@@paulrogers2227 Ya, im not sure you can prove that he's telling the truth or isn't but at the end of the day just enjoy the story have a couple laughs and move on.
Jobless, Just barely failed a test for an awesome paying job that I can’t apply for again and feeling like complete shit. I needed this laugh Joey. Thank you
Bro man apply for it again. Speak positive affirmations into your life. You might not qualify at this time but sooner or later your going to get it. I was a bus cleaner for the longest time and i had to wait 4 years to get my shot.... Now im a diesel mechanic. Give yourself a chance and keep the faith. Good luck
For everyone who is wondering what happened, he ended up just going on stage to say some words for his friend and then he told that guy to fuck off while he was up there. The guy left and there was no beating. On the “This is Not Happening” show he brings up this story again and explains the ending.
Being someone who lives in a culture who generally don't have 5 day wakes, when I did experience one, it helped me massively with the grieving; strange that.
David n the mints. Those mints are a life saver. Just imagine how many comedians relied on David for that mint just to get them focused. 🍬🍬🍬. They both ran through all the memories they have of David during that three seconds five seconds joke❤
One of my most favourite things to do on a cold day in England, like today. Is to sit and smoke a baggie and listen to Uncle Joey talk and tell one of his epic stories. Fucking gold.
It’s been 4 years that i come back to this, get invested in the story for 16 fucking minutes and then die laughing at Joey shitting himself jesus christ this is GOLD
7:20 you can see the instinct to remember and tell abt it and then you see the funny memories coming in and he dies laughing, that is jus awesome, Joey is a true jewl
Hey mr diaz I just wanted to say how much I love ur podcast ur an interesting and funny person and I hope ur podcast becomes bigger and bigger and your career gets gets better
17 minutes of my life just to hear Joey shit his pants and the episode end. WORTH IT🤣
Lmao for real bro funniest shit ever 😂😂😂
Wow. Your literally spoiled the moment
I liked da vid soon as it happened too😭😭😭
“So 8 years later I’m waitin in the bushes” 😂😂😂😂
Waiting in the bushes like Charlie 🤣
"we're hiding in the trees" 😂
Why did he wait 8 years? Watched this twice couldn't figure out why...
Joey finish the damn story I’m so invested in this story
Watch the full podcast or go watch the this is not happening, he did this story on there too
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Turtle Lover remember what episode or the title of the story on this is not happening
Bro that was fucking to funny rn
Here’s the culmination of it all.... czcams.com/video/rb95f7dtYRA/video.html
The sound of an ashtray laughing
"Her head looked like she got hit with a safe"😂😂😂😂
"From the eleventh floor!"
I lost it 😂😂😂
5’4, 378 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest line ever
I lost it 🤣🤣
invested 17 minutes of my life to hear how this story played out... Well played joey well played
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I remember being like you. I stopped after I realize how much he lies
@@paulrogers2227 Joey seems super honest ? Any proof behind this statement? Just curious
@@paulrogers2227 Ya, im not sure you can prove that he's telling the truth or isn't but at the end of the day just enjoy the story have a couple laughs and move on.
Paul Rogers there not lies it because he is a comedian so he exaggerates the stories to make them more funny.
"I'm in this room getting weaker, while Charlie's in the bush getting stronger" 😂🤣😭
Waiting 8 years to give out a beating takes commitment. Respect to you Uncle Joey
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
Why did he wait 8 years? Watched this twice couldn't figure out why...
@@Brandon-no3vc because Marilyn Martinez died and that set him off.
Started laughing before the video even started… just the thought of Joey waiting 8 years to beat some dudes ass is hilarious
Joey “I always knew I was gonna stab him” Diaz
I love this meme template
I fucking love this guy. He makes me laugh historically while on break at work. Working in an ICU and seeing sad shit daily. This helps a ton.
People probably think you’re a psychopath laughing😂
@@powchasin9934 LOL , laughing while mopping up blood n shit
The fart at the end took me out lol 😂 I wasn’t expecting it at all.
Joey sound like your brakes going out when he laugh 😂
Jobless, Just barely failed a test for an awesome paying job that I can’t apply for again and feeling like complete shit. I needed this laugh Joey. Thank you
Bro man apply for it again. Speak positive affirmations into your life. You might not qualify at this time but sooner or later your going to get it. I was a bus cleaner for the longest time and i had to wait 4 years to get my shot.... Now im a diesel mechanic. Give yourself a chance and keep the faith. Good luck
Thenerson Rashford thank you so much
Noble Savage thanks, truly appreciate it
11 months later, I hope things have started to come together for you, keep up the hard work brother
I’m in pretty much in the same boat, it’ll get better for both of us!!! Keep your head up!!!!
16:25 is what you boys came for
What about girls? We watch too you know!
You guys are just sexiest jerks. This is toxic masculinity!
@@daybuttons7541 even if this ironic, it's cringe
@@ccometog3932 toxic masculinity personified!!
Fuck you lmaoo
day buttons thanks for the compliment now I know I’m the sexiest guy in Dublin 🥰🥰
Wtf I sat there hanging on every word to hear a goddamn fart.
Joey “Declaration of War” Diaz
16:24 the most TREMENDOUS Uncle Joey laugh of all time.
Joeys laugh will have me in tears every time 😂 I don’t even have to hear the conversation just his laugh will have me weak 😂
Hahahahaha I instantly start howling when I hear it..
It makes my day how much Joey always makes Lee laugh
Bro when he said Lee was turning purple, the whole bit with the fart had me weaaaak lol
When Joey told this story and the story of his mom on stage on This Is Not Happening was the day I became a die hard fan of his!
