r/Entitledparents Karen Gets The Most PAINFUL Sting In The World!

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    r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP goes hiking and comes across a wild Karen in the woods. OP warns Karen about the gympie gympie plant, which has the most painful sting in the world. Karen ignores OP and (of course) gets stung! Don't say I didn't warn you, moron! It's said that the pain from the sting lasts for over a year, so she Karen has plenty of time to think about what she did!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +482

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  • @redditdevilsadvocate.5134
    @redditdevilsadvocate.5134 Pƙed 3 lety +941

    Fun fact, the tree was the Australian Gympie Gympie tree. It has silicon, glass, needles that are coated in its toxin. Gympie Gympie is an old Australian slang word for F**k. So the tree is so dangerous it’s simply named 2 F-bombs back to back.

    • @takitachibana1267
      @takitachibana1267 Pƙed 3 lety +50

      Well, now ive heard about this, i need it XD

    • @paulqueripel3493
      @paulqueripel3493 Pƙed 3 lety +28

      Apparently the toxins are similar to those in spiders and scorpions. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54199816

    • @LuddyFish_
      @LuddyFish_ Pƙed 3 lety +56

      In one of my environmental science class, we were learning about Gympies, and what they do to protect themselves from predators. But damn, this is the first time I've learnt that Gympie means f-bomb.

    • @username42080
      @username42080 Pƙed 3 lety +32

      Isn't it also called "the suicide plant"?

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Haha... that’s such a cool useless fact! Cool party talk, lol 😎

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 3 lety +1571

    With the most painful plant sting in the world, the gympie-gympie plant turned Karen into a wimpy-wimpy.

  • @chileshems88
    @chileshems88 Pƙed 3 lety +713

    She seriously wanted him thrown out because she was told colorblindness isn't contagious? Wat?

    • @nastya0987
      @nastya0987 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      She thought he was lying because she was convinced it is. So she went to get him kicked out. Crazy misinformation huh

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 Pƙed 3 lety +45

      And the fact the head almost did and would have if not for the old man who revealed to be the former headmaster

    • @kingdabossboi1976
      @kingdabossboi1976 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      That story felt VERY fake

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 Pƙed 3 lety +27

      @@kingdabossboi1976 maybe maybe not Karens are crazy look at all the antivax people who think vaccines cause autism is it really that hard to believe that one could think that colorblindness is contagious

    • @Werrf1
      @Werrf1 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@animefan8591 Yes, but the retired head who just sat at the back quietly doing his thing while this woman was harassing a student, and only revealed himself at the very end to back up the student's story...yeah, that story sounds fake as hell. Why didn't he intervene sooner? Why didn't the current head immediately ask him what he had seen?

  • @sogeking839
    @sogeking839 Pƙed 3 lety +214

    The gympie gympie is no joke. My friend’s dad got stung when he went to Australia during vacation. He described the pain as someone pressing a red hot bar of steel against your arm then pouring hot water over the wound while stabbing it with a nail. And that pain lasted for 2 months. Truly terrifying stuff.

    • @saltyz72
      @saltyz72 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Sounds about right.

    • @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776
      @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I heard that you need to get the silicone needles surgically removed so you don't want to die every time anything touches the spot.

  • @DaremoKamen
    @DaremoKamen Pƙed 3 lety +2412

    I like a shirt that has a picture of Stalin that says, "Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 Pƙed 3 lety +514

    Can almost guarantee the triggered people by a t-shirt that says “summon demons” will be the same people who claim “this new generation is full of snowflakes”

    • @pedromaldonado2826
      @pedromaldonado2826 Pƙed 3 lety +72

      Same people that say they aren't homophobic/sexist but are disgusted if they're son DARES wear pink

    • @darko-man8549
      @darko-man8549 Pƙed 3 lety +29

      Pedro Maldonado definitely
      “I’m not homophobic buuuut.....”

    • @stanleyyy427
      @stanleyyy427 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      This generation is full of snowflakes, as are most generations. Karen's are everywhere.

    • @darko-man8549
      @darko-man8549 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      SavvyRose UwU so the boomer generation?

    • @stanleyyy427
      @stanleyyy427 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@darko-man8549 all generations have their Karens.

  • @randomrat4722
    @randomrat4722 Pƙed 3 lety +317

    The amount of entitlement of people who use the excuse "you'd hit a woman!!!"

    • @giogio873
      @giogio873 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Kazuma approves

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety +23

      Hell no. If my daughter (or sister) picks a fight and throws the first punch, I'm gonna laugh at her while I clean up her injuries.
      Now if the other person is in the wrong, I'm gonna go in swinging twice as hard. In my family, we try not to start fights. But we sure as hell finish them.
      #IrishPride

    • @takitachibana1267
      @takitachibana1267 Pƙed 3 lety +37

      Women :Want to be equal to men. Also woman : I'm gonna assault you, you are NOT allowed to defend yourself!

    • @derguenter6257
      @derguenter6257 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      with the same logic i cant hit a dude just because im taller... Thats bs, you reap what you sow.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@takitachibana1267 Me: [assaults "woman" anyways, making damn sure that she's broken beyond comprehension and recognition]

  • @sillydkitty
    @sillydkitty Pƙed 3 lety +83

    Karen:*i will HIT you*
    Op: I will defend myself
    Karen:*GASP* how DARE YOU DEFEND YOURSELF FROM A CRAZY PERSON

  • @AcrizCaazi
    @AcrizCaazi Pƙed 3 lety +132

    “You bought that shirt as a joke, but it looked like it DID actually summon a demon.”
    -rSlash
    Fucking gold, man.

