Destroying History with Bad Translations | StarvHarv | History Teacher Reacts
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2024
- In this video, StarvHarv puts history Wikipedia through a language translator, and the outcomes are hilarious! Mr. Terry tries to get to the bottom of what these translations were supposed to mean. What the heck is going on Google?
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Which bad translation did you like the best?
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All of them
17:39 I died so hard from that one XD
The 14th anniversary segment
The "Hot Huns selling steamy rice" one
DO THE COLD WAR!!!!!!!11
21:22 Technically correct. The number of nuclear power plants in the world was indeed the same as that in Sweden. Both were zero.
The best kind of correct!
Active ones at least. There were 16 nuclear reactors in Gabon during the Statherian period, but they had all shut down by 1600mya.
@@MerennulliI read about that when I read about the Chicago Pile 1-3 and I was like what! Natural reactors! it said that is a story for another time.
@@GabrielKitignaTessouat It's definitely an interesting story with how they found out.
We may be industrious, but the first nuclear reactor in Sweden wasn't built until 1954. True, we had some test stuff going on up at KTH before that, but nonetheless...
"The 14th anniversary of the 14th anniversary of the 1783 anniversary of the 1783 anniversary of the 14th anniversary" was the funniest translation 😂
That would be 3608 years from whatever event all these anniversaries are about
@@eroth1008 Imagine if the anniversary was something really stupid like the first ever guy to shit in a flushing toilet or something like that XD 🤣😂
@@oliversherman2414I mean working plumbing is pretty important to overall hygiene, so it's not the worst date to have an anniversary for.
@@thunderspark1536 I guess so lol
Just tell me when to mark it on my calendar
"Hot Huns selling crispy rice in your area" was the best translation
Also the one about Granada: the correct historical event was a pogrom in which that person (vizier to the Sultan of Granada) was killed for attempting a coup with help from another Taifa, and since he was Jewish, a lot of other Jews were killed by an angry mob.
steamed*
How do I start getting ads for those in my area
He also made a new video but with the cold war
Thanks for informing me
And it is yet another masterpiece.
The New he lore
*HE* is back
and now we have SHE
List of countries separating Norway and Uzbekistan because you asked: Russia and Kazakhstan. Never underestimate the size of Russia.
Kazakhstan greatest country in the World. All other countries are run by little Girls.
It's cool that India is only 2 countries away from norwat
@@GaemingStudios and north korea is only 1 away
The US and Russia are only separated by a mile of water
Oh, that's tricky. Because Norway is on the far west of Scandinavia, but it also stretches over the top to just barely touch Russia.
26:54 He never actually mentions them but the chapter titles "Don't worry", "Let's go", "Holds his slave", "Give birth" and ofc HIM is back, it's "The golden one".
"Protestants are Catholic" was the best to me. I can hear my Grandmother screeching something like, "The Pope's Holy Ass! You're all burning in Hell, rebel scum!" Her ashes probably would have conglomerated back into a corpse and occupied some random person's grave just so she could roll around in it, if she heard that.
😂😂😂. Your grandmother & my grandmother probably both screaming right now! 😂😂😂
21:37 There were no nuclear reactors in the world nor in Sweden. So I guess this statement is technically correct.
it's funny that this video is released at the same day as Starv released another bad translation video (it's cold war and "HE" is back
Perfect timing.
The fact that Starv made a video just before this was released... I feel like this was co-ordinated
The funny parti s I saw this vid and went to starvharv .
because I thought that he was reacting to a new video on star harv so I went to start harv went back here and it wasn't until I read this comment did I realized that he wasn't reacting to the cold War one
the one about the vienna/frankfurt sausages is actually true btw, though no idea why it would be on a list of important events: a butcher moved from frankfurt to vienna, invented the fameous vienna sausage there, but everyone in the city would call them "frankfurters" instead, because that's where the guy was from. so yeah apparently the origin story of wieners is up there with the mongols' overtaking the sun empire. :D
I know right? I was like, wait a moment... I know about this one xD
''He will catch his slave'' definitely not ominous
*HE* made a new video about the Cold War
*HE* 💪
Yes
She was in their
Something I learnt when I was starting to learn English is that translators are useful, if you search just one word or few words
Everything goes down the toilet when you start trying to translate entire paragraphs and such.
Exactly! Lol.
