JUDGE SIMPSON VS CLUELESS PRO SE!
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- čas přidán 28. 02. 2024
- Judge Simpson has to deal with a defendant who wants to represent himself yet has NO clue!! Yet another example of what our courts deal with every day…
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you guys know how when your four-year-old is gonna pour their own apple juice? and they're trying to pick up the gallon bottle and it's like, half the size of their torso? and you're like, "do you want some help?" and they're all, "NO! i can do it!" as they're very evidently failing to do it?
imagine if they never stopped doing that lol
Awesome analogy! You’re exactly right! Toddlers in grown up bodies.
Love it! This is what we just watched!
Nailed it! This much better than what I was going to say
Very appropriate comparison
Just hope he doesn't breed... poor kids...
Smart people know what they don't know. Stupid people think they know everything.
I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express one time...
🤣👍 Well said Sir.
Good way to restate Dunning Kruger.
Learned this years ago:
Unconscious incompetence: You don't know what you don't know. BAD!
Conscious incompetence: You know what you don't know. GOOD! You can learn!
Conscious competence: You know what you know.
Unconscious competence: You don't know what you know. This doesn't exist!
smart people feel stupid... stupid people feel smart... lol
Mom: "How did court go today, Cody?"
Cody: "Fantastic! I stayed out of jail."
Mom: "So you're all done?"
Cody: "Fooked if I know."
😂😂😂😂
This pro se definitely has a fool for a client!!!😂
👏👏👏👏
Hahahaha
I wonder if he also performs his own surgery because he "knows more than the surgeon". Dude sounds drunk off his ass.
Yeah he does.
Sounds completely sober to me...?
He exhibits the signs of being "punch drunk". I would wager that he was/is a boxer. A pugilist.
But he needs to get the x-ray (discovery) first to know how to proceed with the surgery.
Exactly what I thought, he sounds super drunk or high
Here's how Cody gets his oil changed...
Mech "Do you need an oil change?"
Cody "Do you think I need an oil change?"
Mechanic "Do you want us to do it or can you handle it?"
Cody "I can do it."
Mech "Are you sure?"
Cody "Yeah, I'm sure."
Mech "What type of oil do you want to buy?"
Cody "What type do you think I should buy?"
Mech "Why don't you let us do it?"
Cody "I'll do it."
Mech "So you know where the oil filter goes?"
Cody "Yep! But ....Where do you think it goes?"
😂😂😂😂
But he thinks it's about what the judge feels like doing. So it would be like "where would you prefer I put the oil?"
@@gabboagonistes LOL
Thank you, I really needed this today! 🤣
@@gabboagonistes
So since he so full of **ap.
I think he needs the oil in his behind to clear him out a bit.
Judge Simpson's attempts to help this man without helping him too much (since he's not supposed to do things like give legal advice) are as admirable as they are frustrating to watch due to this boneheaded defendant. lol
Do you think he walked out of that courtroom today and just thought "Nailed it."
😂😂😂
Absolutely.
I'm guessing Judge Simpson went into his chambers and screamed into a pillow.
probably cause he ain't got no hair to pull out lol
Bless the judges for their amazing patience.
The more they can get on the record the better to support their decisions. Clearly this guy is clueless and he can't really argue he "wasn't given a chance".
That's true for the majority of them, I wouldn't be so patient with sovcits or auditards or moorish citizens, these folks collectively waste so much time and resources, especially arguing with Leo's roadside ending with their windows getting broken and usually arrested, then comes the contemptuous courtroom behavior, utterly ridiculous, they could remain silent and people might think their idiots or they can speak and confirm it....lock these fools up every time it's applicable, I'll never understand the point they're trying to prove, I don't think they know either, honestly they've not been to law school and are so clueless.....😂😂
Clueless in Seattle…..jail him.
And still giving opportunities for getting help.
YUP... and creating and breeding more Neanderthals in the country like there's a great need for them! Bless him!
I simply adore judge Simpson. He simply handles the whole spectrum: Be reasonable and nice, and he will do what he can to help you. Be a jerk, and he'll give you what you deserve.
