You could literally make a movie of Joey Diaz giving Lee coke money to hold on too... then Lee throws a little party that somehow turns into a huge banger and the next day the money is missing ... Then Lee goes on a crazy adventure trying to get the money back before Joey finds out lol
Yep, he's my social and economic compass. When things are going bad, even in the worst of times, he reminds me that while life has its dips it has its rises and that things *will* get better. Thanks Uncle Joey, for everything.
In Renaissance France when the aristocracy would get together they'd all end up fucking. If you put your pinky up while drinking it signified that you had syphilis, as a courtesy for those that didn't.
Joey: "If I was a coke dealer right now, guess who's house i would hide everything at?" Lee: "Who?" Joey: "I'm looking at him." Lee *happliy*: "Really?!" That meant a lot to him because it meant Joey completely trusts him 😅
Hearing him tell about him making tens of thousands of dollars and how he was still pretty much next to dead broke that whole time really exemplifies how expensive a coke habit can be🤣🤣
@@camronstillgess you don't learn from ogs lol. That's all movie shit, your local og isnt giving classes. You just go with instinct. Like he said he hid his money at girls or friends house. That's basic shit you just do when you are hiding shit lol. Y'all dudes who think Joey is a gangster are too much of basic dudes. I grew up in the suburbs and not even a ghetto dude but I surrounded myself with sub cultures. I imagine y'all are the nerdiest dudes who always dreamed about staying out past the street lights and living that life. Joey is a basic dude who dealt drugs, hes not special
His stories are made up fiction with a sprinkle of his own experience here and a pinch of other people's stories there. Maybe it's because most of Joey's audience hasn't experienced drug addiction or lived criminal lifestyle styles, but it's so damn obvious that he's making up these stories on the fly as he tells them. He'll give conflicting dates and madness for events all the time. He also goes back and forth between saying he never really made money or sold that much coke to saying he was fucking scarface moving kilos.
I really can’t stand Lee. His high-pitch voice + his ignorance and borderline stupidity makes it extremely difficult to get through the podcasts.. thank God Uncle Joey’s wisdom and story telling overrides anything that Lee can possibly say. I apologize to anyone that actually likes Lee, although I really don’t know how you could. 🤷♂️
The greatest laughter I ever experienced was a dirt poor Puerto Rican mother and her two sons who loved to joke and interact ,and it showed md a life lesson I'll never forget ,was beautiful.
My friend was paying his mum's mortgage when he was 13 selling weed. If he was selling sweets or some shit he'd be in the local paper as a hero... Instead he ended up with a criminal record.
No he wasn’t. You’re not paying a mortgage by selling weed. Nobody is selling a 13 year old multiple pounds & where did he get the money to get the pounds in the first place. Let’s all take a moment & remember to stop lying.
Uncle Joey is never going to stop thinking about cocaine. Whether or not she uses ever again, it will always be on his mind. I believe the question was how do you get over the stress of not having any money?
That's how cocaine works. The very first time you do it, those thoughts show up. Every day for the rest of your life you will have at least a few thoughts about doing it. Every day.
@@Mizzle420420 I can't dispute that my man. I believe you. My only defense would be that it doesn't affect you like most because it wasn't the pinnacle of your chemical experience.
A Simpson yeah thats for sure, i definitely liked it alot until i found better shit like MDMA (Molly), Pressed Ecstasy Pills, Psychedelics (LSD, Mushrooms), Opioids. Coke is just super boring to me and kinda gives me anxiety
Just like with Patrice O'Neil, I can rewatch/relisten to Joey's stuff many times. And like with Patrice, we're lucky to have all this material we'll have forever to laugh about.
You can tell Joey is legit here because he knows the value in selling in grams AND wholesale ounces. I used to sell weed, pick up 8 pounds a week. I used to sell 6 pounds off the bat at a $500 profit each. No work, just move each pound. The last 2 pounds I would sell in 1/8ths, 1/4s, halfs, ozs and QPs. Back in the early 2000s an oz gram'd out at $20 (though I did 1 for $15, 2 for $25) would be $560 off a $250 oz or whatever. $300 profit per oz, but a lot of work. If you did that for an entire pound it'd be $4800 profit. So with the wholesale $3000 (6lbs at $500 each) and a few extra thousand of the other 2 lbs of small stuff it was a nice weekly profit. I'm still living off that money 15 years later.
