10 Cheap Cars That Make You Look Like A Baller

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
  • This week James and Thomas answer the much-requested question: What cheap cars are the most luxurious, and which of them project the most affluence? This strange pursuit of looking rich actually resulted in a very fun search for used luxury cars, and we think we found a good little collection. What are they? Watch to find out. Safely filmed at home and in isolation.
    SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE THROTTLE HOUSE
    / @throttlehouse
    Instagram!
    / thethrottlehouse
    S Class and 7 Series footage kindly provided by PRN Test Drive / perpetualradio
    LS430 owned by doubleclutch.ca
    986 Footage kindly provided by Hello Road / Ethan Tufts • Don’t Tell Anyone The ...
    Flying Spur footage kindly provided by Hubbard Auto Center • 2006 Bentley Continent...
    Range Rover footage kindly provided by High Peak Autos • I Bought a SUPERCHARGE...
    Maserati Quattroporte footage kindly provided by HSG Automotive • Watch my updated 2023 ...
    Facebook!
    / thomashollandproductions
    Music from Epidemicsound.com
    #Stayhome #Staysafe #Top10
  • Auta a dopravní prostředky

Komentáře • 1,9K

  • @ThrottleHouse
    @ThrottleHouse  Před 4 lety +575

    You asked, we answered. And okay we got a bit silly with this one, but its a silly pursuit and we had a surprising amount of fun making it. This one's just for a laugh and it is by no means an actual buying guide. Let us know what else you'd like to see us tackle and make sure to follow us on instagram @thethrottlehouse to see whats coming up and how we're managing our isolation.

    • @menafam8835
      @menafam8835 Před 4 lety +11

      you should make a video of best first cars

    • @jamesengelsman9369
      @jamesengelsman9369 Před 4 lety +3

      @Rubedo Alaberti The Phaeton will be featuring in a list soon

    • @cosme271988
      @cosme271988 Před 4 lety +1

      Ghibli instead of quattroporte, modern looking

    • @riazzx
      @riazzx Před 4 lety +2

      well actually the ls430 is the best mention

    • @stbang51
      @stbang51 Před 4 lety +1

      You guys should do top 10 cars that youd buy for under 100000

  • @bioblockdave
    @bioblockdave Před 4 lety +4312

    PSA: Don’t go broke tryna look rich

    • @drinkpimptea
      @drinkpimptea Před 4 lety +55

      Lowkeys G wagen and 911 would work )

    • @unfairsanic5089
      @unfairsanic5089 Před 4 lety +158

      Get a used lexus

    • @2010ngojo
      @2010ngojo Před 4 lety +44

      Fake it until you make it. Or have Dimitri coming after you.

    • @CarsMeetsBikes
      @CarsMeetsBikes Před 4 lety +59

      @@unfairsanic5089 seriously, some of the cars on this list are guaranteed to total your car 3 times over if something fails. Bentley, Quattroporte, Range Rover, Rolls Royce, S class, 7 Series
      I would stick with the G Wagen, Boxster, and Lexus, they're the most reliable. I've heard the Jag is average in terms of reliability

    • @JuanGarcia-zq5tp
      @JuanGarcia-zq5tp Před 4 lety +35

      People think the car they drives fouls others, but when BMWs, Lexus, etc sell almost as much as Toyotas and Fords they aren't really that special anymore. Also they are only fouling themselves as the badge on your car will not add any commas to your bank balance. Regarding your "don't go broke tryna look rich", so true you know how many Mercedes with broken airmatic suspension I've seen driving down the road. Even if you can afford to buy a used luxury car, the maintenance and repairs are the same whether new or used, so good luck with repairs on your used Maserati if that gearbox or engine goes boom.

  • @autotea
    @autotea Před 4 lety +1213

    “10 ways to look like a baller while waiting for a tow truck”

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 Před 4 lety +1251

    Just remember, the only thing more expensive than a new Jag is a used Jag.

    • @ameermehmood276
      @ameermehmood276 Před 3 lety +5

      Haha

    • @p_enta5012
      @p_enta5012 Před 3 lety +29

      It’s a jaaaaaaaaaaag

    • @chickenmuffin
      @chickenmuffin Před 3 lety

      Right Wing Safety Squad lmao true

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 Před 3 lety +1

      LOL

    • @vaggelis4501
      @vaggelis4501 Před 3 lety +5

      My father has a jaguar and guess what. No problems. because he do the service at the time and not to the neighborhood garage but to the jaguar. If you don't do the service to jaguar and you make service without to know what the jaguar need's its a normal to have a problems.

  • @hotsky83
    @hotsky83 Před 4 lety +592

    James: it's a Jaggg
    Thomas: it's a Jaggggg
    Scotty Kilmer: its a money pit!!!

    • @gregoryfreeman9073
      @gregoryfreeman9073 Před 4 lety +23

      Scotty would be pulling his hair out watching this. Well what little he has left anyways.