I love the ending where he asks to have his tether removed saying "I'm not a flight risk" when earlier he proudly stated he's never been in the county before. You, sir, are the definition of a flight risk.
"This is a probable cause conference. It concerns me that you don't know that." Wow... I mean,,, I get that this guy has seen all kinds of Perry Mason reruns and probably binge watches Law&Order on weekends,,, but this one is a medal contender in the "don't know my butt from a hole in the ground" olympics. So; having just received conclusive proof that you have ZERO idea what you're doing, you still want to represent yourself? This, gentle readers, is why putting Darwin in a straitjacket was such a colossally bad idea.
A textbook example of the Dunning - Kruger effect.
This one has to be one of the most clueless, witless, goofiest pro se nuts I've ever seen. My God......
Pot/Kettle
@@Lanefasts you showed them🙄
He said he pro se before. If so he didn’t learn anything from it. Then to say “the other judge” that was a lie too. So he expected judge Simpson to do what? Mindless.
@@Lanefasts did someone's fee-fees get hurt?
@@byrontownsel7274 Yeah he sure showed me.......
5:20 - Dude just can't get it in his head that the court is NOT INVOLVED in the process of him requesting discovery from the state!
Even lawyers don't represent themselves at trials
It's a losing strategy
Exactly, why would you not want help at least and especially if it is provided by the jurisdiction you are in at no cost to you?
This!! A lawyer would absolutely avail themselves of additional resources even though they’re probably still paying off student loans from law school. Why would anyone think it’s a good idea to represent yourself? 🤦♀️
I was almost feeling sorry for this guy until I heard his crimes included sexual misconduct, and not driving without a license.
ummm not driving without a license.... would that mean he did have a license?
I feel dumber for having watched this, lol.
I feel smarter.😊
I am dumber. 😂
Love, love, love your comment, thank you
My head was spinning.
I’m pretty sure my brain cells decided to go on holiday for a bit
Love this judge. “Oooohhhhhh boy” says it all. Great: “I don’t care what you do.” Oh, I want to see what happened next.
"I'm gonna need a break. Even if it's just five minutes." 😂
Clueless doesn’t even begin to describe him! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 purposely ignorant possibly?
Part of what makes a fool a fool is not knowing they are a fool.
The guy in Simpson's court who was going Pro-Se: Lord Almighty, you are charged with a sexual offense and want to represent YOURSELF?! Are you frigging kidding me? Then he doesn't have the first clue what a Prelim is OR how to get discovery?? OY VEY!!! That case should be interesting.
Cool! Someone is definitely going to jail for a while… 😂😂
"Oh for Pete's sake!" Judge Simpson made me laugh at his exasperation.
When you have to fight someone to help them. 😅
I would love to see the outcome of the actual trial, it must be hilarious.
more like painful to watch i bet i mean this was fairly painful to watch
Ah yes, preliminary hearings. That's where preliminaries are heard...
It's the one that you have before you have the liminary hearing.
Pro se and sovcits are the best.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For entertainment
He is charged with 2 counts of criminal sexual conduct...hilarious guys.
2:54 “Oh for Pete’s sakes!”
I love Judge Simpson’s reaction to utter buffoonery. I think he speaks for us all!
Good lord! This guy is an absolute doofus! The look on Judge Simpson's face (especially when he heard the charges) was priceless! Crazy thing is, he kinda comes off as a polite, laid back dude but clearly there is no one home. Hope that we will be able to follow this case!
DENIED!!!! 😂
You always find the best! I don't think the word stupid even begins to classify this sweetheart 😅😅😅
never thought the day would come Jeremy Schuh would look like a rockstar, but 🤷🏼♀️
thank YOU, OSG luv ya !
There's your brain on drugs and then there's this guy
He keeps saying "if that's what you want me to do". I'm wondering if this is some sort of way of getting the case thrown out by stating that the Judge told him to do something.
More likely he's just an idiot who has no clue what to do.
Oh he’s definitely an idiot! 😂
No way will it be thrown out for any reason. The judge is not practicing law and gives no advice
This dude can’t even fog the bottom of a glass 😂😮
Omg I need a follow up 🤣
Oh, man! How clueless can one get?