@@3kpapii Well I work in the legit cannabiz now and do pretty well, so the money I have stashed I don't need to access very often. I was able to put away around $200K by the time I closed up shop. (This is a fictitious story if the IRS is reading this)
@@BudsCartoon lmaoo a fictitious story if the irs is reading. Damn man I wish I can sell weed and other drugs. But it's a HUGE NO in our religion to deal with and make dirty money
This guy has had a pretty interesting life. He's a good story teller too. I'd love to sit and have a beer or a few lines with him if he still did it and listen to some of the crazy shit
bottle of water, pen and paper, chicken coup top left in the background, candle in a little cup, snotty tissue, some other shit scattered all over the table, joey is doing santeria. oh shit. run lee.
Being a coke dealer seems like it would be one of the most stressful and hazardous jobs on the planet. Get set up and robbed, end up in huge debt to some sadistic psycho mf's. Potential nightmare scenario. I dunno though, maybe the 80's were different.
it probably is depending how you do it. I imagine like any career if you really stick to it you can end up in a place where you don't gotta do the dirty work anymore you just make the big decisions. I don't think any coke dealer is going to want to be a corner man for life. No matter who you are if you got lots of coke and cash on you its risky as hell. Some gangsters have PTSD its a brutal life.
Unless you are an addict, cocaine is a shitty business to be involved in. High risk, low reward. Plus, you’re dealing with coke heads 24/7. Hell, even if you are an addict, it’s still a shitty business.
A guy I knew got into the coke game when he was a sophomore in H.S………..he was murdered before he turned 26 and he wasn’t even a real player. He was a good man that made a very bad choice because of his poverty. I’d rather pick up dog shit than get involved in that evil world.
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but when you don't have it, then sometimes happiness isn't even an option. You gotta have money to be comfortable, hard to be happy if you can't get comfortable
These people who think Joey is constantly lying because they’ve had such boring & pedestrian lives crack me up!! Joey has had an extremely interesting life and he’s blessed to be alive to tell these crazy stories. God bless Joey Diaz. He’s the man.
If you think about it, Steve O has just as many drug stories that he somehow remembers & he has plenty of video to confirm, so these stories aren't so far off
When uncle Joey takes that sip of water and starts with 1980.... you know some knowledge will follow.
Knowledge, bullshit....it's the same thing.
@@boofert.washington2499 fuck if its bullshit, its probably not but say it is. its still entertaining
I swear I said that same shit to myself 😂😂😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe Rogan looks different in this vid
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Lol
In this alternate dimension joe Rogan took accounting instead of taekwondo.
🤣🤣🤣
as I read this, I scrolled up to check at 0:42 hahahahahaha
I could listen to Joey snore and I would feel like I was in the 80s
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Bruh classic joke
Why is this the funniest youtube comment ive ever seen
Amazing comment
The look of happiness on Lee’s face when Joey said he’d hide his coke money at Lee’s place was priceless 😂
5:30 *Really*
I have coke money too (from Coke soda bottle refund deposits lol ;)
In Scandinavia and Germany they give you money back for empty soda bottles btw
He was considering it
you would have thought his girl friend told him he had a big pecker..."Really? 🤩"
I love how Lee has zero street knowledge. He so pure and innocent 😂
Larry Tran this is what makes this podcast great. Lee not knowing about the street is why joey diaz shares so much knowledge and experiences
Lolol ikr he is a funny ass character!
Yea and all the wannabe gangsters in the comments to haha
ROTARYK1NG You don’t gotta be gangsta to be street smart.
Bubble wrapped and still lives with mummy at 40
Lee starts dealing,gets busted first day
Fleadog Green then snitches
His first customer would be a narc!!! He'd be in Singsing forever!!!
Fleadog Green: Nah he won’t even get to start dealing cause the plug will rob him😆
@@LesRed this 😭
Lee type of guy to fill out a resume to start dealing drugs.
You could literally make a movie of Joey Diaz giving Lee coke money to hold on too... then Lee throws a little party that somehow turns into a huge banger and the next day the money is missing ... Then Lee goes on a crazy adventure trying to get the money back before Joey finds out lol
Eddie Wisnowski or he and Joey go on a comedic adventure to find it.
A banger you fucking dork, let me guess you will bring your own spray cheese
John Kyle ?
@@josephbainton3198 ??
Joey is on an episode of scste tactics. With a kind of similar plot. A kid shorts his money 10k. The shit is hilarious.
