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  • čas přidán 11. 05. 2019
  • A nice fireside chat with Dennis and his Prager pals.
    Also, no, I'm not dead. OR AM I?????
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  • @deathstorming
    @deathstorming Před 9 měsíci +3699

    nothing will EVER top Dennis saying "THE BABY *FUCKING* DIES"

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 Před 6 měsíci +174

      the only thing that can is Dennis *actually* saying "I need mommy, I need milk"

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 Před 5 měsíci +92

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @kacperfrontczak1257
      @kacperfrontczak1257 Před 4 měsíci

      Where will Dennis get foreskin and adrenochrome now?

    • @tant_necromant2757
      @tant_necromant2757 Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@ashfox7498words can't express how funny I find your comment

    • @anipe1033
      @anipe1033 Před 3 měsíci +11

      ​@@Stickarms99 "I want to be held I want to be comforted."

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 Před 4 lety +11541

    *For reasons we do not fully understand.*
    📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @axljacx7090
    @axljacx7090 Před rokem +3044

    “That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals.” For a minute I couldn’t even tell if that was edited or not😭

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 Před rokem +362

      I'm reasonably certain Dennis Prager actually believes that.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 Před 5 měsíci

      God made Liberals to test the will of all human beings. Same reason why he lets bad things happen, honestly.

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie Před 5 měsíci

      ​​@@Green-Raccoon777As a liberal, I can confirm that I don't exist, I will expire in around 2 days and just be replaced by a duplicate in case of replies happening to further sell the delusion that I actually exist

    • @the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk.
      @the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk. Před 5 měsíci +31

      Dennis truly is a visionary, far ahead of his time.

    • @ambiarock590
      @ambiarock590 Před 4 měsíci +22

      You cannot prove that Dennis has not said this

  • @alionus6783
    @alionus6783 Před 7 měsíci +1706

    "God is a black, lesbian toilet" easily one of the best lines

  • @mattskord9178
    @mattskord9178 Před 4 lety +27272

    This sounds like an ongoing game of cards against humanity

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy Před 4 lety +401

      what if it is?

    • @lead_sommelier
      @lead_sommelier Před 4 lety +671

      @@ImTheGuy what if life is an ongoing game of cards against humanity?

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 Před 4 lety +130

      @@lead_sommelier
      everything else is participating in cards against humanity(including some people)

    • @HerbMandoom
      @HerbMandoom Před 4 lety +147

      You'd think so, but this is actually pretty accurate to what Prager U tries to do

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 Před 4 lety +44

      If it was the young turks playing the prager u expansion pack solo

  • @MEGID0LA0N
    @MEGID0LA0N Před 4 lety +6403

    remember the social distancing rule: stay two ben shapiros apart

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 Před 4 lety +143

      @Jerzy Dziś
      Also communism has much better music.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn Před 4 lety +65

      Mirza Hamza Baig for reasons we fully understand

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 Před 3 lety +19

      But at that distance we'll get to contagiate everyone its just way too close

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 3 lety +64

      I'm in some crazy place where we use weird units. What is the conversion from ben shapiros to black lesbian toilets?

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul Před 3 lety +5

      At that distance it's a breeding ground for the virus

  • @hanshintermann1551
    @hanshintermann1551 Před 3 lety +3290

    "Here is a fact: Dennis Prager should frighten you."

    • @dayxbobob5078
      @dayxbobob5078 Před 3 lety +179

      **High pitched squeamish noise plays**

    • @yump8179
      @yump8179 Před 3 lety +140

      for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 3 lety +53

      Are we certain Dennis Prager isn't some cosmological horror?

    • @Katastrophe2007
      @Katastrophe2007 Před 3 lety +35

      **intense violins**

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 Před 2 lety +6

      Well he does now.

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 Před 2 lety +1630

    “The citizens could kill him to death, with faeces!”
    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello Před 2 lety +79

      Best part is the actual verse says the men of the city should "stone [the child] to death with stones."
      I mean... yeah? What else were you supposed to stone a guy with? Flowers?

    • @zombibit4485
      @zombibit4485 Před 2 lety +34

      @@TheAlmightyJello Weed

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Před 2 lety +15

      @@TheAlmightyJello Halfbricks, pottery, mortar, anything really

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Před 2 lety +9

      @@charliekahn4205 as long as it gets the job done

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o Před rokem +13

      How does one kill someone but not to death?

  • @bearpuns5910
    @bearpuns5910 Před 4 lety +6131

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say, 'No.'"
    Why didn't I think of that?

    • @stackk.113
      @stackk.113 Před 4 lety +153

      Now you are free...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      of existence

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss Před 4 lety +145

      George floyd wants to know your location

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 Před 4 lety +130

      @@The-Big-Boss If only Kendall Jenner was there to give the cops a Pepsi

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss Před 4 lety +15

      @@bearpuns5910 oh right of course !