Exactly, it’s like others have said. Once you try translating large paragraphs and such from one language to another, it gets… messy to say the least.
Especially with Google Translate lol 😂
I think that there is context to the, "Their minds are not killed," quote. They probably meant dead, not killed, and it was probably in reference to their intelligence, that they weren't dumb, or their morale, that their spirits were high, or something like that
4:42 and they thought this generation is degenerate for selling bathwater
Its still is
24:44 no that is an actual real issue. when the dataset is made that the translator is set up with, if that data is bad, it will just spit out bad results, garbage in, garbage out
4:10 "Hot Huns are selling steamed rice in your area" I've been laughing for days😂😂😂😂
An hour and something ago *he* uploaded the badly translated cold war, so that would be nice to react to
*he* and *she* 🤑
1:58 Not only did they kill Caligula and Caligula, they also killed the Roman Empire
I don't remember the exact video, but there was one which the Holocaust was translated as "Hooray" by Google.
Uh oh…
It was the WW2 google translated, he reacted to a few days ago
@@swatofficerjd8782 I think it was something about the laotian wikipedia
@@pablo2448 Maybe, but the video it also said it
Just listening to and laughing at these bad translations is a core workout!
9:44 1230s? Battle of Saul?
Sounds about right time for the Battle of Saule. Livonian crusader knights from the Order of the Sword against pagan Samogitians under the command of Treniota.
Result: Crushing crusader casualties. Lithuania reconsiders conversion to Christianity, because by Perkūnas, that showing from the Christians was embarrassing. Livonian Order is subsumed into Teutonic Order due to sheer incompetence. Baltic crusades proceed to continuously fail for 150 years.
I like the random sprinkling of Sakha words that refuse to be translated. The language is actually really cool.
I also like how he avoids said untranslated words like the plague. I guess I can't blame him
Love these videos! Please do more!!
that napolean suit is so cool.
Thank you! It makes me feel short.
@@MrTerry average height for your time
"гласность" is derived from Old Church Slavonic form of голос "voice". "гласность" then could be literally translated as "voiciness", "voiceness", "having a (powerful) voice".
4:44 oh no gamer girl bath water from gladiator time, its not a new thing its always been here
3:25 I just looked it up: In 57 AD the second Emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty came to power after the death of his father, Emperor Guanwu, and his name was Emperor Ming. Emperor Guanwu had been the one to restore power to the Han Dynasty after a very brutal civil war, and Emperor Ming continued with said consolidation of power. Ming is famous for reestablishing permanent Chinese military presence in the north, with an unit known as the "Duliao Army". He also established the first Imperial Academy (proto-university) in the Han capital of Luoyang. In 73 he launched an unsuccessful military campaign against the Xiongnu (northern nomadic tribes that were precursors to both the Huns and the Mongols), but following expeditions in 74 and 75 archieved great victories. He died in 75 and was buried in 76. However, he decided to be buried on his father's temple instead of having a temple built for himself, a trend followed by later Han Emperors.
Read "Duliao" as "Duolingo", "Duolingo Army" sounds scary
@@R-BGamingUK An army of translators... Sounds absurdly effective.
21:21 Technically accurate with the number being zero. (Like elsewhere in Europe, nuclear power has become incredibly polarizing and political in Sweden. Pretty sure we've closed down a few plants due to protests, but others wanting to restart them to lessen dependence on Russian gas and oil. Though we do also have a lot of other renewable sources, including methane from food waste, wind and hydroelectricity. Nuclear power is overall better than fossil fuels, but people's apprehension can be understandable seeing as when things go wrong, they can go very wrong. It's a difficult question that we have to ask more and more.)
Thank you for this. Your comments and reactions make this already hilarious video even funnier.
"please don't have a virus..."
The computer:
"Hot huns selling steamed rice in the area"
Countries between Uzbekistan and Norway: Kazahstan, Russia
9:36 Ok, I just searched and the kingdoms that united were Castile and Leon. Castile and Aragon didn't join until the late XV/early XVI century.