    • @stephenl9825
      @stephenl9825 Před 4 lety +41

      10 Cheap Cars That Make You Look Like a Genius:
      1. 1994 Toyota Celica
      2. 1994 Toyota Celica
      3. 1994 Toyota Celica
      4. 1994 Toyota Celica
      5. 1994 Toyota Celica
      6. 1994 Toyota Celica
      7. 1994 Toyota Celica
      8. 1994 Toyota Celica
      9. 1994 Toyota Celica
      10. 1994 Toyota Celica

    • @Galaxtacy
      @Galaxtacy Před 3 lety +1

      Ha

    • @rigorousrangel6394
      @rigorousrangel6394 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stephenl9825 uuuugggfffhhh! A Celica?? GTFO!

    • @__-um4ep
      @__-um4ep Před 3 lety +1

      Don't quote me on this but Scott said jaguars were just straight garbage

  • @menafam8835
    @menafam8835 Před 4 lety +1927

    Ten cheap cars that need more money pumped in them. lol

    • @RossMKF1
      @RossMKF1 Před 4 lety +62

      Mena Fam yea lol all these cars except the Lexus which even then with how old they are will prob cost an arm and a leg

    • @denoreed9514
      @denoreed9514 Před 4 lety +86

      I would feel comfortable purchasing the LS430. The rest of the cars, I don't know..... 😬

    • @ristekostadinov2820
      @ristekostadinov2820 Před 4 lety +17

      55amg's (c/cl/sl/slk/s/e) are fine if you can diy the suspension

    • @rickhunter6479
      @rickhunter6479 Před 4 lety +8

      Lexus Lame

    • @josava
      @josava Před 4 lety +17

      Except that Lexus

  • @k-mansports4723
    @k-mansports4723 Před 4 lety +766

    "Top 10 cheap cars that make you look rich, but will cost at least double that price, once you try to maintain them, meaning you have to be actually rich or will end up poor af"

    • @hanswurst6742
      @hanswurst6742 Před 4 lety +16

      If you do your Homework om what to expect, thats No issue

    • @ryze6318
      @ryze6318 Před 4 lety +28

      Hans Wurst well if you done your homework then you wouldn’t purchase one in the first place knowing what the repair and maintenance would cost..

    • @artiomtrankovsky7849
      @artiomtrankovsky7849 Před 4 lety +10

      If you are smart about automotive maintenance and know a thing or two about it just do your preventative maintenece on time and you will have 0 issues.

    • @smwsmwsmw
      @smwsmwsmw Před 4 lety +5

      @@hanswurst6742 Doesn't matter if you know what to expect, still going to be expensive to fix and maintain

    • @jax1079
      @jax1079 Před 4 lety +6

      This is true. A lot of people buy ridiculously unreliable cars in the name of looking cool (2002 Mercedes S430 anyone?), but the maintenance is murder. People say "fix it yourself," but oftentimes the required repair either necessitates expensive parts or is ridiculously labor intensive (early Audi S4).

  • @saratc660
    @saratc660 Před 3 lety +343

    I rented the 2005 G500 on Turo, the same one Hoovies Garage rented. You get an insane amount of looks when driving around, it’s so cool

    • @iankohen1876
      @iankohen1876 Před 3 lety +17

      It won’t let me rent on turo but I have a clean driving record and I’m 25 lmao

    • @scottlauren3145
      @scottlauren3145 Před 3 lety +24

      @@iankohen1876 maybe it's for the best

    • @BKMaster6
      @BKMaster6 Před 3 lety +5

      kdfjbv dc it did the exact same for me since at the time I was only 23 but now I went to Dubai and rented out a G63 2016 it was wonderful

    • @thegreatafrican3367
      @thegreatafrican3367 Před 3 lety

      @@BKMaster6 how much did it cost

    • @BKMaster6
      @BKMaster6 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thegreatafrican3367 it cost my 1,150 dirhams - $250 usd

  • @DaGoook
    @DaGoook Před 4 lety +37

    I love me some Doug Demuro, Savageese and the Straight Pipes BUT these two clowns still are a cut above for some reason. Simply adore this duo. More please!

  • @franciscomatheusalvesfonse1262

    "It's a Jaaaaaaaaaag" - Jeremy Clarkson, probably.

  • @morgandrives
    @morgandrives Před 4 lety +1457

    How about “10 Sports Cars under $10,000 US that are actually reliable” list! 🙏

    • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
      @rightwingsafetysquad9872 Před 4 lety +74

      10 is a stretch. AFAIK the only 2 you'll see there are Miata and Mustang. Maybe FRS/BRZ in a few years.

