If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 2
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What crimes would The Verminator (Over the Hedge), Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek Forever After), Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda), Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2) and Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3) be charged with?
A video examining what would Dreamworks villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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Love how Shen's very first crime is GENOCIDE.
As I said in the first version of this video, dude peaked early. No wonder he’s such a preening peacock
Gotta jump straight to the point instead of doing a bunch of little things first
Whilst the clip doesn’t look like genocide, he wiped out all the pandas because someone said a “black and white warrior” was going to kill Shen (he probably meant Po). Ironically Po didn’t kill him, his own cannons did lol
Its also strange how he assumed a panda being the one since there are countless species that are black and white
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 probably bc he heard of what Po has done (case point, defeating Tai Lung)
One point about Kai. Technically when he stole people's chi, he turned them into his zombified minions until they were freed. Wouldn't that qualify as slavery (with a count per head)?
Murder also
i actually Agree. someone count all the his victims so i can add that to his charges!
I would say brainwashing as well? Its since he took control of the Jade Zombies when he encountered the Panda Village and when the first defeat of the Jade Zombies in Po's home town, but it's not possible in the real world either way. -^-
technically yes
@@Elitediamond17 brainwashing isn't a real crime since it isn't possible
Shen’s first crime: Genocide
Shen’s last crime: Choosing violence
What a tragic fall from grace…
violence is never a choice: it is a question. shen just always answered yes.
edit for spelling
Tbf if G3NOCIDE is your first crime it’s really hard to keep your next crimes just as bad or worse.
What fall from grace? Grace implies he was good in the beginning.
Omnicide @@d1kgaws12
Genocide is the hardest crime to top. Unless you attempted to do another.
I love how Lord Shen's first crime is Genocide,just about the worst crime possible,when most villians have stuff like theft as their first crime
I was expecting Genocide, but I wasn't expecting it to be the very first charge
Killing a giant panda is punishable by death in China.
Probably not his very first, but first shown
@Easily Peasily Yeah even tho I haven't watched Kung fu panda 3 in a long time
i know! first three seconds and it’s immediately a charge of genocide and a death sentence 💀💀
Tai Lung will probably hold the record for most life sentences on this channel until Mousait does Thanos.
No, that actually goes to Ronan at the moment with 100,000+ life sentences.
Edit: Thanos now holds this record with more than 10 trillion.
Btw who holds the record on death penalties now? Galaxhar? He got seven as I remember.
@@nicherix No idea.
@@nicherix you can't count on him because he in a hidden video
@@xizzerinc.4667 What Ronan?
The place where Kai fought the five is probably a historical monument, because deceased kung fu masters are depicted there. So besides Jade Palace, monuments are also destroyed.
Cum
Same with Shen when he threw out the throne and blew up the palace.
You have to love Kung Fu Panda where you get such a degree of mass murder that it puts vast majority of villains to shame. Like Shen starting off with genocide and Thai Lung getting 1000 life sentences
Yeah. Wonder what's the next villain will do
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 Probably end the world or something
@@altithoraxperotorum5133Wage war against peace? Child murder? Mass slavery?
Edit: 💀
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 push someone down the stairs
@@Legoswampert190Unfortunately this
Life sentences: *exists*
Kai: *shrugs and survives his sentences*
He'll serve his sentences in the Spirit Realm
@@bradycicchini6994 Sorry,I Really am,But Kai Died in the Spirit Realm
@@Ratchet_TFP Them he'll serve his sentence in Kung Fu Panda version of hell
Even though in a more realistic court, Kai would get a life sentence for a conspiracy to commit mass slavery or whatever taking someone’s chi counts as (I see it as slavery/extortion)
He's a spirit, soooo does a death sentence really count??
I love how Verminator only needed to pay 10 dollar find at the start only to then go to 300 Milion dollar finds in a matter of a couple of seconds 😂
It’s that satellite
beheading a lawn flamingo: $10
beheading a stuffed rabbit: $15,000
beheading the GPS satellite link: $300,000,000
watching it all from the safety of your own home: priceless
there's some things money can't buy.
for everything else, there's MasterCard.
@@GearGuardianGaming "beheading the GPS satellite link" BRO HOW DO YOU BEHEAD THAT 💀💀💀
@@GearGuardianGaming The satellite wasn't just a beheaded. It was an immediate deletion from the game.