Joey Diaz teaches his daughter math using coke deal scenarios
Wkuk did a skit parodying kindergarten cop with convicts, the prison math is quite amusing 'so if I have 2 packs of Newports....'
You owe 2 wise guys 30,000 you have 10,000 how much bullets do you need
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Joey holds the pen while he's talking like he's taking notes
He's writing down years and numbers and stuff so he can calculate things easier
Hahaha that’s a funny mannerism
@@toad3222 Makes sense, he always was a numbers guy.
I want to see one of the papers after a podcast. It would be filled with numbers like a wartime letter written in a code 😂😂
@@pickelsvx how the fuck do you know?
lee just making sure he can scrape it together on the road lmao
Brah I don’t know how good has it been for REDBAN after joe took him off the podcast. I hope lee doesn’t become another Tommy Easter living in a van
@@ogbbq2261 then don't hope for the best why tf worry about someone else's life like that
Og Bbq u sound like your 12😂
Og Bbq hey tough guy, watch your fuckin mouth. youre not scaring anyone. stop being a negative bitch and stfu
ginge gingerton edgy lil bitch
Lees the typa guy who would squeal if you shake his hand too hard
Thank you for saying it bro. Thank you.
He’s a square peg in a round hole
Laugh me binne in my poes.
Leave my boy alone hahahahahahaha
@@leafsfan1539 Square and pegged but the hole's an ellipse
BETTER TITLE: Lee contemplating if coke dealing is worthwhile for him
Love a good dose of Uncle Joey when im startin to fall off track. Keep on Livin like a doctah.
Yep, he's my social and economic compass. When things are going bad, even in the worst of times, he reminds me that while life has its dips it has its rises and that things *will* get better.
Thanks Uncle Joey, for everything.
Who doesnt cocksuckaa
0:47 The way Joey drinks his water got me rollin this morning.... with the pinky and the eyebrows!
Like a fuckin' DOCTAH!
Rocko 333 IM fucking dead son
Well endowed pinky out
Such a fucking gentleman
In Renaissance France when the aristocracy would get together they'd all end up fucking. If you put your pinky up while drinking it signified that you had syphilis, as a courtesy for those that didn't.
"The most lucrative hotdog stands in the history of America, each hotdog stand gotta make 15 grand a day" ......class😂
Liquidated is what I think he said
Bruh doing crime when there isnt CCTV is like easy mode though.
These old fuckers had it so easy, and 90% of them still managed to go pen 😂
What are y'all talking about they had CCTV in the 80s it was just on tape instead of a hard drive or the cloud.
@@EikottXD Not widespread, and bad tech.
Tape used to be expensive as fuck! Anyone else remember stealing rolls of film lol
People were the CCTV in those days, wasn't seen as snitching
Lee with that quick math brain🤯
I'm glad I wasn't the last one to think that?
Facts i was like the jew brain id strong in this one
LOL this why I fk n love CZcams comments, always miss funny as s shi t like this hahahah. He calculated that so fast!!!!
Eric Cage ur jealous that we’re smarter than u?
Brayden lmao no I’m never jealous of a fucking Jew. Never.
Lee at his most comprehensive. Usually he's half dead
No. He is either on oxys or ketamine.
Lol Joey actually makes half a good point here. Tell everyone you’re broke so you know who your real friends are 😂
"I'm looking at him"
Joey, you have a charisma about you.
Is 85 the only year Joey remembers?
It's the only year he falsely remembers to lie about shit hes done
@@MagicDragonesk facts
Well he said 87, 88. 89
Psykonaut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Psykonaut how do you know it’s fake
“When I tell ya everything, I tell ya everything”.
-Joey Diaz 2019
Joey: "If I was a coke dealer right now, guess who's house i would hide everything at?"
Lee: "Who?"
Joey: "I'm looking at him."
Lee *happliy*: "Really?!"
That meant a lot to him because it meant Joey completely trusts him 😅
@Leo Coyne there's no disrespect, it's all business.
@Leo Coyne u get wat you sign up for no disrespect
@Leo Coyne weird take
@Leo Coyne disrespect? Really? I see the person I'm blaming for having coke if I ever gotta get rid of it.
