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  • čas přidán 28. 03. 2019
  • Luke smuggled cocaine into the U.S. to pay off his student loans. He got caught when a cocaine pellet he swallowed broke in his stomach. We spoke to a doctor with experience in what happens when a cocaine pellet ruptures internally.
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Komentáře • 710

  • @VICE
    @VICE  Před 5 lety +108

    Watch Luke's full story about what happened when he tried muling cocaine from Panama into the US to pay off his student loans: czcams.com/video/o1-_CV-6C4Y/video.html

    • @MedTHCOntario
      @MedTHCOntario Před 5 lety +1

      VICE Here's a story for ya! Our Canadian Government shipping cannabis cross borders, yet they report a shortage for us. I'll leave it at that...

    • @akashvasusharma6861
      @akashvasusharma6861 Před 5 lety +1

      yeah a MD ophthalmology is telling you about emergency medicine

    • @FoodRecipes108
      @FoodRecipes108 Před 5 lety +1

      I once took LSD and i was unable to see the people faces only their body without a head

    • @crueljimi
      @crueljimi Před 5 lety +1

      AKASH BASU SHARMA I thought the same, why wouldn’t they interview a gastroenterologist?

    • @by1310
      @by1310 Před 5 lety

      Watch a story about some idiot? No, thanks.

  • @armanrahman245
    @armanrahman245 Před 5 lety +209

    I love how the background music totally doesn't catch the vibe of the video

    • @clorisali4670
      @clorisali4670 Před 3 lety +1

      Usually get my cocaine from discreetblackmarket.com/product/buy-colombian-cocaine-online/ And they have the real once and deliver them to me in less than 30 hours.

    • @MassiveMouniFlaps
      @MassiveMouniFlaps Před 3 lety +1

      Makes you wanna rob your own house

    • @MassiveMouniFlaps
      @MassiveMouniFlaps Před 3 lety

      Makes you wanna rob your own house

  • @kitkatkittykatt
    @kitkatkittykatt Před 5 lety +1425

    The second part of how to pay off your student loans 😏

    • @Renting937
      @Renting937 Před 5 lety +5

      I mean thats what you do tho.

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety +4

      By an eye doctor, wtf? How reliable is that.

    • @matthewshinn5839
      @matthewshinn5839 Před 5 lety +5

      This was an example of how not to smuggle the dude fucked up bad should of shit them out then go to the hospital.

    • @davidbrown180
      @davidbrown180 Před 5 lety +6

      Women become strippers and guys become mules.

    • @JuPac420
      @JuPac420 Před 5 lety +11

      Use the butt, less acidic. Thanks vice! Now I just need to find a way to pay for air fare and a bunch of Panamanian coke 🤔

  • @KLK01
    @KLK01 Před 5 lety +226

    You know you live in the best economy in the world when you have to smuggle cocaine to pay off student loans.

    • @MoidNouman
      @MoidNouman Před 5 lety +8

      Better to be illiterate then doing this kind of stuff.

    • @sauceyyy6134
      @sauceyyy6134 Před 3 lety +5

      Murrrrica land of the corrupt

    • @Xuxxie
      @Xuxxie Před 3 lety +1

      @Fabian Sosa not everyone can afford education in the US obviously if it was affordable they wouldn’t have to smuggle drugs to pay the loans back right?

  • @NHSSHINOBI
    @NHSSHINOBI Před 3 lety +33

    What a well spoken doctor. Sweet and to the point.

  • @emorymoser1381
    @emorymoser1381 Před 5 lety +22

    I love the upbeat and happy music that’s playing while the doctor is talking about how you’ll die if you try to swallow cocaine

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk

    It was just flour grandpa

    • @DOPExPIRATE
      @DOPExPIRATE Před 5 lety

      lol it's just a goody extra strength i had in my pocket

  • @Shelbygoff
    @Shelbygoff Před 5 lety +19

    His website says he's served 20 years as Chief of Emergency Dept, specialized in advanced cardiac life support, and specialized in Ophthalmology and was a Lieutenant Commander in the Navy. I guess he paid his student loans by working his butt off!