We need more him lore
*HE* NOCLIPPED TO THE BACKROOMS AND KILLED ALL THE ENTITIES WITH A SNAP!
google translate sucks for languages with formal and informal and weird sentence structure
i mean its true for German 100% im fluent in both that and English and learning German i used google translate and you will get weird shit or be super formal to a friend cause it doesnt know@@HeckenschutzeMoH
@@HeckenschutzeMoH This is what i got after i translated your comment in like 10 diferent languages "no one knows。。... I tried to do what I did and translated sentences that differ in 20 families into different languages。。When I told you I was a little girl, I thought you were a little girl。。."
Or just for things like, say, things that are distinct in one language and not in another.
My favourite example to use for this (and also to illustrate that all GT translations run through English), is that Danish to German "Løvinden spiste kød" is rendered just fine (well, except for the fact that simple past is kind of disfavoured in German), but "Lærerinden spiste kød" is not, because English does distinguish between lions and lionesses, but not between teachers and "teacheresses"
@@Raymuk "When I told you I was a little girl, I thought you were a little girl"
sounds like two phishers finding each other
@@Underworlder5this is literally a SAOA joke and I love it
Hot Huns entry is still my favorite.
HE is back you need to see HIM.
14:30 is just correct, it's something referred to as the "Laws in Wales" Acts and it was the inclusion of Wales in England's legal system by making all its administration and such English, creating a single jurisdiction for law and the courts. The act was primarily to avoid discontent with Wales and was very popular among its gentry (with the exception of the English language requirement for the courts) as it ended the use of Welsh Law and was considered to be bringing legal equality to Wales. It was primarily to assimilate Wales properly into England creating the kingdom of England and Wales
I am disappointed that there are three nuclear power plants in Sweden. We were so close.
18:05 The translation software needs a Medic... And so do I.
HERE WITHIN THE FIRST FEW MINUTES! By the way, this is an amazing channel
Congrats, same for me
Heck yeah StarvHarv is awesome
He is
@@swatofficerjd8782 yes
To answer a question, the world war II was funnier. It had our lord and savior the king of Crete and the savior of the allies, HIM. Comrade Vizier Rommel able to lead his troops even beyond the grave. The mongoes returning to invade Tunisia. The Confederacy fighting on behalf of the Germans. Truly the peak of comedy.
I've been a WW2 history student for 40 years, I was shocked to learn that London is in Belgium, the Luftwaffe captured Scotland, and how Poland had conquered the USSR. All of those teachers and documentary series and books I studied - how am I just now learning the full truth?
and also steiner's army was not
Hey its me, from a few years ago.
I missed your channel, but hey I'm back!
Ye
Welcome back my friend!
The cameo from the Silurians from Doctor Who caught me of guard😊
ey terry new starv harv video just dropped
Within 2 hours when this has 3.9k views. Also around the time he did Cold War. Big hopes for the channel
"The nuclear power plants in the word is the sane number as in Sweden" well... Yeah. There's 0.
18:35 * exists *
Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this power?”
"I can save you from childbirth."
-Every abortionists tag line, ever!
😂😂😂
damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@OrangeDied admit it, that was funny.
@@coltydoodledoof8237 i've eaten food with more creative jokes than this, it just isnt funny
1946 Hungary is a whore has me on the floor, omfg 🤣🤣🤣
Btw, the photo at 7:16 isn't from the cathedral they're talking about in Istanbul, but it's St. Alexander Nevsky cathedral in Sofia, Bulgaria, which is why it would pop up in a search for Sofia cathedral 😅
4:33
Reminds me of that whole, bottled used bath water thing, that happen in, was it 2016?
Vasily Fedorov is an Otherworlder with Shadow Motion intrinsic skill? He can enter the field through the shadows, it said.
4:36 Wait so, in ancient times, you're saying they had
*_GLADIATOR GUY SWEAT WATER?!!_*
As a french, this is not bad translation but just the truth 12:00. (Deal with it brishit peoples)
The 14 anniversary litterarily had me spontaneously laughing out loud XD
Harv also made one about japan and the future
Circus maxium was at the place where the Vatican city is today if I remember right
1654? Ukraine doesn’t annex Russia until 2054.
AYOOOOO
"The troops will be home by Christmas...2067."
That war will last as long as it is profitable.
LOL
Never thought bad translation could be this hilarious 😆
13:26
I’m sorry | Wrinkle
I took latin in high school for my foreign language requirement
that's 1250 pairs of gladiators per tear in Trajan's mouth
21:27 yeah, it's true. There were no nuclear power plants in Sweeden at the time and there weren't any in the rest of the world either.