  • @Positivekitten
    @Positivekitten Pƙed 3 lety +70

    I absolutely relate to the first story! I have a vision impairment and, while I can still see well enough to do many things without assistance, I am considered legally blind. When I was about 10 years old, I tried making friends with a girl who lived down the street until her mother came over and told my parents that they didn’t want me around her daughter because they didn’t want her to catch my disease. Yep, you can’t fix stupid!

    • @clocker918
      @clocker918 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Okay for those people think genetic diseases are infectious those people need to be put the frick down before they reproduce cuz I'm pretty sure they already got a genetic disease called stupidity only the thing is they got the worst strain of it so instead they don't even have no brain cells they have negative brain cells

    • @linabasilisk1955
      @linabasilisk1955 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@clocker918 Well, theoretically, every particle has an anti-particle, so...If particle and anti-particle meet, I have been told they both disappear in a puff of gamma rays. Perhaps we need Geiger counters to hunt these nuclear karens.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Pƙed 2 lety

      Then don't go near them. You might catch her stupidity.

  • @jenniferbeck957
    @jenniferbeck957 Pƙed 3 lety +497

    Karen "I cAn'T bELieVe YoU'D HiT a WoMAn" op: equal rights, equal fights.

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 Pƙed 3 lety +37

      I'm not one for violence, but I definitely would slap this lady to shut her up

    • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
      @jedediahcoulbourne1791 Pƙed 3 lety +33

      Equal rights and lefts

    • @eivind-falk
      @eivind-falk Pƙed 3 lety +24

      These people only want equal rights when it's to their advantage.

    • @arrivedknight7632
      @arrivedknight7632 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      OP: I believe in gender equality: *Your threats don't scare me*

    • @taylorrichards5133
      @taylorrichards5133 Pƙed 3 lety +18

      These hands are rated E for everyone

  • @toportime
    @toportime Pƙed rokem +81

    You know the sting from a tree is bad when even animals unalive themselves after getting stung.

  • @flamester6014
    @flamester6014 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    I feel bad for the first child that had an EM, he seemed understanding and genuinely curious to learn what her color blindness was like, rather than make fun of it

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 Pƙed 3 lety +88

    F for the hiker that use the Gympie plant as toilet paper... F mate

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant Pƙed 3 lety +616

    Top comment: doesn't exist
    rSlash: fine I'll do it myself

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 Pƙed 3 lety +114

    I'm glad someone stood up. Basically, some older people think they can disrespect anyone but if you "talk back" to them, they said that you need to treat them with respect. I don't understand it.
    And even though I don't like the shirt, I wouldn't go to that length

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod Pƙed rokem

      Fortunately, their nonsense is dying, just like them.

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      And they say young people are entitled. Unbelievable.

  • @ladypyro7987
    @ladypyro7987 Pƙed 3 lety +49

    My fathers mother(technically my grandma) hated me the moment I was born, as a kid I did everything I could so she would love me. At a family reunion after taking care of her making everything easy for her. While I’m bring her food to her a family member asked about All her grandkids, she talked about her 4 wonderful grandsons I set the food down in front of her they asked “who’s this” to which she said “she nobody”, I just smiled and walked away. That woman hated me and made sure I new it, I was her only granddaughter

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Pƙed 3 lety +10

      ever find out why she hated you? (not that there's any excuse to hate someone for no reason--especially family, only that knowing the reason means that there could be a chance to change the opinion)

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@NinjaFlibble Honestly, while it would satisfy the curiosity, anyone who hates a child like that isn't worth knowing. I wouldn't bother trying to change her opinion not matter the reason, just cut that C-word from your life.

    • @tylerking1566
      @tylerking1566 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      I am so sorry that happen to you. My Dads mom didn't really like me she told me my dad kicked me out bc I was causing him stress so he was drinking more even thought its her fault for him being a drunk before I was even born. Bc she always baby him and got him help for his mental issure so he used alcohol to self Medicaid. Now my grandmother on my moms side was the complete opposite her grandkids are always right and spoiled

    • @lunam9022
      @lunam9022 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      i'm so sorry you had to put up with that- my father's mother was the same way. she didn't like my mom so she hated me and my brother. i saw her maybe two or three times (and if i tried to talk to her she'd avoid me, i have no idea what her voice sounded like) before she passed away when i was 8.

    • @AuthorUndertheVoid
      @AuthorUndertheVoid Pƙed 3 lety +5

      My dad's mother never liked me or any of my siblings because she didn't like my mom and my dad was the least favorite of the family. I don't remember her name and I have never met her.

  • @cardinalchaos2278
    @cardinalchaos2278 Pƙed 3 lety +172

    Anyone else feel dumber after hearing the Entitled Mother in the first story?

    • @katrinacordina3847
      @katrinacordina3847 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      It actually makes me feel smarter

    • @danni1650
      @danni1650 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      I mean I lost some braincells smashing my head on my desk... but I feel like a genius in comparison...