  • @nobodynobody747
    @nobodynobody747 Před 5 lety +167

    Hide it in your nose
    👃🤫

    • @rayswoop4947
      @rayswoop4947 Před 5 lety +3

      Hell yeah could hide some personal use

    • @danikgan98
      @danikgan98 Před 5 lety +3

      A hell of a nose must be

    • @spookszn2426
      @spookszn2426 Před 5 lety

      Then how will u breathe

    • @bradcarroll3719
      @bradcarroll3719 Před 5 lety +2

      I keep trying this, but I only make it 15 minutes down the road before feeling like I can pack some more in! So far it’s been a money losing venture.

    • @brianbauer7560
      @brianbauer7560 Před 5 lety

      Lmfao

  • @otiliu
    @otiliu Před 5 lety +285

    Am I the only one that knows pulp viction od was on opiod not coke xD

    • @saluu9573
      @saluu9573 Před 5 lety +25

      THANK YOU it was heroin not coke she thought it was coke...

    • @rayswoop4947
      @rayswoop4947 Před 5 lety +8

      @@saluu9573 word to mother lol
      Had a good sniff of dat China white 👃

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 Před 5 lety +10

      The problem was that Uma Thurman's character thought the heroin #4 was cocaine. I would say that most people who have watched Pulp Fiction know damn well that they were not witnessing a cocaine overdose.

    • @theishaan3
      @theishaan3 Před 5 lety

      Heroin more accurately

    • @MaximusXXX77
      @MaximusXXX77 Před 5 lety +14

      The Doctor never says it was a coke OD. He simply says she has "an acute cardiac arrest when she had overdosed. It's pretty actually characteristic of what happens to people like that." 1:18

  • @jamaicaw.2135
    @jamaicaw.2135 Před 5 lety +190

    Soooo the Dr. says he's been in ER/ Urgent care medicine for 45 years but his white coat says ophthalmology. And we are on the subject of "muling cocaine" and opening the stomach, yet the operating room scene shows hip surgery. Anyway, informative!

    • @carrieokie1889
      @carrieokie1889 Před 5 lety +15

      He also said Uma Thurmans character OD'd on Cocaine in Pulp Fiction, that's not what happens to anyone when they OD' on Coke, they pass out in Heroin, but Ok Actor Doctor...

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety +26

      I agree, this is bullshit, this doctor has not done an abdominal surgery ever> Plus HCL or gastric fluid does not disintegrate latex, the gastrostomy caths are made of latex, they don't dissolve. its a big joke, he has no experience on these type of patients.

    • @clemfandango5908
      @clemfandango5908 Před 5 lety +4

      Fake news

    • @meaganirwin8014
      @meaganirwin8014 Před 5 lety +8

      He is double boarded in ophthalmology and emergency medicine. He ran an emergency department at the beginning of the emergency medicine residency.

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety +2

      @@meaganirwin8014 Ermergency medicine is not surgery. They DONT OPERATE

  • @adambacker8178
    @adambacker8178 Před 5 lety +11

    I like this doctor, what a down to earth, sensible man

  • @Lumikz
    @Lumikz Před 5 lety +113

    Did Vice just found out about cocaine?

    • @joes661
      @joes661 Před 5 lety

      init, they've been doing videos on it solidly for days

    • @Godlyflex
      @Godlyflex Před 5 lety

      There has been a rise

    • @HopelessHermit
      @HopelessHermit Před 5 lety +2

      New vice video: rolling marijuana cigarettes work like normal tobacco cigarettes. Or maybe: beer gets you drunk!