4:36 the lady in the bottom left corner shakes her head and says "so stupid." She's muted, but she's speaking truth
The prosecutor must love it when defendants make their jobs so easy.
Honestly, I think the prosecutors job would be easier if the defendant had an attorney. This cluster-f*** today is just a small taste of what's to come.
Not really. I'm sure they hate that so much of their time is wasted. They almost certainly have hundreds of cases and this dumbass doesn't know what discovery is. I think they much prefer it if there is a talented defense attorney that accepts good deals and progresses through the system smoothly.
Honestly pro litigants typically create delays and make it harder for a judge to remain impartial. It’s time consuming having a pro se defendant whereas going against another attorney who knows the processes and legalese is more efficient than for example having to wait for another date because the pro se defendant didn’t understand how to file a motion or as shown in the Darrell Brooks case when a pro se litigant tries everything in their power to be as annoying and disruptive as possible to delay or cause a mistrial. Another attorney would have to behave because they don’t want to be disbarred whereas a pro se defendant has no incentive to follow court decorum other than the possibility of a few days in jail.
The prosecution is trying to get ON RECORD that he was told he could have a free lawyer and refused one.
Because this is going to be the cornerstone of his eventual appeal.
Make his job easy? Hell he's doing the prosecutors job for him.
How can Judge Simpson listen to this nonsense day after day??
The word moron leaps to mind instantly
Judge Simpson handled that like a BOSS, and it was GLORIOUS!😂
Of course it’s criminal sexual conduct is what he isbeing charged with. That’s a charge that tells you a whole lot about a person, hopefully it didn’t involve a young person.
Yeah it's one thing to go pro-se if it's a speeding ticket. But this idiot is going to talk himself into prison.
Yeah, I saw another case where the defendant was pro se, turned out he was a pae*****e.
Wondering what Judge Simpson uses to ‘Iet~off~steam’? Thinking he may have one or a combination of foIIowing. Maybe a punching bag, a posable karate/jitsu fighting tree(?), or maybe even one of those massage therapist tables w/the rollers in it??? 🤪😂
reminds of when Michael Scott tried to shout "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
"Damn the icebergs! FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!"
What an Egg McMullet...
Please bring us the update on this case.
Yes, please!
I just love Judge Simpson.
DONKEY! I need a break, too because I need to go find my missing IQ points after watching this genius....oof.
The lady in the white hat that blatantly laughed into the guys face as he was getting his jacket was the perfect ending!
The most amazing part of all this is how he's had cases before, also pro se, and is not currently in jail.
Wow. That was hard to sit through. I must have paid attention to too much court procedure; court doesn’t hold discovery, prosecutors do. You request it from them by creating an appointment to pick it up.
He’s gonna go home and tell everybody about how mean the judge was having never grasped that Judge Simpson was trying to make a point: you don’t know anything sir and this is a terrible decision.
Who’s he going to tell, his dog and the child he has locked in his basement? This guy has Chester the Molester written all over his vacant stare.
I would not advise anyone to represent themselves in court, but I would especially advise people not to represent themselves in court if they are very, very stupid
"Ohhh boy, is there a reason you don't want to be represented by an attorney? Because I see this thing headed south real fast" and the look on the judges face, priceless! 😂
I just don’t understand.
What are people trying to prove by defending themselves?
Especially when the court gives you a free lawyer.
If I ever had to go to court, I would beg borrow and steal to have enough money to get an attorney.
Holy sheet!!! Did he just actually say all those things?!?! Dude looked like he was under the influence of something! All that itching and scratching!:And how is this just a misdemeanor?!? He touched a child inappropriately!!! That should be an automatic felony! I just don't understand how these type of people keep getting away with this stuff! Could you imagine him acting like this in front of Judge Stevens? He'd chew this guy up and spit him out! I sure hope when judge Simpson said 2023 he actually meant 2024 or this is a gery old case! Thanks for sharing and I sure hope we get to see an update on this case next month!
That's the advantage of being dumb. He's never known what it's like to be smart.
Being dead is like being stupid: it’s only painful for others.
That pro se defendant representing himself has an idiot for a client.
The judge sees the train coming but the defendant won't listen.