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +57

      Cops like to kill people for fun.
      For reasons we fully understand

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 4 lety +16576

    can't believe the copyright system hasn't flagged this reupload of prager u content

    • @user-hr8rc1of3x
      @user-hr8rc1of3x Před 4 lety +155

      @@theradiance256 Wow, you're such a genius! You're going to be the next Einstein! I look up to you do to your unparalleled intelligence and gracefulness. Bravo.

    • @anime3524
      @anime3524 Před 4 lety +25

      Stop following me or i'll call the cyber police

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans Před 4 lety +13

      HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO XDDD BOOMER IS SO FUNNY XDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLOOLOOOOOOLLLLOOL :) :)
      is that what you expected? Because that shit isn’t funny

    • @Dominicanbulk
      @Dominicanbulk Před 4 lety +13

      This place is full of trolls

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche Před 4 lety +11

      I know, word for word, it's shameful! The Citizen Brain is a f***ing pirate!

  • @scottdenby290
    @scottdenby290 Před 6 měsíci +710

    Imagine a world without murder. A world without theft.
    This would drive me mad!

  • @victorfigueroa9385
    @victorfigueroa9385 Před 3 lety +415

    “Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?”
    *_The baby fucking dies_*

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Před 5 měsíci +33

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 Před 4 lety +4429

    “You will address all the teachers by the n-word.”
    Finally.

  • @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz
    @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz Před 4 lety +8659

    "Imagine a world with no theft or murder. That would drive me mad."
    - John Lennon's first draft of "Imagine"

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 Před 4 lety +88

      John Lennon is Ben Sharpo illuminati confirmed

    • @creativecoyote8628
      @creativecoyote8628 Před 4 lety +10

      Classic Movie Man 1997
      mad not crazy

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 Před 4 lety +5

      More than raising kids, just being awesome in whatever brings u real joy, and loving people and not being an asshat all the time
      Whatever ur dna tells u, in a responsible manner
      This has been my tedtalk

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl Před 4 lety +6

      DISGOSTING

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 Před 3 lety +9

      @Zinkeron
      No need for greed or hunger
      Would make me feel so sad

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy Před 3 lety +4293

    These Prageru YTPs are gold because Dennis really does say some wild shit so they really don’t have to create fake words by combining two words together to make it sound like a curse lol.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 Před 2 lety +18

      What

    • @judehutchinson8355
      @judehutchinson8355 Před 2 lety +212

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 a common practice for youtube poops is sentence mixing. You take two or more words or sounds from phrases and create new words and phrases.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv Před 2 lety +237

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 they mean that the guy really says things like "unjust suffering" and "human feces", removing a lot of a YTP artists workload

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 Před 2 lety +77

      Didn't they defend the confederacy and slavery?

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 Před 2 lety +2

      Wut

  • @Katastrophe2007
    @Katastrophe2007 Před 3 lety +1343

    PragerU: *we are educated individuals*
    Also PragerU: *gets triggered over a literal plastic potato*

  • @frequentflyer8592
    @frequentflyer8592 Před 4 lety +5710

    I freaking LOST IT at "that god made a world full of liberals"

  • @ethanthompson1097
    @ethanthompson1097 Před 5 lety +4982

    You will address all teachers by the n word

    • @loobly
      @loobly Před 5 lety +224

      @Zakareya Alatoli an unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 Před 5 lety +141

      Just Another Idiot
      The school’s clubs will be based on nazism

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII Před 5 lety +105

      Narcissism

    • @that1sefguy
      @that1sefguy Před 5 lety +53

      You will address all teachers by the n-word:
      Narcissism

    • @computeronfire
      @computeronfire Před 5 lety +52

      ....For reasons we do not fully understand

  • @LaGamerLia666_old
    @LaGamerLia666_old Před 9 měsíci +308

    The idea of dennis prager being openly and explicitly racist is just so funny to me because he's cutting the middle man, aka the presenters

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 Před 9 měsíci +34

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like that irl. He looks inhuman.

    • @HorcraesLuwarin
      @HorcraesLuwarin Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@eko9554I think that he came from the same lab that made piers morgan.

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 Před měsícem

      He is nor racist

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 Před měsícem +1

      @@tomassmith1519 me when i lie

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 Před měsícem

      @@ryangallagher9723 me when I repeat like a parrot whatever I read on twiter this morning:

  • @noahidontknow
    @noahidontknow Před 3 lety +325

    0:24 this is unironically the funniest yet the smoothest sentence mixing ive ever heard

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Před 5 měsíci +13

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @SiIhou
      @SiIhou Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@FH4Player6397I mean, socialism is based on toilet paper!

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair Před 5 lety +2764

    "I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
    so basically nothing changes

  • @modman287
    @modman287 Před 5 lety +4167

    This ytp is amazing for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 5 lety +105

      Nah, it has *MUCH BETTER MUSIC*

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 Před 5 lety +1

      IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marios1861
      @marios1861 Před 5 lety +44

      @Bob Bobbertson in your opinion, don't go around using actually to enforce your bullshit belief bitch...