    • @supsupbro-v1j
      @supsupbro-v1j Před 5 lety +1

      Vice has been on crack for decades, now its moving up

  • @cocamila
    @cocamila Před 5 lety +21

    I’ve always wondered with the danger of stomach acid bursting the drugs, they could have take ppi (proton pump inhibitor) which literally stops your acid secretion down to 1%. I have chronic acid reflux so am on that meds and often times wondered why drug mules didn’t used that method..

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 Před 5 lety +12

    3:25 It's the grandpa version of Jack Nicholson! 😀

  • @blub5113
    @blub5113 Před 5 lety +102

    *the doctor legit looks like he smuggles drugs himself*

    • @christophergaddis3564
      @christophergaddis3564 Před 5 lety +1

      I-K-R 😂
      Sitting up there looking like he gotta pot belly full of pellets 😂

  • @bryand7958
    @bryand7958 Před 5 lety +155

    So I need to take tums with a condom balloons? Gotcha.

    • @koffinkat666
      @koffinkat666 Před 5 lety +2

      Criminal minds think alike, My exact thoughts

    • @sheenabailey
      @sheenabailey Před 5 lety +2

      Bryan D let me know if you can put me on. I’m trying to pay down this credit card debt a little faster. Lol

    • @Melissa0774
      @Melissa0774 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, that'll probably work about as good as trying to put out a house fire with an eye dropper.

    • @tuuger
      @tuuger Před 5 lety

      Yes and dip the pellets i olive oil and youre good (in theory lol)

    • @anmogill292
      @anmogill292 Před 5 lety

      Lol

  • @allthingsbegin
    @allthingsbegin Před 3 lety +1

    Amen. It's not worth it. Trust me. Saw a friend of mine collapse in the airport and it wasn't until after he was dead I found out he had pellets containing cocaine in his stomach. Horrible horrible thing.

  • @abisz007007
    @abisz007007 Před 5 lety +12

    03:20 the laugh of a man who got his degree for 1/10th of the cost it his today

  • @harvmn22
    @harvmn22 Před 5 lety +56

    Since when do ophthalmologists deal with the GI system???? 😂

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD Před 5 lety +5

      It's a Brown Eye, so what's the problem ?? 👁️

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 Před 5 lety +1

      It's just a coat that producers put on him for interview

    • @silverdollars7407
      @silverdollars7407 Před 4 lety

      Maybe he just knows the most about coke

    • @nusaibahibraheem8183
      @nusaibahibraheem8183 Před 2 lety

      They can if they want to, they went to medical school and studied the whole body.

  • @disouji
    @disouji Před 5 lety +11

    I feel sorry for the American students that are in enormous debts after the college graduation, that must be a terrible feeling. Why can't they make it free? I am from the Czech Republic and I am going to graduate in two weeks from mechanical engineering. I am so glad I dont have to worry about such problems, the universities here are free for our citizens.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie Před 4 měsíci

      Te US won't have any militar recruitment if that happens lmao

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521

    I think I want this doctor to “prescribe” me some medication

    • @theseklownskrazyasfuq344
      @theseklownskrazyasfuq344 Před 5 lety +1

      @resistance 0078, but of course 😁😁😁

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety +2

      He can olny check your eyes. Its an ophtalmologist, he can give you glasses,

    • @JoJo-zx9sc
      @JoJo-zx9sc Před 5 lety

      @@jorgechiubomberos what Ru on about? He's not an optician is he?

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety +2

      @@JoJo-zx9sc No , he is an Ophtalmologist. He is a doctor, but to be an eye doctor, you don't go through general surgery, just go straight form medical school into ophthalmology residence, So in reality you have never performed laparotomies as surgeon. Its very different, Its different to know about it, and read about is, than doing it and talking out of experience. I am a General Surgeon and a Cardiothoracic surgeon, on top of also being a trauma surgeon. I have taken care of this paitents directly, this guy has NOT. You can watch the VICE vido called the Guardian Angel of Guatemala, that's me and I do deal with this first hand