    • @cristianchavira8591
      @cristianchavira8591 Před 4 lety +72

      @@rightwingsafetysquad9872 g35, g37, 350z, 370z, genesis coupe, acura TL type s, Lexus Is350, Bmw 335i, bmw 545i(Maybe not that reliable),

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 Před 4 lety +102

      Prepare for a list of japanese cars

    • @NicWir
      @NicWir Před 4 lety +52

      Miata
      Is
      Always
      The
      Answer

    • @JokerisWild4
      @JokerisWild4 Před 4 lety +23

      @@cristianchavira8591 Infiniti isn't reliable long term, nothing but electrical problems. G35 and G37 are unreliable shit boxes as they age. Same with BMW, you'll go broke owning one after the 2000's.

  • @jahrilong
    @jahrilong Před 4 lety +32

    Throttle House:Slaps roof. "You're gonna look so good stranded on the side of the road"

  • @ZediBaptista
    @ZediBaptista Před 3 lety +42

    To be honest, if you have a Range rover and can maintain it, you really are a baller for real

  • @jsggill
    @jsggill Před 4 lety +408

    The only vehicle I would consider out of this list is the Lexus LS. It's the only one that will cost less to maintain than the price you paid.

    • @eelamzbabyboi
      @eelamzbabyboi Před 3 lety +15

      exactly my thought at the end of this video

    • @AnontheGOAT
      @AnontheGOAT Před 3 lety +2

      Yup same

    • @bolshoibobik
      @bolshoibobik Před 3 lety +5

      This is the only car that doesn't belong on that list... That low price ad was probably a typo 🤣
      Those things are extremely hard to find and only appreciate in value.

    • @gto4609
      @gto4609 Před 3 lety +5

      Won’t really make you look rich tho

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 Před 3 lety +1

      The jag still looks cooler to

  • @letsgobrandon416
    @letsgobrandon416 Před 4 lety +785

    Translated to American: 10 old cars that will make you broke.

    • @teerapote
      @teerapote Před 3 lety +9

      According to Scotty Kilmer it is true.

    • @seren1ty755
      @seren1ty755 Před 3 lety +3

      @SPQR - just do it yourself it's not hard. Lol.

    • @favourifunanya6108
      @favourifunanya6108 Před 3 lety +6

      After watching this video I went straight with $98,000 and bought the Porsche 718 Spyder

    • @marcelomarchi3578
      @marcelomarchi3578 Před 3 lety +1

      @@favourifunanya6108 😋, nice taste... I hear it has high maintenance efficiency. It's so fast and the horsepower is good for the price, aiit.

    • @cynthiamorgan6513
      @cynthiamorgan6513 Před 3 lety

      @@favourifunanya6108 huh, funny enough I got the same model for $75,000-ish, alright!

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 Před 4 lety +86

    Me watching this:
    - Yeah..I'm gonna get either a Benz S class or a Jag!
    With one sock halfway off my foot, half asleep at 3am and waiting for my $10.00 refund from Amazon.

  • @Nauaudis4
    @Nauaudis4 Před 4 lety +117

    There's a reason why they're so cheap. Un-rich people cant afford to keep them running, and they're too old for rich people to keep them.

  • @JokerisWild4
    @JokerisWild4 Před 4 lety +111

    There is an old Italian proverb "That which is cheap soon becomes expensive" and it couldn't be more relevant for these automotive basket cases.
    Just ask Hoovie's Garage 😅

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc Před 4 lety +345

    Hoovie would buy all of these except the Lexus, since it doesn't break down.

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +8

      The Lexus will break down just like the rest.

    • @LilRick96
      @LilRick96 Před 4 lety +43

      @@boss4330 If you don't change the oil sure

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +9

      @@LilRick96 There are very small differences in reliability between car brands. The bigger differences are in the driving experience which should be the only deciding factor when buying a car for anybody with a pulse.

    • @langeegey
      @langeegey Před 4 lety +40

      @@boss4330 🚨🚨🚨 idiot alert

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +3

      @@langeegey Thanks for alerting us of your presence.

  • @miltonproductions3050
    @miltonproductions3050 Před 3 lety +1

    I have that jag bought it for 30 used one owner super reliable... Nothing broke yet just regular maintenance for 7yrs. Great car to have.

  • @carlosleon8868
    @carlosleon8868 Před 3 lety +6

    I knew things were going bad when I heard RaNgE RoVeR 😂😂😂 7:47

  • @zakywave
    @zakywave Před 4 lety +74

    You'll be paying rent money in maintenance for most of these cars every month lol

  • @JS-hw8ve
    @JS-hw8ve Před 4 lety +5

    Even shut down by shelter in place, you guys are the best damn car culture and review show Canada has to offer.
    Cheers.

    • @callumhayes9733
      @callumhayes9733 Před 4 lety

      Just found this channel. Do you think they're better than The Straight Pipes?

  • @deyanrs1
    @deyanrs1 Před 4 lety +11

    you know what i thought.... those guys come as close as i’ve seen to my favorite car show Top Gear (Grand Tour) 😁, and i love it 😁 Keep doing the great job of combining car reviews with great humor 👍

  • @PRNTestDrive
    @PRNTestDrive Před 4 lety +147

    Out of those three cars I had the pleasure to feature, the Mercedes-Benz S 55 AMG was my favourite. Sure, you could go for the uber-reliable Lexus, or the James Bond E38 7 Series, but there was something seriously special about a luxury missile that was fast as hell, and smooth like butter. Stay safe and stay healthy everyone!