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Před 5 lety +28

      @Bob Bobbertson butthurt conservative detected

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 Před 4 lety +18

      @Bob Bobbertson republicunt incel

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 Před 3 lety +719

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say no."
    Guys this is brilliant advice trust me, just tell a cop "no" and instead of putting you in jail they'll leave you alone.
    No, please ignore the countless bullet wounds in my chest and head, that's not the point

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 Před 3 lety +63

      Don't worry, they're just warning shots

    • @charlesg7707
      @charlesg7707 Před 2 lety +27

      Cop: understandable, have a great day

    • @nelsonr12
      @nelsonr12 Před 2 lety +23

      Cops can't arrest you without consent

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 Před 2 lety

      Careful, many of the left-wing, terminally online zoomer idiots may be too gullible to understand your sarcasm.

    • @kraktjoetv
      @kraktjoetv Před 6 měsíci +2

      actually, that is the point. the hollow point.

  • @averagesocialist
    @averagesocialist Před 9 měsíci +91

    Least Non-sensical video from Prager U

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs Před 5 lety +14592

    never thought i would laugh at someone saying "the baby f**king dies" but here we are

    • @hexacore3005
      @hexacore3005 Před 5 lety +360

      It's like a few seconds into the video and it already broke me multiple times. xD

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 5 lety +82

      @@christianmartin82804 it's one thing to quote a ytp, but another weird thing to quote the comment you're replying to

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 Před 5 lety +7

      @@SmashLiXs why do you want to start a fight

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs Před 5 lety +13

      @@christianmartin82804 are you asking?

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 Před 5 lety +1

      @@SmashLiXs asking what are you starting a fight yes you are

  • @JoeMama-nr9zi
    @JoeMama-nr9zi Před 4 lety +3531

    Me during an exam: Okay, I got this, just concentrate
    My Brain: - ᴜʀɪɴᴇ and ғᴇᴄᴇs

  • @Sam_Wich
    @Sam_Wich Před 6 měsíci +63

    "Imagine for
    a moment a world in which there was no
    murder or theft"
    "This would drive me mad"

  • @lordchiopet1630
    @lordchiopet1630 Před 6 měsíci +62

    This is about as coherent and 10,000 times more entertaining than anything they've ever put out

  • @DM_Datura
    @DM_Datura Před 5 lety +7276

    "Imagine a group of activists so powerful they can beam their propaganda right into your ass."
    -Ben Shapiro The Super Genius

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 Před 5 lety +204

      Bean Shapiro

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Před 5 lety +132

      They want you to think like they think

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith Před 5 lety +119

      Left wing ass-beaming machine: *DESTROYED*

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 Před 5 lety +168

      And unless you're aware of what they think, chances are, you think they think that they think like you think.

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 Před 4 lety +75

      DeltaDragonoid225
      It was the height of the Cold War, and the Vietnam War was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @gavinlane7459
    @gavinlane7459 Před 5 lety +5362

    "The God you believe in is cruel. That God made a world full of liberals."
    -Dennis Prager, 2019

    • @puffy7341
      @puffy7341 Před 5 lety +100

      God is already cruel become a satanist today

    • @gavinlane7459
      @gavinlane7459 Před 5 lety +253

      @@puffy7341 bro you just posted cringe

    • @aultrex9077
      @aultrex9077 Před 5 lety +138

      "That god made a world filled with urine and feces."

    • @mashimero
      @mashimero Před 5 lety +90

      "That god is a black lesbian toilet!"

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +6

      WUSS ETTE why worship God’s evil henchman?

  • @Froggycolouring
    @Froggycolouring Před 5 měsíci +44

    Dennis: “No obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school’s property”
    Also Dennis: “ *The baby fucking dies* “

  • @JBean-yg7oy
    @JBean-yg7oy Před 3 lety +140

    "if you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed"
    Denis Prager is going to open hope's peak

    • @superd8826
      @superd8826 Před rokem +4

      Knowing the danganronpa series, yeah

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 Před 6 měsíci +5

      WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?!

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow Před 3 dny

      dennis enoshima*

  • @ProductionsRedone
    @ProductionsRedone Před 5 lety +2110

    "God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet."
    I KNEW IT! I'M SETTING UP A CHURCH!!!

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 Před 5 lety +47

      Nooo he said “THAT” god is a black lesbian toilet. You’d actually be starting a cult instead of a church.

    • @delphi4213
      @delphi4213 Před 5 lety +69

      @@estheay3611
      What's the difference

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 Před 4 lety +70

      @@delphi4213 for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 Před 4 lety +27

      Delphi the difference is -Churches serve fried chicken.-
      Okay I’ll stop

    • @chipsinsideajar1372
      @chipsinsideajar1372 Před 4 lety +3

      @@estheay3611 nonono, keep talking...

  • @GlobalsoftPirka
    @GlobalsoftPirka Před 3 lety +5719

    “Black lesbian toilet” gets me every time for some reason.