    • @JoJo-zx9sc
      @JoJo-zx9sc Před 5 lety

      @@jorgechiubomberos really?.wow, I'll check the video out! Thanks for explaining, but how do u know he is an opthalmologist? Did I miss something in the video?
      My dad is a doctor too. He is a consultant in aviation medicine and is head of the centerfuge in the UK. He was recently the specialist Dr for the defence in the Shoreham plane crash. Don't know if you heard about it? It was a jet plane crash in a air display in the UK a couple of years ago.i think it was 9ppl who were killed. It was a big deal here but it made international news too. He spoke in court in defence of the pilot. The pilot was found not guilty and is a free man...
      I don't know why I told u all this, just you were talking about your job and I kinda went off on one! Sorry! If you are interested though there are loads of videos on CZcams, was a really interesting case....

  • @Nicomonnn
    @Nicomonnn Před 5 lety +20

    Now all he has to do on top of paying his student loans, is paying all the brand new medical bills :^)

  • @dazedchefsuploads6062
    @dazedchefsuploads6062 Před 5 lety +76

    They should modify corn into giant kernels to hide the cocaine inside. Corn always shows up in full kernels in my poop.

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD Před 5 lety +4

      Tomato skins for me 🍅🤔

    • @nikkis.3680
      @nikkis.3680 Před 5 lety +1

      Lettuce for me

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina Před 5 lety

      This!!!!

    • @maxthatcher6003
      @maxthatcher6003 Před 5 lety

      That’s because our digestive enzymes aren’t able to break down the bonds between the sugar molecules in cellulose it’s stupid cause stomach acid is able to dissolve metal lol

  • @rishabhverma1662
    @rishabhverma1662 Před 5 lety +69

    Is he wearing a wrong apron?? He says that he's specialty is emergency medicine. But clearely he is wearing an ophthalmology apron.

    • @213243D
      @213243D Před 5 lety +14

      Some people have more than one specialty?

    • @RoloHolland
      @RoloHolland Před 5 lety +2

      Put a guy in a White coat and he is a specialist

    • @rishabhverma1662
      @rishabhverma1662 Před 5 lety +2

      Vice people should atleast check such details before putting it up online.

    • @rishabhverma1662
      @rishabhverma1662 Před 5 lety

      @@RoloHolland but still there are specialist of one thing at a time

    • @rishabhverma1662
      @rishabhverma1662 Před 5 lety

      @@213243D not possible as per my knowledge

  • @Scott_Raynor
    @Scott_Raynor Před 5 lety +4

    Seems like such a nice bloke

  • @Sinister00777
    @Sinister00777 Před 5 lety +15

    Robot Chicken explains this using a yeti

  • @NinjaLifestyle
    @NinjaLifestyle Před 5 lety +5

    Ouch...

  • @pastuh
    @pastuh Před 5 lety +22

    03:15 Why doctor have words on chest: "Holy Crap" ?

  • @Ryan88881
    @Ryan88881 Před 5 lety +1

    That scene in Pulp Fiction is actually nothing like a cocaine overdose (because it wasn't). Cocaine overdoses usually involve seizures or tremors and hallucinations like he stated later in the video.

  • @tanmaypanadi1414
    @tanmaypanadi1414 Před 5 lety +4

    You would think those dealers would have invested their money on non dissoving plastics resistant to acids for better and safer transport.

  • @NIIIIQQ
    @NIIIIQQ Před 5 lety +6

    This is exactly what I wanted to see after I watched that story .

    • @MistaZipps
      @MistaZipps Před 5 lety

      Vice knew what they were doing with this lol.

    • @TkrZ
      @TkrZ Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah that's why they specifically left it out of the other video so they could generate more clicks for this video, really shitty practice

    • @NIIIIQQ
      @NIIIIQQ Před 5 lety

      @@TkrZ pretty normal actually

  • @ejungleska
    @ejungleska Před 5 lety

    I saw a documentary where this woman who smuggled drugs and the bag ruptured inside of her. But she didn't die, she actually became really smart.