He's stuck on the level crossing and can't see the flashing lights or the alarm 🚂
This one had me cringing hard. Loved it! 😂
Judge Simpson: "Oh for Pete sake" (I don't think he wanted to say Pete)
Only way to do worse would be to engage Alina Habba lol.
Judge Simpson is the best. I can't imagine what would happen if DiSanto had this case. She's still be asking him questions.
Love this judge
Fair compassionate and funny
Hey!!! Thank you so VERY MUCH for your videos!!!!!
Poor Judge Simpson: the man must have wanted to climb the walls in frustration with that fool!
That guy is going places!
😱 I just love watching the judge's "strong facial expressions". He'd make an excellent actor in unwoke Hollywood!
The prosecutor on a sexual misconduct case even wants to warm him of the risks of going pro se. That's amazing.
When Judge Simpson leans all the way back in his chair with absolutely no expression on his face, and his glasses seem to go opaque as he glairs at you, know that with just with the power of his mind he is pounding you into dust.
Judge Simpson aint playin' today😂
Judge: I need a break so I can go and laugh properly 😂
A fool for a client.
There are arrogant pro ses. There are ill informed pro ses. There are clueless pro ses. This guy is my first brain dead pro se. Just wow
I can see the next defendant thinking...."Oh, crap, now I have to front Judge Simpson when he's pissed off." 🤣
I....request....DISCOVERY!!!
“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” Michael Scott
Whenever they say "I'm representing myself" you know it's going to be a good one.
It takes a lot of _____ to ask a judge to remove a tether from you while charged with criminal s6ual conduct. 🤬
What a piece of work! Judge Simpson is a SAINT!!!!
This man makes sovcits look well-informed. He'd represent himself into jail for a parking ticket.
I really like judge Simpson. "I'm going to need a break, even if it's just for 5 minutes" 😂
Holy moly, this guy is a complete fool and doesn't even know it. I pity his employer.
This is one of those people that u cant save from therself own worste enemy knowes everything
That remark for Gatti had the same energy as John Wick's "Can somebody please get this man a gun?"
Can't stand the mumbling or the misplaced confidence. So idiotic.
this dude is in big trouble if he does not want a lawyer. I am not a lawyer, and have 0 legal education or experience, and understood more of what was being asked of the defendant than he did. I think that is a big problem with the charges he is facing if he plans on representing himself haha
Judge at the end: "No, I'm going to need a break [smiles], even if it is only for five minutes."
Two comments: 1) The judge definitely deserves a break after this nonsense, 2) His Honor is wearing a fire shirt under his robe.
Pretty sure it is just a dickey, not a shirt:-)
@@vanguard9067 It seems to match his sleeves. Either way, we need to get to the bottom of this important issue. What does maritime law have to say about this?
@@BurtAsher lololol maritime law. Maybe it is outlined in Blackbeard’s Law Dictionary.? You have a great day./
This guy was so out of his league that I actually started to feel bad for him --- It was like watching a cocky 10 year old with a Yellow Belt in Karate take on an MMA Fighter, only to get completely pummeled in every way imaginable
Another great one from the Old Squish.
You KNOW you're in trouble when the onlookers start laughing...
When the judge is smiling like that you need to take a step back and reeeeeeeeeally reconsider your position.
More judges need to start treating pro se defendants with the same admonishments they’d give actual attorneys, instead of handholding them throw each step.
I am very surprised that Judge Simpson has allowed this numbnut to go pro se - he (the defendant) has absolutely no idea of what he is doing - or should be doing - and is therefore harming his defense! A court-appointed public defender should be assigned forthwith, whether or not the defendant agrees!
Who knew how complicated it is being your own attorney. 😂
How is he even free and not behind bars?! Not only for the public safety but his as well! Geesh!
Because he posted bond and agreed to the terms.
He's still presumed innocence.
I'm wondering how he made it to adulthood.
@angelamitchell. Please learn the basics of the due process of law. We know NOTHING about this guy's case other than what he has been charged with. He is innocent until proven guilty. And in case you missed it, they already have him on a tether so they are keeping a close eye on him.
I have watched this over and over just because of the judges reaction from the start lol he has me dying laughing