    • @pearldragon6508
      @pearldragon6508 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Billy Maddison has the best quote for that dumbness đŸ€Ł
      czcams.com/video/D4Ha_XjCuA8/video.html

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@danni1650 Facepalms tend to be safer in that regard, but yeah I felt part of my brain die inside because of that moron.

    • @danni1650
      @danni1650 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@RiptoGakt no amount of facepalms will do!! 😂

  • @kranberry3318
    @kranberry3318 Pƙed 3 lety +64

    When you replaced the part that says the older gentleman stood up and spoke and instead repeated the part where someone asked OP if she was causing the disturbance, that was REALLY confusing. I had to play it back a few times and then read over it a couple times to realize what it was supposed to be.

  • @despairondrugs376
    @despairondrugs376 Pƙed 3 lety +236

    Unwanted fact: What you probably think is a horse's "Knee" Is actually their wrist. The bones in their "Forearm" Are like fingers.

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      I just had the most disturbing visual of a horse with 3 foot long fingers in its leg

    • @homerola2
      @homerola2 Pƙed 3 lety +28

      @@platygetzkillz627 thing is horses actually have one finger on each limb, and they walk on their fingernails. Make of that what you will

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 Pƙed 3 lety +14

      @@homerola2 *demonic screaming*

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Pƙed 3 lety +9

      And one giant fingernail at the end. That's why horseshoes don't hurt them.
      - Paramedic here. A&P has always been fascinating.

    • @BVBGirl-3313
      @BVBGirl-3313 Pƙed 3 lety +12

      Its the same with all quadrapeds...thats why people are trying to tell people not to declaw their cats cuz they walk on their finger tips and declawing amputates the tip of their finger and then they want the cat to walk on the amputated finger tips 😣

  • @sakiefox7250
    @sakiefox7250 Pƙed 3 lety +194

    Ah the gympie gympie bush, one of the many “harmless” looking things in Australia that harm ya

    • @tomlynmathewsjr7514
      @tomlynmathewsjr7514 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      Fools. Nothing in Australia is harmless.
      Expect Koalas. Koalas are chill.

    • @justsomebassistwithwifi1073
      @justsomebassistwithwifi1073 Pƙed 3 lety +22

      @@tomlynmathewsjr7514 can’t tell if it’s a joke so woodsh me but sadly koalas are dangerous and they mauled lady and her dog before.

    • @kattheneeko
      @kattheneeko Pƙed 3 lety +15

      @@tomlynmathewsjr7514 but wait, koalas carry chlamydia :o twas but a ruse

    • @rightsideupaustralian1252
      @rightsideupaustralian1252 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@tomlynmathewsjr7514 Not the drop bears!

    • @platygetzkillz627
      @platygetzkillz627 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Even the platypus, which looks cute and adorable at first sight, luring you into a false sense of security, can stab you with venom too strong for painkillers to dull. Like this lady in the story below.
      Lady: Awwww lookit is a little platy-pus! Awwww look at him the little ankle-boita he so adorable yes you are!
      Platypus: *adorable confusion*
      Lady: Now I'm gonna pick you up now!
      Platypus: *allows himself to be picked up*
      Lady: Awwww aren't you the cutest little thing in the outback!
      Platypus: *eyes change from adorable to a demonic glow*
      Lady: wait wa- AHHH AHHHH SOME OHHH JEEZ OH MY **** OYH OHHH HELPA AHHHHHHH *continues screaming while the platypus rips her to shreds and then steals her wallet*

  • @diretrip
    @diretrip Pƙed 3 lety +25

    "There's a tree that stings people and the pain can last for years."
    Wait what?

  • @jonathanronnle6060
    @jonathanronnle6060 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    As an ecologist that works in the North Queensland rainforests, quite often I come across Gympie Gympie and it is the only thing in the rainforest that actually always has me on edge. Unfortunately, 1 day while trying to find some Leaf-tailed Geckos, I managed to brush my shoulder on one. I can tell you now if I didn't always bring duct tape with me because of that tree, I would still be in pain. The pain lasted a week and if I didn't treat it I would have had to use hydrochloric acid to get rid of the venom, but luckily it went away on its own. Always be careful in Australian rainforests but don't be afraid of them, they are quite beautiful and the plant is actually rarer than you think.

  • @randomchild6926
    @randomchild6926 Pƙed 3 lety +17

    Em: I can’t believe you’d hit a woman
    Me: I can’t believe you call yourself women

    • @toportime
      @toportime Pƙed rokem

      That comment is highly under rated, pure gold!

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey Pƙed 3 lety +225

    Last story: she could easily sue that mall for big bucks.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      I know - "Don't let her get away with putting her hands on me", well, lady, you were the one grabbing her arm and trying to restrain her from leaving the situation. You know how kids are told to ignore and walk away from bullies? Well, that's how bullies react - they don't let you walk away.

    • @hardcorenativextreme
      @hardcorenativextreme Pƙed rokem

      It has a nice update

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      @@hardcorenativextreme What is it?! 😼

  • @magicfireflame
    @magicfireflame Pƙed 3 lety +51

    For the entitled grandma wedding story, I truly sympathize with op. My grandmother (I don't refer to her as such anymore around people who know who she is) is a very toxic person, and my parents insisted she got an invitation to my wedding. I allowed it on the condition they understood that after that, I never wanted to see her or talk to her again.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      I had one of those too. When she died my mom was debating on whether or not to inter her with my grandfather and I asked "do you really want to do that to your father?"
      Fun fact, my grandfather separated from her when my mom was 15. And authorized my mom and dad's marriage when she was 17 so that she wouldn't have to live with her mother.