And is also the next person to live out his sentence
6:27 Welcome to the instant death penalty club, Tai Lung and Lord Shen! Drago Bludvist, Fairy Godmother, Makunga, Yzma and Gallaxar also received instant death penalties.
Shen has joined the game
Don't forget lord shen
@@n1thmusic229 Included.
lol
Death: I know I'm twisted, but what the fuck is wrong with you all?
With most villains, their first crimes are property, theft or murder-related.
My Peacock Shen however got a Genocide as his first crime.
😂 I was surprised he didn’t explain further
Tai lung got mass murder as his first crime tho
@@TotallyNotARebel_550 Genocide is worse tbh
Lord Shen and Genocide being the immediate crime cracks me up. Kung-fu panda villains are not to be messed with
This man just randomly showed up out of nowhere and started producing bangers
fr
This sentence has become the modern equivalent of "can we appreciate his effort 🤓"
Hmmm... familiar sentence here.
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv 🤓 yes
Saw the same comment in his last video
Finally! Somebody besides Schaffrillas, has been enlightened of The Verminator’s existence, a.k.a Dwayne LaFontant!
Schaffrillas kinda mid
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv no.
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv no
stay mad
@@bevVR usage of dead meme, opinion invalidated
okay but going from "yard flamingos are 10 dollars and he'll have to pay to get it replaced" and then later going *"The average cost of a satelite-"* is just. thats absolute peak comedy i think
5:53 Technically, wouldn't Kai also have life in prison for attempted murder? He nearly killed Po by absorbing his Chi, after all. Or would that be attempted grand larceny?
Attempted Grand Larceny since Oogway was already dead when he ascended and the emerald copies of those who had their Chi taken would probably have been slaves.
@@clarkejoseph49 If those who had their Chi taken became slaves, then that's also a death sentence for enslavement. Attempted enslavement, at least.
There is something so indescribably funny about someone getting slapped with a death sentence the first time they appear
what got me is there were no words. just a little background music and a short clip. BAM, death 😂😂😂
Kai walking up to the Jade Palace to the tune of This Song Is Copyrighted fits way too well.
7:45 not even 5 seconds in and Lord Shen gets a death penalty 😂
6:37 Quick correction, Legend's of awesomeness confirms that at least one guard survived and yes it is cannon
So let's take it down to 999
Is it even canon tho?
Legends of Awesomeness is not canon.
You're also forgetting that there were multiple guards that were killed, but not directly by Tai Lung. Specifically, the archers and the guards operating the crossbows
Tai Lung got more life sentences than Megamind 💀
iirc megamind got his life sentences as a teen, while lung was an adult
Yeah
And omniman
@@GearGuardianGaminghe's not a teen, he has facial hair. He's probably in his 30s or something
The Jade zombies can be considered Brain washing as Kai erases all trace of individuality from the victims (at least with Shifu and the furious five besides tigress)
It would probably be counted as coercion, extortion, or slavery in court if Kai went there
brainwashing isn't a crime because it isn't possible in real life though
I don't think that brain washing actually exists as a lawful crime.
Closest charge could most likely be slavery.
Jeffrey Dahmer hold my beer
No, i think that would count as Mutilation, considering most of the characters are painfully put to stone and forced to fight
4:42 Most underrated part of the video.
Shen's first crime gives him an instant death sentence, dang
FINAL SENTENCES
Verminator: $300,001,010 fine, 20 years
Rumpelstiltskin: 3 death, 4 life, 31 years
Kai: $35,000,000 fine, 41 years
Tai Lung: Death, 1000 life, 68 years
Lord Shen: 3 death, 13 life, 32 years, $50,000,000 in damages
So in summary, Verminator got it light as he owns the company himself and probably made enough to cover $300,001,010.
@@DJBlackhood91 aint no way any small-town vermin control company has over 300 million lol
LMFAOOOOOO WHY DOES TAI LUNG HAVE SO MANY LIFE SENTENCES
@@kaputt_jay3873 cuz he killed 1000 guards
@@firewall5189 he had enough money to buy/make the depelter part of it, im pretty sure he could afford his fines after he got a contract from the US department of defense lmao
Lord Shen would be a nightmare to the Geneva Convention if it were established way earlier.
the jade palace had pillars with solid dragon decorations made of pure jade which id imagine would be a lot more expensive to replace since getting jadeite of that size has got to be expensive
Missed some charges for Kai, like
Slavery and Conspiracy to commit mass slavery - When he takes a master’s chi, they turn into jade zombies that serve him, which can count as slavery. Since he did this to many masters, this would land him a hefty prison sentence. Also, he said that he is going to take the chi of every panda in the village, and although he fails at this, this is still conspiracy, and should yield a life sentence at the minimum.