    • @colingallagher1443
      @colingallagher1443 Před 3 lety

      Arthur Withheld - Was she smart enough to disappear before the cartel started asking where the product had gone?

  • @PainCrashDaGPuff3000
    @PainCrashDaGPuff3000 Před 5 lety +12

    Pulp Fiction OD scene was depicting overdose due to opioid and not coke.

  • @asleep_asthestars_speak
    @asleep_asthestars_speak Před 5 lety +3

    Vice releasing this episode:
    "Oh shit people might actually take our previous video seriously"

  • @augustojoseramonpinochetug5235

    He’s an emergency room doc but his lab coat says ophthalmology?

  • @bg5561742
    @bg5561742 Před 5 lety +3

    Yea show me a video about cocaine on Friday afternoon now that’s all I want to do

  • @jimmynickelz
    @jimmynickelz Před 5 lety +1

    The clenched fist in the rectus storage animation........classic

  • @yz4043
    @yz4043 Před 2 lety

    2:45 that animation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darian2596
    @darian2596 Před 5 lety +1

    Kind of funny that his tag reads "Ophthalmology". He must have gotten tired of dealing with taking care of pellets exploding in drug mules bellies lol!

  • @kaykonodine2954
    @kaykonodine2954 Před 2 lety +1

    Outrageous to risk your life over drug smuggling..

  • @colingallagher1443
    @colingallagher1443 Před 3 lety +1

    I watched “Maria Full of Grace”. It’s a horrible way to die if the condom breaks on its way through the digestive system. Still probably a better way to die compared to what would happen to one if the cartel found out that the drugs had been lost.

  • @robode1945
    @robode1945 Před 5 lety +3

    Sounds like one helluva trip....

  • @lm6817
    @lm6817 Před 2 lety

    Doc turns to Jack Nicholson at the very end. 😆

  • @gvina7789
    @gvina7789 Před 5 lety +3

    Smuggling cocaine isn’t any medical term I’ve heard of.

  • @afootballfanforever
    @afootballfanforever Před 5 lety +23

    Vice guys keen on swallowing some capsules so i guess they are researching these things for a reason😂

  • @Blindashitmetalasfuck
    @Blindashitmetalasfuck Před 5 lety +26

    I guess the doctor didn't realize that Uma Therman overdosed on heroine in Pulp Fiction...

    • @bushraduti6780
      @bushraduti6780 Před 5 lety +3

      they work the same way when they rupture inside.

    • @GHELitefire
      @GHELitefire Před 5 lety +2

      What are you talking about? How? One is a stimulant and the other is a depressant. They work in complete opposite ways. @@bushraduti6780

    • @Blindashitmetalasfuck
      @Blindashitmetalasfuck Před 5 lety +1

      @@bushraduti6780 that isn't true in the least bit. One is a stimulant, and the other is a depressant. They are pretty much polar opposites...

    • @bushraduti6780
      @bushraduti6780 Před 5 lety

      @@GHELitefire both are drugs. Overdose is bad for health. Specially such overdose. .. bye bye organs

  • @ClaudeMagicbox
    @ClaudeMagicbox Před 4 lety

    The doctor either did not see Pulp Fiction or possibly doesn’t know much about toxicology.... Uma Thurman’s character is shown having the classic cardiovascular collapse given by the sudden shift from a strong stimulant (cocaine) in the system to a strong “downer” pushing the opposite effect like heroin/opiates.
    In that scene she had done coke all night and once home she thinks “Vincent Vega’s” baggie of powder contains more cocaine instead it containes a very strong heroin sometimes called “china white” that he perviously bought for himself...when she proceeds to snort it she doesn’t OD on coke but collapses on the upper/downer cardio stress.