11:48 sorry, what? what are you talking about Mr. Terry? cutting open bruises? what’d you get up to in the 90’s, Mr. Terry?
28:32 the exact moment when MrTerry stares into my soul like "are you serious"
One thing painters did was smooth over the smallpox scars.
What's better than messing up history facts? showing the messed up list to a history teacher.
20:53 That sounds like the legendary origin og the Langobards.
The funniest was the “14th anniversary of the 14th anniversary of the 1783 anniversary.....” one, and the one where Putin gave his arms to China and the bees made anal wax was good too.
Santa Anna did a pretty solid job of blending in with his troops until one day when he didn’t. The Hapsburgs were so obviously Hapsburg. Just a giant target on their faces
You must show this as well to your class, and indoctrinate them into believing this is the real history.
Fun fact: In 1808, Sweden had the same number of nuclear power plants as the rest of the world combined.
Oh god, him talking about 'black milk' while i was eating 😂
"The 14th anniversary of the 14th anniversary of the 1783 anniversary of the birth of the 1783 anniversary of the 14th anniversary- I'M GOING TO DIE NEXT - I'M GOING TO DIE"
Jesus, what the fuck happened in the translation process
should do this on every era of human history xD
Hi Mr Terry! Hope your school years going good.
I hope so too
It starts in less than 2 weeks. I’m ready to go!
@@MrTerryI'm ready for highschool, first year, lets hope it goes good for me, all the other teachers and all the other students
@@swatofficerjd8782 that’s cool after summer vacation in New York I’m starting my first year in high school to
@@MrTerry good luck
I'm trying to figure out the series of languages that would produce these mistakes. In any event, I am not asking fora beard.
The first nuclear power plant in Sweden was powered on in July 1954, built in the bedrock below my school, KTH Royal Institute of Technology.
Sun empire seems to be a mistranslation of an alternative name for China meaning divine state/country
I'd love to watch you do Canada ww1 and ww2 video reaction
21:27 I suppose in 1808 that was true, seeing as the number of nuclear power plants _anywhere_ at that time was zero.
No one has ever described selective borrowing better than Egg Shen. "Look what we have to work with. Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoist alchemy and sorcery. We take what we want, and leave the rest. Like your salad bar!"
21:40 1808, so this is Russia conquering Finland away from Sweden with The Finnish War, yet another avenue of The Napoleonic Wars. At this point in history Finland wasn't a country, but a region that had changed hands between Sweden and Russia. (Before becoming Swedish territory, it was more like a bunch of separate tribes/nations with similar language and culture. During the 19th century as Russia gave them more autonomy and took away the Swedish language, mainly to make the people more loyal to their new overlords than their previous overlords, the Finnish people took the opportunity to get to know themselves and their language and culture. This would galvanize into an independence movement that would come to fruition in December 6 1917 when they declared themselves independent. This is a very rough simplification, but the history around this is interesting. The Kalevala, the epic poem, played a part in this cultural and linguistical self discovery. Elias Lönnrot compiled it by traveling around the country and writing down oral tellings of the story.)
3:29 technically thats referring to Emperor Ming of the Han dynasty, who reigned from 75AD, but here they said it was 76AD which is incorrect.
So I think that stuff about the Hapsburgs conquering persia and the ottomans conquering persia could have been refering to the Ottoman Persian war, where the persians allied with the Hapsburgs, and in response The ottomans allied with france
4:45 well some woman sold bathwater on the internet
21:23 "The number of nuclear power plants in the world is the same as that of Sweden."
Technically true as Sweden did not have nuclear power plants, so the rest of the world would be without them as well. Completely accurate.
31:00 Uzbekistan - Kazakhstan - Russia - Norway (Its only 2 countries between them)
24:21 "It's a racist translation." Oh, Google.
Perhaps Ming the Merciless was Chinese emperor and history as recorded simply covered it up?
17:39 was the best one
I'm waiting for the reaction to the buddha video (for those who don’t know the one about wikipedia)
I think that I missed the 14th anniversary?!?
He just released another one.
I’ll let that cook so as many people as possible can watch that before they come over to see what I think.
@@MrTerry Nice, really enjoy these videos.
The sausage one was by far the best
30:55 Actually only Kazakhstan and Russia are between Uzbekistan and Norway. So the list is not that long.