Grand Larceny - Assuming that taking one master’s chi counts as one grand larceny charge, Kai would get many since he has the chi of many masters.
Property Destruction - When Kai commits OoABH on Po, a structure gets destroyed, so I think Kai should pay for that.
*Murder - You might not count stealing someone’s chi as murder, but I want to mention it since some people do and you suggested it did when you charged Kai with “Conspiracy to Commit G3nocide” in the archive version when he said that he’ll take the chi of every panda in the village.
Id honestly count taking someone’s chi as murder. As chi is supposed to be the energy force of all living beings. So technically not only is he killing them but he’s also reanimating them as his jade zombies. So technically him “stealing the chi of every panda in that village” is genocide and conspiracy to commit genocide. I don’t know what reanimation would count as since reanimation doesn’t exist in our world so there isn’t really any laws against it.
Staggering and hilarious that the Verminator went from $10 in property damage to $300 million for nuking a satellite
P.S. the absolute insanity in Tai Lung getting slapped with 1000 life sentences for killing all of the guards
And then Shen and Drago (in part 3, this is just a remaster) get straight-up death penalties for mass murder instead of 999999999999999 life sentences.
He didn't killed all the guards though. A few survived according to that rhino villain from legends of awesomeness
Ah yes another awesome video from Mousait prosecuting villains! We love the content as always, keep it up!
Tai Lung getting a worse sentence than Kai with a single crime is hilarious
Depending on how you look at it, Kai returning to the Mortal World could count as Escaping Lawful Custody.
Also, Tai Lung blew up the exit/entrance of the prison, which is Property Damage.
Respectfully, you missed something for Rumpelstiltskin. No attempts but just straight up murder. He killed that witch by splashing water on her (in the scene where he asked for ideas)
"Maybe we could hire a professional bounty hunter?"
4:48 it took my a while to understand why you put the picture like that
5:01 love that stealing/absorbing someone’s soul is considered “grand larceny”
Kai approaching The Furious Five while the copyrighted song plays is the most weirdly badass thing ever
He's spinning his jade weapons on the beat
5:13 Another Copy Righted Song just to removed Kai Theme
Still you gotta admit kai theme is catchy
@@blueraccoon1088One of the best villain theme!
You know what would be a twist and gudness in your series? Good guys being accounted for some unaccounted crimes they did in the movie
By the outsider you’re right!
I love how verminator is kinda just a guy who broke some stuff and then everybody else is a psychopathic evil guy
9:19
“Free them, they never did anything!”
What they did:
It’s like if you were saying Meep’s archenemy from Phineas & Ferb did nothing wrong if…
He’s a criminal who falsely imprisoned several creatures, abducted three children, attempted to imprisonment them and a teenager and attempted to murder Meep.
@@Superemie401 let alone Doof himself
@@AvalancheTV No, I wasn’t talking about Doof. (Which yes, he did heinous things, I don’t remember the incarnation from the First Dimension to do something that directly threatened Phineas and Ferb.)
@@Superemie401I know you’re not talking about Doof. I’m making a point that Doof was charged by this guy and got a lot of life sentences, fines and even 3 death penalties if I’m not mistaken.
With Kai committing grand larceny on Oogway’s chi, it should also be charged for the chi he stole from all the other kung fu masters
1:00 use of a weapon of mass destruction
Actually it’s Destruction of Government property.
Or both
The fact that Texas lets it slide 😳
Hey for Kai and Tai Lung, all of the assault and battery charges would legally have been considered assault with a deadly weapon. After a certain amount of training in martial arts, your hands and feet would be considered a deadly weapon
You're absolutely right, MOUSAIT! Rumpelstiltskin did have the intention of Shrek dying which is why it does seem a bit complicated on whether or not Mr Stiltskin took the day Shrek was born or whether or not Shrek gave it to him, but Shrek wasn't satisfied with what the deal was going to mean for him in the future. That's why if you haven't already, you'd have to class this as an illegal contract, given the fact that he might've done this to a large number of people!