  • @kymberlyp4056
    @kymberlyp4056 Před 5 lety +10

    Did anyone else notice that this doctor was a Ophthalmologist speaking about emergency abdominal surgery for drug smuggling?🤷🏼‍♀️ What’s next... a Orthopedist is going to cover bronchitis and pneumonia? 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @jacobsaccount9353
      @jacobsaccount9353 Před 3 lety

      Hey take it easy mate! That's my bloody grandpa your talking about!

    • @shizz812
      @shizz812 Před 2 lety

      METEOROLOGIST... 18LOG...
      COMMENT
      CHICK OL FILET
      COMMENT

    • @birddog7248
      @birddog7248 Před 2 lety

      Hey that's my DAD

  • @sheenabailey
    @sheenabailey Před 5 lety +3

    There goes my extra side money options. Damn it!!!

  • @ekimincirli5402
    @ekimincirli5402 Před 5 lety +2

    Thank you for the video Vice, I'll be sure to be more careful the next time I smuggle cocaine to pay off my student loans.

  • @screamingpanda1018
    @screamingpanda1018 Před 5 lety +2

    Let's remember he pulled it off he didn't get caught he gave himself up.

    • @mela3889
      @mela3889 Před 5 lety +1

      ScreamingPanda 101 no he was gonna die if he didn't go to the hospital that doesn't count as a W

  • @personincognito3989
    @personincognito3989 Před 5 lety

    I know of somebody who swallowed a bunch of condoms with Coke and when he was in the airport he started to get confused and wander around because they burst inside him. And he died

  • @ztothet2453
    @ztothet2453 Před 4 lety

    Drug mules: *furiously taking notes*

  • @alezandradavila2581
    @alezandradavila2581 Před rokem

    Lol I love how chill the doctor is

  • @MrQuickPro
    @MrQuickPro Před 5 lety +5

    I thought opthalmologists only did cataracts 😂😂😂

  • @GuacaMolii
    @GuacaMolii Před 5 lety +3

    I love this series already

  • @Greasyspleen
    @Greasyspleen Před 5 lety +1

    Well that's not so bad. I would have assumed it just kills you instantly.

    • @JoJo-zx9sc
      @JoJo-zx9sc Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah, it almost makes it worth it!

  • @josephhind7484
    @josephhind7484 Před 5 lety

    Does it really require a doctor to say what happens ??? You get fuc*** up 😂

  • @Stonktradomus
    @Stonktradomus Před 5 lety +1

    Always ensure that your mules are taking antacids, and gas reducers, around the clock.

  • @signgod
    @signgod Před 5 lety +33

    Pulp fiction movie the girl sniffed herion thinking it was coke

    • @MM-ty6cu
      @MM-ty6cu Před 5 lety

      Good memory!

    • @adamm.6386
      @adamm.6386 Před 5 lety +4

      He said the effects of the rupture *are similar to the effects of the o.d. in the film* . Not that they were from the same drugs.

    • @samveers9201
      @samveers9201 Před 5 lety

      And no way that would happen with dope!! (w/Uma therman & that "nstant" bloody nose) as well! No matter which (drug) it could have been, it probably would have to have been some sort of I don't know methamphetamine or some shit...... sniffed like that, to get a bloody nose like that....

  • @ChiTownGuerrilla
    @ChiTownGuerrilla Před 5 lety

    Thats why your supposed to dip the balloon/gloves in wax before swallowing them.

  • @sangkang6294
    @sangkang6294 Před 3 lety

    Student loans being used for studies is no problem, used for parties and getting your next vacation is not a wise choice.

  • @-MaryPoppins-
    @-MaryPoppins- Před 5 lety

    So develop a pellet that is incredibly unlikely to deteriorate ?