    • @jamesengelsman9369
      @jamesengelsman9369 Před 4 lety +5

      Thanks again, Nile!

    • @rickhunter6479
      @rickhunter6479 Před 4 lety +4

      Lexus Lame any of the other ones yes

    • @PRNTestDrive
      @PRNTestDrive Před 4 lety +2

      Gives me a list of other classic cars I need to feature now!

    • @oneof6billionpeople
      @oneof6billionpeople Před 4 lety +1

      I agree and that’s why I have an E55 AMG. The Lexus IS probably the best choice for people who sincerely have the goal of having something nice but won’t bankrupt them. I recently acquired a 1983 Porsche 944 also. I bought it for $3500 mostly restored and hopefully limited issues. Big hope, I know...

    • @rickhunter6479
      @rickhunter6479 Před 4 lety +1

      Lexus and Toyota to me means you gave up on life
      life's too short to be in comi ugly ass crappy car
      I like to style and profile Wooooo

  • @Deacon-ml4ic
    @Deacon-ml4ic Před 4 lety +149

    In the words of Scotty Kilmer "endless money pits " except the Lexus

    • @santeriairaksinen398
      @santeriairaksinen398 Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah, just get a 1994 Toyota Celica😉

    • @paulmaartin
      @paulmaartin Před 4 lety +8

      He said that the ls430 was a money pit

    • @legalizebuckets594
      @legalizebuckets594 Před 4 lety +3

      @@paulmaartin If you get the V8 i engine yes because it is an interference engine if you don't change the timing chain often than most other cars. The more recent LS cars have a V6 option which is still a good buy even though they have turbos but its a big engine so the engine isn't going to wear out as much

    • @KnightIndustries572
      @KnightIndustries572 Před 4 lety +1

      @@paulmaartin He said they get expensive as they age, but when mileage is really high. Yes, a 300,000 mile/500,000 km LS may need some expensive repairs.

    • @a041705
      @a041705 Před 4 lety +2

      @James St Patrick how does an under 10k miles car breaks you? Isn't there a warranty? 350 Benz engines were the worst ones. 550 from 2008 are very good

  • @TheFrasseF
    @TheFrasseF Před 4 lety

    Love it! I think I've never been this much entertained by a car review. You guys are gems!

  • @cecilotto504
    @cecilotto504 Před 4 lety +34

    All those vehicles are money pits 🤦🏾‍♂️ except the Lexus

  • @jrfish007
    @jrfish007 Před 4 lety +93

    When James says baller, for some reason it sounds like Ebola to me. “If you buy this car you, you will look Ebola...”

    • @charles-antoinecools8815
      @charles-antoinecools8815 Před 4 lety +2

      I can't help but hear anything other than that now, I hate you 😂

    • @l.k5244
      @l.k5244 Před 4 lety +1

      Disappointed that they didn't add to the list of words he can't say with his accent lol

    • @ApothecaryTerry
      @ApothecaryTerry Před 4 lety +1

      With the old 7 series it's probably not entirely innaccurate- you're definitely going to catch something from the previous owner in most cases.

    • @trentdawg2832
      @trentdawg2832 Před 4 lety

      Lol that's exactly what I thought I heard at first too....lol

  • @mememegatron7005
    @mememegatron7005 Před 4 lety +55

    "Pull paul in pool" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheMaklaLife
    @TheMaklaLife Před 4 lety

    So perfectly editted and produced as always! Amazing watching haha thanks

  • @319studiosllc
    @319studiosllc Před 4 lety +1

    I enjoyed the humor and info mixed into one video. Great delivery! I subbed :)

  • @Ipson83CH
    @Ipson83CH Před 4 lety +45

    Tyler hoovies Garage, literally

  • @davethedestroyerurmum706
    @davethedestroyerurmum706 Před 4 lety +63

    The Bentley is the top one for me

    • @JG-ef2cn
      @JG-ef2cn Před 4 lety +7

      Agreed, it's the Only one on that list that looks nice outside and inside.

    • @benjaminsmith2287
      @benjaminsmith2287 Před 4 lety +1

      @@JG-ef2cn I thought the Jag looked good as well. But the Bentley looks wow!

    • @Smearrrrrrgle
      @Smearrrrrrgle Před 4 lety +1

      Its The Default YT Lexus held up well honestly

    • @Obloms
      @Obloms Před 4 lety +1

      The Bentley and the G-Wagon.