7:28. So close
kung fu panda villains are peak
7:54 after that he said good afternoon gentlemen and he should get no charges
Ok, but… a second degree murder is a second degree murder.
@@Superemie401 when he entered the palace
2:32 is when his ad ends
Eh he needs money + someone might want the program
SO happy that this video has finally been reuploaded to include sentences! Been waiting on this one for months!!
3:52 Aw, the whip isn’t perfectly timed anymore 😢
Also I thought the previous crime for that scene was slavery, which is obviously what’s going on in this case
Kai's Theme is copyrighted, that's why it's not timed
That was one of the cleanest transitions I’ve seen to a sponsor
6:36 what happened to the audio?
I don’t know
That song was copyrighted, he can't include it
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778But… where’s the audio? It’s as gone as Phineas and Ferb’s inventions in the end of the 3/4 of the series.
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778but the sound effects when he shows a crime is gone too, as well as him adding his own song when s song is copyrighted
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungryCZcams takes out audio around copyrighted music, even if it isn't copyrighted.
For pixar villains part 2, can you add chick hicks?
Chick really wouldn’t have any crimes, and didn’t really show that much of a villian
@@LilZodiTheReal well he committed assault and battery on a purple race car, he committed mass carnage on several racers, he committed assault and battery on lightning and the king, and he committed assault occasioning actual bodily harm on the king and when he committed assault and battery on lightning, he has done that several times.
Ka-chiga!
@@thegreatheisenburger5656 kachow!
@@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist Axlerod would make more sense to charge for crimes
I love how the Verminator spiked up from a flamingo to a whole satellite in terms of property damage fining.
The last sentence of the Veminator would simply be Resisting arrest
and would only give him 1 year of jailtime and a fine of up to $5,000 in the state of indiana
3:59 That has to be Slavely, as well.
2:40 shouldn't he also get a trespassing charge? He hopped a fence into someone's backyard after escaping arrest
Who knew Kai did less than the other two villains in Kung Fu Panda-
0:25
The Verminator: That's a Contraband item Ma'am as it is illegal in every state expect Texas
Texas: We alot Violence and Death in Teaxas
💀💀💀
God Bless Texas.
I mean is that really a surprise? It's Texas
7:02 tai lung got 1000 life sentences after 1000 second degree murders 🤣
Tai lung getting death right off the bat is honestly hilarious
Man the verminator just did an debt speedrun
He owns a company so its not that bad for him probably
300 million is not an easy sum to pay off. Even harder now that hes on the run.
5:40 Does that inculde the statue?
And according to my school friend Zack tailor a statue made out of quartz (pardonably) and the size that is around about 35 million
Tai Lung is the most intimidating villain of Dreamworks up until Death in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
I think shen is a lot more intimidating, personally
Tai Lung and Shen are both pretty intimidating, I'd also like to move to include all of the villains from the HTTYD series (including the netflix shows)
Death isn't really a Villain, he's just doing his job
@@CakesAreNotTruths bs, he's not doing his job and is a villain
@@zephyr9852 you are sorta right on that one since Death is only meant to deal with the dead
Depending on jurisdiction Tai Lung’s escape would be a death sentence. Murder of law enforcement officers AND murder while committing another felony (escaping lawful custody) often count as capital murder, even though they would all be second degree (willful but not premeditated)
Tai lung opened the dragon scroll and saw what he's charges were
Lord Shen's character design is so elegant
6:10 this would prob be life in prison since this is what happend in the movie
The Kung Fu Panda Villains Are The Biggest Crime Commiters Here.
Everyone else: gets at least a reasonable first sentence Tai Lung's first sentance: DEATH
Don't Forget Shen did get a Death Sentence first
Lord Shen’s first crime: Genocide.
The Verminator went from a few hundred’s of $$$ to the cost of a private Air Force 💀
5:10 kai literally smacks his chain things on the ground in sync to the music AND the trespassing charge. what a legend
5:12
This song lowkey bussin
Fits the scene and kai so well
7:39 is for all y'all.
5:05 bro the caption said "then I will find him, and take his cheese" XD
Does Po even likes cheese?!
do pandas like cheese?
@@skydenchen2021 Idk.
4:05 The torture and false imprisonment was on the mass.
Let’s give him a fourth death penalty and we’ll be over with it.