  • @highsoldier420
    @highsoldier420 Před 3 lety +131

    “I’m moving the school system away from academics and to focus on unjust suffering”
    So...nothing changes?

  • @TodosLocosOfficial
    @TodosLocosOfficial Před rokem +152

    Genuinely more coherent than actual PragerU videos

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Před 5 měsíci +9

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan4636 Před 5 lety +1797

    "This school will have failed if any of you graduate"
    I felt that

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 Před 5 lety +15

      Yeah man...

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 Před 5 lety +62

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 Před 5 lety +9

      One of the major in my uni, the one that I'm studying. Has only 5 graduates per year despite more than 1000 people enrolled.

    • @danieljuno810
      @danieljuno810 Před 5 lety +12

      Unconscious FOR REASONS WE DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 Před 6 měsíci +1

      "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?"

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 Před 4 lety +7506

    “I’m Ben Shapiro, *super genius*. “This is literally something I could imagine him saying.

    • @phoogles189
      @phoogles189 Před 4 lety +464

      Ethan Pan Olive Garden worker: “do you want unlimited breadsticks”
      Benjamin Shapiro: “that’s literally impossible”

    • @Speedpunk650
      @Speedpunk650 Před 4 lety +50

      I actually understood the "you think" part. He basically was saying You assume others think like you until you question it

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah but he actually is

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 Před 4 lety +81

      Bencil sharpinero

    • @fresherturtle1154
      @fresherturtle1154 Před 4 lety +10

      I laughed at that part for too long

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 Před 2 lety +96

    Makes just as much sense as a regular pragerU video tbh

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 Před 11 měsíci +68

    2:12 is so goddamn funny. I can 100% picture Prager saying it, too.

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 Před 3 lety +3825

    "The Vietnam war was raging for reason we do not fully understand."
    -Every American History Teacher

  • @Scottisheyebrow
    @Scottisheyebrow Před 5 lety +1971

    This school will have FAILED if any of you graduate.

  • @TheThirty
    @TheThirty Před 2 lety +48

    0:21
    "Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?"
    "The baby fucking dies."
    no matter how many times i watch this one clip, i cannot help myself from laughing. the sentence mixing is so good LMAO

  • @Sundaeys
    @Sundaeys Před 3 lety +98

    I still find it hilarious that there's like 5 different art styles but it's all made by PragerU.

  • @Amber7H
    @Amber7H Před 3 lety +3920

    "the baby fu-cking dies"
    THAT HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO

  • @Boomer8824
    @Boomer8824 Před 5 lety +1265

    “Capitalism is based on human greed; socialism is based on toilet paper.”

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 Před 5 lety +61

      Venezuela be like.

    • @knutenniopelagalli3817
      @knutenniopelagalli3817 Před 5 lety +15

      Oh so that is the reason why they had so much toilet paper in the soviet union

    • @Ivan_Drago.
      @Ivan_Drago. Před 5 lety +8

      Socialism is based on my penis not getting pusssieeee because in socialism women are men

    • @KlarenceMS
      @KlarenceMS Před 5 lety +8

      Fascism is based on God

    • @El-wq8jk
      @El-wq8jk Před 5 lety +35

      Anarchism is based on fortnite battle royal

  • @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15
    @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15 Před 2 měsíci +6

    This is honestly one of the funniest ytps I've ever watched

  • @jellybeatdown
    @jellybeatdown Před 3 lety +59

    Jesus christ the bit where he talks about what kind if school Prager u is, it's art. Fucking masterpiece Holy shit

  • @supergamer5121
    @supergamer5121 Před 5 lety +3380

    So why doesn’t communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism; reason # 1, they have better music.
    *Soviet Anthem blares*
    Perfection

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe Před 4 lety +2862

    "Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based on toilet paper."
    - The COVID-19 Pandemic, March 2020

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken Před 4 lety +4

      Its actually based on the situation in Venezuela. Not everything is related to the recent situation, just bc its your frame of reference.

    • @fgdhgfghgj732
      @fgdhgfghgj732 Před 4 lety +17

      TheBaioken are you stupid?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken Před 4 lety +3

      @@Ry_TSG a very obvious, unoriginal one though.

    • @craze4019
      @craze4019 Před 4 lety +20

      TheBaioken Ok. And?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken Před 4 lety +3

      @@craze4019 Ok. And?

  • @ollie7486
    @ollie7486 Před 8 měsíci +18

    “You think they think that they think like you think” is the most convoluted way to say a sentence that still makes sense

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Před rokem +36

    1:48 So, that's The Daily Wire+ in a nutshell.

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 Před 4 lety +7429

    "That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals"
    That sounds exactly like something PragerU would say

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Před 4 lety +254

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun don’t forget urine and feces.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 Před 4 lety +24

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun urine and feces too🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️lol

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Před 4 lety +182

      For reasons we fully understand

    • @the10thfloor37
      @the10thfloor37 Před 4 lety +106

      😂😂😂😂
      “Reason #1 - They have much better music.”