#truefriendship
For everyone who is wondering what happened, he ended up just going on stage to say some words for his friend and then he told that guy to fuck off while he was up there. The guy left and there was no beating. On the “This is Not Happening” show he brings up this story again and explains the ending.
Thanks
And also he didn't want to make a scene at a very very stressful time for his friends dead husband
Cheers buddy
@@benoliver5593 why would it be stressful for his friends dead husband?
After all,isn't he dead?
Even when Joey laughs, I can't help but crack up!
I love it
6:42 is the Joey Diaz laugh to end all other Joey Diaz laughs
Or 16:25 😂😂 holy fuck this shit is gold
@16:25..... I'm spir spit/cry laughing at work and everyone wants to know why and I can't tell em.
Marilyn sounds like an utter creature. I'm creasing just hearing that imitation of her voice.😆
That's the best placed fart I think I've ever heard. Brilliant.
Living as an artist, living life, living truth, is crazy intense. Joey thank you, you ease the path for a lot of us.
Joey Diaz, one of the best people to have in your life 💯❤️
Joey's wheezing smokers cough laugh makes me smile so hard everytime. Then the loud and clear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gets me everytime too
My favorite ending to a story ever!!! I'm in friggin tears ovah here.🤣🤣 love ya Mr. Diaz🤘🤘
When Joey starts to nod off they should mike him up.
16:25 the "just me with the boys" moment 🤣😂
Being someone who lives in a culture who generally don't have 5 day wakes, when I did experience one, it helped me massively with the grieving; strange that.
I swear Joey has the greatest, most hilarious stories ever 😂😂😂
Podcasts like joeys on CZcams taught me more about life than anyone else
Broo 😂 i was so invested in this story noooo
I can’t think of anyone else who can fart and then laugh like that. Joey Diaz is unique!
The pure joy that fart brought Joey was amazing
Nithing beats smoking a fat blunt and listening to joey.
" I don't care if you are 3 or 75". True f'ing story. I rolled out. Great way to end the story!
All time favorite ending of anything I've ever watched on CZcams 😂😂😂😂
16:23, truer words have never been spoken, beautiful.
David n the mints. Those mints are a life saver. Just imagine how many comedians relied on David for that mint just to get them focused. 🍬🍬🍬. They both ran through all the memories they have of David during that three seconds five seconds joke❤
Never heard Joey laugh so much. I love it God bless them both ❤️
One of my most favourite things to do on a cold day in England, like today. Is to sit and smoke a baggie and listen to Uncle Joey talk and tell one of his epic stories. Fucking gold.
16:23 literally gold
It’s been 4 years that i come back to this, get invested in the story for 16 fucking minutes and then die laughing at Joey shitting himself jesus christ this is GOLD
I got legitimately angry that he didn't finish the story until I replayed it with the sound turned up loud 😆
Reminds me of hanging out with my buddies and can’t breath over a fart 😂
1 minute in the arm has to pop up before they bury.... Dead 😂😂 way to make the pain comedy well done 👏 👏
I feel like shyt and hearing you laugh makes me laugh. Thank you Uncle Joey you da man brotha
Was so entranced through the whole thing... Then I see I him tighten up a lil and then....🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joey bro!!! Lost my shit lol
7:20 you can see the instinct to remember and tell abt it and then you see the funny memories coming in and he dies laughing, that is jus awesome, Joey is a true jewl
That laugh at the end made me almost spit out my drink lol.
You guys need to make a short movie about this woman. This is hilarious
16:25 sounded like a bunch of rocks fell down a hill
Bro these three together are so awesome
i could listen to Joey for hours///
Joeys laughing and trying to breathe will always crack me up
Not skipping ahead. Ive been waiting 8 years for this story.
These fkn guys. I laughed so hard at this. Love ya!
The ending to this story has me howling
That’s how everyone wants to be remembered, when they talk about you they only remember the good times and the shit you would say to make them laugh
Lmao this was great
16:25 sounded like peanuts came out with some smoke, and obviously they all loved it bcz I bet with his diet it smelled like a dumpster.
Lmfaooo!! Fell right out of him! Hahahaha
"Wit his diet".😂
His face though - just before he laughs 😂
Rumbles of det
I loved the surprise ending to this clip lol
every time i watch joey he makes me smile :)
Nice playlist dude
Joey Diaz is a real one just when they think it’s over catch they ass slippin a couple years later
I love these guys.
I need my inhaler after listening to the laughter.
“Who let out the chicken” is what comes to mind when i see gabriel😂
Man joey first time watching this channel definitely got my subscription 😂😂
Hahah That´s also some sort of cliffhanger😋😉
“David, give’eem a mint!” 😂
I CANNOT wait till your book is out Joey!
“Baseketball” 😂
This is one of the funniest and deep clips ever!
Love your stories Joey!! I don't know how you remember so many details I can't remember what I did yesterday!!
Tremendous!
Hey mr diaz I just wanted to say how much I love ur podcast ur an interesting and funny person and I hope ur podcast becomes bigger and bigger and your career gets gets better
Lee's laugh is priceless!
All love joeys the man
That was hilarious!!!! I Luv listening to him crack up!!! #WeLuvYaJoey 💋
Best 17 min of my life invested.
Joey is Top shelf...107/717
Tremendous
I love joey laugh sounds like when u steam a radiator
They laughed so fuckn hard at tht fart lmao
Gabriel and joey my favourite people ever!
Le SALIO sopa con el peo🤣🤣🤣
ever notice how Joey has a ❤️ of gold under all that
David with the mints lmao
Always has the best titles
Hey Joey need to come to Visalia CA you would have every seat filled out here
Haha that ending. Start at 12:27 for enough context for the story.
Denogginizer thanks for that
Rip to one awesome lady.
16:25
Your welcome
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
Every time I hear his laugh it makes me clear my throat
This is tremendous