  • @neurov9790
    @neurov9790 Před 5 lety

    From paying a student loan to paying a hospital bill

  • @patw.6567
    @patw.6567 Před 5 lety +1

    cool follow up

  • @brett_kendrick82
    @brett_kendrick82 Před 5 lety +1

    Love the upbeat background music 🎤🎼🎹🎶 😂😂😂

  • @festivekamikaze
    @festivekamikaze Před 4 lety +1

    My FBI agent: HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven Před 5 lety +3

    Was gonna become a pharmacy tech until i realized they keep 100%pure synthetic cocaine on hand. As it is used in the medical field, i believe as a anesthetic (Not sure tho) I don't trust myself and know after years and building trust in my workplace, idk if i could hold off on the temptation to smuggle it and sell it. I avoided an entire career because the chance of me going to prison was too high for me to consider.

    • @AK4974U
      @AK4974U Před 3 lety

      Isn’t synthetic coke basically bath salts?

    • @Shteven
      @Shteven Před 3 lety

      @@AK4974U that's not actually synthetic, that's like the neighborhood pot dealer saying he has legit BC bud when it's Mexican shwag.

    • @Gsg-xh3th
      @Gsg-xh3th Před 2 lety

      @@AK4974U no bath salts are often synthetic cathinones like a-pvp, a-php, mdpv etc. Which are not related to cocaine in anyway but have similar mechanisms of action within the brain but are generally much stronger. Closest drugs would be other local anaesthetics of that class like lidocaine, benzocaine etc but they lack the high

  • @mr.hokage7507
    @mr.hokage7507 Před 5 lety +1

    That was the most forced laugh I heard aside from kawhi leonard 😂😂

  • @ytfbbet7745
    @ytfbbet7745 Před 5 lety

    The funny thing is he is on doctor pay and is still working a 9-5 at his age. How do we go about doing some smuggling? I have some student loans I need to clear.

  • @danilobakovic
    @danilobakovic Před 3 lety +1

    Cocaine is hell of a drug.

  • @boris2342
    @boris2342 Před 3 lety

    Luke now has a student load,
    prison sentence,
    lawyer bills,
    medical bills,
    criminal record,
    nasty scar
    and still has to pay the Cartel
    for all the coke he lost

  • @TheWitness1001
    @TheWitness1001 Před 4 lety

    Reporter: Have you ever heard of someone smuggling coke to pay off student loans?
    Doc: No I never heard of that.
    Reporter: You looking at him. 😎

  • @merson812
    @merson812 Před 5 lety

    Liked the Dr, a good guy and a great communicator.

  • @HillbillyNitroUSA
    @HillbillyNitroUSA Před 5 lety +7

    The Rectum = Prison Wallet ✌

  • @argo117007
    @argo117007 Před 5 lety +1

    3:26 fookin SHINING ova here

  • @twizz420
    @twizz420 Před 5 lety

    Mia from Pulp Fiction was overdosing on heroin. She was revived with naloxone.

  • @TheShockLoad
    @TheShockLoad Před 5 lety +1

    So if you eat a bunch of tums before and let it set a bit and them load the stomach will that help with the acid eating through the latex? And then just keep eating tums until you get to the destination.

  • @Rosebud0801
    @Rosebud0801 Před 5 lety

    So after they treat them in the ER, do they get arrested?

  • @GHELitefire
    @GHELitefire Před 5 lety

    His shirt says he's an ophthalmologist. Why would he have any experience with drug smugglers?

  • @mattijuhani85
    @mattijuhani85 Před 5 lety

    Thanks for the advice, Doc!

  • @randomthingsreview7995

    So basically getting bitten by a rattlesnake from the inside of your stomach....yikes!!!

  • @prunehead
    @prunehead Před 5 lety +2

    nature's pocket, every time.
    I'm no fool.

  • @tracya1973
    @tracya1973 Před 5 lety

    The doctor’s lab coat says that he’s an ophthalmologist? Is he an expert on smuggling cocaine in the eyes? 😂😂😂

  • @beasttitan8747
    @beasttitan8747 Před 5 lety +3

    How about "Carrier Pigeons" like about 2 dozen of them?

    • @ssrobs2552
      @ssrobs2552 Před 5 lety

      Bane Hmm, maybe. How much can a pigeon carry though? You'd probably need a whole flock to make a profit.