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 Před 4 lety +53

      @@the10thfloor37 I mean he's not wrong.

  • @asnekboi7232
    @asnekboi7232 Před 5 lety +30220

    You could have at least edited it

    • @ammarsiddiqui3586
      @ammarsiddiqui3586 Před 5 lety +986

      ikr

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 5 lety +1906

      Are you sure? Because I don't know if PragerU can teach you to differentiation between urine and feces.

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 Před 5 lety +407

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter Would it drive you mad if the world had no murder or theft?

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 Před 5 lety +394

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter So is laissez-faire capitalism. Socialism in reverse.
      Also, I can't tell if you're being legit or doing it for the memes.

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 Před 5 lety +128

      Anthony Mendoza socialism doesn't work it's been tried and failed

  • @WARCRIMES4WAIFUS
    @WARCRIMES4WAIFUS Před 2 lety +53

    Still makes more sense than a normal episode

  • @dayxbobob5078
    @dayxbobob5078 Před 3 lety +28

    "That god made a world filled with 🎉💖urine💖🎉 and 💋💕feces💕💋"

  • @Nabczsz07
    @Nabczsz07 Před 4 lety +2564

    Gf: Don’t get political in front of my parents please
    Me: Ok
    15 minutes later:

    • @Shawn6751
      @Shawn6751 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah that would be a stretch for me.

    • @panfriedsock
      @panfriedsock Před 3 lety +157

      Imagine a group of activists so powerful they could beam their propaganda directly into your ass

    • @ulisesr614
      @ulisesr614 Před 3 lety +5

      - CJ - *waat?!*

    • @greasyham_sandwich3707
      @greasyham_sandwich3707 Před 3 lety +30

      @@ulisesr614 the line was where shapiro was talking... for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @O15Omnicron
      @O15Omnicron Před 3 lety +17

      Tell them that a just God wouldn't make a world filled with liberals, and that they have an unhealthy preoccupation with condom-wearing

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz Před 3 lety +3177

    “I am reorienting this school away from education and towards unjust suffering”
    This implies that some schools aren’t oriented that way already

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 Před 3 lety +49

      Kill la Kill in a nutshell.

    • @xavierd9137
      @xavierd9137 Před 3 lety +36

      Isn’t school already that

    • @CyanWatercress4
      @CyanWatercress4 Před 3 lety +29

      Basically Danganronpa

    • @werewolf4358
      @werewolf4358 Před 3 lety +6

      Duh. That's why they have to fix it.

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan Před 3 lety +16

      Alright, but the way you phrase it implies some, if not most, schools aren't, so by your logic, there is a chance that that school has yet to shift towards an emphasis on unjust suffering, allowing funni prager man to do it himself.

  • @NerdGirl4677
    @NerdGirl4677 Před 7 měsíci +30

    This is Prager U if they were honest about their beliefs.

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA Před 4 měsíci +10

    This is the only PragerU thing I can stomach.

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl Před 3 měsíci +1

      You will adjust all teachers by the n word

  • @captainsnake8515
    @captainsnake8515 Před 3 lety +4824

    “Socialism is based off toilet paper” really hits different during quarantine

    • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
      @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 Před 3 lety +18

      Ikr

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 3 lety +60

      Looks like we're all socialists then

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 Před 3 lety +84

      So your a socialist if you wipe your ass. So that's why trump walks weird. It all makes sense now 😲

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před 3 lety +13

      @@dirtydan693 so..... Aren't we all socialist?

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 Před 3 lety +40

      @@sooryan_1018
      Yes unless you don't wipe your ass but that's just fucking nasty walking around with shit in your crack

  • @lachlan612
    @lachlan612 Před 5 lety +4737

    ok librils
    if global warming is real why did my 3 year old die in the freezer after i left him in there for a week
    check mate

    • @AugustBreak
      @AugustBreak Před 5 lety +335

      Hi there. This is the NASA. Please cease your investigation into global warming or we will redirect a meteor into your home using our space tractor beam.
      Kind regards, James Bridenstine

    • @MarkCuckerberg666
      @MarkCuckerberg666 Před 5 lety +340

      It died for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 Před 5 lety +88

      Easy they obviously died of freezer burn not freezer chill duh.

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 Před 5 lety +128

      Did you vaccinate?

    • @monsoon1303
      @monsoon1303 Před 4 lety +62

      Wrong. It died because it was exposed to the left's ideas

  • @RowdyGT
    @RowdyGT Před 3 lety +389

    “That god is cruel. That god made a world FILLED with liberals.”
    You know he makes a fantastic point... 😂

  • @jermyc7982
    @jermyc7982 Před 3 lety +106

    "Socialism is based" - Dennis Prager 2019

  • @stebeawesome3030
    @stebeawesome3030 Před 5 lety +828

    “Why is this ad is on every CZcams video”
    “For reasons we do not understand”

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th Před 5 lety +42

      "I've blocked and reported these advertisements three hundred times! Why the hell does it keep showing up"
      "For reasons we do not fully understand"

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 Před 5 lety

      XD

    • @vyliad
      @vyliad Před 5 lety +2

      They eventually stopped showing up for me. I guess just keep it reporting and disliking the add?