    • @kkkiddy
      @kkkiddy Před 4 lety +1

      Yea it’s baller and the Quattroporte

  • @zguy95135
    @zguy95135 Před 3 lety +2

    The 986 is such a good deal for an enthusiast, especially a pre 2003 model (early models only have two catalytic converters). It's one of the last analog sports cars. No throttle by wire, no traction control. Just a fantastic chassis and fun engine in a car that you can cruise at 100mph with the top down and have a conversation (its shockingly quiet) and go carve corners with ease. It's also super easy to work on and a very simple car, all the components are easily accessible despite the mid engine layout. Change your IMS when you change the clutch and you're good.

  • @tommidd
    @tommidd Před 4 lety

    Great job guys. Hysterically funny and informative. Both of you have excellent comic timing and delivery. Kudos

  • @leroyzwane2097
    @leroyzwane2097 Před 4 lety +247

    All these cars except the lexus are horrible endless money pits

    • @ApothecaryTerry
      @ApothecaryTerry Před 4 lety +28

      Yup. Apparently the Bentley is pretty reliable, but the annual service costs more than some of the cars on the list, as does the fuel.
      Admittedly a realistic list would be a little dull: Lexus, Lexus, Hyundai Genesis, Lexus, Lexus, Infiniti, Lexus, some obscure JDM Toyota, Lexus, etc. Perhaps some American cars, but I'm British so I have no idea how much they cost to buy or run...Ford is basically the only US brand that sells here and, as great as the Fiesta is, it would be just a tiny bit out of place in this list...just a tiny bit.

    • @rickhunter6479
      @rickhunter6479 Před 4 lety +4

      Lexus Lame

    • @paveantelic7876
      @paveantelic7876 Před 4 lety +12

      except lexus dont make you look baller

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +8

      The Lexus is not an exception in that regard. It breaks down like any other car.

    • @rickhunter6479
      @rickhunter6479 Před 4 lety +12

      Lexus and Toyota are like every other car they do break down go to any shop you'll see them there I have three in my backyard right now two of them are not savable $$$. they will end up in the junkyard. They're disposable cars no pride I don't see that with other brands

  • @zin3242
    @zin3242 Před 4 lety +274

    The point is to be a baller, not to look like one.

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +30

      Obviously this video is not for you, big baller.

    • @icey5515
      @icey5515 Před 4 lety +18

      Why are you here if you don't want to LOOK like a baller?

    • @Vincent98987
      @Vincent98987 Před 4 lety +1

      @@icey5515"Good," "point."

    • @stielimusterman3066
      @stielimusterman3066 Před 4 lety +2

      Zin With these cars you‘re still poor, but you‘re getting robbed like wealthy people XD

    • @Sartheris
      @Sartheris Před 4 lety +4

      The point of being a baller is to actually look like one. You are doing it for the image. Not for yourself

  • @bruno937
    @bruno937 Před 4 lety +1

    '11 and up Jaguar XJL Supercharged, pure class, 4.4 second to 60 470 hp V8, great handling and stunning in caviar/wheat. Yes, it's reliable. Bought it in Florida in'17, did nothing other than basic maintenance, zero complaints. Now I am enjoying the hell out of it in Antalya/Turkey. Yes Jags can be problematic but "only" the XJs 95-98, 01-09, 11 and up V8 models are bulletproof especially SC engines with beefed up internals. Rest of the Jags I wouldn't touch with a 10' pole.

  • @RANDsreviews
    @RANDsreviews Před 4 lety +1

    Keep up these awesome videos! They’re really, super really, super Duper really fun and entertaining to watch! James, you are hilarious! By the way, you too Thomas. 😁Stay Safe

  • @LilRick96
    @LilRick96 Před 4 lety +4

    LS430 💪🏾🔥 I own a 2006 UL. Probably the best, well rounded luxury sedan ever made. Keeping it forever.

    • @theodoreyoung8777
      @theodoreyoung8777 Před 4 lety +2

      Lilrick96 Me too 😎

    • @theodoreyoung8777
      @theodoreyoung8777 Před 4 lety +2

      Lilrick96 That S class look with great reliability the best big body looking LS ever bro 😎💪🏾💪🏾

  • @Varsityathelete61
    @Varsityathelete61 Před 4 lety +7

    "I pulled Paul in the pool"!!
    Holy Shit! I literally had to stop the video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mackhazelwood
    @mackhazelwood Před 4 lety +1

    Hey guys. I love the videos. You guys are hilarious and the content is top notch. Keep it up!

  • @hauseofraf
    @hauseofraf Před 4 lety +1

    You guys are so funny. Definitely the most entertaining duo. Keep it up!

  • @jayofmay
    @jayofmay Před 4 lety +55

    Y'all should do a stealth wealth list too.. . I think it would be interesting to know what sort of vehicle a wealthy individual can hide in that still has class but in a discreet way.. Know what I mean..? Idk.. Just a thought

    • @10181995hamza
      @10181995hamza Před 4 lety +8

      Jeremy Mukunta like a land cruiser

    • @jayofmay
      @jayofmay Před 4 lety

      @@10181995hamza yes

    • @shantanujchauhan
      @shantanujchauhan Před 4 lety +3

      Excellent Idea! They should totally do it!