    • @beasttitan8747
      @beasttitan8747 Před 5 lety +1

      16 ounces make 1 pound, if one bird carry two ounces strapped in pockets over the border fence to another location, maybe we could get 10 pounds per day × 31 = 310 pounds per month. Interesting Hypothesis thou.

    • @jorgechiubomberos
      @jorgechiubomberos Před 5 lety

      It works

  • @aprimaryuser9113
    @aprimaryuser9113 Před 5 lety

    I’ll take this advice into account for next time. Cheers Doc!

  • @crueljimi
    @crueljimi Před 5 lety +2

    Why interview an ophthalmologist and not a gastroenterologist?

  • @Adulting_Sucks
    @Adulting_Sucks Před 5 lety

    Wraps up with an unsolicited Jack Nicholson impersonation. 😁

  • @srslyyouguys
    @srslyyouguys Před 5 lety

    3:25 doc just found his inner Jack Nicholson

  • @jizzzoi316
    @jizzzoi316 Před 5 lety

    Wow, I had a friend pass away in 2002/2003 after he swallowed a sac trying to hide it from police.

  • @Brandon68plus1
    @Brandon68plus1 Před 3 lety

    In Pulp Fiction Uma Thurman's character overdosed on Heroin not Cocaine. She snorted a fat line thinking it was cocaine.

  • @justinbozeman9279
    @justinbozeman9279 Před 5 lety +12

    The Pulp Fiction overdose was heroin not cocaine. Totally different experience doc.

    • @laughnowcrylater3500
      @laughnowcrylater3500 Před 5 lety +1

      It was cocaine

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 Před 5 lety +11

      @@laughnowcrylater3500 No, it was heroin. She mistook Vincent Vega's heroin for cocaine and that's why she overdosed. Christ watch the movie again.

    • @pacovl46
      @pacovl46 Před 5 lety +1

      zappa frank correct!

    • @justinbozeman9279
      @justinbozeman9279 Před 5 lety

      For everyone who wants to correct me, I suggest googling it first.

    • @laughnowcrylater3500
      @laughnowcrylater3500 Před 5 lety

      @@niandraladie2953 I met uma Thurman in person I asked her she said it was a Coke overdosed. guess she lied?

  • @kindaboredtoday4590
    @kindaboredtoday4590 Před 5 lety +1

    Doctor: Dont smuggle cocaine it's not worth it.
    Interviewer: have you ever heard if someone doing it to pay off student loans?
    Doctor: Holy shit someone did that? lol.

  • @AuroraAlchemy
    @AuroraAlchemy Před 5 lety

    Um...she snorts heroin in Pulp Fiction, not cocaine. That was the whole problem. She used cocaine in the movie regularly, and mistook John Travolta’s heroin for cocaine, then snorted it. That’s why she had an OD.

  • @rdizzy1
    @rdizzy1 Před 4 lety

    Thank you for letting me down I need to take a steady supply of tums to lower ph and h2 blockers to keep production of hcl down as well as drugs to keep the motility quick in the small intestines and keep the various small pathways in the small intestine from tightening as well if I ever need to smuggle.

  • @18matts
    @18matts Před 5 lety

    Remember guys: Vice does not condone illegal activity, but they advise the poop shoot.

  • @HillbillyNitroUSA
    @HillbillyNitroUSA Před 5 lety +8

    Yea, smuggling drugs to supposedly "pay off student loans" is about like strippers saying they are stripping to pay their college tuition. 🤣 You ain't gotta lie to kick it... 🤙

  • @theprotector6099
    @theprotector6099 Před 5 lety

    Good thing it's something I've never remotely considered, but I'd imagine this is a relevant topic for a number of Vice employees.

  • @drmariopepper4354
    @drmariopepper4354 Před 5 lety +1

    Isn’t an ophthalmologist an eye doctor? Maybe he use to be a ER doc and I missed it.