    • @PeachesDreemurr
      @PeachesDreemurr Pƙed 3 lety +1

      If she was anything like my grandma, I'd say," no, she'll never be invited to anything involving me. She's cancer in human form, and I don't need cancer."

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL Pƙed 3 lety +1

      My grandmother was like that too.

  • @Taminaminaaa
    @Taminaminaaa Pƙed 3 lety +209

    Come on, „Let’s summon demons“ isn’t even that bad!

    • @wastedviking6280
      @wastedviking6280 Pƙed 3 lety +25

      Yeah we shouldn't be racist towards demons ! :)

    • @M4S4life
      @M4S4life Pƙed 3 lety +5

      That shirt is an amazing Halloween shift, 10 of 10.

    • @shy3884
      @shy3884 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      I know exactly which ones she’s talking about too. It’s the most famous shirt out of the Steven Rhodes shirts. My favorite one I get stares at a lot for is the “Mommy can we keep him?” shirt with the Cerberus lmao

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 Pƙed 3 lety

      And then there's Zizai Orangebrush on Instagram.

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@wastedviking6280 demons is such a harsh word, please refer to them as “mortally challenged” (if you get this reference good for you) 😆

  • @Friedbaboons
    @Friedbaboons Pƙed 3 lety +13

    “Love your neighbor as yourself” “but, what if they are a different race?”
    “Yes, even if they ask stupid questions”

    • @toportime
      @toportime Pƙed rokem +1

      No thanks. You have obviously never met some of my neighbors. Maybe you should meet the one that broke into my shed, or the one that tried to barricade me in my home and impersonate the police. I chased both off with a show of force.

  • @MASTADONYT
    @MASTADONYT Pƙed 3 lety +12

    I knew it was the suicide plant when she said the pain last year's. A horse jumped off a cliff after touching it

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler Pƙed 3 lety +11

    I've never heard of the gympie gympie plant before until today.
    That means I'll be hearing a lot about it randomly in the next several days.

  • @nickjeffery536
    @nickjeffery536 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    The grandmother who walked out on the wedding, I sympathise with OP - I too had a grandmother who was capable of incredibly selfish and self-indulgent behaviour... she ended up pretty much dying alone as she had ostracised her family, pissed off her friends, and walked out of her church, all because of petty or imagined grievances that should have been over the same day... when she stopped talking to my mother and me, while I know it upset Mum, it also made both our lives WAY easier...

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy Pƙed 3 lety +12

    Hey, I have a few of those shirts! I’m currently trying to collect the whole set, but my favorite so far is the “Sell Your Soul!” and the kids are running a soul-lemonade stand. Funnily enough, my mom actually politely asked me not to get the “Let’s summon demons” one. She likes the other ones, though

  • @iregretmylifechoices3493
    @iregretmylifechoices3493 Pƙed 3 lety +144

    When you realize RSlash gets so many fake entitled parents he’ll never know if somebody messaging him is really entitled.

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 Pƙed 3 lety +16

    “Are you possessed?” Yes! With the Halloween Spirit!

  • @Musibro3000
    @Musibro3000 Pƙed 3 lety +156

    Can someone tell me if I’m considered a “redditor” by watching rslash

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      @insertchannelname6875 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@declanrodgers6995 true

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      @rongimelshtein1866 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Who ever is one to consomé the Reddit has thus joined the Reddit society

    • @yh3617
      @yh3617 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      If you think that minecraft good fortnite bad tiktok bad 69 funny area 51 wholesome 100 sneak 100 everybody liked that then yeah... thats a redditor

    • @laiokima123
      @laiokima123 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of redditor

    • @hollyolsen945
      @hollyolsen945 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@laiokima123 😆

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I frankly would've gone into my best Pazuzu mode when that woman asked "aRe YoU pOsSeSsEd?" That'd be a halloween she'd never forget once she got past her stroke.

  • @nazgulthedeathless9403
    @nazgulthedeathless9403 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I can just imagine the stinging plant heard all this and decided “so you have chosen
 pain”

  • @dalek4999
    @dalek4999 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    I've never heard it called the Gympie-Gympie plant before, we all just call it the Stinging Tree here (for obvious reasons). When we were doing a guided bush walk, our guide told us that he'd been stung before, and even many years later, when he has a hot shower still gets pain in the area he was stung. Later, a less knowledgable tour guide got a group of high schoolers to sit underneath one and let me tell you, the moment the wind blew and a bunch of leaves went flying toward the group there was screaming as a bunch of teenagers go sprinting through the bush to not get touched by them. Poor kids were just sitting there in complete terror.

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    I know that "let's summon demons" shirt, they sell it at spencer gifts, it's one of those joke shirts that says something awesome but with artwork that looks like old fashioned stock art from the 50's. One of my coworkers has that shirt and wears it every now and then during their shifts (my job allows for any shirt to be worn as long as a different company's logo isn't displayed)

  • @maxsupernova
    @maxsupernova Pƙed 3 lety +67

    I've gotta stop watching these entitled parent videos. My blood pressure can't take it.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Lol, yeah, I'm in the same boat. Kind of stuck in an happy situation for 1 more day, and resorted to binge watching a lot of videos like this to try passing the time, and it's distressing me? They're like the scene of a horrific accident that you don't really want to see, yet just can't look away from.