    • @voh0001
      @voh0001 Před 4 lety +3

      Great idea! I’m expecting anything, “Ford (insert truck model here) Limited” in that countdown.

    • @faeinthebay
      @faeinthebay Před 4 lety +4

      That would be fun! Maybe an optioned out 5-series? Toyota Avalon? Chevy SS?

  • @benjaminsmith2287
    @benjaminsmith2287 Před 4 lety +45

    When the lockdown is over, you guys should challenge the Straight Pipes to a tennis doubles match. And make a video of it.

    • @toadtoad7840
      @toadtoad7840 Před 4 lety +1

      Benjamin Smith I’m sorry but straight pipes will destroy throttle house

  • @mrkatse
    @mrkatse Před 4 lety

    Awesome video gents!... Love the energy! *Clicking Subscribe*

  • @dauvone.5772
    @dauvone.5772 Před 4 lety

    i like how yall talked about the negatives too. Channels that do these type of videos don't typically do that. I appreciate that.

  • @MyMegaMango
    @MyMegaMango Před 4 lety +20

    10:40 Doug Demuro - “ I’d rather eat a ream of paper.”

    • @HSGAutomotive
      @HSGAutomotive Před 4 lety +5

      I've eaten paper, and my Maser in the vid is a lot more fun

  • @Ldddurtydizzl3
    @Ldddurtydizzl3 Před 3 lety +4

    The Boxtster simply looks TOO CUTE lool I'm sorry !!!

  • @GB-zh3vz
    @GB-zh3vz Před 4 lety +1

    Hey guys! Love your videos, content and humour! Keep it up. Top Gear CANADA.

  • @prestonlhouse
    @prestonlhouse Před 3 lety +1

    The shade you guys throw is priceless!!

  • @nicks9679
    @nicks9679 Před 4 lety +12

    I am honestly so surprised that I saw my car in one of these videos ^.^. I have never seen anyone talk about the Lexus LS 430 before and it really made me feel happy to see them appreciate it so much. I was fortunate enough to inherit mine from 2003 with only 32k miles on it and it now only has 43k. It's an absolute gem, thanks guys for talking about it!

    • @LilRick96
      @LilRick96 Před 4 lety +1

      Love my 2006 Ultra Luxury 🔥

    • @theodoreyoung8777
      @theodoreyoung8777 Před 4 lety +1

      Lilrick96 Me too looks of a S class with a powerful engine and nice speed with great reliability 😎

    • @tomboard1
      @tomboard1 Před 4 lety

      I have a 2004 LS430. Best car I've ever owned. Everything works just like it did it's first day.

  • @xX_bigdawg_Xx
    @xX_bigdawg_Xx Před 3 lety +11

    I can agree, having an LS430 makes me feel like a gangster and a grandma at the same time

  • @brucejones5258
    @brucejones5258 Před 3 lety +1

    you guys are hilarious. Just discovered you and I'm binge watching past my bedtime.

  • @YODA0786
    @YODA0786 Před 4 lety +6

    Love these. When you guys start doing reviews again when this coronavirus thing is over, maybe do a review every Wednesday and a this on some other day

  • @derrickkorraa5996
    @derrickkorraa5996 Před 4 lety +16

    12:44 James sounds like Stewie from family guy lol

  • @ryansrides9714
    @ryansrides9714 Před 4 lety

    Awesome video, thank you very much!! Very interesting video

  • @ziggy3259
    @ziggy3259 Před 3 lety +2

    just day 1 and im bingeing on this channel, the funniest and best car review online.

  • @JohnSmith-qp7rr
    @JohnSmith-qp7rr Před 4 lety +4

    Bentley will require some upkeep, yeah upkeeping the fence around house for all these ladies- literally died here xd

  • @77kenneth
    @77kenneth Před 4 lety +43

    When this quarantine and pandemic is over what is one car you’re looking forward to driving

  • @BrianMartin2007
    @BrianMartin2007 Před 4 lety +1

    Just picked up my 2005 Porsche Cayenne Turbo with Bose, nav, & thermally insulated an tinted glass for $9,200 cash out the door (tax, license and registration). Everything works! It’s my dream SUV.

  • @BrandonClark-StocksPassports

    There is no such thing as "balling on a budget"
    The whole point of ballin is that you DONT have a budget.
    Here comes the middle class trying to act like they are rich again ...haha

    • @erickabundis7952
      @erickabundis7952 Před 4 lety +38

      And yet you're watching this video...

    • @HERODMasta
      @HERODMasta Před 4 lety +15

      Middle Class here. if you live outside of expensive cities and can't afford a house... well, get a cheap flat and start to ball around in a nice car.