@Leo Coyne* psssst* it's you
When you high as coyote and you start listening this 80’s coke stories
"There's so many things you can do" - Joey Diaz 2019 with a smirk on his face
Hearing him tell about him making tens of thousands of dollars and how he was still pretty much next to dead broke that whole time really exemplifies how expensive a coke habit can be🤣🤣
I’m high asf and these stories are Oscar worthy I tell you no lies lol
GR8 GR8..hes got enough stories for a Goodfellas 2
That's what they are stories 😂 this guy a phony
Same im baked as hell binge watching this shit
I wish I was
@@williamcutrell7456 ? watch your mouth goofy
Joey diaz's beginner's guide to being a coke dealer
In the 90s
Shaun Dixon If u need a guide u probably shouldnt do it lmao
Rvhd croa u sound stupid. How do street ppl get knowledge than? They learn from Og’s. U gotta be guided one way or another
Camron Stillgess u sound stupid ain’t hard as long as u can cop the shit u can get rid of it common sense
@@camronstillgess you don't learn from ogs lol. That's all movie shit, your local og isnt giving classes. You just go with instinct. Like he said he hid his money at girls or friends house. That's basic shit you just do when you are hiding shit lol. Y'all dudes who think Joey is a gangster are too much of basic dudes. I grew up in the suburbs and not even a ghetto dude but I surrounded myself with sub cultures. I imagine y'all are the nerdiest dudes who always dreamed about staying out past the street lights and living that life. Joey is a basic dude who dealt drugs, hes not special
Did joey live his whole life in 1985
His stories are made up fiction with a sprinkle of his own experience here and a pinch of other people's stories there. Maybe it's because most of Joey's audience hasn't experienced drug addiction or lived criminal lifestyle styles, but it's so damn obvious that he's making up these stories on the fly as he tells them. He'll give conflicting dates and madness for events all the time. He also goes back and forth between saying he never really made money or sold that much coke to saying he was fucking scarface moving kilos.
John Doe that’s straight facts mate. I hear what your saying ✌️😂 💯
It was a glorious year.
@@JohnDoe-sp3dc wow dead on lol exactly what i was thinkin aswell no cap
@@JohnDoe-sp3dc sure man and what are your sources?
At 1:27 Lees Jew power activated
Lol he beautiful minded that shit real quick 😂
LOL this why I fk n love CZcams comments, always miss funny as s shi t like this hahahah. He calculated that so fast!!!!
I just couldn't help myself after reading thru comments like "hold on, nobody noticed how quick he did that math". Lol
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed that. Holy shit Lee why are u not a rocket scientist???
homeboy was prepared LMFAO
"They always pay it Lee" 😁
@which is why Lee says "what if they don't pay?"
BackdriftNightfall thank you. At least someone understood it.
Joey: I pay your bills, your groceries, your rent, 3,000 a month
Lee: Yeah but I can't have parties...
Its a good question
@@elcheekoful no it’s not
Look, he doesn’t have parties.
@@DrMattPDO how do you know
@@__-fk4jz because it’s lee
Nothing like coming down and listening to coke stories
5:30 aw he was so happy
*As Bob Marley once said: "Money is numbas and numbas neva end. If it take money to be happy, yah search fa happiness will neva end"*
wise words
Money is nothings
Uncle Joey looks like he's turning into a baby dinosaur.
Not the momma!
Damn I didn’t want this to be funny but it was 😂
Lee looks more like the dinosaur with his short arms
HE LOOKS LIKE BABY SINCLAIR FROM DINOSAURS
Money doesnt buy happiness, it makes life easier. Thats all
I love Lee and Joeys friendship Joey clearly looks out for him and Lee respect's him
I will never get tired of the sounds and faces Lee makes whenever he’s surprised by whatever Joeys saying 😂
"i know people who were broke but had a great time" unlce joey dropping knowledge
Lmao joey telling a jew that you dont need money to be happy
Does. Not compute lol.
That was gold broskie 👍😂😂😂💯
Racist homie
TheChillKomodo its not a race homie
@@RyanLovesReds They are part of the human race.
Lee is so clueless man jesus 😂 "do you go and hide your money throughout the night each time you make another 3 grand?"...
I really can’t stand Lee. His high-pitch voice + his ignorance and borderline stupidity makes it extremely difficult to get through the podcasts.. thank God Uncle Joey’s wisdom and story telling overrides anything that Lee can possibly say. I apologize to anyone that actually likes Lee, although I really don’t know how you could. 🤷♂️
"Ashley and her Chinese friends"🤣🤣
The greatest laughter I ever experienced was a dirt poor Puerto Rican mother and her two sons who loved to joke and interact ,and it showed md a life lesson I'll never forget ,was beautiful.