    • @kingrabb8001
      @kingrabb8001 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@hannamccarthyh Don’t worry when the aliens come they’ll end it all

    • @cosmomind7469
      @cosmomind7469 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      Watch petty revenge it’s just the right amount of satisfaction to lift your spirits without any casualties
      Ex: football team goes to restaurant, dine and dash, restaurant calls there Grandma’s to make them come back and pay
      Guy on a plane, kid kicks his seat over and over, parents don’t care, guy goes behind kids seat then starts kicking the kids seat over and over

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @@kingrabb8001 I look forward to welcoming our tiny, grey overlords.

    • @fanfictiondreamer7836
      @fanfictiondreamer7836 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I feel the same way

  • @godspeed6096
    @godspeed6096 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Colorblindness is contagious!
    Also Karens: doesn't wear a mask because covid is a hoax

  • @Peta4241
    @Peta4241 Pƙed 3 lety +39

    I know that exact 'lets summon demons' shirt the last one is talking about. The design is styled to be 1930's children's book illustration, think Dick and Jane or the hardy boys. It's very low key and very funny

  • @briantcideu8619
    @briantcideu8619 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    "who you think you are?"
    "well my name is-"
    "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE"

  • @kyriacarica5862
    @kyriacarica5862 Pƙed 3 lety +38

    Me: *looks up gympie gympie plant, sees 'Australia'* Ah. Of course.

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie Pƙed 3 lety +3

      I hear you. Not only do all the animals want to kill you, but apparently all the plants do too!

    • @saltyz72
      @saltyz72 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@vegasrenie pretty much

  • @Kairi98503
    @Kairi98503 Pƙed 3 lety +10

    The wedding story pretty much happened to me too.
    My uncle's wedding, my grandmother who looks like the sweet granny who could never do wrong, is trying to be the center of attention. my uncle has no idea how much of a manipulative narcissist she is (even though she did send dozens of abusive emails to my uncle's ex wife which likely led to their divorce, idk how he is still obvious) anyway, the Ceremony goes okay I guess and the reception starts. There are HUNDREDS of people there, because my uncle is a wealthy good ol' boy who invited pretty much everyone from his work. So him and his wife have to greet as many of them as possible. So my grandmother (despite spending all day with the woman) gets pissed when the wife walks past my grandmother as she is trying to talk to five people at once. And my grandmother yells (though it was so loud that only my mother heard it) "that fucking bitch!" And throws herself back down in her seat to pout like a child. Me and my mother spend the rest of the night trying to keep my grandmother from ruining the party by constantly putting herself in between my uncle and his wife.
    To this day, my uncle is still the only one that insists on inviting her to anything.

  • @The-tc5lj
    @The-tc5lj Pƙed 3 lety +31

    Rslash: “I unlock anime to watch on Netflix”
    Me:
    Yes you are slowly becoming a weeb and will join us soon

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley Pƙed 3 lety

      This is the same for furries. Except we say something else. Not saying what it is bc it's really cringy in the furry community.

  • @hanikazuha
    @hanikazuha Pƙed 3 lety +23

    'Colourblind is contagious'
    (Evil smirk, imagining I pushed her to a group of people with colour blind) 😈 yeah...

    • @farhantube7416
      @farhantube7416 Pƙed 3 lety

      20 years later:Soil is C O N T A G I O U S ! ! !

    • @takitachibana1267
      @takitachibana1267 Pƙed 3 lety

      I would tell her it's an airborne and very contagious disease and that she will show symptoms soon and there is no cure to it.

    • @hanikazuha
      @hanikazuha Pƙed 3 lety

      @Alexander Steel I'm Indonesian 🙃

    • @hanikazuha
      @hanikazuha Pƙed 3 lety

      @Alexander Steel default setting from my keypad language

  • @Dragonemperess
    @Dragonemperess Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Off the jump, if it's the plant I think it is, then I actually feel sorry for a Karen! I wonder if it will hold after hearing the story, but they would have to be downright abhorrent for me to no longer feel sorry for her.
    Edit: What a lesson to learn. She'll be reminded of it for months or even years. Glad a child didn't come into contact with it. Why the hell don't they have steel fencing around the hellspawn? And the Gympie Gympie as well.

  • @demonthegamer3624
    @demonthegamer3624 Pƙed 3 lety +28

    15:40 oh boy, wait till you cover
    r/iamapieceofsh!t, then you can tell me "there are horrible people in this world"

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 Pƙed 3 lety +68

    Joke of the day:
    I tried to catch fog yesterday
    *i mist*

    • @JustNo420
      @JustNo420 Pƙed 3 lety

      I guess you were looking for tumblr, but good one nonetheless xD

    • @joahnnaibarra2282
      @joahnnaibarra2282 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      I physically recoiled and painfully laughed with this, congratulations

    • @lollipop96537
      @lollipop96537 Pƙed 3 lety

      *chokes* 😂💀

    • @itz_icy_gaming2930
      @itz_icy_gaming2930 Pƙed 3 lety

      *WHEEZE*

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      This stung me worst than the gymipie gymipie tree! 😂😂

  • @titanictnt7476
    @titanictnt7476 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    “Colourblindness is contagious.”
    That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear from a man reading Reddit posts trying to imitate an annoying woman before.