    • @translucenc3lol482
      @translucenc3lol482 Před 4 lety

      @@Achiles5th Relax. Just watch some extremely left stuff and Prager U will run for the hills.

    • @sonimatic
      @sonimatic Před 4 lety

      Black forest gummies

  • @frandarling8054
    @frandarling8054 Před 3 lety +5028

    I’m Ben Shapiro and my wife can’t get wet, for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 Před 3 lety +132

      She has SAP(sandpaper @$$ p#ssy)🤣🤣

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 Před 3 lety +30

      @@ladycheyne5607 *what*

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 Před 3 lety +97

      @@khemically6124 The opposite of a WAP

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 Před 3 lety +74

      @The White Boy Next Door They can be made in a petri dish, though. Ben seems like the type that pulls his weiner through the pajama hole instead of being fully nude😂😂

    • @Hjernespreng
      @Hjernespreng Před 3 lety +58

      @The White Boy Next Door Ben literally took a paternity test to confirm if the kids were even his 😂😂😂
      And as someone else said, artificial insemination is a thing.

  • @guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391

    "capitalism is based on human greed
    socialism is based"

  • @DieWorm
    @DieWorm Před 2 lety +25

    "If you wanna avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule... When a cop gives you a lawful command, say... 'No.'"
    This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 Před 4 lety +2143

    *“It is my intent that black students will be this school’s property”*

  • @SSJ4Supermanarot
    @SSJ4Supermanarot Před 4 lety +3426

    I love this video,
    For reasons I do not fully understand.

  • @thejoyfuldragon887
    @thejoyfuldragon887 Před 7 měsíci +13

    honestly indistinguishable from a normal pu video.

  • @SKmaric
    @SKmaric Před rokem +17

    coming back to this now that I have a very intimate understanding of the pure evil that is the people featured in the original videos is... odd. but also nice to see them muddled and parodied
    in other words this video is just what they would actually say if they didn't try to be subtle about what they really wanted lmao

  • @cohortConnor
    @cohortConnor Před 3 lety +4073

    This video has convinced me that there needs to be "Cards Against Prager."

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 Před 3 lety +227

      Maybe a PragerU expansion pack to Cards Against Humanity is in order. That would be fun.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 3 lety +235

      @@charliekahn4205 "Pushing a baby underwater" needs to be a card.

    • @yump8179
      @yump8179 Před 3 lety +114

      for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @magicfishhobo381
      @magicfishhobo381 Před 3 lety +113

      "I am reorienting the school away from _______, and towards _______."

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 Před 3 lety +9

      I thought there was something like that

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon Před 4 lety +1794

    “you will address all teachers by THE N WORD”

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 Před 4 lety +27

      Aquamelon!
      Narcissist ... wait, no

    • @gabrielpereira9717
      @gabrielpereira9717 Před 4 lety +19

      this reminds me of boondock's skit of the teacher who said the n word

    • @gtaguy8791
      @gtaguy8791 Před 4 lety +4

      An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight Před 4 lety +4

      Student: "N*gga how much time do we have to complete the exam?"
      Teacher: ...

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 Před 4 lety +2

      Narcissism!

  • @IDK-oh3kb
    @IDK-oh3kb Před 7 měsíci +11

    "A black lesbian toilet" Dennis Prager
    I have so many questions

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love this for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Před 4 lety +2618

    "The Vietnam war was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand."
    thats not ytp, thats just a fact

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 Před 4 lety +273

      Some historians argue it's because communism. Others argue it's because Vietnam kidnapped Ben Shapiro's parents. I'll argue it's for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter Před 4 lety +35

      Something to do with French colonialism or with VP Johnson wanting their land to graze his cows.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter Před 4 lety +26

      @CIA BETA Wing
      You mean "independence" as dictated by the US.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb Před 4 lety +43

      The domino effect was a wrong, stupid theory, and the Vietnam War did absolutely nothing to “stop it”.
      America not only lost the Vietnam War, it got fucking owned. The attempts by conservatives and fanboys of the intellegence agencies and military-industrial complex to spin it any other way are just extremely sad and pathetic.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb Před 4 lety +18