    • @marquisethomas5611
      @marquisethomas5611 Před 4 lety +21

      You most certainly can ball on a budget, just stick to the damn budget

    • @MrMan-fx3ow
      @MrMan-fx3ow Před 4 lety +7

      You’re wrong. Rich people get rich making and sticking to their budget.

    • @jerzyfam
      @jerzyfam Před 4 lety

      People like that only visit Miami Memorial weekend. What type of living is that?

  • @derekchisholm972
    @derekchisholm972 Před 4 lety +6

    If you’re going to suffer the downfalls of an E38, get the V12 750iL. There’s already no turning back. Or, you could get a 2006 Audi A8 4.2 for $900 with a collapsed suspension, fix it, and sell for $6000. I’ve seen it happen.

  • @MrMgh76
    @MrMgh76 Před 4 lety +3

    Great list and hilarious video as always 😂. Most car for money or worst depreciation is the Bentley. It's one of the nicer looking ones and still looks modern.

  • @Cappadonna72
    @Cappadonna72 Před 4 lety

    Fun, entertaining vid. Well done fellas.

  • @troy9er
    @troy9er Před 4 lety +1

    Pull Paul in the pool!!!😜😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣you Guys are cracking me up!!! Love your channel!!

  • @streetpreacher7176
    @streetpreacher7176 Před 4 lety +70

    I’ll stay away from the gold diggers with my Honda Civic 😂

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell Před 3 lety +7

      People steal Civics. Nobody steals a Fiesta.

    • @simonalexandercritchley439
      @simonalexandercritchley439 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JoshuaTootell They no Fords break down,especially Fiesta.

    • @Josh_SRT
      @Josh_SRT Před 3 lety

      You got a type r or a si

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell Před 3 lety +3

      170,000 miles (275,000 km) and no break downs yet @@simonalexandercritchley439

  • @alejorottenberg4758
    @alejorottenberg4758 Před 4 lety +3

    These 2 saying "Its a Jaaaaaaagggg" "no, a Jooohhhhggg"... priceless!

  • @gsk5161
    @gsk5161 Před 2 lety

    Love the humor, great fun. 😆😆😆😆

  • @avip9
    @avip9 Před 2 lety

    14:20 those hand gesture are cray cray lol

  • @chrisg2779
    @chrisg2779 Před 4 lety +4

    “Yeah, no. That’s never happened. Don’t tell him that.” Hahahaha!😂

  • @neilramore377
    @neilramore377 Před 4 lety +10

    swapped out the air for coils, and my 2002 ls 430 has been perfect for the past 3.5 years. Only one worth getting on the list

  • @Johnnyscarcarereviews
    @Johnnyscarcarereviews Před 2 lety +1

    Dog on a shoulder, unexpected but amazing open!!! You two are both legends

  • @mpkp2011
    @mpkp2011 Před 4 lety

    My cheap luxory whip: 2011 Mercedes Benz ML350 4matic. Bought it a few years back for $15k and it had all the upgrades, even ones I don't need like the backseat TVs. It has been extremely reliable and has never failed me a single time. The ride is superb, it is very safe and filled with airbags, and the engine is strong. I'm already at 125k miles and i'm confident I'll double it. Even though the body style is almost 15 years old, people always think it's a 2015 or 2016. A coworker even said she thought I probably paid $50k for it!

  • @Bu3law
    @Bu3law Před 4 lety +4

    OMG
    I pictured scotty making a reaction video to this. Just imagine the never-ending laugh.😂

  • @Ervin2v
    @Ervin2v Před 4 lety +104

    If you buy a car only for your image, you definitely have some sort of problems or insecurities.
    From what I know, nothing costs more than a cheap European luxury car.

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +6

      That goes for houses, clothes, vacations you take....not only cars. And most people do it, because they do care about their image.

    • @vedanttaneja4428
      @vedanttaneja4428 Před 4 lety +6

      Boss I don’t think vacations really cut the list

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +7

      @@vedanttaneja4428 Absolutely they do. So many people brag abut the places they visited and so on. Anything that one can brag about or show off belongs on the list.

    • @vedanttaneja4428
      @vedanttaneja4428 Před 4 lety +2

      Boss no one goes on a vacation just to brag that they went on a vacation 😂

    • @boss4330
      @boss4330 Před 4 lety +12

      @@vedanttaneja4428 You cannot be serious. Of course they do. Documenting your trips around the globe on social media is the replacement for the old "I got a fancy car" when it comes to people obsessed with image. The need for attention is real and comes in many forms.

  • @Toyota4Life
    @Toyota4Life Před 4 lety +3

    That LS430 🥺❤️.
    Better then the S class and 7 series. You only thing I like about the S class is the engine and that will be a nightmare to maintain

  • @ceelocee8328
    @ceelocee8328 Před 4 lety +1

    Excellent video!