  • @maddiekoester7785
    @maddiekoester7785 Pƙed 3 lety +100

    Ah yes. Nothing is better than rSlash and birthdays.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Over the years I've seen a number of t-shirts that just weren't my cup of tea. I have had someone freak out over a KISS t-shirt I got from one of their first tours... I was a kid, and I was SO proud of it, but nothing on the level of what this poor girl experienced! My heart goes out to her. Although I am Santa every year (except this year for obvious reasons) I do have my favorite tee that has Rudolph sitting in a comfy chair in front of a warm fireplace reading his book. The caption reads, "The other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names." With eight reindeer heads stuff and mounted above the fireplace. While not very Halloweeny, I would LOVE to surround that racist b**ch with every single joke tee from Halloween, X-mas, and any other rock band tees, for every single holiday for the rest of her life! I swear some people have NO chill.

  • @Cydonia2020
    @Cydonia2020 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    “Grandma, just remember: the relatives you are abusing are also the ones that will choose the retirement home you will be left at.”

  • @CatLovesToPlay
    @CatLovesToPlay Pƙed 3 lety +80

    Rslash: says something remotely similar to a bad word
    EM to CZcams: That’s the one! Throw him out and demonetize his videos!

    • @bisher69
      @bisher69 Pƙed 3 lety

      Yeah then he gets his viewers to pay for his lifestyle through pattern and then claims they were “banned”

  • @Killbot20
    @Killbot20 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    EM: Color blindness is contagious and OP's going to spread it to everyone
    OP's mom to EM: Were your parents related... you know before they were married?

  • @WysteriaASMR
    @WysteriaASMR Pƙed 3 lety +6

    When I saw “Karen suffers most painful sting” I thought it was the bullet ant and not the devil’s version of a tree

  • @sanctuary_polaris
    @sanctuary_polaris Pƙed 3 lety +1

    My Aus friend told me about the gympie-gympie tree. You can't even stand under it during rain
    Basically its mother nature's way of giving you the middle finger

  • @OkasiOtaku
    @OkasiOtaku Pƙed 3 lety +3

    To the girl who wore the “Let’s Summon Demons” shirt, you are awesome! I also love Steven Rhodes artwork (the artist behind the shirt you mentioned) and I have several of the shirts designed by him (one of them has girls summoning demonic pie out of an oven with “Easy Bake Coven” written on the shirt) almost for the same reason!

  • @MsAquamonkey
    @MsAquamonkey Pƙed 3 lety +3

    I love it when I wear my 'Zero fox given' shirt, and see people having to take a second look, as you see them get the pun and then get annoyed. It makes me laugh.

  • @MizTameRumors
    @MizTameRumors Pƙed 3 lety +10

    I have that lets summon demons shirt, it's so tame....Where the F does this girl live?! The 19th century?

  • @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776
    @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I have heard other stories of that plant.
    Apperantly a horse came in contact with one of those gimpy-gimpy plants and threw itself off the nearest cliff.
    I also heard that some people stung by it need to get restrained and strapped down so they can't kill themselves.
    The needles Apperantly can stick in your skin for a long time and easily break off, making them hard to remove. The affected area becomes super sensitive to any form of contact, would it be clothing, heat, cold, water, etc.
    They need to be surgically removed and then it will take some time until the toxin gets weaker.
    In other words:
    It is one of the most australian things on the planet.

  • @noahhecker6672
    @noahhecker6672 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I’ve never heard of this plant before. Definitely a good thing to watch out for when camping.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I nearly choked laughing with the tree one, just hearing screaming in the background I would have been laughing my head off and gone back just to say “told you not to”

  • @Destroxy
    @Destroxy Pƙed 3 lety +10

    Hitting an entitled Karen would barely qualify as hitting a woman...

  • @peachmilklover4618
    @peachmilklover4618 Pƙed 3 lety +130

    hey imma be without wifi for some time so happy bday in advance! (nov. 16 I think)

    • @thatoneguy2059
      @thatoneguy2059 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      Hey man that sucks but at least you made it for this video

    • @the_onceler21
      @the_onceler21 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      This true that his bday is soon

    • @VoidedBow
      @VoidedBow Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Thanks, how did you know my birthday is November 16?

    • @GlitchChord
      @GlitchChord Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@VoidedBow he made a video where he said it

    • @smilinmadman2811
      @smilinmadman2811 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@VoidedBow Ha, that my best friends birthday too

  • @SherriLyle80s
    @SherriLyle80s Pƙed 3 lety +5

    There is an invasive Hog Weed which grows to the height of a tree and is very, very painful and in extreme cases, death. The results are years of pain and light sensitivity on the skin areas that last a lifetime frim the toxins. Can't imagine what that suicide plant causes in that story. Wow.

    • @jasonlittle6161
      @jasonlittle6161 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      From what I've heard people say it feels like the stinged area feels like it's on fire or like acid burning the skin, and you can even get stung by the plant if it's dead because the needles never decompose.

    • @thebombblows1221
      @thebombblows1221 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@jasonlittle6161 i mean its called the suicide plany

  • @frostedglitch6443
    @frostedglitch6443 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I am 16 and just started working a job at a restaurant a few months ago, this job is wonderful I love my fellow employees. But the people that come out, especially on Sunday’s are the absolute worst, I wish we could yell at them, but alas that’s right so I’m stuck seating entitled people who think they deserve it all.

