. Thanks for reminding me and providing a time slot when it happened.
Was 666 likes. I'm now the 667th like (February 27, 2020 at 3:55 am MST) unless someone unlikes. Edit: Today is not the 26th. Too much time is going by. It's the 27th of February today.
"I've written a book about this *Mein Kampf* & this week, I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what was said in the book." - Jeb Bush
"Shut the fack up you stupid racist!"
i can quote like all of this from memory
0:00 - 0:13 That’s one heck of an intro, really sets the mood for some kind of brawl. Makes a great ringtone or even some kind of door bell.
Yup
Yup
Yup
"I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now"
Are you sure that's not an actual Trump quote?
You sir are a sentence mixing master. I've said it before, I shall say it again.
+Ambassador Pineapple Thanks. But you can always just leave me a comment on my channel if you want to tell me something like that. There's no need to reply to one of my comments
+Jimmy Davis I'm actually glad he made that comment, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to your page. Your videos are very funny and creative.
+smokejc Thanks :)
I should also specify (in case there's any confusion) that I wasn't trying to sound rude or anything in my first reply (I'm not sure whether or not it came off sounding like that, but it doesn't hurt to clarify). I was just trying to say that I do read through all of my comments, so you don't have to reply to one of my comments on someone else's video to get my attention
+Jimmy Davis That's almost exactly what I say everyday when I get home from work and start watching YTP.
HERE YOU GO EVERYONE. THE WHOLE YTP SCRIPT.
(wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) da-da (dush) da
(wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) (drum fill)
Jingle: F F# Eb F-F Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F
The rules for tonight are simple: 1 minute for answers, 30 seconds for followups, 30 minutes for followup answers, 1 second for second followup answers, and if a candidate runs over you'll hear this: g-c-e-g ggg e eee c e c g. Without further do-do, let's begin.
Rubio: The evidence is now clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico, they're coming from the MU-Shroom-King-Dom. I also believe we need a fence. The problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence we have to be able to build a fence under the tunnel. People are frustrated. This is the most generous cunt in the world when it comes to immigration. There are million people a day who legally immigrate from Mexico. It's a serious problem that needs to be dress (bell ring...) an an when an an when an when.
Megyn: Mr. Trump, you once told a contestant on celebrity apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her FA-CEON-YOUR-ASS.
Trump: I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now, that I can tell you. What I say is what I say and what I say is Trump or get the fuck out. I don't mind killings, I don't mind crime, I don't mind drugs pouring across the border. I don't mind big beautiful Mexican bitches coming into this country.
Chris: Mr. Trump I'll give you thirty seconds to answer my question...
Trump: We need to watch Big Trouble In Little China right now. It's fun, it's a good time, and honestly, Megyn if you don't like it, suck my cock.
Chris: Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 if you're such a divisive piece of shit?
Cruz: Chris, if you're looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain't your guy. There is a reason I have 18 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDS. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I say I will do. (claps)
Jeb: We need to control our border. It's our responsibility to pick and choose who comes in. So I've written a book about this and this I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what we said in the book, which is that we need to be much more strategic, we need to eliminate the...
Trump: Shut the fuck up you stupid racist. We don't have time for that shit. We need to build thousands of toilets across the border so that Mexicans at the border can pee legally. I was at the border last week. Mexicans are pissing everywhere and the border patrol is pissing too. Pee going out and pee coming in. Pee pouring across the border..that's what happening what you like it or not.
Kaisich: There's the thing about Donald Trump. I took Mr. Trump to dinner in Washington. DonaldT rump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheese steak to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich...
Chris: Respectfully can we talk about the border
Kaisich: But the point is Mr. Trump is a cheap asshole.
Chris: Alright, Senator Rubio let's see if I can do better with you. Is it a is it a is it a is it as simple as our leaders stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid, and all of these illegals coming over are stupid?
Rubio: The first thing we need to do is we need to improve of Obama's hair. Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dod Frank has passed. We need to save Obama's life.
Rand Paul: I don't trust President Obama. I know you gave him a big hug, and if you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead
Christie: Senator Paul yeah the hugs that I remember are the ones that I gave to your wife. Those are the hugs I remember. And those had nothing to do with politics unlike what you're doing by sucking cock on the internet to raise money for your campaign.
Megyn: Alri..
Rand Paul: At least I don't suck Obama's cock.
Trump: We need to construct more Pylons right now.
Huckabee: I think it's time to do something bold. I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law
Trump: What the fuck are you talking about? You people are insane.
Chris: Mr. Trump, why should we trust you to run the nation's business?
Trump: Because I've never gone bankrupt.
Trump & Chris: but out of hundreds of deals 'cuse me 'cuse me dreds of deals
Chris: no, no but the cunt is, sir, that's..your line..but the..no..no..sir..your company, i know what i mean
thattheoztometotheoztotheoztomeizeikhuwndrwaiedsmeofandeals
Chris: Let's just talk about the latest examples which is Trump's Blazing Blenders which went bankrupt in 2009.
Trump: First of all these blenders aren't babies, these are total killers. These are not the nice sweet little blenders that you think alright? These things can blend anything. Watch this: Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter, check this out. [BLEND] [BOOSH] [BLEND] ...I'm sorry
F-F-Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F!