      @CIA BETA Wing If you’re talking about the present day geopolitics, then I agree. Modern day Vietnam has shifted to the State-ish capitalism, similarly to China - and they’re actually moving towards becoming a pretty close US ally in the region (because of anti-China Realpolitik obviously lol). So I agree, you’re right, the US won in that sense.
      But it’s sort of undeniable the escalation of troops in Vietnam was a strategic error. The initial entry was, with the hindsight, also a mistake. It’d have been better to take Ho Chi Minh up on his offer to join the US in an alliance, since it would have essentially left the US in the same place as today. But in the context of the Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations, it makes sense why they would trust working with “Communists” and decide to reject it. (Plus, just imagine how much they’d lose in the next elections if they had!)
      But by 1964-1965, it should have been obvious that it would just be a waste of lives that the US public ultimately wouldn’t tolerate. It was pride, politicking, ignorance, and stubbornness that kept the war going. It’s the problem that politicians often have lol. It always prioritizes the short term (unless it’s on a personal level for them of course. Every politician looks in the mirror and sees a future President). People could know the political effects of staying in would ultimately be much worse for them, but no one wanted to pull the trigger and incur the short term consequences now. After all, the future is years away! It’s sort of the same with climate change today (on a much larger scale, ofc)
      Ironically, staying in Vietnam ended up being seen as LBJ’s biggest failure and cowardice, and or course ultimately is what cost him 1968. If he had withdrawn from Vietnam, and with the rest of his (honestly great) domestic record, he’d almost certainly have been a two term President - and been remembered as one of the best in modern history.
      Also, I just want to apologize if I was too hostile in my earlier comment. I’m sorry if it came off that way, and that was not my intention.

  • @andrewkuder4159
    @andrewkuder4159 Před 4 lety +3492

    “The existence of God only ensures the existence of God”
    “You will address your teachers by the n word”

  • @jasonag619
    @jasonag619 Před 6 měsíci +15

    0:22 this is my favorite part every time I watch it I just laugh

  • @Guitarocker493
    @Guitarocker493 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Most coherent PragerU video.

  • @peacewalking__
    @peacewalking__ Před 4 lety +4724

    J.K Rowling reveals God was a Black Lesbian Toilet this whole time.

    • @notadoll17
      @notadoll17 Před 4 lety +62

      oh god oh fuck

    • @jwabowski5455
      @jwabowski5455 Před 4 lety +8

      Pain but wait I thought she was supposed to be anti this stuff now, isn’t she supposed to be a horrible bigot?

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 4 lety +28

      @@jwabowski5455 the main issue that people have with her is that she just adds it in both without tact or acctually adding it and it being just a bullet point, I'd be like you suddenly changing into a different person but you act the exact same as you did despite you being a completely different person

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit Před 4 lety +4

      As for me I dont care because it doesnt acctually change the story

    • @burgerbryan8883
      @burgerbryan8883 Před 4 lety +1

      this is jiraiya, i will destroy you pain, mark my words

  • @raynova8055
    @raynova8055 Před 4 lety +2944

    “If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed”
    Danganronpa?

  • @windowsmoviemaker2003
    @windowsmoviemaker2003 Před 3 lety +18

    every now and then i come back to watch this video again and it's just as funny each time, it's so good

  • @matthewworden6095
    @matthewworden6095 Před 2 lety +35

    Can we take a minute to acknowledge how much mind-numbing PragerU content the person who made this had to watch to make this masterpiece?

  • @KillerRaspberry
    @KillerRaspberry Před 4 lety +1631

    “It is my intent that black students will be this schools property”

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 Před 4 lety +136

      "If you leave this school without having been murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed."

    • @psychosalad6653
      @psychosalad6653 Před 4 lety +3

      Which video is 3:10 from?

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello Před 4 lety +5

      @@psychosalad6653 czcams.com/video/KeqBbO_jpXk/video.html

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Před 4 lety

      @@TheAlmightyJello people will look up the video if they're interested. This is a meme. Fuck off.

    • @AD-gl2wi
      @AD-gl2wi Před 4 lety +8

      Hecking Bamboozled He was just answering the other person’s question as to what video that part was taken from.

  • @JaeLCR13
    @JaeLCR13 Před 5 lety +2452

    Here is a fact:
    *_Dennis Prager should frighten you_*

  • @TheRealSuperRabbid
    @TheRealSuperRabbid Před 7 měsíci +6

    If PragerU was honest with it's teachings

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 Před 3 lety +14

    “Clubs that transport you, to the wonders and glories of Genocide.”
    I’m wheezing

  • @duckonquac1719
    @duckonquac1719 Před 4 lety +5037

    Let’s be honest, we can’t stop watching this.
    For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @LeftOfBori
      @LeftOfBori Před 4 lety +37

      I've been watching it repeatedly for over a month since I stumbled upon it

    • @LeftOfBori
      @LeftOfBori Před 4 lety +7

      @Sahib and I never will

    • @nadalekene2446
      @nadalekene2446 Před 4 lety +34

      There’s something delightful about watching blatant propaganda get memed up like the ridiculous garbage it is

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 Před 3 lety +2

      For reasons we do not fully understand? How about, because it's funny?

    • @nadalekene2446
      @nadalekene2446 Před 3 lety

      Cameron Mead ugh same i can’t stop

  • @theiceana7237
    @theiceana7237 Před 4 lety +2720

    "Why doesnt communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism? Reason number one. They have much better music." 1:07
    Welp cant deny that one Dennis.