Split second thought Joey's shirt said "Legally Brazilian" lol.
Jeremiah Shields it’s doesn’t though
@@Sheed96 ....my comment covered that with the word "thought".
@@jeremiahshields7827 nah u were wrong its ok
rasheed sobo shut the fuck up rasheed
I used to move work in the late 90s this video is bringing all the anxiety and stress and insomnia back
My friend was paying his mum's mortgage when he was 13 selling weed. If he was selling sweets or some shit he'd be in the local paper as a hero... Instead he ended up with a criminal record.
It’s a shame shit should be legal, but just know playing with fire usually gets you burned
No he wasn’t. You’re not paying a mortgage by selling weed. Nobody is selling a 13 year old multiple pounds & where did he get the money to get the pounds in the first place.
Let’s all take a moment & remember to stop lying.
Game Bred I know 3 kids who pay the mortgage since their freshman year... not everyone’s daddy has a 4000$ mortgage either dumbass....
@@KingSukuna also how the fuck do you know about what a 13 year old can get up to on one of the roughest estates in Europe?
@@KingSukuna Well they put you in your place quick, huh?
"but what if they don't pay??" "There gonna FUCKING PAY LEE!!!" LMAO dead hahah
Joey “pshhhh i worked my ass off bro” Diaz does it again 😂😂GOAT
I love how lee seems so innocent 😭😂
I have a new found of respect for this fella...RESPECT to your hussle man knows how you rolled,
Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do STANDARD
Joey "Quick maffs" Diaz
We never had money, that’s how we get over the stress of not having money...you can’t stress about something you’ll never see.
Life’s easier that way
Uncle Joey is never going to stop thinking about cocaine. Whether or not she uses ever again, it will always be on his mind. I believe the question was how do you get over the stress of not having any money?
That's how cocaine works. The very first time you do it, those thoughts show up. Every day for the rest of your life you will have at least a few thoughts about doing it. Every day.
jonsellas because dealing or stealing, he always knew he could make a bill any given day
A Simpson nah thats not true for everyone ive done plenty of coke and i almost never think about it, so many better drugs out there
@@Mizzle420420 I can't dispute that my man. I believe you. My only defense would be that it doesn't affect you like most because it wasn't the pinnacle of your chemical experience.
A Simpson yeah thats for sure, i definitely liked it alot until i found better shit like MDMA (Molly), Pressed Ecstasy Pills, Psychedelics (LSD, Mushrooms), Opioids. Coke is just super boring to me and kinda gives me anxiety
Lee really asked the best questions! Joey said it in an episode Lee always has the million dollar question 😂
In Joey Diaz We Trust. 💯💙🔥
Lee looked so thrilled when Joey said he would hide money at his house hahah
@ 10:22
"You gotta pay the juice, lee..."
Epic words .
Lmao
Lee is like a little kid talking with grandpa
Broo HATS OFF to my man LEE he’s hella quick with the maths like some little Chinese kid
I’ve learned to be humble with out loot. All I need is family.
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Just like with Patrice O'Neil, I can rewatch/relisten to Joey's stuff many times. And like with Patrice, we're lucky to have all this material we'll have forever to laugh about.
I hardly agree with many family and friends but for some reason I agree with Joey 100% of the time. His wisdom amazes me frequently…
12:35 I cant lmfao
You can tell Joey is legit here because he knows the value in selling in grams AND wholesale ounces. I used to sell weed, pick up 8 pounds a week. I used to sell 6 pounds off the bat at a $500 profit each. No work, just move each pound. The last 2 pounds I would sell in 1/8ths, 1/4s, halfs, ozs and QPs. Back in the early 2000s an oz gram'd out at $20 (though I did 1 for $15, 2 for $25) would be $560 off a $250 oz or whatever. $300 profit per oz, but a lot of work. If you did that for an entire pound it'd be $4800 profit. So with the wholesale $3000 (6lbs at $500 each) and a few extra thousand of the other 2 lbs of small stuff it was a nice weekly profit. I'm still living off that money 15 years later.
How much u made that you’re still living from it 15 years later
How tf did you get away with taxing people like that
@@ezzeljordan7060 There is/was a LOT of money and little competition in white collar areas. Plus rarely any problems.