I thought kasich said "cheap-ass hoe". :P
SebieTheAnimator
Let's just say he's both lol XP
I think it was a 3 dollar cheesecake
It's almost of those hybrid words like strEnergy. In the video it sounds like cheesesteek but hey cheesesteakcake sounds like a treat too, and only 3 dollars!
good
"Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dodd-Frank has passed" 😂
I wouldn't compare the Trump-Biden debate with this masterpiece
TRUMP or GTFO!!!! lol
agreed ma lovely m8 :D
My favorite part
agree
that's better than Make America Great Again! Put that on a red cap!
Imma choose GTFO GTA style
Donald Trump's has the Billy Mayes gene.
billy burgers
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LOL
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“Without further doo doo.” 😂😂😂
“We need to watch Big Trouble in Little China, right now.”
"It's fun, it's a good time."
One of the only things me and trump agree on
Scientist theorise that that blender is still blending in the vast nothingness of space.
+Jochem Scheelings for 2 days!
"I'm sorry"
-Trump 2016
Tim Julien I'm not gay but okay.
omfg i died at the end when he was putting everything in the blenser then he said im sorry
blender
while it flew out of the Q arena
his face as everything was being blended
old ytp never fails
This is a fun video to come back to. I forgot Rand Paul even existed.
EVRYBODY GO TO THE BORDER TO WATCH THE CONSTRUCTION OF ALL THE THOUSANS OF TOILETS AND WATCH THE PEE POURING ACROSS THE BORDER
I can't wait for Americans and Mexicans alike to be able to pee across the border LEGALLY
ReactorFox3 AHAHHAHAHA
Eric Kanis lmaooooooooo
It's amazing how every Trump-related YTP manages to make him sound smarter.
xD
Donald Trump is acting stupid to get more votes, did you know that?
+Edan R Not when you realize what Trump sounds like when he's normally speaking.
You're right
“Senator Paul the hugs I remember are the hugs I gave to your wife” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Those are the hugs I remember”
Who is that political fat guy ?
The part when Trump started to blend things killed me 😂😂😂😂
I thought this was going to be a YTP... Why did you just reupload footage from the Republican debate?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
MIND IF I USE IT
+John Carver use me instead
+Jedibob5 I was gonna say that, ahaha.
I accept republic dataries
***** Halloooooo! Thanks!
We need to construct additional pylons.
Additional supply depots required
Spawn more overlords
Not enough minerals
Trump: We need to construct additional pylons
Not enough minerals.
The sad thing is, in this day and age, a slogan like "Trump or GTFO" could very well be the best campaign slogan in a cycle.
"If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, THEN YOU AIN'T BLACK" -joe biden
Hey, I'd slap it on my car.
0:32 “They’re coming from the mushroom kingdom”.
YOU NEED TO SEE big trouble in little china "ITS ALLOT OF FUN"
+SinlessKnight NEED MORE PYLONS!!!!
+SinlessKnight WE NEED TOILETS ACROSS THE BORDER SO MEXICANS CAN PEE
wtf lol
legally
LEGALLY! LOL
there is no way into the mountain
Cheese Knife
+Nos There is no f*cking way into the mountain
How much is everyone?
+Nos that my dear Balin is not entirely true
+Nos did you press the stop button?
0:00 Fox News should just adopt this as their intro music.
English Tea yes Fox News would be the best news network in the workd
still waiting for those fences under the tunnels
We need to construct more pylons! Hahahahaha, thx for the Starcraft bit
+SaaSfalas Should have been 'additional pylons', though :P
I agree, "You must construct additional pylons"
+adrian Titera "more" sounds more stupid and less intelligent, however.
And he'll make korea pay for them
I watched big trouble in little China it was fun
Harley Horton Was it a good time?
Exploding Pineapple no because he was also playing undertale against sans
Bad time
Megalomania
Mathor Sionur I mean, OK. Not what I was going for, but ok.
Exploding Pineapple sorry
It's alright. No big deal.
2:19 that really got me 😂
0:50 When a cutscene glitches
and-and-and-and-and-and-and-and
Kasich: I took mister trump to dinner in Washington, Donald trump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheesecake to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich." I am dead LOL!!!!!!!
U.S.M. Valor: “Mr. Trump is a cheap ASShole.”
to turn down an $8 steak is stingy , I agree with Kasich
"I also believe we need a fence, the problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we need to be able to build a fence under the tunnel"
I'm still laughing.
3:33 ROASTED
Wait, how did he obtain footage at 4:24 from tonight’s debate 4 years in advance?
"Senator Paul ya know the hugs that I remember, are the hugs that I gave to YOUR WIFE. Those are the hugs I remember" 😂😂
And those have nothing to do with politics
CO CO NUT
+You fucking suck at life GAHSOLEEN
HAMmer
its not co co nut, its co co naught
ScrewDRIver
lighter
1:27 Finally Trump says something I can agree with.
3:48 And this is what I can agree with.
And I agree with 2:24
i'm going to be honest, i've watched this video so many times that i can recite it word for word