    • @brianray8351
      @brianray8351 Před 4 lety +155

      I can't name any Nazi-era composers working in Germany at all, let alone ones that are any good. Meanwhile, in Russia - Shostakovich. I rest my case, shitlords.

    • @FerousFolly
      @FerousFolly Před 4 lety +45

      @@brianray8351 You make a very compelling argument

    • @deusvult299
      @deusvult299 Před 4 lety +25

      @@brianray8351 Wagner you fucking troglodyte

    • @mightyNosewings
      @mightyNosewings Před 4 lety +70

      @@deusvult299 Wagner fucking sucks.
      Anyway, while Wagner definitely WOULD have been a Nazi, he lived entirely in the 19th century, so he didn't get the chance.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 Před 4 lety +20

      Erika's pretty lit don't bout you fam

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 Před rokem +16

    God, I love that YTPs are still a thing.

  • @elastictowels9659
    @elastictowels9659 Před 3 lety +14

    Craziest part he didnt even have to edit this.

  • @vampiire_bat
    @vampiire_bat Před 4 lety +1621

    "If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved this school will have failed."
    isn't that Danganronpa

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg Před 4 lety +1423

    "Here is a fact; Dennis Prager should frighten you."
    *TERRIFYING MUSIC*

    • @maximussieger1488
      @maximussieger1488 Před 4 lety +27

      I laughed so hard when the red face popped up. But the chinese anthem remix (hardcore) was too much. ChinOOOYYYY

    • @spegnagmaglorious3590
      @spegnagmaglorious3590 Před 4 lety +1

      He already did😂

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix Před 4 lety +2

      +2B or not 2B
      I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes...!

    • @isaacsutka1600
      @isaacsutka1600 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol 666 likes😂

    • @caspian4316
      @caspian4316 Před 4 lety +1

      Your chances of being killed by Dennis Prager are low.
      But not zero.

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda Před 2 lety +9

    Thanks Snark Tank. I needed to watch this again.

  • @RaposaCadela
    @RaposaCadela Před 5 měsíci +5

    i dont even know what prager-u is but this is funny as fuck

    • @heisenburgeronthetoilet
      @heisenburgeronthetoilet Před 5 měsíci +8

      its a political channel. but the only thing they do is hate leftist, trans people, black people , kids, pregnant people who want to abort, etc.

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@heisenburgeronthetoilet"But on the Video where we said racism was okay, we paid a black person to do it!! We can't possibly be racist!"

    • @LocalSlasher
      @LocalSlasher Před 5 měsíci +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PragerU
      This gives a bit more context.

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie Před 5 měsíci

      @@LocalSlasher Based Wikipedia

  • @ZeldaTPS
    @ZeldaTPS Před 5 lety +1619

    “I am reorienting the school away from academics, and toward *unjust suffering.”*
    The American school system, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @Rainofskulz
      @Rainofskulz Před 5 lety +31

      I was about to comment that it sounds like modern education in a nutshell

    • @squirrelgadget3498
      @squirrelgadget3498 Před 5 lety +4

      Zelda The Pirate Sim no, Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 Před 5 lety +25

      No more like "I am reorienting the school away from academics, and towards Shooting Practice"

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 Před 5 lety +17

      American schools? That sounds like every ordinary school everywhere to me.

    • @happydays6777
      @happydays6777 Před 5 lety +1

      @@TheKitek200 Shut up brat lol

  • @linglong3285
    @linglong3285 Před 4 lety +1072

    "You don't have to be religious to be r e l i g i o u s"
    -The PragerU woman

    • @TheMeanMongoose
      @TheMeanMongoose Před 4 lety +44

      The existence of God only ensures theexistenceofgod

    • @Zack-et9wj
      @Zack-et9wj Před 4 lety +7

      Ah Yes The Floor Here Is Made Out Of Floor.
      I used the stone to destroy the stone

    • @zaidkhan6296
      @zaidkhan6296 Před 4 lety +3

      These kinds of people is why I am an atheist

    • @beefyboiyo5945
      @beefyboiyo5945 Před 4 lety

      Its called Atheism

    • @linglong3285
      @linglong3285 Před 4 lety

      @@beefyboiyo5945 it's called a joke

  • @nola-
    @nola- Před měsícem +4

    i haven't laughed this hard in a very long time

    • @___Alina___24
      @___Alina___24 Před měsícem +1

      check out obama eats a poptart ytp 🤣 one of my fav yts of all time

  • @sharpshooter33
    @sharpshooter33 Před rokem +18

    The way pragur deserves to be remembered

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 Před 9 měsíci +1

      PragerU is basically what happens if you put random people who aren’t teachers but still let them teach children

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@eko9554Dennis Prager is the kind of person that would drive with a white van with "free candy" written on it, attract kids inside and then give them a 10 Minute Monologe on how trans people destroy all western countries just by existing