@@3kpapii Well I work in the legit cannabiz now and do pretty well, so the money I have stashed I don't need to access very often. I was able to put away around $200K by the time I closed up shop. (This is a fictitious story if the IRS is reading this)
@@BudsCartoon lmaoo a fictitious story if the irs is reading. Damn man I wish I can sell weed and other drugs. But it's a HUGE NO in our religion to deal with and make dirty money
I love the drug info clips more than anything
"im lookin at him" haha no truer words spoken
Lee: "i cant believe you think 100 thousands on drugs as an investment" ...😦
You know it’ll be good when he sips that water before the story
the 'pssshhhhhh" at 1:19 lol
1:15 why is this so funny too me 😂😂😂
This guy has had a pretty interesting life. He's a good story teller too. I'd love to sit and have a beer or a few lines with him if he still did it and listen to some of the crazy shit
I feel like I got juiced watching this video.
00:47
That gulp rattled my bones
Joey Diaz writing whilst not even looking haha
bottle of water, pen and paper, chicken coup top left in the background, candle in a little cup, snotty tissue, some other shit scattered all over the table, joey is doing santeria. oh shit. run lee.
Being a coke dealer seems like it would be one of the most stressful and hazardous jobs on the planet. Get set up and robbed, end up in huge debt to some sadistic psycho mf's. Potential nightmare scenario. I dunno though, maybe the 80's were different.
No cameras and social media back then. Reputation and action meant something. You got a problem? Kill the guy and move away. Or stay and run that shit
That's why you make sure you don't owe money to the supplier, if you always pay up front then you will never owe shit to anyone.
it probably is depending how you do it. I imagine like any career if you really stick to it you can end up in a place where you don't gotta do the dirty work anymore you just make the big decisions. I don't think any coke dealer is going to want to be a corner man for life. No matter who you are if you got lots of coke and cash on you its risky as hell. Some gangsters have PTSD its a brutal life.
Unless you are an addict, cocaine is a shitty business to be involved in. High risk, low reward. Plus, you’re dealing with coke heads 24/7. Hell, even if you are an addict, it’s still a shitty business.
A guy I knew got into the coke game when he was a sophomore in H.S………..he was murdered before he turned 26 and he wasn’t even a real player. He was a good man that made a very bad choice because of his poverty.
I’d rather pick up dog shit than get involved in that evil world.
Bro I watch every video love joey broooo the stories are off the chain
How can you dislike the video lmao, he’s being so wholesome at the beginning 😂
Nobody checks the cereal box in a home invasion
Hahaha where you from?
@@nicholassternon5857 from my pops nuts. Born and raised
@@TheGanjologist born and raaaaiiised?!?
Whatever juices are in the brain, my brain came listening to uncles Joey's voice
These two are brilliant together
The sound of Joey drinking water makes my day
Storytime with Joey is just him remembering movies he’s watched...
You can't even imagine people not just staying inside and posting memes. Joey's stories aren't even crazy. You're just super sheltered
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but when you don't have it, then sometimes happiness isn't even an option. You gotta have money to be comfortable, hard to be happy if you can't get comfortable
Im very poor right now, im pretty happy to be honest.
Gotta learn to be uncomfortable to grow
These people who think Joey is constantly lying because they’ve had such boring & pedestrian lives crack me up!!
Joey has had an extremely interesting life and he’s blessed to be alive to tell these crazy stories.
God bless Joey Diaz. He’s the man.
If you think about it, Steve O has just as many drug stories that he somehow remembers & he has plenty of video to confirm, so these stories aren't so far off
12:10 what Joey says has been my biggest helper in life.
Damn he added those months up quick. I would’ve been using my fingers.
63 to 89 - 1 sec later = 26
URG4SERG bc u stupid lmao
Money is not everything, but its right up there with oxygen. Realest shit i ever heard
Easily one of my favorite joey diaz clip
Miss these days glad I was able to watch it when it was new
Same...the joint sucks dick
I can’t stand that sound of Joey drinking his water🤣
Joey "Let's Pretend" Diaz
He's been pretending most of his stories so the name is fitting
Joey drinking a bottle of water is pure ASMR.
Aww Lee is so innocent
This is a TED Talk
love ya joey, its hilarious nothing has changed from the 80s til now in the game xD
Uncle Coco hits that nail right on the head!!
These are conversations that people with money have 🤣
Look at Joey making it up as he goes
We got a mind reader over here