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    When I first say the ttle, I thought "Oh bullet ant. That must hurt a ton!" But then I heard rSlash say "with the world's most painful plant" and I was like "Oh no. Ooooooooooh nooooooo. The Gimpy Gimpy plant. That...she's just dead. Or would have been better off dead than to be in that amount of pain for so long. Dang.

  • @HaileyKat
    @HaileyKat Pƙed 3 lety +4

    I always learn something new and frightening on this channel. Happy to know I'm not in Australia or Indonesia so I won't get accidentally stung by such a horrific plant xD

  • @nianichole2856
    @nianichole2856 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    My mom was good at giving hard lessons. I really wanted to pick these pretty flowers as a kid on a walk to my grandma's, but my mom warned not to go near them, and explained what they were. Of course as a 6 year old i didn't listen, ran over and grabbed the stems only to be met with a hot wave of sharp pain in my little fingers. She stood by and watched as i got stung by nettles lmao. When I came back crying she said "that's why we don't touch strange plants, next time you should listen to me" of course they weren't dangerous and the pain lasts only for a few hours, but damn was that a good teaching moment. Now I research and look for native plants as a hobby :)
    (also my grandma laughed after hearing what happened and gave us some calamine lotion. The flowers were originally for her, but she still appreciated the gesture haha)

  • @username-unavailable
    @username-unavailable Pƙed 3 lety +43

    my husband has that shirt! I'm the gothy edgy one but i buy him shirts, my boomer conservative mother who is usually a tight wad LOVES IT. I know its because its his shirt, but still, JFC get a sense of humor lady.

    • @shy3884
      @shy3884 Pƙed 3 lety

      Dude if you love that one you’ll love the whole Steven Rhodes line. I like the “Mommy can we keep him?” And the Pyrokinesis one :)

  • @BlasianBobbi215
    @BlasianBobbi215 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The bike one.... I remember seeing a video a couple of years ago of a young woman being escorted out of a rock concert. She was saying she was removed for breastfeeding. Turns out, she had an infant, and a two year old, right at the edge of a mosh pit that was getting very active. Not only did she have a small children, and an infant, in a mosh pit at a very loud rock concert, she felt that was the right time to also start breastfeeding her infant. Security immediately removed her, and she tried to record the encounter saying she was being removed for breastfeeding, in which the guard turns to her and says the real reason she was being removed. Now, I’m a woman. But, for some women, the moment they have children, it’s like all common sense seems to go out the window.

  • @joanhill4666
    @joanhill4666 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Lady:
    Calls a stranger a racial slur.
    Also Lady:
    Cries when said stranger slaps her.
    Seriously, what did she THINK would happen?
    Smh

  • @hexgear9809
    @hexgear9809 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    For the upcoming Holidays, let's give Gimpy Plants to all Entitled Karens of the world as X-Mas gift...

  • @pronukespontaneous8090
    @pronukespontaneous8090 Pƙed 3 lety +25

    The shirt’s in hot topic and it’s in a 1950s advertisement style.
    Dunno if she was in Lush or BBW( the scented soap place)

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Since when does Hot Topic sell sex toys? I'm 99% sure the store is Spencers Gifts. We have one in our mall and it DOES sell sex toys!

    • @shy3884
      @shy3884 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@myheartismadeofstars hot topic and sex toys?? Uhhh Spencers yes but I’ve never heard of hot topic selling them. And you can find the Steven Rhodes shirts at Spencer’s too

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@shy3884 I was talking about Spencer's selling sex toys because hot topic doesn't

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan Pƙed 3 lety +5

    2:06 That reminds me of a Try Not To Laugh video where someone edited a back pain advert to look like the person caught colour blindness.

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    I heard about that plant even years later the pain is almost as strong as the first day

  • @abqr7243
    @abqr7243 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I'm colorblind, and stuff like that lady happens all the time, I've gotten very used to having to tell people, "that's not how colorblindness works"

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    The first story reminds me of when we asked other kids with glasses to see if we have 6 fingers or not lol...

  • @jezikerr3720
    @jezikerr3720 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Hey Rslash! Thanks for another great video. I watch them every morning and share them with my family. When I don't wanna listen to music, I typically turn on one of your playlists. Thank you for all the work and effort you put into these. Please be safe and take care of yourself.
    And also, give Yugo some pets for me.

  • @duckywucky4812
    @duckywucky4812 Pƙed 3 lety +6

    Fun fact gympy gympy plants are nicknamed the suicide plant because of how bad the pain is

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Pƙed 3 lety

      Umm...yeah...he said that already in the video...several times.🙄

    • @duckywucky4812
      @duckywucky4812 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@PrimateProductions hadnt watched it yet

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Pƙed 3 lety

      @@duckywucky4812 thats strange...why would you comment before you watch it? Why would you think that he would not have mentioned the one thing that this plant is famous for?

    • @duckywucky4812
      @duckywucky4812 Pƙed 3 lety

      @@PrimateProductions early comments are most likely to be seen

    • @PrimateProductions
      @PrimateProductions Pƙed 3 lety

      @@duckywucky4812 ok so you just wanted attention or something? Why make a statement that is obviously going to be in the video? You just wanted your name to be seen?