  • @travish.8545
    @travish.8545 Před 4 lety +5

    The Mercedes-Benz SLK 230 definitely belongs on this list. I got mine for a whopping $4,000, but when people see that I have a red, two seat, collectors plate Mercedes convertible they automatically assume I spent at least 5 times that. Maybe I've just been lucky, but I haven't had any issues with the car other than minor maintenance during my ownership either.
    This also applies to later generation SLKs, but those cost a bit more.

    • @siddharthaparekh6241
      @siddharthaparekh6241 Před 4 lety

      How reliable is it? I’m in the market for a cheap convertible and I don’t know where to go.

    • @ignacymat
      @ignacymat Před 4 lety

      That's one and only merc i would like to own in my life. And the W126. And W463. And W222 eventually

    • @travish.8545
      @travish.8545 Před 4 lety

      Siddhartha Parekh -- Like I said, my personal experience has been very good, but from what I've heard others haven't had as good of a time. Parts are kinda expensive and I know the convertible top is prone to issues so if you do buy one I'd suggest having an extra $1000 saved for maintenance. Get it inspected before you buy it and hopefully you'll be fine.

    • @zsb707
      @zsb707 Před 4 lety

      It's a Merc SLK and it's red ... are you a man? 😀

    • @travish.8545
      @travish.8545 Před 4 lety +2

      Zs B -- Nah, I'm a female hairdresser 😉. Maybe one day I'll upgrade to a black SLK 55 AMG or BMW Z4 and become a man.

  • @ludvigihre5267
    @ludvigihre5267 Před 4 lety +12

    2010 - 2012 Porsche Panamera?

  • @Killa25
    @Killa25 Před 3 lety

    You guys are so funny 😂 (especially James).

  • @MrBaza70
    @MrBaza70 Před 4 lety

    Fun vid boys! Well done!

  • @Bogdan00
    @Bogdan00 Před 4 lety +8

    2 years been watching these guys and I still don't know their names.

  • @sabrinasanders4741
    @sabrinasanders4741 Před 4 lety +11

    The Clarkson Jaaaaag's were spot on. lol
    Also.. as I was once told. You can 'own' a BMW, Porsche, Lexus, Jaaaaaag etc But can you AFFORD them? Parts are still the original pricing, as are the maintainence items. I totally understand what you're saying... I've looked at some of them myself. But then I looked at my wallet and had to go Japanese reliability and more importantly, affordability. ;)

  • @DienekesShade
    @DienekesShade Před 4 lety

    Haha, you guys are getting more hilarious every time 😂😂😂

  • @zioo3117
    @zioo3117 Před 3 lety

    What is pretty amazing is that you did a really good job of giving an example of 10 cheap cars that may make me look like a Baller. So good job. Here I go, just after this with a thumbs up. AF

  • @yourmothersboyfriend2449
    @yourmothersboyfriend2449 Před 4 lety +21

    5:51 give me a major throwback to that old Top Gear segment about Jaaaaaaag owners

  • @oscardmoncada
    @oscardmoncada Před 4 lety +10

    The Cadillac Escalade should've been on the list. Otherwise, love the line about constantly repairing your fence to keep out all the ladies! lol.

  • @fillsgarage
    @fillsgarage Před 4 lety

    12:43, HILARIOUS. Up keeping your house to keep off the ladies. You guys are awesome i really enjoy your channel and hopefully i can be like you guys some day with the success and content.

  • @HSGAutomotive
    @HSGAutomotive Před 4 lety +2

    Good to see my Mirabeau Blue Baby in number #3 🤘 thanks guys

  • @gaara4667
    @gaara4667 Před 4 lety +4

    One thing is a must with these types of list
    Maserati is a must.

  • @daveriley6310
    @daveriley6310 Před 4 lety +4

    LS 430. 4 thumbs up. Spent a couple of months late last summer searching all over the US for the right LS 430 to be my winter Lower 48 car. Ended up getting an SL 500 with only 24,003 miles on it. Hoping the air suspension doesn't go out during my ownership.

  • @mattl6584
    @mattl6584 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the funniest videos I've seen! 😜 Comedy gold!. I love James and Thomas's sense of humor. On a serious note, Lexus is the only one that most likely wouldn't bankrupt you to drive.

  • @TheWhiskeyMan-rk7qv
    @TheWhiskeyMan-rk7qv Před 4 lety +1

    Yes!! I've got the 2012 XF. Such a bargain it's no-brainer nowadays.

  • @thephao4327
    @thephao4327 Před 4 lety +11

    Bank accounts just left the comment section

  • @pdelie15
    @pdelie15 Před 4 lety +19

    You could have changed the name of video to: "The 9 most unreliable cars which cost the most to maintain". The only 1 I would buy is the Lexus.

  • @danronck3636
    @danronck3636 Před 4 lety +1

    You guys are amazing😂😂😂

  • @pradhyudh
    @pradhyudh Před 4 lety +2

    This is the best video about ballerness

  • @migelprager1097
    @migelprager1097 Před 4 lety +4

    "There is no more expensive vehicle than a cheap luxurious old (German) car" :)