It's crazy dream was charged for all those things. But the worst crime out of all of them, is removing that mask off his face.
i honestly think the Jade Palace would be borderline priceless, what with all the artifacts and scrolls stored inside
1:25 I can usually tell when a sponsorship or a call to action is about to happen. But that caught me completely off guard.
HE DID THAT LAST TIME, WHEN WILL HE STOP
7:13 I don't see many comment on how skilled this makes Shifu.
That blade had big speed and big weight and therefore big force behind it, so his deflecting it like that is already scary enough, but that sword is special. That sword is literally so sharp that looking at it can cut you and here is Shifu, not only holding the blade with his bare hands WITH THAT FORCE BEHIND IT, but staring it down as well. Shifu is skilled as heck not to be bisected even touching it, let alone staring it down and parrying it at high speeds.
I love how the least threatening villain, The Verminator, is charged with with a higher penalty for property damages than all the Kung Fu villains combined.
Is this a reupload with updated sentences and commentary?
You’re right
1:15 should also be a trespassing charge for the verminator, since taking oogway's chi was larceny that would presumable apply to chi he steals of the other warriors as well and tai lung should get coercion for threatening the duck from the prison into being his messanger.
I love how that for the end of Rumpelstiltskin’s crimes, you put him at the bottom of the height measurement thing, implying that he’s short 💀🤣
I love how the only thing the Verminator was sentenced to was a very hefty fine until he tried getting away
7:13 it’s actually assault occationing actual bodily harm x5
It's 4 Because he Left Crane To Send them a Warning to Shifu
I love how the Verminator went from a 1 and ½ thousand dollars to 300 million dollars in a couple of seconds.
Love the content men good stuff!
kai's charges for 41 years is barely a trinket to him since he's over 500 years old.
8:17 that would also count as an unregistered firearm
And creation of a letal weapon under no safety regulations probably?
Did ancient China not have gun regulation laws I thought? Or did crossbows count as well
@@Alright281 I would imagine that it would be illegal for anyone but martial artists to use weapons to fight
At the beginning of Shrek Forever After, King Harold and Queen Lilian go to sign the contract with Rumpel to have Fiona saved. However it was also the same contract that would make them disappear if they signed it, which Rumpel convinced them into signing in his reality. I feel like Rumpel should be given an extra charge for fraud and two attempted regicides. And keep in mind, this part is canon to the story as it happens around the same time the first Shrek takes place. Most of Shrek Forever After isn’t technically canon as most of it takes place in Rumpel’s own alternate reality, which ended up disintegrating by the end of the film when Shrek’s disappearing curse was broken.
Here are some other Dreamworks villains you should charge for their crimes:
General Mandible (Antz)
Mrs Tweedy (Chicken Run)
The Toad (Flushed Away)
Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians)
Guy Gagné (Turbo)
Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby)
Grimmel the Grisly (How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World)
Queen Nerissa (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken)
The Chameleon (Kung Fu Panda 4)
I love how this guy could 100% be a lawyer but chooses to do this instead.
Rhino man get an F, for not defending the entrance, and he lose his job for not stopping the villain 6:41
Rumpel's contract with the king and queen was valid (for its general terms) as they caused their own problems by locking Fiona in a tower when they need an heir, while (as theories claim) it helps fairy godmother have her son become king, having cursed her in the first place. his deal with Shrek is also valid as Fiona has turned into an ogre from dusk till dawn, and it freed any that are genetically one.
Also, Tai Lung didn't kill EVERY guard in the prison, as dozens were rather left battered and bludgeoned, in that order. he'd be charged for assaulting officers and mass murder rather than a life sentence for each of them.
I love watching your videos
Keep up the good work
i love how shen's case just began with genocide
This starts suuuper well!
2:38
$300 million fine.
This is fine.
I'd argue that Kai & Shen get an account of Regicide since Kai took Oogway's chi and Oogway at this time was technically still Spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace and in Shen's case he kills Master Thundering Rhino who is the leader of the council that ruled Gongman City.
I'd also argue that Kai also would be charged for mass murder since taking people's Chi is basically killing them. He then uses them as basically undead thralls for his own bidding. So that could be counted as slavery.
8:15
This takes place during the Western Zhou Dynasty (1000 BC).
Idk if this is supposed to be a joke about being short, but if it is, the screen where Rumpelstiltskin’s crimes are being gone over is the most clever and hilarious short joke ever. That’s coming from me, who doesn’t like short jokes. 10/10