  • @sovietvirus9270
    @sovietvirus9270 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    The worst thing about the suicide plant is that it looks like a very normal common vine. It only sometimes has fruit that can help identify it.

  • @Zaiiuvi
    @Zaiiuvi Pƙed 3 lety +1

    My mom actually touched that plant. No she's not dead the beard the pain for me to happy. And now she is living a great life. She still feels the pain every now and then, but she is pulling through. God bless.

  • @whatthehellisthisaccount8984

    Bullet ant? Oh plant.

  • @casperartss
    @casperartss Pƙed 3 lety +8

    I've been waiting for the ping in your server, I'm finally here

  • @zerozer0298
    @zerozer0298 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    New record: 30 seconds

  • @F3ARtheGERBIL
    @F3ARtheGERBIL Pƙed 3 lety +2

    rSlash, I haven't finished the XYNTHOROS story yet. I'm currently at 10:56 and I have a feeling that you felt this story. I recall you mentioning that your wife is of Asian decent and you have a daughter so I can only imagine how you felt reading this story.

  • @LaneBee
    @LaneBee Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The best thing about the Gympie-Gympie is that if you list it alongside all the prank-animals in Australia, people don't believe you about it.

  • @yoshilus
    @yoshilus Pƙed 3 lety +6

    G'day from Aus, though it's 1 am...

  • @umbrasunbro2142
    @umbrasunbro2142 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    The T-shirt story sounds so fake

    • @iSMILEasAcureForUSal
      @iSMILEasAcureForUSal Pƙed 3 lety +2

      So what you’re saying is, you’ve used racial slurs when you were offended by something that had literally nothing to do with you. You caused a scene, embarrassed the people you know that aren’t racist trash, and cried white woman to get someone unjustly arrested because you’re actually satan and can’t handle being given even an iota of what you put out? Cuz that’s what your response sounds like.

    • @LoonyHalfBlood
      @LoonyHalfBlood Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Yeah, like I'd believe a racist lady for sure following around a black woman and trying to frame her for stealing, but the slap and the shirt kinda take it over the top. Mostly the slap.

    • @umbrasunbro2142
      @umbrasunbro2142 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@iSMILEasAcureForUSal what the hell are you even saying...

  • @jakeagurerpower7126
    @jakeagurerpower7126 Pƙed 3 lety +5

    First

  • @93lozfan
    @93lozfan Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That story about the grandma reminds me of my own g-ma. I'm waiting to get married until after she's dead. I've seen how she's acted during my sibling/cousins' weddings in addition to any other family gatherings and decided I don't want any of that.

  • @FeeeeeF
    @FeeeeeF Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Im 100% sure everyone would actually be brought to tears with a gympie plant sting. Many people have been brought to suicide because of it

  • @lalagrimm-stone3177
    @lalagrimm-stone3177 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    My favorite "offensive" shirt I got in high school said [PROOF: The pullout method does NOT work]
    My parents thought it was great but it got me a decent amount of dirty looks. Especially a few years later when I wore it while pregnant with my son. I wish I still had it, good times 😊

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Pƙed 3 lety

      "Especially a few years later when I wore it while pregnant with my son"
      I dunno, that sounds like an awesome joke to me XD

  • @chloedavis1013
    @chloedavis1013 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    The first story reminded me of when I was in 10th grade i had anatomy and we would get a lot of simple assignments where we would have to color each organ a specific color. There was this dude who sat behind me that was colorblind so we would share a set of colored pencils and every couple of minutes he would ask me to pick out a certain color for him (he was like EXTREMELY color blind)

  • @AliceinOverwatch
    @AliceinOverwatch Pƙed 3 lety +2

    “The suicide plant” .. first thing Ofc that plant is Australian 😂 that story about the person who killed themselves after mistakenly using it for toilet paper was a general or something in the army

  • @eloraandkhan3288
    @eloraandkhan3288 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    As a kid, I touched Fire Coral by accident. You know, the coral they keep in aquariums in special tanks with all kinds of warnings and notices about how bad (and lifelong) it can hurt? I was cliffdiving and came across some without realizing it. Honestly, when I touched it, it hurt so bad and so sharp that I literally thought I had found a knife under the water and it cut my arm off. I fully expected to look over and see my hand floating away from my body. I was confused that it was still attached. I got out of the water and it hurt worse, about the same time another kid was also coming out of the water. She was tiny, so she was screaming in pain (whereas I was only grumbling/frowning concernedly, since I have chronic pain I have always been able to keep composure). She got it on her knees, and I watched as my left arm and each of her knees turned bright red. Keeping my arm in seawater or in vinegar helped though. After that, growing up, whenever the weather changed I'd get goosebumps but only where there were still stingers in my arm. It took literally five years of plucking out the tiny, transparent spurs before the pain stopped. The spurs were approximately one tenth of a grain of rice, and I had to use the same tool you'd use to pluck your eyebrows and a magnifying glass. Honestly taking them out hurt as bad as when they got there in the first place. I got them all out since then, thank goodness. I think about that other kid sometimes and I hope she's doing ok.

  • @Palkia8-Bit
    @Palkia8-Bit Pƙed 2 lety

    0:19 if you’re wondering, protanopia is where you confuse dark blue with purple, pink with light grey (most of the time), lime with yellow, dark res with dark green, etc. it’s where you don’t have the l color cone